Post by Jason Freeman on Apr 7, 2007 23:07:14 GMT -5
Segment Name: Getting ready to train
The camera fades in to a hallway, and standing in it is none other than the Freeman Fan Club. They wait with anticipation as a door opens at the end of the hallway, and Jason Freeman walks in, holding his new International title belt. The fan club erupts into cheers.
Jack: CONGRATULATIONS, JASON FREEMAN!
The fan club erupts once again into cheers, and Freeman smirks.
Freeman: Yes, thank you. I would like to….
All of a sudden he is interrupted by Tom, who drunkenly holds up some wine…
Tom: A toast!!!
Freeman: What? No.
Jack: Yeah shut up, you just want an excuse to get drunk again!
Tom: I’m already drunk!
Jack: You’re always drunk! YOU’RE A DISCRACE TO THE FAN CLUB, TOM!
Tom: YOU’RE A DISCRACE TO THE WORLD, TOM!....I mean….John…er...what the heck is your name again…?
Jack: See? You’re always doing this…why don’t you just leave?
Tom stumbles forward drunkenly towards Jack, and points a finger waving it in the air. He is obviously trying to point at Jack, but his finger is pointing to the side of him.
Tom: Shut up, and leave me alone…..
Jack glares at Tom
Jack: You’re pointing at the wall…
Tom: WELL THERE’S FOUR OF YOU AND I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO POINT AT! GAAAAAH
With that Tom walks to the wall and punches it hard….before moping off and sitting in the corner, sulking, and occasionally drinking.
Freeman: Alright, shut up, everybody! Seriously! I am putting up with all of you because I want to win that battle royal this month! You said you were going to help me train, and look at this! You…
Freeman looks towards Jack
Freeman: You’re always going on and on about how obsessed you are with me, and it seems that you’re always starting things with the other members of the club…and…YOU!
Freeman points to Tom
Freeman: You’re always drinking! And you don’t stop! And you?
Freeman walks over to Mike, who at the moment is eating a candy bar
Freeman: You eat almost as much as Tom drinks, and you just talk and talk and talk and talk and TALK!
Freeman is obviously getting angrier as he goes on. He walks over to Ryan.
Ryan: Oh…pleaeeeeeease don’t insult me, because I like, love you! You’re like so…great in every way…and you’re one of the best looking…
Freeman raises a hand to cut him off
Freeman: You…you’re just….
Freeman stops himself and just raises up a hand and walks on, obviously not wanting to get into the problems with Ryan, and he then walks over to Jacob, who is standing silently like he usually does.
Freeman: And you just stand there! And you barely say anything, and when you do, you go quiet again, trying to look scary or SOMETHING I guess…I don’t even know. It’s like every time I look at you, you’re….
Jacob: …
Jacob gives a glare to Freeman that stops him in his tracks, and Freeman just nervously smiles.
Freeman: But that’s just the way you are and I like it that way….
Freeman addresses the group as a whole now.
Freeman: Look guys, you are all here for a reason…and that is to help me, and if you’re not going to do your end of the bargain then…
Jack: Jason Freeman, go no further. We will help you. We will be the best trainers that anybody could ask for…we promise we will NOT let you down. We. Will. NOT. Let. You. Down.
Freeman: Well…um…good. Yeah, that’s great. Now I was thinking that what we should do first is…
Jack: Say no more. We will do this our way. We know how to train somebody…we are obsessed with you and your business. We know everything about battle royals, and your first lesson is STRATEGY! Starting next Monday your training STARTS!
Freeman: Why not tonight?
Jack: We need to prepare every single detail of what we will be helping you with. We need to know what we’re going to say, how we’re going to help, and we must do it in the way that most completely ensures your chances of…
Freeman: Just, whatever, I’ll see you guys on Monday…just….do it.
With that Freeman turns to leave.
