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Post by scrawn on Apr 24, 2006 13:45:57 GMT -5
Fallout Dark Matches
Ken Shoryuuken vs. The Everyman
This match was a fast-paced opener to the card, which lasted about 5 minutes. Everyman hit several suplex versions on the person relatively new to ACW, but Shoryuuken had an excellent thirty-second spell in which he was able to hit three of his trademarks, The Flash Kick, the HADOUKEN (double palm thrust) and thirdly the Spinning Bird Kick. But the Mortal Kombat wannabe wasn’t able to get the cover, not this time. Instead, Everyman had a decent comeback going, and hit his finisher move, which is a normal bog-standard Big Boot. But no, that wasn’t it, and Shoryuuken managed to fight back, hitting another powerful Flash Kick before sealing the win with a 630 Splash that he calls the Blanka Special.
WINNER: Ken Shoryuuken
Brian Carnage vs. Felix Santana Senior
After his antics over in his hometown country, Felix Santana Senior has become slightly more popular back over here in ACW land, coming out with buttons and flags saying ‘vote for Santana 2007’ on them. And he had the momentum early on in a match mixed with old school and faced paced action. There were some several decent spots, including a hurricarana from SENIOR on Carnage, which was a pleasant surprise, over the top rope. Carnage then played the ‘I won’t enter the ring until you come’ game, but Senior didn’t fall for it. Carnage had to enter the ring and did so. Unfortunately for him, he got up for Senior to hit a Sunset Flip Pin. But NO! It’s not over quite yet, and Carnage reverses the cover into his age-old famous Octopus Stretch. Senior held on for a while, but eventually submitted to the Scot. But what was really surprising is that Jack Fury’s music hit, even though he didn’t enter. Interesting stuff.
WINNER: Brian Carnage
’Textbook’ Tim Dwight vs. Dean Bardo
Go back 25 years and you’ll see what we saw here. The two shook before the match, and got on with their dues. There were many rest holds, a lot of shouting and the crowd appeared to be losing it a little. But thankfully the ‘boring’ chant never arose, and these two men didn’t deserve it. But Dwight hit the 450 Splash, which sent the fans completely bonkers. But in retaliation, Bardo took on the next couple of minutes, finishing off a good spell with a true man’s Falcon Arrow. But Dwight refused to lose to his former student, and even survived a botch Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. He fought back hard, and managed to defeat his student in the end with his ‘By the Book’ finisher (A cross leg Alabama Slam held into a flipping (Jackknife) bridge pin). The two shook hands after the match.
WINNER: ‘Textbook’ Tim Dwight
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:52:25 GMT -5
Saturday Night Fallout 24th April 2006
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Freight Train McMichaelson vs. Tony the Rod
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Kevin Fitsharris vs. "Party Animal" Jeremy Wylde
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Joseph Harpo vs. DNA
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Shawn Alexander vs. Jonny Omega
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Dwight's Choice #3 El Froggy Mask vs. Tito "Firefly" Barron
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Replays of last week’s events are shown, with the six man tag match going to the Corporate Club. For reasons unknown, however, Biff and his cronies aren’t in the building tonight, as another late edition of Fallout/the second ‘Supershow’ in succession with Warfare starting soon afterwards gets underway with the usual opening and pyros.
“Welcome to Fallout, the fastest hour on television!”
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:52:58 GMT -5
Segment: The Fastest Opening on Television! (Credit: Senator)
As the show begins, the camera quickly pans around the JPH Fallout Gymnasium, before cutting to a shot of the announcers.
Dean Bardo: Welcome everyone to Fallout, the fastest hour on television. This is your play by play announcer Dean Bardo, and this…
R.J. Fisher: I’m not going to say anything about you taking the intro, Dean…I’m your color commentator, R.J. Fisher! We have one heck of a show here, with El Froggy Mask going one on one with the reportedly spectacular Firefly Barron, we have the debuting Shawn Alexander taking on the Technician, Jonny Omega, and Kevin Fitsharris is finally back in action!
