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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 13:33:49 GMT -5
ACW Proudly Presents:
OMEGA EFFECT IIISaturday 23rd June 2007 ACW World Tour III Climax Rogers Centre Toronto, CanadaSchedule of Matches: ------------------------------------------- Legit Streetfight XS3 vs Danny Mainer ------------------------------------------- Home Run - Pink Slip Match Renix Williams vs Ross Lambert ------------------------------------------- Two out of Three Falls Match Ricky Falco vs Leon Chase ------------------------------------------- ACW Light Heavyweight Championship: Special Ref: Dan White Jake Cheng(c) vs Jonny Spade ------------------------------------------- Singles Match Alicia Kitsune vs Scott Andrews ------------------------------------------- 30 Minute Iron Man Match Nick Durden vs Kudo Yasuda ------------------------------------------- Rattlesnake's Open Challenge Rattlesnake vs ?? ------------------------------------------- Jail Cell Match - Hair vs Career vs International Title Jay Zero vs Santiago vs Jason Freeman ------------------------------------------- Singles Match Thunderkiss vs The Macho Man RDK ------------------------------------------- ACW Heavyweight Championship Wyvern(c) vs BK London vs Senator Steve Phillips -------------------------------------------
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:25:57 GMT -5
The entire arena is dark as the show begins, this show of shows, this theatre of dreams and nightmares…
The crowd can be heard shifting in their seats. A call rings out every now and then, but mostly there is just anticipation.
Gradually, the crowd becomes aware of a sound, quiet at first, but slowly getting louder. It is the hiss of static, as if someone is turning a set of speakers all the way up to max before hitting “play”. The crowd begins to murmur, and the murmur gets louder too, until it becomes a low rumble…
The first chord hits, a single guitar, and lights around the alphatron flash just once; the crowd roars, shaking the entire arena, as the immortal letters “ACW” appear on the screen. The chord is repeated, and some of the crowd recognize the music as it commences in full blooded anger…
(Note: For song reference only)www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZEbmk0Sc8The alphaton bursts into life, and we see a shot of an alarm clock, followed by one of a typical teenager sitting up in bed, looking frazzled, before flopping back down. The scene shifts rapidly, showing quickfire shots of the kid getting up and generally having the morning from hell, being nagged by his parents, getting picked on on his way to class, getting stress from his teacher, and so on.It's just one of those days, when ya don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked, everybody sucks You don't really know why, but you wanna justify rippin’ someone's head off- Finally, the kid is faced with a particularly nasty-looking older guy, who knocks the kid’s drink over in the lunch hall to make himself look big in front of his mates. Something snaps, and the kid stands up, and shouts after the older guy, who turns around, amused.
We see the kid reach into his pocket, and take out a piece of paper which we can clearly see is an Omega Effect III ticket…No human contact, and if you interact your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!The guy taunts the kid, who just smirks. Another person walks between the camera and the kid, and in a flash the kid is replaced by none other than Jonny Spade (which causes the Canadian crowd to pop massively. The bully gapes, as Jonny raises an eyebrow, and balls his fists… -It's just one of those days!The shot cuts to one of the lead bully getting hurled across the lunch room, causing massive destruction. The rest of his posse try to flee, but more of the kids in the crowd also pull out OEIII tickets, and are replaced by a whole slew of ACW talent – Ross Lambert, XS3, Jake Cheng, Leon Chase and several Fallout stars. Complete chaos breaks out as the room gets well and truly totaled in time to the chorus, and just as the lead guy thinks he’s about to escape, the smallest kid in the room becomes the Macho Man, who jabroni-busters the guy to massive cheers..It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit lettin’ shit slip- Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit talkin’ that shit- It's just one of those days! The shot switches to other scenes, each showing someone having a shitty time of things. A couple of plain girls are taunted by the pretty clique; a skinny kid is shoved aside by a Jock; a bespectacled guy at a pc is ridiculed by the “cool” guys in class; and a kid working on some art on a school wall finds his work being defaced by bigger guys with spray cans and a bad attitude….Feelin’ like a freight train First one to complain, leaves with the blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back Cuz I'm fucking up your program, And if you're stuck up, you’re just lucked up Next in line to get fucked up, Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!- It's just one of those days!As the chorus returns, we revisit each scene in turn. The plain girls’ tickets transform them into the lovely Rena Matheson and Renix Williams, and the lead bitch gets slammed into a mirror; the skinny kid becomes Thunderkiss, and the jock is seen getting thrown clear over the football field goal; the guy with glasses is transformed into Nick Durden, who somersaults and smacks his tormentors with a PC keyboard to the face; and the young artist becomes Jay Zero, who uses spray paint to attack the unwanted hoodlums.It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit lettin’ shit slip Or you'll be leavin’ with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit talkin’ that shit punk- So come and get it!The scene now shifts to a wider area, and we seen an even wider range of people. A clerk working at a dead-end job gets hassled by his boss; a street sweeper watches a man drop a bag of trash three feet from a trashcan; an exhausted housewife comes home to find her lay-about husband watching TV while the house is a tip; a man in a suit sits in a boring meeting while a smug guy takes credit for his ideas; and a man pumping gas in a simple boiler suit is insulted by a blinged-up flyboy in a ridiculously over-the-top pimped car. I feel like shit, my suggestion is to keep your distance Cuz right now I'm dangerous, we've all felt like shit, and been treated like shit All those motherfuckers who want to step up, I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw, And if my day keeps going this way I just might break something tonight, I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw, And if my day keeps going this way I just might break something tonight, I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw, And if my day keeps going this way I just might break your fuckin’ face tonight!One by one, the ACW fans of all shapes and sizes take on the appearances of their heroes. The clerk becomes Jason Freeman, and the company photocopier gets shoved through a plate glass window ten storeys up; the street sweeper becomes Scott Andrews, with his broom becoming Lucy, and the litterbug is tossed into the trash himself; the housewife is replaced by AK, and her spouse gets dragged backward off of the couch and thrust through the solid kitchen door; the frustrated middle manager becomes Rattlesnake, and the idea thief receives the Snakebite through a glass table; and the gas station worker becomes Kudo, who Yakuza Knees the badly dressed bore through his own very expensive car window.Give me something to break! Give me something to break! Just give me something to break! How ‘bout your fuckin face! I hope ya know I'm like a chainsaw (what?) A chainsaw (what?) A motherfuckin’ CHAINSAW (what!) So come and get it!The song builds to its peak, and we switch from one car-based act of violence to another; a three-way prang at a crossroads. The drivers get out, remonstrating; one in a smart suit with a Mercedes, one in urban street wear with a top-down coupe, and one in rough workman’s clothes in a pickup. They stare at one another, and a close-up shows the ticket in each of their pockets.It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit lettin shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bullshit-The final “switch” changes the three men into the Senator, BK, and Wyvern, and the shot flicks rapidly between the three, before the cars in the background explode into gratuitous and yet deeply satisfying balls of flame…I think you better quit talkin’ that shit punk- So come and get it!As the song ends, the last image on the screen is the Omega Effect III logo, and the set is almost blown sky-high by a festival of pyro. The crowd goes mental, and the stage is well and truly set for the highlight of the ACW year…
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:29:10 GMT -5
Segment: That Old Boyish Charm, Pt. 1 (Credit: Michael)
“Ha! Who’d be stupid enough to wanna have me as a teacher?”-Nick Durden, Durden Does Tokyo, 6/11/07
Somebody once told the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
8:51…
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
8:51?!
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
“I’m late!” In disbelief, Renix Williams grabbed the digital clock on the nightstand.
The morning rays began to seep in through the curtains and into the humble bedroom. Renix stumbled out of bed and nearly fell.
Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
The morning drowsiness caused Renix to stumble around helplessly, almost toppling over the nearby wardrobe. Catching it in time, she let out a sigh of relief.
So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
Renix hastily got dressed into a pink tank top and matching running shorts before racing out the door.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
The streets of Venice Beach were relatively quiet today. Renix inhaled deeply, basking in the brisk air.
It wasn’t until much later that Renix came upon her destination. By that time, the sun had risen considerably. Although she was drenched in sweat, Renix’s curiosity got the better of her as she traversed through the stark and old neighborhood. She eventually spotted a beaten up home with a grossly overgrown front lawn. Standing in front of it was a man.
“You’re late,” Nick Durden scolded, not turning around.
“Sorry,” Renix apologized while taking deep breaths.
Nick was staring intently at the building in front of them. Nick was dressed in gray sweatpants and a plain, white t-shirt. His eyes were unwavering and his stance was firm.
“Uh…how long have you been here?” Renix asked, finally breaking the silence.
