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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:31:30 GMT -5
*SURPRISE*
WELCOME TO THE AK APPRECIATION SHOW !!!
IT’S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:31:57 GMT -5
Segment: A few words from……Hunter
"Painkiller" hits instantly and Hunter walks down to the ring, mic in hand. He has a smile on his face and he seems to have some sort of plan in mind. He gets in the ring and paces a little, then raises the mic and begins to speak.
Hunter: Alicia Kitsune...this...is your night. You work hard and now you have some time to relax. We at ACW have banded together to give you an entire night of fun and joy. You are the guest of honor, the queen of the ring. You make our jobs...no...our opportunities worth everything. Without you there is no ACW. And without ACW, I would have lost my sanity in these trying times.
A chuckle.
Hunter: You are loved by all and hated by none. You are one of those few people who someone can talk to night and day and never get bored. You have a strange aura to your being. You are a talented and creative person, and you are simply one of the greatest individuals that I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Whether it be a subtle joke or a pop culture reference, you're always there entertaining us. We might not even understand the reference, but it doesn't stop us from laughing. You are the light of our lives that shines us to the path of greatness. Your hardships can be seen and they are appreciated more than you could ever imagine.
A stagehand appears and gives him a glass of win.
Hunter: I salute you, Alicia Kitsune. For the toils that you have gone through and for the toils that you will continue to go through. Such is life. You have been through many things, both with and without me. We have a history, but unlike most other histories, ours is a good one. It is a mutual respect, a self-kindled flame that can never be extinguished. Throughout this past year of my "employment", the flame has simply brightened. You brighten our lives and make us forget about our hardships, and that alone makes you an amazing person.
A banner falls from behind Hunter that reads "AK Appreciation Night."
Hunter: And in the spirit of the "AK Pop Culture Reference", I give you one of my own. AC/DC might not be the best way to go, but hey...it's entertaining. And in the end, isn't that what ACW's all about?
He downs the glass of wine and rips off his shirt. He grabs a guitar given to him by a stagehand and starts up the opening riff to AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)." When he sings, he sings in the classic Brian Johnson voice, though the lyrics are altered.
Hunter: "WE BOW TONIGHT...TO AK'S MIGHT! FOR SHE..........ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!"
A drum set appears from below the ring and playing it is the always lovable Tracy Finn. Gary comes out from under the ring on bass and the once defunct Zephyr appears from under the ring on rhythm guitar. Hunter continues playing his guitar and singing at the same time.
Hunter: "STAND UP AND BE COUNTED...FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE...WE ARE YOUR MINIONS...WE'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED...HAIL HAIL TO ALL THE GOOD TIMES...CAUSE AK'S GOT THE RIGHT OF WAY...YOU ARE OUR LEGEND, YOU ARE OUR CAUSE, WE'RE LIVIN' FOR YOU TOOOOOOOOODAY!!!!!!!!"
Now everyone joins in the "Sgt. Hunter Lonely Hearts Club Band."
LHCB: "FOR THOSE WHO WILL CONTINUE TO ROCK.....WE SALUTE YOU! FOR THOSE WHO WILL CONTINUE TO ROCK.....WE SALUTE YOU!"
A mini guitar solo follows this.
Hunter: "YOU ROCK AT DAWN, YOU ROCK AT NIGHT...YOU'RE LIKE A BOLT RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUUUUUUUE! THE SKY'S ALIGHT WITH YOUR STARRY EYES, YOUR AWESOMENESS WILL ROCK AND ROLL TONIGHT!!!"
LHCB: "FOR THOSE WHO WILL CONTINUE TO ROCK.....WE SALUTE YOU! FOR THOSE WHO WILL CONTINUE TO ROCK.....WE SALUTE YOU!"
Hunter: "YOU'RE OUR BATTERY FOR HIRE WITH AN AWESOME FIRE, READY AND AIMED AT YOU! WE PICK UP OUR FLAGS AND LOAD UP THE CANNONS, FOR A TWENTY THOUSAND GUN SALUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!"
Cannons appear at the top of the stage.
LHCB: "FOR THOSE WHO WILL CONTINUE TO ROCK---"
Hunter: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
The cannons fire.
LHCB: "---WE SALUTE YOU!"
Hunter: "SHOOT...SHOOT!!!"
The cannons fire manically as Hunter goes into a crazy guitar solo. He hops around the ring and stands on the top turnbuckle while playing the guitar from behind his back. He back flips off and starts running around in true Angus Young fashion, cannons firing everywhere around him. He finishes of the solo and hits the final note, then smashes the guitar over Tracy's drum set, which explodes while Tracy himself spontaneously combusts. Gary and Zephyr retreat back under the ring, and Hunter stands alone, shirtless, in front of the ACW audience.
Hunter: WE SALUTE YOU AK!!! THIS IS YOUR NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
And with that he jumps out of the ring and starts walking to the back. The cannons continue firing, and Hunter grabs the hanging banner that reads "AK Appreciation Night". He raises it high above his head and waves it manically. He then turns and goes backstage, where he must calm down and get something to drink...though that may not be the best plan. But this isn't about him. This is about AK. It is as we all say, AK. We salute you. We love you, and may you continue to rock through the years to come.
Fade Out
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:33:27 GMT -5
Segment: Mystery Person…….Not Kross (Credit: Jonny)
The scene opens up with Jonny just sitting in his Untouchables dressing room he is sitting on a chair and leans down to tie his shoes. The camera is focused on his face and moments later the sound of the room door bursts open and quick pitter patter is heard along with what it sounds like a man running quickly and panting quickly trying to catch his breathe. The camera shifts up along with Jonny’s face once he finishes tying his laces.
Damien along with Jonny’s dog Tidus, appear on the screen and the dog quickly jumps onto his lap and Jonny then begins to speak.