Bardo: Don't forget that Dangerous Nicholas Alger faces off tonight with the idiotic Jose...
Fisher: Come on, there, don't let your bias get the best of you!
Bardo: Fisher, Joseph Harpo is an idiot, plain and simple. I trained with the guy for months, I should know. Anyway, DNA vs. Marxist, and coming up next, we'll see a preview of the Openweight Tag Titles match when Tony the Rod faces Freight Train McMichaelson...
Fisher: And this time, we’re going right to the action, so, here….we…gooooooooo!
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:53:34 GMT -5
Match 1: Freight Train McMichaelson vs. Tony the Rod (Credit: WeDrag)
Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming first to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing at 190 lbs…Tony the Rod!
’Blood’ hits and the fans begin to jeer as one half of the Fallout tag titles number one contender’s walks out. He calmly ignores the jeers, but only to certain extents when the stereotyping begins, and he reacts badly to the crowd. The crowd like this, and continue to taunt him some more, as he shouts at them, before getting to the ring. He enters, and waits in the corner for his opponent, trying not to let the jeers get to his head.
Philip: And his opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing at 305 lbs…he is one half of the Fallout tag team champions, ‘Freight Train’ Steve McMichaelson!
The fans go nuts as ‘I like it loud’ by KISS hits and the former Superbowl winner walks through the curtain. He smirks as he walks down the entrance way, but drops his title and immediately slides into the ring, where Tony starts stomping at him as the ref signals for the bell.
Bell rings.
Tony continues the stomps for a small period of time, before the referee orders him to the opposite side of the ring. Tony does so, allowing McMichaelson to get to his feet, before running at him and hitting a Spinning Crescent Kick. McMichaelson falls back to the floor, and Tony kneels down, grabbing McMichaelson by the head and delivering powerful closed fist punches to the head. But the referee is forced to step in again, and forces Tony off McMichaelson. Tony lets McMichaelson get to his feet, and tries a flying clothesline but McMichaelson grabs him by the throat, throwing him halfway across the ring. The fans start to cheer as McMichaelson has that look in his eye, as he lifts Tony to his feet. He lifts him up high in the air, and drops him onto a knee, finishing off the falling backbreaker. He lifts Tony up again, this time high into the air and he drops him onto the floor. McMichaelson then bounces off the ropes, leaping into the air and hits a leaping big splash, only Tony manages to get out of the way very quickly and swiftly. Tony quickly gets into the corner, resting there as McMichaelson gets to his feet. McMichaelson sees Tony and runs at him, trying to hit a big boot but Tony manages to leap out the way, and McMichaelson gets caught in the turnbuckle. Tony then grabs the other of McMichaelson’s legs and places it over the turnbuckle, putting McMichaelson in a tree of woe position.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:53:59 GMT -5
He then begins to stomp McMichaelson in the face a few times, suddenly losing his temper and repeatedly stomping him in the face. He stops at the referee’s command, going to the other side of the ring. He tries a baseball slide, but at the last moment McMichaelson pulls himself up and avoids the slide. With Tony stuck in the corner, McMichaelson climbs to the top rope and hits a strange twisting Moonsault, so that he turns 90 degrees whilst hitting the move. The result is ground-breaking, as the ring shakes. McMichaelson cannot make a pin, however, as Tony is still at the ropes. Instead he pulls Tony to the centre of the ring, but Tony struggles away and clearly hits a low blow on McMichaelson. This is right in front of the referee, who immediately signals for the bell.
Philip: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification…’Freight Train’ McMichaelson!
