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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:29:36 GMT -5
Yoko takes the little bottle from her clothes again as Ridley jumps over the ropes; Ridley looks a bit disappointed as he charges; he thought he had taught Yoko better…….and so he has, because this mist is bright red and very real indeed. Ridley bellows at its burn, and Yoko doesn’t waste a second; she uses her flying guillotine to further stun Ridley, and then with a little difficulty she shifts him back to the corner, sitting him up on the turnbuckle. Without pausing, Yoko hurries to one of the connecting corners; she climbs up and stands, and takes a deep breath, pushing her bloodstained hair out of her eyes. Then, with supreme balance, she runs across the rope, leaps…..and nails her signature move to bring both of them down to earth on to the ruins of the table destroyed earlier. The crowd becomes much quieter, nothing moves for many moments……it’s over.
Or is it?
Somehow, beyond the comprehension of almost everyone watching, Yoko and Ridley struggle to their feet. Both are exhausted and badly wounded, but not a word passes their lips. Then they move closer, and start to trade blows; slowly at first, then faster, and now they’re on the move, heading up the ramp toward the stage. They reach the top, and things come to a head; Yoko hits Ridley with all the power she has left, but nothing will tame the rage inside and out, and Ridley is just as unable to force those two little words from his protégé’s mouth. Finally, they teeter on the very edge; Ridley looks down and sees a stack of folded tables on a trolley. Yoko follows his glace, just a fraction too slowly; with the crowd’s yells assaulting his eardrums, Ridley picks Yoko up and delivers an unbelievable Darkness Buster off of the stage. The CRASH is thunderous; the camera is almost afraid to look this time. But when it does, Ridley is lying very close to Yoko; a referee is leaning over them with a mic, waiting for the inevitable, and Ridley snatches it from him before lifting Yoko’s head up and thrusting it under her nose.
Ridley: Well?
The arena is silent; Yoko has trouble focusing on Ridley, and she coughs up blood before answering…..
Yoko: …………………….No.
That one word is enough to trigger a storm of noise that floods the arena. Ridley looks at Yoko, then throws down the mic; he stands up and heads over to the side of the ramp itself, and looks under it. Yoko is just getting to her feet when she hears a new sound…..it’s very familiar, but she’s never heard it quite so close before. The crowd of course recognize it instantly, and go barmy as Ridley turns and holds the howling weedwacker up, letting Yoko get a good look at its lethal rotating blade. He takes a step closer; Yoko doesn’t move. Another step, a threatening swing; Yoko shakes her head. Their eyes are locked together; no one can tell what passes between them, and then with a roar Ridley swings the whacker down, and the audience screams louder than anyone would think possible…..
The exact moment of impact has to be cut from later screenings of the show; the plume of blood that shoots up from Yoko’s chest and abdomen is several feet in height, and she slumps back on to the broken tables. Ridley seems to be in some kind of distress; perhaps he hadn’t fully intended to hit Yoko so hard or so deeply. But Asmodeus revels in the carnage, and now his voice screeches across the arena……
Asmodeus: YES! YES! DESTROY, CRUSH, FINISH HER!!!
Ridley holds the weedwhacker up; Yoko’s too out of it to get out of the way. But the second blow doesn’t come; Ridley swings the weedwhacker about, as if different hands want to do different things, and then abruptly he stops, looks at Yoko, and throws the whacker to one side. Calmly, he reaches down and picks up the discarded microphone.
Ridley:……..I quit.
And with that he’s gone, walking away up the ramp; he disappears through the curtains before anyone has a clue what’s going on, and the EMTs rush in to attend to Yoko as the audience try to make sense of it all. Then without warning the titantron blazes into life, and a roving camera picks up the scene in the corridors………
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:31:05 GMT -5
As we come back from the match the camera shows Dwight and Kevin in the back of a paddy wagon handcuffed. The camera is shaking and moving up and down along with the car and Kevin's head is bent over and he begins sobbing.
Dwight: Ah jeez, are you crying?
Kevin: We're never gonna get out of here. I'm gonna lose my job, and without my job how am I gonna have to afford a house? I'm gonna have to stay with my family for three more years..
Kevin wails.
Dwight: You're a punk you know that?
Kevin:..shut up..
Dwight: Well, we are now at the PPV portion of the show. Every month ACW has PPVs to settle matches between superstars that have culminated from the past month. These events the superstars unleash moves not seen on regular shows and the promos are more intense and powerful. Lets get to these matches while we make our way to the Police Department..
Security officer (in front): Keep it down in there !!
Kevin: Can you loosen these cuffs a bit?
Security Officer: Quiet down or I'm gonna shut down your little reality show.
Kevin whimpers as we cut to the matches.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:31:43 GMT -5
#5 PPV: BS/V-3 vs. Hunter/Cage vs. JonnyG/Gooeygarth – ACW Tag Team Title Match - The Asylum (Credit: Hunter)
The crowd is pumped for the next match, one that they've been anticipating for weeks. The titantron flickers and the shot is brought to the large parking lot, which has been temporarily converted for the purposes of accommodating the match. Fans unable to get into the main arena are watching from all around and staring at the large space, where there are four rings surrounded by plexiglass. Philip has jogged outside between matches and is on hand to do the honours here.
Philip: The next match is for the ACW Tag Team Titles in an Asylum Match! The rules are simple: Two members of the three teams are put into one of the first three rings, where there are three specialty matches: Table, Hardcore, and First Blood. The men face off in these matches, and the winners of each move on to other rings until there are only two teams left. There may be one representative from each team, or there might be two. The final two teams, not depending on the members, will then move onto the fourth ring, with is also surrounded by plexiglass a good twenty feet high. From the ceiling of the chamber hang the Tag Team Titles. There will then be a TLC match for the titles between the remaining teams. Don't forget: TLC is no DQ, so any other members of any other teams can be involved. Now, let's begin. Introducing first, they are the Tag Team Champions, the team of Bladeshadow and V3!
"Step Up" plays on the as Bladeshadow and V3 walk into the specialty outside arena. Referees separate the men and put each into a different chamber, Blade into the Hardcore chamber, V3 into the First Blood chamber.
Philip: Next, the team of Hunter and Cage!
"Won't Back Down" hits as Hunter and Cage walk out smiling at their devious creation. They are then put into different chambers. Hunter goes to the Table chamber and Cage is put into the First Blood chamber.
Philip: And finally, the team of JonnyG and Gooey Garth!
"In the End" hits the speakers as Jonny and Gooey walk into the specialty arena. Jonny is put into the Table chamber and Gooey is put into the Hardcore chamber. The bell rings and the match begins!
All the men attack each other and chaos ensues. The cameramen move over to the First Blood ring, where V3 and Cage are pounding each other into oblivion, hoping to get the other to bleed. Cage whips V3 into the ropes, and as he comes back Cage hits a spinebuster. Cage stands over V3 smiling.
