Post by Yoko Satoshi on Dec 29, 2005 16:48:00 GMT -5
BK and Kross attach the hot air balloon to Latino’s low rider, and they all get into it with him. Except for Ridley, who Kross has had escorted out with them by guards, guards who keep him separated from his tree trimmer. Latino drives out of the room and down the hallway, and out into Emerald City, pulling the balloon. The balloon is set up in the middle of Emerald City, and Kross begins to fill it with hot air. After a while, he motions for Yoko to get in.
Kross: It’s time to go, my dear.
BK: We’ll miss you, Yoko. You’re a good friend.
Latino: Yeah, you helped me sober up and get this awesome ride.
BK: And you got me…well, a brain.
He’s holding the brain in his hands, not sure what to do.
BK: But thanks anyway.
Yoko: I’ll miss all of you, too. Especially you, Ridley.
Ridley is being guarded a little ways off, being allowed to watch Yoko leave. He’s a little out of it though, still feeling the effects of the electricity. That’s when Yoko notices that Ridley is still holding Mr. Floppy.
Kross: Off we-
Yoko: OH GOD, I FORGOT HIM AGAIN!
She leaps out of the balloon to get him from Ridley. The balloon begins to rise.
Kross: Yoko, come back! I’ve already lifted off!
BK: Come back down, then!
Kross: I can’t, I don’t know how hot air balloons work! I forgot to mention that it was being flown by an instructor who was taken by the tornado!
Yoko grabs Mr. Floppy and runs back for the balloon, but it’s already out of reach.
Kross: I’m sorry Yoko, I really am!
She stands there and watches him drift away.
BK: …You know, the thing I don’t understand is that that balloon didn’t even have an engine, it was just a basket and a balloon. It needed a source of heat to rise. I don’t even know what he filled it with.
Latino: When did you become so smart?
BK: Maybe it’s this brain.
Yoko: I can’t believe it…Now I’ll never get home.
A pink ball begins to float down into the city, and lands in front of Yoko. It pops, revealing AK.
Yoko: Oh, AK! I messed it up. The wizard was going to take me home, and I messed it up. Now what? Please help me!
AK: You don’t need help, Yoko. You’ve had the power to go home the entire time.
Yoko: Excuse me? Why didn’t you tell me?
AK: Because Woz has always been in constant civil war. You were my chance to end it. I knew it from the moment I heard that you crushed Jade. I knew that you, helped by her ruby slippers, would be able to kill Rose. And I knew that as Rose hunted for the slippers, that Rena would get involved, and that you would kill her too. I knew that the wizard would then leave with you.
Yoko: You’ve been using me?
AK: Don’t you see? A country can’t exist with five rulers. You’ve brought stability to Woz! With no wizards or wenches except for me, I alone can rule the land!
She raises her voice.
AK: That is why, at this moment, I declare that all of the lands inside of Woz are now united, ruled over by me, Alicia, the Grand Czar of Woz!
Ginger: All hail Alicia, Grand Czar of Woz!
Ridley: Bullshit, not another wench.
AK looks at Ridley, and narrows her eyes. She points her hand at him, and purple lightning shoots from her fingers and fries him. After a moment, he collapses, unconscious. The inhabitants of Emerald City all kneel before AK. She motions for Latino to stand.
AK: You don’t need to kneel, you’re pretty cute.
Latino: You’re not so bad yourself, mamacita.
AK: That’s a nice car you have, there.
Latino: Heh. Maybe you can come see me some time and I’ll…bench press it for you.
AK: Or we can take a ride. Right now, if you’re not busy.
Latino: Sure thing!
They hop into the low rider.
Yoko: Uh…So how do I get home?
AK: Oh, just click the ruby slippers together three times, and repeat “There’s no place like home.”
She clicks her heels together three times.
Yoko: There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home…
Kross: It’s time to go, my dear.
BK: We’ll miss you, Yoko. You’re a good friend.
Latino: Yeah, you helped me sober up and get this awesome ride.
BK: And you got me…well, a brain.
He’s holding the brain in his hands, not sure what to do.
BK: But thanks anyway.
Yoko: I’ll miss all of you, too. Especially you, Ridley.
Ridley is being guarded a little ways off, being allowed to watch Yoko leave. He’s a little out of it though, still feeling the effects of the electricity. That’s when Yoko notices that Ridley is still holding Mr. Floppy.
Kross: Off we-
Yoko: OH GOD, I FORGOT HIM AGAIN!
She leaps out of the balloon to get him from Ridley. The balloon begins to rise.
Kross: Yoko, come back! I’ve already lifted off!
BK: Come back down, then!
Kross: I can’t, I don’t know how hot air balloons work! I forgot to mention that it was being flown by an instructor who was taken by the tornado!
Yoko grabs Mr. Floppy and runs back for the balloon, but it’s already out of reach.
Kross: I’m sorry Yoko, I really am!
She stands there and watches him drift away.
BK: …You know, the thing I don’t understand is that that balloon didn’t even have an engine, it was just a basket and a balloon. It needed a source of heat to rise. I don’t even know what he filled it with.
Latino: When did you become so smart?
BK: Maybe it’s this brain.
Yoko: I can’t believe it…Now I’ll never get home.
A pink ball begins to float down into the city, and lands in front of Yoko. It pops, revealing AK.
Yoko: Oh, AK! I messed it up. The wizard was going to take me home, and I messed it up. Now what? Please help me!
AK: You don’t need help, Yoko. You’ve had the power to go home the entire time.
Yoko: Excuse me? Why didn’t you tell me?
AK: Because Woz has always been in constant civil war. You were my chance to end it. I knew it from the moment I heard that you crushed Jade. I knew that you, helped by her ruby slippers, would be able to kill Rose. And I knew that as Rose hunted for the slippers, that Rena would get involved, and that you would kill her too. I knew that the wizard would then leave with you.
Yoko: You’ve been using me?
AK: Don’t you see? A country can’t exist with five rulers. You’ve brought stability to Woz! With no wizards or wenches except for me, I alone can rule the land!
She raises her voice.
AK: That is why, at this moment, I declare that all of the lands inside of Woz are now united, ruled over by me, Alicia, the Grand Czar of Woz!
Ginger: All hail Alicia, Grand Czar of Woz!
Ridley: Bullshit, not another wench.
AK looks at Ridley, and narrows her eyes. She points her hand at him, and purple lightning shoots from her fingers and fries him. After a moment, he collapses, unconscious. The inhabitants of Emerald City all kneel before AK. She motions for Latino to stand.
AK: You don’t need to kneel, you’re pretty cute.
Latino: You’re not so bad yourself, mamacita.
AK: That’s a nice car you have, there.
Latino: Heh. Maybe you can come see me some time and I’ll…bench press it for you.
AK: Or we can take a ride. Right now, if you’re not busy.
Latino: Sure thing!
They hop into the low rider.
Yoko: Uh…So how do I get home?
AK: Oh, just click the ruby slippers together three times, and repeat “There’s no place like home.”
She clicks her heels together three times.
Yoko: There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home…