But the result makes no difference to Tony as he slides out the ring, grabbing the tag title belt. He goes to hit McMichaelson, but suddenly ‘D-Man’ Daunte Thomas runs from the back. He’s also holding his title belt, but drops it as he enters the ring, as he throws Tony to one side and starts clobbering him with several punches with his humongous fists. But the party’s not over yet, as Eddie the Wire enters the ring holding both title belts. He first knocks McMichaelson to the floor, and then clobbers Thomas over the head with it. Both D-Train members fall to the floor, but the Goodfellas aren’t over yet. Tony is recovering on the outside, whilst Eddie goes to the outside and rips one of the table tops off the announcer’s table. He also takes the monitors out, as he re-enters the ring. He grabs Thomas, placing him near the ropes, and Tony gets McMichaelson onto the turnbuckle for extra assistance. On the count of three, the two Suplex/Superplex their men into the announcer’s table which gets a sizeable pop from the fans. The fans jeer again as ‘Blood’ hits again, and the Goodfellas leave having severely enhanced their chances of capturing the gold next week.
Fade out.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:54:38 GMT -5
Segment: Who’s a Joke? (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns from the commercials, newly trained interviewer Gooner is seen backstage, with Kevin Fitsharris standing by.
Gooner: So, Kevin, how’re you feelin’ today?
Fitsharris: You want to know how I’m “feelin’?” I’ll tell you how I’m “feelin’!” Things are just peachy keen!
Gooner: Well, that’s good to hear…
Fitsharris: You moron! Things are horrible! A 24/7 nightmare! I can’t go anywhere without hearing the same damn queer jokes over and over again! I just came back from the locker room, where the Royles poked me with a broom handle! And if that wasn't bad enough, I caught Jeremy Wylde dumping some brownies into my locker! And then I have to face him tonight! I can’t go to the bars without some jackass making some jackass comment, and starting a fight…which I always finish! I can’t go to the clubs without girls laughing at me, calling me disgusting!
Gooner: I’m really so sorry about that, with people making all those jokes…
Fitsharris: Oh, wait now, you want to start in? Huh? Who’s the real joke here? I may have made a damn fool out of myself at times, but I never lost by knocking myself out with my own move! Hell, Kalb didn’t have to do a move to finish you off…Kalb. Anthony Kalb sure thinks that he’s a big man, saying that he’s going to destroy me when we face off, telling me that I’m kicked out of the Stable, telling me that he’s soooo mad at how I made a fool out of him. Well, Kalb, you want a fight, you want to destroy someone? Don’t be surprised if you’re the one who’s destroyed.
Kevin Fitsharris then shoves Gooner into the wall, and walks away, steaming mad. One thing’s for sure, when Kalb and Fitsharris finally face off in the ring, it will certainly be lights out for one of the two former Capitalists.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:55:07 GMT -5
Match: Kevin Fitsharris vs. “Party Animal” Jeremy Wylde (Credit: Senator)
*In 2005, the Fallout stars went on a tour to take their unique brand of pro wrestling to the east coast of the United States. Their matches were broadcasted exclusively on the ACW website…and now, Manifest Destiny Tour: East Coast America is available on DVD! See brutal action and classic matches, featuring a number of Fallout talent before they joined the company! See the likes of the Kevin Fitsharris/Joseph Harpo Clash of Ideology Match, the Lost Boys vs. the Bingo Hall Mutants in a Blazing Tables match, Jeremy Wylde vs. X-Treme Kid, and the infamous No Disqualifications match between Daniel Ness and Brian Carnage, all in brilliant re-mastered video and audio, with exclusive never seen before footage! Available now, wherever ACW/Fallout DVDs are sold!*
As the camera comes back to the ring, Jeremy Wylde is seen standing in the squared circle, and takes a swig out of an unmarked bottle. Soon, “How Do You Like Me Now” plays over the PA, and Kevin Fitsharris walks down to the ring, to a mixture of jeers and boos, not having made many fans over the last month or so.
Phillip: And announcing next, Kevin Fitsharris?