We then shift to the Hardcore ring, where Blade hits Gooey with a scoopslam onto a trash can. Blade goes to the top rope and jumps off, going for an elbow drop. But, Gooey was ready and smacks Blade with a sledgehammer lying next to him. Blade falls down holding his stomach.
In the Table ring, Hunter and Jonny exchange punches before Jonny hits Hunter with a big boot. As Hunter clenches his face in pain, Jonny sets up a table. He picks up Hunter, but Hunter fights him off and quickly dropkicks Jonny. Hunter goes to the table and folds it up again. He waits for Jonny to rise then he runs at him and hits him with the table.
Cage sets himself up in the corner and leaps off the top rope for a leg drop, but V3 moves away. V3 gets up, and as soon as Cage gets to his feet, V3 hits him with the Kamikaze! V3 picks up Cage and rams his face into the plexiglass. Afterwards, he goes for the Triple Inverter, only to be countered into Cage's Sphere #5 PPV: BS/V-3 vs. Hunter/Cage vs. JonnyG/Gooeygarth – ACW Tag Team Title Match - The Asylum (Credit: Hunter)
The crowd is pumped for the next match, one that they've been anticipating for weeks. The titantron flickers and the shot is brought to the large parking lot, which has been temporarily converted for the purposes of accommodating the match. Fans unable to get into the main arena are watching from all around and staring at the large space, where there are four rings surrounded by plexiglass. Philip has jogged outside between matches and is on hand to do the honours here.
Philip: The next match is for the ACW Tag Team Titles in an Asylum Match! The rules are simple: Two members of the three teams are put into one of the first three rings, where there are three specialty matches: Table, Hardcore, and First Blood. The men face off in these matches, and the winners of each move on to other rings until there are only two teams left. There may be one representative from each team, or there might be two. The final two teams, not depending on the members, will then move onto the fourth ring, with is also surrounded by plexiglass a good twenty feet high. From the ceiling of the chamber hang the Tag Team Titles. There will then be a TLC match for the titles between the remaining teams. Don't forget: TLC is no DQ, so any other members of any other teams can be involved. Now, let's begin. Introducing first, they are the Tag Team Champions, the team of Bladeshadow and V3!
"Step Up" plays on the as Bladeshadow and V3 walk into the specialty outside arena. Referees separate the men and put each into a different chamber, Blade into the Hardcore chamber, V3 into the First Blood chamber.
Philip: Next, the team of Hunter and Cage!
"Won't Back Down" hits as Hunter and Cage walk out smiling at their devious creation. They are then put into different chambers. Hunter goes to the Table chamber and Cage is put into the First Blood chamber.
Philip: And finally, the team of JonnyG and Gooey Garth!
"In the End" hits the speakers as Jonny and Gooey walk into the specialty arena. Jonny is put into the Table chamber and Gooey is put into the Hardcore chamber. The bell rings and the match begins!
All the men attack each other and chaos ensues. The cameramen move over to the First Blood ring, where V3 and Cage are pounding each other into oblivion, hoping to get the other to bleed. Cage whips V3 into the ropes, and as he comes back Cage hits a spinebuster. Cage stands over V3 smiling.
We then shift to the Hardcore ring, where Blade hits Gooey with a scoopslam onto a trash can. Blade goes to the top rope and jumps off, going for an elbow drop. But, Gooey was ready and smacks Blade with a sledgehammer lying next to him. Blade falls down holding his stomach.
In the Table ring, Hunter and Jonny exchange punches before Jonny hits Hunter with a big boot. As Hunter clenches his face in pain, Jonny sets up a table. He picks up Hunter, but Hunter fights him off and quickly dropkicks Jonny. Hunter goes to the table and folds it up again. He waits for Jonny to rise then he runs at him and hits him with the table.
Cage sets himself up in the corner and leaps off the top rope for a leg drop, but V3 moves away. V3 gets up, and as soon as Cage gets to his feet, V3 hits him with the Kamikaze! V3 picks up Cage and rams his face into the plexiglass. Afterwards, he goes for the Triple Inverter, only to be countered into Cage's Sphere of Death. Cage yells and signals for the Rage. V3 gets up, but before Cage can grab him, V3 superkicks Cage right in the face. Cage lies down and barely moves. V3 goes to the top rope and connects with a body drop. V3 goes for the pin, but then remembers this is a First Blood match.
Bladeshadow waits for Gooey to rise before connecting with an earth-shattering powerbomb. Blade goes for the pin, but Gooey kicks out after the 2. Blade, is desperation, takes some time to find a good weapon in the ring. He notices a steel chair and smiles. Blade picks it up and turns around, only to have the chair dropkicked into his face by Gooey. Gooey goes for the pin: 1…2… but Blade kicks out right before the three count.
Hunter clotheslines Jonny before setting up a table in the corner. He whips Jonny into it, but the table doesn't break. Hunter runs at Jonny for a spear, but Jonny moves and Hunter crashes through the table. Unfortunately for Jonny, elimination is made only when someone physically puts someone through a table, so Hunter has not yet been eliminated. Jonny locks Hunter into the sharpshooter, but knowing he can't win with it, he breaks the hold after a short time.
Cage pounds at V3's face, but he still can't get him to bleed. In blind rage, he in fact picks up V3 and hits him with the Rage. Cage checks V3's face, but he is stunned to see that V3 has not yet been busted open. Cage picks up V3 and puts him on his shoulder. In a mighty show of strength, Cage throws V3 face first through the plexiglass cell! Cage jumps out of the hole in the middle of the wall and checks on V3. He is happy to see that a trickle of blood appears from V3's forehead.
Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, V3 has been eliminated.
Cage, smiling in glee from knowing he's closer to the Tag Team Titles, runs over to the Table ring, where Hunter and Jonny are furiously hitting each other back and forth. Cage opens the plexiglass door and runs at Jonny, connecting with a powerful clothesline that knocks Jonny to the mat. Hunter and Cage start kicking him while he's on the ground, then proceed to hits Jonny with various double team manoeuvres. Hunter then picks up Jonny and goes for Hunter's Revenge, but Jonny pushes himself off into the ropes, and comes back spearing Hunter down. Meanwhile, Cage has set up a table. Jonny turns around, but Cage puts Jonny on his shoulders and goes for the Rage. Jonny slips off, flips Cage around, and hits him with the Jonormous Slam through the table!
Philip: Cage has been eliminated via table.
Jonny opens the door and throws Cage outside of the ring. Hunter sets himself in the corner, then runs at Jonny and connects with a big boot.
Blade has on a pair of brass knuckles and waits for Gooey to turn around. Gooey turns around, but he has a sledgehammer in his hand. Not noticing it, Blade runs at him. Blade swings with the brass knuckles while Gooey swings with the sledgehammer and in the end the two end up knocking each other out. They stay down until Blade slowly gets to his feet. He picks up Gooey, who goes for the Opium Krush, only to have it reversed into Heaven's Arrow! Gooey tries to grab the rope, but the pain is too strong for him to contend with, and Gooey ends up tapping out.
