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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:53:59 GMT -5
Thursday Night Warfare 25th August 2005
Schedule of Matches: -----------------------------------------------
The Predators vs. Deities of War – ACW Tag Team Title Match
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Daredevil vs. Andy Starr - 20,000 feet barbed wire platform volcano scramble in the jungle deathmatch from hell with Amazonian midgets
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6 Person Elimination Match
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The Senator vs. 3 Opponents - Gauntlet Style Match
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Fight Club Match Hunter vs. TBA
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RDK vs. TBA
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The Fat Chick Deathmatch Jake Cheng vs. Angelo – ACW International Title Match
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Who's Your Daddy Match Fallen Souls vs. BK London – ACW Light Heavyweight Title Match
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:54:18 GMT -5
Opening Segment: The beginning of a Topsy Turvey night (Credit: BK London)
The show starts off differently today; instead of seeing the audience already in their seats, they’re still arriving and getting themselves settled. A phrase appears superimposed over the scene, in simple text.
Earlier this evening...
The scene fades into the ACW corridor, the long stretch of a hallway is full with the ACW staff and crew that work behind the scenes. Some of the crew are reviewing the script for Monday's show..while others are just lounging around sipping coffee and mingling amongst one another. Suddenly, a door from in the parking lot opens up and the pit pat of the rain smacking the concrete is heard. A mysterious figure enters the arena and the crew looks afar to see who this shady character is. The mysterious figure approaches the ACW corridor and the florescent lights shine in on figure revealing that is none other than BK London. BK lifts his hood from his rain coat and looks side to side as the rain drips off of his coat and sports bag. He is puzzled at why the crew is just standing around. lounging, when usually they are swamped with work. BK takes notice of one guy, who is assumed to be younger than most of the crew with his youthful appearance. BK calls him over and he reluctantly approaches BK London.
??: Yes Mr. London...
BK: Hey kid, What's your name?
??: Glenn.
BK: Glenn eh? What do you do around here?
Glenn: Well I am one of the interns here for Gingerdude, I'm using this to boost my credits so I can graduate from college.
BK: Ah ok. So uh...Glenn...that’s right Glenn...what are all these people doing standing here? Don't you guys have work to do?
Glenn: Chairman Gingerdude ordered that we all have the day off and gave all the superstars the creative opportunity to do whatever they want tonight..
BK: Is that right? Well why wasn't I informed of such a change...hmmm...
Glenn: Well I couldn't contact your cellphone...so we all assumed Randy would tell you, being your neighbor.
BK: Ok..so we can do anything we want here?
Glenn: That's right...
BK: Well where is the production trucks...
Glenn: Production truck? Uhhh...I think they are back out in the parking lot and go down straight to the left...and then you make a right...
BK: Thanks Glenn. You’re a stand up man...Do me a favor though?
Glenn: Anything Mr. London.
BK: Put my bags in my dressing room.
BK takes the bag off of his shoulder and hands it to Glenn and he nearly drops the bag due to the weight of all the stuff in the bag. He slowly begins to drag the bag across the floor towards BK's locker room and he can't help but chuckle. He then turns to the camera and then smiles. BK walks out into the dark parking lot and sees one of the golfcarts by a pile of boxes, still in the same area as where he left it Monday on Meltdown during the cement segment. BK hops in and he rides toward the production truck...openers begin to ride past BK and he waves at them but then mocks them as they pass him. BK ends up in front of the main production truck and he parks his cart by the large amount of cords. BK walks toward the front and walks up the steps and opens the door to the dark production room..
BK: Tonight...BK London Presents: Thursday Night Meltdown !!
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:54:38 GMT -5
Segment: Predators on the Prowl (Credit: Predator)
We are back in the backstage, closing in on Predator's locker room, and not only is he in there, but Wolf is as well.
Predator: ...So here we are again...
Wolf: Yes...ha, I still haven't received that entertainment title shot you know...
Predator: Dude, I'll get it back, just you see.
Wolf: That don't matter man, you've obviously seen the light, Bitch Knocker is out the door and now you and me can rule under the guidance of Thor!
Wolf looks up to the roof and poses
Predator: Haha, whatever works man.
Wolf: Forget the one night only! This team is back on track! First though...we gotta get me outta fallout, quick!
Predator: ...Well, if you mean as a full time fallout superstar I guess I know what you mean. I say we hold a four way tornado tag. Capitalists, Lost Boys and D-Train and us. This will show the tag division we still got what it takes.
Wolf: Yeah man! Shitttttt! We gotta do that! But first, we gotta see if we can win the titles tonight! We might have a chance playa!
Predator: Yes. Cernunnos and Pilko won't stand a chance. I've defeated both of them once before.
Wolf: Kick ass! Let’s get the job done!
Predator: Damn right.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:55:02 GMT -5
Metal Gear ACW – Part I (Credit: Hunter)
(OOC Note: Most of these ideas were created by Kiji. I am not going to take credit for doing everything, because I didn’t. But, I DID write it all…also, this is not meant to offend anyone. This is meant to be good harmless fun. Some of the things said are not my feelings or the feelings of anyone else. It’s just funnier this way. If you bitch at me because you don’t like your character, I’ll unleash Metal Gear on you. That said…)
The scene opens above a gorgeous ocean gently moving under the sun. We then fly down into the water and see a submarine. In this submarine stand a Japanese schoolgirl wearing a military outfit three times her size, and a Mexican man in a stealth suit. These people are Colonel Yoko Campbell and Latino Snake. Yoko is pacing in the submarine, pondering many random thoughts to herself, while Latino takes swigs of vodka every time she turns her back. Yoko faces Latino and he quickly hides the bottle behind him.
Yoko: Now, Snake, I have a difficult mission for you. Are you sure you can handle it? Cause we can just turn this submarine around.
Latino: Ah, no mamacita. I can handle it, it’s muy easy. Sí?
Yoko: Okay. Are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Latino: Ah, sí. I just have to break into that place and do the thing, sí?
Yoko sighs and hangs her head, prompting Latino to take another swig from the bottle.
Yoko: …a highly secretive and lucrative tequila factory has been taken over by terrorists. You are to get in there and rescue everyone by any means necessary. Understand?
Latino: Ah, sí, me comprendo.
Yoko: Good. Now, do your duty for your country.
Yoko salutes him and Latino salutes back, raising the bottle next to his head. Yoko raises an eyebrow but Latino quickly throws it away and smirks.
-SOME AMOUNT OF TIME LATER-
Latino is swimming underwater. He suddenly smashes his head into a wall and rises, clutching his forehead. He pulls himself up onto land and hides behind a big metal crate.
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!
Latino has obviously activated his codec.
Latino: Hey, mamacita, can you hear me?
Yoko’s voice comes through the other end.
Yoko: Yes, yes I can. What’s the situation?
Latino looks over to the right and sees many metal crates. Above it he sees an elevator.
Latino: It looks like that elevator is the only way up, sí?
Yoko: Just as I expected. Go take that elevator to the surface. Make sure no one sees you. We don’t want a repeat of the last mission.
Latino: Oh, come on colonel! She liked it!
Yoko: Er…yeah. If you need to contact my by codec, the frequency is 140.85. When you need to use the codec, press the start and A buttons.
Latino: …the what?
Yoko: The buttons. And don’t worry, no one but you will hear what is said.
Latino: WAIT! WHAT BUTTONS???
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!
