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Post by The Feature Presentation on Sept 15, 2005 18:38:16 GMT -5
Segment: RDK’s address (Credit: RDK)
As the next item begins, we hear the voice of one of ACW’s resident announcers.
"Fast" Eddie Eddison: And we're back! Don't forget folks, one of our main event matches tonight, Macho Man RDK and Alicia Kitsune taking on the Senatorialites! Fallen Souls and Senator Steve Phillips! You don't wanna miss it!
We are back in the arena as the commercials come to a close and we can hear the "Macho Man" theme song as RDK is shown standing in the ring in his usual casual ensemble. He has a mic in hand and is wearing his signature shades. The crowd chant his name "Macho Man, Macho Man" many a time before he signals for them to calm down as he goes into one of those promo cutting modes.
Randy: Last week, Saturday night brudahs, Macho Man and Yokoberg were BUSY! OoOoh Yeeeah! Macho Up Here, slappity slap there, it was going all over the place brudahs! But the best The Macho Man could do was a legitimate tie as both of your favorite main eventers went down for the count of 10! The Macho Man knows those millions....
Crowd: And MILLIONS!
Randy: --Of fans out there want to see MachoMania run wild with the gold! But fret not brudahs, Whether Gary’s the champ, or even the Ravaged, The Macho Man will pull out all the stops to capture the strap! You better believe THAT! Now tonight, my opponents are of the Senatorial Stable, whom I have not really seen eye to eye on things with. Now that I think of it, one of the people on my list is in that stable brudahs! That's right, you all know he is...
The crowd thinks for a bit before they start chanting "Senator Senator Senator!"
Randy: Whatt!?! No brudahs! I'm talking Anthony Kalb! OoOoh Yeeah! He thinks cause he beat Skurai's old chum that he’s gonna be able to compete with the Macho Man? OoOoh Noooo! I'll tell ya what brudahs, macho or nacho, tomato potato, Davey or Danny, smacketh downs will be layeth on the jabroni candy asses whom cross the path of The Macho MAAAAYYYYYYUNN!
The crowd give a good response to this in agreement to what RDK has said.
Randy: Now it has come to The People's Champ's attention that my opponents are Fallen Souls and The Senator...oh boy brudahs, WHAT IS THE MACHO MAN GONNA DO AGAINST THEM? ...-I tell you what the Macho Man is gonna do! Randy laid the smacketh down on both their candy asses before, so it's gonna happen again, right here tonight, when I take one of them sumbitches, give em the old donka donk donk, cars a gonna honk, Aallllarrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooowwww.....--
RDK holds the mic and looks up at the ceiling.
Randy: --Never seen it comin', "piss muffins" as the third World Champion would put, GONNA BE A RUNNIN! You can take that to the bank brudahs! Even ask the 50+ jabronis who would come on down, wagging their tails...
RDK struts around and shouts "Wooooooo!"
Crowd: Wooooooo!
Randy: That's right brudahs, you'd think they were the next Ric Flair, but OoOoh Noo! Not the case at all my machomaniacs, once they were finished with the Mach, they were all hurtin', abdomen to crotch! OoOoh Yeeeeeah!
The crowd explodes in laughter and cheers.
Randy: Lord I was born a ramblin' man, no matter which god be damned way you put it, I've been a talker, not that I'm not a fighter, but when something's on The Macho Man's mind, it comes out like grandma Lee's French onion soup on a cold October evening! Dig that brudahs! So my partner tonight, is none other then the lovely wife of Victor Laureano, Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune. Now brudahs, I've tagged with this spicy mamma many a time, OoOoh Yeeah! We've even squashed the legendary and short lived team of Orochi and Yoko Satoshi! How do you like THAT? Alicia, I know you got what it takes sista, so tonight, let’s take down those senatorialites! And as for you, Senator and Fallen. All I have to say is I'm giving back the change you guys forgot when you first formed the stable over my limp body! It's the way she goes I'm afraid, so when the shots need to be called, and the spotlight needs shinin', The MACHO MAYYYYUNNN and the Atomic One are gonna be on top, another victory around their waists! Cause real Machos recognize real machos!
Pause, you know they're waiting for it.....
"OOOOOOH YEEEEEEAH!"
RDK throws down the mic as his music hits. The crowd send him off with a great response and he salutes them before making his way backstage, wondering what his next step in his quest for the world title will be...