Phillip: By submission, Gooey Garth has been eliminated.
Bladeshadow lies down in exhaustion as Gooey is escorted out of the ring by the referee.
Jonny punches Hunter in the gut and hits him with a variation of a suplex. Jonny then sets up a table and walks over to Hunter. Hunter low blows Jonny and gets up laughing. Hunter tries to pick up Jonny, but Jonny low blows Hunter! Hunter is stunned at Jonny's recovery rate, but then Jonny reaches into his tights and pulls out a cup.
Jonny: I always think ahead.
Hunter falls down, holding his crouch, in disbelief. Jonny pulls Hunter over to the table. He picks him up and goes for the Jonormous Slam, but then quickly Hunter reverses into the Sphere of Death through the table!
Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, Jonny G has been eliminated. The final two contestants, Bladeshadow and Hunter, have a few moments while the final ring is being set up.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:32:18 GMT -5
The First Blood chamber gets locked up as other stagehands rush to unlock the TLC chamber. They all cower in awe looking at the twenty foot high chamber with the Tag Titles hanging from its ceiling. Two twelve foot ladders are placed on the West and East sides outside the chamber, one gigantic twenty foot ladder is on the North side outside of the chamber, and there is a ten foot ladder on top of the chamber. Tables (set-up and not set-up) and chairs are randomly scattered inside and outside the chamber. Bladeshadow and Hunter are led into the chamber and smile at all the tools they have to take out the other man. They stand on other sides of the ring and look above at the Tag Team Titles.
Bladeshadow: Those are our titles.
Hunter: Not for long.
The two men run at each other and begin to exchange punches and slams, slowly preparing for the extremely violent conclusion they both know will come one way or another. Hunter puts Blade on his shoulders and walks over to the plexiglass wall. He then F5’s Blade into the plexiglass. Blade falls down, clutching his leg in pain. Hunter uses this time to pick up one of the steel chairs in the ring. He then runs at Blade and smashes him with the chair. Hunter exits the ring and grabs a twelve-foot ladder and enters again. He sets up the ladder starts climbing. Blade quickly gets up, and realizing he is seconds away from losing his Tag Titles, runs over to knock down the ladder. Suddenly, Cage appears through the plexiglass door and spears Blade before he can knock down the ladder. After, V3 runs in, blood still on his face, and clotheslines Cage, then pushes the ladder. Hunter is on top of the ladder, and with the powerful thrust of V3, Hunter flies THROUGH the plexiglass wall and falls to the outside through a table, a good ten-foot drop.
Cage looks at Blade and V3 angrily.
V3: Oops.
Suddenly, Jonny and Gooey slide into the ring.
Jonny: If we don't get the Tag Titles, no one will!
A giant fight breaks out with representatives from both teams getting viciously beaten. Jonny gets smashed in the face with a chair while Cage puts Blade through a table. Cage gives Gooey Rage through a table and then gets hit with the Triple Inverter by V3. V3 slowly awakens Blade, knowing that only Blade can physically get the Tag Team Titles. Blade gets up, and V3 holds a ladder up for him, which Blade slowly climbs up. Blade tries pushing himself up to reach for the titles, but he has no strength in him after being powerbombed through a table. V3 climbs up the other side of the ladder and tries to help Blade get up. Suddenly, Hunter runs in and throws a chair at V3, who then falls off through a table. Hunter quickly runs up the ladder and pushes Blade off. He then reaches for the titles, but then suddenly falls down because of Gooey and Jonny pushing the ladder over. Gooey and Jonny laugh at the mess of bodies around them. Cage gets up behind them, throws a table at Gooey, and gives Jonny the Rage onto a chair.
Cage helps Hunter up to his feet. Hunter smiles and the two brothers grab a recuperating V3 and give him the Nightmare through a table. Blade charges the brothers and throws them through the gigantic hole in the wall that Hunter originally fell through. Gooey sneaks up behind Blade and throws his out as well. Jonny gets up and picks up V3, then throws him through the hole, and then he and Gooey go through the hole. With every person being on the outside of the ring, the true violence may soon begin.
Most of the team members get up at the same time, and a long stare down ensues. Everyone runs at each other, and then group violence begins. Double team manoeuvres as well as finishers are dropped everywhere. The battle turns into warfare. Steel chairs are broken and tables are shattered. Hunter and Cage smash a ladder into the faces of Gooey and Jonny, then throw the ladder at Blade and V3. They set up the twenty-foot ladder and climb up to the top, and then they hop on top of the fifteen-foot cell. Cage starts kicking and pounding on the ceiling, hoping that he can break through and cause the Tag Titles to drop, so that Hunter can quickly retrieve them.
Meanwhile, V3 has recuperated. He gives Jonny the Triple Inverter and puts him on a table. He and Blade then hit the Lights of Orion on Gooey and put him on another table, side by side with the table Jonny is on. Then, the Tag Team Champions run up the ladder to the top of the cell. V3 stands on top and runs at Hunter and Cage, and the three men begin fighting. Meanwhile, Blade takes the ten-foot ladder and sets it up on top of the cell. He looks down at Jonny and Gooey, barely moving on the tables they're on, and gets an idea in his head.
Blade scrambles up the ladder and stands at the top, twenty-five feet from the ground. He signals that he is ready to deliver Thor's Hammer. Suddenly, Cage sneaks up and pushes the ladder. Blade falls down twenty-five feet and crashes on top of Gooey and Jonny, putting them through tables! Cage looks down at the motionless bodies at the bottom of the cell and laughs. Suddenly, V3 sneaks up and hits Cage with the Kamikaze. Cage lies on top of the cell motionless. Hunter notices him and gets angry. V3 walks to Hunter and Hunter quickly executes Hunter's Revenge. He drags V3's body right on top of the place where the Tag Team Titles are hanging. He then sets up the ladder at the top and yells. He climbs up, and leaps of, connecting with the Hunting Elbow.
Suddenly, the ceiling collapses and Hunter, Cage, and V3 fall down to the ring below. Midair, Hunter grabs the Tag Team Titles and holds them with dear life. He falls down, then unfastens the Titles from the piece of plexiglass, and then smiles in relief as he hears the bell ring.
Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners, and NEW ACW Tag Team Champions, Hunter and Cage!
Hunter gets up and grins with relief and satisfaction. He walks over to Cage and gets him up. Cage gets himself on his feet, then looks at Hunter. Hunter hands him one of the Titles and watches for the first time as Cage smiles in joy. The brothers embrace and hold back tears. They walk out of the ring and start walking backstage. They then turn around, and their four adversaries are all looking at them. Hunter and Cage hold the Titles high above their heads and laugh.
Hunter: You can't beat us at our own game! Our reign has now started!