“Don’t worry about it.”
“So…why’d you wanna talk to me all the way out here?” Renix questioned.
Nick shrugged. “I thought a little running could do you some good.”
In an instant, Renix’s face crashed to the ground before she sprung back up. “So this was just another training exercise?”
“I also just wanted to revisit some old memories,” Nick explained. “Thought I’d bring you along to keep me company.”
“So that’s why you wanted to come back here to L.A.,” Renix concluded. “I was starting to get worried that you didn’t like my house!”
“I don’t like your house. It’s kind of an eyesore.”
“You’re mean. Anyway, Omega Effect is a little more than a few days away.”
“Yeah.”
“Got that big Iron Man match, huh?”
“Yeah.”
“Takin’ on Kudo Yasuda, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Uh,” Renix paused, a little unsure of what to say. “So…you seem pretty calm.”
“Do I?”
“Well, I mean, if I was fighting a stud like Kudo, I’d be buggin’ out, y’know?”
“Kudo is one tough customer,” Nick said, almost as if he were in a trance. “Being nervous isn’t gonna help me now.”
“Don’t worry about Kudo,” Renix replied happily in an attempt to lighten the mood. “I’ve got a plan!”
“Shouldn’t you be worry about Ross Lambert?”
Renix scoffed. “Pfft! I don’t sweat Ross Lambert. I wanna help you, Nick! This plan is foolproof!”
“Then let’s hear it.”
“A few nights ago, I was watching some movie called ‘Face Off.’”
“And that’s relevant to my match, how?”
“Just hear me out,” Renix said reassuringly. “In the movie, John Travolta tries to learn more about Nicolas Cage by becoming him.”
“So?”
“So what I’m saying is we gotta start thinkin’ like Kudo!” Renix proclaimed triumphantly. “We can start with this…”
Digging into her pocket, Renix pulled out a cigarette. Nick arced an eyebrow at it.
“Da hell?”
“I read somewhere on wrestlecrap.com that Kudo is a smoker,” Renix explained as she brought the item toward her lips. “So the first step to learning about him is to become a smoker!”
“But...you don’t smoke.”
“How hard can it be?”
“You’re not supposed to put the whole thing in your mouth.”
Renix coughed out the cigarette and it fell to the pavement. “No wonder it tasted so bad.”
“Well, was that all your plan consisted of?”
Nick bowed his head sadly. “Basically.”
“Heh, well I appreciate the effort anyway,” Nick said. “Let’s head back. We got a plane to catch.”
“Yeah, we better hurry.”
The pair began to jog back.
Fade.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:29:42 GMT -5
Segment: 3 Years of ACW? The True ACW fears are about to circulate. (Credit: Ross) The scene opens to Ross in his lavish office, sat in a row of his chairs are his collective stable, from left to right, Danny Mainer, Spike Lambert, Charlotte Hawking, Kenji Zakahashi and Mimi Ashrahk. Mainer is in ring gear while the rest are in casual clothing. Ross is pacing up and down the room, sweat on his brow, his usual casual demeanor appearing to have disappeared as he stomps around the room, his shirt top button is undone and his jacket is open. He spins around at The Citizens of The Republic and glares at Mainer. Ross: Mainer… tell me, you know what you’re doing tonight? Mainer stands up. Mainer: Yeah man, destroying XS3 in the middle of a Toronto Street, I wonder if any supermarkets are open this time of night… I LOVE shopping carts. The crowd pop but you can’t tell where from. Ross: Now, I know what I’m doing, because tonight is the beginning of a new Era… the beginning of the ROSS. LAMBERT. PATH OF DESTRUCTION! No more fucking around, after my win tonight it’s all serious Ross Lambert, no more pimp swagger, no more smiling, just getting it done in the ring because it’s all this shitting around that has stopped me from achieving anything, Danny, your shitting around is what killed your career. Mainer: Hey man Nice Guys finish last but at least they have friends by the end of it. Ross: Granted, but hey friends don’t get you ahead in life do they? All of the people sat in the row glare at Ross as Ross considerably cools down and jumps back in shock. Ross: OK, OK, friends in high places do. >_> But listen guys, tonight is the chance to put The Republic on the map.. tonight is when we make a statement to the world that these people of ACW can no longer fuck with us, we’re done laying down and it’s time for us to strike now while the iron is hot, savvy? All: Yes. Ross: Now, Charlotte, I want you to escort Mimi and Kenji to our little surprise while I have a quick pep talk with Spike and Danny. Is that cool? Charlotte: Of course Ross… come on Mimi, Kenji, you heard the man let’s move. Charlotte barks these orders and Kenji and Mimi shoot for the door, Charlotte follows after them and Charlotte slams the door behind him. Ross: Hahahaha, damn Spike your woman is good at her job. You picked a good woman there bro… Spike: Indeed, hey Danny have you seen your ex recently? Mainer: Who Laura or Mei-Feng? I bumped into Laura about a month ago, she had a new boyfriend, some jacked up super-being who had muscles spewing out of his face. Mei-Feng? I haven’t seen her since I “died”, well I saw her once, she was with her friends going shopping in Vegas and like she’d really let herself go… I knew I should’ve told her I was not dead. >_< I stopped her but her friends dragged her along and so that was it. Mainer drags his hands across his face as Ross and Spike look at the floor silent, Mainer looks upset and Ross continues pacing. Ross: Well man.. after we walk out of Omega Effect III as winners… we’ll go find you a girl, Hell we might not even have to… I think Mimi is in to you. Mainer: Really? Ross: Yep, you should’ve seen her when she was with Fat Kid Dave from summer camp, whenever Dave when to stuff his face she would literally lean against a tree and make eyes at you, it was crazy I think you should try it man. Mainer: Wow… She is pretty hot. Ross: And well if it doesn’t work, I’m planning to go get pissed soon as my match is done, whether I’m arrested or Renix is sacked… speaking of Renix, is she here tonight? Mainer: I’ve not seen her. Spike nods. Spike: I saw her getting out of her car before with Mikey Durden. Ross: Awesome, so at least she’s got the balls to come out here and face me. So hey Spike have you got the props for Renix’s Death Scene? Spike nods his head up and down and he heads for the door, gliding across the floor, he clicks the door open, his click clack feet across the floor are prominent and he lifts down and there’s a huge grunt sound as he begins to walk back in carrying a large crate, he drops it down on the floor and heads back to his chair, looking under it he pulls out a backpack and slides the zipper, reaching through all the crap, he throws random objects out including mouldy apple cores, scrap paper, food wrappers, a half eaten Big Mac and a bong, he then finds what he’s looking for and pulls out… a Crowbar. Spike spins over to the box and wedges the hook under the box hood and after a big effort the crate pops open, Spike, Danny and Ross all step in closer to see what’s inside, Spike lifts out the top of the stack, a metal clinging sound is heard as he pulls out the black steel chain, which will be the main object of the match, Ross takes it and admires the craftsmanship as Spike grabs a baseball bat and pulls it out, standard baseball bat, Ross takes it and swings with it, swiping through the air, Danny grabs a stack of 4 plates… the baseball plates. Ross then leans in to the box and sees a metal box, he pulls it out with a museful look on his face. Ross: What’s in this box? Ross opens the box as Spike turns around. Spike: NO! It’s too late as Ross opens the box… his bewildered look at the contents speak louder than words as he pulls out the contents… a stack of grenades on a string. Ross has a “What the Fuck?!” look on his face as he looks at his baby brother. Ross is bewildered as Spike has a “Put them back… now” look on his face, Ross complies and slowly closes the box. Ross: OK… Spike we’re trying to leave a message… death by grenades isn’t really necessary… Spike: Fuck Renix… I’ve got bigger plans for those babies. Ross: You’re a nut… Spike, and clear this crap off my floor! Spike: K. Spike takes his head out of the box and spins around to begin packing his stuff into the bag as Ross takes his place, Mainer has been frozen for the past 5 minutes as he looks in awe at the next item in it. Ross leans in and sees what Mainer is looking at, Ross pulls out the Barbed-Wire Baseball Bat and chucks it over his head as he then grabs what Mainer is looking at… The Lighttube Baseball Bat. Ross then grabs the final bat, possibly the most deadliest of them all… the Nail Bat… with a single nail punched through the end it could have horrific possibilities. Mainer looks at the bat with a “You’re Not Serious” face and Ross nods in agreement. Mainer’s jaw drops in complete shock, Ross grabs Mainer’s jaw and pushes it up. Ross: Dan your breath stinks. OK let’s put this shit away so the workers can get it later. The 3 quickly put back the baseball bats and the plates, Spike sticks the hand grenades in his bag as Charlotte walks back through the room with 2 metal rails holding up The American Flag, Ross’s face lights up as Charlotte drags it in. Spike: What’re you doing with that?!?! Ross: Heh… you’ll see. Kenji and Mimi follow in. Spike: WTF? Danny: What is this? Ross: It’s a little pep for the third man in the Main Event, Senator you’d better be watching this… I know you are, but basically, we here want to show you what we think of you. Senator, we don’t see eye to eye politically but like, we at The Republic want you to win the belt seeing as these 2 suck… that and we want to send a message at the same time. So, this is what we thinks of your “Constituency”. Kenji pulls a lighter out of his pocket and flicks it on before handing it to Ross. Ross: America… FUCK… YOU…. Ross lights the flag and watches as it burns slowly, the fire is burning ablaze as Spike, Ross and Mainer are ecstatic, Ross smiles as the flag burns, the flag is half-way burnt as the camera fades to black leaving you with the burning though in your mind. newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40656000/jpg/_40656678_flag_afp_203body.jpg[Fade]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:30:29 GMT -5
Segment: Legacy. (Credit: Rena/AK)
Rena hated cemeteries. The dark and depressing atmosphere was exactly what she hated to be technically correct. And especially on a day which was recovering from a three-hour storm. The sky was still covered in grey-black clouds, which didn’t seem like they were too much in a hurry to move on to another city. The rain still continued to pour down at a steady rate, but the thunder and lightening had disappeared for the time being. She took a cab to the cemetery because she didn’t feel like taking the long drive there- she could have a nap in the cab if she chose to do so. She leaned forward and asked the driver to wait for her; she would only be a minute. She flipped up the collar on her new black raincoat and opened the door of the cab. She placed the umbrella outside to open, and stepped out of the cab in unison with the opening of the umbrella. This tactic prevented her from getting wet from the rain which had picked up in a matter of seconds; she could feel the weight of the drops on the fabric of the umbrella.
