Thursday Night Meltdown 6th October 2005

[BK London]

RDK rises up and BK hops onto the apron and he reaches out for the tag. RDK looks at the crowd and sees if they agree if he should be tagged in. RDK then walks over to the corner and he unwillingly tags in BK London. BK enters the ring and he sees Gooey staggering up to his feet and he licks his lips at the chance to capitalize. Gooey is now up to a vertical base and he spins Gooey around and takes him out with a London-Plex. BK gets up and he begins to slap his knee, he heads to the corner and begins to shake the ropes Warrior style, BK then stomps his feet, Tuning up the Band Michaels style. Gooey begins to get up again and BK goes for the Shades of Michaels but Gooey grabs the leg of BK. BK is shocked and he tries to take a swing at Gooey with both right and left hands but his arms aren't long enough. Gooey throws down BK's leg and then levels him with a clothesline. BK is slightly out of it and he rises up and holds his head, he turns around and then sees Gooey tag in Jonny and he quickly attempts to make it back to his corner to tag in RDK. Jonny steps into the ring and he clotheslines RDK off the apron to the ground. Jonny then turns around and BK is left with his jaw dropped, he then tries to plead with Jonny not to hurt him and Jonny boots him in the face. BK gets up, swinging anywhere, not knowing where he is after that boot and he attempts to connect with a right hand on Jonny but Jonny ducks and lands the Killswitch on BK. Jonny covers but BK gets his arm up right before three and the crowd boos. Jonny picks up BK and hoists BK up in Torture Rack position. Jonny swings BK over into the Powerbomb position but BK counters with a Hurricanrana in mid-air. BK hooks both legs of Jonny but Jonny kicks out. BK gets up and he crawls toward the corner of Gooey and gets up, Jonny charges at BK and BK dives out of the way and Jonny clotheslines Gooey off the apron. Gooey lands on the outside and Jonny turns around and BK kicks him in the gut and now attempts The Revolver but Jonny pushes BK into the ropes. BK comes off the ropes and Jonny hoists BK on his shoulders. Jonny lands the TKO on BK and then quickly hooks both of the legs, this looks to be it but RDK dives into the ring and breaks up the count right before three. The crowd cheers for RDK and BK rolls out the ring to the outside at 4:42.

RDK picks up Jonny and he and Jonny begin brawling in the center of the ring. Gooey rolls into the ring and they begin attacking RDK with a two on one. BK is still on the outside crawling toward the timekeeper and both Gooey and Jonny whip RDK off the ropes. They attempt to go for a double clothesline but RDK ducks and rebounds off the ropes taking both Jonny and Gooey out with a one man double clothesline. The crowd gives RDK a huge pop and as Jonny gets up RDK attempts to hit him with a Rockbottom but Gooey attacks RDK from behind. Gooey whips RDK into the corner and then goes for the Stinger Splash but RDK moves out of the way and Gooey strikes the referee by accident. The referee is out on the ground and RDK delivers a spinebuster to Gooey. BK is now up to a vertical base on the outside, he grabs both the International Title and the ACW Title from the timekeeper and rolls into the ring. BK tosses the ACW title to RDK and tells him to strike Gooey. BK stalks Jonny from behind and RDK does the same to Gooey, as both get up the charge at their victims but both duck and RDK and BK hit each other with their belts. Both superstars are out in the center of the ring and Gooey and Jonny notice this and cover. The referee slowly rolls over and make sure he is position to see RDK and BK's shoulders down. The referee slowly counts..

ONE.....


TWO....


THR--

Both superstars get their shoulders up and G-Unit can't believe it. With 2 minutes left they pick up BK and signal for the Goodwill Gadget. Jonny sets up BK with the Powerbomb and Gooey climbs up to the top rope. RDK sees this and he quickly takes down Jonny's legs with a chop block as Gooey dives off the ropes and Gooey crashes and burns on the mat. Gooey is out and Jonny gets up and RDK and BK hit him with a Double Rockbottom. Both BK and RDK get up and RDK whispers in the ear of BK but BK looks at his now taped up wrist from the broken arm by Jake. He then shrugs and then goes up to the top rope, on the otherside of the ring RDK climbs up to the top rope and at the same time RDK hits his Machosault on Gooey and BK hits the From Brooklyn to London on Jonny. BK clutches his wrist in pain, he rises up to his feet and then RDK spots the coin from earlier on the ground. He picks it up and notices that the coin has heads on both sides. RDK turns around and he pushes BK, he then points to the crowd and BK says the coin isn't his. The two begin arguing in he middle of the ring and Gooey rises up and knocks both of their heads together. BK stumbles backwards and Jonny rolls him up with a school boy for the quick 1.....2....3....with only 4 seconds left.

4!


3!


2!


1!

Bell rings.

Philip: And the winners of this match, with a score of 2-1, G-UNIT !

"Defy you" hits and as BK is shocked at what just took place a few moments ago. He gets up and sees both Jonny and Gooey celebrating their win. BK is now livid in the center of the ring and he starts throwing a tantrum, kicking the ropes and such. RDK rises up and he is now too just noticing what is happening and he picks up his ACW Championship and flips it over his shoulder. He approaches both Jonny and Gooey in the center of the ring and extends his hand, Jonny and Gooey accept and shake the ACW Champ's hand with a smile on their face. BK picks up his International Championship and begins to leave the ring out of anger and heads up the ramp. The crowd boos him and both G-Unit and RDK don't bother with him and they celebrate in the center of the ring. BK spots this as he sees the titantron and he drops his belt where he stands and heads back toward the ring in a rage. BK slides in and he spins Jonny around, Jonny and BK stare down at each other and BK extends his hand and Jonny accepts and shakes it. The crowd gives each person in that ring a standing ovation and BK shakes the hand of Gooey also. BK stares at RDK and RDK stares back, BK turns around a leaves the ring heading up the ramp and picks up his belt as RDK continues to stare at him as he walks up the ramp and disappears into the back. The three superstars celebrate in the ring as the camera fades out.

[BK London]

Segment: A few words from……….Davey Marvel (Credit: Davey)

We are set upon the horrid sight of monumentous proportions. The scene is one of trouble dispair and definate gloom. It's something so wrong and so terrible once you realize it you will run from the room in horror. The place; ACW Arena, you are a fly on the wall of the Men's rest room. The restroom appears empty to the naked eye but if you keen in on other senses you become far more aware. An innocent, unsuspecting ring crew member enters the rest room. He is immediatly turned away at the smell alone not knowing what it is. He walks out of the restroom with in moments you hear.

Ring Crew Member: Frank it smells like someone was burned alive in here. Come check it out.

The approaching footsteps of whom we suspect is Frank. Frank enters the room and winces upon impact.

Frank: Holy shit! It's like a wall of stench. A horrid poo covered wall of stench.

