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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 14:56:18 GMT -5
Segment: Reunion
Elsewhere backstage, AK is finishing her preparations for her upcoming match. We find her in her locker room, talking to her mother; they have been joined by another semi-familiar face, Alicia’s half-sister Nicky.
AK: …and that’s what I’ve been doing the last couple of weeks.
Nicky: Wow, you must have enough air miles for a trip to the moon by now.
AK: Yeah, if I ever get a chance for a holiday we’ll cash them in and go somewhere where they’ve never heard of wrestling. Like Outer Mongolia, or Lerwick.
AK’s mum: They’re working you too hard, love.
AK: You always say that, mum…
Nicky: Yeah. Come on, we ought to find our seats, we missed part of the show because the ring road was so congested, burst water main or something. We’ll see you soon sis, kick that lard-arse Hitman guy to the ceiling and back!
AK’s mum: I’m sure I never raised you to be so uncouth…
Nicky laughs as they leave the room, finally giving AK a bit of peace. AK brushes her hair through; having her family in to watch her take on someone like Hitman isn’t ideal, but when are they likely ever to get the chance to see the best ACW has to offer in London again?
Alicia knows that her choice of career is a concern for her mother; she quietly hopes that if she can demonstrate that she’s able to cope with the demands of the ring without lasting damage, at first hand, that her mum will be at least partially reassured. She already knows herself that feeling in the pit of the stomach when someone you love goes out there, and there’s nothing you can do but cross your fingers and hope they come back in one piece…
A knock on the door breaks her chain of thought, and AK comes back to the present.
AK: Who is it?
Before she gets an answer, the door opens, and two large figures in deep blue robes enter. You can almost hear the big dramatic chords from the invisible orchestra.
?? (strong East London accent): No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, eh darlin’?
AK recognizes the voice at once, and snorts with laughter as the two men remove their hoods.
AK: Inari on a pogo stick… what do you two look like?
Reg: Yeah, I know it’s a bit weirdy beardy, but we’re on a tight schedule. We’re on our way to a top secret Acolytes of Isis-Aqua ceremony…
Ron:…and bingo night.
AK laughs again; she’s pleased to see Reg and Ron are still up to their old tricks.
Reg: We just came to wish you luck for tonight, love to stay and all that but it’s kind of a big do.
AK: Oh, anything interesting?
Ron: Yeah, we’re renewing the most vile and heinous curses that layeth upon our sworn enemies, that they might falter and fail.
A pause.
AK:….this is about Arsenal, isn’t it?
Reg grins.
Reg: They said we’d never do it, the Disciples of Mithras would be all over us before we could mess things up.
Ron: But the Disciples of Mithras are a load of ponces. They fight like girls.
Reg elbows his brother.
Ron:….er, present company excepted, of course.
AK: Mithras… that’s the ancient Roman cult of the bull god, right?
Reg: Yeah, that’s them. All blood and oaths and Thierry bloody Henry crap and not nearly enough drinking for my taste. Tossers.
Ron: We couldn’t touch them at Highbury, but they moved site, yeah? So that buggers up their chakras, or chukkas, or something like that. We do a bit of prayin’ and chantin’ and such, and boom! Their form goes down the toilet.
AK: Crikey, remind me never to get on the wrong side of you two…
They all laugh, and Reg checks his watch.
Reg: Sod it, we’ve got to go. We’ll be down the Innsmouth later if you want to stop by, though, it’s Karaoke evening I think.
AK: Cheers lads, depending on how things go for Victor and I, we might see you. Have fun at your meeting…
Reg: We always do. Give ’em hell, Ali, we’re rootin’ for you.
The two men exit the room, drawing a few stares from some frightened crew members who go off to stir up more trouble by reporting that the Druids are back. AK smiles, and checks her appearance one more time before leaving the room herself, turning off the light and causing the fade to…
Black.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 14:56:50 GMT -5
Match 8: Tale of the Lost Tape - ACW Tag Title Match Top Draw vs Flower Power (Credit: Dan) We fade into the Earl's Court Arena, where Philip is standing in the ring with a microphone.Philip: ladies and gentlemen, it brings me great pleasure not only to home right here in London, England... There's a sizeable pop, and Philip cannot help but smile.Philip: ...But without further ado, I'd like to welcome you to a special presentation. This match was from the Meltdown 7th September show, the famous Tag Team Match that was missing from TV. And now, for the first time ever, I present to you that epic tag team contest! There's another pop as the alphatron flickers on.
Meltdown, 7th September 2006
We cut back to the arena, where Philip has entered the ring in prospect of this great tag match.Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the ACW Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the challengers, Jake Cheng and BK London, the Triple Syndicate! ”Push it” by Rick Ross hits, and the fans boo loudly as BK and Jake walk out from the curtain. The fans clearly don’t like them as they challenge for their millionth attempt at the tag titles. They walk down the ramp and enter the ring, as their music fades.Philip: And their opponents, the current tag team champions, from Okinawa, Japan, Flower Power! Ding-a-ding, ding-a-ding. Flower of Carnage plays as Sarin and Yoko show up from behind the curtain. They both have two belts on their shoulders; Sarin with a tag title and the diva title, and Yoko with the other tag title and the Yokoweight title. They hand off the belts and enter the ring.Bell rings. Yoko closes up on BK, and the two lock up, like they have done so many times in the past. And again, BK uses his strength to get the ball rolling, knocking Yoko to the ground with a powerful shoulder thrust. Yoko quickly climbs to her feet, smirking at BK as they lock up again. BK pushes Yoko away – she stays on her feet – and tries to clothesline her, but Yoko quickly performs a drop toe hold and smirks as BK hits the deck. BK looks up and scowls at his old rivals as he gets to the floor. He tags Jake in, who is quick into the action. He runs at Yoko, but Yoko performs an arm drag. As Jake gets to his feet, he turns around to see Yoko flying at him. He ducks the flying clothesline, and Yoko rolls on the floor. She looks a little hurt, and Sarin tags herself in just to be on the safe side. She enters the ring, and Jake quickly grapples with her. Using his vast strength, Jake hits Sarin with an Irish whip at ease, but he doesn’t comprehend what’s to happen next. Sarin leaps backwards with a handspring back elbow, knocking Jake to the floor with a pop. Jake slowly gets up, ignoring the cheering fans as he grabs Sarin by the chest, and forcing her into the corner with his palms. Sarin slips under Jake’s left arm though, attempting a Neckbreaker, but Jake is too powerful and denies Sarin the ability to hit the move. Instead, he turns around, lifting Sarin up and hitting a powerful Evenflow DDT. The move appears to have knocked some form of sense out of Sarin’s head, and Jake makes the cover: 1… 2… Kickout by Sarin. There’s a brief cheer from the crowd as Sarin kicks out, Jake shaking his head as he gets to his feet, and tags in the former World Champion, BK London. BK has a grin on his head as he grabs a seated Sarin, lifting her to her feet. BK throws her at the ropes, bouncing off the ropes himself and attempting a clothesline, but Sarin manages to duck the attempt, bouncing off the ropes and taking BK to the floor with a mesmerising Headscissors takedown. That provides another pop, as both members make it to their feet. Sarin attempts a bicycle kick, but BK manages to roll out the way of the attempt, but as he sprawls to his feet, darts forward instinctively and hits a neckbreaker. There’s booing coming from all corners of the arena as BK lifts Sarin up, and throws him into a corner unmarked by either tag team. He then rushes forwards, but Sarin slips out the way. She tags Yoko in and there’s yet another pop as Yoko climbs through the ropes. Sarin opts not to go for a double-team move, leaving Yoko to deal with her old foe. She lifts BK out of the turnbuckle, throwing a couple of punches, albeit weak ones. She attempts an Irish Whip, but BK reverses it, only for Yoko to repeat the treatment BK gave Sarin and take him down with a neckbreaker. She quickly gets to her feet, going off the ropes and hitting a Guillotine Leg Drop for yet another pop, before getting to her feet. BK is down but he is certainly not out, and manages to climb to his feet. He gets to his feet, but Yoko kicks him in the gut, hooking his head. Being hauntingly reminded of that defeat back at Genocide 2005, BK doesn’t allow Yoko to successfully complete the Revolver move, and BK instead hooks Yoko’s waist, hitting a Fisherman’s Suplex. He doesn’t hold on for the bridge pin, however, and the two quickly break up and climb to their feet. BK tries to go for a clothesline, but Yoko dodges. Yoko then attempts a Standing Dropkick, but BK keeps hold of the ropes, and Yoko flies to the ground. But she quickly gets back up, and the two wrestler lock up into a grapple hold. BK obviously out-powers Yoko, sending her at the ropes. He attempts a Samoan Drop, hitting it successfully, putting all his weight on top of Yoko. He rolls it into a cover: 1… 2… Kickout by Yoko.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 14:57:36 GMT -5
BK looks quite annoyed as he gets to his feet, and tags Jake in. Jake enters the ring, rubbing his hands as he lifts Yoko up. He punches her a couple of times, before throwing her at the turnbuckle. She stumbles backwards out of the turnbuckle, and falls straight into a German Suplex. Jake lands Yoko on he neck, causing a wince and a jeer to form from the fans. Jake gets the his feet, lifting Yoko up and throwing her into the turnbuckle. He follows up, clotheslining her across the chest. Jake then climbs onto the turnbuckle, lifting Yoko up, and the fans all raise to their feet as he attempts to go for the Mandate of Heaven (Pepsi Plunge). However, Yoko manages to use all he strength to flip Jake over her head and resulting in him taking a massive fall! There’s another pop as Yoko falls back to the ground, but manages to crawl over and tag Sarin into the match. Sarin rushes forwards, hitting a guillotine leg drop, much alike to Yoko’s move. She lifts Jake up again, but Jake ducks the Hook Kick, spinning Sarin around and hitting an arm drag. Sarin falls into the turnbuckle in a seated position, and Jake smirks before running forward, hitting a bronco buster. Sarin doesn’t exactly like Jake’s manhood smacking against her face, and Yoko turns away in disgust as BK has to try and contain his laughter.