The camera fades away from the outside arena with Hunter and Cage holding the Titles to the normal ACW arena, where all of the fans in the arena are shocked, some from the results, others from the carnage.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:32:57 GMT -5
#4 PPV: Omega Effect: Predator vs Wolf (Terror in the Zoo)
---For the first part of the match check our Omega Effect PPV
Fatigue is starting to get to both competitors, and Wolf tries to put some space between himself and Predator to catch a breather. The peace doesn’t last long, however, loud footsteps are heard as Predator runs down the hall and spears Wolf from behind. He grabs Wolf by the head and rams him into the ground over and over again. Predator gets off then waits for Wolf to arise. Predator hits a spinning wheel kick and Wolf goes down along with Predator. AK wonders how much longer the pair can last, and if Mr. Stanton’s estate has anticipated the spiraling damage costs; Predator and Wolf get up, and the pair stagger through another staff door into a large area with lots of standing trees. Predator knocks Wolf down and is trying to set up the sharpshooter, but Wolf uses his legs to power out and pushes Predator into the glass. Wolf quickly gets to his feet but Predator runs back at him and they are both trying to push one another down. Wolf wins this and pushes Predator back into the glass. Wolf runs forward for a big boot but Predator slides to the ground, and Wolf hits the glass, almost breaking it; he curses as he bounces off. Predator is about to launch another attack, but stops in his track as something drops out of the air on to Wolf’s face. Wolf flails around, and the camera shows that he has a flying squirrel covering his face; AK and Predator look around and see that the exhibit is filled with flying and gliding mammals. Wolf’s flapping sends him into a tree, and this triggers a mass panic among the residents; the air is filled with leathery wings, and a confused fruit bat collides with AK, cloaking a large part of her with its six foot wingspan.
Predator: JEEPERS CREEPERS!
Predator drops to the floor and covers his head with his hands, unchivalrously leaving AK to disentangle herself from the flying fox without help. Wolf continues to run in circles, and runs into one of the walls; he bangs his head against it, trying to get the thing off, and after about the 7th hit the squirrel finally falls to the floor. Wolf looks to the left and right of him, and then spectacularly flair flops as Predator gets up, and AK tries to do something about her wrecked hairstyle before following him out back into the public area of the park.
Predator looks extremely tired as he half jogs, half drags himself across one of the paths; he can see a very large, double fence in front of him, and without looking to check it any further he starts to climb. Wolf runs into shot; he too is exhausted, but the sight of the weary Predator gives him a boost, and he follows his foe, scaling the fences and dropping into the wide, grassy enclosure. AK skids to a halt at the fence, something telling her not to go in, but as she watches Wolf makes a lunge and tackles Predator down. He glances over his shoulder.
Wolf: Kitsune! Get in here, I want to finish this!
AK: Wolf, I don’t think-
Wolf: Come on, it’ll only take a few seconds! Do your job!
AK is still uneasy, but she climbs the fences and rushes over as fast as she can; the camera stays on the outside, using a zoom to film through the wire. Wolf still has Predator pinned, but again he kicks out in the nick of time.
Wolf: SHIT!
His voice echoes out over the park. Predator gets up and stares Wolf in the eye.
Predator: No more games, Wolf. We end this here. What do you say?
Wolf opens his mouth – but nothing comes out, a first for him. Predator smirks.
Predator: What, you scared? Cat got your tongue?
Wolf is breathing heavily, and not moving a muscle. His next words are almost a whisper.
Wolf: You…might say that…..
Predator sees that AK is also as still as a statue, and he very slowly turns to look over his shoulder. An entire pride of lions is walking toward them, not hurrying, but absolutely intent in their purpose.
There’s no more verbal communication between the group; the fence is a good hundred yards away, and the lions less than half that distance…..but there is one option left. AK, Wolf and Predator all break at once and run for the only sanctuary, a tall broadleaved tree. They scramble up, and the first of the lions misses Wolf’s ankle by inches as it takes a swipe as he climbs. All three wedge themselves as tightly as they can in the branches; below, the lions are around them on all sides.
Wolf: How do you propose we do that?
Predator: Well can’t we just phone-
He stops. Both AK and Wolf are glaring at him, and Predator looks sheepish, remembering the cellphone incident earlier.
Predator: Well, we’re ok here aren’t we? Lions can’t climb…….can they?
AK: No……but they can jump. As soon as it gets cool enough, they’ll start trying properly. And this tree doesn’t feel all that high.
Predator clings on to the tree a little tighter. Wolf leans his head against one of the branches; in his tired and emotional state his mind starts to wander……
??: Sweet Odin’s Raven! Well this is a perilous situation, isn’t it?
Wolf looks upward; there is a light above him, and standing on one of the higher limbs is the Nordically handsome figure of Thor. There’s a stonking pop, as most of the arena’s been marking out for a Thor appearance the whole time.
Wolf: What can we do, oh great and powerful one? Can you smite these creatures with your weapon of might?
Thor scratches his head, and twirls his hammer.
Thor: I may not harm any of nature’s creations……but there may still be a way. Remember, music shall soothe the savage beast……. Now I have to be going, I’m due to play Omaha 8 with the rest of the Valhalla boys, we’ve got Garuda dropping by on a social call. Stay strong……
Thor fades away as Wolf brings his mind back to the present. Predator is staring at the ground, and AK is talking quietly into her attached mic.
AK:……..and if this is still recording, Yoko can have my Japanese Neo 4 triple star set….
Wolf: Guys, I think I have a plan.
Predator snorts.
Predator: You? I’d rather take my chances with the moggies than trust one of your harebrained schemes.
AK: Shut it, Pred. Wolf, I’ll give anything you can suggest a try, if you really think it could work.
Wolf nods, and leans forward; he whispers something to Predator and AK, who just stare at him for several seconds.
Predator: You’re nuts.
AK: Seriously?
Wolf: It’s hot, and lions are lazy. What do we have to lose?
There’s another pause, and AK and Wolf look at Predator. After a few moments he sighs.
Predator: Oh, very well. But if this fails, these are going to be crap last words….
Wolf: All right. Key of C, I’ve got the lead.
Wolf taps on the tree branch rhythmically, and there is complete, slack jawed silence in the arena at what happens next. All three start to sway gently, side to side.
AK / Predator: A-wim-a-weh, a-wim-a-weh, a-wim-a-weh……
They continue the backing as Wolf comes in.
Wolf: In the Jungle, the mighty jungle, The lion sleeps tonight, In the Jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight….. A – hooooh, ooh – ay – oooh – ay, a wi – um – um – a – weh……. A – hooooh, ooh – ay – oooh – ay, a wi – um – um – a – weh…….
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:33:19 GMT -5
The lions have stopped pacing around; astonishingly, they seem to be sitting down. Wolf gives AK a prod with his elbow, indicating that they should continue, and she takes up the refrain with a surprisingly good voice.
AK: In the village, the peaceful village, The lion sleeps tonight, Hush my darling, don’t cry my darling, the lion sleeps tonight….
