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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:41:59 GMT -5
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Match 1: Mikaru Daiety vs. Mr. Red
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Match 2: Brent Garland vs. Chris Phenomenal
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Match 3: Danny Mainer vs. XS3
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Match 4: Double Penetration vs. The Faith - ACW Tag Team Titles
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Match 5: Jay Zero vs. Dan White
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:42:59 GMT -5
The usual happens, pyro and what not go off without a hitch but at this time we usually start with something in the back, but instead we shall start with something in the ring!
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:43:37 GMT -5
Opening Segment: Authority-is-Key [Credit: Zero and Thunder Train] Bing. Bam. Boom! The floors shake as the rumble and roar of pyro begin to explode in every which way, attacking the Alphatron! Colorful lights flash and glow all over the place as the opening music helps set the tone for tonights Meltdown! As the final bits of pyro explode and shimmer off into the arena sky, one last booming blow sounds off, pumping the entire arena up! Maxwell McNally: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Thursday Night Meltdown! I’m Maxwell McNally sitting alongside ‘Fast’ Eddie Edison here, and tonight is bound to be amazing!
‘Fast’ Eddie Edison [/b]: Oh you can say that again, Maxy! After what happened at Ragnarok this past Saturday, tonight’s GOT to be interesting! Maxwell McNally: Of course, we saw the crowning of a new Entertainment Champion, Dave Shadow! Then that shocking, slightly confusing ending to the triple threat International title match! ‘Fast’ Eddie Edison[/b]: Oh yeah – what’s up with that? [/center] Suddenly, the arena is filled with a sound that isn’t too familiar. Guitars break open the sound barrier, bringing in the attention of the ACW fans. Maxwell McNally: I don’t know Eddie but—
‘Fast’ Eddie Edison [/b]: Whoa, whoa! Hold on a second Maxy – whose this?[/center] “99 Voodoo Problems” by Jimi Hendrix/Jay-Z plays loudly, taking everybody back. ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7JbdACFcg ) The song of course is familiar, but nobody in ACW uses it. Of course, with the huge influx of new superstars being signed to the business, this is quite normal. But then we begin to realize that this is a remix. A mash-up of two songs. “Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix and “99 Problems” by Jay-Z! As the opening lyrics hit, we begin to realize the distinction – figuring out just who it is.If you havin’ girl problems, I feel bad for ya son! Ya got 99 problems now Authority’s your biggest one! The crowd boos loudly as the voice of Jay-Z announces just who it is coming out here. The cymbals and drums join in right after the lead-lyrical intro and immediately both Jay Zero and Thunder Train step out onto the stage looking lean and mean. Maxwell McNally: Oh great! Look who it is Maxy! Our World Champion and the man that helped him basically destroy Jake Steele at Ragnarok! Thunder Train walks just behind the Champion, glaring out into the crowd showing no regret for what he did to his buddy Jake Steele. Jay Zero leads the march down towards the ring with a confident smirk on his face. Clearly, he too shows no remorse over what he did, actually proud of himself. With the World Title over his shoulder, he instructs Train to follow him down to the ring.Philip Jones: Please welcome to the ring at this time – Together, they are The Authority! Thunder Train! And the ACW World Heavyweight Champion, Commissioner Zero! Zero scoffs as a few fans try to slap his hand, making them just boo him more once he passes them. He steps up steel stairs and enters the ring just as Thunder Train pulls himself up onto the ring apron, using his height to easily get up. The two both enter the ring and Thunder Train walks over towards the opposite end of the ring, grabbing two microphones from Philip as Zero uses his time to taunt the ACW crowd, posing with his World Title up in the air. Yes, to their dismay, he is STILL the Champion after defeating Senator. Fantastic. Train hands Zero a microphone and the music begins to fade out, allowing the two to begin and give their show opening address to all of ACW. Commissioner Zero: By the sounds of it - I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're all a tad bit bitter after what happened this past weekend. The crowd boos to agree with the Champion, showing that they do not respect him.Commissioner Zero: Well quite frankly, whether you're bitter or not, what's done is done and you're just going to have to accept that! Jake Steele did not live up to my expectations and for that, he was exiled from my group! And then XS3 - he too made a horrible decision and that is why RSXZ no longer here before you as *THE* dominant group here in ACW! No... see RSXZ was a time-bomb anyways. We all knew it wouldn't last, but unfortunately for them, I was not a part of the problem, they were! All I did was help solve it! He pulls his microphone away, allowing his partner to take the spotlight.Thunder Train: I'm willing to bet you are the most pleased with what I did either. I'm sure most of you sitting out there believe that I was just manipulated again by someone to do what they want. Uh-uh. I knew what I was getting myself into when I helped Jay Zero take out Jake. I knew that once HE was out of the picture, I could go on to bigger and better things. I no longer have to wait around and carry two idiots. I no longer have to be put inside of ACW's diminishing tag team division. I finally have the opportunity to do what I want, when I want. I can pursue the opportunities that I only dreamed about when I was with them!Commissioner Zero: And d'ya know what?! Because of this mans brute strength and loyalty - he will GET that opportunity to pursue his goals! Why? Because Jay Zero is in charge, baby and what he says goes! I call the shots and this man has basically just cemented his own future - guaranteeing himself success by siding with me!
But as for Jake Steele? Well - that happens to be the opposite of what I'm saying here. See, I never did like Jake Steele. Over the months, we've had our differences, and to be honest I always felt that he was just half-assing it all, running his mouth just so that he could try and gain the spotlight. But while you all see him as a "Rising Threat" in ACW, I saw past his fake little personality! Jake Steele is not in this the be the best, he's here to strive for those ACW's precious Championship Gold just so he can carry around a little more bling-bling and try to act like he's got some swagger or something! But in reality, Jake Steele's got nothin'! He's a lowlife wannabe that has based nearly his entire career in ACW around the basis of what "Showtime" Ryan Cooper built up around this time last year! "Oooooh!"Commissioner Zero: I knew Jake Steele wasn't ready for another bout as International Champion and I knew exactly what it would take to prevent that from happening. That's why as Commissioner - I - made the last minute stipulation for that a new International Champion to be crowned, RDK must be pinned. Thunder Train: But the Macho Man never got pinned, did he!? Hahaha! No he did not!Commissioner Zero: So say what you want, we don't really give a damn! I didn't screw Jake Steele over - Jake Steele screwed himself! Train laughs as the crowd begins to start up a "You Suck!" chant! But then suddenly as Train tries to talk, the two are interrupted!Train: And the Train sa-- MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
CAKE!
[/size] ...I need da' cake nigga...[/center] A flurry of mixed reactions fill the arena, but for the most part it is a loud pop of cheers that noticeably garner up the most noise. Zero and Train both shoot looks towards the entrance way and then desperately search through the crowds to find him. But after several seconds, nothing happens. Jake Steele never comes out - and then the music begins to fade as Train looks at Zero, laughing heartily. Zero, with a smirk on his face then apologizes.Commissioner Zero: Heh - I'm sorry! We just couldn't resist! Y'see, I keep saying this so I feel like I'm just a broken friggin' record, but tough, deal with it! As Commissioner, -- Train: And as Assistant Commissioner!Zero stops, looking over at Train, slightly taken back.Commissioner Zero: ....What? Train: Assistant! Commissioner! You know -- you and me! You're the Commissioner, and I'm the Assistant Commissioner!Zero shakes his head.Commissioner Zero: Not here... Train: ..B-b-but..Commissioner Zero: Anyways! As Commissioner, not only can I control what matches are going to be made, and not only do I decide who is lucky enough to get certain title matches... but I also can control other aspects of the ACW industry - for example, pyrotechnisians! Production! Commentary! And well - even security measures!