As she walked further and further into the dense area of cement stones and tablets, she realized her new black suede pumps were not a good idea to be tramping around in with the wet grass. She could hear another car pull up into the parking lot of the cemetery, but she was too far past the gates and it was raining too hard for her to see who it was. She assumed with there being so many tombstones it would be some relative of someone. She was told exactly where to go to find what she was looking for, but she wasn’t aware it was this far from the taxi. She finally reached the tomb, after looking for what seemed like an hour. She couldn’t lie on the grass, but she squatted down to look at the stone. Rayne Iwashita was written in a beautiful elegant wording, underneath it her Kanji name was etched elegantly as well.
Rena: It’s been some time, Rayne.
She looked up, brushing a stray bang away from her face with her free hand. She looked as is she was waiting for a reply, but after a moment she continued on.
Rena: It looks like Ginger paid good money for your tomb, though I’m sure not too many people have visited lately. I went to see your mother and father to tell them the news, but the villagers had said they were no longer residing in that area. I didn’t have time to track them down for you, I’m sorry.
She smiled lightly and brushed some dirt which had turned into mud off of the stone. She ran her fingers through the etched letters, looking at the dates and everything she could see on it.
Rena: Will I be like this, Rayne? Never to be visited when I am gone? I’m sorry for the way I treated you. Perhaps if I had treated you well you would not have retaliated like you did. You would never have tried to kill us on that building, and you wouldn’t have fallen. Or be pushed, I should say. You were young and stupid, I realized…but you had a career lined up for you and I’m sorry that was taken away prematurely. I’m-
??: It’s foolish to be sorry for what you could not control, you know.
Rena: huh?
She spun her head around and lifted her umbrella to see the figure standing before her. It was Alicia, wearing an equally beautiful raincoat and umbrella. Alicia smiled lightly, but Rena only turned her head away.
Rena: What are you doing here?
Alicia: A fellow co-worker cannot pay her respects to another co-worker?
Rena: After what she’s done to you?
Alicia nods gently.
Alicia: I’m still speaking with you, and we’ve had plenty of arguments and disagreements in our time, haven’t we? Rayne was a part of our company, good or not, so she still deserves some respect, and to be remembered.
Rena: I suppose so. Do you want to be alone?
Alicia: No thanks, I’m fine with you here. I don’t mean to be nosy, but I heard you talking as I approached.
Rena: I figured.
Rena wiped away a tear, and continued to stare at the tombstone, aware Alicia was staring at Rena’s back. Alicia moved her head down and closed her eyes.
Alicia (quietly): I don’t think you’re past your prime.
Rena doesn’t move her eyes.
Rena: Everyone thinks so-
Alicia: For heaven’s sake, Rena, I’m older than you and they haven’t managed to bury me yet…pardon the pun.
Rena: You have a legacy!
Alicia: What?
Rena: When you die, people will recognize you as one of the most influential women in ACW. You’ve had countless feuds with the biggest names of our time. I don’t have that.
Alicia furrows her brow, and then begins to count on her fingers as she talks.
Alicia: No legacy, you say? Well, one, you resurrected the women’s division. Two, you have brought a lot of flavor and spice to women in the company, and showed that Vince McMahon’s idea of a female isn’t the only model which can appeal to our audience. Three, you showed that all females didn’t have to be muscular and intimidating to show the men a thing or two. You-
Rena: Are tits and ass. I’ve never had a real feud, not one that I’m quite proud of. I’ve been the beautiful Rena Matheson. The diva. Not the respected competitor.
Alicia: I would disagree, but it’s your opinion which counts. You still have time…
Rena: How much time, huh?
Rena was now facing Alicia, and had stood up. Alicia moved a little closer to Rena in a maternal instinct. Rena looked down at her shoes and smiled in a hopeless way.
Rena: I don’t know how much time I do have left until I really am past my prime.
Alicia: That’s for you to decide, dear. You can still crush a guy’s balls and give them a hard on at the same time, can’t you?
Rena smiled and half giggled. She nodded and looked up at Alicia with a huge smile in her eyes.
Alicia: Then that’s all you need. Come on, we should go. I heard the weather is going to get nastier.
Rena: Alright, let’s go.
The girls started walking back to the parking lot, close to each other.
Alicia: I have my car here so I could give you a lift instead of you taking that taxi home.
Rena: That would be nice… as long as you’re not going to “practice” for a career in F1 again, ok?
Alicia laughs.
Alicia: Ok, ok. Now that I am definitely too old for…
Rena looked back and gave a wave to the tombstone, as if Rayne herself was standing there in the middle of concrete memories. The girls headed back to their vehicles as the wind picked up drastically.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:31:10 GMT -5
Match 1: Legit Streetfight XS3 vs Danny Mainer (Credit: XS3) Our scene fades into a bungalow in the streets of Toronto, the place where XS3 grew up. XS3 is currently seated on the roof of the bungalow, dressed in his ring attire and a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey jersey. He lies back with his hands in his pocket and sighs. Returning home is sometimes never easy to do. The past can always be the most intriguing but for XS3, he'd like to focus less on the past and more on the present, and quite possibly the future. He proceeds to pull out what appears to be a tape recorder and hits the record button, speaking into the device.XS3: "Note to self: after this match, head back to the arena. I've been waiting for twenty minutes now..."XS3 suddenly hits the stop button and sees a taxi pull up to the bungalow. Out steps Danny Mainer, who is dressed and ready to compete. He throws some change to the driver and slams the door, watching it drive off. XS3 looks down at his rival.XS3: "What took you so long? You said to meet here at this spot right here!"Mainer: "Uh, yeah, funny thing, I had the wrong address. >_>" XS3 looks annoyed.XS3: "How the hell do you get an address wrong? It was written clear as crystal on that piece of paper!"Mainer: "Forget it, let's fight!" XS3 nods with a glare on his face before hopping down onto the ground from the roof. He goes over to Mainer and the fists immediately begin flying. Mainer gains the advantage after a while with a rake of the eyes before driving his forearm into the lower back of XS3. Mainer then takes XS3 by the hair and throws him into a nearby, conveniently placed shopping cart. He then wheels XS3 down the sidewalk and begins making a mad dash for the inner cities of Toronto.