Rate, critique, advice.
Thank you ;D
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Post by Latino on Sept 16, 2005 11:16:34 GMT -5
Well as I was reading Meltdown I got to this promo. Anyways I gotta say I liked it as it had a nice sense of energy and determination from RDK.
My fav line: when I take one of them sumbitches, give em the old donka donk donk, cars a gonna honk, Aallllarrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooowwww.....--
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Sept 16, 2005 15:40:43 GMT -5
Okay, RDK already asked me for some feedback when he sent this in, so here goes.
This is what I think of as a "classic RDK" promo; it's constructed in a very simple manner, the man and his audience and a mic, and it works very well. Lots of RDK - speak, and it reads as if RDK knows he's on solid ground, preaching to the converted, if you will.
Things that I particularly like include the continuty with past events (the list) and reference back to Heatwave without making a huge fuss over the whole thing, and of course the crowd interaction that makes the whole thing come alive.
I wouldn't pick out any element as being in need of major attention; the only very minor points that I can come up with are perhaps repetition (I'd only have used the "Oooooh yeah!" once in a piece of this length), and the occasional tendency to stray a bit too close to a full - on Rock impersonation. Really though those are nit - picking little issues.
All in all, a very good in - ring promo. I enjoyed it a lot.
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Post by hunter on Sept 16, 2005 17:13:26 GMT -5
You have so much damn charisma...it gets ME pumped. And that's always a good thing. Rock on...  |
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Post by BK London on Sept 17, 2005 11:41:59 GMT -5
Say thanks to Jonny for this.  |
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Post by Santiago Rivera on Sept 17, 2005 12:46:43 GMT -5
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Sept 20, 2005 18:14:58 GMT -5
Segment: Five Angry Men (Credit: Latino / RDK / Jonny / DD)
As the scene returns to the arena, "OOooooOooOoOoOoh Latino" blasts through the speakers as Latino comes out to a big round of applause. He holds out his arms as he walks down to the ring slapping hands with many fans and he jumps on the apron. He steps between the ropes and calls for a microphone from Phillip.
Latino: Hola mi gente! Tonight I get to fight off two-
Latino doesn't get another second to speak as "Macho Man" blasts through the arena. RDK comes through the curtains, energetic as ever as he shakes his arms in excitement. He struts down to the ring bearing sunglasses, slapping hands with the fans as Latino did. He then walks into the ring and asks for a mic from a worker, who respectfully gives him one. RDK begins to speak.
Randy: Brudah! You think you were gonna start this promo on our opponents all by yourself? OoOoh NOOO brudah! It's gonna be a team effort cause when us two start a talkin, the arena floor is a rockin'! Take that to the bank brudah! Cause your team mate is the next ACW World Heavyweight Champion!!!! OoOoh Yeeeeeah!
Latino: Orale chico! Mira tonight we are going to do it all and beat down those two pendejos! First off we got Daredevil....the man that took me out for nearly an entire month! The man who likes to SHAKE THINGS UP! Then next to him we got his little buddy Jonny Spade. Este Pendejo attacked my wife and cost me my match in the EOTR Tourney!
Randy: Well no matter which way you look at it, you’re looking at the two most charismatic pie eating, jabroni beating, comes with free heating, Alaaaaaaaarooooooooowww...
RDK wiggles his tongue while looking up at ceiling...but Latino interrupts...
Latino: JABRONIS!
RDK stares at Latino.
Randy: You calling us jabronis?
Latino: Hey, hey chico, calmase. It's a joke, am I right gente!?
The Crowd cheers.
Latino: ORALE! --
Most sections of the fans are halfway in the process of cheering and laughing for the two. RDK places his lips once again to the microphone, but is interrupted as AFI's "The Leavin Song Part 2" blasts through the PA system, and the entire arena groans as the Untouchable members Jonny Spade, Dan 'Daredevil' White and WCW 98 walk through the curtain. RDK just shakes his head in the ring as the three look on from the ramp. WCW 98 already has a microphone in his hand and place it up against his mouth, ready to speak.
WCW 98: Well look who it is? You've got two washed-up 'superstars'...
He smirks.
WCW 98: ...standing here in the ring. I mean firstly you have Latino. I mean the guy and his guttertrash wife nearly got killed by what Jonny and Daredevil have handed them over the past few weeks. I mean Latino, you've got nothing left to fight for anymore, 'chico'...And as for RDK...
