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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:58:54 GMT -5
Segment: Philly High Rise BBQ
(Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: Now, then, this next match promises to be quite the…what the heck?
Dean Bardo: Oh wonderful, a backstage brawl.
Fisher: We have news of a brawl developing backstage, so I’ll send the broadcast back there to get the scoop!
Sure enough, as the scene shifts backstage, to the tunnel area connecting the ACW Arena, and the Fallout locker rooms to the Fallout Gym, as for the brawl, none other than Stan H. Johnston and P-Dogg are seen trading blows.
Fisher: What? That’s P-Dogg, he’s not even with the company! Who let him in?
Johnston appears to have the upper hand, smashing P-Dogg’s face into a wall. Johnston starts clubbering away…but suddenly, two large individuals come from off the screen, caroming into the Fallout Cowboy, knocking him headlong into a stack of chairs. Pretty soon, it becomes apparent that these two are indeed P-Dogg’s allys from the PEWA in Philadelphia, Rampage and Skullface Killah, the Bingo Hall Mutants. The three kick and pummel Johnston, with P-Dogg finally reaching into his back pocket, pulling out a claw hammer, and disgustingly tearing open Johnston’s forehead with the sharp end.
Fisher: That’s simply horrid! Someone get in there and break this up!
Soon enough, a phalanx of security arrive on the scene, pulling the Philly Trio off Stan Johnston. “Textbook” Tim Dwight also shows up, looking quite perturbed.
Dwight: That’s enough! Rampage, Skullface, you two may very well be permanently dispatched from the Dwight Gym for this! You had best have a good explanation why you were doing this, and why P-Dogg is here!
P-Dogg: Slow down, old man. You gotta’ ease up. You wanna know what we were doing here? Simple! Sit that piece of crap up right now! Hey, Johnston, you beat me on your terms, last we faced! This time, if you’re man enough, if you’ve got the balls, I suggest that you face me, and my boys here, in a Philly High Rise BBQ match! Just get two of your little friends from Fallout, and bring it on!
Johnston sits up, a crimson mask covering his face, but not sufficiently enough to hide his pure anger.
Johnston: Look here, y’all, I got no problem taking you, only question is, what the blazin’ hell is a Philly whatever barbecue match?
P-Dogg: Oh, you’ll find out soon enough…
Johnson: You’re right I will, you want a piece of me, you got it!
Dwight: Now wait just a moment here, this match can not be sanctioned by Fallou…
Johnston: I never asked you for much, Mr. Dwight, just give me this match! I don’t give a hoot about any Fallout sanctioning board, I just want to give these bastards a true whippin, Texas style!
Dwight: It’ll have to be officially cleared if we’re doing this match here, but consider this match made.
Bardo: Oh no, I for one, do know what that match type is…and it’s not for the faint of heart.
Fisher: Spit it out, man! What is a Philly High Rise BBQ?
Bardo: Modified scaffold match…using blazing barbed wire tables, and tons of weapons. It’s a stupid, pointless way to get yourself hurt.
Fisher: Well, that certainly seems like one heck of a match that Stan Johnston got himself into! Only time will tell if he’ll be able to make it out alive…and who are his partners for the match? Tune into Fallout to keep up with the developments!
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:59:20 GMT -5
Match #5: El Froggy Mask vs. Tito “Firefly” Barron - Dwight’s Choice #3
(Credit: Senator)
Dean Bardo: This next match is the third in the series of Dwight’s Choice matches, which have been specially selected by ACW and Fallout head trainer “Textbook” Tim Dwight, featuring independent wrestlers competing with Fallout talent.
R.J. Fisher: And I know this next match will be one hell of a trip, since it features Tito Barron, the Firefly, a guy who’s been ceaselessly promoted online as one of the most exciting competitors in the world today…and you can now see him, right here on Fallout, the fastest hour on television! And if that wasn’t enough, he’s facing the Golden Child of Fallout himself, El Froggy Mask!
Soon enough, yellow smoke rises from the entrance, as “Million Miles Away” plays over the PA. A spark-filled explosion blasts on the entrance, and Firefly darts through the smoke, wearing orange and black tights, and a unique looking “Firefly” design mask. Firefly sprints to the ring, jumps to the apron, and climbs a turnbuckle, moonsaulting off onto his feet.
Fisher: For this match, our new ring announcer, Iris Yoon will be taking over for Phillip, gaining some valuable experience before she takes over full time.
Yoon is dressed quite nicely for the job in a startlingly short black halter dress, and looks quite pleased to be on Fallout.
Iris: Announcing first, hailing out of Santiago, Chile, Tito, the Firefly Barrrrrrronnnnn!
Not long after, “Green Hornet” starts playing, and the lights dim to a light green shade.
