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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 12, 2007 17:31:41 GMT -5
Segment: Jackpot! (Credit: BK/Jake)
As the scene opens up, the camera wastes no time cutting to the Top Draw locker room as both members are returning from their respective matches in not exactly good shape, but walking in with wins nonetheless. Jake throws himself on the couch before grabbing the remote and turning on the television as BK goes into the fridge for an ice pack and sets himself right down next to his partner.
BK: Ahh! Turn down the television a bit will ya? That chairshot from Ness really scrambled my brain, I still have the ringing going on in my head.
Jake: My bad.
Jake lowers the volume and now begins searching through the channels.
BK: You sure you should be watching anything else besides ACW? I mean if Ginger comes in here, he's going to be pissed.
Jake: Since when do you care what Ginger thinks?
BK: Since that asshole fined me for parking in his spot, I mean all the spots look the same how I was I supposed to know?
Jake: You mean that huge spot that lights up when you enter it and says "Ginger's Spot" in huge green neon lights upon parking?
BK: Yeah!
Jake: Oh...well this is the only time I can check out my lotto numbers, so screw him.
BK rises up from the couch and makes his way towards the sink to change the ice in his icepack while still talking to Jake.
BK: The Lotto? Isn't that for old women who can't just depend on social security because they never invested their money into something when they were younger?
Jake: Yup. Think about it BK, if we hit the lotto, think about all the stuff we could buy. We could buy matching attire.
BK: We do need matching attire if we're going to be a tag team.
Jake: Shhh, the numbers are coming on now.
Television: And the numbers for this week's lottery are...
Jake and Teleivision(simultaneously): Six....Three....Thirteen...Twenty Six...Thirty Five...FOURTY FOUR!
Jake: HOLY SHIT! I WON!
BANG
BK's head rises up from the sink and strikes the bottom of the cabinet. He staggers backwards and sinks down by the bottom cabinets as everything from the top cabinets falls out right on top of his head, creating a huge cartoonish like lump for comedic effect.
Jake: Two...hundred...fifty million dollars! WE'RE RICH BK! WE'RE RICH! BK?
Jake looks over to see BK absolutely KO'd by the sink and he continues jumping on the couch Tom Cruise style before the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 12, 2007 17:32:34 GMT -5
Segment: “Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow.” (Credit: Kudo) Kudo Yasuda quietly shifts down the hall towards his locker room and takes a deep breath before turning the knob to step in. He flips on the light switch and as per usual, Alan Albright is there waiting in the darkness with his research papers in hand. Kudo: How did I know you were going to be here? I don’t know how you get here before me, and without a key, but I guess that’s all a part of your mystique. Albright gets up from his comfortably cushioned seat and shakes Kudo’s hand.Albright: “Problem solved, no questions asked.” That’s always been our mentality right? Well I’m afraid this is the last time you’re going to find me in your locker room… Kudo takes a seat where Albright just was and his head turns over in confusion.Kudo: What do you mean? Albright: First thing’s first, how’d your visit with the doctor go? How’s your head? Kudo: It’s fine. It looked a lot worse than what it actually was. Light heavyweight or heavyweight, if your head comes crashing down onto a table it’s going to hurt. Chance really did a number on me ,and I’ll admit it hurt like hell, but I’m such a hard head that a minor concussion was all it was. Albright: Ha! Isn't that the truth! Kudo and Albright both share a light chuckle before the tone gets serious again. Kudo doesn’t have to ask again as Albright goes on explaining his earlier statement.Albright: Well…as you know Kudo, I’m good at a lot of things. But first and foremost, I’m a psychologist and a businessman at heart. Weird mix huh? But the perfect mix for a master marketer like me. I find that that’s my life’s true calling and if I didn’t somehow grasp all of my opportunities to pursue this then I’d be cheating myself and my family that I have to care for. You know I’ve been helping you out because it was a hobby and I was a big fan, and you paid me back by giving me a chance to rediscover myself after losing my business. But now I’m ready to take