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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:01:10 GMT -5
Ambition Jack Jefferson/Dave Shadow/Jonny Spade
The lights in the ACW Arena dim and the crowd rise to their feet, the boos booming, as “Next Episode” by Dr Dre hits the speakers. Jack Jefferson walks through the curtain soon after and the lights return to normal. Jefferson is wearing casual clothing; a pair of dark wash jeans, a navy blue t-shirt with a random orange design emblazoned on it, and a pair of bright white trainers. In his right hand there is a microphone so it’s clear that he’s out here to talk, and the fans don’t seem to pleased with the prospect and start chanting “Jonny Spade!” over and over again.
Jefferson smirks at this and his strut down the ramp becomes even more exaggerated as a result. As he gets near to the ring a fan leans over the barrier and waves his homemade Jonny Spade sign in Jefferson’s face. It is quickly snatched from his hands and Jefferson looks at the hand drawn image of Jonny’s “Ace of Spades” symbol with bemusement on his face before smirking and tearing it in half, tossing the pieces in the fan’s direction. The people in attendance are clearly unimpressed with this action and the “Jonny Spade” chant increases in volume as Jefferson rolls into the ring. He stands in the centre of the ring, waiting for the chanting to die down so he can speak without shouting.
Jefferson: You people are so damn ignorant. It actually unbelievable, it really is. Do you honestly think I’m out here to talk about Jonny Spade? No! Seeing as you all seem to be forgetful, let me remind you...I...beat...him...already!
The crowd boo this, one or two even attempt to start a “Used the Ropes” chant but it doesn’t really catch on as people don’t seem able to get in sync for the chant.
Jefferson: No, I’m here to talk about someone else and not some has-been leaching off my popularity! I’m here to talk to a man who had a massive Ragnarok, who had a huge announcement to make at that Pay Per View. I’m here to talk to you about...Dave Tyler! Or...is it Shadow now?
The crowd boo the mocking sneer that has appeared on Jefferson’s face who doesn’t even have enough respect to get Dave Shadow’s name right.
Jefferson: See Dave, when you came to this ring and offered to let these people in on your ‘big secret’ you were forgetting one thing...nobody gives a fuck! You see, they wouldn’t care if your name was Tyler, Shadow, or Mister fucking Magoo!! But, hey, at least you gave everyone a piss break so congratulations for that!
Jefferson is clearly extremely pleased with himself and he pauses to soak up the “approval” of the fans who boo vehemently and chant “Shut the fuck up!” at him as his trademark smirk covers his face.
Jefferson: Let’s be honest here though, Dave, I’m not interested in you...I’m interested in that shiny belt you now wear around your waist. See, you and that other no name Chris Williams engaged in your “Entertainment Series” and, don’t get me wrong, it was entertaining but, once again, you forgot something. I am the single most entertaining man in this whole company so and Entertainment Challenge that doesn’t include Jack Jefferson is simply a contest for the wooden spoon. The fact that it was for the Entertainment Title sickens me and soon enough I will rectify that mistake!
Don’t get me wrong Dave; I understand the talent you possess and, trust me, I paid close attention to that ladder match between you and your good buddy Chris Williams. I was impressed, and that in itself is an achievement, but I soon realised that you’re not up to my level. You’re good but you’re not good enough!!
“Into the Darkness” by Disturbed hits and the crowd leaps to their feet, the cheering explosive for Dave Shadow. In the ring, Jefferson smirks as if he was expecting to be cut short and he turns to face the AlphaTron. It isn’t long before Shadow appears on the stage, mic in hand and Entertainment Title around his waist. He looks calm, with his ever present cheeky smile across his face. His music dies down, allowing him to talk…. Dave: Ladies and gentlemen, the founder, chairman and only member of the Jack Jefferson fan club! Lets hear a round of applause. Jack, congratulations. You won your match at Ragnorak, and yeah, when someone goes back and checks the record books, they’ll see that on that night, you picked up a victory over Jonny Spade. Sure, the way you won may be questionable, but a win is a win right? And wins put you in line for title shot. I am presuming that’s where you are going with your little monologue, right?Dave pauses for a moment, a questioning look on his face. He shrugs and starts to walk down the ramp. The crowd cheer at the possibility of seeing these two square off right here, right now. Dave: You want to come out here and start running your mouth about how Jack Jefferson’s name is synonymous with Entertainment? That’s fine. And Hey! You’ve got a fair claim to your boasts as well. I’ve seen how you wrestle. I’ve seen how you carry yourself in the ring. And I’ll admit that despite the fact I may not agree with things you say, you’ve got a whole load of talent. But see this title?Dave climbs up on the ring apron, and takes the title belt from around his waist. He climbs through the ropes and holds the title in the air… Dave: I’ve worked hard for it Jack. I’ve put my body on the line and I fought for it. I did everything in my power, and when it was all said and done, I walked out of Ragnorak as the champion. Who do you think you are, coming out here and trying to undermine that achievement? I’m proud of the title, and I can say that I am proud to be a champion here in ACW. Being a champion here means that I can come out here and know that I can entertain those fans each and every night. Thats what a true champion is all about. Knowing that when he fights, the fans will enjoy it. The cheers. The chants. The cries, both happy and sad. I know that what I do makes those people happy that they forked out their money to be here tonight. I know that those people are being entertained.
So JACK! You want to come out here and start questioning my ability to entertain? Fine. But you better be able to back up your words. I know I can. That’s why they called me The Candyman. Because I was a sweet talker who always came through with the goods when I had to. I’m not going to hide behind groups or abuses of power or anything like that. I’m going to be a fighting champion Jack. You want to prove you are the “single most entertaining man in the whole company”? Fine. That’s what this title is about.Just then as it looks like Dave was about to say something else one more theme song hits and it’s that of Jonny Spades, which gets the fans in the arena go ballistic. Although moments after the music hits he doesn’t show up. And this puts a confused look on everybody’s faces along with Jefferson’s and Dave’s. However a bright spotlight shines down on a spot in the audience which happens to be where the Ace of Spade himself is standing. He has a mic in hand and begins to speak.Jonny: You know, it’s been awhile since I got to meet some of my fans so I thought I’d meet some of them now.Cheap pop from the fans. Fuck Yea!