They approach a small apartment and Mainer overturns the cart, sending XS3 tumbling to the ground. Mainer then picks him up once again by the hair and turns to see a hobo scratching his beard.Hobo: "Hey asshole, that's my cart!" The hobo points to the license plate on the shopping cart, moments before Mainer punches him out. The distraction buys XS3 enough time to punch Mainer in the midsection before grabbing him by the head and dragging to a nearby restaurant. XS3 grins before opening the door and tossing Mainer into the restaurant, causing many onlookers to gasp or scream. A Chinese guy walks up to XS3 with a notepad.Chinese Guy: "Harro, welcome to Schiiiiiitty Wok, I take ordar." XS3: "Fool, I don't have time for... ah to hell with it, I'll have some Sweet and Sour City Pork."Chinese Guy: "Schitty pork." The guy then walks off as Mainer and XS3 continue their brawl. Mainer kicks XS3 right in the midsection and tries for a suplex through a table but XS3 slips out the back and lifts up Mainer for a back suplex before hurling him into a cactus, crotching him on the sharp plant. Mainer's eyes water in pain as XS3 laughs.XS3: "Know what the Republic of Hope and a cactus have in common? Both are full of pricks."XS3 then picks up Mainer and looks all around the restaurant. He pauses and squints before letting a big grin creep across his face. XS3 goes over to one table and is standing in front of Ontario rock band, Sum 41.XS3: "Hey, my wife listens to you guys. Hope your new record does well."Deryck Whibley: "Hey thanks a lot man." XS3: "No problem. Hey, you guys wanna dish out some chops?"The band members look at each other then shrug before standing up from their seats. XS3 holds out Mainer as Sum 41 decide to dish out some pain.Deryck: "Bizzy D!" Deryck chops Mainer in the chest.Jason McCaslin: "Cone!" Cone chops Mainer in the chest.Steve Jocz: "Stevo!" Steve then chops Mainer in the chest, completing the big red mark on Mainer's chest. XS3 high-fives the band members before taking Mainer and going towards the door. The Chinese Guy from earlier stops him, however.Chinese Guy: "You want your Schitty pork?" XS3: "...okay."XS3 takes the pork in its container and heads out the door with Mainer. XS3 then takes a couple pieces and tosses them into his mouth.XS3: "Hmm, they're hot but they have a great taste. Kind of like Christine only in food form. Hmm..."
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:32:44 GMT -5
XS3 gets a big devilish grin on his face before he sets the container down on the ground and shoves Mainer's face into the spicy food. Mainer cries out in pain before being picked up and thrown onto the sidewalk once more. The hobo from earlier picks up the pork and runs off with it but XS3 cares not. Mainer is taken towards the apartment and sees the door open before he is tossed inside the apartment. XS3 then looks on at the people staring confused. Mainer takes this time to come back and low blow XS3, who falls to the ground in pain. Mainer then picks up XS3 and whips him into the wall. He follows up with a running knee into XS3's temple before tossing him to the ground and applying a Fujiwara armbar.
XS3 struggles to fight through the pain as Mainer continues to apply pressure. The people nearby are interested in this little contest as one little kid is holding a video camera.
Video Camera Kid: "lol omgz i'm gunna put this on youtube an every1 will watch it cuz i r00l"
Without warning, XS3 suddenly lashes out and pushes Mainer off of him, sending him tumbling into the kid with the camera, which breaks.
Video Camera Kid: "o noez y did u brake my camera u n00b ur died"
Random Guy: "Libertines, is that you?"
Video Camera Kid: "stark?"
Mainer shrugs off the encounter and goes over to XS3. He begins going up the stairs with his Canadian rival and finally arrives at the hallway with all the doors. He looks at all of the doors and picks the one that reads "#28". Mainer shows no remorse for whoever may be inside and swings it open, revealing a white guy, a black guy, an Asian and a Mexican sitting on a couch playing the Wii.
White Guy: "Hey, he's interrupting our Ethnic Rainbow Get Along Group!"
Black Guy: "What the hell! I was beating this motherfucker at Wii Bowling until you distracted me!"
Asian Guy: "If you don't leave, I'll fucking throw this Wiimote at you!"
Mexican Guy: {"...didn't I see that guy job to LAX a couple months ago?"}
Mainer is a little freaked out as he raises an eyebrow before gently shutting the door behind him. XS3 then gets up and delivers an elbow to Mainer in the ribs before delivering an elbow to the back of his head. He then grabs Mainer and opens up door #32. In there, two Russian guys look up from eating pizza at their table and are shocked. One of the Russians appears to be former Fallout wrestler Joseph Harpo.
Russian Dude: {"Hey, what are you doing here?"}
Joseph Harpo: {"Ignore him, they're just two capitalist pigs."}
XS3 then takes Mainer and hurls him across the table, scattering the pizza and causing the two to let out a surprised yell. XS3 then goes over to Mainer and grabs him by the hair. He picks him up in a side headlock before dragging him out the door. XS3 turns back to the shocked Russians and smirks.
XS3: "In Soviet Russia, Danny Mainer still sucks."
The door is then slammed as XS3 then brawls with Mainer all the way over to a ledge on one side of the apartments. Mainer is backed into the railing that protects him from falling off the balcony. Many people start piling out of their apartments to watch this confrontation as XS3 points at Mainer.
XS3: "Hell and concrete... you'll find plenty of both down there."
Mainer: "Are you kidding me?! Th-this is madness!"
XS3 looks down at the ground for a quick second.
XS3: "...madness?"
The onlookers look on in awe as XS3 looks up at Mainer and lets out a cry:
XS3:
Mainer growls before he quickly dodges a big boot. Mainer then goes underneath XS3's leg and tosses the bigger man over his shoulder, seemingly sending him over the rail. The people gasp as Mainer smiles.
Mainer: "That's right, XS3 is done for. I've won this thing."
...or so he thinks. XS3 had actually hung onto the railing and made himself oblivious to Mainer. XS3 skins the cat and sees Mainer walking off, proud of his "victory".
XS3: "Hey! ASSHOLE!"
Mainer suddenly turns around swiftly and sees XS3 make a "bring it on" motion with his hands. Mainer growls furiously and charges at XS3, only to be wrapped around the waist. The people scream as XS3 tosses Mainer over the railing with The Closing Moment (belly to belly overhead suplex). As Mainer begins to fall, we see two men carrying a big pane of glass.
Worker 1: "Hey what's that fella doing?"
Worker 2: "I think he's falling from that balcony!"
Worker 1: "Balcony, is that what those are called?"
Worker 2: "Yes..."
BAM! Mainer crashes through the pain of glass, creating painful gashes across his back. Mainer cries out in pain as XS3 makes a mad dash towards the elevator. XS3 enters the elevator with a giant of a man and hits the down button. He looks around patiently as the music plays in the background. XS3 looks over at the giant and speaks.
XS3: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Man: "Yeah, I'm Colossus Rhodes from Fallout."
XS3: "Ah, the big guy who was feuding with Hitman. What do you do nowadays since Fallout is on hiatus?"
Colossus: "I read to the children at the church."
XS3: "...oh."
Colossus: "...yeah..."
The door soon swings open as we see Mainer trying to recover from the fall he just took. A taxi pulls up and the door swings open to reveal Christine, wearing a black-and-white striped tanktop, a pair of black jeans and some sneakers. She plants a kiss on XS3's lips before XS3 crouches down near the stairs. The people look on as Mainer gets to his feet and spins around before walking straight into the Shadow Step (spear). XS3 hooks Mainer's leg and Christine counts the 1-2-3. The people cheer for the Toronto native as XS3 stands up and gets his arm raised by Christine.
Christine: "And the winner of the match, my Toronto-born husband, XS3!"
Cue cheap pop for the mention of Toronto. XS3 takes a bow before taking Christine's hand in his and walking into the taxi. XS3 throws some change to the driver and nods.
XS3: "Driver, take us to the Omega Effect show and step on it. I've got one more thing to do there..."
The driver nods then takes the taxi and drives it back to the arena. What could XS3 have in store for the fans? Wait and see.
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:33:20 GMT -5
Segment: Death. (Credit: Rena)
6/23/07; 10:34am.
o/` ‘Give it to mama..’ o/`
“Green Light” begins to play on the speakers. The lights are on and the arena is relatively empty. Rena appears from behind the curtains, wearing a stretched classic grey sweater, skinny jeans and grey pumps. Her hands are on her hips while green lights flood the arena. She smiles and flips her hair, stopping halfway down the ramp while 5 women come down wearing sexy green leather.
…: STOP!
Rena: Oh for fuck sakes’, what now?
Ginger moves swiftly up the ramp and looks at the entire scene. He looks at Rena up and down and moves to the group of girls.
Ginger: This just isn’t working.
Rena: Well it’s your fault for denying my original request. I had to change my song and every little detail I had planned.
Ginger: Why don’t you have the girls in Toronto Maple Leaf outfits?
Rena: Toronto is blue.
Ginger: Yes?
Rena: THE SONG IS ABOUT GREEN!
Ginger: ah.
Rena: God you’re something else.