Fisher: This guy needs no introduction!
El Froggy Mask hop-runs his way to the ring, and leaps up onto the bottom rope from the floor, then somersaulting into the ring.
Iris: Announcing next, hailing out of the Janitor’s Closet, El Frrrrrroggy Maaaaaaask!
El Froggy and Firefly shake hands, and the bell rings. Firefly makes the first move, immediately throwing Froggy with an armdrag. Froggy rolls right to his feet, and runs in, arm dragging his opponent in turn. Froggy then goes for a wheelbarrow bodyscissors, but Firefly is able to control his momentum, and suplexes Froggy back over his head. Firefly turns around, only to see that El Froggy Mask managed to flip over and land on his feet, and the two face off.
Bardo: It’s rare that Froggy faces someone as fast as himself, but Firefly seems able to match him move for move.
Barron then runs off the ropes, going for a koppo kick, Froggy sidestepping, and going for a standing splash, but Firefly rolls out of the way. El Froggy hits the mat hard, slaps it, and gets to his feet.
Fisher: El Froggy Mask looks frustrated right now, I don’t think that with the exception of Felix Santana Junior, that he’s ever had an opponent who was able to throw him off his routine like this!
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 13:59:50 GMT -5
Bardo: That’s what happens, though, when you develop a basic routine in all your matches, like El Froggy Mask has, when someone manages to interrupt it, you’re lost, and they seem to know what you’ll do before you do.
Firefly runs off the ropes, this time going for a spinning satellite headscissors, Froggy, this time, however, is prepared, holding onto Firefly’s feet, and kneeling down, pancaking Firefly into the mat face first, rolling him over for the pin…
…1
…Firefly kicks out at one!
Froggy looks frustrated again, lifting Firefly to his feet, hammer throwing him into the ropes, and connecting with a huge flipping dropkick on the way back. Froggy lands on his feet from the dropkick, which sends Firefly bouncing back off the ropes, and is only too pleased to connect with a second one. Firefly is blasted off his feet, rolling out of the ring. Even so, everyone knows that there is no escape from El Froggy Mask, who rapidly hops in place, waiting for Barron to recover, finally leaping over the top rope with a brilliant no hands tope atomico, wiping his opponent out. The crowd chants “Fro-ggy! Fro-ggy!” as the green clad competitor leaps up to his feet. Amazingly, Firefly kips up not a moment after, grabbing Froggy in a front facelock, and springs off the apron with a tornado DDT! Jessie Reynolds continues his ring out count(which is a 20 count for Fallout)…
…8
…9
…10
…11
Tito Barron easily rolls back into the ring, but for Froggy, it’s a different story, and he slowly makes his way to his feet.
…16
…17
…18
Right on nineteen, Froggy manages to leap up to the apron. Firefly charges in, attempting to knock his opponent back off the apron with a shoulder, but Froggy manages to slingshot over the ropes, and Firefly, as well, grabbing onto the back of his opponent’ s mask, with a flipping neckbreaker on the way down, covering for the pin…
…1
…2
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 14:00:11 GMT -5
…Firefly kicks out! Froggy picks Firefly up, hooking one arm behind his back, reaching for the other arm.
Bardo: Froggy’s going for the Tiger Suplex Hold, he rarely uses that unless he’s having trouble.
Froggy reaches over for the other arm, pulling back…but Firefly is able to barely strain enough to stretch out, grabbing the top rope, and preventing the suplex from being completed. Froggy goes for a hurricanrana, but lands on his backside. Firefly elbows him in the back of the neck, steps back, and slides through the ropes, going for his 6-1-9 dropkick, the Fireside Chat…but Froggy quickly lays back, his opponent flying over his head. Firefly lifts Froggy, attempting to whip him into the ropes, but Froggy counters him, running back off the opposite ropes, and meeting his opponent halfway with a leaping spiral lariat. Froggy then dashes off the side ropes, as Firefly gets up, and hits him with a blindside flying shoulder. Barron slowly recovers, while Froggy again hops in place, before running over, and leaping off the ropes with a springboard dropkick, covering with a lateral press…
…1
…2
….Firefly kicks out! Froggy hammer throws Barron into the ropes, but as Firefly returns, he leaps up into a hurricanrana, spinning around into a headscissors front cradle, the Firefly Clutch…
…1
…2
…Froggy kicks out with authority! El Froggy Mask picks his opponent up, standing Firefly up, facing away. The BMW member then leaps up onto Barron’s shoulders, trying to roll forwards into a victory roll cradle…but Firefly is able to shove him off, into a rear waistlock, going for a German suplex. Froggy, though, flips back out of the German attempt, landing on his feet, and into a rear waistlock of his own. Firefly hits a back elbow, and goes behind again himself…but Froggy once again counters around, this time, in one smooth motion, hooking both of Firefly’s arms behind him, quickly hitting the Tiger suplex hold for a pin…
…1
…Firefly gets a foot onto the ropes! Froggy picks his opponent up, stepping back and hitting a huge dropkick again, covering for another pin…
…1
…2
…Barron escapes the pinfall again! Froggy reaches over to lift Firefly again, but gets caught unaware, when Barron traps him in an inside cradle…
…1
…2
…Froggy rolls over in the cradle with his exceptional leg strength, managing to pin Firefly…
…1
…2
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Post by The Senator on Apr 24, 2006 14:00:37 GMT -5
…Barron somehow manages to kick out, and referee Jessie Reynolds pauses just to catch his breath! Both Firefly and Froggy slowly get to their feet, clearly starting to show signs of fatigue. Froggy runs in, going for another of his trademark dropkicks, but Firefly steps back, grabbing his opponent’s legs in midair, and hitting a modified powerbomb, jackknifing over into a bridge for yes, another pin…
…1
…2
…Froggy bridges up himself, spinning Barron around, into a backslide…
…1
…2
…Firefly kicks out!