Mike: And like, awesome job there last week! I was watching your match and I was like “Hey, this is his big chance!” and so then you were doing really good in your match, and you like hit Brimstone with some awesome moves and he’s a formidable foe and all, but you are by far the best, and after a while I was like “Hey, he could do this!” And I knew you would because you always do it, and then you did, and so then I was watching and you…
Freeman gets tired of listening, and just sighs to himself before trying to walk out the door.
Jack: Wait…you…you can’t leave yet…we have to…I mean…we were planning.
Freeman: Please don’t tell me you planned a party…
Jack: What! I mean…well…yes…but…
Freeman: Look, I’m really not interested…how about we just forget it. I’m leaving.
Jack: But…we paid a lot of money from the club funds! We bought food, and party goods…and…
Freeman: Wait…club funds?
Jack: Yeah club funds! We have money to use for club funds…but it’s usually drained quickly…Tom keeps buying drinks, Mike keeps buying food…and…
Ryan: I buy playgirl!
Jack: Shut up, you’re scaring him!
Mike: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with buying food, because people need food to live and without people would be like “Hey, we’re starving…” and then people would be dying, and that would not be good, and so it’s good to buy food, and I don’t know why you always get mad about it…because that’s a dumb thing to be mad at and it’s not like the club funds mean much anyways…
Jack: Shut up! This one time…I tried to catch them by setting up cameras, but Tom, Mike, and Ryan paid Jacob some of the funds to roundhouse kick down the cameras…and then I had to use the funds to buy NEW cameras….but…well…I forgot to put film in them…so…I guess it didn’t really matter anyways…but…STILL
Jack looks a bit mad, Mike looks embarrassed, Ryan looks sad, Jacob looks like he may be smirking…and Tom is too drunk to look
Freeman: Look, as much as I hate to drain your funds…please…on any other night I’d party. But we have a battle royal to train for…and we need to get that done. When I win THAT match we party!
Jack: That’s right we will! In fact….
Freeman: Look, I don’t care. You guys start studying those battle royals some more. You get me trained great, and you guys could be looking at staying here for a very long time. So get it done.
With those words, Freeman walks out…and the Freeman Fan Club instantly gathers together to begin the training plan. The big question however is…will this help at all? Who knows…soon we will find out.
The camera fades in to a hallway, and standing in it is none other than the Freeman Fan Club. They wait with anticipation as a door opens at the end of the hallway, and Jason Freeman walks in, holding his new International title belt. The fan club erupts into cheers.
Jack: CONGRATULATIONS, JASON FREEMAN!
The fan club erupts once again into cheers, and Freeman smirks.
Freeman: Yes, thank you. I would like to….
All of a sudden he is interrupted by Tom, who drunkenly holds up some wine…
Tom: A toast!!!
Freeman: What? No.
Jack: Yeah shut up, you just want an excuse to get drunk again!
Tom: I’m already drunk!
Jack: You’re always drunk! YOU’RE A DISCRACE TO THE FAN CLUB, TOM!
Tom: YOU’RE A DISCRACE TO THE WORLD, TOM!....I mean….John…er...what the heck is your name again…?
Jack: See? You’re always doing this…why don’t you just leave?
Tom stumbles forward drunkenly towards Jack, and points a finger waving it in the air. He is obviously trying to point at Jack, but his finger is pointing to the side of him.
Tom: Shut up, and leave me alone…..
Jack glares at Tom
Jack: You’re pointing at the wall…
Tom: WELL THERE’S FOUR OF YOU AND I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO POINT AT! GAAAAAH
With that Tom walks to the wall and punches it hard….before moping off and sitting in the corner, sulking, and occasionally drinking.
Freeman: Alright, shut up, everybody! Seriously! I am putting up with all of you because I want to win that battle royal this month! You said you were going to help me train, and look at this! You…
Freeman looks towards Jack
Freeman: You’re always going on and on about how obsessed you are with me, and it seems that you’re always starting things with the other members of the club…and…YOU!
Freeman points to Tom
Freeman: You’re always drinking! And you don’t stop! And you?
Freeman walks over to Mike, who at the moment is eating a candy bar
Freeman: You eat almost as much as Tom drinks, and you just talk and talk and talk and talk and TALK!