The trio continue to sing softly, and the lions settle down. As quietly as he possibly can, Wolf bravely slides down the tree on the side with the fewest slumbering forms, and then gives the signal for the others to follow. They all creep away, and when they’re about 50 yards clear they run hell for leather, not daring to look back until they’ve clambered over the security fences, and landed safely on the other side.
Gasping for breath, Predator leans forward, resting his hands on his knees. Wolf has his on his hips, and the pair look at each other.
Predator: That……..that wasn’t bad, Wolf. Nice one.
Wolf just nods; it’s a small acknowledgement, but he appreciates it all the same. Then in the next moment, normal service is resumed, and Predator moves in and whacks Wolf around the head. Wolf strikes back at once, and the pair start to move across the grass; it’s clear that the match is now about to end, one way or another, and a whole slew of fans have congregated to look into the pen where the climax is about to happen. The cheers and shouts match those of the fans in the arena, who yell as if the match were right in front of them and crane forward to see who will finally come out on top.
The match has been right around the world, and appropriately enough has wound up in the marsupial exhibit. Emus scatter as Predator and Wolf fight into the open centre of the grass, and wallabies take cover behind boulders. The koalas, of course, are content to speculate from their treetop positions. Predator and Wolf lock up, pushing against one another furiously, until Wolf succeeds in throwing Predator to the side. He drops on to him and starts some mounted punches. AK watches closely, but then is distracted slightly by a rustling next to her. She glances to the side and sees a small kangaroo next to her; there is a sort of “clicking” sound as the creature snuffles.
AK: What’s that, Skippy? Timmy’s stuck down the old mine shaft?
More snuffling.
AK: I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand you with your mouth full. Who do I think is going to win? No idea. Anyway, I’m supposed to be impartial.
Further snuffling.
AK: All right, I’m sorry for the bad joke. Of course your name isn’t Skippy. What is it then?
Even more snuffling.
AK: “Pin, you daft Sheila”? That’s a-
She suddenly twigs; Predator has Wolf covered. AK dives in, and Predator gets 2.9 before Wolf kicks out. Exhausted, both men pull themselves to their feet, and swap a couple more blows; the fans chant for Wolf, who rallies and gets behind Predator for a German Suplex. It hits, and Wolf makes a pin of his own, for 2.5. Wolf gets back up, and signals for the chokeslam; he lifts Predator and positions him over a piece of stony ground for maximum impact. The fans whistle and cheer, but Predator thrashes, and Wolf ends up dropping rather than slamming him. As Predator lies on the mat, he is starting to lose hope; but then he turns his head to the side, and a mad possibility presents itself –
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:33:40 GMT -5
Predator rolls aside and scrambles on his hands and knees. Wolf pursues, and Predator makes a lunge forward. He yells out apparently in pain, but then turns over; he’s got a large, spiky ball in his hands. Wolf has no time to do anything except shut his eyes, and Predator hurls the missile right at his head. Wolf takes the impact, and collapses; Predator throws himself on top and hooks the leg, and AK completes the 3 count to at last give Predator the win.
A bemused looking Echidna uncurls itself and wanders away, apparently none the worse for wear.
AK: Here is your winner, and true “Alpha” Male, Predator!
The fans cheer unreservedly for the barnstorming match; Predator is too tired to do anything other than raise a hand.
AK: I think Knuckles here deserves some of the credit…..anyway, I’m out of here. Boy do I need a shower after this one…..
AK starts to make her way away, pausing to sign a few autographs and such for the fans in attendance. Medics show up to check Wolf and Predator over, and they too are shown to be finishing a good day’s work with some promotional time, as the video feed comes to a conclusion to cheers from the Omega Effect audience.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:34:30 GMT -5
#3 PPV : Skurai vs Kain – “Mayhem at the Mall” Match (Credit: Skurai / AK)
The ACW fans in the arena have been looking forward to the next match since it was announced, and they shout and cheer as the titantron flares into life, showing a wide shot of the local Mall. Everything seems entirely normal, with a scattering of evening shoppers; however, in the open space just next to the food court banners with the ACW logo have been hung, and a large number of fans are waiting behind specially constructed protective barriers. The relative tranquillity comes to an end as “New Noise” rumbles through the mall, and Skurai walks out from between the blocks of fans, boom box in hand playing his theme. Skurai is just putting the boom box down as “Slow Chemical” blares out over the mall tannoy, and the monster Kain enters from the opposite direction. The fans in the mall and back in the arena cheer as the pair stare one another down; neither flinches at all as they wait for the referee to arrive so the match can start. However, the voice they hear is not one which they were expecting.
Off camera: Oh, hello boys!
Both Skurai and Kain turn around (followed by the camera) to see none other than AK, multiple shopping bags in hand.
AK: Right, are you two ready for this?
Skurai: Er….yes, we’re just waiting for the referee to get his ass out here.
AK: That’s not a problem…….because I’ve been appointed to oversee this contest.
Kain / Skurai: What?!
AK: Well, I don’t have a match of my own tonight, so I said I’d help out wherever I was needed. Next thing I know, I’ve got Ginger on the phone sending me here. Do either of you have a problem with that?
Kain: I don’t. I’m going to take you apart, Skurai, and I don’t give a damn who counts my victory.
Skurai: In your dreams, you big red retard!
AK: That sounds like fighting talk to me. Let’s get this party started!
Skurai and Kain don’t need any further prompting; they rush at each other and exchange blows, and the match gets underway. Kain’s size and build starts to gain him the upper hand, and the pair battle their way over toward one of the nearby stores. Seeing this as a moment of opportunity Kain whips Skurai through a display window of a sporting goods store, shattering glass and sending shards all over the place like shrapnel. AK jumps back just in time, surprised at the early onset of destructive violence; Kain gives her a smile and the “call me” sign and enters the store through the window as AK turns away in disgust, and hands her shopping to one of the mall’s personal assistants for safekeeping before using the door. As Kain looks for Skurai in the store he sees him laying face down with his hand around a mannequin. Kain picks Skurai up and hits a Darkside Slam onto the shards of glass. Skurai stays down, and Kain smirks and leaves him in a heap on the floor. Feeling a sense of accomplishment Kain takes this time to look around the mall for more weapons as AK follows him out of the store. After several moments, Skurai somehow manages to stagger to his feet and his face is a picture of anger; brushing the glass from his clothes, he decides to go on the search for Kain in the mall. Knowing he will need a weapon to defend himself he grabs the nearest one he can find, a pool noodle. With that Skurai makes his way into the mall.