Ginger: Well you better think of something quick, because we have to stage this before tonight.
Rena: I’m thinking.
Girl: Can’t you hurry up? I don’t want to hit traffic on my way home.
Rena: Traffic?
Girl: Yeah, it gets busy around this time.
Rena: no, that’s it.
Ginger: What’s it?
Rena: Traffic.
Ginger: I don’t get it.
Rena: Ginger, do you still have those extra pieces of the ramp?
Ginger: Yes, why?
Rena: Connect them so they cross the normal ramp.
Ginger: like….a four-way crossing?
Rena: Exactly. And someone please try to find stop lights.
Ginger: I don’t really get where you’re going with this…
Rena: You’ll see. I assume the ramps are easy to assemble and take down?
Ginger: With the manpower we have tonight, yes.
Rena smiled and hugged Ginger.
Rena: This is going to be great.
Ginger: Would you care to explain it to me?
Rena: Well, first off, we…
[fade.]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:34:02 GMT -5
Segment: That Old Boyish Charm, Pt. 2 (Credit: Michael)
When they returned that evening, Renix had already finished packing.
Once it was time to go, hugs were shared and farewells were exchanged. The two drove to LAX beneath the warm glow of the Los Angeles streetlights. It may have been destiny that Nick happened to turn on the radio at just the right time to hear the encouraging words of Michael Ghail, currently working as a D.J. in Orlando…
“Welcome back, everyone, to Banana 101.5. Before we get down to business, I just want to take a second and talk about something that’s coming up soon. Omega Effect is coming up in two weeks and, unfortunately, I won’t be there this year BUT my good friend, Nick Durden, is set to be competing against Kudo Yasuda in a thirty-minute Iron Man match in what should be a sure classic. I dunno if he’s listening right now but Nick, wherever you are, just know that we’re all cheering you on. I think I speak on behalf of all wrestling fans when I say we all believe in you and we all will be rooting for you. You’re the man, Nick. Never let anyone ever tell you otherwise. Fire it up, man.”
The flight to a new city wasn’t new to the travelers. They were used to it by now. After landing and leaving the airport terminal, they had chosen a hotel room that was relatively close to the arena. It was already evening so Nick and Renix were understandably tired.
“I’m gonna hit the sack,” declared Nick.
“Wait, Nick,” Renix called out. “I need to go do something.”
“What?”
“I’ll just be out for a bit. Wait for me, okay?”
“Uh…sure.”
Nick was a bit suspicious but, before she could ask any more questions, Renix was already sprinting down the hallway.
“Fine,” Nick said, a bit annoyed. “I have my own plans anyway.”
The arena was dark. The ring hadn’t been set up yet and the place was empty. The only movement was that of a lone figure doing a goofy-looking roll behind a wall for cover. Renix was dressed in all black as she snuck around the empty venue.
“Dun-dun! Da-da DUN-DUN!” Renix sang as she took a nearby cardboard box and hid under it. She began to walk with the box sheltering herself while continuing the song. “Doo-doo doo, doo-doo doo doo-doo! Na-na na! Na-na na na-na! Dun-dun! Badda dun-dun!”
Renix emerged from out of the box as she gazed upon her destination.
“The ACW Archives Room,” Renix whispered. Just like last time, there was a keyboard next to the steel door. Renix smirked as she reached out for it. Confidently, Renix made her way to the keyboard and began to type.
[O_WTF]
“Password denied,” a robotic voice proclaimed.
Renix was baffled. “Huh? But…I thought…”
“What are you doing here?!” a voice growled angrily. Renix leaped up in surprise but was relieved to see that it was only Nick. “And what are you doing in that goofy outfit?”
“I was looking for tapes of Kudo matches,” Renix explained, “but they changed the passcode from last time.”
Nick sighed. “You know, they’ve been giving out keycards to anyone that requests them.” Nick approached the door and inserted a card into the slot beside it.
“Access granted,” the robotic voice said.
“Well?” Nick said, looking back behind him. “Are you just gonna stand there? Knowledge is a weapon and I’m planning to be properly armed come Omega Effect!”
Feeling silly, Renix assisted Nick in transporting as many Kudo Yasuda tapes as they could back to the hotel. In their room, they watched a handful. Eventually they decided to call it a day.
“We’ll watch the rest of these tomorrow,” Nick said. “We might as well get some rest.”
“Wait,” Renix interrupted, pointing at the television screen. “What’s up with Kudo here? He looks…happy.”
Nick and AK looked at the screen. Sure enough, Kudo was there. However, there was something different about him.
A smile.
Nick sighed as he glanced at the screen. “I miss that Kudo…”
Fade.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:37:17 GMT -5
Segment: Rebirth. (Credit: Rena)
o/` ‘Give it to mama..’ o/`
“Green Light” begins to play in the speakers. As we look closer, the ramp has been assembled to look like a four-way crossing of a street, complete with traffic lights. As the music progresses, a hoard of unknown hired help enter the arena dressed in the exact same green outfits. As a certain group of these pedestrians reach the side of the crossing that is red lighted, they begin to stop and move in a robotic motion while the others continue to move. The traffic gets larger and larger as the song progresses until finally a flowing dress emerges from the crowd. As green-sparkled confetti bursts through machines placed beside the traffic lights, Rena emerges in a beautiful flowing green gown. Everything about her screamed elegant as she made her way down to the ring. Green confetti begins to pour from the ceiling as Rena gracefully glides into the ring, taking a place in the middle as the crowd cheers for her. Her music begins to fade as she is handed a microphone from Phillip.
Rena: Everyone in attendance and to those around the World….WELCOME TO OMEGA EFFECT THREE!!!!!!!!
There is a thunderous applause for the welcome. Rena looks down and smiles, pleased with herself.
Rena: Thank you all for attending, and thank you all for making our birthplace of ACW a complete success. You know, there have been a lot of blood, sweat and tears smeared on this ring in the past. The great Latino spit out his gum here…
She points to a random spot on the ring.
Rena: Alicia Atomic Kitsune kicked BK’s ass here….
The crowd applauses, and Rena smiles once again.
Rena: You know, I began my career in wrestling here in this ring. I’ve put a lot of effort in my career and I hope I have enticed you all for these four long years. I have appreciated all of you throughout this, and I swear I’ll never leave you again. Thank you all for your support. Well, I guess that’s it. Thank you all for coming and enjoy your evening. I will be addressing a few things later, so stay calm as I get into my bitchiness further into the night.
She dropped the mic on the floor of the ring and left the arena to a thunderous applause. She was back…like a phoenix from the ashes, she had risen to a thunderous rebirth.
[fade]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:39:26 GMT -5
Segment: That Old Boyish Charm, Pt. 3 (Credit: Michael)
Backstage, Omega Effect was a bevy of excitement and nervousness. Renix sat quietly in the middle of her locker room. A soft knock came at the door. Nick entered in his gear and ready to compete. Nick limped over to Renix and took a seat across from him.
“Nick,” Renix began. “Are you su-.”
“Don’t even start with that,” Nick interrupted. “If you worry about me tonight, then you won’t be focused on Ross Lambert and then you’ll lose. You don’t have to worry about me, Renix. I already told you. I don’t sweat Kudo. This is your night, Renix.”
“I’m beginning to doubt myself.”
“Why?!” Nick asked angrily. “Because the critics don’t believe in you?! Because the damn elitists on the roster are counting you out?!”
“You don’t understand…”
“No! I do understand! You think Ross Lambert is the better wrestler?! Well, I got news for ya! Ross Lambert can suck a Diglett for all I care! The fact of the matter is he’s an insufferable fool! He never had to go through an endless nightmare like you have!”
Renix shook her head. “Feels like the nightmare is just beginning.”
“IT IS FOR ROSS! Look at me, Renix,” Nick ordered. “Look at me. You can beat him! Your smile is all it takes to inspire millions. Your story is enough to draw the attention of countless fans. And you’ve got more integrity in your pinky finger than Ross Lambert can ever hope to achieve!”
The grin that adorned Renix’s face was nothing but genuine. Embracing his girlfriend, who perhaps now can also be considered his pupil, his eyes were full of life.
“Thank you, Nick,” Renix said. “I’m glad you’re here with me.”
Nick firmly patted Renix on the back. “I’m always gonna be with you. Even if you lose this war with Ross, the fact of the matter is that you’ve made it this far. Everyone thought this was a joke. You’re the only one that deserves to be laughing.”
Renix chuckled before separating from the embrace. He got up and smiled warmly.
“Because of you, I’m gonna have to give every ounce of my soul to this match,” commented Nick.
“Heh.”