The codec is off. Latino sighs and looks ahead. He quickly crawls under the metal crate in front of him and looks ahead. There are two soldiers, armed with a machine gun each. He has no weapons, however. One of the soldiers turns his back, and Latino quickly runs to the other side and hides. The other soldier passes directly next to him. Latino quickly runs up behind him and starts choking him…again…and again…and again. The soldier stops fighting it, and Latino hides the body behind another crate. He runs forward and sees the other soldier is playing a Gameboy.
Soldier: HIGH SCORE DAMN YOU!!! STOP KILLING ME!!! I WANT MY HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!
Latino raises an eyebrow, then simply walks forward and into the elevator. After a moment, the elevator rises. A winter landscape appears as the elevator ascends. Latino rips off his scuba suit in slow motion, but gets one leg stuck in the suit. The elevator stops and opens, and Latino hops out, trips, and falls face first on the ground. He twitches and slides the suit off, then throws it away. He hides in front of a giant crate and grabs his ear.
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!
Latino: It’s Snake, mamacita. I made it to the top of the mountain.
Yoko: Excellent. Age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.
Latino: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? YOU CALLING ME OLD???
Yoko: …uh…no. How’s the sneaking suit working out for you?
Latino: Es bueno, but it’s hard to move around in it.
Yoko: Well, keep it on anyway. It’ll keep you alive. This is Alaska, don’t forget. It’s cold. Like…really cold.
Latino: Sí. How are those genome soldiers staying alive?
Yoko: They were living in a Siberian prison for three years. Those who survived are here. That was their only training.
Latino peers out from behind the crate and sees an enormous helicopter with a group of soldiers around it.
Latino: A helicopter? What’s a helicopter doing here in Alaska?
Yoko: Um…transporting them. It’s an island…
Latino: Oh.
?: They crazy to fly helicopter in weather.
Latino: AH! QUIÉN IS THAT, COLONEL???
Yoko: Oh, I’m sorry. That’s Mei Ginger. He’s the visual and data processing specialist.
An old face appears on the codec, and a strange Asian accent appears when his mouth opens.
Ginger: Nice to meet you. Is honor to speak to legend.
Latino: …
Ginger: What is wrong? Why you quiet?
Latino: I didn’t expect a world-class designer of military technology to be so…cute.
Ginger: Ah, you stop now! You flatter me!
Latino: I’m serious. Now I won’t be bored for the next 18 horas.
Ginger: You shut up you hot stuff!
Asian feminine giggle.
Ginger: Now, your radar. Is awesome, finds all you bad guys. But, I’m afraid, gets jammed too easy. They see you, BOOM, JAM! WE JAMMIN’!!!
Latino: How come that happens? You know, when they see me?
Ginger: Our military technology…it’s strong, smart, good. But, someone sees you, is over. Why? No idea. Now, you want to call me? My codec, the number she is 140.96. Call when you want to save data. It helps.
Latino: Right. Thanks.
Yoko: Now, Snake, you’re going to have to either go through a vent on the second floor or the first floor. You choose.
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!
Latino quickly runs up a snowy hill and hides behind another crate. He looks out from behind it and sees a soldier with his back to him. Latino then starts knocking on the crate. One knock. The soldier stands still. Another knock. Nothing. Latino hits it two more times, even harder. Nope. He hangs his head and jumps out from behind the crate and starts waving his arms.
Latino: I’M OVER HERE JACKASS!!!
Soldier: “!”
The soldier turns and starts running at him. Latino quickly gets behind the crate again and waits for the soldier to arrive. The soldier appears next to him and Latino quickly punches him twice and spin kicks him. The soldier rises and Latino does it again and again.
Latino: Punch, punch, spin kick, punch, punch, spin kick.
The soldier finally stays down. Five stars spin above his head. Latino tries to take his gun, but he can’t for some reason. Four starts spin. Latino keeps trying to take the gun. Three stars. He still can’t get it off. Two. Why won’t it come off? One.
Latino: AY CARAMBA!
The soldier gets up slowly. Latino sneaks up behind him and chokes him out. He then forgets about the gun and charges forward. He dodges another soldier or two, and quickly jumps into the back of a truck. There he finds a SOCOM gun. He hops out and shoots a camera. All of the soldiers start running around and panicking. Latino simply walks out and crawls into the vent.
Fade Out
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:56:36 GMT -5
Match 1: The Predators vs. Deities of War – ACW Tag Team Title Match (Credit: BK)
The crowd is now seated and ready for the action to kick off, and they aren’t left to wait long as Philip enters the ring.
Philip: This first match is scheduled for one fall and is for the ACW Tag Team Championships, coming to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 445 pounds, The Predators !!
"Stay Together for the Kids" by Blink 182 hits and the crowd begin to boo and jeer the returning for one night only tag team of The Predators. Both Wolf and Predator make their way down to the ring but keep themselves on opposite sides of the ramp, Predator slaps hands with the crowd and then the two reach ringside. Predator and Wolf hop on the apron simultaneously and as Wolf steps over the top rope with one leg, Predator attempts to jump over the top rope and he busts his ass hilariously.
Philip: And their opponents, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 650 pounds, they are the ACW Tag Team Champions, Cernunnos and Pilko, The Deities of War !!
"Phantom of the Opera Overture" blares through the speakers and the ACW Tag Team Champions make their way out toward the stage. They hold the tag team titles that The Predators cherish on their shoulders and slowly make their way to the ring. Cernunnos hops up onto the apron and enters the ring while Pilko simply rolls into the ring. The camera gets a shot at Predator who is holding his lower back from the fall and Wolf tries to pat him on the back but he yells at Wolf. The bell rings for the match to begin and Predator goes into the corner and it appears the two big men of the match will be starting it off.
Wolf and Cernunnos stare at each other from across the ring and Cernunnos chuckles, they two walk to the center of the ring and while Wolf may be the big man of the team The Predators he fails in comparison to the size of Cernunnos. Wolf quickly rakes the bigger man in the eyes blinding him for the moment, Wolf then bounces off the ropes and attemtps to clothesline him to the ground but he instead hits the ground as if he ran into a wall. Cernunnos barely budges and Wolf gets up and bounces off the ropes and attempts a bulldog from behind him but Cernunnos hoists Wolf into the air and drops him with a Backdrop. Wolf holds his back in pain and he rolls out of the ring to regroup. Wolf walks around the ring holding his back and Cernunnos simply rolls out the ring Kane style and follows Wolf. Cernnunos turns Wolf around and levels him with a clothesline to the ground before tossing him back into the ring. Cernunnos rolls into the ring and Wolf crawls on his knees and Cernunnos catches him. Wolf begs for him not to do anymore damage and Cernunnos kicks him in the face. Cernunnos then picks up Wolf and then carries him over to his corner. Cernunnos tags in Pilko and Pilko enters the ring and drops down to one knee. Cernunnos then gorilla presses Wolf in the air and drops him right on Pilko's knee. Wolf holds his abdomen in pain and Pilko covers Wolf but Predator darts into the ring and breaks up the count with a dropkick to the side of the head.
Edison: And Predator breaks up the count to save his team... McNally: And what a dropkick too? Perfectly executed.