Jonny: So how did the run go?
Damien: Awesome, my endurance is getting higher and my recovery rate is quickly picking up after every run.
Jonny: Great.
Jonny starts to pet Tidus gently as Damien begins to speak again.
Damien: Hey, about that tag match, you have a partner for it right?
Jonny: Yea absolutely, everything is planned out perfectly he should be arriving in the arena at any moment now.
Jonny quickly pats Tidus and he jumps off of his lap and Jonny stands up and heads to the door.
Jonny: So now if you will excuse me I must go and wait for him.
Jonny opens the door but Damien quickly calls him back
Damien: Last question, are the rumours true about your tag partner.
Jonny looks back and just smiles not denying anything or confirming it either for that matter and he exists the room.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:34:29 GMT -5
Segment: Return of the Garth (Credit: Gooey)
As the scene opens up, the camera keeps a stationary eye on Jonny who anxiously paces back and forth in the parking lot awaiting his for partner's arrival. Not even noticing the stealthy cameraman whilst looking at all entrances in sight
But the camera, catches something. From the far side of the screen behind some equipment is a shadowy figure, who keeps track of Jonny from where he can't see him. As the camera centers in on the mysterious person he motions his hand for him to come closer.
!@#$: Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Jonny. hehehehe.
The person taps the screen and guides his direction to Jonny, to whom he says to stay focused on him. The cameraman obeys like a good seravant and zooms in on Jonny who now has stopped moving. And breaking the silence is a loud cry.
!@#$: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU WHORE!
Immediately Jonny turns around form shock to almost be aquainted by the faboulous five but the hand snaps on the brakes. Still Jonny flinches and holds his hands up in defence as a reflex. At this point the camera backs out to show the two men standing face to face
Gooey: Oh man! I almost had you there!
Jonny: Holy Shnikes! What the crap was that about?
Gooey: Oh come on, like I don't know about you and you're little gang bang stable. I thought we had something special! pout
Jonny: Come on now, don't be like that. You know that I didn't do this to hurt you. Puts hand on Gooey's shoulder.
Gooey: I know......*awkward silence*....You know I was kidding right.
Jonny: Yeah I kinda did.
Gooey: Then do you mind taking your hand off my shoulder?
Jonny: Oh right.
Gooey wipes shoulder while Jonny wipes hand on his pants
Gooey: Anyway, I got the call, as you can see. And I got here as fast as I could. Man am I excited about today. Just can't contain myself, WOO!
Jonny: Easy boy, easy. We can't have you put on restraint form the building now can we?
Gooey: No sir.
Jonny: That's a good boy, follow me. We still have to do something.
The scene fades from behind the pair as they walk down a corridor.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:35:07 GMT -5
Segment: A few words from.........Daredevil (Credit: DD)
The blue screen appears back on the camera, and the crowd anticipate which wrestler it may be next to praise Alicia Kitsune. A number of shuffling is heard, followed by a familiar voice.
??: …Ok, just let me in! Wha-What are you doing?! Ok, there, that’s fine.
Daredevil stumbles into the chair, scowling at what must have been a crew member, before turning to the camera and speaking his words.
Dan: So it’s come to this, the Alicia Kitsune tribute show. Well us two, we’ve had our differences, and our arguments, but I think we can put all that behind us for one night only. Alicia, you are quite possibly one of the most influential people in the back, with your gifted wrestling skills and such talent in the writing department of the show. You were the one that made personally my most memorable moments in the federation, including the Entertainment title win back at Hellbound Heart 2004. You have also been in the centre of some of the greatest feuds and storylines in the history of professional wrestling, including the enlightenment angle and the storyline between yourself and Ridley. And to be fair, I don’t think anyone would have it any other way but for you headlining such storylines.
He leans forward, smiling
Dan: I know it wasn’t too much, but if you wanted everything I had we’d be here all night. So let’s just round off by saying that for tonight at least, England are the more superior over Wales. And that, Alicia, my friend, is the right touch.
He pulls an army salute before leaving the area as we fade out.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:36:19 GMT -5
Segment: Blockbuster Night (Credit: BK)
"Gingerdude's theme hits" and the crowd give the Chairman on ACW somewhat of a pop but some still boo him as he struts down to the ring. Ginger hops up onto the apron and he steps into the ring and Philip hands him a mic.
Ginger: Tonight is one of the most blockbuster nights in ACW history, tonight we honor the one and only Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune for everything she has done for us in ACW. And what a better way to appreciate her and entertain you fans than a blockbuster card.
The crowd cheers for the blockbuster card and Ginger nods in approval.
Ginger: Tonight we have, in the first ever match of its kind, for one night only, Angelo Giovanni going up against the man who just barely walked out of Emperor of the Ring ACW Champion, Daredevil!.....in a HELL'S KITCHEN MATCH!
The crowd gives that match a big pop as they lick their lips in anticipation for the two top ACW stars going at it.
Ginger: Oh but folks, we don't end it there. Oh no. Tonight the Entertainment Champion Kudo faces his friend, his amigo, his brethren, the Light-Heavyweight Champion Fallen Souls in a HARDCORE MATCH!!
A huge pop emerges for this match as many of the fans have always wanted to witness these two stars go at it.
Ginger: But thats only half the matches, two blockbuster tag matches tonight. In the first one, the ACW Heavyweight Champion RDK will team up against the ACW International Champion BK London against one of the greatest tag teams to ever grace ACW, G-UNIT!! and the main event tonight....the Tag Team Champions, the Cold Blooded Killers will go up against the team of Latino and a partner of his choosing.
The arena goes bananas for this announcement.
Ginger: Without furtheradue lets begin the match with a suprise opening match in which I know you all will like. Take it Philip.
Philip: This match is scheduled for one fall, coming to the ring making his return for one night only, weighing in at 220 pounds from Kelso, Washington, Surion!