Frank leaves with no plans on returning to the scene of the crime any time soon. Frank sees a pathetic lonely looking individual and thinks of a cruel yet funny prank.

Frank: Hey man there is a chick on there and she said that she wants you.

Pathetic lonely looking individual: Huh?

Frank: Ya man I would go chech it out if I were you.

Ring Crew Member: We tried to hit on her but she seemed way to obsessed with you to give us the light of day.

Pathetic lonely looking individual: Why would she be in the men's bathroom?

Frank: I don't know man you better get in there before she loses interest.

The pathetic lonely looking individual sounds to be walking closer and closer to the shock of his life. He enters the room and much to our suprise the man is Bladeshadow. Even the almight scientist that is BS gags and passes out on the floor the moment his nostrils flirt with the destiny that is human feces The more he lays their the more you begin to notice a liquid dripping from his mask. Is it poss....yep that gag was a throw up. BS slowly awakens and marine crawls out the door. As he exits he throw his mask back in the rest room. As BS crawls through the hall you here a familiar voice.

Davey Marvel: Hey BS, Ya know BS if you just took no for an answer you wouldn't get dropped like this. What was it this time kick to the groin or mace?

Bladeshadow: *mumbles incohearantly*

Davey: Taser? Whatever I gotta piss like a racehorse.

Blade mumbles rapidly as to warn Davey. However there is no way he can speak in his condition he tries desperatly to warn Davey but it is too late. Davey shoots back out as fast as he went in.

Davey: Sweet Jesus! It smells like Satan pinched off a loaf in there.

Bladeshadow (Short of air and winded): I know....

A sudden but familiar voice emerges from the now deemed room o' stink.

Sudden but familiar voice: Help!

Davey: Oh dear God! Someone is trapped in that, that thing....

Sudden but familiar voice: Help I need...I need T.P.

Davey: "The Brick" is that you.

Tracy "The Brick" Finn: Help I am in desperate need of some T.P.

Davey: Hold on one moment Tracy I will be right back...okay. Don't panic Tracy I am going to get help okay?

Tracy "The Brick" Finn(In desperation): Please Davey! Hurry! I...I'm scared.

Davey: I will get the one person that can fix any and all problems...Hold on....stay strong.

Davey can be heard walking down the hall and knocking on the door of someone yet unknown. Tracy who is still left on the can is left wondering who Davey meant by that.

Tracy "The Brick" Finn (Thinking out loud): Macgyver?

Davey has now returned with the mystery person that can solve any problem.

Davey: Okay AK are you sure you want to do this?

Atomic Kitsune: I'm sure.

Flight of the Bumble Bee begins, as AK enters the bathroom like a bat out of hell. She is rummaging through the a cupboard below the sink. She finds nothing but a plunger. A look of relief slaps her in the face as she pulls out a bottle reading...."Lysol" she begins to spray the area. Oh no the can appears empty. She shakes and attempts again a little comes out but not much. She wiffs in the brief amount that still lingers in the air and goes back to work. She now enters a stahl near the natural disaster known as Tracy Finn. She is stuggling with the the roll she can't seem to get it off. Being a former World Champion she rips the holder from the wall. Pieces of brick (the building material, not the slob) fall the ground.

AK: Coming over Tracy!

Tracy: Thank you...Thank you!

AK storms out of the room. She does not want to stay in there one more moment then she has to. You hear a flush as Tracy emerges from the only place thats worse then the "Neverland Ranch" during a first communion party. He walks out complete with a T.P. stuck to his shoe and a newspaper under his arm. As he exits the bathroom he notices a mask on the floor.

Tracy "The Brick Finn: COOL!!

Tracy slaps that baby on and exits the scene tha probably consumed the last three and a half hours of his life.

AK: All better Tracy?

Tracy "The Brick" Finn: Hey your not Macgyver?

Zoom out of screen to see Davey sittng on the TV moniter.

Davey: Some of you may be thinking; What the hell does that have to do with AK Appreciation? Well I will tell you. That is a video testament to the shit that AK has to deal with on a daily basis. I know that when something doesn't go my way or I have an issue that needs solving AK is always there to help. If it weren't for AK we would have no Monday Warfare or Thursday Meltdown. No Omega Effect, Heatwave or Winter Discontent. None of em'. No offense to anyone else, but there is nobody here I have more respect for then you AK. Now I am sure that I speak for everyone when I say this.

Everything you do for us on a daily basis has not gone unnoticed. You have a work ethic I would kill for and writing ability to match. So from the bottom of my heart.....Thank You.

Scene fades to black.

[BK London]

Segment: A few words from……. Jonny Spade (Credit: Jonny)

The scene opens up with the Ace himself, Jonny Spade. He is sitting in front of a plain blue background it appears that he is talking on his cell phone while not paying attention to the camera man behind the camera.

Man from behind the camera: Jonny you’re on the air now.

Jonny: Alright well I will call you back.

Jonny does some last minute touchups to his hair and clothing and then proceeds to look and speak directly into the camera.

Well…Miss Kitsune I must say that out of all the people that do take part here in ACW you do seem like the one person here that is the most dedicated and most driven to make this place…this company the best it could be. You are one of a few in here that would keep this place running even if we were on our last dieing strength until there would be nothing left. And even at that point I am sure you will be there continuing to put shows out hoping that there will be more people ready to sign up… uh other than that I am sure you get the idea of what I am trying to get at here cause I am not good with words.

So to sum it up… Good work, keep it up and can't wait to see what else you can do.

Jonny looks up and over the camera and asks…

Jonny: Is that good?

Man from behind the camera: Yea that’ll do.

Jonny: Well that’s all from me then.

Jonny gets up from his chair and walks off the camera, and then the scene fades out.

[BK London]

Match 4: Kudo vs Fallen Souls, Atomic Kitsune tribute Hardcore Rules match (credit: Kudo)

Philip Jones: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my proud honor to continue with this momentous show tonight with a hardcore tribute match!

The fans cheer wildly.

Philip: Now, as you all know when you were waiting in line outside the arena, ACW officials told you to get whatever items you could and bring them in and hand them over. This is because not only is this a hardcore match, this is a “Fan’s bring the weapons” hardcore match!!!

The crowd gives another pop for Philip.

Philip: Now as you can see we’ve scattered all these “weapons” around the ring and under it, so without further ado, let’s introduce the first competitor!!

The camera pans around and displays various weapons that the fans brought in on their way into the arena – a stop sign, trash cans, a string of sausages and more.
Just then, “Eden” by To Destination hits the speakers with a bang and the fans are readily cheering the Light Heavyweight champion as he makes his way down to the ring. A small chant starts but it is quieted down as Philip takes to the mic again.