Jake removes himself from Sarin’s face, and Sarin sluggishly picks herself up, still a little dazed from the situation. The two grapple, and Sarin shoves Jake back with an elbow. She attempts another Hook kick, but Jake catches the foot, swinging Sarin around, before taking her down with a falling lariat. The two are clearly getting tired as the match goes on, and it takes them a few seconds before they manage to get to their feet. Jake hits an Irish Whip on Sarin. He tries to hit a roundhouse kick, but Sarin ducks it. Jake turns around, as Sarin hits the ropes again and takes Jake down with a hurricarana! Both though are unable to get to their feet, however, and they fall onto their backs, both breathless. The referee begins to count, as both BK and Yoko stretch over the ropes, desperate to make the tag.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jake slowly rolls on to his front, and begins to drag himself over to his corner.
FOUR!
FIVE!
Sarin turns and slowly creeps over to her corner.
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
Jake is nearly at his corner, whilst Sarin is still a couple of feet away from Yoko.
NINE!
Jake makes – Sarin leaps for her life and also makes the tag! BK enters the ring, and Yoko also comes. BK runs at Yoko, but Yoko takes him down with a flying lariat! BK gets up again, but Yoko takes him down again with another lariat. BK is quick to his feet though, running at Yoko again. Yoko attempts the YKO, but BK ducks it. Yoko turns around, and SMACK! she runs straight into the Shades of Michaels! He makes the cover:
1…
…2…
…Sarin makes the stop!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 14:57:54 GMT -5
The crowd cheers as Sarin makes the dramatic stop, using all her energy to break the cover up and save the tag team titles. Jake holds his head in his hands and he quickly tackles Sarin, with both falling through the ropes. BK gets to his feet, looking extremely angry as he lifts Yoko up. He attempts to go for the Corporate Lock, but Yoko turns and pushes BK away with his other foot. As BK is groggy, Yoko gets to her feet, and attempts to hit the YKO again… but as she lands on BK’s shoulders, BK drops Yoko into a modified Texas Cloverleaf! The fans look shocked as Yoko appears to be in a lot of pain, as Jake and Sarin exchange blows on the outside of the ring, near the announcer’s table, both unbeknownst to the actions occurring in the ring. In the ring, meanwhile, Yoko slowly attempts to get over to the ropes, but she’s losing concentration fast, as BK has a firm grip on the hold. Suddenly she hears a small pitter-patter on the ring mat, and looks down below her mouth.
Yup, another nose bleed.
She feels like she could feint at any time, but fortunately, luck happens to turn her way, as it always appears to with Flower Power. Sarin manages to reverse an Irish Whip on Jake, sending him into the steel steps. Sarin then enters the ring, standing in front of BK, and smirking as she hits a powerful Rin Spin into BK’s face! As BK falls, Yoko rolls him over into a pinfall attempt:
1…
…2…
…Kickout by BK London!
The whole arena sighs in annoyance, as Yoko gets to her feet. Sarin looks extremely concerned, as Yoko remembers about her nose, slowly feeling it with her fingers. She quickly wipes it away with her sleeve, but their lapse of concentration proves to appear as a crucial mistake. BK rushes behind both of them, clotheslining them in the back and knocking both tag team champions to the floor onto all fours. BK rests at the ropes, as the referee struggles to maintain any authority. He tries to get Sarin out the ring, but BK confronts him. This leads to Yoko getting to her feet, and kicking BK in the back – sending him flying into the referee. The referee falls to the floor, and BK holds his head with his hands. He turns around, but uses his agility to avoid the Rinko Kick for the first time ever. He then takes both down with a clothesline, as Jake gets into the ring. BK lifts Yoko up, whilst Jake lifts Sarin up. They both knee their opponent in the gut, whilst BK sets up the Revolver and Jake sets up the C4 Exploder. But Yoko elbows BK out of the way, before spraying a black poison mist into the eyes of Jake! Jake naturally drops his hold on Sarin, whilst blinded by the black mist, and both Yoko and Sarin quickly get prepared, hitting a groggy BK London with the Rinko Kick!!! Yoko makes the cover:
1…
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…3!!!
Philip: Here are your winners…And STILL ACW Tag Team Champions…Flower Power!
Yoko gets off of BK, and the fans are mightily relieved to see Yoko and Sarin defend their title. Sarin helps Yoko to her feet, and they hug as the referee hands them their belts. They hug again as they exit the ring, having successfully defend their belts against one of their toughest opponents to date. “Flower of Carnage” plays in the background as the two walk up the ramp, and the camera fades out.
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The alphatron fades to black, and the British fans applaud for such a great match as the camera pans across the fans, before fading out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 14:58:47 GMT -5
Segment: Special Ceremony (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)
As we cut back from the match on the Alphatron, the ring has apparently had a red carpet rolled out inside of it while the match was shown. Sarin Rossi and Yoko Satoshi are in the ring as well. They’re wearing their tag team titles and holding microphones. Yoko begins to clap as the tape finishes playing.
Yoko: What a wonderful match that was, don’t you agree Sarin?
Sarin: Yes. And after all the effort we went to finding that tape, I hope the fans agree as well.
Yay, loud cheering.
Sarin: That’s what I thought.
Yoko: So, you may be wondering why we’re out here now, and why there’s a…well, I guess it’s called a ceremonial red carpet.
Sarin: We’ve seen them used during important events a billion times on TV, so it felt appropriate.
Yoko: Right.
Sarin: Tonight, we honor the history of the ACW Tag Team Titles!
Yoko: But we can’t honor the ACW Tag Titles without first going way back, back to before ACW was ACW. Back when we were still the GFWCW.
Sarin lowers her microphone to allow Yoko to take over at this point. Yoko was…well, she wasn’t there at the beginning, but close enough. She knows her stuff since she debuted less than a month after the grand opening.
Yoko: No one in GFWCW management had run a wrestling company before, and I have my doubts they’d even held executive positions in ANY company prior to this business venture. The early days were very chaotic and unorganized. It took them a while to get into a steady groove. On Meltdown…Errr, Thunder, June 4th, 2004, the first GFWCW Tag Team Champions were crowned after three very confusing elimination matches. Roll the clip!
The Alphatron lights up as old footage begins to play.
Quickly Blaze uses a leg drop to keep Blade down and buy herself some time. Breathing hard, Blaze is at a loss as to what to do and she winces as she feels the effects of her trip earlier with DWB; she simply does not have the weight or force to make her slams as effective as they need to be. Then her eyes light up as a crazy idea occurs to her; She returns to Latino in their corner and whispers something urgently in his ear. Latino looks at her as if she has taken leave of her senses, and at first he shakes his head; as Blade starts to rouse himself Blaze takes Latino’s hand and urges him to listen. Seeing that they are almost out of time, Latino gives in and climbs up to a kneeling position on the turnbuckle; then Blaze climbs up to join him and kneels on his shoulders. Latino grits his teeth and, forcing back the agony in his shoulder, he stands up; summoning every last ounce of strength he lifts Blaze by her waist so that she is horizontal and facing forward. Blaze spreads her arms wide and just as Blade is back on his feet, Latino leans back and then launches his partner forward into space. The extra height of the fall increases the power of the resulting impact by a large margin, and Blade is almost knocked senseless. Blaze too is badly stunned but she pushes Blade on to his back and the referee counts; at the last second V3 reappears and breaks the cover. Blaze grabs on to V3 and rolls away; Latino though is now able to deliver the decisive blow, and he hits his trademark frogsplash on to Blade. With V3 still tangled up with Blaze there is no one to break Latino’s pin and the arena roof practically comes off as the bell rings.
Ginger: Here are your winners…..and the NEW Tag Team Champions…..DJ Blaze and Latino!!
We fade back in on Yoko and Sarin.
Sarin: And so the first tag team champions were Latino and Alicia?
Yoko: Correct. She was under her DJ Blaze persona though. Those were fun times.
Sarin: Tell me about them later, go on with the ceremony.
Yoko: Right. Latino and DJ Blaze went through a very large number of teams in that three part match to win the belts. Let’s see, I have the list here.
Sarin: No, you gave it to me.
Yoko: Oh, right. Proceed!
Sarin unfolds a small piece of paper and begins reading the participants.
Sarin: Spider and Furor Celtica, known as Flatline.
Yoko: I’ve never even heard of this Furor Celtica.
Sarin: Rey McFoley and Edge, known as the Poco Locos.
Yoko: That’s a classic team, there. Rey and I had some very amazing matches.
Sarin: PDogg and Flea, known as…PDogg and Flea.
Yoko: I never got a chance to meet PDogg, but I did meet Flea on exactly one occasion. Seemed alright. He looks a lot like that guy from the Red Hot Chili Peppers…
Sarin: Kane and GWD.