Fitsharris immediately strides over to Phillip, shoving him aside, swiping his chair, and entering the ring. Referee Cliff Mortimer takes the chair away, throwing it out of the ring, but also receives a punch to the jaw from Fitsharris. Wylde, after handing his bottle to a ringside official, spits in Fitsharris’s face, temporarily blinding him with alcohol. Wylde, knowing that he’s in a tough position, fires away with overhand rights, but only manages to enrage Fitsharris further, receiving a kick to the groin. Mortimer rings for the bell, and a flustered Phillip makes the announcement.
Phillip: Due to the actions of Kevin Fitsharris, this match is a no contest!
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:55:36 GMT -5
Fitsharris walks over to the recovering Mortimer, grabbing him by the collar, and pummels him with haymakers, before shoving him out of the ring. The former Capitalist then corners Wylde, lifting him up, and drops him on his head with an Exchange Drop fisherman buster.
R.J. Fisher: Ok, that’s enough! Someone get out here and stop this!
Kevin Fitsharris, though, is not done, and once again lifts Wylde to his feet, hooking a leg, spiking him with a second Exchange Drop. If that wasn’t bad enough, Fitsharris continues his assault, stomping Wylde, before picking him up and tying him up in the ropes. Fitsharris stands back for a moment, measures up his target, and charges in, catching Wylde in the throat with a brutal leaping leg lariat.
Fisher: That was horrid, simply horrid! This needs to end, now! Wylde could be hurt, badly!
Fitsharris is carried over the ropes with the momentum, and lands on his feet on the outside. He starts to go for the chair on the outside, but then notices something better, Wylde’s glass bottle. Fitsharris grabs the bottle, entering the ring with cruel intentions, stalking Wylde.
Bardo: Ok, that is enough…
Fitsharris splashes the contents of the bottle in Wylde’s face, taunting him, before slowly raising the bottle up over his head…and is pulled back by Dean Bardo, while security finally manages to make it on the scene, getting Wylde off the ropes, helping him to the back. Thankfully, while Wylde looks rather out of it, he does not look to be seriously hurt. Fitsharris, for his part, nearly slugs Bardo with a back elbow, and throws feint punches at several security staff as he makes his way out of the ring.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:55:59 GMT -5
Segment: Kalb’s Response (Credit: Senator)
As the images of Fitsharris’s beat down on Jeremy Wylde fade out, the camera cuts backstage to Anthony Kalb, who is seen in his locker room, watching the television, and shaking his head, before he turns around to face the camera.
Anthony Kalb: Kevin Fitsharris, I must say one thing, there’s one thing that you never fail to do. You never fail to disappoint me. I just heard your little emo session there before your match, and I about puked at your pathetic little display. You want to be treated like a respectable man, then act like one! Don’t cry like a little girl, since that’ll just make people laugh at you even more. And if that wasn’t bad enough, I see that you want to show how tough you are by picking on the interviewer, punching out a referee, and beating the crap out of one of the rookies. Look, you can go around picking on all those types of people all you want, but it’s not going to work. I know you, yeah, as much as I regret saying that, Kev, I know you like the back of my hand. And I know what you’ve been thinking. Even if you didn’t say it, I know that you’re thinking that you beat me before, and you’re going to be able to beat me again…guess again, chump.
Kalb points at the camera, and starts speaking in an almost condescending tone, speaking slowly and intently.
Kalb: You see, when you faced me back then, I took it easy on you. I did everything that I could have done with the ol’ ACW Junior title, and you desperately wanted to prove yourself. You actually, for once in your life, worked hard, and it paid off. Now fast forward to the present day. You’re a pathetic, bitchy, little shell of your former self. Unlike you, I can control my temper. Instead of wasting my energy on little displays, I've been focusing all my rage and my anger into my training.
Kalb pauses for a moment, before continuing.