That's right. For those of you that just jumped to their feet, ranting and raving for Jake Steele to run out here and make a huge scene, well - sorry, but that entrance video is the most that you'll be seeing of Jake Steele tonight! As a matter of fact, that's the most you'll be seeing him at all! Because as Commissioner, what I say goes, and right now, I have a product to share with the World! I, Jay Zero run this entire company and as a security measure, I have officially BANNED Jake Steele from my ACW Arena until further notice! Showing their complete and total disagreement, the crowd doesn't hesitate in loudly expressing their feelings. Maxwell McNally [/b]: What! He can't do that! 'Fast' Eddie Edison[/b]: He is the Commissioner![/center] Train: So outside every entrance door to this arena there are some punks that aren't quite as big as me, but just about as mean - guarding any way for Jake to get in! And I know Jake Steele is a crafty fellow so the windows were fixed up also to prevent him from breaking in!Commissioner Zero: Yes, and don't even expect that idiotic "I have a ticket" deal, because no matter what, I'm allowed to deny access to ANY one of you that I want! Whether he likes it or not, he isn't stepping a single foot onto my property without at least two security guards pouncing on him immediately! Train: They'll be on him faster than me on all of your sisters! Ahahaha! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!The crowd boos at the cheap shot from Thunder Train.Commissioner Zero: And this now allows both Thunder Train and I to concentrate on some other, more important issues tonight! For one, Matt Irvine, aka - XS3! The crowd cheers and Thunder Train shakes his head, simply not believing that his former tag team partner actually struck him with a chair last Saturday. Train: Bastard...He scoffs.Commissioner Zero: Matt, Train and I gave you two options at Ragnarok. We gave you the "Smart" option, and then the "Incredibly-Stupid" option in which nobody in their right minds would ever, EVER pick! See, you could be in this ring with us right now! You could be standin' tall with the bests on top of this entire company! Hell, tonight, I could have granted you and Train a rematch at those Tag Team Titles! But instead - heh, instead I've arranged "The Faith" to have that opportunity tonight. And why's that? Because you're NOT in your right mind, Matt. You chose the incredibly stupid option! They cheer again, even louder this time.Commissioner Zero: So Matt, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but y'know what - as long as Jake Steele isn't around, you're on your own, bud! And after that little stunt you pulled on Thunder Train and I this past Saturday, don't you think for even a second that we're lettin' you off the hook! Matt, you're going to regret ever having had swung that steel chair at us! You chose your own fate, and you've chosen your own destiny here in ACW! Mat!! Your punishment begins tonight! Train: Assistant Commissioner Thunder Train says that tonight, you're going head to head with Danny Mainer!The crowd pops, cheering a bit for the match announcement - one that's sure to be exciting and can easily go either way.Commissioner Zero: So Matt, gear up - cause tonight is only the beginning! As Commissioner, I control it all, and seeing as how you walked away from that, Train and I here are going to show you exactly what you've gotten yourself in to!
XS3 - You may have enough problems as it is...
...But now - The Authority is your BIGGEST one! [/center] "99 Voodoo Problems" by Jimi Hendrix/Jay-Z starts playing again and both Thunder Train and Jay Zero begin to look out into the crowd as their music hits, cuing the end of this segment. Zero lifts his shoulder and pushes his title a bit to make himself more comfortable. As the scene starts to cut out, we can only wonder - what else does The Authority have in store for both Jake Steele and XS3? Steele has been barred from the arena, leaving XS3 on his own here tonight...
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:43:48 GMT -5
Segment: Self Connection (Credit: FSX)
It's all come to an end again, and routine will never die. This is what those that have been trapped in the business for years believe as an absolute fact, that nothing at all can detour. That is, of course, nothing but the most blatant of lies however. Routine is something that everyone tries to escape from, it's simply something they find themselves unable to do. Years of the same is relevant to years of pain, and in cases years of disappointment.
Beyond all the talk of a necessary retirement and the fact that many expect a lesson to be learned after the truly brutal and merciless beating that he suffered less then a week ago, Fallen wasn't yet done. He still fought each passing day, and hadn't yet surrendered to age or other means. He wouldn't give up, no matter what his body told him. It was something many likely should of been aware of after the years he's spent active, and his inability to stop fighting. Still, many looked on in general surprise as he made his way into the arena for Meltdown, quite slower in his movement as stumbled into the backstage area. There was a sort of serene silence as many stopped what they were doing to watch his entrance. He shouldn't be able to walk, but still he came...
FSX: ...What are you all looking at?
Quickly dispersing, Fallen would simply shake his head at the people around him. They had no reason to be surprised, he always made it to the shows. It didn't matter if he was injured or not, he did everything he could to make it there.
FSX: Well, that was weird...some people. Ah well.
Deciding to return to reality for the moment, Fallen would continue what almost appeared as a painfully slow walk through the backstage area, soon pausing and slowing to a stop as he came to a turn in the hallway. It looked just like any other turn...but still...something seemed different. Looking around for someone to explain the scene to him, he was quick to point at a stagehand and wave him over.
FSX: Hey, you. What's going on with this place? Did they change it up or something?
Stagehand: What? No, it's the same as it's always been. Now if you don't mind, I've got to return to making sure it stays that way.
Nodding once at what was a logical answer, it seemed that would likely be the end of that and Fallen would simply move on...well, at least that would seem like the logical case. Instead of that occurring, however, Fallen remained there with a quizzical expression.
FSX: ...But why?
Stagehand: Uhh....what?
The Stagehand would slowly turn to look at Fallen, confused for the moment as he didn't expect such a bleak and open-ended follow up question. Weird...
FSX: I mean, why can't things change? Why does it always have to remain the same? What's the big difference if it gets a little dirty, or it becomes a bit more aged or something?
Stagehand: Oh...uh...that's a weird question, buddy. It's just the way the world works. People like similar environments, and they like things to look new even when they grow old.
FSX: But it's not real...
Looking to the ground a moment, Fallen would seem to stare blankly as he thought about what was said, and perhaps compared it to something that it was never intended to relate too. Regardless of that being the case or not, it wasn't anyone Elss business but his own. Shrugging, the Stagehand would return to what he was doing.
Stagehand: Depends what you consider real. I'm busy, guy. So, if you don't mind.
FSX: So time moves on, and reality never changes? No...everything changes. You've got to change with time if you want to keep existing, and be able to keep alive. You have too...you have to change to adapt to the environment around you. You can't be too slow. You can't be too weak. You can't lose that will to survive, or you just become the same photograph year by year and nothing ever changes...right?
Mumbling a moment afterward as the seemingly direction-less stammering of a rant flowed from his mouth, he would shudder once and move a hand to rub gently to his temples for a moment, his eyes seeming to sink to an expression of denial and depression as he would slowly continue his walk away from the man, stumbling his way further down the hallway.
FSX: Everything does...everything changes. It has too....Why can't I?
Stopping again and this time falling to a knee as he let out a groan, Fallen would tremble there for a moment. What a time for a nervous breakdown...but it wouldn't be FSX if there wasn't one from time to time. He was so unstable in mind and body right now though, this could actually have dangerous repercussions. As he tried his best to return to his feet, many might wonder if it will? Well, time will soon tell..
Fade out.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:44:05 GMT -5
Segment: Risky Business [Credit: Jay Zero and Dan White]
Returning from commercial break, Commissioner and World Champion Jay Zero walks past one of ACW's offices, taking a brief look at it before walking along. But he then double takes, squinting his eyes and noticing that a flashlight is clearly on inside the room. Bemused, he slowly edges towards the door cautiously opening it and quickly tonight the light on.