Jonny high fives some of the fans while others reach out to pat him on the back or just try to touch him as he walks down the aisle to towards the ring.Jonny: You know Jeff…Dave is right somewhat. When someone does look up the pay per view records they will see “Ragnorak 2009 Jack Jefferson beat Jonny Spade by pin fall.” The crowd begins to boo.Jonny : They will think.. “*GASP* Jonny lost? But he is so cool and awesome!” And then they read on they will be relieved because they will see in the record books the asterisk beside the match “Jonny lost because Jefferson is too much of a wuss that he needed to use the ropes because Jonny is so much stronger that he would have kicked out of anything that you tried to do to me.The crowd cheers and laughs as Jonny reaches the barrier and hops over it and goes into the ring. He stands in front of Dave who was standing face to face with Jack.Jonny: So Jeff what I am trying to say here is that I am no through with you just yet, just because you pinned me with the help of the ropes does not make you better than me. So straight up, I want a rematch. With you.Jefferson doesn't look pleased, but not exactly surprised either. For a split second the smirk is wiped off his face but he is quick to rectify that and he fixes his smirk back on his features before responding.
Jefferson: Look, Spade, I beat you plain and simple - make all the excuses you want but if you wanna step into the ring with someone of my calibre you need to fucking well earn it! I hate to disappoint you Jonny boy but I get my sights on bigger things than washed up old has-beens! That title is what I really want and, trust me, I'm gonna get it!!
Jefferson drops his mic and barges past Spade, staring out both him and Shadow as he exits the ring. "Next Episode" by Dr Dre hits to emphasise the finality of his statement and he smirks inwardly as he struts up the ramp. He doesn't look back and walks through the curtain, leaving Spade and Shadow behind in the ring.
Fade to Black
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:01:42 GMT -5
Match 4: DOUBLE PENATRATION v. THE FAITH [/size] FOR THE STRAPS![/size][/center] It's time for some tag team action, dog! The lights dim and the arena gets pretty dark. Camera flashes go off as the dark hymn of The Faith slowly begins to play. The fans boo loudly as Miseria Cantare by AFI begins to play. The heavy drum beats continue to blare until Evans and Wayde step out from behind the curtain to a heavy chrous of boos. Evans smirks a cocky grin as we see he is stiched up from his bloody match at Ragnarok. LOVE...YOUR HATE.. YOUR..FAITH LOST.. YOU...ARE NOW... ONE...OF US! [/size][/color] The two slowly walk down the ramp. Evans walks behind Wayde who looks eager to show his master his true value. As Wayde slides into the ring, he holds the ring ropes open for Evans. Evans enters the ring as a single spotlight shines on Evans. He throws his arms out to the side in a Christ-like pose as Wayde stands to the left of him with his head bowed. Evans grins as he lifts his head up. The lights go back to normal until... LICK IT UP! LICK IT UP! OHHHHHHHHHH IT'S ONLY RIGHT NOW! LICK IT UP! LICK IT UP! OHHHHHHHHHHH WOAHH YEAH! LICK IT UP! LICK IT UP! OHHHHHHHHH COME ON, COME ON! [/size][/color] The fans in the ACW arena go insane as their Tag Team champions make their way to the ring area. Fallen Souls and Thunderkiss burst out from behind the curtain with the titles thrown over their shoulders. Thunderkiss and Fallen Souls nod their heads to the song as they make their way down the ramp. Wayde and Evans simply watch each other as we see Wayde has removed his black coat. Evans is still wearing his black trench coat. Thunderkiss and Fallen Souls slap a few fans hands as they continue to jam out to the classic Kiss song. As they enter the ring, the referee takes the titles from the team and shows them to The Faith. Wayde grins, knowing this is his chance, however Evans cannot takes his eyes off of Fallen Souls and Thunderkiss. The referee pats all four men down and calls for the bell. Fallen Souls and 'Kiss talk a bit of strategy and decide that they will send in Fallen Souls to do battle with Evans first. The bell rings and Evans waste no time going after Fallen. The two lock up and Evans drops him with a quick drop toe hold. Evans slaps on a headlock, but Fallen stands up and pushes Evans into the ropes. Fallen ducks under a clothesline and Evans ducks under an elbow to the face. Evans bounces off of the ropes once more and drills Fallen in the face with a dropkick. Evans gets back up on his feet and throws Fallen into the turnbuckle. Evans runs after him, looking for a clothesline in the corner, but Fallen moves. Evans now finds himself in the corner as Fallen runs and executes a beautiful Monkey Flip which sends Evans halfway across the ring. Evans gets up and turns only to get hit with a sick spinning wheel kick! Evans stumbles back into the corner and winces a bit. Fallen Souls runs from the other side of the ring and looks fora charging knee attack, but Evans moves out of the way! With Fallen on the top rope, Evans grabs him and looks for a powerbomb..but Fallen reverses it into a Hurricanrana which sends Evans flying into his corner! The crowd cheers as Evans looks pissed. He tags in Wayde as Fallen knows he is getting the best of Evans tonight. Wayde grins and locks up with Fallen. Fallen throws Wayde into his corner and begins to chop away at his chest as Thunderkiss grins. Kiss calls for the tag. He gets it. Thunderkiss now begins to chop away at Wayde. With every chop, a "wooo!" from the crowd. Thunderkiss looks pumped as he sends Wayde into the ropes. Evans tags himself in, and Thunderkiss doesn't even know it! Thunderkiss levels Wayde with a big boot and turns around to taunt Evans. However, Evans leaps off of the top ropes and catches Wayde right in the face with a spinning wheel kick of his own! It doesn't even take the powerhouse down though! Thunderkiss staggers into the ropes. Evans runs from the other side of the ring and dropkicks Thunderkiss right in the chest. The 353 pounder barley moves! Evans looks stunned! Thunderkiss suddenly grabs Evans by the neck and throws him into the ropes. Evans comes off of the ropes and Thunderkiss slams him down with a side slam! Evans holds his back as he reaches to tag Wayde back in. Kiss grins and picks up Evans however and sticks his head under his arm. Suplex with authority! Thunderkiss grins and covers Evans, but Evans gets his foot on the rope at the count of two. Thunderkiss shakes his head and tags in Fallen Souls. Fallen grins and begins to kick away at Evans. Evans falls to one knee and Fallen looks to hit him with a Shining Wizard! Evans moves out of the way though! And in the nick of time, tags in his partner, Wayde! Wayde gets the hot tag and flies into the ring, taking Fallen's head off with a clothesline. He runs off