Philip: And his opponent ----

The loud guitar riffs of “Poison” by Takashi Sorimachi blast through the speakers and the crowd is ecstatic at seeing Kudo make his way out and down the ramp with the Armada flag wrapped around his shoulders.

Maxwell McNally: Wow!!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Two Armada teammates in a match?!

Kudo gets into the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle and extends the flag behind his back for all to see. FSX smiles and claps at Kudo’s entrance.

Philip: On the corner to my right, from Seoul, South Korea, weighing in at 192 pounds, part leader of the R-3 Armada, he is the current ACW Light Heavyweight Champion, Fallen Sooooooouls!!!!!!

The crowd gives a good reaction to FSX as he raises his arm.

Philip: And to my left, from Kyoto, Japan, weighing in at 200 pounds, he is the ACW spotlight of the week, the co leader of the R-3 Armada, ACW Entertainment champion. He is “Mr. K.O.” Kudo Yasuuuuuuuuuda!!!!!!

The fans give Kudo a good reaction as well and the bell sounds for the start of the match.

Maxwell McNally: This should be a very interesting match up Eddie
“Fast” Eddie Edison: You got that right, the two co leaders of the Armada, one on one. Smell the ratings!

Kudo and FSX stare at each other and the two share a handshake before circling each other. FSX initiates a test of strength and Kudo accepts as they lock in their right hands. The two try to over power each other but they appear to be at a stalemate before Kudo arm drags FSX down and twists his arm and goes for a hammerlock, but FSX front rolls and flips back up with a headstand and arm drags Kudo down. The crowd cheers at the exchange but it is still going on as Kudo kips up and applies a headlock on FSX. FSX backs up onto the ropes and uses it for leverage as he sends Kudo running off the opposite side. Kudo bounces off and FSX drops down. Kudo hops over and bounces off the other side, gaining speed as FSX jumps up over the running Kudo then lifts his legs up and catches Kudo and flips him over. Kudo, with all the momentum does a full 360 flip and lands on his feet. Kudo performs his Flashback Elbow (handspring into the ropes and elbow) and bounces back but FSX is up to catch him and suplex him down with a quick backdrop. FSX holds Kudo for a pin but Kudo kicks out before a 1 and after the exchange, Kudo flips back up with a headstand and FSX kips up and the two hold their ground and lock eyes finally ending the 30 second rush of wrestling.

Maxwell McNally: Just look at the athleticism of these two.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Brilliant exchange, and again still deadlocked at a stalemate.

The crowd applauds and cheers as the two lock up. This time, FSX initiates action and leg sweeps Kudo then rolls over and grabs the stop sign. FSX tries to swing it at Kudo as he gets up, but Kudo ducks. FSX swings again, but Kudo rolls out of danger. Kudo uses his momentum and bounces off the ropes and looks like he is going for a clothesline, but FSX holds out the stop sign and Kudo stops in his tracks just in time, in front of FSX. FSX then slams the sign off Kudo’s head to a big reaction of laughter from the crowd and the FSX chants begin again.

“Fast” Eddie Edison: Haha! Did you see that?

Kudo rubs his head before grabbing the nearby string of sausages wrapped around a turnbuckle. Kudo swings it around as if they were nun chucks but FSX manages to dodge the attacks. FSX tries to grab the trashcan situated in the corner, but Kudo wraps the sausage string around his neck and pulls him down. Kudo sits on FSX’s back and applies a sausage camel clutch. FSX yells in agony but then realizes something. He merely pulls the sausage into position and takes a big bite, breaking the chain and sending Kudo flying back, rolling onto the outside. The fans laugh again and cheer.

Maxwell McNally: FSX playing it smart and using his head, or mouth I should say…

FSX induces for cheers as he raises his arm in the middle of the ring. Kudo shakes his head and paces around the outside of the ring, looking for another weapon. He finds a bag of stuff under a table and checks its contents. Kudo smiles and heads back into the ring. FSX rushes at Kudo but he ducks and as FSX comes back around with more speed, Kudo has already thrown about dozens of marbles onto the ring mat and FSX slides comically around before toppling onto the outside. The fans cheer and Kudo kicks away all the marbles as he sizes FSX up on the outside. Kudo runs off the ropes and grabs onto the top rope and flips himself into a 360 degree body splash attack to FSX onto the outside!!

Maxwell McNally: What an athletic suicide splash by Kudo there!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Dangerous indeed!
Kudo gets up and throws FSX into the ring and then follows. Kudo rolls him over for the cover.
1….
2….Kickout!
Kudo, frustrated, heads to the top rope in search of a high risk maneuver. Kudo leaps off but FSX rolls away and Kudo lands hard onto his knee.

Maxwell McNally: That’s the risk you run when you head up to the top!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Can FSX regain the momentum?

[BK London]

FSX starts to stomp on the leg as Kudo backs up to a corner. FSX signals that he is going to deliver a running dropkick to Kudo in the corner but as he runs, Kudo grabs an umbrella set on the side and opens it up in front of him. It is the kind that has a bunch of swirly red lines and Kudo holds nothing in as he vigorously spins the umbrella, confusing FSX. FSX though, tries to shake it off and goes for the dropkick anyway but he only gets the end of the umbrella.

Maxwell McNally: What the?
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Where did Kudo go?!

Little to FSX’s knowledge, Kudo already rolled out of the ring and ran to the other side waiting on the apron, using the umbrella to confuse and block FSX’s view of him. The fans are cheering loudly as they see Kudo holding onto the top rope ready to strike and FSX still a little dizzy, groggily turns around. Kudo springboards off the ropes and hits a rolling koppou kick in mid air! Kudo goes for the cover!

1……
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kickout!

Maxwell McNally: FSX showing a lot of resilience here.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Yeah, that was a nasty shot Max.

Kudo, annoyed, rolls out and takes a standard table from the bottom of the ring and throws it into the ring. He sets it up in the corner as FSX makes his way back onto his feet. Kudo, now finished setting it up, goes to get FSX, but he’s already prepared with a garbage can in hand and cracks it onto Kudo’s skull!!

Maxwell McNally: Powerful shot!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: I think there’s still garbage in that! Oh wait no, I’m just smelling you Max!

FSX is relentless and only stops after the trashcan is bent beyond repair. FSX tosses it outside and goes for a pin.

1…..2………no! kickout!

“Fast” Eddie Edison: What an amazing match it’s been so far!
Maxwell McNally: Memories of the historic AK vs Kiji hardcore match earlier this year are coming back to me now with this fan stipulation. What a treat this is!

FSX picks Kudo up and applies a standing headlock on him and begins to torque the head around to diminish any leftover power Kudo might have. Kudo though, still seems to have plenty of fight left and backs FSX onto the ropes and pushes him off, breaking the headlock. FSX bounces off the opposite side and attempts to hit a spinning wheel kick off the rebound but Kudo ducks it and pulls FSX’s head down onto the middle rope using his own momentum, tying FSX up momentarily.