Commissioner Zero: ...What the hell?
The camera focuses to the person, and with a torch in his mouth, the fans go crazy as Dan White is shown with a docile look, with a number of filing cabinets open and a laptop on the floor. Zero just glares at Dan for a couple of moments. He's not quite sure where to begin, so he just goes for the basics.
Commissioner Zero: -- Wha.. What in the HELL are you doing in here?!
Dan opens his mouth a little, and the torch drops to the floor. He gets up from his squatting position, and rotates his left shoulder, in a sign of disrespect towards Zero. He then takes a couple of the files he took from the cabinet, and stuffs them into his bag.
Dan: I did a bit of a daft thing, so I'm trying to fix it.
Zero cocks an eyebrow. He knows that Dan's not really the one to get a story out of, but he's not ready for his bullshit. Instead, he drills him in true Gingerdude style.
Commissioner Zero: What the hell do you think you're doing, Dan?! This is a restricted area, god dammit! Just cause I'm Commissioner doesn't mean I gotta fucking baby-sit you like a two-year old! This is private shit and you have no business being in here! How the hell did you even get in here?
Dan smirks, pulling out a key chain with about 15 keys attached to it.
Dan: I have my ways. My boys can swag me anything I want. If I needed a bike? They'd find one. If I fancied 6oz of weed? It's sorted. If I want the keys so I can try and backtrack? I'm fine.
Commissioner Zero: Dan I swear to god, I can-- wait... What? What did you just say?
Zero realizes what Dan said about “backtracking”, and suddenly there needs to be an explanation or two.
Dan: Well......
Here we go...
Dan: Basically, you know it was the Superbowl the other night, right?
Commissioner Zero: ...Yeah?..
Dan: Well I thought it would be a proper awesome idea if I bought myself an advert. You know, just for a laugh.
Zero gives Dan a stern look.
Commissioner Zero: A laugh? Just for a laugh? Really?
Dan: Yup, just for a laugh. But the cost of the damn thing was massive, getting Martin Scorsese and Daniel Day Lewis involved, so I realised that since I had the ACW filing cabinet keys and the passwords to the internet folders on this little ditty...
He pulls out a USB driver
Dan: I'd credit the funds of the advert to ACW. I didn't have to pay a single penny! Isn't that great?
Great? Well to Zero, it ain't. As Commissioner, he doesn't really want to do anything to run the place into the ground, especially as he's now the World Champion. What's the point being a World Champion if there's nowhere to be champ? So understandably, Zero isn't quite as chirpy as Dan.
Commissioner Zero: ....You did NOT just tell me you bought a timeslot for an advertisment during the SUPER BOWL with Daniel Day Lewis and Martin friggin' Scorsese, right? RIGHT?! AND YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME THAT YOU USED THE ACW FUNDS FOR THIS, RIGHT?! HOW MUCH DID THIS COST?!
Dan ponders for a moment.
Dan: About $10million dollars.
Commissioner Zero: ....TEN MILLION DOLLARS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! IS THIS A JOKE CAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD DAN, I SWEAR! IF THIS COMPANY RUNS BANKRUPT AND I'M LEFT TO PAY AS THE ACTING COMMISSIONER, I WILL FIND YOU WHEREVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DISSAPPEAR OFF TO, AND I WILL FUCKING RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND JAM IT DOWN YOUR G'DAMN THROAT! SO IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, DAN? HUH?! YOU WANT ACW TO RUN ITSELF IN THE GROUND?! YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE FALL! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE, DAN! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT! I OUGHT TO FIRE YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW AND JUST END THIS CHARADE ALREADY!
Dan smirks at Zero, taking his threats with a pinch of salt. Zero however is going red, the veins in his throat looking like they're about to burst.
Dan: Oh come off it. You can't do a damn thing until Gingerdude gets back anyways. I'd like to see you and your big dark shadow of the night to try and remove me from here.
Commissioner Zero: Oh... can't it? Can't I Dan?! Hmm? Last time I checked, Craig Lewis was left as the Junior Executive, the acting Chairman and COMMISSIONER of ACW! And once he got the shit beat out of him, I was left to take over! So the way that I see it, I can do whatever the hell I want - not YOU! So if you know what's good for you, you're going to find the $10 million dollars you threw down the shitter, and you are going to pay back every single cent of it! Plus, if it's not me that fires you - then you're right, it WILL be Ginger and don't you think that if he hears that suddenly our company is out of TEN MILLION DOLLARS that he won't be on the next flight back here?! Either way you look at it bud, you're royally fucked - so you better do what's best and just fix it! Now!
Dan holds his hand up, in a form of apology.
Dan: Hey, relax! I have it all covered. See this laptop?
He bends over, picking it up.
Dan: And you see these files?
Takes the files out of the cabinet.
Dan: I realised that without Gingerdude around, it's way too easy to go around snooping around through lost files. So I good good ol' Kevin the Internet man to show me a few moves, and before you know it? Bam! I've taken 10% off everybody's wage bill.
Zero's eyes widen.
Dan: Apart from yourself and mine, of course. Should make the losses back within a couple of years, no problem.
Zero glares at Dan with a scornful eye. Manipulative as it might be, it's still a hell of a lot of money that he's lost the company, money that Zero didn't need to have go missing. Zero shakes his head at Dan in disgust and his hands begin to twitch with anger.
Commissioner Zero: Dan, you are possibly one of the biggest dumbasses in ACW History. Granted, you MAY have a good idea here or there, but what's that make you? Huh? All you are is the smartest-fucking-retard, Dan! You've always done shit like this too! ALWAYS! I honestly don't see how you're still here. I really don't!
Zero's face then changes, as though a lightbulb just sparked above his head.
Commissioner Zero: But y'know what? I'm not going to fire you tonight. Granted, I could - but really, firing you would just get you off the hook. I want to see you dig, Dan. I want to see you dig and climb out of this mess! But alongside with that, I want to see you suffer as well! I've already issued a few different punishments this evening, might as well make another one, right?
Dan suddenly goes from chirpy to curious, as to what Zero has in store.
Commissioner Zero: After you fix this fucking mess you've created, go get your ring gear on - cause in the ring tonight, it's gonna be "The Welsh Dragon" Dan White, taking on the ACW World Champion! Commissioner - Jay Zero!
Huge pop for the match announcement, as Dan takes a couple of steps forward, almost squaring up to Zero whose face is quite scrunched up, furious at the info Dan has relayed to him tonight.
Dan: You know what, Zero? That sounds fine by me. I'll see you tonight.
Dan shoves past Zero, and the duo clash shoulders. Dan walks out the distance of the camera, leaving Zero to sigh and shake his head at the mess Dan's done to the room. He may be Commissioner, but Dan's already making it a hard job for him.
Suddenly, Dan shoots past Zero. Zero anticipates an attack, but Dan instead goes back into the room, picking up his laptop.
Dan: And I'll be taking THIS with me.
Fade Out.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:44:20 GMT -5
Title: Inauguration, ACW style. Credit: Chris Phenomenal The ring is decked out with a red covering and a wooden table. Also in the ring is a diminutive man in full white regalia. He also wears a white Mitre to go with a pair of overly large spectacles. Hanging from his neck is a crucifix and in his left hand is a bible. On the table is a small leather covered folder with the ACW logo on the front and a microphone.
Phillip Jones: Ladies and Gentleman, I would please ask you to welcome the newest member of the ACW roster, Chris Phenomenal.