Predator gets back to his corner and Pilko pulls Wolf to the center of the ring and he locks on a grounded abdominal stretch. A close up of Wolf is then shown and he is writhing in pain due to the move and he is trying to break out of it but to no use. Predator hops into the ring one more time and he soccer kicks Pilko in the back of the head and he releases the hold. The referee now has to restrain Cernunnos as he tries to enter the ring to save his team and Predator delivers a DDT to Pilko. Both Pilko and Wolf are out of it and Predator heads back to his corner and asks for the Tag. Wolf begins to get up and he pulls Pilko towards his corner using his leg. Pilko then gets up and he Enziguri's Pilko right into Predator and now thats the tag. Predator enters the ring and he stomps away at Pilko, he picks up Pilko and then hits him with some stiff right hands to the face. Pilko drops to the mat again and Predator picks him up and goes for what looks like BK London's Revolver but Pilko pushes him into the ropes. As Predator comes off the ropes Pilko attempts a Chokeslam on Predator but as he lifts Predator he counters it into the Predator Crossface. But before he can lock it on fully, Pilko rolls out of the move. Both Pilko and Predator get up and they both attempt a clothesline at the same time knocking each other out. Wolf and Cernunnos are both reaching out for the tag and both end up getting the tag at the same time.
Edison: THE TAG!! THE TAG!! McNally: This crowd tonight is on fire.
Wolf and Cernunnos enters the ring and they rush to the center and begin exchanging blows. Cernunnos slowly begins to get the upper hand as he is taking it to Wolf with his large clubbing blows. Cernunnos whips Wolf into the corner and smashes him with a Body Avalanche and then takes him down with a Sidewalk Slam. Cernunnos then signals for Pilko to go up to the top rope but Predator spears him through the ropes onto the floor on the outside. Just then somebody hops over the apron, and begins running around the ring frantically.
McNally: Oh My God... Edison: He's naked !!
Indeed, a streaker begins rolling in and out the ring and the security cannot catch him. Cernunnos tries his attempt at trying to catch him but he slips through his legs, the streaker rolls to the outside of the ring. Predator spears him down and pins him down to the ground so security can catch him and Predator then realizes what position he is in and he is disgusted and gets off of him quickly. Predator continues the assault on Pilko on the outside and the referee is still distracted with the streaker. Thor then hops over the top of the ropes and he sees Cernunnos across the ring. Thor has his trust hammer in hand and he smashes it onto the mat and a bolt of lightning head towards Cernunnos but Cernunnos rolls out of the way in the nick of time. Cernunnos approaches Thor and before he can slam the hammer down again Cernunnos catches it and a power struggle emerges between the two. Both try to grasp the hammer pulling it towards them and it appears to be a stalemate. Cernunnos then smartly kicks Thor in the groin and he immediately takes out Thor in one instant. Cernunnos drops the hammer to the ground on the outside and he turns around only to recieve a spear by Predator.
Edison: THE SPEAR !! THE SPEAR !!! McNally: It could be all over now.
Wolf who was still knocked out from the Sidewalk Slam slowly crawls toward Cernunnos. The referee slides into the ring and Wolf puts his arm across the chest of Cernunnos, the referee counts one.......two......th-- but Cernunnos gets his shoulder up. The crowd can't believe it and neither can Predator and Wolf. Wolf and Cernunnos slowly begin to stagger to their feet, and Wolf grabs Cernunnos by the throat and attempts to chokeslam him but Cernunnos doesn't budge. Cernunnos throat thrusts Wolf to the ground and from the corner of his eye he sees Predator sprinting towards him but he lifts him up for the Military Press and then drops him on Wolf. Wolf holds his abdomen in pain and Cernunnos tags in Pilko. Pilko picks up Predator and then tosses him over the ropes to the outside, on the inside he turns around and begins taunting Wolf as he is getting up. He puts Wolf's head between his legs and delivers the Jacknife Powerbomb. He then covers him and the ref counts one, two, three.
Philip: And the winners and STILL ACW Tag Team Champions, The Deities of War.
"Phantom of the Overture" hits and the crowd somewhat gives a pop to the Tag Team Champs. The referee awards them their belts and then raises their arms in victory. They roll out of the ring and their relationship as a team seems to be growing, win by win. Back in the ring, a reunited team is disappointed in their loss. Wolf gets up and he is disappointed, as Predator is stepping through the ropes he kicks the ropes accidentally in frustration right into Predator's groin. Predator drops down onto the outside holding his groin as the cameras fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:58:03 GMT -5
Segment: Hot On His Trail Part One- The Un-Lawful Trial/Hot Hostage (Credit: Rena)
The opening shot is brief; it’s of Rena, reclining on a couch in the Senatorial office and taking a break from all her assignments for Steve Philips. On any other day, this is all we’d see….. but tonight, we have the chance to peek into Rena Matheson’s secret daydreams…..
Victor Laureano sat in his chair, fidgeting wildly as the judge entered the courtroom once again. For weeks on end he had gotten used to that judge and the panel of faces staring at him, gasping and shaking their heads at the description of crimes he supposedly committed. Though there was almost no evidence, the small traces evidence pointed unfortunately at him. He knew himself that he was innocent, and he was dead sure that the tiny bit of evidence surely couldn’t be enough to pin him as a murderer. As the crowd stood with the judge’s order, the panel of faces passed around an envelope with was carefully closed. The man in the front stared at the anxious crowd, and with the judges command the man read the verdict out loud…
GUILTY
Rena sat on the courtroom steps out in the hot summer day. She shifted uncomfortably, cursing she wore the black suit which attracted the sun all the more. Her story was finally ending, and she would get the credit finally as being a great reporter, Like Dianne Sawyer. God, why was it so hot… Why did the verdict have to be read on the hottest day of July? The camera was set, all she had to do was be notified of the jury’s decision. A few gunshots were heard echoing inside the court’s brick-layered walls.
Rena: What the hell was that?
Rena’s camera-man and friend, Roger, moved towards, lugging the large camera on his shoulder. He sighed and set the camera on the assembled tri-pod, using his now free hands to take off his glasses and wipe the dirt off them.
Roger: I have no idea, but it sounded like gunshots. I have no idea why…
Various screams poured from the doors as they swung open, the frighteningly familiar face limping through the doors. It was Victor, hopping in pain from the courtroom doors, OH this was too good. She not only had a regular bad-guy-goes-to-jail story, she has a super –bay-guy-tries-to-escape-from-court story. She popped up the stairs in joyous movements, grasping her microphone in hand. Roger grabbed the camera and followed behind her, stopping at the stairs.
Rena: This is Rena Matheson, at the New York Industrial Courthouse. Today, Accused murderer Victor Laureano has escaped from the courthouse in hopes to get away from police whom are scurrying behind him. He seems to be moving towards us as we speak, though we do not have any information as to why he is trying to escape....AH!-
She screamed as Victor grabbed her, holding a gun to her temple. The policemen stopped and kneeled down far from the accused and his new hostage. They aimed at him but with persuasion from Victor, they pressed their guns to the ground once they realized he would shoot his new hostage-at-gunpoint.
Victor: I’ll shoot her if you shoot at me!
Blood was spilling all over the porcelain pathway, running onto the stairs. He grabbed her microphone and threw it onto the grass. He smiled and dragged her onto the streets, pointing at the jumble of cars. Victor: Which one is yours?
Rena: The red one, there. My keys are in my pocket…just take it and let me go!
Victor: HELL NO!
Rena: Why the hell not!?
Victor: Because then I’m an open target without you as my shield. Now get the fuck in that car and give me the keys.
Victor reached into her pocket, grabbed the keys and pressed them into the locks. The car popped open and both Victor and Rena jumped into the passenger side.
Victor: Stay there or I’ll shoot you, ok?
Rena nodded and he shimmied slowly to the driver’s side. He began to scream out of the opened window, his leg bleeding all over the seats.
Victor: I’m taking her with me. If you follow…she dies!
He turned the ignition on and sped away, leaving everyone behind them. Rena yelped as the car sped through the various traffic, swerving through alleyways and then finally on to a dusty uninhabited road. No vehicles or people passed them as he flew down the roads, dust and dirty swirling around them.