Kalb: See, I’m going to make a point with this match. I’m going to demonstrate that I’m worthy of holding, or at least challenging for the Fallout Openweight title. I’m more focused now than I’ve ever been in my career. I know what it takes to win, and by dropping you, I realized just how much you held me back. Oh sure, we had a blast on the road, and with the Senatorial Stable. But now, I don’t need you…I don’t need a whiny little turd holding me back here, and when we face off, I’ll prove who’s the superior competitor, without a shadow of doubt!
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:56:25 GMT -5
Match 3: “Dangerous” Nick Alger VS “The Marxist” Joseph Harpo (Credit: Shawn Alexander)
Dean Bardo: Ladies and gentleman, we welcome you back, to wrestling’s fastest hour.
“The Internationale” begins to play over the speakers in the auditorium.
Ring announcer: Ladies and gentleman, the next match is scheduled for onefall, with a 10 minute time limit…Making his way to the ring, standing at a height of 6ft, weighing in at 245 pounds.He hails from San Francisco California… “THE MARXIST” JOSEPH HARPO!
RJ Fisher: More like, “Joseph Harpooned-whale”, go to the gym! You’d figure in a job like this, you would at least keep yourself in shape. Just looking at him disgusts me, just look at that fat, pale- - -
Dean Bardo: Don’t go there…
Joseph steps out from behind the curtains and makes his way down to the ring. Fans boo and throw soft drinks at him. Joseph doesn’t even flinch or acknowledge them. "Eagleheart by Stratovarious" hits the speakers. A chant breaks out….
Chant: “DNA…..DNA…..DNA….DNA…..DNA….DNA…”
Ring announcer: Making his way to the ring, standing at a height of 6’7, and weighing in at 255 pounds. He hails from Raleigh, North Carolina…Ladies and gentleman, THIS IS “DANGEROUS” NICK ALGER!!!
Chant: “DNA…DNA…DNA…DNA…DNA…DNA…”
Nick Alger steps out from behind the curtains, he looks out into the crowd and then at his opponent.
Dean Bardo: Wow, what a strong crowd reaction for “Dangerous” Nick Alger!
Nick runs to the ring
RJ Fisher: HELL YEAH!! Looks like someone is eager to kick some ass tonight.
Nick slides into the ring
DING…DING…DING
Dean Bardo: The ring of the bell can only mean one thing….
RJ Fisher: Recess is over?
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:56:48 GMT -5
The two men square off in the ring, Nick hunched over slightly with his arms held out in front of him and Joseph standing up right; trying to close as much height difference as he can. The two men circle the ring, Joseph cautiously staying out of Nick’s reach. Little by little the distance between the two shrinks, every now and then Nick slaps the outside of Joseph’s right knee, judging the distance as well as psyching out his opponent. Joseph tries to back out of Nick’s reach, but it proves; too little, too late. Nick Alger lunges forward and uses his right arm to hook Joseph’s right leg on the outside(His calf) Nick places his left hand on the inside of Joseph’s right knee, he leans forward with his weight causing the leg to buckle and sends Joseph crashing to the mat with Nicks forearm across his knee. Josephs scream indicates surprise and pain, the fans cheer.
Dean Bardo: Nick proves his dominance with a modified single leg takedown (a.k.a. inside leg-pick)
RJ Fisher: The price of an ACW Fallout ticket $__, the price of a soft drink and pizza slice combo $6, the look on Joseph’s face…PRICELESS! FOLKS, this is why you should tune into ACW Fallout…Buy a ticket, come see the show live, because we are the greatest thing on television since Pamela Anderson on Baywatch.
Nick quickly moves his forearm off of the inside Joseph’s knee and places his own knee in its place. Nick leans forward applying his weight to the inside of Josephs knee and uses his right arm to hook the leg and pull it upwards-twisting josephs leg sideways- Nick places his left arm on the mat for balance(Moving it around when he needed to shift his weight for balance)
Nick Alger screaming: TAPOUT OR I’LL BREAK IT!