Yoko: Losers. Both of them. But I can thank GWD for jumpstarting my career in my first PPV match!
Sarin: That was all of the people in the first part of the match. Kane and GWD and Flatline moved on.
Yoko: And then the second part?
Sarin: It involved Tyd and Monkeybaal.
Yoko: The ultimate filler team.
Sarin: V3 and…Bladeshadow? Oooh.
Yoko: They used to be close friends. This was Blade in his prime, too.
Sarin: Latino and DJ Blaze.
Yoko: The winners, of course.
Sarin: EvilRMQ and…DownwithBush. Were those seriously ring names?
Yoko: Yes, sadly. They formed the team EvilBush.
Sarin: That’s terrible. Blade and V3 and Latino and DJ Blaze moved on, anyway. Then the other two winners came out, and Latino and DJ won. Correct?
Yoko: Correct. Like I said, it was a mess. But at least we had champions, and they were more than deserving after surviving that onslaught. They held the belts for 27 days, to Thunder July 1st, 2004.
Sarin: Your birthday!
Yoko: I got ridiculed that night. But this isn’t about me. The then-owner of GFWCW, WCW98, was-
Sarin: What is with these awful names?! They sound like internet screen names!
Yoko: They probably were. Anyway, WCW98 was getting pretty corrupt and booked Pain Inc in their first tag match. It was a title shot against the champions.
Sarin: Pain Inc…Ridley and Rose?
Yoko: Yes. Roll clip.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 14:59:27 GMT -5
We cut to the Alphatron again.
Latino is fired up; he shakes his shoulders as Ridley pulls himself together, and attacks with a string of powerful punches. Ridley fights back, now with real intent and at full power, and the crowd roars to spur both of them on. Latino whips Ridley to the ropes; Ridley grabs them and swiftly launches into a quebrada, but Latino dodges aside. As Ridley picks himself up Latino locks in for the first of his trademark 3 vertical suplexes; it hits and Latino twists over inot position for the second, Ridley resists with all his force and Latino has to fight to hit the second move; he is obviously becoming extremely tired and Ridley battles all the way to prevent the third suplex taking place. Somehow though Latino manages it; the crowd goes wild as Latino drags himself into the pin. Everybody counts – 1,2, - KICKOUT! The fans are stunned, and Latino and Blaze cannot believe it. Latino drags himself to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle for his frog splash……he leaps into the air, and cameras flash everywhere, but at the last second Ridley rolls aside. Latino impacts hard, and Ridley grins demonically as he picks up Latino. Everyone has been so focused on the main battle that no one has seen Rose quietly slip off of the turnbuckle and collect a steel chair……..with frightening power Ridley launches Latino with his Torpedoes away throw and he flies into the turnbuckle at Ridley’s corner. Immediately Ridley turns around, rushes over to Blaze and punches her off of the apron; the referee is angry and he remonstrates with Ridley. In doing so he plays right into Ridley and Rose’s hands, and as Latino pulls himself up at the corner Rose delivers a thunderous chairshot directly to his head. Everyone (except the referee) hears the sound and shudders; Latino is busted wide open and he is in cloud cuckoo land as he staggers back to the centre of the ring, bleeding heavily. Ridley has only to pick him up and deliver a fitting tombstone piledriver before the referee makes the 1-2-3 count, and Blaze’s world shatters as her career goes six feet under.
Philip: Here are your winners….and NEW WCW Tag Team Champions…….Pain Inc!
Cut back to Flower Power.
Yoko: I don’t care to discuss them further, so we’ll move right along.
Sarin: I understand.
Yoko: They held the belts for 21 days, up July 22nd, 2004. This was the first edition of Meltdown under that name, and GFWCW was renamed ACW.
Sarin: I find it hard to believe that they actually lost the belts. They’re infamous.
Yoko: Well, Ridley died. So Rose had to defend them on her own against the Poco Locos and was unsuccessful.
Sarin: Didn’t Ridley come back like a week later?
Yoko: Something like that. Roll clip.
Back to the Alphatron.
EL and Rose begin to fight once more, and Rose does not see the Co – Chairman leave his seat and quietly walk around to the opposite side of the ring. As Rose tries to use the ropes to gain speed for an attack WCW blatantly grabs her foot and causes her to fall; the referee sees his action and angrily runs over to WCW, who gets up on the apron and starts arguing loudly. This is exactly what Rey has been waiting for; with the ref distracted he re – enters the ring and Rose finds herself fighting both Pocos at once. Rose battles like a Russian bear, striking down the Pocos again and again, and the crowd’s reaction to her courageous stand is extraordinary; swearing and cursing, Rey slides out of the ring and returns with a chair, and the crowd yells angrily as EL restrains Rose, and Rey takes a shot at her head. Rose slumps, but her eyes stay open and she stares at Rey; Rey just smirks and hits her again. The referee is starting to get tired of WCW and is about to order him away from the ring, so the Pocos finish off their plan; they lay the now bleeding Rose over the middle rope and together land the Poco Loco Express (simultaneous 619s) before Rey exits the ring. WCW jumps off of the turnbuckle and the referee turns to see EL’s pin; all 3 of the conspirators grin as the referee counts 1,2 – Rose kicks, and the audience goes bananas as the colour drains from WCW’s face. The Co – Chairman can’t believe it and his jaw drops; Rose gets back up but she is clearly running on empty, and Rey shouts out a final instruction to EL. Rose hooks up her “Mark of the Rose” and it hits, but EL busts out of her pin at 2.5, and as the referee is picking himself up from the count EL grabs Rose and runs with her to his own corner……where Rey is holding up his lightweight title belt. The crowd gasps at the impact as Rose’s head is driven against metal, and EL hits his “Dark Calling”; he drives his nails into Rose’s already bloodied face and this time Rose’s efforts are not enough; the referee makes the 1-2-3 count and the bell rings.
Philip: Here are your winners…….the Poco Locos!
Back to the ring.
Sarin: That seemed unfair. Were they deserving as champs at all?
Yoko: Rey is a decent guy. The other one isn’t. So…maybe! Anyway, they held the belts for 13 days. On August 2nd, 2004, a team of up and comers got their chance to prove themselves. Top Draw won the titles in an elimination tag match.
Sarin: The same Top Draw we defeated on the tape?
Yoko: The very same. Roll clip!
To the Alphatron!
Rey curses and yells at Loco; Loco scowls back at him and lifts London for a piledriver. London, however, struggles and gets free; fired up by the noise from the fans London goes on the offensive, giving Loco punch after thunderous punch before hitting his London – plex (Fisherman’s Suplex). London pins, and gets 2 before Loco kicks away; London is now on a roll and he continues with a whip to set up his BK Bomb (sitout spinebuster). Another pin, and this time only Rey’s intervention stops the count; London is totally fed up with Rey’s meddling and he kicks him in the head before landing his explicit action (suplex to RKO). Rey drops, and London turns back to Loco only to receive a vicious knee to the gut; Loco signals for the full dark calling, but London wrenches himself free once more and kicks Loco hard to the back of one knee. Loco slips down to kneel on that knee, and with the crowd yelling and cheering London nails his Final Shot (Shining Wizard.) Rey is too groggy to interfere, and London holds Loco down for the 1-2-3 count.
Philip: El Loco has been eliminated!
Rey slams his fists into the canvas in rage as the referee directs Loco out of the ring; Loco tries to argue and the ref is distracted. Rey dives out of the ring and goes for one of the belts, but London is not about to let him proceed with impunity and he follows at speed; as Rey snatches the gold and turns around, London kicks out and the metal is driven back against Rey’s own face. London pushes the dropped belt away with his foot before pulling Rey back to his feet; London grabs Rey by the head and tries to run forward and slam him against the ring apron, but Rey blocks with his arms. Rey reaches up behind him and grabs London by the neck before dropping to drive his neck against his shoulder, and London falls over on to the outside crash matting; Rey shouts and hurls insults at London, kicking and stamping on him viciously, before bundling him back into the ring where the referee has finished dealing with Loco and is up to a seven count. London is starting to tire from the effort of the match, and Rey is in no mood to prolong the contest; he drags London to the corner and starts to climb, intending to land his untimely death finisher from the highest point possible. Rey tries to get London on his shoulders, but London won’t lie down and accept his fate; he struggles, and Rey throws him down to the outside of the ring before following himself for a frog splash. The move partially connects, and Rey again brings the tired London back to the ring. London is in trouble, and he kicks out wildly toward Rey, but instead he nails the ref by mistake; the ref falls, and Rey is about to capitalise when there is a roar from the crowd, and Spider emerges from the audience with a chair. Rey smirks as London takes the chair to the face, and as Spider disappears as swiftly as he came, Rey feigns concern for the referee and shakes him awake before pinning London. Rey thinks it’s over, the ref counts – but somehow London responds just before the 3 count is given, and Rey is amazed. He does not let this faze him, however, and he hits a Gorey Bomb; everyone watches the referee count 1,2,th – no! London’s arm is in the air, and Rey cannot believe it as London pushes him away and gets back up. The crowd is going ballistic, and London yells “It’s MY TIME!” at Rey; Rey sneers, looks around at the crowd and flips them off before charging at London. London steps aside, and Rey runs straight into one of the posts; as he staggers back London grabs him and german – suplexes with a float over pin. Rey thrashes and just escapes before 3, but this does not deter London; he slaps on a double chickenwing and converts to a sitout facebuster, and then rockets to the corner himself. London doesn’t stop to hail the crowd; instead he springs up into his “London to Brooklyn” cannonball shooting star press, and the roof almost comes off of the arena as it connects. London pins and hooks the leg, and the whole auditorium counts 1,2,3 with the referee for a famous victory.