Rena: Where are we going?
Victor: Someplace.
Rena: WHERE!?
Victor: Somewhere no one will find us. I need this wound to be fixed up too… And you’re gonna help me.
Rena: No I’m not…
He turned to her, the gun raised at her head.
Victor: Yes you will.
She gulped and sat back in her seat. Just then the car stopped all of a sudden, dirty crowding around them. As the dirt and dust flew away, a little house appeared out of nowhere. It was humble and beautiful, glowing with pride. Victor smiled and limped out of the car and towards the house.
Victor: Come on.
He still had his gun pointed at her, which obligated her to follow him… but she stayed where she was. Rena: I’m staying here.
Victor: GET THE FUCK IN THAT HOUSE!
Rena: OKAY!
She kicked open her door and stomped towards him, rushing to the door. He limped slowly up the stairs and unlocked the door, pushing her inside and locking the door behind them.
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:58:32 GMT -5
Metal Gear ACW – Part II (Credit: Hunter) NOTE: I WILL BE SKIPPING CERTAIN THINGS I DON’T BELIEVE TO BE VERY IMPORTANT. THIS IS THE FIRST OCCASION. SNAKE ARRIVES IN A BIG TANK ROOM PLACE THING, SNEAKS PAST THE GUARDS, AND GETS INTO AN ELEVATOR. WE COME IN HERE.The elevator opens and Latino gets out. He walks down a long hallway and doesn’t seem to be able to find anything. He turns and sees a ladder. He smiles, proud of himself, and climbs the ladder. He gets into the ventilation shaft and climbs above. He passes a vent covering and sees a woman in a room doing sit ups. He smiles and starts to doze off, but then remembers the mission at hand. He continues down the vent, then finds an empty cell and jumps down. He crashes into the room and he hears a banging from the room next door. There’s a struggle and suddenly the door unlocks. Latino steps forward and opens the door. He walks out and sees a naked soldier with his ass in the air and a big “censored” sticker taped over it. He raises an eyebrow.?: DON’T MOVE! Latino panics and raises his arms in the air. He looks in front of him and sees a soldier pointing a gun at him. Wait…it’s the woman he saw earlier.Woman: Liquid? No, you’re not him. Latino moves his hand down and startles the woman.Woman: I SAID DON’T MOVE! Latino: …I’m just…going to…scratch…my nose… Woman: DON’T MOVE!!! Latino: Then will you scratch it for me? Silence. The woman’s hands begin to shake. Latino notices this.Latino: Ah, sí. Es the first time you pointed a gun at someone, sí? Woman: What? No. Latino: Sí, you’re a rookie. Woman: No I’m not! Latino: You haven’t even taken the safety off. Rookie. Woman: I’M NOT A ROOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suddenly, the door opens and soldiers rush in, pointing their guns at the two of them.Latino: Uh…you’re not one of them, are you? Woman: No. Latino quickly grabs his gun and starts firing at the soldiers.Latino: FIRE ROOKIE!!! The woman also begins to shoot her gun. After a few moments, all of the soldiers are dead. The woman runs out the door.Latino: WAIT! He turns the corner and sees her running towards the elevator. She turns and a mysterious man appears floating above her. Suddenly, the screen dissolves into static.?: BRUDAH! YOU KILLED HIM! ??: I’m sorry, sir. A third man speaks. His voice is distorted, like that of a man wearing a gas mask.: His mental shielding was tighter than my prom date’s dress. It was harder to get into than a prude girl’s pants. ?: Now we’ll never get the code. : I got an idea. We appear back in the hallway. Latino snaps out of it just in time to notice the woman pointing her gun at him. She fires and he quickly jumps back into the other room. Once the firing ceases, Latino jumps back into the hallway and points his gun at the elevator, but the doors close. He hears breathing behind him and turns around to find nothing. He turns around towards the elevator and finds the floating man. He speaks with the same distorted voice as the man in the vision.: Good girl. Just like that… The man disappears in a heartbeat. Latino quickly starts up his codec.BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!Latino: Yo, mamacita? What was that? Yoko: It was Psycho Marvel, the psychic member of the terrorist group. He gave you a sort of mental feedback loop. Latino: … Yoko: A memory. Latino: Ah. Latino turns off the codec and goes into the elevator.Fade Out
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 15:59:09 GMT -5
Segment: “Double” jeopardy
The scene returns to the ACW arena; the camera shows Yoko Satoshi and Chairman Ginger in what looks like some sort of storage area. Yoko is wearing, oddly, not her usual schoolgirl uniform but a simple jeans and t shirt set.
Ginger: Yeah, so if you can just finish checking that this stuff’s been stored properly, that’ll be great. Then we’ll have coffee back upstairs.
Yoko: Are you sure that this isn’t some kind of bizarre moderator induction ritual?
Ginger: Nah, you just get all the crappy jobs because you’re new. We don’t normally keep things all the way down here but we’re out of room up top.
Yoko: Figures. I’ll see you in a little while.
Ginger smiles and jogs back up the stairs. Yoko walks around the boxes, checking things off on a list, until she’s happy that all is in order. As she heads for the stairs, she sees a dumbbell on the floor, and tosses it back into the nearest cardboard box. Then, she turns off the light, and heads up the stairs back to the main building.
Only after she’s gone does the box start to rock; imperceptibly at first, but then more and more, until finally it topples. It strikes the top of a high stack of other boxes, pushing those over too, and a domino effect occurs, with boxes collapsing until the last and heaviest stack falls against the back wall. Its weight is such that the brickwork is damaged, and a brick falls down….
There is an empty space behind the wall, explaining its apparent weakness. Through the little gap, there come a few beeps, and then some flashes of light; there is the sound of what appears to be glass cracking, and then water emptying from something
All is quiet for a few seconds, and then there is splashing… and the sound of something hitting the damaged wall. Once, twice….
The entire fake wall collapses, and water flows out into the storage room. Slowly, blinking in even the faint light coming from the stairwell, a figure emerges from the secret chamber, and walks over to the light switch on the wall. The lights come on, and reveal a very familiar face, pale from incarceration. Her clothes are plain black and figure hugging. When she speaks, her voice is familiar too, with one critical difference – it’s as cold as ice.
“Alicia”: Third time’s a charm, as they say. I think it’s time for me to start clearing up the mess here… and I don’t mean this room. Having said that…
She looks at all the fallen boxes, and passes a hand over them. They spring back to their original positions at once. The bricks also obey the command, replacing themselves one by one until the wall is complete. “Alicia” smiles, a twisted, uncaring smile.
Alicia: Still got the mod touch…. Excellent.
Placing a hand to her wet clothes and hair, the doppelganger dries them with a single thought, and then walks up the staircase, to carry out who knows what nefarious plan…..
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:00:33 GMT -5
Segment: They’re back, but not better than ever (Credit: Jake Cheng) OOC: Credit to Hunter for his appearance also.
A hummer. No, it’s a stretch hummer. And the third best sidekick in literary history is there to meet whoever is inside. Not Vortex, and certainly not Jif. He isn’t welcome here. But somehow, he gets in anyway. The little bastard.
Stan: Hello, ACW. I’ve been sent on a mission tonight. I am to introduce the six men who will compete in the No Disqualification, elimination style match. These 6 men are former ACW superstars or superstars of ACW previous incarnations. None of these men ever won a singles title in ACW. 3 of these men were though to have been killed my Ridley himself. One of these men currently wrestlers on another televised federation, the only competitor to ACW. But first off, from GFWCW, the Dark Master.