Fisher: This is insane! I think we’ve seen more pinning attempts here than we have in the rest of the show!
Bardo: When you have two evenly matched technicians, that happens.
Firefly runs to the turnbuckle, leaping off with a cross body, but El Froggy sees him coming, and counters with a devastating powerslam counter! Froggy motions to the turnbuckle himself, leaping straight up from the mat in one jump, sets up, and leaps high in the air with an El Froggy Splash…Firefly rolls out of the way…but he rolls out of the way too early, and Froggy shifts in mid air, tucking and rolling on impact with the mat. Froggy turns around, only to receive a kick to the midsection, Barron placing his opponent in a cravate headlock, running at, and then up the ropes, flipping over, while holding the headlock on, and going down with a huge Hotspot!
Bardo: That was the Hotspot, Firefly’s seated Shiranui, or Sliced Bread #2, if you will.
Fisher: Well, one thing’s for sure, that’s one heck of a damaging move…and Firefly’s going for the pin…
…1
…2
…3! The impossible has occurred!
Iris: And your winner, Tito, the Firefly, Barrrrrroooooonnnnnn!
Suddenly, “Textbook” plays over the PA system, and Tim Dwight quickly makes his way down to the ring, where Firefly is still exhaustively celebrating, and Froggy appears to be in a state of confusion, whether it stems from disbelief at his loss or from having the back of his head driven into the mat is not sure.
Dwight: Well done, Mr. Barron. Impressive match, to say the very least. So impressive, in fact, that I want to hire you. I have a member of my Gym who I think is more than ready to graduate, and I want someone to replace him. You could be that person.
Firefly says something to Jessie Reynolds, who translates to Dwight, and the crowd.
Reynolds: Firefly says that he was pleased with wrestling such a great match, and was greatly honored with facing the world-famous El Froggy Mask. He also says, yes, that he will join the Dwight Gym as soon as possible.
El Froggy: It was great match. But Froggy is frankly disappointed. Froggy not doing as good as he used to.
Dwight: Well, how’s about you stop by my Gym yourself sometime here, I think you can mix up your moves just a bit, with your agility, you’re capable of much more.
Froggy: Froggy shall take Dwight up on the offer. And then, Froggy get rematch.
The three then walk away
Fisher: I’m still in shock myself, El Froggy Mask lost the match!
Bardo: There might be a silver lining to that cloud. Froggy now realized that he needs to change things up a bit, and working with Mr. Dwight never hurt anyone before.
Fisher: Whew, well, that closes things out here, be sure to stick with Saturday Night Fallout next week, we have some incredible matches waiting for you on the Fastest Hour on Television, this is R.J Fisher, and that’s Dean Bardo, for Fallout, signing off.
Fallout closes without too much controversy – scrap that, just as much controversy as ever. With Johnson being attacked by the Bingo Hall Mutants and DNA issuing a hot challenge to Drinkin, it only leaves us wondering what next week’s Supershow can bring to Fallout. There’s just a few days remaining….
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
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Post by scrawn on Apr 24, 2006 14:03:38 GMT -5
Thanks a lot Senator. With my browser being screwy, it really helped that you were able to do this, and Shawn Alexander too for writing that match.
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Post by hunter on Apr 24, 2006 15:17:13 GMT -5
Great matches and great show.  |
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Post by hitman on Apr 24, 2006 22:04:51 GMT -5
Good show to all who contributed!
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Post by Karate Master Kudo on Apr 25, 2006 18:08:08 GMT -5
Some quality matches here, I love the direction Fallout is heading, great job guys.
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