Philip: Here are your winners………and NEW ACW tag team champions………Top Draw!
To the ring!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:00:17 GMT -5
Yoko: Top Draw’s reign lasted 24 days, to August 26th, 2004. Little did they know that BK’s rival a month prior would use a guaranteed title shot not for the Entertainment Title, but for his Tag Titles. Spider, now with Venom in the new Flatline, challenged Top Draw for the belts and won. Fun fact though, Spider and Venom, who became Angelo Giovanni, are now Fallout jobbers. How the mighty fall. Roll clip.
Alphatron again.
Once free, London whips Venom to the ropes and dropkicks him on his return; the crowd is on its feet roaring London on, and he gives Venom a taste of the “cheesecake” (stalling inverted reverse DDT). Venom goes down hard, and London covers; everyone counts 1,2…. but just before 3 Spider makes the save. The ref orders Spider out, and Venom is still down; London covers again but this time Venom gets a shoulder up of his own accord just short of 3. With Venom still very dazed. London elbow drops to keep him down and then heads straight for a neutral corner; with his arms raised he leaps off for his “Brooklyn to London” cannonball SSP, but Spider grabs Venom by the leg and pulls him just out of the way, and the crowd cries out as London smashes into the mat with huge force. London is stunned and he lies on the mat; Venom is just about in his knees and he is about to crawl over for a cover, but he sees his own corner is much nearer and instead makes a fingertip tag to Spider, who overcomes his own fatigue to rush in and make the cover himself. The ref counts, but staggeringly just before 3 London throws up an arm; Spider looks at his glassy expression and realises that victory is within reach. Jakie is trying to pull himself back on to the apron after the piledriver, and Spider realises that he will have only one chance; without hesitating he lifts London and nails his Widow’s peak with every ounce of strength he has left in him and makes the pin. Jakie only twigs what is going on when the ref has already started counting, and his hand hits the mat for 3 before Jakie can make it through the ropes.
Philip: Here are your winners……and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions……Flatline!
Ring again.
Sarin: Poor Top Draw. Did they win back the belts?
Yoko: Nope. Not only did they not win back the belts, Flatline went on to have the longest reign ever at the time. 52 days. They lasted all the way until October 16th, 2004, which was the Samhain PPV.
Sarin: Who beat them?
Yoko: Bladeshadow and V3. Flatline had become The Italian Mafia and lost their way, and so they took advantage. It was an Ultimate X match. Roll the clip.
The clips begins to play.
Blade somersaults at the peak of his ascent and then drops down to deliver the truly ultimate Thor’s Hammer, right before V3 finishes the combo for an awesome “Atomic Lightning Strike”. Blade takes a few moments to get up from the fall, and he walks back over to V3; TIM are completely out of it, and the crowd is cheering themselves silly. Blade and V3 scratch their heads comically, and then look upward…..and with absolutely perfect timing Blade’s bounces overcome the binding on the title belts. They drop down, and Blade and V3 catch them as the bell rings to signify the end of the contest.
Philip: Here are your winners……and NEW ACW tag team champions…..Bladeshadow and V3!
It stops and goes back to the ring.
Sarin: Ew, Blade had our belts.
Yoko: That’s why we sterilized them.
Sarin: Please tell me they didn’t have them for long. Please?
Yoko: Just for 35 days. To November 20th, 2004. The Hellbound Heart PPV. They lost them to Hunter and Cage.
Sarin: Oooh, I know the story there. Or I think I do. Let’s not go over it or we’ll be here all night.
Yoko: Wise judgment. Roll clip. Oh, also a note of interest, G-Unit was also in the match, and it was an Asylum Match.
Alphatron ahoy.
Blade scrambles up the ladder and stands at the top, twenty-five feet from the ground. He signals that he is ready to deliver Thor's Hammer. Suddenly, Cage sneaks up and pushes the ladder. Blade falls down twenty-five feet and crashes on top of Gooey and Jonny, putting them through tables! Cage looks down at the motionless bodies at the bottom of the cell and laughs. Suddenly, V3 sneaks up and hits Cage with the Kamikaze. Cage lies on top of the cell motionless. Hunter notices him and gets angry. V3 walks to Hunter and Hunter quickly executes Hunter's Revenge. He drags V3's body right on top of the place where the Tag Team Titles are hanging. He then sets up the ladder at the top and yells. He climbs up, and leaps of, connecting with the Hunting Elbow.
Suddenly, the ceiling collapses and Hunter, Cage, and V3 fall down to the ring below. Midair, Hunter grabs the Tag Team Titles and holds them with dear life. He falls down, then unfastens the Titles from the piece of plexiglass, and then smiles in relief as he hears the bell ring.
Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions, Hunter and Cage!
Ring Ahoy.
Yoko: They broke the record and held the belts for 54 days, until January 13th, 2005. G-Unit finally won the belts.
Sarin: JonnyG and Gooey Garth? Didn’t they win it several times?
Yoko: Yes. They got custom belts for winning the titles so much. They lost them the first time to BK and TNT after 28 days, at February 10th, 2005 Meltdown. Clip.
Jonny’s not moving this time, and BK performs the move with exceptional precision. The ref drops for the count, and TNT smirks – but then he realizes that he’s forgotten about Gooey. The tag champ is making a dash from the other side; dropping everything, TNT charges around as Gooey slides into the ring. He makes a dive as the ref counts 2 – but TNT grabs his ankles, arresting Gooey’s forward motion. Gooey crashes to the mat, and lying face down he sees the referee’s hand strike for 3 just inches away from him. The bell rings, and the fans scream abuse and yell at TNT and BK as the pair of them catch one another’s eye.
Philip: Here is your winner, still ACW World Champion, BK London……and your NEW tag team champions, BK London and TNT!
Back to the ring.
Yoko: …But then, only 4 days later on the February 14th 2005 Warfare, G-Unit regained their belts in a ladder match.
Sarin: FOUR days?!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:00:36 GMT -5
Back to a clip.
What happens next is the stuff of watercooler and bar conversations all over the country. Even those in attendance on the night have to pinch themselves, as Jonny raises his arms up, arches his back, and then dives forward. He collects BK as he passes him, and the Richter – scale shouts of “HOLY SHIT” don’t even come close to doing justice to the effect of seeing a Sunset Flip Bomb off of a 20 foot ladder. The EMTs, who’ve been watching the contest with trepidation, race down to ringside, certain that both men will be in serious need of their help; but they halt as they see movement, and the crowd screams with joy as Jonny staggers to his feet. Gooey has come around enough to see that last insane move, and he looks at Jonny for confirmation that his friend is ok; Jonny just nods, and then the pair of them climb up the ladder, cheered on at every rung, until they come face to face at the top. Gooey looks at Jonny, Jonny looks at Gooey, and then with the broadest of grins they reach up and delicately pluck the tag belts from the air. The whole arena resonates with cheering and chanting, and G – Unit slide back down the ladder to put their feet to the mat and bring the epic match to an emotional and unforgettable conclusion.
Philip: Here are your winners……and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions….G Unit!
To the ring.
Yoko: They kept up the tag thing for a while, but then 31 days later at the March 14th 2005 Warfare, they lost the belts to Orange Darkness.
Sarin: Who?
Yoko: Ridley and…Bob.
Sarin: Bob? …That guy? The one you dated?
Yoko: Don’t remind me. Ugh…
Yoko looks visibly ill at the thought of dating someone who isn’t Sarin.
Clip!
Then, with a small amount of his old personality revived briefly, Ridley dashes over and re – tags Bob before crossing the ring and springboarding to the outside, colliding with Gooey and the chair in a loud crescendo. There’s further sound of skull on metal, and both the cameras and the referee are torn over who they should be watching; Jonny is just about getting up, and in the nick of time the producer gets a shot of Bob up on the turnbuckle. Camera flashes blaze everywhere as Bob raises his arms up and measures his flight path……
Bob: G UNIT, THIS PARTY IS OVER!!
The reverse hurracanrana is a thing of beauty, and two matches of intense action have left Jonny without the reserves he needs to get away. The noise is such that even the closest mics don’t pick up the sound of the referee’s hand hitting the canvas, but the pictures tell the story and the three count is given in almost perfect synchronicity with Ridley’s curbstomp to Gooey on to a very bent looking steel chair.
Philip: Here are your winners, and NEW ACW tag team champions….Bob and Ridley!
Ring!
Yoko: A week later they vacated the belts because Ridley did NOT like Bob, so they couldn’t work together. So The Bob & Amo Show faced G-Unit for the vacant belts at the Genocide PPV on March 26th, 2005. G-Unit won the belts for the THIRD time.
Another clip.
Bob is staggering and bleeding from the head quite a bit, but it looks like it is the end of the line for him. Jonny goes for a suplex, but Bob reverses into a small package and the referee counts 1……………2………….3, NO! NO! Jonny in a prime show of his technical prowess reverses the move and The Referee counts 1…………2……(Is a miracle in store for Bob?)…………..3. Bob kicks out just a fraction too late and the referee calls for the bell.