Maxwell McNally: Beautiful counter by Kudo.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: He’s setting him up for something here!

Kudo notices FSX caught dazed between the ropes and heads to the top turnbuckle.

“Fast” Eddie Edison: What’s he doing here?!

Kudo beautifully balances himself and tightrope walks the top rope with his hand in a praying position headed in FSX’s direction to a big “OOOOH” from the crowd. Kudo holds onto the top rope and does a stunning handstand and then drops his legs, striking FSX square in the face!!

“Fast” Eddie Edison: Wow, what was that?!
Maxwell McNally: It looked like a variation of the Kitsune Kick, made famous by none other than Atomic Kitsune! Kudo paying another tribute here to AK!

FSX gets sent back into the middle of the ring and groggily shakes about on his feet. Kudo, still on the ring apron, looks to the crowd and receives a good reaction. Kudo pulls back and springs off the top rope and delivers a spinning heel kick to Fallen Souls as he turns around! Kudo quickly covers.

Maxwell McNally: This could be it!

1…2……….
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shoulder up!

“Fast” Eddie Edison: Not enough to keep the Light Heavyweight Champion down.

Kudo, sensing the end near, heads to the corner of the ring and wills FSX to pick himself up. Kudo slaps his knee and is sizing FSX up as he gets to his feet slowly. The crowd, sensing the end as well, begin to chant, “K.O.!!!” “K.O.!!!” As FSX finally gets to his feet, Kudo darts off at full speed with his Yakuza Knee. FSX though, somehow predicting it, steps off to the side and clutches Kudo’s nearest arm…

Maxwell McNally: Impossible!

FSX rotates and with a hammerlock hold on Kudo’s arm, sends him rushing into the adjacent corner where the table was originally set up!!!! The speed at which Kudo was running sends him crashing into the table and breaking it into hundreds of pieces on impact!

Maxwell McNally: My god! Did you see that?!!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: That was another one of Atomic Kitsune’s trademark maneuvers - the “Spin the Bottle!”
Maxwell McNally: FSX executed it with such fluidity, AK would be proud!

[BK London]

The fans cheer wildly but before they can fully take in all the action, Fallen Souls in the same motion, pulls Kudo back and sets him over his shoulders without any resistance at all, and hits the Soul Transfer!!!!

“Fast” Eddie Edison: DAAAAANGERRRRROUSSSS!!!!!

FSX tries to bring his body for a pin, but it just wasn’t happening with all the fatigue already and he collapses back onto the mat. The fans are going wild as the referee counts out the two downed men.

Referee: 1!!!!!!

Maxwell McNally: As if crashing into the table wasn’t enough, Fallen Souls adding his Soul Transfer into the mix!

Referee: 2!!!!!!!!

“Fast” Eddie Edison: Kudo performing a variation on AK’s move, then FSX using another one of AK’s moves to regain the offensive!

Referee: 3!!!!!!!!

Maxwell McNally: What an action packed match this has been.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: And now look at these two guys, they’re giving it their all in homage to fellow wrestler Atomic Kitsune. It surely is an honor not only to AK but for all the ACW fans here in the arena and watching at home for being able to witness this!

Referee: 4!!!!.........................
5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maxwell McNally: I never would have thought two stablemates would be fighting each other this hard and seriously.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: That’s the beauty of the sport Max, and the amount of respect they have for each other and AK to agree to this match.

Referee: 6!!!!!!!!!
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7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FSX finally pulls himself to his feet and Kudo follows shortly after, both showing a lot of resilience from the punishment that has already been dealt. Kudo takes charge and runs toward FSX but he sees it coming from a mile away and drops Kudo down with a drop toe hold and clutches Kudo’s leg in a leg lock.

Maxwell McNally: Nice leg lock, perfectly executed by FSX

Kudo yells in pain and as he realizes he is too far to reach any ropes without sustaining further damage, he grabs the nearby umbrella and smashes it on top of FSX’s head. The hold is broken and Kudo rolls on to the outside grasping his leg as FSX clutches his head in pain. Kudo leans on the steel barricade and catches his breath as FSX gets back to his feet on the inside. The ref starts to count Kudo out but he angrily heads back into the ring before he even gets to finish his 1 count. FSX and Kudo stare each other down again inside the ring and then they each slide outside in unison to grab some fan delivered weapons from under the ring to a big cheer from the crowd.

Maxwell McNally: Haven’t there been enough weapons in this match already?!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Don’t be stupid! There can never be enough weapons!

Kudo and FSX roll back in the ring and reveal their weapons of choice. Kudo reaches in his bag and pulls out……….a wooden 12 inch ruler while FSX has a more mysterious bag with a question mark on it. FSX sees Kudo’s pitiful weapon and the crowd laughs along with him at Kudo.

“Fast” Eddie Edison: I don’t know what they’re laughing at, they’re the ones who brought those things here!

Kudo’s face says it all as he angrily shakes his fist at the screaming Japanese school girl in the front row, even though she’s wildly cheering for him. She merely blushes at the extra attention as FSX eagerly reaches into his mystery bag for his weapon. *SNAP*

FSX: YEEEEOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

FSX’s eyes pop out like a mad man as he slowly removes his arm from the question mark bag. The crowd stands up to get a better look at what it is and once they find out they all start to laugh even louder.

Maxwell McNally: I don’t believe it…
“Fast” Eddie Edison: HAHAHA!

FSX pulls his hand out but caught on it tightly is a big mousetrap!! FSX tosses the bag aside as Kudo and the fans suddenly turn and laugh at him now. FSX over sells the pain and runs all around the ring showing his trapped arm to the whole arena. After a short while of mocking, Kudo takes his ruler and cracks it on FSX’s skull, sending him down onto the mat, and the force also repelling the mousetrap off. Surprisingly, the impact is much stronger than Kudo or anyone else expected, and Kudo takes the time out to thank the school girl with a trademark rudo Kudo wink. This sends her off into a shrieking frenzy and the few people still near her shift over a bit.

Maxwell McNally: Look at the support of Kudo’s loyal fans!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: …If she gets any louder we’re going to have to feed her to Hitman of the Gods…

Kudo smiles as he turns back to FSX and stomps on his head. Kudo then falls down and applies a grounded headlock on FSX with subsequent knee strikes to gain a better position. As FSX stubbornly fights off the hold, Kudo quickly jumps over and changes the submission into a camel clutch.

Referee: Give up?!
FSX: No!
Kudo pulls his head back further now.
Referee: FSX, do you give up?!
FSX: AAGHHHHH I said NO goddammit!!!!