of the ropes and drops an elbow right across Fallen's chest. He pins him but only gets a two count! What a shame. Wayde picks up Fallen and throws him into the corner. He stands up and does the ten count punch. He leaps off and picks up Fallen and drops him with a scoop slam. He runs off of the ropes and looks for a leg drop, but Fallen moves out of the way at the very last moment. Fallen runs off of the ropes, only to get nailed in the back of the head with an elbow from Evans on the apron. Fallen turns around, only to get nailed in the face with a hard forearm. Fallen, now stunned, turns around and gets hit in the face with a stiff punch. Fallen is rocking a bit now as Kiss cheers him on. Wayde fires away with a fury of lefts and rights. Fallen ducks one and suddenly decks Wayde with a shuffle side-kick! Wayde falls to the ground and Evans shakes his head. Suddenly, Evans walks to the stairs and walks off of the apron. He soon begins to walk up the ramp, not turning around. Kiss and Fallen both look confused but they'll take it nonetheless. Evans stops at the top of the ramp and turns around. Wayde looks pretty messed up right about now. Fallen looks somewhat puzzelled still, but picks up Wayde nonetheless. Thunderkiss calls for Fallen to tag him in to finish Wayde off but Fallen shakes his head "no". Fallen eyes down Evans. Evans returns the favor, staring him down as well. Fallen holds Wayde's hair in his hand. Fallen Souls kicks Wayde in the gut and picks him up on his shoulders, all the time while eyeing down Evans. There it is! SOUL TRANSFER! Fallen Souls pins Wayde as the referee drops down and counts the three count. Souls still stares down Evans as the ref counts. Uno! Dos! ADIOS! This one is over! Fallen Souls stands up and celebrates with Thunderkiss, yet still continues to stare down Evans at the top of the ramp. Evans smirks and walks behind the curtain as Kiss and Fallen celebrate.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:02:54 GMT -5
Segment: Isn't it fun to meet new people Credit: Josh Robertson, Dan White
The camera cuts to a shot of Josh Robertson re-entering the backstage area from ringside and heading towards the locker room area. He ignores the objects around him as he passes by with an air of focus about him. This almost causes him bump into a hispanic cleaning lady, having not noticed the mop being dragged across the floor. With a hispanic lady cursing at him in Mexican in tow, Robertson continues. He reaches the locker room area finally, however is stopped in his tracks as Dan White emerges around the corner with his best friends, The Royles in tow. Dan White: Cute promo.
White and The Royles snigger amongst themselves whilst Robertson raises an eyebrow. Josh Robertson: Why thank you. Sorry, what was your name again?
Dan White: Check your list, blud.
Josh Robertson: Again sorry, but the web page didn't give nobodies pictures.
Dan White: Ah, that'd explain why you don't have one either then, eh?
Josh Robertson: Possibly.
As Robertson finishes both are clearly eyeing each other up. The Royles stay stood behind Dan as he tries to feel out the fresh meat a bit more. Dan White: So I'm guessing you're that new tosser who reckons he's actually worth something more than a curtain jerker. Nice to see that you finally managed to beat Cheng at the 10th attempt, and now you're going around thinking you're the big cheese? You're getting to big for your boots, mate.
Josh Robertson: I think you'll find my boots are 16s, so that's doubtful. And for the record it was the 3rd.
Dan White: Haha, you're such a spastic. It's a manner of speech, you mong.
Josh Robertson: Good for you.
Dan White: So who's next on "The Big Bad List"? Are you going to go through ACW by alphabetical order or something, so you get a Fallout jobber to beat?
Robertson glances at the two men standing behind Dan as he looks to becoming agitated by this delay.
Josh Robertson: It depends.
Dan White: On what?
Josh Robertson: Whether you class yourself as a Fallout Jobber or not.
Dan White: Haha, it looks like Robertson's finally grown himself a pair. Congrats, softcock.
Josh Robertson: Sorry to be a spoil sport, but I have more important things to do than exchange childish insults with you. Like watch paint dry.
Dan White: Aw, but I was just getting warmed up!
Josh Robertson: Tough luck then, eh.
Dan smirks as Robertson pushes by past him and The Royles and heads down the hallway towards his locker room. Robertson may of been playing the cool card but it was quite clear the jibing from White was having an effect.
Fade to black.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:03:14 GMT -5
Talking Points Dan White The segment opens up, and there's another pop as we see Dan White, Ivor Biggin, and Pat McGroin sitting in Dan's locker room, all drinking a can of Carlsberg. Crap beer maybe, but it hits the spot. Interesting though that whilst other wrestlers would drink some caffeine drink or energy drink before a match, Dan chooses to fill his body with alcohol. Ah well, whatever floats the boat, I guess.
Dan takes a sip out of the can, and begins to speak.Dan: Right then lads. What have you got for me? Biggin begins to speak, as McGroin takes a big sip out his drink.Biggin: Right, well Zero is gonna be a bit rocked cos of what happened at Ragnarok, yeah? So I don't know, I think he's gonna be in two minds for the match tonight. McGroin: Yeah, like he'll probably think that Steele or XS3 are gonna interfere and cost him the match, or something. Biggin looks over at his twin brother, with malice in his eyes.Biggin: Do you want to not interrupt me? McGroin looks back at his brother, scowling at himMcGroin: Fuck you boyo! Fuck you! Do you want this can rammed up your arsehole?! The duo get up on their feet and begin to scuffle, as Dan rolls his eyes, and orders them to stop.Dan: Oi, you two, shut the fuck up and sit back down before I kick both your arses! Biggin shoves McGroin back, and McGroin is almost ready to retaliate, but instead snorts and sits back down in a bad mood. Biggin also follows, but then starts to raise his voice again.Biggin: Oh blud, you knocked over my can! Dan rolls his eyes again.Dan: Fuck's sake, I bought this crate. Just get another one and get on with it. Dan sighs as Biggin takes another can.Dan: Anyways, tactics. What should I go for. McGroin: Well basically, go for his head. Senator rocked him up a little bit, and if he's going to be looking over at the titantron every two minutes, it'll be a perfect chance to take him. Knock his head about, get him more confused, BAM! Stunt Bomb. Biggin: Or BAM! Chair shot. McGroin: That could work too. Dan smiles as he starts doing arm stretches.Dan: All right then, I best be getting ready. Got an interview with Charlotte coming up soon. Biggin: Have a good one. Dan gets up off his feet, stretching his hamstring for a couple of moments before leaving his room.