Bell Rings.
Philip: Here are your winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions……G Unit!
Back in the ring now.
Sarin: Too many G-Unit reigns in such a short amount of time.
Yoko: That wasn’t the last one either. This reign was their longest, at 51 days. It lasted to the May 16th 2005 edition of Warfare, where they lost to The Predators. Coldfire were also in the match, but they were pretty unremarkable.
Clip time again!
Finally, Jonny is brought down, and Wolf drags the referee over as Predator applies the Predator crossface. Jonny holds out, hand in the air, and Gooey sees him – but Coldfire cannot, they have their backs to the ring in joint defence. Wolf gives the ref a shake, and he regains consciousness just in time to see Jonny’s endurance expire. Jonny taps, and lets his head fall to the mat as the bell rings; only now do Coldfire realize their error, and Gooey slides in to check on his partner as the Predators’ faces burst out in mile – wide smiles.
Philip: Here are your winners…….and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions……..The Predators!
Ring again.
Yoko: The Predators’ reign lasted for just 21 days, where they then lost them back to G-Unit on the June 6th 2005 Warfare. Clip please.
The ref, however, orders Wolf back, and the small distraction lets Jonny slip into the ring. Predator can’t defend himself, and G Unit combine forces for a double powerbomb of enormous impact, the very essence of a successful tag team. Wolf tries to alert the referee but it’s too late, and Jonny is once again standing innocently on the outside as Gooey makes a simple cover to obtain the 3 count.
Philip: Here are your winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions…….G Unit!
The ring, now.
Sarin: Four time champions? That’s very impressive.
Yoko: They truly were the tag team of that specific period. But then they lost the belts and never got them back. At the July 11th 2005 Warfare, 32 after winning the belts, they lost them for good to Senator and Hunter. The Santanas were there too, but they did nothing.
Hunter whips Jonny – except that instead of releasing him, he hold on to his arm and sticks out a leg to trip him to the ground. Hunter pulls Jonny back in the direction of his own corner, and elbow – drops on to the back of Jonny’s head to keep him down; he adds a few stomps to Jonny’s already weakened leg and then tags back to the Senator. Working perfectly as a team, the Senator is able to apply the reverse Victory Lock II, and the crowd waits for the inevitable, as Jonny now can’t move to break the hold at the ropes. But Jonny holds out; his p-ride won’t allow him to tap, and the Senator tells Hunter to help him. Hunter slips in, and adds the Bear Trap to the move; the pain is now etched deeply across Jonny’s face. The referee won’t allow the double teaming indefinitely and Hunter has break and leave the ring after a 5 count, but the extra pressure’s done the trick. Having done enough to maintain his dignity, Jonny taps out in a controlled manner, and there is a wave of cheering around the arena as the referee calls for the bell to end the contest.
Philip: Here are your winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions……. The Senator and Hunter!
Back to Yoko.
Yoko: 39 days later on the August 18th 2005 Meltdown, Hunter went to jail and so the titles were vacated once again. So there’s no clip there, but there IS a clip of interest I saw on that same show, so we’ll watch it for fun.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:01:21 GMT -5
Clip!
Scarlet: Why did you want me to win?
Yoko blushes.
Yoko: Because...you're nice. I like your style, and I'm sure I'd like you as a person if I got to know you.
Scarlet: Thanks. I like you too from what I've seen of you, we need another match sometime. Good job on saving the company, by the way.
Yoko: Yeah...I'm proud of that.
There's a bit of an awkward silence between them.
Yoko: Tell me, do you want to go somewhere after the show?
Scarlet: Um...Sure.
Yoko reaches out to her and gives her a quick hug before she can react. Scarlet blushes herself, and doesn't say anything for a moment.
Scarlet: What are you doing?
Yoko lets go and backs away.
Yoko: I'm sorry, I just wanted to hug you. I won't do it again.
Scarlet: You didn't have to stop, it was nice...It was comforting.
Yoko smiles at her.
Yoko: I'll see you later, then.
Scarlet: I'll be waiting!
Sarin: The night we became friends!
Yoko: It’s a very special moment for me.
Sarin: You were wanting to get into my pants from day one. That’s what it looks like.
Yoko: You got into my pants first, you know. But that doesn’t matter right now. My voice is getting tired, I think you can take over now.
Sarin: Of course!
Yoko lowers her microphone and clears her throat as Sarin prepares to finish up the ceremony.
Sarin: Ahem. Anyway, after the belts were vacated, a contest was determined between two teams: the Deities of War and the Cold Blooded Killers!
Yoko involuntarily shudders.
Sarin: What’s wrong with you?
Yoko: Lex...ew.
Sarin rolls her eyes, motioning to the Tron.
Feeling the match turning his way, Cernunnos follows this with a pumphandle slam, and another pin; he gets close to 2.5, but NBK has been keeping his powder dry, and as the pair get up again he makes it to his feet first and launches a flurry of punches at Cernunnos’ head before the 7’2 wrestler can get fully to his feet. Other opponents have surrendered to this furious onslaught, and while Cernunnos isn’t quite that worn down, he’s left reeling and open to a further attack. Demonstrating his truly awesome strength, NBK lifts Cernunnos up and nails his “New Lex – Effect” slam; it draws a lot of energy from LaRocha, but he still drops into a cover. Cernunnos is in deep trouble, and Pilko acts not a moment too soon to break the pin; the ref becomes annoyed, and this only multiplies as Scott storms back into the action, charging at Pilko and just barely missing the referee as he shoulder – tackles the military man to the mat. Things threaten to get completely out of control as a four man scrap breaks out; but it’s Cernunnos and Pilko, the slightly more experienced of the two teams, who get their act together first. Pilko whips Scott out of his way and joins Cernunnos in cornering NBK; the pair of them use sledgehammer blows from hand and feet to quell his resistance, and then execute a stunning double powerbomb with lightning speed. Scott rallies and tries to assist his partner, but Pilko blocks his passage, and succeeds in complying with the referee’s wishes by removing both himself and Scott from the ring. Cernunnos, who is starting to tire, comes under attack from an incredibly resilient NBK, but it’s adrenaline fueling the fightback, and as the hormone surge dies down Cernunnos rides out the attack and finally halts it with a big boot. Lack of experience means that NBK doesn’t recognize the signal for the Furor Celtica, and Cernunnos forgoes his normal stalling to deliver the move without pause. The impact is massive, and Cernunnos’ brute strength is just enough for him to hold down NBK and render his last gasp kick ineffective. The 3 count is given, and the bell rings to loud cheers from the crowd.
Philip: Here are your winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions…. Cernunnos and Sgt. Pilko, the Deities of War!
Sarin: Despite their loss, the Cold Blooded Killers got their revenge after only nineteen days. Heatwave 2005 marked the first tag team championship reign of CBK.
Scott enters the ring and so does an extremely fresh Cernunnos, Cernunnos wastes no time and he clotheslines Scott nearly out of his boots. Lex gets up and Cernunnos whips him off the ropes and takes him down with a Big Boot. Lex holds his jaw and Scott gets up and recieves a Full Nelson Slam for his troubles. Cernunnos covers Scott but Lex breaks it up, Lex begins to punch away at Cernunnos and Scott also begins to get up. They begin to double team Cernunnos with punches and kicks and then they whip him off the ropes. They attempt a double clothesline but Cernunnos rolls under it and bounces off the ropes to take both superstars down with a Crossbody, a move hard for a man his size to pull off. Cernunnos rises up to his feet and he attempts the Furor Celtica on Scott but Lex chop blocks him. Cernunnos drops down to one knee and Scott hops up to the top rope and attempts the Heatseeker. His hands follow Cernunnos as he gets up and then he dives off the ropes with the Overcastle and hits it perfectly on Cernunnos. Scott covers Cernunnos for the one, two, th-- but Cernunnos kicks out. He begins to rise to his feet Hogan style and Scott attempt to run toward him but Cernunnos gorilla presses him in the air. He then drops him hard on his back and then Lex charges into the ring and charges toward Cernunnos but Cernunnos uses Lex's own momentum and tosses him over the top rope. Pilko tags himself in and Cernunnos goes to the outside and begins to take it to Lex, Pilko climbs to the top rope for the Frog Splash but Scott kicks the referee into the ropes. Pilko looses his balance and lands groin first into the top rope, Scott hops up to his feet and he lifts Pilko in Fireman's Carry position and it looks like he is going for the Assasination but Pilko counters it into a Inverted Tornado DDT.
The crowd goes wild and Pilko picks up Scott over his head, Gorilla pressing him. Lex on the outside takes a fan's drink and throws it in the eyes of Cernunnos, blinding him. Lex then runs back ringside and he grabs the legs of Pilko from under him. Pilko drops down and Scott lands ontop of him. The ref counts one, two, three but what he didn't see was Lex holding down Pilko's legs. But it’s too late, new Tag Team Champions have been crowned.
Philip: And the winner and NEW ACW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, The Cold Blooded Killers!
Sarin: The Cold Blooded Killers were initially a dominating tag team. However, that soon changed when the formidable partners, the Macho Man RDK and...um...
Yoko: Alicia.
Sarin blushes, eyes downcast, remembering better times.
Sarin: Right, Alicia. With...fan support lodged firmly in their ears, RDK and Alicia captured the titles after an explosive match in Samhain.