A man, looking like one of Undertaker’s druids, steps of the Hummer. Stan approaches him, possibly for an interview, but DM keeps walking.
Stan: That’s alright. Nobody remembers him anyway. The next original form of this man, El Loco.
An all-familiar Mexican man exits the car.
Stan: Welcome back to ACW, Loco.
Loco: Hola, tipo. Gracias.
Stan: So, what was it like, you know, changing races? I mean you don’t see Spanish people all of a sudden becoming Italian, or just white in generally. Unless you are Kerwin White, of course.
Loco: Sí. Era un proceso muy difícil, pero en el extremo, era un idea estúpido. Spider era elegante en cambiar de nuevo a el suyo buen truco. Venom, bien todos sabemos de qué se enciende dentro del jefe Venom. Nada!.
Loco laughs as Stan looks baffled.
Stan: Sorry, Loco, I don’t speak Mexican. Do you have anything else to say before I introduce the next competitor.
Loco: Sí. La liga de lucha del honor es horrible. Perderán a nosotros en el torneo y entonces Ridley tendrá que suspenderse. Entonces el campeonato de la alfa que lucha poseerá a liga de lucha del honor. Entonces reiré. Dan el temerario es homosexual. Adiós.
Loco laughs again, as he walks away.
Stan: Right. Next is, wait, this can’t be right, John Gotti?
The Italian man exits the car and stands next to Stan.
Stan: But...you are the same person as Loco, and he just walked that way. How...why...
Gotti: Don’t worry about it Stan. We make it work. Capisca?
Stan: What? Did you just swear at me in Italian?
Gotti: No. Just ask another question.
Stan: Umm, ok. What was it like getting your neck broken by Ridley?
Gotti: Painfully. Duh. *Mutters* Idiot.
Stan: Interesting. Well, next...
Gotti: What? Is that it? No more questions for the great John Gotti?
Stan: No, no more questions. NOW LEAVE YOU HAS BEEN!!
Gotti chin flicks Stan as he follows the hallways down to the ring. [/i]
Stan: Nest, the man with the shortest ACW career with the longest promo, Hardcore Jay!
At the sound of his name, Jay burst though the windshield of the Hummer. He hits the concrete, but it doesn’t faze him. He continues running down the hallway, like a crazed maniac.
Stan: Wow, maybe it was a good thing he didn’t stay long in ACW. Next, the man who won last Sunday, at Summerslam, because the storyline writers at WWE suck big monkey ass, EDGE!!!
Edge comes out of the car, Lita coming out behind him.
Stan: So Edge...
?: YOU!
Edge: Oh no, not you again.
A man, almost identical to Edge come up to the Hummer. It’s Hunter. Who else would want to look like that?
Edge: What do you want? Another autograph?
Hunter: No, I still have the other one you gave me.
Edge: Let me guess, framed in your locker room?
Hunter:...No.
Edge: Thought so. Come to congratulate me on my win over Matt Hardy?
Hunter: Actually, no. I came to say, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! This is my turf. Leave. Now!
Edge: You are right, I can leave. You are here, and since you stole my gimmick, you can cover for me.
Hunter: What? How did I steal your gimmick? You don’t have a gimmick!
Oooooooooh’s and BURN’s can be heard in the ACW Chat Room...I mean locker room.
Edge*panicked*: Damn, you got me. Well, I must go. Good luck in your “You Got Served” dance contest.
Edge and Lita run off, like they saw someone who is very angry with them for ruining his life.
Hunter: IT IS A FIGHT CLUB.....
Hunter falls to the floor. The Hardy Boyz stand behind Hunter’s body, Jeff holding a can of paint. [/i]
Jeff: Dude, I hit him so hard, the can, like, opened.
Matt: Shut up, Jeff. Just keep hitting Edge with it.
Jeff; No, freaking way.
Jeff sits down and begins sniffing his paint. Matt continues hitting Hunter. Eventually, Matt drags Hunter away, while Jeff continues sniffing paint. Abruptly, the scene shifts to black and white; Stan, ever the alert vision specialist, sees this on the playback monitor.
Stan: HEY! What joker in the back’s doing that? Give me technicolor, now!
The screen flickers, and then the color comes back. Stan mutters under his breath, something about “BK” and “under a bus”, before regaining his composure.
Stan: Wow, just wow. Well, I know you guys know whom the last guy is, but I am going to announce him anyway. The man whose career was ended by the next International Champion himself, Jenero Electovolt.
The last person in the Hummer exits. The Japanese man runs by, almost tripping over Jeff. He doesn’t know English. He continues running as “Xerox” chants are heard throughout the Universe.
Stan: Well there you have it ACW. Anything can happen today. Yes, anything.
Then something falls from under the Hummer. He crawls out and stands in front of the camera. I told you he’d get here somehow. It’s Jif.
Jif: Yo, niggas. I done hitched my self to the bottom of the Hummer dawg. Just like how I hitch my drugs when smuggle ‘em ‘cros the bordah, yo.
Stan: Stupid little bastard.
Jif: PAINT!!!
Jif jumps down next to Jeff and starts to sniff the paint. Jeff mumbles something incoherent and passes out. Jif takes the paint and runs to the camera.
Jif: NIGGA! I got my some paint, yo. Butcher’s gonna be so muthafuckin happy. He’s gonna like me sleep with ‘em n his bitch 2night. OoOoOoOoOoOH YEAH!
Jif runs away, almost spilling the paint. Stan sighs and walks away. Anything can happen today. Anything.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:01:43 GMT -5
Match 2: Daredevil vs. Andy Starr - 20,000 feet barbed wire platform volcano scramble in the jungle deathmatch from hell with Amazonian midgets (Credit: DD)
The titantron turns on for the ACW fans, who are waiting patiently for the next match, and they immediately gasp at the site. There is a huge platform shown from the 5000 foot point, and it views down, where there is a huge active volcano shown, bubbling in all its magma - powered might. The view then switches to the top camera, where there is a miniature ring erected on top of the stand, measuring 10-by-10 feet and made out of wood. The ropes however are replaced by barbed wire, and the midget referee calls for the bell as the two men-Andy Starr and Dan ‘Daredevil’ White get ready to fight.
Bell rings
The two men are almost gagging for breath at the thin air where the ring is located at, so they both immediately run towards their respective corners, grabbing an oxygen bottle each and taking several breaths of pure oxygen. The two then throw down the masks, and square off against each other. They grapple, and DD throws Starr onto the canvas. He locks in an armlock, but Starr kips-up and hits a snapmere to DD so he is seated, followed by a kick to the back of the head. Starr makes the cover but DD is quickly up before the three count, and gets to his feet, ready to continue the fight. They grapple again, and this time Starr wins, throwing Dan against the wooden turnbuckle. Dan holds his shoulder in pain, and starts wimpering whilst Starr jumps up and delivers a Tornado DDT. He attempts another cover but DD rolls it into an armbar, and Starr immediately howls in pain. He is close to the ropes and firmly grasps the bottom rope with his hand, before realising that it is barbed wire and he quickly lets go, looking at his cut hand and looking upset. DD lets go of the hold and jumps to his feet, where he smirks at Starr again. He turns him around but Starr hits him with a low blow and then follows it up with a DDT. He then hits a Moonsault from his standing position, but DD throws him off and he nearly falls out of the ring.