“Thank you. Between now and the end of this night, I don’t know what’s gonna happen between me and Kudo. The only thing I know for sure is that I gotta give it my all. For the sake of everyone that’s ever had faith in me, I gotta do this for them. Kudo Yasuda is human. He cries, sweats, and bleeds just like the rest of us. Ever since I first saw him in action, I’ve put him on some sort of mantle as if he were immortal. No. Now I realize what kind of man he truly is.”
“And what’s that?”
“He’s a bigger bum than I am!”
Nick and Renix laughed whole-heartedly. It was then that Renix saw it.
The old coot still had a bit of his boyish charm, the very same that endeared him in the hearts of so many Tokyo fans, the very same that could, and will, steal the show tonight.
Fade.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:40:45 GMT -5
Match 2: Home Run - Pink Slip Match Renix Williams vs Ross Lambert (Credit: Ross Lambert) The crowd is immensely quiet as they await the next contest… the crowd is jumping and cheering as 4 men walk down with a huge crate and begin to set up the ring, 4 posts are dragged out backstage too, the posts are set up in the corners and the box is opened again, the lights are killed temporarily while the bats are hidden in random places, the lights return and all the plates are in position and the ref has the chain over his shoulders holding the shackles, the arena is cheering but they then begin to quieten down when suddenly… Girlfight by Brooke Valentine hits as the crowd thunder and give The Headliner a standing ovation. There she go talkin' her mess All around town makin' me stress I need to get this off my chest And if her friend want some then she'll be next It really ain't that complicated Y'all walking round looking all frustrated Want some plex come on let's make it Ya acting real hard but I know ya fakin'
Know you really don't wanna step to dis Really don't know why you talkin' shit You 'bout to catch one right in the lip It's about to be a what? Girlfight!Renix Williams steps out from behind the curtain with a determined look on her face as the crowd stand simultaneously again, the cheers raining down on Renix heavier then real rain in England, Renix’s determined face lightens slightly as she absorbs the crowd reaction. McNally: Wow… this is gonna’ be one hell of a challenge, Renix has to go one on one with The Demon Child of ACW that we call Ross Lambert, Renix has suffered an attack on her life which she narrowly avoided and in the past 3 weeks there’s already been a tonne of bad blood. Eddison: Oh man, oh man, oh man… after some of the weapons that we saw Ross with before… something tells me that this match is going to be DAAAN- McNally: Save it for the actual match, Eddison. -_- We bout to throw dem bows We bout to swang dem thangs
It's about to be a what? Girlfight.
We on our way to ya neighborhood The reason why we comin' is understood Me and my girls we down to ride So when you hear us pull up bring ya butt outside And if you try to call ya cousin and nem Don't forget that I got some of dem 'Bout to go real hard 'bout to swang dem thangs 'Bout to feel elbows all in ya brainRenix slides into the ring examining the posts and looking at the chain that the ref has, R-N-X chants have already begun as Renix glares at the entrance ramps waiting for her opponent. The arena goes pitch black as “The Matrix Theme” by Crystal Method hits, the opening solo plays quietly for a few seconds until the main beat hits and a faded blue light illuminates the arena and from the side of the ring, 6 men (3 on each side) swing across the arena on trapezes, these acrobats swing around doing flips with light tubes, there’s a safety-net in place just in case but it doesn’t look like they need it, from the ring curtain, 3 men cartwheel out in White Leotards and do more glow-stick tricks, they use each other to do flips, with 2 men standing in one position, the third man hops up onto the palms of the foundation making a human pyramid as the Piano slowly begins, the trapeze men stop flipping on the trapeze as the piano solo continues, but they still swing as the Human Pyramid crumbles and they twirl gracefully, the beat returns and the flips continue as for the last 30 seconds, The 3 Frontmen continue to use each other to do incredible feats of acrobatics and then the beat finally starts to slow-down, another 3 men join the other main 3 and they form a 6-man pyramid as blue fireworks explode everywhere, all 6 men hop into a row and then bow as the trapezists head backstage, the stage men head backstage. The lights go pitch black again as “Clown” by KoRn hits, the lights illuminate red as 2 women who look a cross between Geisha’s and Moshers roll out of the ring doing a Capoeira Dance Routine simultaneously, the dancing stop as the lyrics start. Anger inside builds within my body Why’d you hit me? What have I done? You tried to hit me! The 2 Female Dancers begin to jump into Jujitsu stance and begin to spar at the top of the stage as Flaming Pyros spew everywhere. -the pain will begin; if you like throw your hate at me with all your might Hit me cause I’m strange, hit me! You tell me I’m a pussy and you’re harder than me The Twin Dancers try to wrestle with each other, they throw shot after shot at each other and they exchange punches, 2 men jump out from behind the curtain sliding weapons in their hilts across the floor, the men go backstage and women pick up the blades, clip the holsters onto their belts before drawing and clashing blades repeatedly. What’s with you boy? Think hard. A tattooed body to hide who you are Scared to be honest, be yourself A cowardly man! The 2 continue to slash at each other, one swings low and the other clears it with a jump, the fighting goes back and forth across the stage. I don’t run around trying to be what’s not within me Look into my eyes, I am free You’re just a wanna-beThe 2 continue to spar and the 2 eventually charge at each other and continue to out power each other as the lyrics finalize. To come out Hit me clown because I’m not from your town, now hit me clown X4
Clown you ain't shit. Turn around and get your face split X3.
-the pain will begin; if you like throw your hate at me with all your might Hit me cause I’m strange, hit me! You tell me I’m a pussy and you’re harder than me What’s with you boy? Think hard. A tattooed body to hide who you are Scared to be honest, be yourself A cowardly man!
Im just too fucking little! X3 Im just a fucking mental! X4
The 2 sparring dancers leap back and hoist their weapons and get down on one knee as the crowd applauses again, Freak on a Leash by KoRn hits as the crowd start booing and yelling, the lights are a red twirling void around the arena.
Something takes a part of me. Something lost and never seen. Everytime I start to believe, Something's raped and taken from me... from me.
Ross Lambert steps out of the curtain to a rain of hate from the crowd, the women dancers edge closer while kneeling to Ross, Ross raises his arms and the 2 women stand up straight.
Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light) Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I) Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light)
Ross raises both arms and the dancers raise their swords, they all throw down and flame pyro’s fly off everywhere, Ross stands up straight and smiles, looking at his victim. Ross splits his arms pointing at the dancers who pose with their swords.
I try to every night, all in vain... in vain. Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes it's my life I can't taste. Sometimes I cannot feel my face. You'll never see me fall from grace
Ross is lead down the ramp by the dancer-sword fight people, Ross is taken by a hand each and led to the ring, the dancers sneer at Renix in the ring as they walk down the ramp.
Something takes a part of me. You and I were meant to be. A cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes a part of me.
Ross is at the edge of the entrance ramp, he raises both arms and throws down again as the ring-posts eminate fire, Renix jumps back slightly. Feeling like a freak on a leash. (You wanna see the light) Feeling like I have no release. (So do I) How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light) Nothing in my life is free... is free Chorus
Ross is escorted to the ring steps and the 2 swordswomen lead up first, they sit on the ropes and Ross slowly ascends the stairs, not having noticed before because you only saw the front half of Ross, but the back of Ross’s attire is the most controversial… on the back part of his costume is a Burning US Flag, Ross climbs into the ring and looks at his swords women and makes the cut-throat sign, the 2 head back up the ramp.
Boom na da mmm dum na ema Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
GO! So...fight! something on the... dum na ema
Ross is glaring at Renix as the lights return to normal, the swordswomen bow at the top of the stage and more stage pyro’s go off.
McNally: Wow… what an entrance.
Eddison: And what an attire! The back of that costume is going to annoy more than a few people!!
A second referee on the outside slides into the ring and grabs a bracer of the black chains and attaches it to Renix, the first clips on Ross’s bracer. Ross smiles at Renix and Renix looks in disgust at her opponent.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:43:36 GMT -5
Phillip Jones: The following contest is a Home Run Match… the rules are simple, you must beat your opponent down until you can drag them by the chain around all 4 corners and press the button at each post, once you have tagged a post a light will come on, the first person to tag all 4 buttons will be the winner and the loser will be FIRED. Around the ring are baseball bats, each with their own deadly twist and any other weapon you find is legal, and a reminder… the loser WILL BE FIYAAAAHD!
The crowd pop at this and RNX chants continues.
Phillip Jones: Introducing first, from Gresham… Oregon, standing 5’5 feet tall… weighing 132 pounds… “The Headliner!”…. RENIX…. WIIIIIIIILLIIAAAMSSS!