Scott’s anger has dissolved as he watches Lex giving everything in defence of their titles; and now he puts their emergency plan into action. Scott reaches out for the tag; Lex nearly makes it, but RDK pulls him back at the very last moment. Scott yells and distracts the referee, claiming that he felt the tag; as the ref argues, Lex low – blows RDK, and then runs over and scoops up one of the tag title belts that Scott has quietly retrieved and placed on the edge of the apron. The crowd boos with fury as Lex rushes at RDK; AK slides in and blocks the attack, but takes a whack with the belt and falls out of the ring through the ropes. The corwd boos furiously and Lex laughs cruelly – and walks right into RDK, who grabs the belt and tosses it aside before nailing the Rockbottom. The fans go berserk, and the ref turns and sees the pin, sliding in to count – 1….2…thre – NO!! Lex gets a shoulder up, and now the fans are almost in shock, not even Scott expected that and was halfway into the ring to break the pin at the time. The crowd despairs, but RDK hasn’t given up; he hears a shout from behind him, and without questioning it, rolls away from Lex and slides into a tag to AK, who is hanging on to the ropes and pulling herself back up to the apron. AK doesn’t enter the ring; instead she runs along to the centre of the ropes, grabs the top one, and jumps up on to it. She jumps straight up, seeing that Lex is on one knee; as she comes down again she bounces, this time traveling higher as she is sent upward, and one or two of the fans with long memories are hit with a serious feeling of Déjà vu. Only when Lex is about to stand upright does she finally launch her most high – risk move; she gets a huge amount of air, and somersaults 360 degrees as she travels over the top of her opponent’s head. Cameras flash everywhere, as AK comes down and grabs Lex by the neck; she delivers the Stunner–esque finish to the Vixen Crusher with unmatched force, and Lex is completely out of it as his head hits the mat. RDK is ready to block Scott, but Scott can already see that there’s nothing to be gained now; AK makes the pin, and the audience makes the foundations of the building shake as the referee counts the 1,2,3.
Philip: Here are your winners… and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions, Alicia “Atomic” Kitsune and the Macho Man, RDK!
Sarin: Atomic Kitsune and RDK have the second longest tag team championship reign, lasting 97 days with the titles.
Yoko: Hah. I remember people saying nobody could ever surpass their tag reign.
Sarin smiles, despite herself, very much pleased with their accomplishment.
Sarin: However, their reign came to a shocking end due to a certain someone’s interference on Meltdown.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:01:43 GMT -5
The fans are sure that this is the end of the match, but as the two get within two feet of their opponents, both Jonny and Jake amazingly roll out of the way. AK and RDK land with a crash and the fans’ cheers to turn to screams, especially as RDK bounces off his jaw. Jake and Jonny both leave the ring to catch their breath, whilst RAF, for once, is confused what to do. Instead he just allows the action to go ahead, as Jonny and Jake re-enter the ring. They both pick up their opponents at the same time, and both throw a punch which are both blocked. RDK then throws his own punch on Jonny, whilst AK hits a powerful kick to Jake’s side. RDK continues punching Jonny at the ropes, and bounces off the ropes, hitting Jonny over the ropes with a clothesline. RDK follows him to the outside, whilst AK continues kicking Jake in the sides. She tries to whip Jake but Jake reverses it, and jumps off the ropes, trying to plant AK with a clothesline. But AK sees it coming, and instead grabs Jake by the head, jumping onto the turnbuckle and hitting the Fox Flip (Acid Drop). On the outside, meanwhile Jonny and RDK continue exchanging punches, but RDK gets the upper hand. He punches Jonny several times, the final one sending Jonny flying over the Spanish Announcer’s table.
RDK then removes the monitors, and the fans cheer as he gets on the table with Jonny. He slowly lifts Jonny up, machos up and grabs Jonny around the neck. He signals for the Macho Slam, but as he lifts it Jonny boots RDK in the gut and RDK drops him. Jonny then lifts RDK up for the Jonormous Slam, but RDK manages to struggle out of it. He turns Jonny around, and gives him a giant Rock Bottom right through the table! The fans go nuts as the table implodes with such force, leaving the two lying on the floor. Cutting back to the ring, AK gets to her feet, having just hit the Fox Flip. She looks at Jake, and then the turnbuckle, and smiles. She climbs the turnbuckle, and we know that she’ll be going for the Ground Zero 450 Splash. But suddenly there’s a loud roar from the crowd, but it’s a rather negative roar. AK chooses not to listen to the fans, assuming they’re just making a noise to cheer her on as she attempts to maintain balance on the top rope. But the camera does turn to the ramp…
…to see none of than ‘The Welsh Dragon’ Dan White run down to the ring. As AK manages to get onto two feet on the turnbuckle and about to jump, WeDrag pulls down on the ropes. AK falls, and although she doesn’t feel pain like a male would, it still causes a scream and jeers from the fans. AK feels her tailbone with pain and tries to climb back onto two feet, but fails to do so as WeDrag grabs hold of one of her legs, holding it down. AK tries to struggle away, and manages to kick WeDrag in the face, resulting in him letting go of the leg. However as she does this, Jake manages to climb to his feet. As AK thinks she’s gotten WeDrag of her, Jake jumps onto the turnbuckle, hitting her in the head with a punch before lifting her up into the Mandate of Heaven, and hitting the move (Pepsi Plunge/Elevated Pedigree). The fans turn to RDK in an attempt to see someone save the match, and then to the ramp, but there’s nobody. All they can hope for is that AK kicks out of the pain as Jake makes the cover:
1…
2…
The fans hold their breath, hoping and expecting AK’s arm to leap up in the air.
3. It doesn’t, and the fans miserably slump to their seats as Jake unleashes a victory roar. Philip, who’s still in awe at such a brilliant tag team contest, stands up to announce the result.
Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners…AND NEW ACW Tag Team Champions, Jake Cheng and Jonny Spade.
Yoko: What jerks.
Sarin: Tell me about it. Following their tag team victory, the Untouchables were at full force. However, we soon went from one obnoxious tag team to the next obnoxious tag team in record time. After eleven days with the belts, Jake and Jonny lost to our favorite people in the world...
Yoko: ...Hunter and Santiago. Sarin: Correct. Roll the footage.
Jake and Hunter let rip at one another; Jake certainly isn’t worried, as he can’t lose the titles by being DQed, but Hunter can’t afford to let that happen, and he forces Jake back to the ropes, clotheslining him over the top and then following before RAF loses his cool utterly. Fortunately for them, RAF’s got his hands full keeping his eyes on Jonny and Santiago; Santiago is pushing for the win, and signals the Texas Tea, but Jonny catches sight of this and as Santiago tries to execute the move, Jonny is able to keep hold of Santiago’s neck with his legs as Santiago slams him, and he takes Santi down with him, so that both men take a heavy impact. Hunter and Jake have managed to get back to their corners, and Jake yells to Jonny for the tag; Jonny slowly gets up, and the crowd is on the edge of their seats as he makes painfully slow progress in Jake’s direction. Santiago revives, and goes after Jonny, but Jonny just about makes it in time, and the match swings 180 as Jake springs into action, dashing in and kicking seven shades out of Santiago. Knowing this is no time to hold back, he signals for the Petrified (C4 Exploder); the crowd roars, but Santiago resists, and attempts to whip Jake away from him toward his own corner. Jake slams on the breaks, and reverses… but that’s exactly what Santiago was hoping for. He’s back in his corner and has tagged before Jake can correct his mistake, and Jake has only a second or two before Hunter is upon him.
He throws himself forward, and to everyone’s amazement is able to connect with a crushing elbow that completely screws with Hunter’s sense of direction. Jonny yells from the apron, but he’s about to get a nasty surprise; Santiago has not yet left the ring, and he dashes back past Hunter and Jake, and instead of intervening to help his teammate, he performs a massive suicide dive to the outside, taking Jonny with him. It’s spectacular, but is it a critical mistake? Jake has Hunter in reach, and he grasps him preparing for the Jakie drop. The crowd yells as Jake goes for broke… and then Hunter makes his move, demonstrating just why he’s known as “master of the counter” by reversing it into his own Shotgun. Jake’s lack of size counts against him, as Hunter is able to pour most of his energy into the downward slam, and Jonny is unable to respond to help his partner as Hunter pins, 1……2…..3.
The bell rings, and the crowd shouts out in surprise as Philip confirms the outcome.
Philip: Here are your winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions…. Hunter and Santiago Rivera!
Sarin: Guess what?
Yoko: What?
Sarin: Jonny and Jake win AGAIN.
Yoko: How long was Hunter’s reign?
Sarin: ...Seventeen days.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:02:05 GMT -5
Yoko finds this very humorous. Sarin bites her lip to keep from laughing as well. She nods to the Tron once more.