Fade Out.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:03:31 GMT -5
Segment: THE DYNASTY REUNITED (Sorta...) (Credit: Freeman/Hughes)
The camera fades in to a backstage area, to show the Television Champion, Jason Freeman making his way down the hallway. At Ragnarok he was able to defeat Mr. Red in a brutal street fight, but perhaps he is dissatisfied as he hoped to completely demolish him, and Red did significant damage. The top of his head is bandaged, as he was busted open early in their Ragnarok match, but he is looking to be in fairly good condition otherwise.With no match tonight, he knows that he should be 100% when he has to step in the ring once more.
He rounds the corner, and then stops…looking off screen. To who could he possibly be looking at? The camera begins to pan wide, and reveals…Jonny Hughes! The two men look at each other, their expressions unreadable. A good few seconds go by as the two consider each other. Freeman is the first to speak.
Freeman: Well, then. Jonny Hughes. It's been quite a while since we've last spoken to one another.
Hughes: I suppose it was. The last time we spoke was when we were in The Dynasty. That of course fell through once you stubbed your toe, and so yes…I suppose it HAS been a long time.
The toe comment was not thrown in by accident. Hughes seems to be very deliberately provoking Freeman, but Freeman shows no reaction. He keeps the same tone of cordiality that he had started with, and while the two men talk to each other almost like old friends finally encountering each other again, both their tones of voices, and their eyes show the intensity between them. When Freeman finally responds after a bit of a grimace, the tension in his voice is hard to hide, even under the layers of ease that he puts over it.
Freeman: Ah, yes. My injury. Of course, I’m sure you realize that it wasn’t over my toe, but I suppose that’s irrelevant. Hm...The Dynasty. Thank god that THAT fell through.
Hughes: I agree. It would never have worked.
Freeman: Of course not. I mean, we had almost no success as a team. I suppose it’s a blessing I was taken out of action before you dragged me down TOO far.
Hughes: What was that?
Freeman: Oh, come now. You know my goal is to make my way to the top of this federation. I don’t know how a partnership with Jonny Hughes was supposed to help me achieve that. In fact, my tag team with you was probably what was holding me down the MOST, and it’s a good thing that we never attempted to reform once I returned. Oh, no offense, by the way.
Freeman sighs and shakes his head, as if finding the idea that his words could possibly be offensive ridiculous. He gives a half smile as if this has all been one big joke, while at the same time managing to keep that intensity. Hughes is silent for a long time, quite obviously choosing his response carefully, and playing the game just as Freeman did. Neither one of them is eager to break first.
Hughes: Hmph. I was holding you down? Funny you should say that. I mean, if anything the only thing holding you down is the fact that you are quite frankly, and I mean this in the least insulting way possible, worthless, completely inept, and quite frankly not all that talented.
Freeman: Alright. I’d watch your words though. You are talking to a very dangerous man, do you understand? Who knows what damage I did to Red at Ragnarok when I slammed his head right on top of that chair! You are also talking to a very soon to be International Champion, because---
Hughes: International Champion? What…are you kidding me? The only chance you have of holding the International belt is if you steal it.
Freeman: Ha. Look, it is no big secret that out of the two of us, I would clearly end up the victor if we were ever to wrestle. I’m just throwing that out there, but---
Hughes: That’s funny…
Freeman: Hm?
Hughes: Well, it’s just that…you say that, but if I remember correctly the first time you ever got a pinfall loss was from…well…me.
Oooooh…
Freeman: Hmph. How dare you even bring that up as if it still applies. If I remember correctly, I have beaten you since then, and in any case I barely consider any moment before October of this year as valid at all. That is when I became the man that stands in front of you today. I would prefer to look towards the future, rather than dwell in the past. And you know what? You say that I can’t win the International Championship? I COULD have won it at Winter's Discontent if you hadn’t gotten yourself pinned by Dan White.
Oh snap! Hughes glares into Freeman’s eyes. Freeman raises his eyebrows in a manner that is obviously intended to infuriate Hughes, and it seems to have worked. But Hughes regains control of himself, and straightens up, maintaining his dignity as he breaks his glare, and calms down. If Freeman wants to play this game, Hughes is more than ready to return fire.
Hughes: Okay, true. But, you know...what’s that you said earlier? Something about how I dragged YOU down? And you seemed to imply that The Dynasty failed because of ME?
Freeman: Well, that seems to be exactly what I implied. You know, you’re very good at---
Hughes: Funny. We first teamed up with the intention of winning the tag title tournament before Omega Effect. Now I believe…and of course, this may be inaccurate as it was quite a long time ago, but I believe that YOU got pinned in that match. Perhaps we COULD have become tag team champions, had you pulled your weight. It seems that the reason that The Dynasty didn’t reach success was not me, but YOU. It seems that YOU were holding ME down.
And now it is Freeman’s turn to glare. Hughes shrugs his shoulders waiting for a reply, but there isn’t much Freeman can say to defend himself. At least that’s how the fans see it, though clearly Freeman would have an excuse for his speechlessness at the moment. He merely glares at Hughes. Perhaps he would say it wasn’t worth his time anymore, or perhaps he would say that he didn’t think it justified a response, but the fact of the matter is that when he finally opens his mouth he does not respond to Hughes’s comment at all.
Freeman: ...I have places to be.