Starr slowly tries to get back into the ring, but Dan grabs his hand and threatens to let go. Only Starr pokes DD in the eye with his other hand and manages to re-enter the ring. The two look at each other before DD throws a punch, and misses. This allows Starr to hit a spinning heel kick, and cause DD to go flying into the turnbuckle. Starr then runs at DD, delivering a knee to the head, before lifting him back up. He attempts an Irish Whip but DD reverses it and this time he hits a Downward Spiral. He follows it up with a headscissors sleeper hold, but Starr quickly jumps out and hits a clothesline. However Dan just jumps back to his feet and pumps up, in the style of Hulk Hogan or the Machoman, and Starr just looks at him oddly before hitting a Fisherman’s suplex, only the pin is once again unsuccessful. The two both recover, and suddenly have the urge to take another breath of oxygen. They both do so, but Starr suddenly has a cunning idea, lifting up the Oxygen bottle. Only when he turns around he realises DD has had the same idea, and suddenly the match turns into a swordfight of sorts with both wrestlers trying to hit one another with the bottles. DD swings but Starr also swings at the same time and the two bottles clash in the middle, with both feeling the impact on their wrists. They drop the bottles, which roll out of the ring and into the volcano.
DD: Piss.
The two continue to fight, and they grapple up once more, before the midget suddenly grabs DD and hits him with a German Suplex for no particular reason whatsoever. Starr laughs, until the midget hits a stalling powerbomb on him and leaves the ring, falling to his midgety death. The crowd in the ACW arena are completely baffled at the utmost randomness that just occured, but DD and Starr still remain in the ring, still laid out by the midget. They both slowly recover at the same time, and DD throws Starr into the corner. He lifts him up for a superplex, but suddenly Starr grabs DD’s trousers and hits a superplex, on the opposite side of the ring. The two suddenly realise that they fucked up, and they start shouting at each other, as they plunge to their death:
DD: Andy!
Starr: Dan! I just wanted to say...I’m sorry about breaking your ankle!
DD: Well Andy...about Mestarruus...
Starr: You’re sorry about calling me those names?
They close in on the volcano, with about 5000 feet left.
DD: No! I was gonna say I was the better tag team member...
Starr: You twat...
They plunge into the lava, and the crowd in the arena gasp as they see live the two men die before their eyes. That is until they hear something...
Starr: Uhh...shouldn’t lava be hotter?
The two then emerge to the surface, trying to keep afloat
Dan: Maybe...y’know...it’s that kind of lava that isn’t hot...
Starr: Not only are you a twat, but you’re a stupid one as well-
They’re suddenly cut off as they look at the top of the volcano, and notice alligators slowly creeping up and climbing into the volcano. The two shriek as they also notice the top of a shark swimming not 20 feet away, and suddenly two more appear. DD tries to swim away but he suddenly feels something sharp...and then another thing...
DD: Andy?
Starr: Dan?
DD: I just found some giant scissors...
Starr: You what!?!
DD: Yeah...I’m going to get out of here now...
Starr: Me too...
The two start to scream and panic as the alligators jump into the volcano, and they close in on the two, as well as the sharks. Suddenly a huge SNAP! is heard and the two pay attention to something nearby...they look at the body, trying to reassemble who it might have been...
Starr: Is that...a midget?
DD: Not only is that a midget....but it’s a clean-cut Ridley midget!
Starr: A cut that could have only been made by...
Starr & DD: GIANT SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!
The two scramble to one side of the lukewarm lava volcano, and see a rope ladder which they fight over. Eventually, DD wins and climbs up first but Starr is not too far behind. The turn around, and notice as the sharks and alligators begin to battle for volcanic supremacy.
Starr: $100 says the Sharks win.
DD: You’re on!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:02:25 GMT -5
They both take a breath, sitting on the edge of the volcano as the sharks and alligators fight, resulting in much blood, scales and fins being shed, though they quickly sink to the bottom of the volcano. The two notice as a shark creeps up behind one of the alligators and grabs its tail in his mouth, and attempts ripping it off. However two more alligators jump onto the scene, and rip the shark in two by pulling from its head and tail, and the two wrestlers above wince at the sight. The three alligators-one with a severed tail-eye another shark, and hence forth to attack it, but are ambushed by 7 sharks, which rip the alligators up in seconds. The fighting continues with much incident under the water (and the cameraman couldn’t be arsed going into the lava and filming it, so consider yourself FIRE’D) but suddenly a few loud snaps are heard and clean-cut shark and alligator bodies float up to the surface.
DD: I guess the scissors own all.
Starr: Indeed.
The two then pay attention to each other, and throw their arms at each other, but at the same time begin to fall off the volcano edge. They begin to roll down the side in typical cartoonish fashion, and they finally reach the bottom, where they are in a mysterious jungle-type area. The two search around, and the thick tree leaves block out any sunlight from seeping through.
Starr: This is...odd...
DD: Where’s the referee?
Starr: We gotta find a way out of here...
DD: Where’s the referee?
Starr: Can you see anything?
DD: Where’s the referee?
Starr turns to DD, looking more than annoyed.
Starr: He took a suicide dive, REMEMBER!?!
DD: Oh yeah.
They continue walking, and both look extremely nervy as they pass the darkness of the jungle, with many eyes looking at them here and there. They hear a faint noise, and it slowly gets louder as they continue walking. The noise now is extremely loud, and is like a tribal beat and chant. They come to the end of the path, where there are thick leaves at the end. DD peeps through, and notices an amazing sight: a midget Amazonian tribe, wrestling in a ring. DD jolts back, and Starr then looks at the phenomenon. He too jerks back, and the two discuss what should happen.
DD: You go through first...
Starr: No way dude. They take one look at me and I’ll have my head on a spear. You go through, they’re less likely to kill someone of your...*ahem*...skin colour...
DD: OH! So it’s about the colour of our skin now? Well you got one thing coming your way boy...
DD attempts a lariat but Starr ducks and DD ends up rolling through the leaves. All the midgets immediately stop what they were doing, and eye DD as he slowly gets up, wide-eyed and bricking himself. He takes a step back...
Amazonian: AHHHHHHH!!!
DD: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Amazonians: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He tries to get free, but four of the midgets grab him and pin him to the ground. They grab a knife and get ready to draw and quarter DD, but he makes one last attempt to break free.
DD: Look! Behind the leaves! White man!
Two of the midget sopen the leaves and Starr is revealed, looking not only shocked and scared, but also pissed off at DD for ratting him out. The two go to pin him down but Starr doesn’t take the shit, and hits them both with a double clothesline.
DD: Yeah brudah!
The four midgets on DD jump off him and go to attack Starr, which allows DD up. He grabs two thick bamboo sticks, and hurls one to Starr.
DD: Mestarruus is in the HOUSE!!!
They both take out the midgets, swiping the bamboo from underneath their feet and the four land awkwardly on their back. DD and Starr turn around, and 6 more midgets have taken their place, ready to attack. DD and Starr just smile and take them out with a barrage of bamboo shots. The two smirk but turn around to reveal over 50 of the midgets left. The two gulp, and enter the ring as the army of midgets close in. Starr then has an idea, and bounce off the ropes furthest away from the midgets, and flies over the ropes, targeting the midgets.
Starr: DIVING PLAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHA!!!!
He takes out a number of the midgets in the front row, but is immediately surrounded by many more from the back. He is taken to the ground, and DD just watches, reluctantly wondering if he should save his former partner. He looks at the midgets, the way out, and then a wall with a number of weapons hanging. He eyes the Samurai sword and takes it, before looking straight into the camera and sending a message:
DD: Hunter, my Pulp Fiction skits own yours.