RDK backs up and makes his way back up the ramp and Santiago attempts to slide back in the ring but he feels something pulling him back out the ring. The culprit is none other than RDK and he begins to take it to the International Champion. RDK delivers with the punches and he knocks Santiago over the barricade into the crowd. RDK steps over the barricade and he begins to follow Santiago towards the backstage area, continuing to whoop his ass. Hunter releases the Bear Trap and he is pissed that RDK has managed to foil one of his plans again, but he will be damned if he loses his gold. Hunter rolls out of the ring and he grabs one of tag team titles and rolls back into the ring with it. Jake slowly makes his way up to his feet and Hunter nails him with a belt square between the eyes and the crowd continues to boo Hunter's choice of offense. Hunter turns around and witnesses Jonny making his way up also, Jonny turns around and Hunter attempts the same thing but Jonny hits a desperation Arn Anderson like Spinebuster. The tag title slides out of Hunter's hand to the outside and Jonny slowly rises back up and signals for the end. He hoists Hunter onto his shoulders, going for his pattented Jonormous Slam but as he turns Hunter, Hunter lands on his feet and lands a quick - yet decisive - low blow to Jonny. Hunter's desperation attempt has given him the opportunity to recover from the Spinebuster but then he makes his way towards the table. Jake sees this and like a cat, he pounces toward the champion, attempting to tackle him through the table but Hunter side steps the move and Jake crashes through the table.
Hunter's heart is moving at 100 beats per second as he almost saw an end to his title reign. Hunter attempts to go outside the ring for another table but Jonny grabs Hunter's leg and grapevine's it with his two legs. Hunter attempts to walk on but it's just too much weight to carry on his feet, but then WeDrag runs down to the ring and slides in. Hunter is perplexed at what is happening but before he can react his lights are dimmed an incredibly stiff roundhouse kick to the side of his head. Hunter drops down to the ground like a sack of bricks and Jonny rolls out the ring to retrieve another table while WeDrag continues his assault on the ACW Champion. Normally this would result in a DQ but not in these conditions in a tables match where there are absolutely NO disqualifications. Jonny sets the table up on the outside and rolls back into the ring where Jake is just recovering from his table crash. WeDrag tosses the champion to the two challengers and both Jake and Jonny lift Hunter over his head and hit him with Double Spinebuster Slam over the top rope, sending Hunter crashing through the table below on the outside.
Philip: And the winners of this match, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions, Jonny Spade and Jake Cheng!
Sarin: So after several interferences from both sides, Jonny and Jake finally reclaimed their titles after an intense tables match.
Yoko: Two more teams left!
Sarin: Yup. The Cold Blooded Killers, longing to wear the belts once more, rally their forces and strike, winning the titles after Jake and Jonny’s reign of 11 days.
Yoko: Teehee.
BK’s warning turns out to be timely; Jake has seen enough and leaps over the ropes, tackling NBK and breaking the hold before the referee can stop him. This of course has Scott leaping into action as well, and all hell threatens to break loose as Scott throws Jake to the outside, but is immediately evicted from the ring himself by Jonny. In the chaos. NBK sneaks up behind Jonny and tries to strike him, but Jonny turns and extends a foot at full power, with the result being that both men hit each other hard, and they drop to the mat.
Edison: Both men down! And their teammates are going wild…
Indeed, Jake and Scott are both yelling for the tag, despite being quite worn themselves. Jonny and NBK respond and the switches happen simultaneously; the crowd roars as Jake and Scott charge at one another. Scott holds out an elbow and knocks Jake back, but Jake sees the ropes and uses them to leap into a flying tackle. Both men hit the mat and roll, coming back up to their feet; Jake is marginally ahead, and uses a huge jumping kick to make Scott’s head spin…
On the other side of the ring, Jonny can see that NBK already has one foot on the ropes, ready to break any pin that Jake might be going for. Jonny quickly jumps off the apron, and as Jake hits his Intermission (X-Factor), he reaches NBK just in time to prevent him entering the ring. The crowd yells out, and the referee starts to count, 1…2…-
It’s hard to tell whether Scott’s kick comes just before or after what would have been the three, since the referee never gets there. Instead, he sees Jonny and NBK fighting on the outside, and BK has taken off his mic and looks about ready to wade in as well. As the referee tries to get everyone to calm down, Scott and Jake get up; Jake punches Scott hard, and then knocks him back, trying to get him into position for the Final Chapter. But he gets a little too close, and that’s all Scott needs; he nails the Head Shot faster than most people can actually register, and Jake crashes to the mat. NBK shouts at the referee, who turns and sees the pin; he drops, counts, and Jonny just isn’t quite quick enough to reach Jake in time. The ref’s hand is down for three, and the bell rings as the arena explodes with sound.
Philip: Here are your winners… and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions… the Cold Blooded Killers!
Sarin: So, after some ringside assistance from BK London, Senatorial Stable members Scott Andrews and Lex de la Rocha begin their second reign.
Yoko: If you could call it a “reign.”
Sarin: Right. ACW recently came under heavy turmoil, largely due to the nefarious Triple A. Their plan? To utterly and totally cripple ACW, working under the fiend Mercer Stanton.
Yoko: After Sarin and I made short work of them and Stanton, we decided: hey, why not go for the titles?
Sarin: Right. It was a no-brainer, really. We fought hard and earned our title shot for Fallen Heroes, 2006.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:02:32 GMT -5
To the Alphatron!
The fans are becoming extremely loud as they urge Sarin on; Sarin shares their desire to achieve victory, and she goes all out into a stunning blaze of kicks and running attacks in an effort to deliver the decisive blow. For a good 90 seconds, the match is all about her, with Scott seemingly just trying to stay in the game; but the Scarlet Assassin knows exactly what he’s doing, and as he has predicted, Sarin starts to run out of short-term energy, the lactic acid buildup in her muscles forcing her to gear down for a few crucial moments. Scott’s retaliation is swift, violent and precise; he whips Sarin to the ropes, and then executes a drop toe hold as she rebounds to set up his Scarlet Fever (roll-through fish stretch cobra hold). The fans all leap up; Sarin is in desperate trouble, and Yoko doesn’t hesitate to rush in and break the hold at once, exiting the ring almost as quickly. Sarin rolls up, and makes a break for her own corner; Scott is right behind her, and he manages to catch hold of an arm and forcefully whip her back into his own corner where Lex is waiting – but in his hurry, he does not see that Sarin tags back to Yoko and is acknowledged as such by the referee. As Scott hits Sarin with a shoulder tackle, Yoko makes eye contact with her partner, and while Scott is hammering an apparently dazed Sarin with punches, Sarin suddenly drops and does the spilts as Yoko throws herself into Scott from behind. Scott and Lex smash their heads together, and the referee judges that sufficient contact has been made for it to count as a legal tag; Scott staggers and falls, becoming tangled in the ring ropes, and Yoko and Sarin pull a badly dazed Lex into the ring. The crowd yells for and gets a beautiful Rinko Kick from the two ladies, and this is the straw that breaks the Lion’s back. Lex is down and out as Yoko makes the pin, and the noise is joyfully thunderous as the referee counts the 1,2,3.
Philip: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions… Flower Power!
Yoko and Sarin are thrilled by their win, and hug one another as the crowd continues to cheer. The referee hands them their new titles, and they hold these up proudly, exiting the ring and walking slowly up the ramp so that the crowd gets a good chance to see them.
Sarin: And that, as they say, is that.
Yoko: Since our victory at Fallen Heroes, we’ve had thirteen successful title defenses, most of them against ACW’s top stars.
Sarin: 156 days. That’s unbelievable.
Yoko: And impressive. Doesn’t that not only outnumber the previous longest reign, but also outnumber G-Unit’s combined reigns?
Sarin: I believe it does! Now, we’d like to take the time to thank the ACW fans for sticking up for us for so long. You guys really kept us going, especially when we needed you the most.
The fans pop hugely for Flower Power’s heartfelt sentiments. Yoko and Sarin pause, make eye contact, staring at each other for a few seconds, before nodding.
Yoko: It’s time.
Sarin: Oh, wise Satoshi, what is it time for?
Yoko: For the purpose of this ceremony. Sarin and I have discussed this very in depth with each other. We’ve discussed it very in depth with the powers that be.
She reaches into her jacket and pulls out a folded piece of paper.
Yoko: This official document is signed by Ginger himself. It calls for the official retirement of the ACW Tag Team Titles. Everyone feels the division has run its course, and that it needs to be ended before it turns into the WWE Cruiserweight division or something.
Sarin: It isn’t a permanent belt retirement, though. They can always be brought back if there’s overwhelming need and interest. But right now…Right now, there’s not really a division. That’s why we need to remember the history, the great teams, and the great reigns, and then end it before it goes flat.
Yoko: So after this, we go back into singles’ competition.
Mixed reaction from the fans. Some understand that it needs to be done…and some don’t. But Flower Power knows they’re doing the right thing.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:03:03 GMT -5
Sarin: Once again, thank you, all of you. And now, I have a special announcement to make as well.
Yoko: Right, she has a special announcement – yeahbuhwha?
Sarin grins shyly before turning to the ramp, waving at the Alphatron, as if someone is behind the curtain.
Wait a tick, someone IS behind the curtain!
The first three electrifying chords of Kid Rock’s hit cover of “Legs” blasts through the PA system. The fans and Yoko all stare incredulously, though delighted, as none other than the Weapon of Mass Seduction, Miss Stacy Keibler, makes her way down to the ring.
Sarin laughs joyously as Yoko’s mouth simply drops in shock. Stacy, clad in a cute white top and short black skirt, waves cheerfully to the fans, climbing the steps before entering with her signature sensuous bend between the ropes. Sarin, Yoko, and the rest of the male audience all follow her every move. Stacy procures a microphone, switching it on before addressing the fans.
Stacy Keibler: Hellooooooo ACW!
All riled up from the random guest appearance, the fans cheer wildly for the much beloved former WWE Diva.