Superstars begins to play as Chris Phenomenal emerges from the back. He is wearing a fading black sport coat, over top of a white shirt, with a crimson tie hanging loosely from his neck. His dress pant’s however are a sharp jet black matching the color of his polished shoes. His hair is also neatly combed and save for the earrings he is lacking any jewellery. He begins his ascent to the arena slowly, not bobbing to the beat of the music. He calmly walks up the step and ducks into the ring between the second and third rope before grabbing a microphone from the table.
Chris Phenomenal: Ladies and Gentleman, I would like to thank you all for joining me on this historic evening. One that will officially bring true all the proclamations that have been made over the past three weeks. This is the dawn of a new era in ACW, one that requires a strong leader that is able to carry this company to levels far beyond what it has ever reached. It is my honor to have been chosen to be that person, so Bishop Michael Toaster, if you are ready please let us begin.
Bishop Toaster: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bear witness as a community to the dawning of a new era. One in which God will further make known his will for all of mankind. It is through his divine intervention that we have survived throughout the ages and will continue to do so today. His guidance of Chris Phenomenal throughout his life has led him to reach the heights he has, and also gained the experience needed thru out the many trails that he has passed. Now he has been called to lead a nation to great heights, to serve it, and it’s people, having their best interests at heart at all times.
Chris would you please step forward.
Chris stares at Bishop Toaster, and the words he hath spoken. He steps forward towards him as Bishop Toaster holds the bible out with his right hand. Chris stands in front of Toaster with a grin from ear to ear.
Bishop Toaster: Now Chris, please place your left hand on the bible, raise your right hand in the air and repeat after me.
Chris places his hand on the bible and stares into the Bishop’s grey eyes, still with a grin from ear to ear.
Bishop Toaster: I Chris
Chris Phenomenal: I Chris
Bishop Toaster: Do Solemnly Swear
Chris Phenomenal: Do Solemnly Swear
Bishop Toaster: To uphold the ideals of Alpha Championship Wrestling.
Chris Phenomenal: To uphold the ideals of Alpha Championship Wrestling.
Bishop Toaster: where all are given the chance to compete, no matter age, sex, height or racial background
Chris Phenomenal: where all are given the chance to compete, no matter age, sex, height or racial background
Bishop Toaster: Where Yoko Satoshi shoves bloody tampons in the mouths of foe‘s
Chris Phenomenal: Where Yoko Satoshi shoves bloody tampons in the mouths of foe‘s
Bishop Toaster: Where Thunderkiss loses twenty years just by changing his name
Chris Phenomenal: Where Thunderkiss loses twenty years just by changing his name
Bishop Toaster: and where the owner shoots the father of one of the wrestlers.
Chris Phenomenal: and where the chairman shoots the father of one of the wrestlers.
Bishop Toaster: I promise to follow in the footsteps of the legends that came before me
Chris Phenomenal: I promise to follow in the footsteps of the legends that came before me
Bishop Toaster: By kicking some serious ass
Chris Phenomenal: By kicking some serious ass
Bishop Toaster: By pushing the realms of possibility
Chris Phenomenal: By pushing the realms of possibility
Bishop Toaster: and having an affair with one of the female wrestlers.
Chris Phenomenal: and having an affair with one of the female wrestlers.
Bishop Toaster: Chris by affirming all of these you have shown your commitment to Alpha Championship Wrestling, and it is thus my honor to pronounce you, the new leader of Alpha Championship Wrestling, and to leading a new era, one that will be…
Chris covers the microphone of Bishop Toaster, interjecting himself and nods his head. He looks around at the masses before tilting his head back.
Chris Phenomenal: SIMPLY PHENOMENAL
The Bishop moves the hand off of his microphone as the crowd is still either booing the new star, or chanting his name. The bishop tries speaking into the microphone but is drowned out by the mass. Invoking the power of God however he raises his voice well beyond the timid squeaky tone of earlier.
Bishop Toaster: Now Chris, once you officially sign your ACW talent contract, it will be official.
With that Chris opens the leather bound folder revealing an ACW talent contract. Glancing it over quickly Chris grabs the pen and signs on the dotted line, before shutting it, and the folder. The audience applauds as the bishop looks on, removing his glasses and wiping them on his vestment. Superstars begins to play as Chris ducks out and Meltdown cuts to commercial. ================================================================================================== / * The following video is a www.JackJefferson.com exclusive *\ - Enjoy! -
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:44:49 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]A confrontaition between friends[/glow] Credit: [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Mikaru[/glow][/shadow] and Chris Phenomenal
The scene opens backstage as a 2004 Blue convertible rolls into the lot, Amityville by Eminem blaring from the speakers and reverberating throughout the parking garage. The car comes to a halt next to a sexy looking car, a decked out 2009 Dodge Viper that puts the Convertible to shame. The door opens and a loud clunk is heard, the door slamming into the passenger side door of the Viper. Out from the convertible steps the newest addition to the ACW roster, Chris Phenomenal. Chris is wearing a chequered hoody, and a pair of white sweatpants. He slams the door to his convertible shut and then looks at the car beside him. There is quite obviously some visible damage to the car door, a silver dollar size dent and some of the paint is chipped off.
Chris Phenomenal: SHIT
Chris looks at the damage once more and then hops back into his car. Instead of driving away however he re emerges with a sheet of paper and a pen. Quickly he pens a note, speaking aloud as he writes.
Chris Phenomenal: Sorry bout ya car bro. Hit me up later and I’ll float you some chedda’. Jake Steele.
Chris tucks the note inside of the windshield wiper’s and walks away chuckling.
Chris Phenomenal: I sure as hell hope that isn’t Jay Zero’s car.
Chris Phenomenal walks away from the car and into the arena. As he reaches the backstage area he sees a few of the ACW make-up artists as well as a familiar face, an old foe one could say in Mikaru Daiety, facing away from Chris Phenomenal talking to the two lovely ladies.
Chris Phenomenal: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mikaru Daiety, how is your back my friend.
Mikaru glares up at Chris, and motiones the make-up artists to leave.
Mik: Better no thanks to you!
Chris Phenomenal: Well that’s good to hear. I mean I always wondered what you would be up to as a quadriprilegic. I mean you had no obvious skills, not even as a wrestler and with ECF going under they couldn’t even keep you around with pity.
With that comment Mikaru walks forward and stands inches from Chris, glaring down at him. He lets out a soft chuckle and shakes his head.
Mik: No skill huh? Oie do you have a horrible memory...At least I headlined ECF, where you were always a mid card wrestler. Pity, last I recalled...Mr. Jobs begged me to come back...I doubt he'd do that for you.
Chris Phenomenal: No need to get all testy Mik, it’s no big, in fact I’m glad to see you out and wrestling, hell didn’t you even beat someone in your return match?
Mik: Yeah I did, after the aganizing pain that the HPW hack left me in. And I bet you just stood there and laughed! Hell I bet you paid him to take me out so you can take my spotlight!
Chris Phenomenal: Well Mik, I was watching that on TV, and I was quite impressed. You looked like the Mik of old, helpless and on your back.
Mik: Funny man I see...you know, I'd be almost glad to wipe the floor with you and make you eat your own words, but I need to make a quick run before the show starts
Mikaru shoulders his way past Chris, and turns on his heel backing away keeping his eyes on Chris. Before he walks out into the parking garage. He clicks his unlock button as a Red Corvette Convertable beeps signaling it's unlocked. He walks over and leaps over the side of the door putting the key in the ignition. He drives off as Chris Phenomenal looks on.
Chris Phenomenal: Dude is a good actor, he even had me believing he was hurt.