He then jumps into the midgets, and starts swiping at them with the sword. He takes out a few around Starr, and he manages to get to his feet. He smirks at DD, who smirks back, dropping the sword, and they get ready to battle with 30 Amazonian midgets. They start throwing many punches and kicks at the front of the 30, taking a few out. The Midgets have high numbers, but prove to be weak and unco-ordinated when against people twice their height, and within a minute half the army is grounded. The two are tired, but continue the assault on the army, and soon there is only one man left standing. He doesn’t look scared, but is dressed differently to the other midgets, like he is the tribe leader. But instead of fighting, he just smiles, and gives them a card.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:02:55 GMT -5
DD: Damn...Jake’s gonna be mighty pissed off when he hears that his midget farm has been destroyed.
Starr: Yeah...I mean tha-
He is cut off as the midget hold up his haand, and removes his robe, revealing a referee’s top. DD and Starr grin as they get into the ring, and prepare to finish the match. The two circle the ring for a while, before locking up and Starr throws DD against the ropes. Starr bends over but DD hits a DDT, and lifts Starr up for the Dragon Sleeper. Starr rolls out of it and runs at DD at the ropes but DD hits a Knee Smash, and follows it up with a Pedigree. He makes the pin: 1...2...kickout by Starr. Andy gets up, with a strange expression on his face, and points to DD.
Starr: Did you just mimmick Cripple H?
DD: No! Why would I ever want to do that?
Starr: You just mimmicked Aitch, you bastard!
DD attempts to explain but Starr has none of hit, and takes him down with the press and knuckle. Starr then pounds the punches on Daredevil, and jumps off, giving the finger to the dead midgets before lifting DD up and placing him between the first and second ropes. He bounces off the ropes behind DD and delivers a knee to Daredevil’s neck. Starr then lifts DD up, giving him the finger and hitting the Stunner, before clambering over and making the pin: 1...2...kickout by Daredevil. Now it is Daredevil’s turn to jump up and start making accusations at Starr’s moves.
DD: That was Stone Cold!
Starr: No....NO....it was....
DD: Stone Cold!
Starr: Nevah!
Daredevil has had enough at this point, and locks Starr in a reverse hammerlock hold. Starr breaks free, however, and hits a Bulldog before signalling for the Standing Moonsault. Daredevil rolls out the way of the move though and climbs to the top rope, hitting the Swanton Bomb. This time Starr moves out the way and DD lands hard on his back, as Starr slowly makes it to his feet. He goes for the Exploder, but Daredevil manges to break free, and he hits a Stunt Bomb out of nowhere. He makes the cover: 1...2...kickout by Starr! Daredevil is slightly annoyed now, and so lifts Starr up and takes him to the corner, only for Starr to reverse it and hit a Russian Leg Sweep. Starr then goes for the Cristo, but Daredevil squirms out of the move, and jumps to his feet, along with Starr. DD then surprises Starr by hitting the Shellshock A, and he makes the cover to signal the end of the match:
ONE... . . . TWO... . . . THREE...
Philip: here is your winner, Daredevil!
Daredevil celebrates in the ring, as a whizzing sound is heard from above. The two wrestlers look up and notice a helicopter, which will sure take them back to the ACW arena as Daredevil celebrates in true fashion by arguing with the midget, before getting hit with the biggest Enziguri ever.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:03:26 GMT -5
Segment: An expensive Match up (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, the camera is seen breaking into the Senatorial Office for the first time since Seven Deadly Sins. Inside, the Senator is yelling at two ACW officials, who look clearly flustered.
The Senator: And you had to charge me for flying him over here? Balderdash! That is a pure load of manure!
Official #1: Sorry sir, but Ginger was gone at t-t-the time, on a better note...
Official #2: The big man up north agreed to your written challenge, and he sent the guy you requested, and the production team is ready for his entrance!
Senator: Good, good, what about my third opponent? Have you guys found someone suitable?
Official #1: I though that was your job...but yes, we did. In fact, he requested that he be the third opponent.
Senator: I would ask who it was...but I see that Rich Marlowe is once again back in his post, behind the plants over by the door...yes, Rich, I see you!
Official #2: Oh well, he only agreed if his identity was kept secret until your match, so that's good anyway.
Senator: Well, I suppose you guys have most of it covered here, and do tell Ginger that he should be the one to pay Inoki, not me! Take Marlowe with you on the way out, I shall be needing some time to myself here...
The officials hop to it, and leave the Senator's office, dragging Marlowe with them on the way out, leading to the...
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:04:46 GMT -5
Metal Gear ACW – Part III (Credit: Hunter)
NOTE: LATINO PROCEEDS TO GO TO ANOTHER LEVEL VIA THE ELEVATOR. HE WALKS THROUGH THE ROOM AND FINDS C4. HE USES IT TO BLOW OPEN A HOLE IN THE WALL. HE WALKS THROUGH THE HOLE AND FINDS…
Latino walks into the room and finds a large pillar in the middle of the gigantic room. To his left he sees a fat man, wearing an orange suit and a pink top hat. Latino quickly rushes to him.
Latino: Muerto?
The flamboyant man coughs up blood.
Latino: Oh, bueno, you’re alive. You’re the president of the factory, right? I’m getting you out of here.
He reaches forward.
President: NO!
Latino retracts his hand and looks closer to find wires all over the room, attached to…
Latino: C4!
A gun cocks somewhere behind him and a bullet is fired. Latino jumps up and kicks the bullet away.
?: That’s right. Touch that and the C4 blows up along with the old man. So you’re the one the boss always talks about?
Latino turns and sees a tall man with a white mustache holding a revolver.
Latino: Y tú? Who are you?
The man throws up the revolver and starts to juggle it. He then kicks it a few times to keep it up in the air, then finally catches it.
Elias: Revolver Elias Ocelot.
Elias holsters his gun.
Elias: I’ve been waiting for you Latino Snake. Now we’ll see if you can live up to the legend!
They both draw their guns. Elias lowers his, and then Latino reluctantly does the same. Elias takes the revolver and loads it.
Elias: Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I’ll show you why they call me “revolver.”
They both holster their weapons.
Elias: DRAW!!!
They draw and fire. Latino dodges the bullet but Elias does not. Latino fires a few more shots and shortly Elias stops firing. Elias pauses and starts reloading his gun.
Elias: Ah, you’re good. It’s been a while since I’ve had a fight this good. But I’m just getting warmed up.
Suddenly, there is a loud crash from above. Elias and Latino look up, then they see some sort of shape fall down towards them.
?: SHIT SHIT SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The shape keeps falling, then falls next to Elias. Suddenly, Elias’ forearm is cut off.
Elias: What? MY HAND!
The figure stumbles to its feet and walks forward, then trips over one of the wires.
?: …oops.
The C4 explodes, but Latino quickly jumps forward and is able to save the president from harm. Elias by this time has run away. Latino looks up and sees what appears to be a cyborg ninja dusting himself off.
Ninja: My bad.
Latino points his gun at him.
Latino: Who are you?
Ninja: I’m like you. I have no name.
Latino: Qué? I have a name. My name is Victor Latino Enrique Fernando Pablo Carlos Marco Polo Iglesias Padrón Serpiente Morales Túco Lopez Laureano…
Ninja: …
Latino: …the third. Sí. I think that’s it. There might be a “Ramón” in there.
Latino shrugs, then quickly fires a shot at the ninja. The ninja steps back and trips over a piece of trash, falls down, and kicks the bullet back at Latino. Latino dodges, then fires again. The ninja gets his sword out and stumbles to his feet, then trips again and drops the sword, which bounces off the ground and flies into the air, cutting the bullet in half, as well as the large pillar in the room. Latino jumps out of the way of the pillar, then drops his gun. The ninja stumbles back up again and grabs his sword, looks at the mess, then shrugs and walks away. Latino picks up his gun and runs to the president.