"Fuel" blares through the speakers and the crowd can't believe it as Andy Starr walks through the curtain in his old Surion attire. Surion is amped to start off the night and he walks down to the ring and slaps the hands of the fans in the front row, Surion meets Ginger down ringside and shakes his hand as he slides into the ring. Surion hops up to the middle turnbuckle and he beats his chest before saluting the crowd. Surion steps down and both him and the crowd wait in anticipation for his opponent.
"Vater Unser" by E Nomine hits and the crowd goes nuts and even Surion is taken by suprise by his opponent.
Philip: And his opponent, weighing in at 208 pounds, from the Vatican City, Rome, Michael Kross!
Kross walks onto the stage with his old grey cloak, metal cross, and chain. The top of the arena nearly blows as he makes his way to the ring. Kross reaches down ringside and he disposes of the cross and chain. He then pulls off his hood revealing his face and the crowd goes absolutely bananas. Kross walks up the ramp and enters the ring before taking off his cloak. He rests the cloak on top of the ring post in the corner. He turns around and Surion is anxious to get things started and finally the bell rings.
Surion and Kross approach each other in the middle of the ring and they shake each other's hand, showing a great deal of respect for each other. They then back up and lock up in the center of the ring, both superstars attempt to push each other into the corner but Surion's size gives him the advantange and he pushes Kross into the corner. The referee rushes to the corner and inserts himself between the two superstars, he pushes the two apart and Surion backs up and smiles. Kross makes his way out of the corner and he is ready to lock up again, the two lock up this time and Kross locks in a side headlock before taking down Surion with a Spinning Toe Hold. Kross floats over Surion to the otherside and he locks in a grounded headlock in which Surion counters with a leg scissors around the head of Kross. Kross lifs the leg of Surion from his neck and then slides out of the move. He gets up and so does Surion, Kross wrenches the arm of Surion and Surion flips forward and kips up to his feet. He attempts to sweep Kross' legs with his arm but Kross jumps before he can take his legs down. Kross backs up and bounces off the ropes and attempts a kross-body(pun intended) block up Surion catches him in mid-air. Surion manuevers Kross onto his shoulders and hits him with the Snake Eyes in the corner. As Kross holds his nose and turns around Surion charges at him with a clothesline but Kross side steps it and attempts to throw Surion over the top rope. Surion holds onto the top rope and it looks like he is ready to skin the cat but before he can Kross dropkicks him in his back and Surion lands face first on the ground. Surion holds his nose and Kross rolls to the outside before picking him up. Kross attempts to whips Surion into the ring barrier but Surion reverses it and sends Kross back first into the unforgiving steel. As Kross writhes in pain, Surion charges at him but Kross back body drops him over the barricade into the fans section.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:37:32 GMT -5
Kross manages to make his way back to the ring, holding his back, and he rolls into the ring and rolls back out, breaking the count. Kross approaches the ring barrier and Surion is staggering to his feet and he strikes Kross with a left hand, Surion then smashes Kross' head into the top of the barrier. Kross recoils and holds his head in pain as Surion hops up onto the top of the barricade, as Kross looks up Surion dives at Kross and takes him down with a Body press. Surion gets up and he picks up Kross before tossing him in the ring, Surion rolls into the ring himself and quickly capitalizes and goes for a cover on Kross but he kicks out right after two. Surion rises up and he picks up Kross before punching him in the face, Surion sets up Kross on the ropes and hits him with a hard chop to the chest. Kross holds his chest in pain and Surion delivers another knife edge chop to the chest of Kross before whipping him into the ropes. Kross hits the other side of the ropes and Surion attempts a dropkick, but lands flat on his back as we now see Kross held onto the ropes. Kross now staggers toward Surion and hits a Bridge Pin on him, the referee counts one......two.....th-- but Surion manages to kick out of the pin. Both Kross and Surion get up and Surion charges at Kross but Kross hits a Japanese Arm Drag on him. Surion gets back up and charges at him again but recieves the same treatment, Surion gets up holding his back and Kross bounces off the ropes behind him and attempts to hit a Bulldog on him but Surion ducks. Surion quickly clasps on a Cobra Clutch on Kross and Kross begins to flail wildy around the ring. Kross slowly begins to fade as Surion keeps the hold locked in very expertly, Kross then begins to get his second wind in. He begins to rise and he reaches the ropes and Surion is forced to break the hold. Surion backs up as ordered by the referee but then races toward Kross seconds later only to recieve a Spinning Heel Kick to the cranium. Surion is out and Kross pulls him toward the corner. Kross slips out onto the apron and then signals for the Divine Wrath, Kross begins to climb the top rope and he attempts the 450 but Surion just moves out of the way. Kross crashes and burns on the mat and he slowly begins to get up, holding his sternum. Surion drop toe holds Kross into the ropes and he signals for something. Surion bounces off the ropes and connects the 619, Shades of his Rey McFoley days and Kross drops to the ground. Surion climbs up to the top rope like a cat and he dives off hitting an Elbow Drop to the chest of Kross. Surion holds his tailbone and then hooks the leg of Kross and the referee counts one.....two.....th-- but Kross kicks out right before the ref can get his hand down. Surion can't believe it and he waits for Kross to get up, as Kross gets up Surion attempts to lock in the Full Nelson but Kross slips out of the move before he got it fully locked in. Surion turns around and Kross whips Surion into the ropes. Surion bounces off the ropes and attempts the headscissors and now locks in the Octopus Stretch, completing the Shoot for the Starrs, shades of his recent gimmick Andy Starr. Kross begins to drop down to one knee and he can hardly hold up the weight of Surion as Surion wrenches his arm back. Surion looks to have the match in the bag but Kross gets up and rams Surion into the corner. Surion releases the hold and holds his head in pain. Surion staggers toward the middle of the ring and Kross springboards off the ropes and hits The Redeemer on Surion. Kross hooks the leg of Surion and the referee counts one.......two......th-- but Surion gets his shoulder up. Kross can't believe it and it would seem Surion knows how to take this move after begin victim of it several times. Kross rises up and he grabs the legs, attempting to go for the Figure Four Edge-Lock (Edge-u-cator) but Surion kicks him off.