With that Chris Phenomenal walks on into the arena as the scene fades.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:45:31 GMT -5
Segment: The Past is Over..... Credit: Dave Tyler & Encryptic As the camera cuts backstage, the crowd in the background can be heard mostly cheering, with some boos included in the mix as well. It would appear as if not everyone is sure what to think of the man who stands in front of the camera yet. Dave Shadow, the man formerly known as Dave Tyler, stands in front of the camera, with the ACW Entertainment Championship thrown over his shoulder. He holds it with a look of pride on his face. Beside him stands his own personal interviewer; Alan Elfdris....Alan: Dave Shadow, we are less than a week gone since you managed to ascend the ladder to success, both metaphorically and literally, and win the Entertainment Title, in gruelling match up against Chris Williams. How do you feel?Dave: Feel? I feel sore Alan. Chris beat the shit out of me, and proved quite adept with that ladder. My chest, my arms, my legs, my head. They all hurt like crazy. Chris gave me a run for my money, and I’d just like to say that despite how much I hurt, it was amazing to have such a fight with him.Alan: Well, the other big news coming out of the pay per view had to do with a title of another sort. Your announcement that you are actually Dave Shadow. Dave: Ah yes. The big revelation that I am Dave Shadow, former chairman of GWF. But then, you’re not quite who you seem either, are you Alan?Alan: Well, no. I guess since you’ve announced it, I may as well too. Yes, I am your personal assistant, Mickey Cole. Hence why I started appearing the same week you did, only ever interviewed you. And the name. “Alan Elfdris”? How did no one realise that wasn’t a real name?Dave: What was with Elfdris anyway?Cole: It was an anagram. Of the words “Rise and Fall”, as in the GWF’s biggest yearly event. Dave: Nice.Cole: So then, whats next? I mean, only a fool would fail to realise that in recent days, several former GWF superstars have been signed up to the ACW roster. Does this mean what I think it means?Dave: I doubt it.....However, before Dave can give his full answer, he looks off to the left. He drops his head and laughs to himself, as the camera pans slightly to the left. Brent "Badger" Garland stands there, a smug look on his face. Cole ducks off camera, getting out of their way. After a few moments of awkward silence, Dave talks...Dave: Hey Badger. Long time no see.Brent: Dave. Let me be the first to say how thrilled I am to see that ACW title over the shoulder of a GWF superstar! The crap they call superstars here don’t deserve to hold a title.Dave: Listen, dude. There’s something you should know. I’m not a GWF superstar anymore. The past is just that. The past. Gone and over. I’m an ACW superstar, and I am an ACW Champion. And I'm proud to be a part of ACW. Understand?Brent: Sure, I get you Dave. And when the time is right, we can take down this hell hole and show them what really talented stars look like.Dave: No, then you don’t get me. I’m not saying that to throw people off. I AM an ACW superstar now. GWF is in the past for me. It had its good times. It had its bad times. And now, it’s time for ACW. I get it Brent. You think you’re better than everyone here. And knowing you as I do, I think you’ve got a fair claim to that and you’ll do well here. But! The GWF is dead. Leave it like that, ok? I’ve moved on. And now I’m asking you to do so as well. Go focus on your match with Phenomenal tonight.Brent: ...
Well then, let me take hold of your logic for a second and use it my way! I'm not a GWF superstar either Dave... I'm a wrestler! The only reason I came over here is to show everyone how much better I am than what I've been given credit for in the past...
You remember don't you? GWF's greatest transitional champion is standing in front of you at this moment. You'll soon see though, you'll see what I do to every pile of trash in the ACW that steps in the ring against me... Including Chris here tonight.
You're right about saying that I have to go and prepare for that... And you're lucky too that I don't have the kind of time to help put you back in your place!Both men stare at each other intently, Badger with a somewhat angry look as Dave shows a cool head. Brent: Just remember... I will bring this place down to ashes, I will bring tears to children's eyes as I beat their ACW idols relentlessly! ...Heh *staring at the ACW Entertainment Championship*, I'll soon be in possession of my own ACW title as well, and I'll show you all just how much beneath me it is, what I think about it, and what I think about it's company as I reform exactly who I am!...Realizing his antagonizing isn't having an effect, Garland quickly turns and takes his leave, Dave being left still keeping that cool headed look as one of his former employees storms off to the background. Dave lets a small smile creep in on his face, and shakes his head, as he looks down the hall at Badger.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:45:49 GMT -5
The Biggest Star on the Planet Dan White We return from the break, and there's a massive pop as The Welsh Dragon Dan White is shown on camera. He's in a pretty good mood, in his casual attire of navy blue Nike tracksuit bottoms, a Wales National Football team shirt, and an unzipped plain grey hoodie. In fact, it's pretty much as casual as you can get. He's got an tuneless whistle on his face, holding a DVD case that holds nothing but in hastily scribbled black felt tip pen, the words “Dan's Ad”.
He walks around the corner, and notices ACW's resident interviewer Kevin “The Internet” Anderson standing with a cup of coffee in his hand, speaking to one of the crew members. Dan looks uncharacteristically happy to see Kevin, and the veteran in ACW is just as surprised to see Dan in this kind of a mood than anyone else.Dan: Kevin! So great to see you! Long time no see! Kevin, with a nervous twitch, looks around.Kevin: Erm, hey, Dan.....how's it going? Dan: I'm great! The sun is shining, I feel good, and no-one's gonna stop me now! Kevin's timid stance suddenly turns into one of concentration.Kevin: ...Did you just quote Queen? Dan looks ecstatic with Kevin, for knowing the pretty obscure song lyrics.Dan: Yes, Kevin! It is! And in fact, it's something that proves that you're the right man for what I want! Kevin's not really prepared to help Dan out. I mean he has nothing against the guy, buy damn-near four years of relentless bullying and purposely-crap interview answers don't really take kindly to the man. And to add all that up, Charlotte seems to be having old flame syndrome, which Kevin doesn't take kindly to. Regardless, he's not ready to back down from Dan.Kevin: Okay Dan, what do you want? Dan's face beams up with a smile, and he puts his arm around Kevin, whose face is that of sheer concern. What the hell does Dan plan to do? Well, Dan ushers Kevin into his locker room, shutting the door behind him, and turning the light off. Kevin doesn't say a word, but audibly gulps out loud, as Dan stands about 4 feet in front of him.Dan: So Kevin, now we're all alone..... Kevin: ...... *whimper*Dan: HAHA! What the hell, you think I was gonna rape you or something?! If we could see Kevin's eyes, they'd be a mixture of rolling into the back of his head from sheer relief, and rolling from side to side as he realises he's the butt of one of Dan's jokes. Annoyed, he takes his leave.Kevin: All right, har har, very funny Dan. He goes to leave the door, but Dan is quick to stop him.Dan: Hang on, Kev! Okay, this is what I'm here for. Did you watch the Superbowl last Sunday night? Kevin: Yeah, well most of it. Didn't catch the start of the 4th Quarter. Dan: Ahh, gutted! Did you know that it was the highest television rating of the entire night? This information, even for Kevin, is pretty unimportant.Kevin: ...So? Dan: So.... Dan begins to place his DVD into the DVD player.Dan: ...I managed to pull some strings, and during this time, I managed to get myself a commercial! On the Superbowl! At the time when the most people in America were watching it! Let's watch... Dan turns the light on, as the commercial ends, and looks at Kevin.Dan: ...Well? Kevin is lost for words. In fact, his mouth is half open with shock.Kevin: ...How did you get Daniel Day Lewis to do this commercial? He's Hollywood's