Latino: Are you okay?
President: Sí. Who are you?
Latino: Woah. You speak Spanish?
President: Of course. I am Spanish. I’M THE PRESIDENT OF A TEQUILA FACTORY! How can I NOT be Spanish? My real name is El Borracho Grande.
Latino: Ah, sí, the Great Drunk. Something tells me we’ll be friends.
President: The terrorists…they took over the factory.
Latino: Por qué?
President: …they knew the secret.
Latino: What secret?
President: We’re developing a high tech machine the likes of which the world has never seen.
Latino: Qué?
President: …Metal Gear. It’s a super secret military machine that can destroy the world if it so chooses. And it can make the best damn tequila this side of Mexico. We originally developed it for that purpose, but somehow we turned it into an almost unstoppable killing machine. The terrorists tortured me. I gave out the code to them. They can activate Metal Gear at any time.
Latino: How do I stop it?
President: Talk to BK Emmerich. He created Metal Gear. He’s in the storage building. He may be your only hope.
The president bends forward in pain and yells out.
Latino: Too much tequila, eh?
The president slumps over, dead.
Latino: Uh…Borracho? Borracho? BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!
Latino: Colonel! El Presidente…MUERTO!
Yoko: Yes, I can see that. Look, Latino, I want you to work with my niece. She can help you.
Latino: Who?
Yoko: You’ve already met her.
Latino: The rookie?
Yoko: ...yes. Her name is Meryl Kitsune. Contact her by codec. The frequency is on the back of the package.
Latino: Package, what package?
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP!
Latino smacks his forehead and sighs.
Fade Out
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 25, 2005 16:05:27 GMT -5
Match 3: 6 Person Elimination Match – The many faces of El Loco (Credit: Jake; DD for entrances)
The camera pans across the ACW arena for the next match, which is sure to be an interesting spectacle as Philip enters the ring.
Philip: The following match is a no disqualification, 6 man elimination match! Coming first, from the era of GFWWE...Dark Master!
“Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen hits and the Dark Master comes out through the curtains to quite a decent reaction from members of the crowd, despite his goofy entrance music. He enters the ring and throws his arms in the air before getting ready for the next opponent
Philip: And accompanied with Lita...Edge!
Edge comes out accompanied by his girlfriend from his time last year in the GFWWE, Lita (OOC: I see WWE stole our storylines again with Lita going out with Edge) and the crowd are a little shocked, but not as shocked as they are when his theme is played as Mariah Carey’s “Emotional”. Edge looks pissed, which just makes the crowd cheer more, and out in the back BK grins at his little prank. After a good few moments, “Metalingus” by Alter Bridge hits and Edge finishes his journey as the crowd start to see a pattern form as he enters the ring.
Philip: And thirdly, El Loco!
“Can’t Touch This” hits and El Loco comes out to a sizeable pop from the ACW fans. He is a little annoyed at his entrance theme, and obviously somebody is just pissing around in the back, but he’s helpless to do anything as he enters the ring, and the remaining three get ready to enter.
Philip: And the forth pseudonym of the man...John Gotti!
An incredibly cheesy Italian pizza tune comes on and John Gotti walks down the ramp to a flurry of boos from the crowd. He gives them the finger as he walks down, but trips at the bottom of the ramp and smashes his already previously-broken neck on the mattresses on the outside. The three in the ring just laugh as the fifth man enters the ring.
Philip: And now it’s Hardcore Jay!
“YMCA” tune hits, and the crowd laugh as Jay walks out to a hostile reception from the fans, as he walks through the curtain. He jogs down the ramp to the ring, picking Gotti up and throwing him into the ring before getting in himself. The five men are ready for the final wrestler...
Philip: And finally, the human Xerox machine...Jenero Electrovolt!
A completely generic beat hits as Jenero walks out to a complete dead reception. He poses on top of the ramp, but again gets a Conway-style reaction, and he just walks down to the ring, pretty embarrassed. The 6 men are ready to fight (Gotti now wearing a neck brace) but Philip stops them.
Philip: And the special guest referee...
KABANE! KABANE! OH BABY WHEN SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES!
The crowd goes nuts as a 45-year old and slightly tubby man walks out in a Kane mask, and lycra sweatpants. Kabane walks down to the ring, and enters the ring, as the 6 men get ready to fight.
Bell rings
The 6 competitors look around the ring, confused. They all wonder why they are different races, Italian, Japanese, American, but have the same face. With the exception of Edge of course. Kabane pulls out a Subway foot-long meatball sub, and begins to eat. Dark Master is the first person to move. He is standing closest to John Gotti, so he rips off his neck brace. Gotti falls to the floor in pain, and DM pins. Kabane barley makes it to the ground, but still makes the 3 count.
Philip: John Gotti has been eliminated.
Dark Master gets up poses for the crowd in the middle of the ring. He doesn’t see Hardcore Jay climb the turnbuckle behind him. The crowd screams at the top of their lungs, knowing what is to come next. The scream causes the ACW Ring Announcers to wake up.
Maxwell McNally: Huh....what’s happening? We aren’t supposed to call this match are we?
Hardcore Jay raises his fist up into the air. The crowd screams louder. Hardcore Jay jumps off the turnbuckle, and lands on his feet in the ring, punching Dark Master in his ass, sending him through the 2nd and 3rd ropes, and to the outside.
Eddie Edison: ASSPUNCH! ASSPUNCH! DAAAAAAAANGERRROOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!
Maxwell McNally: Ok, that will be the only exciting part of this match. I am going back to sleep.
Eddie Edison: Nighty-night.
Philip: Dark Master has been eliminated due to knockout.
Staff from the back carry out the KO’ed Dark Master, and still nothing happens in the ring. The four men look around the ring, like they have never wrestled before. Edge looks out to ringside, at his girlfriend. But she isn’t looking back. She is in the crowd, making up with a man who has an uncanny resemblance to Jim Ross, of WWE. Edge jumps to the mats and starts yelling.
Edge: Hey, bitch, get off my girl.
The JR look-alike moves Lita to the side so the camera can see his face. He rips his face off. It is really Matt Hardy!!! He pulls out his signature pistol, with laser sighting, and points it at Edge and pulls the trigger. Water squirts out and hits Edge in the head. He reels his head back, like he’s in pain.
Edge: AHHH, WATER IN MY EYE!!!
Matt jumps to ringside and pistol-whips Edge. He pulls El Loco out to the outside. And puts him on Edge. Kabane, still lying in the ring eating his sub, hits his hands on the mat three times.
Philip: Edge has been eliminated!!!
Matt Hardy: THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR ME JOBBING TO YOU, ASS HOLE!!!.
Matt kicks Edge in the head and walks with Lita up the ramp. Refs escort him away as Loco reaches under the ring for some kind of weapon. But there aren’t any of the regular weapons. He can only find three things. The original X-box controller, Gooey’s cat, and a copy of "Rose's Evil Thesaurus for Promos and Evil, but mostly Evil." Loco is allergic to cats, so he leaves it under the ring. He also has a feeling someone may want to use the Evil Thesaurus later, so he leaves it. He grabs the X-box controller, with both hands because it is so massive. But Jenero decides to finally get into the match, and kicks the controller into Loco’s face. Jenero smiles as the crowd chant’s “Xerox.” Jenero runs up the ramp, and through the curtain.
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