Kross bounces off the ropes and Surion quickly gets to his feet and drives Kross into the mat with a Powerslam. Surion rises to his feet and lets us hear his war cry before stalking Kross from behind. Kross staggers to his feet and Kross attempts the Echo Driver but Kross slips out of the move and pushes Surion into the corner. Kross charges at Surion in the corner but Surion boots him in the face. Kross turns around and Surion grabs him from behind to go for a German Suplex but Kross counters it into a roll up and hooks the legs for the one, two, three.
Bell rings.
Philip: And the winner of this match, Michael Kross!
"Vater Unser by E Nomine hits and the crowd cheers for Kross as once again he manages to upset Surion. Surion gets up and is disappointed in his loss against Kross after he almost had him. Surion then remembers this is a night of appreciation for AK and throws all disappointment to the side. He walks to the center of the ring and shakes the hand of Kross and they even embrace with a hug. Surion holds up Kross' arm in triumph and then he slips out of the ring. Kross hops to the middle rope and salutes the fans as Surion walks up the ramp backwards also joining the the applause for Kross as we fade out.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:41:34 GMT -5
Segment: Insulting Intelligance (Credit: DD/WCW 98)
The scene opens up back in the backstage arena, where Daredevil and WCW 98 are walking around in the backstage. The walk around the corner, meeting up with Charlotte King.
Charlotte: Oh, I’m sorry WCW 98 and Dan
Dan: That’s Mr. White to you
Charlotte: Ok…sorry, Mr. White…
She goes to walk past them but Daredevil casually stick his arm out, stopping her from getting past. She tries force but realises that she won’t succeed, so she stops, turning to Daredevil and WCW 98.
Charlotte: What do you want?
WCW 98: Oh, were we bothering you? I’m sorry, but aren’t you an interviewer?
Charlotte: …yes, and you know that.
WCW 98: Well we would like to have an interview, right here and right now.
Charlotte: Ok, but you realise that not many people want to interview you anymore after what you did to Kevin the other week.
Dan: Who cares? The guy had it coming. Now, ask us about EOTR.
The two suddenly put on a ‘serious’ face, but so that it is blatantly put on. Charlotte just shrugs and starts asking the questions.
Charlotte: So guys, how do you feel about not winning the World title last Saturday
Dan speaks, putting on a dumb broad voice
Dan: You know it hits you hard, sends you crushing back down to earth. But you gotta give 110% in every match. So I tend to do that tonight.
Charlotte: Ok, and who is your opponent tonight?
Dan: We’re playing the Opener army, but like I said it’s all about giving 110%, so you gotta look at things that way.
Charlotte: An-
Dan: But it’s also about the performance. You see I train in the gym, night and day and it’s all about giving 110% you know.
Charlotte: Bu-
Dan: And when it comes down to the big match, you just gotta go out there, and do your best. And it’s all about giving 110% each and every time you step into that ring.
He coughs, going back to his normal voice before Charlotte looks at WCW 98.
Charlotte: And WCW 98, how do YOU feel about the title match?
WCW 98 speaks, with much sarcasm in his voice.
WCW 98: OH, so now it’s all about the World title. Well Mr. Machoman RDK left the PPV as World champion, and now life is all fine and dandy.
He looks at Charlotte, who is looking a bit concerned.
WCW 98: What’s wrong? You never heard of a bit of sarcasm before?
He smirks, clearly going back to normal state of mind as Charlotte turns around.
Charlotte: You guys are weird. I’m out of here.
Dan: Charlotte wait, look!
She turns around to get a huge big boot from Daredevil. WCW 98 laughs as DD grabs Charlotte by the arm, dragging her into a cupboard nearby. He walks out, locking the door and looking at the camera.
Dan: Listen up RDK. WCW 98 and I are by no means done with you or your World title. And WCW 98 and I will stop at nothing in order to take that title to the Untouchables. RDK, you’re a marked man, so watch your step…mate…
WCW 98: Come on, let’s go. Your match is next.
The two walk off, ready to fight as we fade out.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:46:25 GMT -5
Segment: A Positive Note... (Credit: Hitman)
We cut to a room with a blue background. A chair is in the room. Just then, we see a man with blue jeans, a dark blue long-sleeved shirt and a black cowboy hat enter the room. It's the guardian angel of Hitman of the Gods, XS3. No one follows him as he sits down.
XS3: "Y'all probably wondering why I'm by myself. I thought I would speak on Hitman's behalf and talk about one woman who took ACW to the limits - Alicia 'Atomic' Kitsune.
I ain't gonna lie. She's very impressive. I was rooting for her to take the LW title from Fallen Souls at Emperor of the Ring. Same goes for when I was hoping she and RDK would win those damn tag titles from CBK.
Nonetheless, she's incredibly talented and I think a celebration is in order. She's as athletic as half the roster combined and one day, she's going to win the big one - The World title."
XS3 then puts his hand to his cowboy hat, takes it off then stands up. He then gets to one knee and bows.
XS3: "AK, my hat goes off to you."
XS3 then stands up and puts on his cowboy hat before walking off. Much like everyone else tonight, this superstar is appreciative for all the things AK has done for the ACW and his respect has gone to her.
END SCENE
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:47:50 GMT -5
Match 2: Hells Kitchen Match - Angelo Giovanni vs Daredevil
Phil: The following match is a Hell’s Kitchen match! The rules are as follows: The two wrestlers in the match will be locked up in a restaurant-style kitchen. They can use anything they want that is in the kitchen, but neither wrestler is permitted to leave. The first wrestler to gain a pinfall or submission will be the winner.