Dean Bardo: As you can see, Nick Alger has applied a modified knee bar and established a wide base, right now the pain should be swelling in the knee cap and shocking up his leg.
RJ Fisher: I sure hope Joseph has his medical bills paid in full. Thank you for that lovely description of that move…I’m sure the kids at home really want to know what it’s technical name is…How’s about, HURT’S LIKE A BI- - -
Dean Bardo: Don’t go there
Between expressions of pain, and screaming, Joseph responds by giving Nick the finger. Infuriated, Nick releases the hold and lunges forward driving an elbow in Joseph’s face-Joseph spits blood- Nick is now on top of Joseph (Full mount) and starts throwing fists repeatedly to his face. The fans cheer as wave after wave of punches rain upon the face Joseph Harpo. The ref quickly breaks it up after a couple of seconds. Each man move to a corner on opposite sides of the ring, Nick staring out at the crowd and Joseph trying to walk off the pain.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:57:09 GMT -5
RJ Fisher: HOLY SHITAKI! Remind me to give this guy my lunch money, if he asks for it.
The fans boo; their focus is not on the match but on “004” who has casually made himself present by strolling out into the auditorium all the way down to the ringside area. Nick Alger hears a few fans shouting “004 sucks”.
004: <Sarcasm> HEY DNA… LOOK OVER HERE ASSHOLE! </sarcasm>
Nick looks down at 004, he is waving a steel chair in his hand. The ref hasn’t noticed his outside interference yet, even if he has, 004 hasn’t done anything illegal…yet. Joseph notices that DNA’s attention is fully turned on 004, with one chance to turn things around Joseph runs at DNA. The fans scream as Joseph gets closer and closer, it’s too late…Joseph hits The Icepick, DNA’s face hits the turnbuckle with force.-The fans boo so loud it feels like the room is vibrating- DNA stumbles backwards and falls down.
RJ Fisher: THE ICE PICK!!! THE ICEPICK!!! Can DNA survive?
Dean Bardo: Ladies and gentleman, DNA has taken The Marxist’s patented hammer-fist blow to the back of the head and collided face first with the turnbuckle..
Joseph Bardo grabs the right hand of DNA and drags him to the center of the ring, he slowly drops to his knees, he looks at the crowd and gives them a thumbs down, he pins DNA.
Pinfall:
ONE……..
TWO………
THR- - - Joseph lifts DNA’s right arm breaking the pinfall
Jessie Reynolds: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Joseph: IT’S OVER WHEN I SAY IT’S OVER, YOU CAPITALIST PIG!
Joseph stands up and starts a verbal fight with Jessie Reynolds. The two of them stand face to face shouting, Joseph has the ref backed into the corner. 004 sneaks into the ring unnoticed.
RJ Fisher: I have to give them credit for this outside interference, it’s unnoticed by the ref…Hell it’s so clever…Although, I wish it was Dean up there instead of DNA. Ladies and gentleman, It’s all over, if 004 hits the German Destroyer, DNA has no chance of recovering from the impact of two devastating moves
004 lifts DNA up and grapples him from behind, he signals a cutthroat gesture. 004 braces himself and lifts DNA up - - -He can’t, something is wrong- - - He has a look of shock on his face. He braces himself again and lifts- - - He can’t do it, this time he feels something touch the back of his leg an realizes why he can’t- - - DNA hooks his leg around the back of 004’s every time he tries to lift him up. 004 tries for a third and final time to lift DNA and hit the “German Destroyer”- - -DNA hooks the leg this time rolling- - - It’s only a matter of seconds before 004 realizes his fatal mistake and pays the price. The fans cheer as DNA applies his finishing roll through heel hold. RJ Fisher: RED ALERT!!!RED ALERT!!!YOU’LL ONLY SEE A MOVE LIKE THIS IN ACW!!!!