The crowd chant and the R-N-X chants roll through out the arena.
Phillip Jones: And… from Temecula, California, standing 6’5 feet tall… weighing 280 pounds… when you fight him, Brutality is Standard Issue… ROSS… LAAAAAAAAAMMMBEEEEEERT!
The crowd boo loudly and “Lambert Sucks” chant erupts throughout the crowd.
McNally: Woahoho! Renix is giving up nearly 200 pounds to Ross!
Eddison: And Ross is exactly a foot taller, this isn’t going to be an easy ride for Renix I can tell you that much!
McNally: But Renix has experience… and heart, 2 qualities that Ross doesn’t have for damn sure.
Eddison: Renix has the fans behind her and a Helluva lot more training and wisdom against the cocky, young Ross but Ross has shown he can sure as Hell get it done. The crazy thing about this is, if Renix wins, Ross is looking at 10… 20 years in the slammer, if Renix wins, Renix is fired from ACW, zip, bang gone, no more Headliner to quote Ross.
The bell rings as Ross confidently smiles at Renix, Ross feels he has it in the bag already as Ross swaggers over to Renix, Renix grabs hold of the chain on her wrist and pulls at it, Ross laughs at Renix, Ross runs at Renix and hoists up his size 12 boot, Renix slides underneath and hops up behind Ross, Renix pulls on the chain and Ross goes head over heels, Renix runs at Ross and begins to lay in the stamps, Renix is showing no remorse here as she lays into the face of Ross. Renix continues to lay in the stamps but Ross rolls out the way of her 23rd stamp, Ross gets up and yanks on the chain, pulling Renix right towards him, Ross and Renix are nose to nose and Ross has that maniacal look in his eye as his hand darts around her throat, Renix is choking as Ross moves in closer, so close in fact that Renix hits a nasty thumb to the eye.
Ross lets go of Renix and stumbles around and Renix dropkicks Ross’s back. Ross flies into the ropes and then spins around as Renix hits a nasty spin-kick into the chest of Ross, Ross crumples in a heap on the floor and Renix wraps the chain around Ross’s neck and begins to choke the life out of him, she wraps it and pulls the ends back and apart, Ross squirms around on the floor with Renix sitting on his back, Ross is slamming down on the mat until eventually he presses his palms on the floor and grabs the chains and begins to use his awesome strength to unwrap the chain around his neck, Renix is in shock as she receives an elbow to the gut, the chains are loose now and Ross throws Renix off his back by pushing himself up off the ground, Ross untangles himself until there’s a straight streak of chain.
Ross flips the chain and Renix is dragged to her feet, Ross twirls underneath the chain to get Renix in a wrist lock and then he yanks the chain towards her, Lariat to Renix smushes her down into the ground. Ross grabs Renix by her blonde locks and peels her off the floor, Ross grabs Renix and holds her over her head, Military Press style, Renix squirms around as Ross poses pushing her up and down repeatedly, Renix slides off though and wraps the chain around Ross’s throat as she falls and snaps into a Blackout. The crowd MTFO as the chain Blackout early on in the match makes Ross struggle around for dear life. R-N-X chants continue again as Ross’s struggles begin to slow down until suddenly he drops, Renix breaks the choke and unwraps the chain and she rolls out the ring.
McNally: This is gonna’ be the hardest challenge for Renix, dragging around a 100 pound weight is gonna’ be tough!
Renix pulls with all her might and soon Ross is dragged out of the ring, she slowly but surely drags him to the first plate where she presses the button, Ross is down by the apron, Renix tries to drag him but he won’t move, Renix walks right up to Ross to grab his wrist but Ross springs up and boots Renix in the face, Ross tags the button meaning they’re now one and all. Ross decides to try and achieve some revenge and so he throws Renix into the ring post and begins to wrap the chain around Renix’s throat and the ring post, Ross does like a mini-619 into the ring as he slides around the ring, strangling Renix against the ring post as Ross sprints away from Renix on the spot, Ross flops forward and the chain suddenly tightens as Renix is chocked. Ross gets up and smiles and rolls through the ring to untie the chain, Ross heads over to the announce table.
]Eddison: This is disgusting! What does Ross plan now?!?!
McNally kicks the table in disgust.
Eddison: AAHHHH! That’s sharp!
Eddison ducks under the table to see what spiked him and he slowly leans back out.
Eddison: Oh… my… God.
McNally heads under the table, and then pulls back out, his face has gone white.
McNally: Wow…
Ross clears the announce table of all its good and looks to throw Renix head first but Ross puts her foot down and elbows Ross in the gut, before throwing Ross face first into the table, Ross stumbles back as Renix goes to grab his head again, he reaptedly throws Ross’s head into the table until he can barely stand, she runs around behind Ross and begins to choke him with the chain again, Ross’s eyes droop and his struggling begins to fade. Renix suddenly lets go as Ross falls to his knees, Ross begins gasping for breath, as Renix grabs him by the shoulders, spins him around and… WOAH! Spinning Shiranui! Renix flies over Ross’s head and pushes him straight down through the table, the crowd start chanting Holy Shit! Ross is completely motionless.
Eddison: DAAAAANGEROUS!
Renix slowly gets to her feet and begins to shift the desk plate, she puts her fingers under and begins to lift, Ross slides up as Renix leans under and grabs what Edison hurt himself on before…. The Barb-Wire Baseball Bat. Renix raises it over her head to a huge ovation from the crowd. Renix drops it on Ross’s back and leg-drops it, Ross squirms in pain and he shakes violently but Ross soon stops as Renix picks it up again. Renix looks like she’s going to slam down but Ross swerves out the way and rolls under the ring, Renix is forced to follow as she’s attached. Renix sticks her head under as Ross rolls out again about half the apron down, Ross runs at Renix and clotheslines her down to the padding, the crowd boo loudly as Ross grabs Renix by her hair again and drags her to the next home-run buzzer, he throws her face first into his button making it 2-1 around the pitch. Ross throws Renix into the ring-post but Renix kicks back and hits a Spinning Back Kick to Ross’s gut, Renix slaps the next buzzer making it 2-2.
Renix throws Ross into the ring, leans under the apron and pulls out a weapon… the possibly least violent version of this theme, the regular baseball bat, she slides into the ring and begins to bring it down on Ross’s back repeatedly. Renix’s strikes get faster and faster as her face twists, Renix brings it down for a 5th time but Ross rolls out the way and throws the chain to the floor, Renix’s hand flies off the bat and Ross darts for it and hops to his feet, Renix looks at Ross and has a very grim face on him, Ross’s free hand darts for Renix’s throat. Ross raises the bat over his head and kicks Renix in the gut with a devastasting shot and then swings upward, sending Renix flying onto her back, the crowd booing in unison, Renix is layed out as Ross grabs Renix by her head and snaps a Crippling Losses DDT. >_>
Ross walks over to the ropes and slides out of the ring, Renix still inside but dragged to the edges by the chain, Ross looks underneath the ring , he searches around and then he pulls out a table.
McNally: Woah… what’s Ross thinking?
Edison: If I know Ross it’ll hurt…
Ross slides the table into the ring, he slides in himself and hooks one leg… then another and flips the table to its feet. Ross poses by the table and then grabs Renix by her head, he hooks the battered Renix up for an XG-K9. Ross has a smile on his face but Ross gets elbowed in the jaw, Renix squirms out of impending doom and spins around behind Ross and does what nobody thought possible… Renix using every ounce of strength manages to German Suplex Ross through the table! Renix and Ross are flat out on the floor, nobody is moving. The ref examines both and they’re still conscious.
McNally: Wow… a German Suplex through a table… Renix has got so much heart she could throw Ross up like that!
Eddison: I’m not gonna’ say my catch-phrase just yet as y’know I’m expecting something bigger.
Ross’s arms begin to twitch as Renix is slowly beginning to pull herself up, she clutches her head in pain as Ross’s whole body begins to twitch a little, Renix grabs the regular baseball bat and begins to wait for Ross to get up, Renix has that determined look in her eyes, as Ross slowly begins to get up, Renix gets closer and closer to her prey, Ross is up to one knee, unaware of the danger that looms behind him, Ross clutches the back of his head and he finally he stands up, back to Renix.
McNally: Ross, whatever you do… do NOT turn around…
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:43:56 GMT -5
Ross oblivious to McNally’s suggestion spins around only to be decked in the gut with the bat, Renix then swings upwards ala what Ross did and hits a clean shot to the face. The crowd pop for this as Renix swings the bat over her head bringing it down into Ross’s gut repatedly, Renix hits stamp after stamp followed by another bat assault, Renix continues to smash onto Ross with the bat before she rolls out the ring, dragging Ross to the ropes, she leans under the ring and continues to search, she comes back out not finding what she wants and then looks at the floor, she digs her fingers under the concrete padding and begins to tear it off the floor, she pulls it off and reaches down to find… The Light Tube Baseball Bat, Renix rolls into the ring and looks to end Ross. She brings it over her head and brings it down to Ross, shattering the light-tubes into his back.