The Alphatron turns on, showing pictures from the kitchen. It has typical aluminium walls, and has a massive unit in the middle, where things such as sinks and food preparation areas are. On the outside includes handy kitchen things such as ovens, huge fridges, cupboards etc.
Phil: Firstly, making his way to the kitchen, Dan ‘Daredevil’ White!
A remix of the Welsh National Anthem hits over the PA system, and Dan White walks through the kitchen door, smirking as he jumps onto the huge unit thing in the centre of the room, throwing his arms in the air Triple H-style. He jumps down, and waits for his opponent to arrive.
Phil: And from New York, making a one-night-only-return to the ACW…Angelo Giovanni!
Jesus Walks by Kanye West hits, and Angelo walks out still in tip-top shape to a large reaction from the fans back at the arena. He smiles, obviously keen to get back into the wrestling groove as a referee slowly follows behind him. The two wrestlers look at each other, and wait as the referee improvises the bell, smacking a wooden spoon on a pan.
Angelo: What the hell was that?
Referee: The bell?
Angelo: Bah
The two wrestlers are standing in the clearing between the unit in the centre of the room and the large doors leading elsewhere. The two grapple and Angelo rolls Daredevil over in an arm drag. DD immediately jumps to his feet, and watches Angelo for a second before hand-poking him in the stomach. It looks quite hard, as Angelo ducks down in pain, and DD capitalizes by throwing Angelo down to the floor. Angelo quickly responds, hitting DD with a low blow and a rollup, but the pin is quickly halted as DD manages to get a shoulder up. As DD gets up, he puts his hand over the desk above, looking for something. He grabs something, smiling as he pulls it down to reveal a French baguette. Disgusted, DD is resorted to using it, and hits Angelo over the head with it. DD laughs, but looks and notices that the baguette is destroyed, but Angelo is shaking his head in mockery of DD. Daredevil drops the baguette almost in embarrassment, and turns around only to get whacked with a metal tray. Angelo hysterically laughs, before looking over and seeing that DD is straight back onto his feet. He drops the tray and grapples with DD, throwing him into the wall. Angelo delivers a couple of knees to the face of DD, before the Welshman fights back in desperation, hitting a low blow followed by a neat roundhouse kick. DD makes the cover but Angelo easily kicks out before the three, and DD gets off him, looking around for an object.
Something catches his eye, and DD smirks as he walks over, grabbing the meat mallet. He turns around, smacking Angelo in the side of the stomach, causing the Italian to fall over. DD stomps him a couple of times in the corner, before Angelo grabs a bag of flour from the table above, throwing it into DD. The three (referee included) begin coughing as the flour covers the entire room, leaving nowhere for the camera to hide. After several seconds of coughing and splurting, the three can be seen again. The referee and Angelo look at Daredevil, and begin laughing.
DD: DON’T EVEN SAY IT, white boy.
DD grabs Angelo by the neck and throws him onto the unit, so Angelo’s head is hanging over the tap. DD turns the cold water on, and Angelo gets a sudden burst of coldness, causing him to jump up instinctively, but bashing his head on the tap, falling back down. DD lifts him up, but Angelo fights back and rolls DD onto the unit, pushing his head under the tap. This time Angelo turns the hot water on, and it covers DD’s face (whilst washing some of the flour off). DD screams in pain, jumping up and running around the room frantically looking for somewhere to cool off. He sees the walk-infreezer, and opens it, sticking his head in. A calm ‘ahhh’ happens, and DD looks somewhat relaxed. That is until Angelo kicks him in the arse, causing DD to go flying into the freezer. Angelo slams the door shut, and taunts DD as he slowly recovers. DD looks up, and looks at Angelo in the outside. Angelo mocks him, pretending it’s too hot in the restaurant, taking his clothes off down to his briefs. DD, shivering tries to force open the door but to no avail.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:48:35 GMT -5
DD: Let me out you rent boy
Angelo: No chance, sucker!
DD: Angelo you whore, let me out!
DD walks backwards, and goes to charge the door open. As he nears the door, Angelo grabs the handle, pulling it open and DD continues running, unable to stop. He hits the table in the middle, flipping right over it and landing in a pool of water. However this is no ordinary pool of water, but a lobster pool. DD’s face is a picture, and looking completely mortified he leaps off, screaming as he tries to get the lobsters off his body!
DD: Help me! Help me!
He is brought back down to earth as Angelo smashes him with a huge THUD. The camera looks and sees Angelo throwing down a huge cod as he covers DD for the win. However DD manages to grab the unit right before the three count. Angelo looks a little disappointed at first, but then realises the mistake that just occurred, looking at the referee.
Angelo: Why the hell did you stop the count?
Referee: He grabbed the ropes sir
Angelo: THERE IS NO ROPES!
Referee: Um, err…
Angelo is prepared to place his hands on the referee, but DD hits him with a reverse Neckbreaker. He grabs a pan nearby, smashing it over Angelo’s head and causing red and green peppers to squash open on Angelo’s head. DD is getting in the mood, lifting Angelo up and throwing him into a fridge door. DD swings it open, smashing Angelo’s head against the door as he grabs a cold pizza from the inside. He shuts the door, looks at Angelo, looks at the pizza, looks at the referee and a slight smirk appears on his face. He kicks Angelo down with a boot, as the Italian attempted to get back to his feet.
DD: When the moon hits the sky, like a big pizza pie, that’s AMORE!