At this moment, Fallen Souls manages to roll Kudo over, colliding with the ring ropes and breaking the hold. The fans clap for FSX’s determination. The fans, now sensing FSX’s power comeback, begin to cheer wildly for the Light Heavyweight champion, except of course that one school girl screeching at an inhuman amount of decibels for…

School Girl: KUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Fast” Eddie Edison: Damn it, that’s it. Where’s security?!

FSX takes in the crowd support and indeed begins to trade punches with Kudo, easily getting the upper hand with every blow. FSX kicks Kudo in the gut and bounces off the nearest rope and hits a Silence Scissor Kick!

Maxwell McNally: What impact with that move!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: This could be it!

FSX covers Kudo without giving up any time.
1…
2………
kickout!

FSX is a little shocked that Kudo still has some fight left in him so he goes to the bag Kudo left in the ring - the school girl’s.

School Girl: HEY!!!! THAT’S FOR KUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FSX has a sinister grin on his face as the school girl nearly starts a solo riot. FSX pulls out from the bag, oh no……………a compass!

Maxwell McNally: Is that a compass?! Those things hurt!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: How would you know? Oh yeah, you probably hurt yourself with one at math camp…
Maxwell McNally: …

FSX goes to drive the sharp point meant only to create precise circles, precisely into Kudo’s butt! Kudo jumps and yells in pain and is quick to fall outside the ring and roll around in more pain.

Maxwell McNally: Now THAT’s gotta hurt!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Reminds me how painful school really was…

The Japanese school girl faints from seeing her compass get that close to her idol’s ass as FSX raises his arms up and takes in the cheers from the crowd.

Crowd: “F-S-X!” “F-S-X!” “F-S-X”

Maxwell McNally: This crowd behind Fallen Souls in this moment in time, can Kudo make a comeback?

[BK London]

Kudo finishes squealing like, ironically, a Japanese school girl and slowly uses the barricade to get to his feet. He makes eye contact with FSX from the outside again and is obviously sore from all the damage taken in the match already. Kudo desperately looks around for another set of weapons but it appears that there are no new effective ones left. Kudo then spots success in the corner of his eye. He runs over to the other side and there is a child no older than 7 with his hand out filled with….pixie sticks!!!!!! Kudo, without hesitation, grabs a handful and rips the ends of them and pours them down into his mouth. Suddenly, FSX gets a worried look on his face as the Kudo begins hulking out on the outside and flexing his pecs violently.

“Fast” Eddie Edison: All that sugar! It’s gotta be the sugar Max!!!

Kudo throws the packets onto the ground and rubs the kid’s hair as thanks before rolling back into the ring, with a new rejuvenated body. The crowd cheers now and the chants suddenly change to “KU-DO!” “KU-DO!”

Maxwell McNally: The crowd now pro Kudo!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Haha! That’s the Entertainment Champion I know!

FSX swallows his fear and lunges at Kudo with an elbow strike but Kudo no sells it and stares FSX right in the eyes. FSX looks around for more weapons but all that’s left is his bag of mousetraps. He takes a look at them and sighs before Kudo double axe handles him with great force down onto the mat. Kudo takes a look at the bag FSX was just staring at and gets an idea.

Maxwell McNally: Oh no what’s he thinking here?
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Kudo’s a madman!

Kudo opens up the bag and checks the rest of the contents. He smiles at the crowd and then empties the mousetraps carefully around a corner of the ring to a huge positive reaction from the crowd.

“Fast” Eddie Edison: This crowd wants more!

Kudo picks FSX up and hooks his arm over his shoulder for the K.O. Exploder and the crowd momentarily cheers wildly but FSX fights out and begins to punch Kudo hard, sending him reeling, and playing the crowd as he’s inching closer and closer to falling onto the exposed mousetraps. Before the last punch that seems like it would do it though, Kudo ducks and catches FSX into what looks to be a backdrop! FSX quickly reverses though, protecting himself from what would be impending doom with a snap DDT!!! Kudo and FSX fall back on the opposite direction of the traps to a big “AWWWWW” from the crowd. FSX quickly gets himself over Kudo’s upper body for the cover.

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PIXIE MIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed as the 3 count was about to happen, Kudo unleashes the pinkest form of his poison mist ever before seen!!!!

Maxwell McNally: WHAT THE HELL?!!!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Kudo just used the pixie sticks to create another version of his poison mist!!!! Haha, it’s Pixie Mist!! DANGEROUSSSS!!!

The crowd erupts in part laughter and cheers and FSX is sent reeling, releasing the cover and tending frantically to his eyes. FSX is superbly selling like his eyes were just stabbed, with his arms and legs flailing everywhere. Kudo spits the rest of the remaining mist he kept in his mouth out at the crowd to another big reaction and a massive “KU-DO” chant. Kudo picks FSX up and sets him up sitting on top of the top turnbuckle as Kudo quickly gets onto the middle one himself and hooks his arm over FSX’s shoulder!

Maxwell McNally: You know what’s coming now!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Is he going to try it again? He’s dangerously close to those…

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM, SNAP, SNAP, SNAP, SNAP*

Before Eddie could finish his statement, Kudo already flips back with FSX and hits an avalanche K.O. Exploder onto the scattered mousetraps!!! There is literally an explosion of both the reaction from the crowd and the sounds of dozens of mousetraps going off at once as FSX is selling the impact like his life is about to end. Kudo manages to stop FSX’s twitching body for the cover!

Referee: ONE!
Crowd: ONE!!!!!!
Maxwell McNally: ONE!!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: ONE!!!

Referee: TWO!!
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Maxwell McNally: TWO!!!!!!!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: TWO!!!!!!!!!!

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Referee + Crowd + Announcers:
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd erupts in applause and gives the two men a standing ovation.

Maxwell McNally: The ACW fans know that they have just been treated to an amazing match here tonight on this special Meltdown! What a match!

Kudo helps FSX onto his feet and removing the mousetraps still on him. Kudo heads to his corner and picks up what looks to be an Armada flag but as he stretches it out and poses with it on the top turnbuckle it becomes apparent that it says, in capital letters, ATOMIC. FSX and Kudo meet back together in the middle of the ring and the two share a handshake and then a hug and FSX raises Kudo’s arm in victory. The crowd cheers wildly at the act.

Maxwell McNally: What a display of sportsmanship by these two Armada teammates. They came in today as opponents but they wrestled for a common cause!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: That’s right, it’s all for that woman right there!

The alphatron screen displays a full size photo of Atomic Kitsune as Kudo and FSX bow courteously in that direction and the fans begin to cheer even louder. As the camera pans closer to Kudo’s and FSX’s faces, you can see them mouth the words “Thank you” as the two slowly roll out of the ring and head up the ramp.

Maxwell McNally: An emotional tribute show from everyone tonight and these two stars are no exception!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: A brilliant show of respect to Atomic Kitsune here by the Armada members Kudo and Fallen Souls.