hottest ticket! Dan smiles.Dan: Ah, the beauties of football hooliganism. He's a bloody scummer, I'll tell you that. Millwall fan, he is. Put me in hospital a few years back when he was fighting for their casuals. I mean of course he wouldn't ever admit to that, he was a big movie star even back then! But he owed me a favour. I called him in and he was more than happy to do it! It was getting Martin Scorsese to direct it which was a bit of a problem. Kevin: ...Martin Scorsese DIRECTED this?! Dan: Yeah! Again it was hard work, but a bit of cash was thrown about here and there. I mean don't sound too shocked, I won that USA Today Super Bowl Ad Meter thing! There are many questions that are left to be answered here, but Kevin is still in a bit of shock. Football hooligan Dan White, getting the best advertising slot in the Super Bowl, involving Daniel Day Lewis and Martin Scorsese.Kevin: But.......why? Dan smiles again.Dan: It's all about public image. Take the chance when you got it, and all that. I saw a chance, I took it. I'm the biggest bloody star in this company now, and I think the world needs to know this! With this advert, my LiquiDoc shares are through the roof! People want to know who the hell I am! And, it's giving ACW some good publicity. Kevin: That's all well and good, but how much did it cost? Dan begins to look calculative, as he works out the money scores, counting on his fingers.Dan: Hmm....well it was $3.5mil for the 30 seconds......$4mil to get Lewis and Scorsese......and then the advert itself cost a fair bit..... Kevin's eyes are already widened as Dan rolls off the huge figures.Dan: I'd say somewhere in the region of $12mil. Why you ask? Kevin looks shocked.Kevin: 12 MILLION DOLLARS?! DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY?!?! Dan: Erm....well you see, I don't have that kind of money. I just credited ACW with the bill. Kevin: ...... Kevin's face is a picture, it's as though his entire face has melted off the skull.Dan: What?! Kevin: Did you not REALISE how much it would cost to get an ad at the Superbowl, at the highest peak attendance?! OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO COST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!! ACW can't afford this!! You're going to put loads of people out of a job!!!! Dan looks at the floor, as though he's been told off, and he looks a bit upset. Kevin's face is red, and it wouldn't be that much of a surprise if he slapped Dan.Dan: Yeah well, the NFL sucks anyways. Later dude. Kevin: Late-wait WHAT?! COME BACK HERE!! Kevin's words fall on deaf ears as Dan leaves the locker room, with a skip in his stride. But spending $12mil of the company's money? A certain chairman won't be best pleased when he returns from his holidays....
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:46:08 GMT -5
Match 1:[glow=red,2,300]Mikaru vs Mr. Red [/glow] Credit: [glow=red,2,300]Mikaru Daiety & Mr. Red[/glow]
The scene returns, as Mr. & Mrs. Red stand in the ring "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses playing over the PA. The song fades out for "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor hits the PA. Mikaru walks out and performs his enterance.
The referee signals the bell as both Mr. Red and Mikaru walks towards each other talking smack. Mikaru throws the first right hook, Mr. Red retaliates. The fight continues as Mr. Red pushes Mikaru back to the corner.
The Referee calls for the break as Mr. Red moves away and strikes Mik as he comes out of the corner. Mr. Red continues to pound on Mik. As Mik wobbles a bit. Mr. Red heads to the corner to finish this match off.
Mikaru turns to see Mr. Red leap off and Mik steps sideways catching Mr. Red on his shoulders, Mik gets ready to perform his Lights Out as Mrs. Red stands up on the apron, Mikaru drops Mr. Red, not noticing him sliding out of the Ring and grabs a Bat. Mikaru Walks over to Mrs. Red telling her to get down as Mr. Red slides in and Mrs Red slides out. Mr. Red slams his bat into the back of Mikaru's head sending the superstar to the mat. The ref signaling for another bell ending the match, as he continues his assault hitting Mikaru in the ribs, the arms, and legs as the scene changes to one of backstage.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:49:33 GMT -5
Segment - Macho Interview (Credit: RDK) We return from commercials to see the titantron flicker up with Macho Man RDK backstage on screen w/Kevin Anderson. Macho has grown back his goatee since Saturday, and is sporting his coveted International title. His sunglasses glimmer from light reflected by the fixtures hanging from the ceiling, and he has that same Macho look on his face. The crowd is excited for what RDK has to say to them. Kevin: Ladies and gentlemen I am here with Macho Man RDK, who is still ACW's International Champion! "Macho Man, Macho Man, Macho Man!" Edison: The Champion's crowd support is disgustingly unmatched! McNally: There ain't anything disgusting about popularity, Edison! Macho Man RDK takes a deep breath and raises his head to look at the ceiling, Kevin Anderson continues to speak. Kevin: Macho, Saturday you lost your match against Jake Steele! But somehow you are still the International Champ! How can this be? Macho: ...Ya see Kevin, what it is...is what it is! Macho Man RDK was NOT pinned in Saturday's Triple Threat matchup...and if Jemima is my witness, that should constitute my retaining of the championship, should it not? Kevin: Well I think... Macho: ----IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, BRUD! A deafening laughter and army of cheers echo throughout the arena. The Macho Man is truly an immortal. Macho: Now the Mach' had not known somebody changed the stipulation of my match! You can believe dat! But at the end of the day brud, whoever made the call...WHOEVER MADE THAT DECISION...made it for a reason! I by all means will offer Mr. Steele a rematch for my title any time! But for now The Mach' has other matters to attend to, and is still the champ! YEAAH! RDK takes off his sunglasses, pulling the mic from Kevin's hand. He then looks straight into the camera, adjusting the strap on his shoulder. Macho: Now the Mach has noticed that there are a few restless jabronis who want a title shot out there, and he can respect that, Ooooh yeaah...there is a desire for prestige....a want for gold! YEAH! I CAN DIG IT! But the bottom line is, that you got to prove yourself to the mach before you can dance with the Mach! I'm talking to you, Jason Freeman! You want to tango sometime? Let's do it. Until then brud, brush your teeth! RDK hands the mic back to Kevin Anderson, who quickly shoots out another question... Kevin: Macho, people are still asking about Thunderkiss. You two did not settle anything at Saturday's PPV! What does this mean for the future between you two? Macho: I'll tell you as simple as I know how to, Kev! Mach' and Kiss... RDK wags his index finger side to side. Macho: -It ain't over! Not by a long shot. The crowd, split in their favoritism of the two mega-superstars, begin to chant.... RDK!
THUNDERKISS! RDK! THUNDERKISS! RDK! THUNDERKISS! RDK!THUNDERKISS!RDK!THUNDERKISS!RDK!THUNDERKISS!RDK!Macho puts his palm to the camera, and eventually the noise level settles. He cocks a Macho eyebrow before pointing at the camera. Macho: The Macho Man has an important announcement to make out in that ring later tonight, bruds! You're all gonna see it REAL soon, so stick around...grab some pop-tarts...get cozy...Macho's gonna put on a show for ya! OoOoH YEAAAAH! And with that, RDK drops the mic on the ground - leaving the stunned Kevin Anderson alone with the camera before it fades out....
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:49:50 GMT -5
Segment:[glow=red,2,300] Revenge will be Sweet[/glow] Credit: [glow=red,2,300]Mikaru[/glow]
ACW returns to see Mikaru limping down the hallway, holding an Icepack on the back of his head.
Kevin: Mikaru! Mikaru!
Mikaru stops and rolls his eyes, he turns to face Kevin.
Mik: What?!
Kevin: I just wanted to know, how do you feel about Mr. Reds actions.
Mik:How do I feel? HOW DO I FEEL?! IT WAS AN EMPTY VICTORY THATS HOW I FEEL! You know what-I'll be fine Next week. Mr. Red made the first move tonight, and next week, I want him in a rematch...and I'll show him how different we are...not just in skill and power...but how I can play a vengance game as well
Kevin: Really?