DD smashes the pizza on Angelo, and the pizza actually does well in knocking Angelo fully down. DD delivers a few knees to the face of Angelo, and lifts him up to his feet. He hits a jumping Armbreaker, before something catches his eye. He grins as he looks up at the shelf, noticing the cheese grater. He takes it, and goes towards Angelo’s forehead. Angelo resists, fighting back with several punches and causes DD to drop the cheese grater. He hits the Superkick, and grabs the grater, smiling. He sits near DD’s head, and starts grating the forehead, with the nearby referee wincing at every grate. An ‘AC-Dub’ chant starts back at the arena as Angelo drops the grater, and starts beating down on DD’s head, hoping to increase the blood loss. Angelo jumps off, smirking as he grabs DD by the head, and hits a backdrop. He makes a pin attempt, but DD just manages to get a shoulder up before the three count. Angelo looks slightly annoyed as he lifts the man from Wales to his feet, and signals for the Italian Decimator. He lifts DD up, but DD struggles and wiggles around, managing to break free. DD kicks Angelo in the gut and turns him around, hitting the Last Hurrah (Final Cut). DD climbs the unit in the centre, and gets ready to hit the Swanton Bomb. But before he does so, he grabs a plate of old tomatoes (which we HOPE were going to the bin) and hits the move.
He makes the cover, but Angelo somehow manages to kick out before the three. DD is enraged, but keeps calm and looks around, eyeing the oven. He slowly gets up, and turns the oven on. It goes out, and DD kicks the thing in frustration, hurting his foot. He tries again, and this time it works. He sniggers at his plan, but turns around to receive a blender to the face by Angelo. Angelo lifts DD up and sticks his head in the fire, burning his hair. DD throws Angelo off, and runs to the nearby sink, dumping his head in the sink. Angelo is quick on the scene, and attempts to drown DD. However the referee deems this as a choke hold, and counts to five before telling Angelo to let go. Angelo does so, but realises that once again the referee has made a crucial mistake.
Angelo: NO HOLDS BARRED YOU IDIOT!
Referee: Oops, my bad…
Angelo again tries to attack the ref, but this time DD has managed to recover, hitting Angelo with a spatula. Angelo doesn’t go down, and laughs at DD. However he eventually falls to the attack with the spatula that DD enforces, who plants him with countless pokes, prods and whacks of the utensil. DD feels proud of what he’s done, and lifts Angelo up, rolling him onto the desk next to him. DD follows, and delivers an elbow to the back of Angelo. Angelo screams in pain, and slowly gets up with the aid of DD. DD tries a Superplex into the flame of the oven, but Angelo reverses it into a suplex of his own, and both hit the cold metal. Angelo laughs, and lifts DD up again, going for the Italian Decimator again. However DD once again escapes, and manages to hit the Stunt Bomb out of nowhere onto the flame. DD makes the pin and the referee counts:
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Philip: Here is your winner, Dan ‘the Daredevil’ White!
Angelo immediately rolls off the flames, but it doesn’t matter as Daredevil emerges winner of the match. The referee holds his hands in the air as he looks down on his opponent, battered, bruised, and most likely wondering why he ever agreed to this match as we fade back to the ACW arena.
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Segment: A few words from....Angelo Giovanni (Credit: Angelo/BK)
As the scene opens again we see nothing but a blue screen, normally we would see a superstar here but there appears to be no one here at the moment.
??: Alright, Alright. Get the hell off of me.
We now see in casual wear, Angelo walking onto the set and sitting on the stool.
Angelo: Alright, when do we start?
(off camera): We're on live!
Angelo: Oh shit. Alright....Alright....*clears throat*..Atomic, I've been here for over a year. And that whole time, I knew that this fed would stand strong because of you. You were the supporting beams of the fed, and helped get it off its feet. Out of all people, you are the ebst there is, no matter what any one says. You are a asset to this fed and made sure that everyone was just having fun. Now I'm not in ACW, I just hope that you keep me that spot there just incase and Atomic I would like you to just do one more thing. Kill Franchise! Atomic you're the best and our fued was great, I hope to be working with you again soon!
(off camera): Great work Angelo.
Angelo: Shut up assclown!
Fade out.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:49:53 GMT -5
Segment: A few words from……….The Garth (Credit: Gooey)
Scene opens with a blue screen background with nothing happening. Until Gooey is brought into the picture wearing a black shirt and rainbow overalls, and is holding his kitty. All is well until he notices the reflection of blue and turns around.
Gooey: Oh....
Some guy: Is there something wrong?
Gooey: Well this screen is blue, and well, my computer and I aren't really on the best terms and all. She gave me the blue screen, I yelled at her and smacked her a few times an this, just kind of really bringing things up a bit. C-can we change the color...or...any.thing...
Some guy: No. Look you're just going to have to deal with it.
Gooey: Alright...I guess....um anyways, as you can see I borrowed a certain someone with whiskers and Kitty and I are here to show appreciation to a certain someone. Aren't we? Yes we are, would you like to go ahead and say something to her now? C'mon say something.
Gooey holds out his kitty up close to the camera lens which gets a soft meow from the cat. To Garth resonds by putting him eye level to him
Gooey: What do you mean? I specifically told you to go-
Kitty: Meow.
Gooey: Well, can't it wait I mean-
Kitty: Mew.
Gooey: Alright fine, but I told you. Didn't I tell you? Puts kitty down
Gooey: There, scamper you little twig. Turns back Anyways, today we are giving appreciation to AK for her dedication and aspiring work that she put forth for everybody's viewing pleasure here. And while I am not a person who does go on with a big speech or story to go along, I believe I am still aloud to give some words of my own. Umm..Where to start. Well I guess that I've never actually said my thanks to AK for the shows after, but it wasn't that I was never grateful of what she did. I was just always the silent person when it came to that area. I actually really am thankful and respect every ounce of every show done. So to sum it all up in two words: THANK YOU. Just making up for the past really. Also, what I think that we are is a broken glass vase held together by glue. Now she isn't the glue. That's an insult, what she is is the supplier of glue. Each piece of the vase is a piece of this fed. When ever there is a problem the glue begins to wear off and maybe eventually break, now who puts the pieces back together? AK. Here she comes to save the day! With Glue! She'll piece it back together, she is the mender. Mending with words. If you locked AK and a weasle in a room together. Five minutes later you come back in and that weasle is dead. It's mind has imploded. It blew up amd sucked it's own mind and soul and it collapsed into itself with power that makes a vortex that sucks all weak abilities into Narnia or somewhere mystical! Almost like drugs, except legal. I guess that's all I have to say before I go off rambling...