Freeman is obviously getting angrier as he goes on. He walks over to Ryan.
Ryan: Oh…pleaeeeeeease don’t insult me, because I like, love you! You’re like so…great in every way…and you’re one of the best looking…
Freeman raises a hand to cut him off
Freeman: You…you’re just….
Freeman stops himself and just raises up a hand and walks on, obviously not wanting to get into the problems with Ryan, and he then walks over to Jacob, who is standing silently like he usually does.
Freeman: And you just stand there! And you barely say anything, and when you do, you go quiet again, trying to look scary or SOMETHING I guess…I don’t even know. It’s like every time I look at you, you’re….
Jacob: …
Jacob gives a glare to Freeman that stops him in his tracks, and Freeman just nervously smiles.
Freeman: But that’s just the way you are and I like it that way….
Freeman addresses the group as a whole now.
Freeman: Look guys, you are all here for a reason…and that is to help me, and if you’re not going to do your end of the bargain then…
Jack: Jason Freeman, go no further. We will help you. We will be the best trainers that anybody could ask for…we promise we will NOT let you down. We. Will. NOT. Let. You. Down.
Freeman: Well…um…good. Yeah, that’s great. Now I was thinking that what we should do first is…
Jack: Say no more. We will do this our way. We know how to train somebody…we are obsessed with you and your business. We know everything about battle royals, and your first lesson is STRATEGY! Starting next Monday your training STARTS!
Freeman: Why not tonight?
Jack: We need to prepare every single detail of what we will be helping you with. We need to know what we’re going to say, how we’re going to help, and we must do it in the way that most completely ensures your chances of…
Freeman: Just, whatever, I’ll see you guys on Monday…just….do it.
With that Freeman turns to leave.
Mike: And like, awesome job there last week! I was watching your match and I was like “Hey, this is his big chance!” and so then you were doing really good in your match, and you like hit Brimstone with some awesome moves and he’s a formidable foe and all, but you are by far the best, and after a while I was like “Hey, he could do this!” And I knew you would because you always do it, and then you did, and so then I was watching and you…
Freeman gets tired of listening, and just sighs to himself before trying to walk out the door.
Jack: Wait…you…you can’t leave yet…we have to…I mean…we were planning.
Freeman: Please don’t tell me you planned a party…
Jack: What! I mean…well…yes…but…
Freeman: Look, I’m really not interested…how about we just forget it. I’m leaving.
Jack: But…we paid a lot of money from the club funds! We bought food, and party goods…and…
Freeman: Wait…club funds?
Jack: Yeah club funds! We have money to use for club funds…but it’s usually drained quickly…Tom keeps buying drinks, Mike keeps buying food…and…
Ryan: I buy playgirl!
Jack: Shut up, you’re scaring him!
Mike: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with buying food, because people need food to live and without people would be like “Hey, we’re starving…” and then people would be dying, and that would not be good, and so it’s good to buy food, and I don’t know why you always get mad about it…because that’s a dumb thing to be mad at and it’s not like the club funds mean much anyways…
Jack: Shut up! This one time…I tried to catch them by setting up cameras, but Tom, Mike, and Ryan paid Jacob some of the funds to roundhouse kick down the cameras…and then I had to use the funds to buy NEW cameras….but…well…I forgot to put film in them…so…I guess it didn’t really matter anyways…but…STILL
Jack looks a bit mad, Mike looks embarrassed, Ryan looks sad, Jacob looks like he may be smirking…and Tom is too drunk to look
Freeman: Look, as much as I hate to drain your funds…please…on any other night I’d party. But we have a battle royal to train for…and we need to get that done. When I win THAT match we party!
Jack: That’s right we will! In fact….
Freeman: Look, I don’t care. You guys start studying those battle royals some more. You get me trained great, and you guys could be looking at staying here for a very long time. So get it done.
With those words, Freeman walks out…and the Freeman Fan Club instantly gathers together to begin the training plan. The big question however is…will this help at all? Who knows…soon we will find out.