Mikaru nods and limps off the camera walking towards his locker room.
End Scene
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:50:21 GMT -5
Segment - Glimpse of history? [/b] Credit - encryptic The scene is set in the new addition of ACW's hallway, the locker room of it's next big icon, Brent "Badger" Garland. The cameraman focuses on the outside to show the doorway in a closer glimpse before knocking to let the occupant know of his arrival. After a few seconds of silence, a voice booms out of the other side of the closed passageway, a semi angry and boastful voice... [/i] Brent Garland - Don't even think about it! The cameraman seems taken aback as evidence of his camera shaking being shown. He catches himself shortly though before knocking once more, the voice returning as if on cue, the door knob now turning with a clicking noise following close. [/i] Brent Garland - I know why you're here, and if you don't step back while I open the door, I'm going to beat th...
You're not... Oh hell, there's a camera in your hands!
Look buddy, you're not who I thought you were, but you're also not getting anything out of me about my match! Garland goes to shut the door, the cameraman getting ready to turn away until it catches him stopping short and looking back with a devilish grin... [/i] Brent Garland - You know... I actually do have a few things to say to Chris, now that I've gotten a good five seconds to think about it!
Yeah, it was that quick! Roll footage and get ready for a video reel worth your weight in gold buddy! With that, the cameraman complies, Garland psyching himself up, looking off into the distance, and letting out a short sigh before glaring into the lens... Brent Garland - If you were to recall ACW's greatest moment, what would it be? Considering the history behind this damn place, there are a lot of choices... If you were an idiot.
No, no, no. The greatest moment is when I stooped down to their level to show them how much they suck! The greatest moment is when they signed me to an open contract and set me up against a man from my past... A man who could possibly have the same mindset as me, but might not want to let everyone adventure into his head and show it all off. Garland nods in place before stretching and keeping his contact with the camera... [/i] Brent Garland - "The Harlem Superman" ... I believe that's who he is now... The Harlem superman that I know however, he used to work for me!
I was in charge of GWF's talent, putting the best against the best to see who would make it into the higher cards and one day face off against the talent that gave them life! ... You all know the story about GWF however, but I bet you don't know about the ECF just as much.
In it's dying days, the ECF was left with one last defense against it's fall, a man that you all know as Chris Phenomenal, a man who, after working for me, I spent some time working for him...
Chris was a visionary, and now he's stuck in the same boat as I... Working in a worthless federation for a paycheck... At least, he won't tell you that's why he's here! Just take my word though, I know all about my upcoming opponent and I'm sure he knows what to expect!
You see, the ECF was the place for extreme, a place that left it's fair share of scars into my skin, a place where I once headlined the extreme division as it was called, damaging and tossing people through anything and everything! Garland breathes in with a smug look as if enjoying the conversation he's having. He raises his head with pride as he continues with his statements... Brent Garland - Chris is a tough S.O.B. and this match will be nothing but better than everything you've seen so far... I'm in it by the way, instant five stars you know!?
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After all the time we've known one another, it's about damn time we got to fight! I've been wanting to set him strait in his place for a long time, this looks to be nothing but an opportunity to display my message!
I'm here to do wrestling justice. This place needs me more than I need it... Hell I wouldn't even be working here if I didn't want to tear it down from the inside... A little enjoyment if you would!
Badger laughs out loud before catching himself and humbly returning the world to his voice. [/i] Brent Garland - I get to fight Superman, and Chris already knows that I'm his kryptonite! Let's see what he gives as I show you all why I'm entitled to gloat as much as I do!
ACW knows it doesn't deserve me, and you all get to see why... Aren't you just the lucky bunch of jack-offs? Now get the hell out of my face! With that, the door is slammed shut on the man who watched the display first hand, Garland returning to whatever he was up to, the cameraman ending the scene by cutting the feed... [/i] [/center]
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:51:06 GMT -5
Match 2: Chris Phenomenal vs. Brent Garland--One Fall to a Finish
This match was the ACW debut of both men, and despite having been in a variety of federations throughout the years with each other, they had never squared off prior to this match. Both men were looking to make an impact in their debut, Brent showing other federations what they missed out on and Chris looking to prove he is worth all the hype he has generated. With Chris outweighing Garland by seventy pounds it was interesting to see how Garland would counter the obvious size advantage.
The Beginning [/u] With both men in the ring, the noticeable size difference was clearly evident. It started off with Garland initiating a collar and elbow tie up, Chris turned it around into a side head lock but was quickly pushed off by Garland into the ropes. On the rebound Chris connected with a standing shoulder block knocking Garland over. Garland did a back roll however and emerged back on his feet taking all the momentum from Chris and increasing it as he hit’s the ropes. He came off looking to hit a clothesline but Chris had other ideas, side stepping I and, whipping Brent with his free hand sending him into the ropes again. As he rebounded again, this time Chris hit’s a back body drop. Garland landed on his feet however and as Chris turns around Brent looked to catch him with a roundhouse kick but Chris had him scouted well and ducked out of the way as Garland spun around and the two looked at each other, neither having gained the advantage up to that point. The two men circled each other before Chris put out one hand to engage in a wrist lock. As soon as Badger took it however Chris immediately jumped in taking a hold of the arm with his other hand and turning his back to Brent before taking him down with an Ippon Seoinage. The frenetic pace of the match calmed as Chris slowed things down with a reverse chin lock and dug his knee into the back of Garland. Chris had the hold in tight as Brent squirmed, trying to free himself as the referee checked to make sure it wasn’t a choke hold. After a minute in the hold Badger gathered his strength and fired a reverse elbow to the head loosening the hold. Badger than reverted to some Greco-Roman style wrestling, taking the leg out forcing Chris to let go, before floating over the top and turning Chris before putting him into a front face lock, taking control of the match. The MiddleGarland continued to try and rip the face off of Chris with the front face lock but Chris would not give in. Every time he tried to get to his feet however Badger would sprawl out and take Chris down again. Finally Chris was able to make his way to his feet as his face was cherry red and fired a hard right to the stomach of Garland, loosening the hold enough so he could connect with a European uppercut that was able to break it and send Brent stumbling back. Chris went for an Irish whip, but Garland reversed it sending Chris into the ropes, and charged after him, catching him off guard with a knee lift flipping him over. Chris got to his feet but Brent took him down with a clothesline. Chris was slower to get up than usual and Badger picked him up before slamming him down with a big scoop slam and a running senton that got a long two count. Garland picked Chris up to his feet before Chris bats the arm away and fires a right to the skull before Brent crumples him with a knee lift, and then a big knee to the head, and another backing Chris up against the ropes. Garland grabbed a hold of Chris and whipped him across the ring before he ducked a clothesline attempt by Chris trying to catch him off guard. As Chris hit the ropes for a second time Brent stepped up and before Chris had a chance to realize what was about to happen Garland had him locked in tight with a sleeper hold. Chris tried to fight out of the hold but Garland had it in tight and Chris started to fade away. The EndChris was down to one knee and looked to be out as the referee raises his arm, and it felt to his side. Once again the referee raised his arm, and again it fell to the side. On the third time however Chris was able to catch his arm before it fell down as his faithful, started to cheer him on, willing him to his feet. Chris is able to rise and put Brent in a waist lock and