Re-enter Kitty
Gooey: Oh! Perfect timing! He's back! So uhhh...yeah I'll pass things off to kitty now.
Gooey goes off screen and comes back seconds later with a stool in his hand and kitty in the other as he sets both in place and retracks his steps off screen.
Kitty: ......meow.........Yawns, then begins licking it's paw, to which point he eventually moves down to between his legs which is censored with a smily face
Scene fade out! Ker poof!
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:52:09 GMT -5
Segment: A few words from……………… BK London (Credit: BK London)
As the scene opens it is a very simple scenery as is sitting on a stool infront of a blue screen, instead of his normal in ring attire he would usually sport he is in a casual wear, his black tanktop with a blue pair of somewhat baggy jeans and dark sunglasses. BK London's name appears on the bottom of the screen, letting new or just tuning in fans know who he is.
BK: You know when you think of AK, you think of one of the nicest people in the world. Actually I believe Alicia Kitsune is synonymous with benevolent because she cares so much about the people around her and you get such a warm-hearted feeling whenever she is around whether it be from the boards to chat.
BK chuckles to himself.
BK: But some people really take her kindness as her weakness, don't let all the generous acts fool you, she's a firecracker when she wants to be. I think she really proved that during the HWL/ACW tournament when she basically, in my opinion, destroyed any chance of Ravaged and Lotus winning with her final promo that was soon taken off. Although I didn't actually see it and only heard about it, I can believe that she actually took them to their limits being the talented writer that she is. Tonight we appreciate her not just for her contributions in ACW, but we appreciate her as a whole...we appreciate her being the nice, courteous, admirable person that she is.
He then begins to adjust his sunglasses and then fixes them right back on his face.
BK: Without her dedication, work, and presence in ACW, we wouldn't be a hold. As Yoko has stated before, she really puts the A in ACW. Thank you Alicia, thank you.
Fade Out.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:52:36 GMT -5
Match 3: G-Unit vs Macho Man RDK and BK London (Credit: BK London)
Philip: This match is a Lightning Iron Man Match with a 20 minute time limit, coming to the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 524 pounds, G-Unit!
"Defy You" by Offspring hits and both Jonny and Gooey Garth run onto the stage to a big pop from the crowd. The tag team walk down to the ring and the slide in the ring and climb up to the middle ropes on the opposite corners in the ring. Jonny and Gooey hop down from the middle ropes and they wait in the ring for their opponents.
Philip: And their opponents for tonight, making his way to the ring weighing in at 232 pounds, he is the ACW International Champion, BK London!
"Diamonds" by Kanye West hits and BK London steps onto the stage, sporting his International Championship over his shoulder. BK is no longer sporting a huge heavy cast as it has been downgraded to a simple tape wrapped around the wrist. He walks down to the ring to a huge amount of heat from the crowd and slides into the ring. He stares at G-Unit watching from the outside and raises his title in the air as it gleams in the light.
Philip: And his partner, making his way to the ring weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the ACW Heavyweight Champion, The Macho Man, Randy Dallas Kanyon!
"Macho Man hits and the crowd goes absolutely nuts as the new ACW Champion makes his way onto the stage finally holding his championship over his shoulder. RDK has a huge smile on his face as he walks down to the ring to a huge ovation. RDK enters the ring and he holds up his ACW Champion, Benoit style and the crowd continues to give him a huge pop. BK is sick of RDK stealing his spotlight already. BK jumps infront of RDK and holds up his International Championship and the crowd begins to boo him heavily. RDK shoves him out of the way and he holds his belt up high in the air to a pop but then BK shoves RDK. The two get in each other's face and the referee seperates them and sends them to their corner as the bell rings.
As the match starts as the clock starts at 20:00 and Gooey returns to his respective corner as it looks like Jonny Spade will start off the match while on the other side of the ring both RDK and BK London are having problems deciding who will go first. They attempts the rock, paper, scissors method but each time the two get the same item. BK then goes into his tights and pulls out a coin, he agrees that he will be heads and RDK agrees to be tails. BK flips the coin and it lands on heads to RDK's dismay, it lands on heads and giant kool-aid smile emerges from BK's face. RDK heads to the corner and BK walks to the center of the ring and locks up with Jonny Spade. Jonny quickly latches on a hammerlock on the International Champion. BK attempts to find a way out of it, he attempts to go for a snapnare but when he grabs to reach Jonny's head he finds its out of his reach. He then attempts to sweep Jonny's legs from under him but that is also out of his reach. BK begins to writhe in pain as Jonny continues to conduct this simple move and BK quickly grabs onto the top rope, forcing Jonny to break the hold. Jonny steps back toward the middle of the ring and BK looks at him with a perplexed look, BK adjusts his elbow pads and he releases the top rope and heads to the center of the ring. BK locks up with Jonny once again and BK locks in a side headlock very aggressively. BK's face shows an extreme amount of confidence and then Jonny begins to counter the side headlock into a double wristlock. Jonny takes BK down with a leg sweep while still having the lock in but BK bridges himself up, not to be pinned. Jonny bends over and pushes down to stop the bridge and BK wraps his legs around the torso area of Jonny. Jonny now clasps both hands of BK and Jonny rises up straight and BK still has his legs wrapped around his torso. BK unlocks his hands from Jonny's and rakes Jonny in the eyes. Jonny holds his eyes for the moment and BK bounces off the ropes and takes Jonny down with a shoulder block. BK then bounces off the adjacent ropes and Jonny hops up and leap frogs over BK as he comes off the ropes. Jonny turns around and BK charges toward him and Jonny takes him down with a hip toss.