As the cameras follow the two helping each other up the ramp, it slightly catches a mumble from FSX to Kudo’s ear:

FSX(tending to his bumps): What kind of fan brings a bag of mousetraps to a wrestling event?

Kudo merely lets out a slight chuckle and as they reach the top of the ramp, Kudo again poses with the flag showing to all and the crowd, still standing, delivers another ovation as the two disappear in the backstage area with split chants of “KU-DO” and “F-S-X” and the chant that eventually overcomes them in loudness --- “A-K, A-K, A-K”

-Fade Out-

[BK London]

Segment: A few words from……..RDK and friends (Credit: RDK)

The arena is hushed as the titantron flickers and shows The ACW World Heavyweight Champion sitting on a chair with a blue backround. His strap sits nicely over his shoulder, his sunglasses likewise on his face. He looks up at the camera and taps his belt. He then smirks before beginning to speak.

Randy: Tonight, as you may have guessed brudahs, is dedicated to one cool sista! Yeah I'm talking about Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune! She's been such a dedicated sista over the time this fed has been around and nobody can possibly express themselves in such a way that we would be able to repay her back for all the work she has done to keep this family together! So tonight, The Macho Man has a special treat for you all! At a house show where Alicia was not scheduled to work, Your Macho Man did something just for her with many of the superstars! This is for you, daughter of the lady in red!

The titantron flickers again, this time showing the end of a house show with RDK holding up his championship while Daredevil is down from their rematch. RDK takes a mic and preaches to his supportive crowd...

Randy: OoOoh Yeeah! Did my machomaniacs enjoy that?!

The crowd responds in a huge pop for the ACW Champion.

Randy: Well brudahs, it's the end of the night, and a very special woman isn't here right now, so in her honor, I'd like to dedicate a song to her...if that's alright with you brudahs...

"OOOOH YEEAH!"

The crowd's response to that indicates they are indeed ready for another RDK classic and he gets the mic ready to go...The tune of "Nightmare Before Christmas' This Is Halloween" begins to play and RDK smirks...

Voices From Backstage: "Brudahs and sistas girlfriend or mate,...Wouldn't you like to see something great?"

The scene continues as Rena parades out with a baton like she is leading a band, but incidentally she is followed by CBK...

Rena: "Come with us and you will see, This, a definite ACW necessssssitttty!"

The three keep walking as they parade on down and then Predator follows with Wolf...

Wolf: "This is shitty shit, this is shitty shit! Predator lost to me on a Monday Night!"

Predator's eyes widen as he chases Wolf down the ramp and Hunter comes down with the Capitilists...


Hunter/Kevin/Kalb: "This is A-C-DUB, our own personal club! Everyone buys a seat for another championship fight! It's our fed, everybody cheer! In this fed of awesomeness!"

Hunter and company strut down the ramp as DD gets up in the ring and is handed a script....

Daredevil: "I am the one who needs to take phys. ed! If Macho Man takes me on I'll surely wind up dead!"

DD thinks for a few seconds...

Daredevil: ----HEY!

Not time for that, FSX and Kudo now come down the ramp snapping their fingers..


Fallen: "I am the one deserving of a title shot guys! If I didn't no better I'd say we have expensive french fries!"[/b]


Superstars in ring: "This is A-C-DUB, this is A-C-DUB! AC-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB!"

Kudo: "In this fed, we call home!Everyone hail to the Alciia Kitsune Dedication song!"[/b]

Kudo and FSX come down to the ring followed by Bre Double T and Jearus. BK London now marches onto the stage strutting about...

BK London: "In this fed, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll..."[/b]

Jake and a one time appearance Angelo push BK out of the way and take his mic while doing a goose step walk down the ramp, they begin to sing as well...

Jake/Angelo: "---Scream! This is A-C-DUB! BK talks about the trash can cause he can't get into the pub!"

London looks back...

BK London: "You better be scared!!![/b]

Angelo and Jake run to the ring and run around and away from BK in the process. Emperor Of The Ring along with Jonny Spade walk onto the stage...

Davey/Jonny: "Well, that's just fine, Say it once, say it twice! Take a chance and roll the dice! Beat Tracy Finn in an easy fight!"

Camera goes back to RDK and he holds up a poster of Alicia Kitsune...

Randy: "Everybody hail! Everybody hail!"

Superstars: "In our fed of A-C-DUB!!"

Latino now hispanically pats his chest rapidly as he comes down the ramp with a mic..

Latino: "I am the hubbie with the irresistable face! Here in a flash and tequilas is gone without a trace!"[/b]

Latino prances and dances as he reveals he has a bottle of tequila in his hand as he goes to the ring. Senator comes from behind hopping side to side...


Senator: "I am the technicianist who admires her skills, I like my submissions and need to take my pills!"

Senator twirls as he goes down to the ring and everyone in the ring by now is dancing together. Senator joins in as Hitman comes out...

Hitman: "I am the giant at large, Alicia is a person my gods wouldn't smite! Never filling her dreams to the brim with fright!"

The camera goes back to the ring...

Superstars: "This is A-C-DUB! This is A-C-DUB!
A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB!"


Gooey comes out for kicks...

Gooey: "Nachos Nachos where oooooho where? Life's no good if your stomach is bare!"

Concession staff come out of the entrance...

Concession: "We make that for our job, but we're not afraid to give grub!...In our fed of A-C-DUB!"

Concession and Gooey go down to the ring as the superstars continue...

Superstars: Alicia......


Randy: Don't we love her now?


BK London: "Fury first name Jack could very well come back, and scream like a banshee make you jump out of your skin! This is A-C-DUB, everyone scream Wont' ya please make way for a very special gal! Our girl Alicia is best dayum writer guys! Everyone hail to the A-C-DUB Queen!"[/color]

Superstars: "This is A-C-DUB! This is A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB!"

Randy: In this fed we call A-C-DUB!,
Everyone hail to Ms. Kitsune a rub a dub dub!


LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

End Clip

(Note: You rock my socks Alicia, your dedication slays me and I hope you stay part of the ACW family forever! I dedicate this promo to you sista! OoOoh Yeeah!)

Yours Truly,

Macho Man RDK

[BK London]

Segment: Strong in the Force, I am...But not that strong. (Credit: Dillon)

I do not know if this is supposed to be in character, or out of character, or what. I’ve chosen to do it out of character, as I’m sure others will too. It’s only practical. After all, this is to appreciate AK, not her character.

AK, I remember when I joined ACW. I don’t know if anyone else knows this, but while I planned the events of my first two months(Feud with GWD and feud with Rey), AK wrote every bit of that. Not me. That will always stick out in my mind as my first impression of you AK. Someone who would write for someone else to help them out. A very selfless act, and I respected you from then onward. Because of that, I myself helped write for some of the other users, like Rey and Kross and a couple of others. To help them, and to try to be like you. But I couldn’t do it for two months like you did.