He glares once more, and then turns and walks down the hallway towards the ring. Hughes looks after him, and then shrugs once again and turns walking down the hallway. In any case, no matter what Freeman says was his reason for breaking off the conversation, Hughes definitely got the last word in.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:04:01 GMT -5
Segment: Title: Arson. Credit: A.C. Evans
Yes. January 31st was a day filled with revenge. Jake Steele was attacked by Jay Zero. But no body really cares about that. The match everyone was talking about was A.C. Evans and Jonny Hughes. In what was called the most disgusting match to ever take place inside of the ACW ring, A.C. Evans prevailed over Jonny Hughes with a low-blow. Evans was last seen being helped up the ramp by his peon, Jeremiah Lynch. Evans smirked a sadistic grin before the cameras cut away. Today, we are taken to the scene of a church. It's Sunday afternoon. It's roughly about 5 to 6 o'clock in the evening. In the church parking lot, we see roughly ten cars. The scene switches to the inside of the church where the pews are virtually empty. The church is beautiful and has obviously been funded by the congregation. A man in a white robe stands behind the alter and looks to be holding up the body of Christ. He kneels before it and the five people in the pews bow their heads.
"Lord, I am not worthy to recieve you; but only say the word and I shall be healed.."
"Amen."[/i]
He bows before the body of Christ and lowers his head. Behind him, we see the holiest object in all of the church, the tabernacle. Above it is the cruifixation of Jesus Christ. Christ made the ultimate sacrafice in hopes of saving mankind.
However, look at these people.
The man sitting in the front row wears a black business suit. His name is Greg Perez. His facial features are strong and he is built like a Greek god. He found Christ at the age of 14 and has proclaimed the works of Christ...but only on Sundays. During the week, Greg here works at a corperate business. Greg works for himself and himself only. Not a person to think twice about stepping on someone's face, Greg is now a millionaire. How much money has he given to the church? Zero dollars. How many people's lives has he ruined? Countless. A hypocrite if I've ever seen one. A man who should truly burn in hell..His time will come.
Two rows behind him sits a woman named Julie Morrison. Julie was raised with Christ in her life. She attended private school just because her family wanted her to learn about Christ. She accepted him as her savior a long time ago. Today, Julie has three children, but no husband. She lives in sin daily. Julie doesn't have much time for church anymore seeing as how her job as a stripper takes up much of her time. Disgusting.
To the right of these two pathetic people sits a young man named Chris Anderson. Chris has just turned the ripe age of 21. At the age of 21, most people go out with friends and drink until they pass out in the middle of the road or something of the sorts. However, Chris is different. He has his prioties in line. Chris doesn't drink and never has. Chris is addicted to herion. But you wouldn't know that because he doesn't have a problem with chastising somebody. A man who knows the Bible inwards and outwards will cite scripture to you in a split second to score some heroin..
The last two people sit in the pew behind Chris. A married couple named Joe and Valerie Carson. Married for five years, the couple has never been happier. Joe and Valerie fell in love in high school and married in the church five years ago. Joe and Valerie just bought their first house together and seem to be on the right track. That is, except for the fact that Joe is cheating on Valerie with Valerie's sister. Valerie is also cheating on Joe with a co-worker. The two have no trouble looking each other in the face and telling each other "I love you". They've made their marriage a mockery and everybody around them sees them for what they are.
And now to the ringleader of this whole pathetic excuse for people.
Father Palmer is a pedophile. A "man of God" nows love to do disgusting things with children. Palmer is willing to go to any lengths to bring in money to his church. At one time, Palmer created a fake fund in which he claimed the money would help missionaries in Mexico. However, he kept the majority of the money, a secret no one knows about. Let's not forget about Father Palmer's intoxicated manslaughter charge. Through his troubled history, Father Palmer has no trouble standing in church and proclaiming that they must repent for their sins and accept Christ as their savior. After he is done with this sermon, he takes Little Billy into the confessional and has some twisted fun. But he repents, so it's okay; according to him.
The blind lead the blind.
We're taking over.
The picture of the inside of the church goes black. Nothing can be seen. But suddenly a voice is heard...
Do you have the gasoline?[/color]
Yes.[/color]
Now...We bring hell to these people.[/color]
Are you sure?[/color]
DO WHAT I SAY![/color]
Yes master...[/color]
Trickles of a liquid, which we presume to be gasoline, are heard falling.
Finish the job, child.[/color]
I can't..[/color]
You're useless. Do it or face the punishment..[/color]
I can't bring myself to do it..[/color]
You don't understand! These people want to die. They want to die like movie stars. They live their lives this way and it must end this way. Their dreams burst into flames. They will hold each other as their dreams burn as they fall. This fire is the truth...I will do it..[/color]
The lighting of a match is heard.
For the wretched must die.[/color]
Suddenly the sound of flames spreading are heard. The black picture suddenly fades back up to the scene of that same church being ingulfed by flames. The screams of the people inside are enough to break glass. The church is being completely destroyed. The people inside are trapped and cannot get out. This is the end for them. As the fire continues to rage, the screaming stops. They have died. In the distance, the wailing sirens of fire trucks are heard. Upon closer examination, we see that there was a bar placed on the door handles, keeping it shut. The fire trucks pull up and the firemen rush out of the truck to battle this fire. As they attempt to put out the flames, a news crew van suddenly pulls up and the back slides open. A camera man and a man holding a boom microphone jump out and get in position to report this to everyone. A blond woman steps in and holds a microphone as they do a late-breaking report.