Fans chant: DNA…DNA…DNA…DNA
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:57:41 GMT -5
Joseph continues to fight with the ref for 10-15 seconds before realizes screaming taking place behind him, he realizes it sounds a lot like his fellow stablemate. Stunned, Joseph turns around to see his partner on the mat, his leg looks like it’s about to snp like a twig. The ref pushes Joseph out of the way to break the move up. Joseph runs up beside DNA and starts stomping him, this continues for a few moments until Nick decides to grab the flailing leg that is kicking him-He instantly releases 004’s leg and uses Josephs leg to pull himself up to his knees. He slowly springs up to his feet. DNA kicks Joseph in the stomach. As Joseph bends over winded, DNA grabs hold of Joseph’s right arm and leaps up wrapping his legs around the neck of Joseph bringing him to the mat
RJ Fisher:Wow, a one way trip to... THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE….Heeeey, I wish I was in Bermuda and not stuck here sitting with you Dean "the bean" Bardo.
Dean Bardo: Shut up Fisher.
The impact of dropping to the mat was a lethal choke that made almost made Joseph pass out, he frantically taps on DNA’s thigh. The ref signals for the bell.
Ring announcer: AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH… “DANGEROUS” NICK ALGER!!!
Eagleheart by Stradivarius” hits the speakers. The ref tries to raise DNA’s hand but is quickly pushed aside. Nick begins stomping Joseph Harpo repeatedly until more ring officials break it up. DNA jumps up on a turnbuckle and yells (a lot like Goldberg).
Segment: A cheat’s way out (Credit: WeDrag)
We come back from the break to see that ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger is still stood in the ring, this time holding a microphone. He’s a little out of breath due to his recent match, but smirks as he begins to talk.
DNA: Well it’s such a shame, isn’t it? I was supposed to be fighting your TV champion Ben Drinkin in a submission rules match, but instead I get some lowlife Communist fag. Heh, it’s quite funny really. Considering who I just annihilated this guy’s ass. But anyways, the fact is that I was supposed to be fighting Ben Drinkin, with a chance to fight for the TV championship next week at the Supershow. But no, Ben Drinkin chickened out. Or did he? Because you see, I sent a camera to the back, the find out exactly what is going on back there.
A camera backstage pushes through a door that says ‘Ben Drinkin’, and notices lying on the floor, struggling to get to his feet. The floor appears to be covered in vomit, and Ben Drinkin is almost paralytic, blind-stakingly drunk as he notices the camera, lazily giving it the finger.
Drinkin: Mmph…fuck…fuck off…UGH!
He tries to swing at the camera, but pathetically misses, as the footage closes.
DNA: Drinking on the job, Drinkin? It’s pretty lame by most people’s standards. You’re supposed to be an inspiration to everybody here, you know that? You’re a former drunk, who came back and became a famous wrestler. But of course, this has all changed now, hasn’t it? Now you’re reduced to going back to your old demons and going back to being a COWARD!
The fans boo loudly as DNA calms himself down, and lets out a little chuckle to himself.
DNA: I had a word with Mr. Biff Taylor earlier. He’s not in the arena, but he let me know that your actions have earned you an immediate disqualification from our ‘match’. See you next week, Drinkin. In a three stages of hell match.
The fans boo again as DNA’s music hits, and he slowly makes his way out of the ring. He leaves the fans wondering what might the three stages of hell be, but also what it was that he clearly put in Drinkin’s drink to make him drunk, as we fade out.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:58:12 GMT -5
Match 4: ‘Superstar’ Shawn Alexander vs. Jonny Omega (Credit: WeDrag)
We come back to the ring, where Jonny Omega is already standing in the ring, looking a little confident with himself as he awaits his opponent.
Philip: In the ring, from Hartlepool, England, weighing at 235 lbs…the Next Big Thing, Jonny Omega!
Suddenly, a new them tune hits, one unfamiliar with the majority of the crowd, as the lights fade to black.
Philip: And from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 260 lbs…’Superstar’ Shawn Alexander!