off again, and I’m going to do it with everything I’ve learned from you. I hope you understand… Kudo turns back and stares into the air for a few seconds, taking everything in. It isn’t long before he turns back to Albright and answers him directly.Kudo: I’m glad. When I came to you, you gave me a chance to pursue a national market for R3, and when you came to me I gave you a chance to use your skills in getting my name out there. You realize that it was both times that I benefited the most. I have with me the Lion’s Road junior heavyweight crown as well as the ACW light heavyweight championship as solid proof of my progress. But you - you’ve always been trying to help me with achieving my goals, so who am I to prevent you from following yours? I’m glad that you’ve come to this decision. Kudo gets back up and shakes Albright’s hand again.Kudo: Do what you have to Albright. And thank you. Albright almost sheds a tear but he remains strong willed and keeps it in, something he probably learned from Kudo. After the handshake, Albright heads over to his clipboard of papers and pulls one out.Kudo: What’s this? Another Kudo poll? Albright: This…is the last Kudo poll my friend. And I’m going to do it right now. This is a one person survey of me, and the question is - Do you think Kudo Yasuda will eventually reach his goal of R3? Albright scribbles down a fake graph table on his paper as Kudo lets out a smile and slightly shakes his head at the emotional corniness of the moment. He holds it in though, and allows Albright, the more emotional man, to conclude. Albright: The results are in, and 100% say “Without a doubt.” Now I know you don’t have any room on your mantle for any more awards or accomplishments, but I hope that you will hold this paper in similar regards. Kudo: Oh, the highest. Kudo is handed the poll and smiles at Albright before placing it on the table in front of him. [Do you think Kudo Yasuda will eventually reach his goal of R3?] No -------------| 0%Maybe ---------| 0%Without a doubt ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 100%The two share one last handshake.Albright: Well I guess this is it Kudo. The truth is, you were the key to your own success. I merely tried to set you in the right direction. It’s your job now to find your way through that path. Kudo remains silent as Albright grabs his things and heads out the door and out of the screen with one last nod toward Kudo. Kudo picks up the poll again and shakes his head again at the effort. But perhaps there is some bit of emotion urging to be released in the light heavyweight champion as he stares blankly into the paper. Kudo flips the light switch off and after a second, he flips it back on, realizing now that the next time he’ll enter his locker room, Albright will not be behind the scenes, amidst the darkness, waiting on him.
-Fade Out-
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 12, 2007 17:33:43 GMT -5
Match 6: Rattlesnake & Scott Andrews vs Wyldcard (Credit: Kudo)
ACW returns to the air with a red hot crowd that’s fired up to witness the main event.
Edison: These people know it’s coming Max, the main event of the evening!
With coincidental timing, a combinational music score of “Animal I Have Become” and “Mob Goes Wild” starts up in the speakers and the crowd immediately breaks out into cheers.
Philip: Introducing first in tonight’s main event…hailing from Canada, at a combined weight of 508 pounds, Jonny Spade and GooeyGarth, Wyldcard!
The cheers continue as the two men make their way out through the outstretched arms of fans in the front rows. They make it down the ramp and up the steps into the ring as the two share a few words amongst each other as their music cuts off and they await their opponents.
McNally: Wyldcard is a team with established veterans of ACW, but as a team they have yet to really make a splash in any division. Let’s see what they can do here against the Senatorial Stable, who recently acquired a new member in Jason Freeman this past Warfare.
Philip: And now, introducing their opponents…
Another combinational music score starts up, this time with Scott Andrews’ and Rattlesnake’s entrance music, which splits the crowd almost in half in support and jeers.
Edison: Just listen to that reaction Max. McNally: It’s rare to see such a split reaction towards different members of the same team. But here we are now - two very different reactions towards different members of the same group. Edison: Well at least it’s a loud reaction. You have to give them that!