KAREN LYNN: Ladies and gentlemen, I am Karen Lynn and I'm here at St. Matthew's church located right off Main. As you can clearly see, this church has been burned to the ground. It's a devasting loss as Father Palmer was a man of much respect around this community. As far as we can tell, six people, inlcuding Father Palmer have died inside. Firefighters are attempting to break in right now but were unable to earlier due to the fact that the door was barred closed. My gut feeling tells me that this is a case of Arson. We'll have more on this as it develops..[/color]
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:04:59 GMT -5
”You Fucked Up” Credit: Danny Mainer Tired and exhausted after his hugely competitive match, demon mode Danny is recharging and regular Psycho Butcher is walking backstage clutching the small of his back after the wicked Shadow Step he injured in his match with XS3which practically obliterated his lower ribs. Feeling like someone’s put an anchor inside his stomach he stumbles casually over to the backstage backdrop where he grabs a microphone going on record to the millions and millions of fans at home who wait his public address. He smiles weakly at the camera but even his endurance and cockiness can’t hide the huge amounts of pain he is in after the scrap with Big Man X. The only thing that’s keeping Mainer on his feet is the buzz of being in a 3 on 1 assault against the man who destroyed him at his first Omega Effect.Danny Mainer: ”Well well well, X I have to congratulate you. I was scared for a second that you might actually beat me there but clearly it wasn’t in the cards for you tonight. See, Matt, there’s a big difference between you and I. In fact, there’s several. I’m a little guy with a huge cock and is from a proud nation, I also have THE BEST high-flying assault plan and match strategy in the game right now. YOU on the other hand are a big guy with balls the size of alpini nuts that you get in expensive chocolate bars, you’re from a lame nation that prides itself on hockey and Sasquatch, things that only toothless inbreds and geeks care about and you’re a big tough guy that just can’t hack it in the ring. You instead waste your time pandering around by singing and dancing, making romantic tributes to your fat wife and giving as many cheap pops to your shitty little band as possible within a single show slot. Your antics humiliate not just the industry and ACW but YOURSELF. Where as, while I may not be the nicest guy ever I get things done in the ring and don’t waste peoples times singing My Chem and starting pointless arguments with people superior to you.”Danny pauses again staring deadpan into the camera. You can tell this major burn isn’t over yet.Danny Mainer: ”You can go ahead and jot this down because it’s a lot for your scientifically proven small Canadian brain to take in but the bottom line is this. We DO have something in common. It’s not our hate for Aiden and his Entourage assholery. It’s our lack of common sense, only we differ on that because we take two different takes on the matter. I have no common sense because every night I put EVERYTHING on the line and with my skill and determination I very rarely crash and burn. YOU lack common sense because you’ve got WAY too much pride in you. YOU could’ve been on the A-Train to success right now. Saddling up with Thunder Train and Jay Zero you totally could be a tag champion again and have the pay-cheque to support Christine but no you took the pride way out in the hopes your shitty new album will provide relief in times of economic crisis.”Danny spits in disgust, it splatters on the floor and Danny gets only the more intense.Danny Mainer: ”I’d be careful what moves you make from here on X because if you keep up the way you’re going trying to be the great “White Knight of ACW” you’ll burn out and soon your lack of money making won’t be as much of a problem because you just outright won’t have a wife and kids to feed. Christine will see someone strong, fast, intelligent, witty, cunning, rich and handsome. Someone like Jay Zero or myself and she’ll get rejected for being the used up cumslut of yourself and Durden and Thunderkiss. That is probably how she ended up with a fat ass drunk like yourself X. Sorry if I’m hitting a little close to home but your attitude has hit its last nerve with me. I’m fed up of you and well after the mistake you made at Ragnarok, you deserve everything that Zero and Train are giving you on the tenfold. You’re gonna’ get sent on a Psycho Holiday you never forget! You fucking stupid boy.”Danny storms off camera as the screen turns to black. Strong words for the former failed artist and family man, will he respond or is he too beaten up to reply? Well, whatever. We’ll see sometime won’t we?FADE
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:05:28 GMT -5
The Power of the People Dan White At Ragnarok, Dan White, The Royles, and Duke Cogburn managed to overcome Demon Inc, in a match which surprising saw not Dan White and XS3 as the final two, but Ken Dante and Pat McGroin. In what was a thrilling encounter, a match that matched the classics from the PPV previously, Team Dan ultimately prevailed, and he made a statement to the rest of ACW that he's truly one of the biggest superstars in ACW today.
The segment opens up with cheers as Dan, in his wrestling attire, is stood next to Charlotte, shortly before his main event match with Jay Zero. Charlotte has gone through a bit of a headfuck recently. She wants to be able to talk to Dan so badly about his current situation with Jake Steele being his brother and all, but Dan is very clearly not ready to talk about the situation yet, so she has to reluctantly bide her time.Charlotte: Dan, in just a matter of moments you have one of the biggest matches that ACW has to offer. You vs. Jay Zero. So tell me, and the ACW fans around the world. Did you wish that this match could have been for the ACW World Title, that Zero currently holds? Dan: Well Charlotte, this match being for the World Title does not effect me! Because you see, when Zero and I step into that ring, he knows DAMN well that he's going to be getting a match that is going to shock his very foundations! He KNOWS that I am fitter, stronger, and have a lot more talent than him. He can FEEL the fact that I am going to walk into that ring and walk out with a win over him, and that's all I need to ensure that I am the best wrestler in the company. I don't NEED that title to tell me that. Charlotte: But you've won the Light-Heavyweight Title, the Entertainment Title, the International Title and the Tag Team Titles in ACW. The World Title is the only title to deny you from what would be the ultimate grand slam, a grand slam that currently only holds the club of Jake Cheng, BK London, and Jay Zero. Surely you'd love to be a part of that group? Dan: Well you see Charlotte, the thing is, that I wouldn't be a part of a group with those people, for one very special reason! I have something that makes me stand out a lot more than those people. I have the power of the people. He pauses and cheers are heard from the crowd, and Dan smiles.Dan: And that's what gives me the edge over those three guys. I am wrestling for the people. I do what I do and do it for those people. I am living, BREATHING proof that anybody can do what they want if they put their mind to it. I don't mean to rip off a certain other former wrestler, but I am pretty much the champion for the people. Without those fans, this company wouldn't be living. It's the reason why we're able to still continue running when you have two-bit feds like HWL who ended up falling on their arse. Being able to chain-wrestle is all fine and well, but not if you have people there who have the personalities of a dead cat. There's a huge pop from the crowd as Dan controversially addresses the HWL situation. It may have been an issue from 3 ½ years ago, but with BK's recent book uncovering the whole backstage politics behind the contest, Dan felt obliged to jump on the chance to throw a few insults at the place.Charlotte: So everything you do here is for the people? Dan: Well yeah! I'm here for the people. Whether you're black or white, a church goer or a conman, I'm here for everyone. I'm not a nice man, Charlotte. I go around beating people up before I talk. I use my fists as a mouth. But when I get into that ring, I am fighting for those people, and tonight, I'm going to represent the millions of people around this world that would love to see me smash Zero's face up. And that, Charlotte, is a right..... Crowd: Touch!! Dan smiles, and leaves Charlotte, who frustratingly again was unable to talk to him about the Steele issue.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:07:54 GMT -5
Match 5: Jay Zero vs. Dan White (Credit: Dan White) Phillip stands in the centre of the ring ready to introduce the next match.Philip: The following match is a non-title match, and is scheduled for one fall! Coming first to the ring, from Cardiff, Wales, weighing at 242 lbs....The Welsh Dragon Dan White!! ANARCHY!!!!!!