lifted him up before powering him down with a spike backdrop driver, breaking the hold and slamming Garland on the back of his head. Chris placed a hand over Garland and almost won, but Brent threw the shoulder up at two. The two men were both down for a long eight count after, before Chris finally used the ropes to get to his feet. Pausing for a moment for Garland to get up, Chris charged in and then delivered a running elbow smash to his face. Garland got up and Chris went for another smash but Garland ducked it and as Chris came off the ropes on the rebound Garland once again locked in the sleeper hold. It appeared as if the match was over as Chris was barely able to fend it off earlier. Chris however counters the move with a head lock backbreaker snapping Badger against his back causing him to once again break the hold and go careening into the ropes. Chris gets to his feet and grabbed a hold of Brent and put him into a fireman’s carry. Chris started running looking to hit Brent with a Death Valley Driver but Garland wriggled off his shoulders. Chris stopped and turned around and Brent tried to pick Chris up in a fireman’s carry of his own. Chris had none of that however and floated over the top and as Garland turns around is caught with a boot to the midsection doubling him over. Chris grabbed one arm and as he tried to put it into a hammerlock Badger back body dropped Chris breaking the hold. As Chris got to his feet Badger kicked Chris in the gut and mustering impressive strength, lifted Chris and powered him down with a cradle DDT The WinnerBy pinfall following a Cradle DDT… Brent Garland[/u][/I][/center]
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 16:51:59 GMT -5
”Mischief Mainer” Credit: Danny Mainer/? ? Backstage in the ACW arena, Danny Mainer is swaggering around casually doing his day to day bullshitting business getting on everyone’s tits as per usual. The apple of his eye IMMEDIATELY becomes Charlotte King who is looking ever so sexy in a pair of blue denim jeans which accentuate her luscious butt and a tight low-cut top which shows off the absolutely breath-taking rack of Raymond King’s blonde, smart and cute niece Charlotte. She sees Danny and groans as if on cue but she professionally continues to walk towards him. The two staring dead into each others eyes as they head on a one-tracked corridor straight towards each other collide in a daze. It’s the kinda’ shit you’d expect to see in a Cameron Diaz movie but now it’s happening on ACW programming.Danny Mainer: *mocking* ”Oh dear heart I’m so DREADFULLY sorry you walked straight into me. Don’t go to the Women of Wrestling Unions League because the last time that happened I ended up taking the girl complaining on a dinner date and banging the tits off of her!”Charlotte King: “I’m sorry Danny but you are SUCH a pig-headed jerk. You’re sexist, arrogant and cocky and you deliberately barge into me and act like you’re expecting an apology! The only reason I haven’t filed a complaint against you yet is because I actually LIKE having my uncle in a close radius so I can make sure he’s not up to no good!” Danny Mainer: ”To be honest, having ignored every word you just said though. I wouldn’t mind if you tried to sue me so I could do what I did last time and bang your crackin’ rack right off your chest. I’m sorry but you’ve got THE BEST bust I’ve seen in an ACW building. Plus, you’ve got that air of respectability about you which means that nailing you will be more like a leather wallet not a Tesco bag, certainly not in the vein of Rena Matheson.”Charlotte cringes at the thought of even kissing Danny and scrunches up her face in disgust at his lewd remarks. It takes every ounce of self-restraint not to slap Danny right there.Charlotte King: “When did YOU sleep with Rena Matheson?” Danny Mainer: ”I didn’t, I’ve just seen the numerous… NUMEROUS “Rena reveals All” sex tapes and when I was in my first run here I managed to get my hands down her pants for a few seconds in my debut match. Definitely like sticking your hand through the Star Gate. I got a high-five from McGyver on the other side, it was sweet!”She groans and face-palms at the nerdiness of comparing a human vagina to The Stargate and is just taking solace in the fact that she’s been giving a “trophy of honour”. At least, in the male world.Charlotte King: “I’m going, you’re disgusting and it’s fitting really seeing as you’re always hanging around with my uncle. I wonder sometimes what kind of man you’d be if you WEREN’T connected with my uncle!” Danny Mainer: ”I’d probably be a tiny bit more sexually frustrated then I already am!”Charlotte storms off in disgust before she can process the mental images of Danny and her uncle in hardcore supersex. Danny smirks as he tauntingly wiggles a pink Samsung cell phone behind her back which he’d obviously taken from her pocket during the bump. Danny’s gloating over with he then wandered off back to his locker room as quick as possible to see Raymond and to manipulate this situation to the best of his abilities. Upon arriving in his comfortable abode a few minutes later he launched himself onto the couch shocking the living daylights of Ray who was listening to porno soundtracks on his iPod. He turned and attempted to slap Danny but got one to the face for his trouble. He yanks his headphones out of his grungy old man ears and stares Danny in the face.Raymond King: ”What do you want, idiot?”Danny waves the phone he just stole in his face tauntingly and Ray’s eyes widen with excitement.Raymond King: ”You do realize what we’ve been blessed to do with this deadly tool right?”Danny Mainer: ”Order a pizza and waste her credit on phone sex and prank calls?”Raymond King: ”No, but you’re in the right ball park. Send someone a REAL dirty text! As juvenile as it is, I haven’t had the chance to mess with my dear old niece like I normally do and this is the perfect way to kick it off.”Danny Mainer: ”Sweeeeet.”Danny flips the phone up and instinctively heads to the Create New Message. He starts typing up some disgusting dirty talk which will go to a random victim as is indicated by the shuffle button installed on her phone. Danny can’t contain his laughter as the obscenities cascade and soon he has an essay written up. He hits send and it flies off into through the airwaves where it will soon be in the inbox of one of the ACW roster.Danny Mainer: ”Alright it’s sent.”Raymond King: ”What the hell did you write man?”He shows him the screen and Raymond’s eyes light up like a kid on Christmas as he smirks and snickers at every line he reads.Raymond sprays spit everywhere as he cackles like a maniac. He HAS to follow up on this. The two head out of the locker room and jog down the corridor at a rapid pace towards Charlotte King’s locker-room.
The camera cuts to a dressing room, focusing in on another phone which lies casually on top of a gym bag. In the background, someone can be heard singing quietly to themselves…#Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with Dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two….#The singing is interrupted by the phone frantically starting to bleep and vibrate. Footsteps approach and a hand comes in to shot, picking up the phone. The phone disappears, as some button pressing is heard, followed by a moment of silence.
The camera cuts out in to the hallway, where everything is quite. But only for a moment. The door to the dressing room flies open, crashing against the wall with a massive bang, as Dave Shadow comes bounding out, nearly tripping and flying in to a wall as he does so. A random backstage worker comes walking towards him, but Dave is obviously in a hurry; he runs full steam in to him, sending the man and a load of papers up in the air. Dave clambers back to his feet quickly, not waiting to see if the guy is ok!
Danny and Raymond also dart in between random interns until they finally swerve the corner into the Non-Wrestling locker rooms. They quickly dart back as they see someone approaching towards the door. Danny shoves Ray back around the corner and tells him to shush as he struggles to stay quiet himself and then, like a deadly ninja he peers around the corner only for a flash of a second where he sees something that he has to punch himself in the ribs to NOT laugh at. Tears erupt down Danny’s face as he bursts into hushed laughter as Ray also peers around to see Dave Shadow, tearing round another corner and charging up to the women’s dressing room door. Danny and Ray are wetting themselves with laughter like a 5 year old boy who’s just farted during a test.
Dave takes a moment finally to compose himself, slicking back his hair and checking his clothes and breath. He puts on a big (yet slightly perverted) smile, and walks in through the door, not bothering to knock….Dave Shadow: ”Girl, have I got something sweet for you!”The feminine screams (Dave’s included) and the loud bangs that follow have Danny and Ray on the floor rolling around like morons, their sides in agony at their juvenile pranks as we start to fade to black.FADE Additional Credit; Dave.
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