Latino: Hey, hey! If you want a piece of this Latino King. You can come on right NOW! You think we are washed up!? Let me tell you something. You have seen nothing......and I mean nothing yet!
WCW 98: Listen Latino, the Untouchables do not need to degrade ourselves down to your level by coming down and having a petty brawl in the centre of the ring. If you want a fight, you can save it for later on.
Latino: Well later tonight you guys will go against two of Alpha Championship Wrestling's best! Am I right my Machistical Brother!?
Randy: OoOoh Yeeah!.....You right brudah....but who....in the blue hell....are YOU!?!
RDK points at Daredevil.
Daredevil: Who am I RDK?
He turns to Jonny.
Daredevil: The guy doesn't know who I am! I mean what kind of turnip is this man?!
turns back to RDK
Daredevil: Macho, I happen to be your opponent tonight in that very ring later on. But not only that, but I just so happen to be the other number one contender for the vacant world title belt!
The crowd gasp, clearly shocked at the announcement of Daredevil as number 1 contender
Daredevil: And that's not all, 'brudah', but I'll be facing you one on one at Emperor of the Ring.
Randy: Naw Naw Naw Naw Naw Naw NAW!
Randy: The Macho Man asks you, who are you? You’re not listening to the question! You come on down...
RDK takes off his sunglasses and hunches his back, Latino looks on in laughter. RDK's eyes widen.
"Daredevil": I'm gonna have crackers...and juice!
RDK claps his hands
"Daredevil": And then, I'll get into my pajamas, and wait for WCW to tuck me into bed!
The crowd laughs in excitement
"Daredevil": So clearly I deserve the world title! And you better believe--
RDK puts his sunglasses back on and straightens his posture
Randy: Yeah that’s right brudah! YOU BETTER BELIEVE! Cause when The Macho Mayunn gets into the ring with you, there ain't gonna be a #1 Contender! You lying jabroni ass munch! OoOoh Yeeeah!
DD: Yes, you're quite the comedian RDK. Maybe you can make it your new job after I humiliate you so much at EOTR, that you'll never be able to show your face in the ACW ever again!
Randy: You’re quite the observant one, Daredevil, maybe when you grow up, you can be JUST LIKE Aunt Jemima!
RDK points to WCW as the crowd explodes in laughter as DD, Jonny, and ESPECIALLY WCW all look around, disgruntled.
WCW 98: You know I still cannot believe that these idiots still buy this foolish act RDK! But remember, what goes around, comes around. And that's what'll happen tonight!
Randy: You’re right brudah, I do come around, since your obviously too much of a pansy to come over here! So The Macho Man, and The Latino One, are gonna go around and come around, WHATEVER IT TAKES BRUDAH, to layeth the smacketh down on ALL YOUR CANDY ASSESS!!!
Crowd: OoOoh Yeeeah!!
Latino: ORALE!!!!!
Jonny Looks over to Daredevil and takes the mic out of his hands.
Jonny: Well as Dan was saying before RDK it is amazing how much these fans go for you with your little cheep catchphrases like “oooh yea” and those others one that are to pathetic to even mention. We in the Untouchables here are able to get things done without needing the fans approval to do it and little things like that. That’s why later tonight there wont be much talking when me and Dan here get into the ring and do what we do best which is kicking ass....
Jonny looks at Latino
Jonny: ...Now as for you 'chico' mainly the only reason why I interfered into your match was because it was too boring for me. I would rather watch paint dry than to see you wrestle BK London for something like the 100th time.
The camera cuts to Latino's face, and the Peurto Rican has a smug look upon his face, and he shakes his head as he speaks.
Latino: You know holmes, you have a lot of guts saying that esse.
Latino: What about it eh? Let's settle this now, once and for all!
Jonny and DD get ready to run down, but WCW 98 stops them in their path
WCW 98: Like I said, Latino. We are the Untouchables. We don't resort to ridicu-
Jonny: Who gives a rat's ass WCW, these guys need an ass kicking.