You also supported all of my storyline ideas(Except for one, but we won’t go into that one. But you remember, it was OE). No matter how bizarre like the BK London torture with the bloody tampon in the mouth scene, or Kross exorcising Mr. Floppy, or the grandiose Mercer Stanton storyline that ran from February to September. You supported my ideas, and it meant the world to me to have support for a change.

And then we had our fight in April. The world title incident. I don’t know what kind of crack I was on(not literally), but I really don’t know what motivated me to do what I did. For the new people reading this, in April, AK and I had a world title match. I lost. I felt I had been cornered into the match and complained after it, and my title was given back to me. I stole it from AK. I stole it from the person I respected even more than Ridley, at a time when I was a Ridley floozie. No one deserves a title run more than AK does, and if I could, I would change what happened. I can apologize all I want for that, but I feel at that moment, AK lost all of her respect for me. It may be back now, but not at the level it was at, I’m sure. I just want you to know, AK, I would take all of what I did back.

At this point, this isn’t turning out very organized. That’s because it’s 4:38AM, I just finished a bunch of college work and was happy to find I had some time for this, although rushed time. Speaking of college, I’m having a hard time handling it. I was on the verge of dropping out, I even discussed it with my mother. Then, with the best timing ever, AK popped onto AIM. AK is almost never on AIM, and when she is, it’s for ACW business usually. This time it wasn’t. We randomly got into a personal discussion, and she successfully talked me out of dropping out. This was a big deal to me and another example of AK helping me out immensely.

AK, I cannot return all of the favors for things you’ve helped me out with. But then, I wouldn’t expect you to expect me to return them. You’re the kind of person to help without wanting something in return, like when I joined.

I respect you the same as I did when I joined, and I more than appreciate you, for your help, and for your work. The A in ACW practically stands for Alicia. And I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s going to bust out that witty one tonight since it took all of three seconds to pop into my head. But it’s true, you’re one of the key elements to ACW being what it is. We’ve lasted over a year, hopefully you’ll help us last a few more. –Yoko(Dillon)

[BK London]

Match 5: Latino & Hunter vs. The Cold Blooded Killers (Credit: Latino)

Phillip: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title Tag Team Match! Introducing first the ACW Tag Team Champions of the World…..The Cold Blooded Killers!

Phillip: And their opponents…La-

MAMACITA!

The fans pop big as the old but familiar theme is heard throughout the arena. Everyone looks at the entrance waiting for Latino to come but after a few seconds he doesn’t show. They all look around wondering just where the hell he is until the sound of horn, playing. La Cucaracha is heard. A lowrider with tinted windows comes out the side of the Stage set. The driver’s seat window is rolled down exposing Latino for the entire crowd to see. He pokes his head trying his best not to crash his car due to his not so good insurance. The fans are cheering louder and louder as he parks the car in the middle of the entranceway and turns up the hydralics. After letting it go wild for a minute or two Latino turns it off and gets out of the car. He jumps on the apron and slaps his chest to the fans. Now entering the ring, via the ropes, Latino grabs the microphone from Phillip.

Latino: Lo siento, lo siento Phil. I’m sorry for the interruption but I couldn’t wait to come out here! We already have had so many surprises tonight and this match will be just one more to add that list.

So tonight I’m facing the current tag team champions of ACW. Now I remember a time when I was tag team champion. Hell Mami y I were the first ever ACW tag team champions. And there was one tag title defense that I remember. It was if I recall Latino and Atomic, current champs, versus….Kain and GWD. Tonight, how about we recreate it? We already have the champs here now all I need is…..a partner?

The camera turns in direction of the lowrider as Latino himself points at it. The passenger door opens and a quck cut to a closer view is shown. Everyone expects Hunter to come in normal ring attire but no one expects this. Hunter steps out dressed in drag of Atomic Kitsune. He is wearing a red wig over his already long blond hair. Also he’s wearing vintage DJ Blaze attire but sadly it’s barely able to fit his body structure. Hunter walks up the steps trying to make sure his wig stays on and enters the ring. Latino can barely keep in his laughter as he watches it and then makes a comment.

Latino: Before we start this match….I gotta say….you are the most beautiful Atomic Kitsune impersonator I have EVER seen. You should do Vegas Hunter.

Hunter gives Latino a weird look and then the Referee calls for the bell.

* The Bell Rings *

The match starts off with “Atomic” and Lex as they lock up. Both show of a pure test of strength until Lex is whipped across the ring into the ropes. Hunter takes down Lex with a clothesline and then quickly tags in Latino. He jumps over the ropes and springs for action as he starts punching the now standing Lex in the face. Lex moves back with each step until he hits the ropes. He ducks a punch and gives Latino an inverted atomic drop. Latino hops around as it’s clearly a pain no man wants to feel. Lex then takes the oppourtunity for a Evenflow DDT. He rolls over and tags in his partner. Now the tag champs start stomping on Latino the fans start chanting “Atomic! Atomic! Atomic!” Hunter looks around in surprise and rearranges his wig as it starts to mesh with his natural hair. Scott stands up Latino and the Killers give him a quick double suplex. Lex rolls out of the ring as Scott goes for a quick pin. Latino kicks out before the one count and Scott starts yelling at the Referee.

As Scott gets up to one knee Latino strikes up at him with a punch. Andrews falls back against the ropes. Latino rolls over to his side and gets back on his feet. Scott attacks him with a kick to the stomach. He performs another quick and then quickly gives Latino a Tornado DDT. The crowd is now chanting for Hunter as they loudly yell out “Hunter! Hunter! Hunter!” A few confused fans yell out “Atomic!” Hunter is practically falling over the ropes as he is desperately pleading for a tag. His “atomic” gear is clearly not fitting him quite that well anymore as it slips in some areas. Back in the ring, Scott tags in Lex and the tag champs are dissecting Latino as each takes a leg and pulls them apart. Scott gets back to his corner as Lex stands Latino up. Lex runs the opposite ropes. As Latino makes it to the middle of the ring Lex comes flying with the Pounce but Latino dives out of the way and Lex nearly runs out of the ring completely. Latino grabs onto the ropes as he struggles to stay up.

The fans are once again chanting for Hunter as he is practically jumping around on the apron. Latino looks over with a smirk on his face and starts walking. At the same time Lex has regained his composure. Lex comes up behind Latino and attacks with a forearm. The Natural Born Killer quickly applies a pumphandle hold and goes for his patented Reverse Powerslam. As he spins around Latino escapes the move and rolls around the mat. Lex tries for a kick but Latino rolls under him and dives towards his corner tagging in Hunter. Hunter jumps over the ropes and as Lex tries for an attack but Hunter quickly gives him an superkick to the face. Scott enters the ring and goes for a clothesline but Hunter ducks and quickly gives Scott a Harley Race knee. It’s clear now that he’s emulating the Atomic One’s moveset in theme of tonight’s show.