A gold spotlight strikes down on the entranceway, as the theme song continues playing. Shawn then emerges through the curtains, and there is a mixed reaction from those that know him from the Indy feds, and know what he was like there. The lights come back on, and some of the female members scream and holler as he walks down the ramp, and enters the ring. He taunts the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope, and jumps onto one of the turnbuckles. He jumps down, but meets the fists of Jonny Omega, and the fans cheer as the match is quick to start.
Jonny throws Shawn to the floor, and immediately begins to stomp him, with the fans cheering on. Jonny lets go, and walks backwards to allow the debutant to pick himself up. It’s been a tough time already for the Indy kid, and he’s wrestled not thirty seconds. He closes in on Jonny, and the two grapple. Jonny slips behind Shawn and locks his arms around his waist, but Shawn forces Jonny back into the turnbuckle. Jonny breaks the hold, and Shawn quickly spins around 180 degrees, looking at his opponent. He lifts Jonny onto his shoulders, but Jonny quickly avoids the threat of a Fallaway Slam, managing to squirm onto his feet. Shawn quickly approaches him, but Jonny leaps up and throws Shawn to the floor with a Dropkick. Jonny then climbs the ropes and hits the Frog Splash! The referee makes the cover as Jonny lands the move:
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:58:31 GMT -5
But Shawn manages to kick out before the count of three. Jonny looks a little disappointed, but knew inside that that couldn’t have been all. He gets to his feet, lifting the rookie up but Shawn quickly fights back, throwing Jonny to one side. He hits a couple of punches to Jonny, and as the second one connects he grabs Jonny’s arm and hurls him at the ropes. Jonny hits the ropes and flies backwards, and Shawn quickly locks in a Rear Naked Choke. But he drops the move quickly before the submission hold has any real impact, and is up at his feet. He grabs Jonny by the foot, but Jonny denies him the chance to lock in the Figure Four Leglock, instead kicking Shawn down in the back of the leg. Jonny crawls over to the corner and pulls himself up. He leaps forward, headbutting Shawn in the shoulder and sending him to the floor. The fans are starting to chant Jonny’s name as he picks himself up, and he begins to feel the vibe running around the arena. He allows Shawn to get to his feet, before planting him with a Belly to Belly Side Suplex. He then picks him up again, and hits a pulling piledriver. He makes a cover:
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But Shawn Alexander again manages to kick out before the count of three. Jonny is looking a little more agitated as he throws himself off the body of Shawn, and lifts him to his feet. But Shawn fights back, punching Jonny in the lower abdomen area, and shoving him back. Jonny quickly reacts, lunging forward but meets the knee of Shawn, who then hits his Superstar Series of moves. First comes the Fisherman’s Suplex, then the Northern Lights Suplex, and then after a slight delay comes the Release Exploder Suplex. Shawn gets off his opponent and himself and the few Indy fans in the audience know what’s to happen next. He climbs the top rope, and jumps off leaping in the air, and hitting a Shooting Star Press. But instead he looks to hit a Leg Drop, but as he falls to ground, Jonny quickly performs a kip-up and grabs Shawn by the ankle, locking him into a high raised Texas Cloverleaf. Shawn screams, clearly in pain but manages to use his leg strength to push Jonny off. Jonny accidentally knocks the ref to the floor, and checks to see if he’s ok. But Shawn is swift, low blowing Jonny before hitting a Reverse Rocker Dropper. He makes a cover, as the referee turns around:
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Philip: Here is your winner…’Superstar’ Shawn Alexander!
Shawn’s theme hits again as he releases Jonny, and he climbs to his feet. The referee grabs him by the arm, but Shawn forces the referee off, opting to throw his arms up himself. He climbs a turnbuckle, as the fans are again a mixture of cheers and boos, before he exits the ring, and walks up the ramp as Jonny Omega slowly gets to his feet, clearly pissed off at losing to a cheat move.
Fade out.
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