The crowd start cheering as Jonny and Daredevil run down to the ring, and the camera pans to the ring, where Latino and RDK are both in a position ready to fight. The Untouchable members slide into the ring, and RDK and Latino are already on them, stomping them as they enter. However the Untouchable members manage to get up and from there it's pretty even as RDK takes DD and Latino takes Jonny. The four exchange punches with their rivals, as Jonny and Latino go to a corner. Latino gets the upper hand, cuasing Jonny to sit on the bottom turnbuckle but Jonny comes back with a cheap blow in the stomach area. Meanwhile in the opposite corner Daredevil is throwing punches at RDK, but RDK grabs DD by the neck, throwing him into the corner and delivers several punches to the chest and face of DD. The crowd are on their feet as this moment occurs, but before much damage can be done elsewhere EMTs and referees immediately swarm the ring, seperating the two fights as WCW 98 watches on in admiration from the ramp. Several referees and agents take a wrestler each and pull them out of the ring, one by one as we fade to commercials.
(Rate me on my ligns, emphasis. What do I bring to the promo? Is it better then the first one? Critique!) ;D
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Post by scrawn on Sept 20, 2005 18:32:35 GMT -5
ANd while you're at it, you can rate mine too! >_>
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Sept 21, 2005 8:57:09 GMT -5
....Ignore him. Anyways, (Rate me on my ligns, emphasis. What do I bring to the promo? Is it better then the first one? Critique!)  |
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Post by Karate Master Kudo on Sept 22, 2005 18:09:58 GMT -5
Okay, I'll give my input on this. RDK, you're so chock full of energy and charismatic monologues and you deliver with your character well. Some parts are very funny to read and it can be plenty more entertaining than plain "I'm gonna win because you suck" promos. Now for some constructive criticism, as I think that that's the best kind of criticism you can get and I'm sure you wanted it. You're character is very Rock like which there's nothing wrong about, but at times it seems that you can get caught up in it so much that in every promo you might end up close to where you start to sound the same each time. The lingering effects of this might make it hard to express certain emotions, like straight up anger or dare I say, sadness. You can effectively play out the funny/confident part but maybe you can open up the character to new frontiers. (If I'm making any sense here. Maybe I"m just being ignorant again and haven't seen some of your promos if you've actually done this. Then again you might not even ever decide take your character through this route, I really wouldn't know.) As for the two promos in this topic, I very much enjoyed them. (I see you adapted my old habit of color hilighting the commentators' dialogue but not their name as well  They're your standard RDK promos with some very good lines and like it was said before, it really gets people pumped which is amazing. You can pull off your character well and produce some very XD moments which is always great to have. *thumbs up* |
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Sept 22, 2005 18:41:43 GMT -5
Thank you for the feedback Kudo. And to answer your constructive criticism, check the buildup towards my feud leading to Spring Into Hell. ;D
Yes I very much like the color. It brings power to the RDK promos.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Oct 2, 2005 14:18:20 GMT -5
Segment: RDK’s List Amendments (Credit: RDK)
The commercials finish, allowing the viewers and the crowd to continue enjoying the show. The alphatron begins to show a video...it is of RDK, and he is shown in the ACW arena, obviously this is taped for the arena is empty. RDK begins to lean against a barrier, his sunglasses sitting perfectly on his visage, he looks at the camera...
Randy: So brudahs thought they could mess with The Mach? Well they thought wrong. Scott Andrews, NBK, Aunt Jemima, it don't matter...
RDK steps over the barrier and begins to walk up the steps, going by the many empty seats in the arena...
Randy: Tonight, The Macho Mayun takes his first step towards becoming a double champion. Tonight, The People's Champion lays the smack down, like he has EVERY MONDAY NIGHT!
The crowd goes insane as they continue to cheer on as they continue to view RDK on the titantron.
Randy: NBK you think your a big shot? Well you got another thing coming. I am the first ever ACW World Champion, I have defeated the likes of BK London, TNT, The Senator, Atomic Kitsune, Victor Latino Laureano, Yoko Satoshi, Rena Matheson, Angelo Giovanni, Davey Marvel, Hunter, Predator, Jake Cheng, Jonny Spade, Fallen Souls, YOU NAME IT BRUDAH! Your a big fish in a small pond when it comes to the tag division brudah, so for one night only, The Macho Mayun R-D-K is gonna turn that sumbitch brudah brudah brudah, sucks the titty of his mudah, NBK sideways, and whup his rudy poo candy ass till brudah don't wanna play ball ANYMORE!