Andrews rolls out of the ring as Lex and Hunter continue to fight. Lex takes a punch and Hunter runs back to the ropes. He bounces off and takes down Lex with a big spear. Hunter hooks the leg for the cover but before the Referee can count Scott kicks Hunter in the face breaking the pin. Scott stands Hunter up and whips him to the ropes. Hunter keeps a firm grasp on Scott’s arm and pulls him back to him. Giving him a quick kick to stomach, Hunter emulates Atomic once again as he gives Scott the Falling Star. Hunter rolls to his side and forces himself back up. Latino starts a chant for Hunter as the fans continue it “Hunter! Hunter! Hunter!” Hunter gets back up with a rush full of adrenaline. He whips into the corner and charges at him with a shoulderblock. Hunter lifts him up on his shoulder and tries for a Phoenix Exploder. As he lifts him up Lex grabs a hold of the back of Hunter’s head. Both men come down hard on the mat as Lex takes a blow from the finisher and Hunter’s head head is slammed hard into the mat. The Referee looks at both men as they are laid out and unconscious.

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SIX!

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EIGHT!

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Phillip: Ladies and Gentleman this match is declared a draw!

The fans don’t seem to mind the ending as they thoroughly enjoyed the match that occurred. Latino grabs Hunter and they both exchange a shake of hands. Lex and Scott both get up and walk as they turn their opponents for the night around. For a minute it looks like an actual fight may break but the tag champs extend their hands. Latino and Hunter gladly except and all four sets of arms are raised as the fans keep cheering. Just as the show is about to end Latino gets the mic from Philip and it seems as if he wants to speak a little something.

[BK London]

Latino: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. We can’t end the show like this…We have to end it in style vatos locos. Let’s get all the ACW Superstars down here….come on, everyone get your ass down here.

At that moment wrestlers begin pouring out from the back led by the ACW Champion RDK and begin making their way to the ring. Everyone from Abe Benjamins to WCW98 make their way down the ramp and slide into the ring.

Latino: Is that everyone.. ok…one, two, three— yeah that’s everyone. Now Tracy Finn, bring down the smoothies.

”Hot Blooded” hits and Tracy Finn makes his way through the curtain with a whole cart full of trays of smoothies. While he is making his way down the ramp security begins to pass smoothies out through the whole crowd. Tracy continues to walk down the slanted ramp and he raises both of his arms in the air revealing his “Luck is for Losers” T-Shirt. With that, his never ending unlucky streak continues as the full cart of smoothies slide down the ramp. Tracy realizes this and he runs after it and makes a huge dive for it, catching it before it slams into the ring. Tracy wipes the sweat from his head and from the outside he passes the smoothies to everyone in the ring. Moments later every person in the arena has a smoothie in their hand and Latino continues to speak on the mic.

Latino: Alright, now that everyone has one in hand we can continue the smoothie tribute to AK fro—

??: WAIT! WAIT!

Latino halts speaking, and at that moment through the curtain comes a face we never thought we would see in ACW. The entire crowd boos and the faces of the superstars become angered and the camera closes in on the person and it is…..WWE Gamer.

Gamer: Wait a cotton-picking moment. I knew AK to you know, and I have some words to say about her.

Gamer begins to walk down to the ring and stops ringside, not wanting to enter the ring with the angered superstars.

Now from how I’ve known AK all of you imbeciles in the ring are completely wrong. She is the worst, most unprofessional—

At that moments the Fallout band named “Sgt. Hunter’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” begins to walk down the ramp. They have their instruments in their hand as Gamer continues to rant and the crowd goes wild. DNA appears to have a guitar in his hand and he taps Gamer on the shoulder.

Gamer: Wha?

Seconds later the guitar smashes over the head of Gamer and he lays out on the crowd, only one two words describes what happened to Gamer, EL KABONG. DNA picks up Gamer and he tosses him into the ring with the wolves. Gamer begins to stagger to his feet and he now realizes where he is, he attempts to turn around and run away but he is surrounded by superstars. Latino decks Gamer with a right hand and RDK clubs Gamer in the head with his forearm. Gamer staggers around the ring and then Tracy Finn locks in the Whole Nine Yards. Gamer flails around as he is being choked out and Tracy pins him down to the mat to a big pop from the crowd. Hitman then picks up Gamer and gorilla presses him to the outside of the ring and he lands hard. Security then scoops him up and he begins to thrash and scream as he is being escorted out the building.

Latino raises his smoothie to the sky and the people from the back begin to roll down a cake to the ring. They manage to get it in the ring somehow.

Latino: This is for you AK, from the roster. We thank you.

The roster begins to guzzle down the smoothie and Tracy begins to cut the cake, while the candles are still lit. Oblivious to the lit candles, Fallen Souls takes the head of Tracy and smashes it into the cake. The entire roster laughs and then Tracy rises, face first out of the cake, but his new shirt is on fire. He begins to frantically run around the ring trying to put it out and RDK throws his smoothie on Tracy. The fire is out but Tracy is soaked in vanilla smoothie, and the entire arena laughs and then "I'm a Bomb" hits and the crowd goes absolutely nuts. AK walks out onto the stage in casual wear and the crowd gives her a nice standing ovation. Philip hands her a mic and I guess its time for her to talk about tonight.......

Take it from here AK.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Alicia looks around at the scene before her; someone has thoughtfully handed Tracy a towel, and the sound of several hundred people drinking smoothies wafts across the arena.

It takes her quite a few seconds to compose herself. Her eyes are glittering with emotion in the light.

Alicia: Well, firstly I have to congratulate you all on keeping me entirely in the dark about this... now I understand why everyone kept having "important storyline meetings" to go to whenever I entered the room over the last few days.

The crowd laughs.

Alicia: I wish I had words that could adequetly capture how I'm feeling at this moment. I feel very humble in the presence of so many talented people, and good friends... and I guess the one thing I want to say is that I can't now imagine an existance without you. We've all built something very special here, and it wouldn't have been possible without all of your efforts, your ideas, and your tolerance when I've managed to post segments out of order or added "u"s to them out of habit. So, all you guys in the crowd, I want to see a round of applause for everyone in, around and quite possibly under that ring.

Alicia claps, and the fans aren't slow to follow. The arena is filled with cheering.

Alicia: And with that, I think I might be in line for a drink or ten at the bar.....

Everyone laughs, and AK's theme hits again, to bring the show to a close.

Fade to Black.

End of show.


You guys are the best..... I love you all.
Ali-

Nah.

Hazel.

[Santiago Rivera]

WOOOOOOO

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[scrawn]

WOOOOO!!!!

Great show guys

Alicia, you own, and will always own

[Davey Marvel]

Very cool!