Philip: At a combined weight of 497 pounds, hailing from Denver, Colorado and Orlando, Florida, they are the team of Scott “The Scarlet Assassin” Andrews and “The Vision of Greatness” Rattlesnake!
Once again, a round of cheers starts for Andrews but quickly converts into boos for Rattlesnake after his actions earlier in the evening. Philip Jones leaves the ring and referee Fleming comes in and takes over as he establishes the obvious rules once more before signaling for the bell.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jonny Spade and Scott Andrews start the action as their partners take their positions on the apron. The two circle each other slowly at first, careful to make the first move, but Scott breaks the ice and initiates a collar and elbow tie up. Jonny Spade quickly tries to get himself out of the position, but Scott Andrews catches on and instead drags Jonny down with an arm drag. Jonny quickly gets up as the crowd gets even more behind this match.
Edison: A quick exchange here at the start. McNally: Scott Andrews is a very methodical wrestler who uses his knowledge of submission holds to gain position in matches, but Jonny Spade is no flake, and he can hold his own with his brawling style.
The two men lock up again, but this time Jonny gets in a headlock and pulls Scott Andrews down to the mat. Scott lifts his legs and locks them on Jonny’s neck who kicks out of the hold and the two men are back on their feet once again. This time though, Jonny comes charging at Scott who ducks and allows Jonny to bounce off the ropes before throwing an elbow smash into his chin. Jonny doesn’t go down however, and he returns with a big right hand. The two exchange for a while before Scott realizes he needs to act soon, and he hits a low dropkick on Jonny’s knee, taking him down. Quickly runs over and tries to apply a cross arm breaker, but Jonny clasps his arms tightly together and gets to the ropes before any major damage is done. RAF gets in and breaks the hold as the two separate long enough to make a tag to their partners. Gooey and Snake head into the ring and immediately RS delivers a big clubbing blow to Gooey’s back, trying to overpower him. Snake whips Gooey onto the turnbuckles and tries to follow up with a splash, but Gooey gets a foot up and catches RS with a boot. He staggers back and allows Gooey to capitalize with an arm wrench followed by a hook kick.
McNally: Great extension of the leg there by GooeyGarth.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 12, 2007 17:34:11 GMT -5
Gooey goes for a premature pin and gets kicked out after a 1 count. Gooey brings Snake back to his feet and snapmares him then hits a dropkick to the back of his head. Gooey lifts RS back to his feet and grabs his hair, looking to hit a headbutt, but Rattlesnake sees it coming and lifts Gooey up quickly and brings him down with a spinebuster! Snake shakes off the earlier offense and looks to take control, getting in some big stomps on Gooey’s head. Snake drags Gooey back to his corner and tags in Scott who steps into the ring, the two continuing a short stomping burst before RAF forces RS back to the apron. Scott picks Gooey up and hits one, two, three mid section kicks on Gooey’s left side before he catches the fourth. Gooey not thinking straight at this point, throws the foot and sends Scott right into a Reload whip, taking Gooey’s head down with him. The crowd “oohs” and Scott follows up with a pin.
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Break!
Jonny drives his foot right on Scott Andrews but RAF gets in between the two before they start attacking each other. Scott picks Gooey back up to a sitting position and locks his legs around his head.
Edison: Scott Andrews trying to suffocate and cut off the air supply to GooeyGarth. He needs to make a tag and fast!
Gooey fights back and wills himself closer to the ropes, but just as he is about to break the hold, Scott Andrews converts the hold into an armbar!
McNally: GooeyGarth is in trouble here. Edison: There’s that chain submission background you were talking about earlier!
Gooey takes quite a bit of damage from the hold, but he flails his body hard enough to catch the bottom rope and break the hold. Scott Andrews releases but then pulls Gooey back to the center of the ring. Scott picks Gooey up and sets up for a vertical suplex, but Gooey holds himself down, and then brings his arm around Scott’s head, applying a stinky headlock, with Scott’s face in his armpit. Scott immediately tries to counter by lifting Gooey up for a backdrop, but Gooey uses his weight and leverage to land in a bulldog!