Edison: DAAAAAAAAANGGEEEROUUUUSSSSS!!!!
Ross rolls around, light tube shards stuck in his back, Renix hits him in the back again and again a few more times, blood is pouring out of Ross’s back because of the tube shards, Renix leans down and grabs 2 shards, ripping them out of Ross’s back as Ross screams in pain, more blood flows across the “Burning US Flag Logo” across the crowd are ecstatic, Renix with that mad look in her brings it down a final 7th time, before she hits it so hard over his back that the bat snaps in half, Renix then grabs the light-tube end and begins digging it into his back, Ross continues to scream in pain as Renix gets that mad, desperate look in her eye, Renix spins around to see Ross’s face which has… tears, dripping down his eyes, Renix’s jaw drops and begins to feel bad, but she remembers what he’s done to her, she yanks the dug in bat shard out of his back and Ross yells out again, she yanks Ross to the edge of the ring, and then slides out, pulling him outside to the ring where the announce table is, Renix grabs the barb-wire baseball bat, she puts the Barbie on Ross’s face and hits a Leg-Drop onto the bat, Renix braces for the back of the leg pain, the barb-wire bat digs right into Ross’s face, R-N-X chants break out again as Renix moves off the bat, blood is spewing out of Ross’s face as Renix heads to the near-by ring step, she flips the top half over to reveal possibly the most lethal weapon…
The Nail Bat.
The crowd cheer loudly as she cradles the possibly death-bringing weapon. Renix looks over at the blood covered Ross and she stands at his feet, with the bat over her head, looking to make the finishing strike.
Edison: She CAN’T be serious. O.O
McNally: I sure hope not.
Renix is about to hammer down when Ross’s foot flies out and kicks Renix in the shin, Renix drops to one knee as Ross’s arm shoots under the ring apron, Renix gets up and goes to hit Ross but Ross pulls out a cookie platter, Renix flies towards the cookie platter which Ross holds out, the nail punctures straight through the cookie platter to the surprise of Ross, Renix and Ross engage in a struggle, bat VS platter, Ross puts up both feet and kicks the platter out of his hands, sending Renix flying into the crowd barrier, Ross hops up and wipes some of the blood out of his eyes, Ross grabs the Barb-Wire baseball bat and places it over Renix’s face who’s hunched up against the crowd barrier.
Edison: Oh My God…
McNally: Ross is a MAD MAN!
Ross runs forward and plants the boot to the bat, the barb-wire cutting to Renix’s face leaving a nasty gash on her forehead but nothing more, Ross peels it off her face as Renix appears motionless, Ross drags Renix along by the chain to the 3rd plate and presses the buzzer as Ross smiles confidently, Ross continues to pull but Renix won’t move, Ross turns around to see that Renix has been snagged on the turnbuckle post, Ross goes to sort it out but to his doom, Renix has grabbed a home-run plate, Renix hops up and smashes it over Ross’s face, the plate shattering as Ross’s eyes glaze over, Renix slams the button to the delight of the crowd as she slowly but surely begins to work her way over to the final post, Renix is having exceptional difficulty dragging Ross now that she’s at least half an hour into the match, Renix is exhausted and slowly but surely is making her way to the final post, Renix is about a meter away when there’s a sudden disturbance in the crowd, the crowd are booing loudly as Spike Lambert hops the crowd barrier carrying a standard Baseball Bat, Renix spins around only to get clobbered by the bat, Spike picks up Ross and throws him into the ring, also doing the same to Renix, Spike soon follows and the combat returns to the ring.
Spike throws Renix into the corner, and Spike hits a nasty clothesline to Renix who stumbles drunkenly out the corner, Spike hops up top rope and hits a vicious Imperial Impalement, Renix crashes to the mat as the crowd are booing their heart out.
Edison: This is disgusting! The Republic of Hope have screwed Renix!
Suddenly, Funky Dealer by Hideki Naganuma hits, and out thunders a relative unknown but a close friend of Renix, Taka Rokkaku. He thunders down to the ring and Spike sees this, Spike waits for Taka to slide in the ring which he does, Spike goes to boot him but Taka slides under the leg, Spike spins around into a Shin Sakyou High Kick by Taks, Spike crumples to the mat and rolls out the ring as Ross slowly starts to get up, the crowd are cheering now.
Edison: Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, FINALLY! SOME JUSTICE!
McNally: Finally someone comes to help Renix.
Ross is getting up as Taka climbs top-rope, Ross pushes himself off his one knee and spins around to see Taka fly over him and hit a devastating overcast! The crowd pop as Taka slams to the mat taking Ross with him. Renix is slowly regaining conscience, she pushes her self off of the ground and sees Taka getting up and sees the damage done to Ross and Spike, her eyes light up and she walks to Taka. The 2 embrace but suddenly, By Myself by Linkin’ Park and possible the worst person you want to see shows up on the entrance ramp, the 7’0 tall, 400 pound Kenji Zakahashi, Renix and Taka exchange looks, confident they can take him, Zakahashi walks up to the ring as the crowd boo loudly, The Republic’s “Nuke” is about to detonate as Zakahashi climbs onto the apron and steps over the top rope with ease, Renix and Taka stand in fighting pose, ready for Takahashi but suddenly, the deadly duo of Mimi Ashrahk and Charlotte Hawking have appeared behind the 2.
Edison: NO! Look out!!
McNally: Things are looking grim…
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 23, 2007 14:45:11 GMT -5
Mimi and Charlotte, both cradling a lead pipe immobilize Renix and Taka with a chop block using the pipe, Kenji walks over to the limp bodies and grabs Takanashi by his throat, he hoists him up to his feet and then walks behind him and hits a Millennium Suplex, Taka flies across the ring as Charlotte grabs Renix and hits a Back-Breaker and Mimi flies off the rope to hit a Decapitator (ode to Destruction), Renix is completely stunned as Ross and Spike finally get to their feet. Back in the ring again, Spike begins to lay into Takanashi, attention is diverted from Renix to Taka as Mimi and Charlotte snap a Double Fujiwara Armbar and Spike and Ross hit a Double Grapevine Ankle Lock, the pain coursing through his face as Takanashi screams in pain, Kenji prepares the final move as he rebounds off the rope, he runs and stamps Takanashi’s face into the mat, and continues to run to the other side of the ropes, he stops as The Republic let go of Taka, completely immboilized.
McNally: This is disgusting!
Ross is up to his feet and reverts back to Renix, he has 3 quarters of his home-run done and wants to finish but doesn’t quite feel the need just yet, he wants to make a statement.
Ross: KENJI! GET A TABLE!
Kenji climbs out the ring and pulls out a table from under the ring, he slides it in and Charlotte and Mimi do the setting up, they lean Takanashi against the table, Ross kicks him in the shins and Taka stumbles out, Ross rebounds off the ropes (Renix still on the floor) and spears him through a table.
Edison: DAAAAANGEROUS!!!!!!
The crowd are booing loudly as The Republic clap, Ross decides he’s had enough and he rolls out the ring, dragging Renix with him, he confidently swaggers over to the 4th and final plate, preparing for that magical home-run.
McNally: God, not like this… please!
Ross spins his around and like a windmill while walking closer and closer before stamping that last button, the light clicks on and the bell rings, the booing escalates and litter is thrown at Ross.
Edison: No!
Jones: Ladies and Gentlemen… here is your winner of the pink-slip Home-Run match…. ROSS…. LAAAAAMMBEEERT! As a result of this match, Renix is fired.
Freak on a Leash hits as everybody in the ring is ecstatic, they cheer loudly as a very accurate cup of coke bounces off of Ross’s back, the referee slides out of the ring and unlocks the wrist bracer around Ross’s waist before raising his arm, he then unlocks Renix’s arm as she slowly begins to get up, as Ross walks up through the entrance, The Republic of Hope following him, they all pose with both arms up before Ross does the RVD thumbs to the “Burning American Flag” picture on his back, The Republic walk back-stage as Renix makes it to her feet, the crowd give her a standing ovation as she begins to walk back-stage. She smiles and waves at the crowd, as R-N-X chants conclude, Girlfight by Brooke Valentine hits as she walks up the ramp, she makes one final wave to the audience before dipping backstage as we draw to a fade.
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