A short distance away, Kain strides through the mall shoving other shoppers aside as he goes. AK follows a little way behind him, but the distance between them gradually increases as she keeps getting distracted by various window displays. Eventually, Kain sees a EB Games with an arcade next to it and decides to make his way into it; AK tears herself away from the “2 for 1” offer at the Gap and follows him inside. Skurai manages to spot them from a distance and makes a stealth approach to the store, slipping between the ornamental plants until he is able to enter the store using a group of teens for cover. He manages to sneak up behind Kain, whose mind is also now taken up with the rows of games in front of him; as Kain turns around Skurai starts to smack him with the pool noodle and choke him. Kain remembers that he’s supposed to be working, and somehow manages the strength to get Skurai off. Upon his release, Kain decides to liven up Skurai’s experience by smashing a nearby X-box over his head; the weight of the console delivers a heavy blow to Skurai, and as the bits of the xbox fall to the floor a large brick tumbles out of the plastic casing.
Kain: So that’s why the damn things are so heavy!
Skurai falls backward into a cart of cheat games, which fall all over the ground in front of him. As Skurai looks around quickly he finds the ultimate weapon. He grabs a Superman 64 cartridge and hurls it straight at Kain’s face. Kain’s mask shatters upon impact with the wretched game.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:34:49 GMT -5
Skurai: Taste the unholy game beast!
AK: Whoa, it really IS an evil piece of software……..
Kain, not even able to see, screams in pain with his hands covering his face. Blinded by the game Kain starts running into shelves knocking them over; Kain finally runs into a shelf of consoles and they come tumbling down onto him, partially burying him in cardboard and plastic. Skurai puts his foot on Kain’s stomach and waits for the count. He waits and waits but there is no sign of a count; fuming, Skurai stands on top of Kain and looks over the collapsed shelves to see AK a little way away, engrossed in a conversation on her cell – phone. Skurai looks at the camera with a glance that says, “You have got to be kidding me,” and yells at the errant ref.
Skurai: AK, I AM TRYING TO MAKE A COVER HERE!
AK: Yes I know, Skurai. Just give me a minute this is important. Really? He did what? Oh no, he didn’t. He did? He did! Jesus girl you get him back for that.
Skurai looks about ready to explode, and his eye twitches again.
AK: Alright I’ll call you later. Byeeeeeeee…..
AK finally concludes her call and makes the count. 1-2 –no! Kain manages to get the shoulder up. Skurai looks at Kain, looks at AK, and then looks at the camera, his eye tic getting worse for a second.
Skurai: Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean……
Skurai just barely keeps his anger in check; instead he kicks Kain a few more times before pulling him back to his feet and dragging the still visually challenged Kain toward the arcade next door for some fun. As Kain gets his sight back properly, he sees that he is in front of the Dance Dance Revolution machine. Skurai puts in a couple of coins and grins. Skurai: I challenge thee Kain!
Kain: To a game of DDR? Prepare to die poor fool!
AK: Isn’t this supposed to be a match?
Both Kain and Skurai: Our match, our rules, so SHUT UP!
AK: All right, keep your hair on. Geez…..
With that the game starts as Kain pulls a quick lead on Skurai. Skurai looks over and is amazed at Kain’s footwork; for a big man he knows how to “shake his thang”. Skurai now decides to kick it into overdrive, dancing his friggin’ heart out. Kain, still in control knows that Skurai is making a comeback. Just as the score seems even Skurai is pushed aside by a small boy. Kain in shock at what just happened is amazed to see the boy literally raping him at it. When the game ends the boy comes out on top.
Small Boy: Haha Mr, I just whooped your bitch ass!
This is too much for Kain to take; in a rage he grabs the boy by the throat, rushes out of the arcade, and gives him a chokeslam from hell off the second floor onto the ground below. Kain leans over the edge and yells.
Kain: What did you say again boy? I can’t hear you from all the way down there. Something about me just whooping your bitch ass?
Skurai wanders over, glances downward, nods in approval and gives Kain the thumbs up. AK however is flabbergasted by the events that just occurred.
AK: Talk about a sore loser……….Good job that kid landed in the fountain
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:35:04 GMT -5
The brief period of respite is quickly shattered as Kain gives Skurai a swift chokeslam while he is still looking over the edge of the walkway. Skurai is right back up, and their battle resumes. They exchange blows left and right and fight all the way to the escalator. Skurai hits Kain with a swift RKO and then proceeds to throw him off the top of the escalator. Kain rolls all the way down and ends up lying on the floor at the bottom. Skurai watches, and then gloats from the top with obvious enjoyment.
Skurai: Damnit Kain! Mall security doesn’t like when people slide down the escalator! What primate monkeys brought your sorry ass up?
As Skurai gloats he doesn’t seem to notice his cape has gotten stuck in the escalator. Skurai tries to tug himself free, but the escalator is moving fairly quickly and Skurai is pulled off of his feet, slamming himself head first into the metal steps. Skurai arrives at the bottom and gags as he is choked by the mechanism descending into the floor, taking his cape with it; AK just proceeds to walk down the escalator perfectly, shaking her head a little. Kain struggles to his feet but allows himself a smile upon seeing Skurai face first to the ground, his cape still stuck in the escalator. Kain rips Skurai’s cape to free him, lifts him off of his feet, and carries him away into the first floor of the mall.
Kain moves along the row of shops until he finds what he is looking for; he kicks open the door to the electronics dealer, and the rows and rows of televisions all show multiple images of the pair as Kain heads to the really big sets at the back of the store. Kain selects the biggest, most expensive TV, and throws Skurai at it, shattering the set and sending debris everywhere as customers scatter and look for cover. The front frame around the tv screen falls off and hangs around Skurai’s neck, framing him instead.
Kain: God, why is there never anything other than crap on TV when I want to watch it?
Kain walks over and picks up Skurai again, but Skurai is biding his time; he waits and then slides free before Kain can slam him again, and grabs a nearby computer keyboard, ripping it free before battering Kain with it around the head and shoulders. Kain staggers away and grabs a pile of free ISP software cds, flinging them across the shop at Skurai like throwing stars. Skurai swats them away, grabs an extension cord and tries to choke Kain out with it; Kain uses his own huge hands and the pair begin to sink down to their knees, neither willing to give in to the other - as the seconds tick past it becomes clear that Kain is winning the battle. As Skurai fights to stay conscious AK walks over to them both with a small rectangular object in each hand.
AK: Guys, should I get the blue Ipod mini or the pink one? I can’t decide……
Skurai (rolling his eyes): How about you keep your mind on the match for 5 seconds, you…(an idea flashes into Skurai’s head)….Actually, I’m not sure….bring them closer so that I can see them better.
AK walks over next to Skurai. Skurai maintains his hold on the cable and grabs the blue ipod by the headphones before swinging it right between Kain’s eyes, smashing the little machine to bits. Kain is stunned and releases his grip just enough for Skurai to pull away, and the two men separate and try to reoxygenise their blood.
AK: Pink then, huh? That’s what I thought, too.
Skurai retreats out of the electronics shop and looks for a battleground more to his liking; Kain follows hot on his heels and AK is only a few paces behind Kain. Skurai jogs along until something catches his eye, and with a grin he dives through a pair of brightly painted double doors. Kain pursues, but comes to a halt when he sees where Skurai has led him. Kain: So, we’ve finally reached your mental level then, Skurai.