”Anarchy in the UK” by The Sex Pistols hits, and even as the first “Anarchy” hits, the fans go batshit mental as Dan White walks out through the curtain. He claps his hands, ready for action, and walks down to the ring, with a pretty simplistic light show, and no pyros. He walks down the ramp, and close to the fans, not shaking their hands, but close enough so they have the chance to touch greatness. He enters the ring, where he warms up at the ropes, and climbs a turnbuckle, throwing his arms in the air and beating this chest. He may do that on one or two of the other turnbuckles, before jumping down and preparing for a fight. Philip: And his opponent, weighing 210 pounds. With the record of 5 Championship Titles - Countless assaults, and 17 murders... The Undisputed Champion of the World! Jay! ZEROOO! The lights dim as electric blue and white spotlights shine through the arena giving the arena a very flashy look. Jay then steps out onto the stage wearing white and black boas. Normally he would walk down with a look of confidence and arrogance, but now after his sudden change, Jay seems more "involved." He barely even looks out into the crowd, instead, he just stares forward and walks to the ring, sliding in underneath the bottom rope. Finally once he's in the ring, the crowds attention starts to hit him. The bell rings, and Dan immediately rushes out of corner, forcing Zero into his own corner, and the World Champion is subjected to a barrage of punches from the Welsh Dragon. Dan is trying to wear his man down the best he can, but the Commissioner shows his champion's initiative, slipping under one of Dan's arms and allowing him to turn around, before delivering a quick Monkey Flip. Dan hits the ground with a bang, but he's quick to get up, and the duo lock up. Zero whips Dan, but Dan uses his extra weight to reverse it, and Zero catapults off the ropes, landing into a Swinging Beckbreaker. There's a pop as Dan gets to his feet, and he bounces off the ropes before landing a double knee to Zero's chest. Only he just hits the canvas, as Zero manages to roll out of the way. Zero then waits for Dan to get to his feet, before planting him with a Snap Suplex. He rolls it into a pin attempt, the first one of the match, but it shows to not be the last one as Dan manages to get a shoulder up. Zero sighs as he lifts Dan up, and takes him into a corner, beating him down a bit with a couple of punches. He then tries to whip Dan into the opposite corner, but Dan reverses it, and Zero crashes hard into the turnbuckles. The impact causes him to bounce back, and he falls into a Rear Naked Choke Drop. Dan picks himself up off Zero, throwing his hands into the air to the cheers of the crowd. He then picks Zero up, beating him in the stomach a couple of times to rough him up, before planting him with the Spinechiller, one of his trademark moves. He tries to make a cover afterwards, but Zero is able to kick out after two, annoying Dan somewhat. But he knows that Zero didn't become world champ by being pinned after a trademark move, so Dan knows that he has to re-evaluate. He picks Zero up, and tries to smash his head off one of the turnbuckles. But Zero manages to stop Dan, putting his arms out and avoiding the turnbuckle. He then elbows Dan a couple of times in the mid-section, forcing him away. Dan stumbles a couple of steps backwards, and Zero tries to capitalise by firing several middle kicks to Dan's thighs. They're pretty powerful, sure, but as a man who enjoys his football, Dan's experienced many a powerful kick to his limbs, and he manages to endure them, to the point where he can attack Zero with a cheap shot to the chest. He then backs off a bit, retreating to a corner to try and get his act together, but Zero is coming back with some flare, firing a few shots to Dan's head. They both want to win this match pretty badly, as it's a match rimmed with pride for both men. Zero has Dan in the corner, and instead of firing more punches, he thumbs Dan in the eye, which doesn't get a favourable sound from the crowd. Zero smirks towards them, making a mouthing gesture with his hand whilst rolling his eyes back and moving his mouth, really insulting the audience. Their boos and jeers suddenly change to quite the opposite though, as Dan attacks Zero from behind, clashing him in the back and forcing him onto his all fours. Dan then starts stomping him into the ground, using the ropes to help himself maintain balance, and pretty much going mental on the Grand Slam champion. There's huge cheers from the crowd, but the referee has to intervene, forcing Dan back, and the Welshman very reluctantly does so. Zero sluggishly gets back to his feet, only for Dan to go for a hard lariat. Zero manages to duck it however, and allows Dan to turn around before hitting him with a standing Zero-Sen Kick. Dan falls to the floor, and there's jeers as Jay Zero points towards the ropes. He runs over to them and bounces off, ready to hit his Zero Gravity. Dan rolls out the way, but Zero anticipates this and manages to simply bounce onto his feet, but the momentum carries him on and so he continues, planting Dan with a leg drop. He makes the cover, but Dan again gets his shoulders up, to the cheers of the crowd and to the bemusement of Zero, who decides to argue with the referee over the two-count. Zero picks himself up, and he decides that he wants to end it all. The match that is. He might be a whiny emo but he's not ready to give up on life just yet. He lifts Dan up, and clubs him hard with a knee to the stomach. He then lifts the Welsh Dragon onto his shoulders, reminiscent to the match they had in the Emperor of the Ring 2008 final. But the Zero Darkness isn't going to be hit, not yet anyways, as Dan manages to slip back onto his feet, and he shoves Zero towards the ropes. Zero bounces backwards, and Dan catches him with a Russian Leg Sweep. Dan then lifts Zero up, and smirks as he tries to get some momentum going. He goes over to the turnbuckle again, this time successfully whacking Zero off the top, trying to damage his head like the Royles told him to do. And Zero does in fact look a little loopy as he stumbles around the ring in an incoherent pattern. And he walks straight into the Stunt Bomb, and there's a huge pop. But the fans are overtaken by a double-swerve, as Zero manages to slide out of the move with a cheap elbow to Dan's face. As the Welsh Dragon is temporarily vulnerable, Zero rolls Dan up into a cover, getting the 1-2-3!! Philip: Here is your winner....The World Champion, Commissioner Jay Zero! BOOOOO!!!!!!