RDK continues to speak as he has now began to leave the main arena, having finished his journey up the stairs. He passes by through one of the hallways, looking side to side as he steps.
Randy: Attacking a main eventer is one thing Lex, but touching a legend is an act of crime. I can't allow for this to go unnoticed, so until the day comes brudah, you are now on the...
The titantron lights up into a different screen background, and it is obvious as to what it is...
LIST OF THOSE WHO HAVE MESSED WITH THE MACHO MAN V 4.0
BK London- Screwed The Macho Man out of the title on multiple occasions. (Beat his Jabroni ass at Seven Deadly Sins)
TNT - Beat The Macho Man on the biggest stage of them all, hes gonna get it brudahs!!! (See above)
Davey Marvel - Frankly, Beat The Fuck Out Of The Macho Man with multiple weapons and gruesome moves. (Update: Hes gone from jabroni to brudah in my book, and I have since got retribution in a steel cage!)
The Senator - Debuted His Stable On Yours Truly, getting away with it. However, that will not be the case for much longer...(Succumbed to the Machosault)
Anthony Kalb - Stated He Was Better Then The Macho Man on an edition of Fallout.
Daredevil - Brudah trying to take my chance of becoming Champion.
WCW 98 - Now that he's back, The Macho Mayun is gonna have to get payback on that jabroni now that he’s managing cock wrangler!
Lex De La Rocha - Thinks he’s Macho so he beats on the Macho Mayun even AFTER he’s beaten!
Honorable Mentions
Yoko Satoshi I want the title, Nothing less brudah...I mean...sista... (No longer has the title)
Latino - Oh by no means am I ripping on you brudah, but I gotta beat you some day! (Update: I did!)
End clip
When the scene cuts back to RDK, he is sitting on his bench, pouring water on his head, he then throws the now empty bottle into the garbage can before looking back directly at the camera...he removes his shades...
Randy: Tonight, I go out there, like I have almost one hundred other times, to show the ACW, the crowd, the brudahs, the jabronis, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE MACHOMANIACS---
The crowd screams at a very high volume...
Randy: THAT I’M STILL THE PIE EATING, JABRONI BEATING, RESERVED SEATING, WHITE SHEETING, CAME FROM HIS MAMMA, LOADED WITH DRAMA, PEOPLE'S CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDDD....
The crowd knows it's coming...
Randy: THE MACHO MAN ARRR---DEEE---KAYYY!
RDK throws down his mic as he sits up from his bench and is about to leave the locker room....but then he turns back with a smirk on his face, putting his sunglasses back on...
"OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAH!"
Fade Out.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Oct 2, 2005 14:22:07 GMT -5
How does it compare to the others brudahs? Is it the second best? Worst? Best?
Let me in on it!
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Post by Santiago Rivera on Oct 2, 2005 14:29:11 GMT -5
*runs in and Jake tries to 3D RDK through a table by himself*
*shakes head*
Moron.....hmmmm second best?
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Oct 10, 2005 14:15:53 GMT -5
Segment: A few words from……..RDK and friends (Credit: RDK)
The arena is hushed as the titantron flickers and shows The ACW World Heavyweight Champion sitting on a chair with a blue backround. His strap sits nicely over his shoulder, his sunglasses likewise on his face. He looks up at the camera and taps his belt. He then smirks before beginning to speak.
Randy: Tonight, as you may have guessed brudahs, is dedicated to one cool sista! Yeah I'm talking about Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune! She's been such a dedicated sista over the time this fed has been around and nobody can possibly express themselves in such a way that we would be able to repay her back for all the work she has done to keep this family together! So tonight, The Macho Man has a special treat for you all! At a house show where Alicia was not scheduled to work, Your Macho Man did something just for her with many of the superstars! This is for you, daughter of the lady in red!
The titantron flickers again, this time showing the end of a house show with RDK holding up his championship while Daredevil is down from their rematch. RDK takes a mic and preaches to his supportive crowd...
Randy: OoOoh Yeeah! Did my machomaniacs enjoy that?!
The crowd responds in a huge pop for the ACW Champion.
Randy: Well brudahs, it's the end of the night, and a very special woman isn't here right now, so in her honor, I'd like to dedicate a song to her...if that's alright with you brudahs...
"OOOOH YEEAH!"