McNally: That’s the opening Wyldcard has been looking for. Edison: Yeah well he has to make a tag now!
Gooey indeed does make the tag and Jonny Spade comes in and knocks Scott Andrews down a couple of times, followed by a big S-Drop #3. (Rock Bottom to backbreaker) Jonny goes for a pin.
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Jonny picks Scott back up and lifts him up in a spinebuster position. Gooey quickly enters the ring again and hits a dropkick on Scott, and Jonny brings him down with the momentum, finishing the spinebuster.
Edison: The Deep Withdrawlment by Wyldcard, perfectly executed!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 12, 2007 17:36:11 GMT -5
Jonny maintains control of Scott’s legs and goes to apply a Haas of Pain! RAF comes over and asks if Scott gives up, but he loudly refuses as Rattlesnake has seen enough and gets a big elbow drop on Jonny’s chest. RAF sends Snake back to his corner as Scott has some time to recuperate. The crowd boos Rattlesnake’s involvement, but it may have just saved Scott Andrews from further damage and possibly the match. Jonny is back on his feet now and picks Scott up, lifting him on his shoulder, looking for the S-Drop #4, but Scott slips free and pushes Jonny onto the ropes. Rattlesnake whips a big lariat on the back of Jonny’s head, sending him groggily towards Scott, who finishes with a big gamengiri strike! The crowd cheers as the two men are down, both getting to their corners. Scott tags Rattlesnake in and he quickly goes to work on the downed Jonny, but Gooey gets the tag in the last second. Rattlesnake is the fresher man of everyone in the match though, and he is able to take Gooey down as well as Jonny with big right hands. Snake hits his jab combo and finishes with a snake wave clothesline that takes Jonny out of the ring over the top rope. Gooey charges at Rattlesnake, but is taken back down with a big shoulder block. The fans can smell the end drawing near with the Senatorial Stable owning all of the momentum at this point. Scott Andrews heads down to the outside and keeps Jonny Spade at bay, holding him down as Rattlesnake lifts Gooey on his shoulders.
McNally: Rattlesnake looking for the Snakebite now.
Gooey struggles once again and tries to break free, but it only puts him in a more compromising position as Rattlesnake throws and drops down with the Snakebite! Rattlesnake sees a cameraman and seems to mouth the words, “Kudo, you’re next” before he covers Gooey. RAF counts the 1-2-3 and the bell sounds.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Gooey rolls out of the ring and Jonny helps him up as Scott rejoins his stablemate in the ring and have their hands raised by RAF.
Philip: And the winners of this match, Scott Andrews and Rattlesnake!
McNally: The Senatorial Stable picks up a convincing victory tonight over Wyldcard.
The mixed reactions continue, but Scott and Rattlesnake seem content with the victory, and Rattlesnake seems even more content with supposedly sending a message to Kudo Yasuda. “Blind” by Silverchair continues to play as Snake and Scott celebrate in the ring as the screen fades out.
The show is at an end... but ACW is entering a period of turmoil, and not everyone will come out of it in one piece.
Titles will be on the line... and a lot, lot more.
The gods knew their fate at Ragnarok, but the ACW roster will not be so lucky....
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
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Post by hunter on Jan 12, 2007 17:38:01 GMT -5
Ragnarok is shaping up to be greatness. The Gods will honor us with ten thousand triumphs... >.>
Excellent show, all.
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Post by The Senator on Jan 12, 2007 17:38:47 GMT -5
Aw yeah, you all know it, even if you didn't, you knew, er, yeah, I'm tired, but it's still time for: [glow=red,2,300]The Senator's Moment of the Show![/glow]
Hilarious little dialog from an excellent segment, Dr. Starkweather rules.
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Post by xs3 on Jan 12, 2007 18:20:50 GMT -5
*noticed the Hitman remark* >.> Great show.
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Post by scrawn on Jan 12, 2007 19:05:19 GMT -5
Great show
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