The children’s play zone is quite impressively kitted out, and Skurai is already scrambling up the cargo net. Kain follows him, but his size makes it more difficult for him to climb up. When he reaches the top he sees Skurai crossing the gap to the next platform with a hand over hand motion using some overhead bars; Kain is a little apprehensive, but then he looks to his right and grins as he sees a short cut. Skurai is almost at the other side when Kain literally “zips” past him on a zip line, and is ready and waiting on the other side when Skurai arrives. The pair swap punches at the top of the elevated platform, and below them AK keeps an eye on proceedings. It is quite a way down to ground level, but as Kain looks down he realizes that this is not in fact a problem, as directly below them is an inflatable bouncy castle – type slide and landing area. Rather than slide down, Kain makes a more impressive descent and he superplexes Skurai off of the platform; the pair are cushioned by the inflated pads, but their landing has a much more dramatic effect on AK; standing just a few feet away on the landing cushion, the displacement of air has a result akin to a catapult and she yells in surprise as she gets tossed upward before coming to land in the nearby ball pit, sending plastic spheres out in all directions. Kain and Skurai give her a cursory glance and, seeing her roll out of the pit and try to rectify the disaster area that now passes for her hairstyle, they fight their way out of the play area and back into the main area of the mall.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:35:25 GMT -5
Kain hits Skurai with a DDT and then gives him the slip; Skurai gets up and just catches a glimpse of the back of Kain’s head disappearing into a large toy store. Skurai follows him, but he neglects to make a stealthy approach and as he steps through the doors a young customer spots him and rushes up, his eyes aglow with excitement.
Young Boy: Wow, is it really you, Skurai? You’re my favourite ACW wrestler, I‘ve got all your T – shirts……can I have your autograph?
Skurai tries to politely shoo the child away, but he quickly gets surrounded by a throng of eager young fans. Skurai tries to disband this impromptu meeting of the Skurai under - tens supporters club, but then he looks behind him, and he has another idea
Skurai: Hey you lot, do you see that guy over there with the microphone? Go see him, and he’ll buy you all an ice cream, how about that?
The kids cheer and thunder out of the store; in the background Kevin Anderson is totally unprepared for the stampede, and Skurai laughs as he makes his way into the shop to look for Kain.
AK is also looking for Kain; she wanders through the rows of garish display boxes, until she hears a strange, high pitched voice a short distance away.
Odd voice: Oh, Kain, you’re sooo strong!
Kain’s normal voice: Of course I am, I’m the best there is!
AK creeps closer and looks around a stack of boxes; Kain is sitting on the floor, with an unwrapped “California Barbie” in one hand, and one of the new ACW action figures of himself in the other.
Kain: See, no one can defeat me….not RDK…..
(Kain picks up an RDK figure, stomps it with his own, and throws it aside)
Kain: Not Bladeshadow……
(the Bladeshadow doll has its leg taken off before being discarded)
Kain:…..not even Ridley!
Kain pummels the Ridley figure with his own fist before chucking it away, but he doesn’t aim carefully and the figure bounces off a display case before flying back and giving Kain a miniature double footed kick to the head. Kain winces and gets up, lifting up his foot to crush the figure.
Kain: Bah, you don’t scare me…..
Quickly AK reaches over, pulls a talking Ridley plushie out of its box, and gives it a squeeze next to Kain’s ear.
Ridley Plushie: DO NOT SCREW WITH THE LORD OF HARDCORE, FOOL!!
Kain almost jumps out of his skin, and Skurai turns up just in time to see his reaction; both Skurai and AK burst out laughing, and Kain has a face like thunder; he shakes his fist at them, forgetting that he is still holding California Barbie, and Skurai starts coughing from laughing so hard. Kain practically has steam rising from him, and he tackles Skurai into a huge pile of soft toys; stuffing flies everywhere as the two wrestlers batter one another and try to get out of the mass of furry comforters. Kain rolls out first, runs over to another display, and emerges with a sucker – dart gun in each hand. Kain lays down heavy fire, and Skurai is covered in the little darts all over his body; while he tries to brush them off, Kain runs forward, knocks Skurai down and rolls him up, and Skurai just barely thrashes free before AK makes the 3 count. With Skurai’s head under his arm Kain storms out of the toy shop, past the horde of children still accosting the unfortunate Kevin Anderson, and drags Skurai onward further into the deceptively large space of the mall.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:36:20 GMT -5
Kain keeps hold of Skurai and gives him another hurl through a display window, this time for Victoria’s Secret. Kain knows not to leave Skurai alone as he goes through the door this time and continues his assault. He grabs a mannequin and starts beating Skurai with it. Kain tries to capitalize on this by making a pin but AK is nowhere to be seen; Kain yells for her but to no avail. Kain gives up on the pin and decides to beat Skurai some more with the mannequin.
Kain: Skurai, she just can’t keep her hands off you!
Kain picks him up while still taunting him but Skurai manages to get a few punches in and Irish whips Kain over the counter. Skurai walks over to the counter and yells.
Skurai: Manager! Manager! There is a big jobber in this store!
Kain upon hearing this rises up and grabs Skurai by the throat. He continues to lift Skurai.
Kain: Well it seems to me that youare the jobber.
Skurai notices that the cash register is between him and Kain; he kicks it and it shoots open into Kain’s stomach. Kain reels back in pain as Skurai takes this opportunity to grab some cash from the register. He quickly pockets it and runs into the store while giving Kain the “follow me” sign. Kain pursues Skurai, but he pulls up to a halt as he sees Skurai standing in front of one of the changing cubicles. The silhouette of a shapely female figure can be seen through the curtain, and on a chair outside is a bag with a familiar looking cellphone sticking out of it. Skurai and Kain grin, and Kain picks up the phone and activates its inbuilt camera. Skurai holds the edge of the curtain and waits for Kain to be ready.
Skurai: This should be good. Set the resolution to maximum….
Kain holds up the phone, and Skurai whisks the curtain open. There is a flash as the camera goes off, and then a piercing scream:
Customer: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH! Peeping Toms! Help!
For a second Kain and Skurai are stunned as they look at the startled customer. From the next door cubicle AK sticks her head out and then comes out to berate the two voyeurs.
AK: What are you two playing at now? I can’t take you anywhere…….
AK stops talking as she sees Skurai and Kain grinning, and then realizes that she’s only wearing the revealing red bra and thong set that she was trying on before the interruption. The arena audience whoops and whistles, and AK goes almost as red as her attire.
AK: Dammit! This is not a bra and panties match! You two, out! NOW!
Kain and Skurai are still grinning as AK darts back into the cubicle, the words “Ginger” and “castration” all that is audible, but they both come under attack from a hail of lingerie as the other patrons of the store react angrily to their prank. The first woman has pulled a shirt over herself, and she storms forward to face down the two far larger men in front of her.