That's the sound the crowd makes as Zero slides out the ring, grabbing his World Title and throwing his arms in the air. Dan gets to his feet, still feeling the effects of the elbow to the face, but also the fact that he's just lost to a roll-up. But that's the edge that Zero has over him to take the advantage when it matters, and so the World Champion remains undefeated as he walks backwards up the ramp, with the sounds of “Crack a Bottle” by Eminem playing in the background. He smirks broadly, hoisting the title onto his shoulder and shining it in the direction of Dan, knowing that once again, he's picked up a victory over the Welshman.
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Post by Jonny Spade on Feb 5, 2009 17:09:27 GMT -5
Segment: Epilogue; I'm Sorry...Goodbye. (Credit: FSX)
The final steps of a great man are the ones that define their legacy. The ones that people remember forever, even if they don't really want too...In contrast, the final steps of a shamed man are a disgrace to the minds of many, and are often remembered as a justifiable example to true idiocy. It's unknown which steps of history Fallen is walking down as he makes his way down an abnormally long hallway, though by the look in his eyes his intent is obvious. His decision has been made.
FSX: Well, there's no more question. This is the decision that I have to make, and it can't be a selfish one. It's for the best, I guess.
Closing his eyes as his approach to the door of our current chairman in command, Fallen would clench his fists for a moment and pause there as he hesitated. Was this the end, after so many years? No fated, overdrawn goodbye? Simply a notice of resignation? It seemed the case, unfortunately...
FSX: Of all the ways for a road to end, mine has to be the most pathetic...go figure.
Man: What exactly do you think your doing..?
Pausing now as a voice came from the shadows behind him, Fallen was momentarily distracted from his purpose of the evening and turned to see just who it was that had interrupted him. The who, however, perhaps came as more a surprise then is should of. There stood A.C Evans. A man he had battled earlier on in the evening, and in reality did his best to hold no opinion of..but why was he here now?
Evans: Do you think you can just run away and think everything will be better?
FSX: The hell are you talking about? This is none of your business.
Evans: You won this evening. You pinned Wayde, yet you believe you have nothing left to give. That retirement is the only way to live your life, right?
Soon turning to face him now, Evans would smirk and give a bemused glance to Fallen, soon taking a step toward him and not wasting a moment before getting right in his face, his eyes piercing Fallen's as there was a sick determination in his glance, something rarely seen by a man of sanity.
FSX: ...What the hell do you care?
Evans: It's not your life to live. It's mine to take, and your not just giving it up so easily.
FSX: Yeah, because a line like that is going to change my mind. You don't want me to give up so that you can force me too? That's the kind of idiotic comment I expect of a child, not an adult. What do you gain from trying to stop me yourself, anyway? My career isn't notable enough to build up your stupid little cult, and defeating me will do nothing to place your name in the history books. So tell me, why do you give a damn at all what I do?
Taking a step back and looking away for a moment, Evans would begin to laugh softly, before quickly reaching forward to swing a fist toward the head of FSX. Having trouble with quick reactions due to the mild blindness that plagued him, however, Fallen wasn't able to dodge the swing as he stumbled back and fell to the wall in a single movement.
Evans: I don't care about your legacy, but I do care about not being able to get revenge for the defeat of my minion. Besides, no one will forget what happens to you when I'm through. They will remember witnessing with their virgin eyes as I destroyed you before their very eyes. The horror will never leave them.
FSX: I don't have to listen to this! I've made up my mind!
Glaring to the man that dare try to invade his life and make himself a part of his privacy, Fallen would drag himself back up to his feet, winching at the pain that plagued his back from the fall as he made no move to return the favor of a surprise shot, rather hesitant and ensuring that Evans didn't try anything else. Being forced on the defensive..a sure sign of age and weakness. Evans would sigh and turn away, starting his walk away from the decrepit and delusional fighter without a second glance.
Evans: And you've already changed it. I expect to see you here come Warfare...in fact, I know I will.
Ready to deny this with every fiber of his being Fallen wouldn't be offered the chance, looking around quite quickly as he took note that Evans was already long gone a moment after he finished saying what he had to say. What madness was this! He didn't have to listen to him, and he could do whatever he wanted! In the end, it was his choice! Quickly turning to face that office once again and reaching out to knock on the door, he would grimace a bit as he couldn't bring himself to knock on it.
FSX: ...Fuck.
Well..maybe Evans had a point after all. How unfortunate, but it was true. Fallen wasn't dead...not yet.
[With everything that had happened in todays show, be sure to catch Warfare next Monday to find the Fallout of everyhing.
Fade to black.
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OOC: Credit also goes to A.C Evans. What a Twist!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 5, 2009 17:12:57 GMT -5
An interesting show indeed. How the wheels within wheels do turn.... Great work, all.
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Post by rosslambert on Feb 5, 2009 17:13:44 GMT -5
Funky show, next week Thunderkiss's ass is GRASS.
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Post by xs3 on Feb 5, 2009 17:40:13 GMT -5
And tonight's award for most verbal abuse goes to... XS3!
*audience golf claps as I rush the stage and grab my award*
WOOOOOOO! YEAAAAH! Um, let's see... I'd like to thank those assholes Zero and Train, that dee-bag Danny Mainer and Thunderkiss, for whom I'm having a hard time coming up with an insult for. I dunno... Um... MANWHORE! Yeah that works! Stay in school, kids! WOOO!
>_>
And on that note, great show to all! I shall have revenge...
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Post by acevans on Feb 5, 2009 21:33:59 GMT -5
Great show. Hope everyone digs my segment about arson. <_<
I'd like to apologize to FSX for not doing my part on that segment. I was just really fucking tired lol.
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Post by Thunderkiss on Feb 5, 2009 22:14:13 GMT -5
Good show everyone.
You know, as I read this, I came to the realization that the majority of the big feuds right now are former Entourage members verses former Entourage members. I can't help but smile a bit since we all kinda grew up in the lower ranks together and have all evolved to being a huge part of the roster.
That said, it was good working with Mark and Ben again. It took me back a year.
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