BK gets up holding his back with 17:58 on the clock and Jonny picks up BK and scoop slams him on the mat, Jonny bounces off the ropes and then lands a forearm right to the face of BK. BK holds his nose in pain and Jonny picks up BK and carries him to his corner and tags in Gooey who gets a huge pop from the crowd. Gooey enters the ring and he grabs BK and takes him down with a Snapnare. Gooey then bounces off the ropes behind BK and strikes him with a stiff kick boot to the back of his head. BK wails in pain as he lies on his stomach, while holding the back of his head, and Gooey just smiles. Gooey picks up BK and sets him up in the corner, Gooey begins to taunt BK before smacking him across the chest with an open hand chop, and then a back hand chop, and he continues to switch back and forth between the two as RDK cringes as he hears the sound of skin on skin. BK walks out the corner holding his chest and Gooey strikes BK with a right hand, then a left hand, and finally takes him down with a throat thrust. BK drops down to the ground holding his throat and then rolls out the ring to retreat. Gooey chases him out of the ring and BK runs around the ring and then rolls back into the ring, Gooey rolls into the ring behind him and BK stomps away at him relentlessly and even dropkicks him in the side of a head. A rookie mistake made by Gooey has changed the tide of this match, BK latches on a grounded abdominal stretch on Gooey and Gooey looks to be in a grave amount of pain. Jonny then begins to smack the top turnbuckle to get the crowd on his side and the crowd begins to stomp on the ground in unison. Gooey begins to feed off the crowd and slowly begins to rise up to his feet and he elbows BK in his gut. BK releases the hold sure enough and Gooey hoists BK up in an Elevated Fireman's Carry position and slams him back first into the ground. BK holds his back in pain and Gooey holds his torso. RDK reaches his arms out and so does Jonny, both superstars crawl to their corner and BK makes the tag to RDK first and then Jonny gets the tag in as BK rolls out the ring at 14:32.
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Post by BK London on Oct 6, 2005 15:52:56 GMT -5
Jonny and RDK enter the ring and they quickly make their way to the center and begin exchanging blows in the center of the ring, neither man backing down. Jonny knees RDK in the gut and whips him into the ropes. As RDK comes off ther ropes, Jonny attempts a clothesline but RDK ducks and he rebounds off the second rope and takes Jonny down with a Running Shoulder Block, reminiscing of his old high school football days. Jonny gets up and RDK kicks him in the gut and attempts a Vertical Suplex but Jonny blocks it with his leg. Jonny begins to punch RDK in his abdomen and then he gets RDK in a Fireman's Carry position. RDK knows the Jonormous Slam is nearing and he quickly squirms out of the move. RDK spins Jonny around and plants him into the ground with a Face First DDT and Jonny rolls onto his back. RDK looks down on Jonny and he attempts the Lionsault but as he jumps on the ropes Gooey, from the apron, runs and almost KOs RDK with a big boot. RDK drops off the ropes and lays out cold on the mat and Jonny takes hit opportunity to go up high and land a perfect Top Rope Leg Drop. BK begins to make his way up on the apron and Jonny covers RDK for the one, two, at this moment BK lunges at Jonny but he is too late as Jonny gets the three at 12:52.
Philip: The winner of this first fall, G-Unit, the score is now 1-0.
BK staggers up and the referee sends him to his corner, RDK is slowly moving in the ring and Jonny picks up RDK and drags him over to his corner as RDK can hardly stand up. Jonny tags in Gooey and Gooey enters the ring, keeping each other fresh. Gooey picks up RDK and locks him in a bearhug. Gooey squeezes RDK as if his life depended on it and RDK wails in pain. RDK slowly begins to fade as his arms droop to the sides of Gooey. The referee raises the arm of RDK and it drops down, the referee picks it up one more time and sees if it can stay up on its own but it drops again. The referee raises it up for the final time and RDK keeps his arm up, he begins to feed off the Machomaniacs in the crowd chanting "Macho! Macho! Macho!". RDK begins to elbow Gooey in the side of his head and then mashes his ears with a Mongolian Chop. Gooey holds his ears and RDK hits him with a Samoan Drop to the ground. Both superstars appear to be out of it but Gooey stirs and begins to get up using the ropes. Suprisingly RDK kips up to his feet and begins to feel it as the crowd gives him a huge pop. He begins to Macho up and Gooey looks perplexed. Gooey strikes him with a blow to the head and RDK asks for more and Gooey delivers, finally RDK yells out "OoOoOoOoOoOoOoh Yeah" and begins to strike Gooey. He gets Gooey on the ropes and whips him off the ropes and lays him down with a Big Boot. RDK taunts the crowd, hyping them up, and then he bounces off the ropes for the Leg Drop but Jonny interrupts it, laying him out with a spear. BK enters the ring and begins to take it to Jonny and then he clotheslines him over the top rope. Jonny lands on his feet on the outside and BK bounces off the ropes and takes Jonny down with a Baseball Slide/Headscissors like move, smashing Jonny's back into the announce table. Back in the ring RDK is slowly getting up and Gooey is stalking him from behind, as RDK turns around Gooey attempts the Cheese Dip but RDK slips off his shoulders and turns him around before hitting the Macho Slam. RDK hooks the leg of Gooey and the referee counts one, two, three at 8:01.
Philip: The winner of the second fall, RDK and BK, the score is now tied at 1-1.
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