The crowd's response to that indicates they are indeed ready for another RDK classic and he gets the mic ready to go...The tune of "Nightmare Before Christmas' This Is Halloween" begins to play and RDK smirks...
Voices From Backstage: "Brudahs and sistas girlfriend or mate,...Wouldn't you like to see something great?"
The scene continues as Rena parades out with a baton like she is leading a band, but incidentally she is followed by CBK...
Rena: "Come with us and you will see, This, a definite ACW necessssssitttty!"
The three keep walking as they parade on down and then Predator follows with Wolf...
Wolf: "This is shitty shit, this is shitty shit! Predator lost to me on a Monday Night!"
Predator's eyes widen as he chases Wolf down the ramp and Hunter comes down with the Capitilists...
Hunter/Kevin/Kalb: "This is A-C-DUB, our own personal club! Everyone buys a seat for another championship fight! It's our fed, everybody cheer! In this fed of awesomeness!"
Hunter and company strut down the ramp as DD gets up in the ring and is handed a script....
Daredevil: "I am the one who needs to take phys. ed! If Macho Man takes me on I'll surely wind up dead!"
DD thinks for a few seconds...
Daredevil: ----HEY!
Not time for that, FSX and Kudo now come down the ramp snapping their fingers..
Fallen: "I am the one deserving of a title shot guys! If I didn't no better I'd say we have expensive french fries!"[/b]
Superstars in ring: "This is A-C-DUB, this is A-C-DUB! AC-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB!"
Kudo: "In this fed, we call home!Everyone hail to the Alciia Kitsune Dedication song!"[/b]
Kudo and FSX come down to the ring followed by Bre Double T and Jearus. BK London now marches onto the stage strutting about...
BK London: "In this fed, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll..."[/b]
Jake and a one time appearance Angelo push BK out of the way and take his mic while doing a goose step walk down the ramp, they begin to sing as well...
Jake/Angelo: "---Scream! This is A-C-DUB! BK talks about the trash can cause he can't get into the pub!"
London looks back...
BK London: "You better be scared!!![/b]
Angelo and Jake run to the ring and run around and away from BK in the process. Emperor Of The Ring along with Jonny Spade walk onto the stage...
Davey/Jonny: "Well, that's just fine, Say it once, say it twice! Take a chance and roll the dice! Beat Tracy Finn in an easy fight!"
Camera goes back to RDK and he holds up a poster of Alicia Kitsune...
Randy: "Everybody hail! Everybody hail!"
Superstars: "In our fed of A-C-DUB!!"
Latino now hispanically pats his chest rapidly as he comes down the ramp with a mic..
Latino: "I am the hubbie with the irresistable face! Here in a flash and tequilas is gone without a trace!"[/b]
Latino prances and dances as he reveals he has a bottle of tequila in his hand as he goes to the ring. Senator comes from behind hopping side to side...
Senator: "I am the technicianist who admires her skills, I like my submissions and need to take my pills!"
Senator twirls as he goes down to the ring and everyone in the ring by now is dancing together. Senator joins in as Hitman comes out...
Hitman: "I am the giant at large, Alicia is a person my gods wouldn't smite! Never filling her dreams to the brim with fright!"
The camera goes back to the ring...
Superstars: "This is A-C-DUB! This is A-C-DUB!
A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB!"
Gooey comes out for kicks...
Gooey: "Nachos Nachos where oooooho where? Life's no good if your stomach is bare!"
Concession staff come out of the entrance...
Concession: "We make that for our job, but we're not afraid to give grub!...In our fed of A-C-DUB!"
Concession and Gooey go down to the ring as the superstars continue...
Superstars: Alicia......
Randy: Don't we love her now?
BK London: "Fury first name Jack could very well come back, and scream like a banshee make you jump out of your skin! This is A-C-DUB, everyone scream Wont' ya please make way for a very special gal! Our girl Alicia is best dayum writer guys! Everyone hail to the A-C-DUB Queen!"[/color]
Superstars: "This is A-C-DUB! This is A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB! A-C-DUB!"
Randy: In this fed we call A-C-DUB!,
Everyone hail to Ms. Kitsune a rub a dub dub!
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
End Clip
(Note: You rock my socks Alicia, your dedication slays me and I hope you stay part of the ACW family forever! I dedicate this promo to you sista! OoOoh Yeeah!)
Yours Truly,
Macho Man RDK
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