Stacy Keibler: I came here to help Sarin with her special announcement. You see, after my performances on Dancing with the Stars, Sarin and I became great friends. And she told me, in private, that one of her biggest dreams was to become a ballroom dancer.
Sarin blushes, and Yoko nods, remembering a previous conversation she had with Sarin.
Stacy Keibler: So, I was able to pull some strings with the management at ABC...and...Sarin is now officially a contestant on Dancing with the Stars!
Yoko squeals, jumping up and down, her energy matched by the fans’ cheers. Sarin blushes even deeper, giggling nervously as Stacy wraps her in a warm hug.
Sarin: Right, so, unfortunately...I’ll have to take some time off from ACW. But guys, I’m counting on you. I need your votes to win. And when I do take that trophy, I’ll bring it back here, and dedicate it to all of you!
She pauses, taking a deep breath, before raising a finger to the sky.
Sarin: ACW! ACW! ACW!
The entire arena chants with her, Stacy and Yoko too. There’s so much positive energy thriving in the atmosphere that nobody guesses what’s coming next...
Biff Taylor, with Violet Cyrilla at his side, come out of the entrance without warning. They make their way to the ring. Yoko and Sarin look around confused.
Wolf, Daniel Ness, Stan Johnson, Anthony Kalb, and Skurai are not far behind the two. They all enter the ring, standing behind Biff. Yoko and Sarin just look at each other.
Yoko: Um…What are YOU doing here?
Biff: We’re here to make a statement to Ginger.
Sarin: We were in the middle of something.
Biff: Yes, yes, filling time is very important. But I respect you two somewhat, and that’s why I let you finish…you WERE done, right? Surely you were. Now we have something to say.
Yoko shoves Biff lightly with one hand. She’s noticeably frustrated.
Yoko: This was very important! You can’t just interrupt!
Violet grabs Yoko’s microphone from her hand.
Violet: Don’t shove him please. Do you know how important he is? Do you know who I am? Do you know who you’re messing with?
Yoko: A second rate promoter and a second rate me.
She shoves Violet as well.
Violet retaliates with a straight punch to Yoko’s jaw.
Yoko collapses, completely knocked out. Blood begins to pour from her nose.
Sarin: You bitch!
Johnson and Wolf restrain Sarin before she can attack. As she struggles to break free, Skurai picks up a nearby microphone and directly addresses the crowd.
Skurai: It's been too long. Too damn long!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:03:27 GMT -5
Skurai takes a second to look at the massive crowd of ACW fans. They're not overly happy to see him, but they don't appear to be overly angry either. They're simply stunned silent.
Skurai: Now would be the time to say something like, "The Invasion is just beginning!" or "We're taking over!"
The crowd reacts negatively to the idea of the Fallout usurpers taking over their PPV. Slowly, pockets of them start to boo the incident that's occuring in the ring.
Skurai: Of course, that'd imply that we actually want ACW. I'm not speaking for the rest of these guys here, but I absolutely don't want to "take over" ACW. I want revenge. It's as simple as that. I want to pay ACW back for stabbing a knife right in my back!
He looks at the Fallout Openweight Title on his shoulder for just a second, then he continues.
Skurai: Just two years ago...at this very show...I was heralded as the future of ACW! I defeated Bladeshadow, I schooled Latino, and I cemented myself as a main player for years to come... Then, I hit a string of bad luck. I lost my title after a short reign, and then I got into some trouble with the law for some drug issues... While I was in rehab... I got short letter from Ginger. It didn't say "We're proud of your progress."
Skurai adopts a very angry stance. Just thinking about the way ACW treated him in the past makes him want to punch a wall.
Skurai: It said, "We wish you nothing but the best of luck in all of your future endeavors. We'll never forget your contributions to our company. You're just being let go for budget reasons. It's nothing personal."
Skurai's hand begins to shake. He's seconds from tossing the microphone to the canvas.
Skurai: Well Ginger... If it wasn't personal before, it's personal now! I don't want Fallout to invade ACW. I don't want Fallout to take control of ACW. I want Fallout to burn ACW to the ground! That's all I want!
Skurai simmers silently for a just moment, and then shoves the forcefully microphone in Ness's chest.
Ness: Take it easy there, champ. You're not the only one here who wants to talk. Biff sent us here on a mission, not just for your own vendetta. See, I, Daniel Ness am the true natural in the ring, future Openweight champion. I am the real face of the Fastest Hour on Television! Chairman Taylor has the true vision of the future of the industry, and it's not in outdated idiots who can't draw, it's not in green rookies who can't tell a wristlock from a wristwatch, it's about real wrestlers and real fighters who are the future. I am the future! Fallout is rising to the top, ACW's falling to the bottom, and that's cause we got the fire, and we have the better show! And we have the true wrestling phenomenon, the master on the mat, the standard of violence...
Wolf gets rather impatient with Ness' monologue. So, he moves things along. All while trying his damndest to keep a hold on Sarin. She's a fiery one, and even a handful for two men.
Wolf: Enough already!
Ness stares at his old rival, and it looks that a scuffle might break out before Anthony Kalb motions for the microphone. Ness pauses, but then tosses the mike to the Capitalist.
Kalb: Back in ACW. Just saying those words makes me feel queasy. Back to the place that would job me out night after night, even after I won gold on multiple occasions, they never saw fit to give me a real chance to move up the card. I was seen, no matter what I did, as a flunky, a second class wrestler, a joke, by some. I guess some of that was my own fault...but more than that, it was because ACW thrives on holding people back, while they keep pushing their favored people! Biff might be a jerk, oh, he is, and he might play favorites, and he does, but at least he gives everyone a chance to get over, and to do something! Gingerdude, you do nothing of the sort! All you care about is the bottom line! You once might have given a damn about what you put out there, but not anymore, all that matters now is that your advertizers pay you, and the show runs smoothly. Guess we spoiled that second part.
Stan Johnston takes the mike, gently hands Sarin completely over to Wolf, and adjusts his cowboy hat before speaking.
Johnston: Howdy, folks, name’s Stan H. Johnston, I’m named after my famous distant uncle, Stan Hansen, and I kinda took after him in the ring, back home in the states, back in the great state of Texas! Tim Dwight called me up to his Gym one day, thinkin’ that I’d be darned ripe for the big time, and I didn’t hesitate, I punched the ticket, and then graduated from his gym in ‘bout record time. Now then, I went up to Fallout, and have been raisin’ Cain from there on out! Now, I figgered that when the big boss said he’d be sending an invasion force on over here, I had nothin’ to lose, and everythin’ to gain, so I didn’t hesitate, and here I am! ACW, I said it before, anyone wants to pick a fight with Fallout, you picked a fight with me! I may not be the biggest fan of everyone on my show, but I’ll stand faithfully by their rootin, tootin sides, and I’ll make sure that this here Lariat will clobber the mess out of anyone who tries to take them on. Oh yeah…
Wolf suddenly snatches the mike from Johnston, looking not so pleased.
Wolf: Shut up! Nobody wants to hear your life story. They just want to see Fallout kick some ass. And that’s what we came here to do. End of story.
Wolf slams the microphone down hard enough to break it into its component parts, the batteries, “ACW” covering, and the head all flying off in different directions. Sarin nearly struggles free in the moment, but Johnston is there to make sure she doesn't get completely free from Wolf's grasp just yet.
Meanwhile, Biff manages to find yet another microphone.
Biff: Now, as I was sayin' before everbody under the sun interrupted me... I have a fe--
He’s interrupted by Hunter running out from the locker room. Behind him is the rest of the Senatorial Stable. And behind THEM, is more of the ACW locker room.
As they hit the ring, Sarin takes that chance to break free and kick Wolf between the legs, and to quickly spin kick Johnson right after. A brawl breaks out. Hunter locks up with Kalb, Skurai quickly goes after Rattlesnake, Ness and Scott Andrews exchange blows like crazy, and…
Annnnnd then the ACW Security also hits the ring. It’s looking pretty crowded now. Chaos reigns supreme... and then, at the height of the battle, the feed cuts out. A message comes up.
We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Oct 1, 2006 15:11:42 GMT -5
Segment: Return (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)
As the show finally comes back, the camera focuses on the commentator’s booth. Maxwell McNally and Eddie Edison are looking into the camera.
McNally: Well…That was certainly something. I’d like to welcome back everyone and apologize, we were having some security issues.
Edison: Those Fallout guys had the nerve to invade an important ceremony, on an ACW PPV no less! Maybe we should try to ruin THEIR show!
McNally: To clue everyone in, a brawl almost erupted, and-
Edison: Almost? It exploded right there in the ring. I saw Sarin Rossi get in some major blows, and so did Hunter!
McNally: But security broke it up, and the invaders were promptly kicked out of the building.
Edison: With good reason!
McNally: Just so everyone remembers, Flower Power has actually retired the ACW Tag Team Titles from active competition and Yoko Satoshi has moved back into singles’ competition. And after a surprise appearance by Stacy Keibler, we learned that Sarin Rossi is taking a leave of absence to compete on Dancing With the Stars.
Edison: She can dance with my stars any night.
McNally: …Moving on. Yoko got clocked by Violet Cyrilla-
Edison: Cheap shot.
McNally: -and she suffered a nose bleed and a loss of consciousness, but word from backstage is that she’s fine now. Sarin is tending to her in their locker room. Now we can continue with tonight’s card, BK vs Latino is next!
Fade Out.
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