Customer: You….how dare you! Give me back my damn phone!
Kain: Shit, I’m sorry ma’am, we thought……
The woman gives Kain a hard slap and snatches her phone back; the whole shop is filled with high pitched shouting and Kain and Skurai are physically pained by the shrillness of the noise, and they make a hasty exit, fleeing the barrage of bras being flung at them as they rush out the door. AK slips out quietly having hurriedly put her clothes back on, and all three pause for second before Skurai gives Kain a quick slap to the face and runs deeper into the mall. Kain in rage at the second slap in two minutes quickly follows him; AK sighs and runs after the two. Skurai runs for quite some distance before disappearing into a side door; Kain spots Skurai going in, and as he follows he sees that the new room is a storage area for the mall as a whole. As Kain enters he sees all the random scenery the mall uses at different times of the year; he looks over and sees Skurai wearing a Santa beard and sitting in a huge Santa chair.
Skurai: Ho-Ho! Kain I have heard you have been a naughty boy this year!
Kain: Yep and I am proud of it.
Skurai: Well I have something in my bag just for you! I know you are going to like this.
With that Skurai grabs a huge wooden candycane and hits Kain in the gut with it. Skurai than continues to beat him with it.
Skurai: Ho-Ho! I love going Christmas style on your ass.
With the repeated candycane shots Kain starts to lose consciousness. The last image Kain sees is Skurai’s grin as he drags him back out and into the public area of the mall again. Kain is out cold, but Skurai doesn’t cover, even though AK is finally in the right place at the right time.
AK: So…..are you going to finish this, or what?
Skurai: Oh no, not yet. I have something very special planned……
With a smile, Skurai walks up to the camera.
Skurai: You guys come back to us in a few minutes, ok?
The screen goes black as Skurai covers the camera with something, and the fans are a touch disappointed; the director takes the hint and cuts to commercials while his people fill him in on what is happening at the mall………
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:36:40 GMT -5
As the show returns after commercials, the action returns to the mall. The scene is now back at the food court seen in the opening of the match; Kain slowly starts to come around and finds himself in a chair; he tries to rise, but he has been tied down and is immobile. Skurai approaches from behind him, stereo in hand, and walks around so that Kain can see him. Kain tries to break free but cannot, so instead he glares angrily at Skurai.
Skurai: So you are awake huh? Time for the real fun to start.
With that Skurai puts his stereo down on a table and hits play. “Stuck In the Middle” comes on and Kain realizes what is going to happen to him; he goes a little pale.
Skurai: Oh good, you actually know what I am doing.
Skurai begins to pace back and forth while singing the song; the fans have redistributed themselves around the edge of the food court for a better view, and AK sits a little way away with a box of popcorn.
AK: I have a sudden urge to put on a black suit and walk in a moody fashion next to a brick wall….
Skurai hops over the ledge of a nearby McDonald’s counter and grabs a vat of hot grease. He hops back over the counter and dances back in forth in front of Kain, still singing; eventually Skurai gets bored of this and quickly throws the grease all over Kain’s face. Kain screams in pain as Skurai quickly unties him; Skurai takes him up to on top of one of the tables and raises up his hands as he signals for the 500 Channels. With that Skurai jumps off with Kain and hits the 500 Channels onto the remaining grease. Kain is knocked out once again, and Skurai covers him to finally receive the 1-2-3 count. The fans in both locations cheer, and AK raises Skurai’s hand as he gets up.
AK: The winner of this match and the true survivor of the mall, Mr Blonde….er, I mean Skurai!
Skurai gives Kain one final kick to the gut and drops a few of the 5 dollar bills he stole onto Kain’s motionless body. Smiling with deep satisfaction, Skurai half walks, half dances away and continues singing as the song comes to an end and fades out.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:37:08 GMT -5
We come back to see Kevin and Dwight sitting in a jail cell, Kevin is still depressed while Dwight is slightly pissed. Kevin looks up and huge guy looks down at him and smiles before licking his lips. Kevin quickly moves closer toward Dwight.
Dwight: Get off of me. How could you get us into jail? I have a mind to suplex your ass all over the jail cell.
The same police officer from earlier in the studios walks past the jail cell.
Officer: Ok, you two get a call to your parents...
Dwight: I'm 54...
Officer: Retirement home then...I don't know
Dwight is now really angry and he picks up the phone.
Kevin: Who are you gonna call?
Dwight: I'm calling Ginger he'll bail us outta here..
Kevin: Great idea..
Dwight: I'm gonna kill you when we get out of here..
Kevin: Umm, well then lets just get to the #2 and #1 Match.
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Post by BK London on Jul 7, 2005 13:37:53 GMT -5
#2 PPV: The Senator vs Latino (Credit: Senator / Latino)
As Phillips walks off, the camera shifts to the viewpoint from inside the Arena itself, where an amazing sight is unfolding. The ramp going to the ring is lined with red white and blue bunting, as well as American flags lined up in a row along the ramp and the ringside. The camera now cuts to ringside, with the two main announcers and a special guest.
Maxwell McNally: This has been an amazing night of matches, and the typical ACW spectacles, but this next one might top everything to date, especially considering the number of guests invited for this very match, the history of these two individuals, and the amount of money the Senator has reportedly put into his entrance here.
Eddie Edison: You better believe it, bud! This is going to be off your heezy, it’ll rock your socks, and blow your mind, man! Here we go!
In the ring, the lights dim a bit, and Phillip takes the microphone.
Phillip: For this match, I first want to call your attention to the special guest announcer, “Textbook” Tim Dwight!
Dwight stands up and waves to the crowd from his seat.
Phillip: Next, I want to introduce the special bell ringer, who will double as a backup referee for this match, a legendary referee from New Japan Pro Wrestling, Tiger Hattori!
Hattori stands up and takes a humble bow to the crowd.
Phillip: Next, I want to introduce our very special timekeeper for this match, Bobby, “The Brain” Heenan!
Heenan waves to the crowd from his seat, and motions for a mike.
Heenan: I want to thank all of you people here for inviting me, and for your warm welcome, but I have a little problem…I seem to be missing my official time clock here…if I could just borrow Mr. McNally’s Rolex for the occasion, I’m sure it’ll be up to the task…
McNally: With all due respect Mr. Heenan, you seem to be sitting on the official clock…
Heenan(to the laughter of the crowd): Well…sure…but maybe, it’s not working right…
McNally: Yes, I think it is working.
Heenan: Oh, you’re just another ham ‘n egger, let’s get back to the action here.
Phillip: Very well then, announcing next, we have four very special guests of the Senator at ringside, in order, first, he is one of the most celebrated technicians in wrestling history, Ricky, “The Dragon” Steamboat! Next, we have a man who is known on two shores, the president of All Japan Pro Wrestling, the Cross Wizard, Keiji Mutoh! Next, we have the originator of the Lariat, and an uncle to ACW’s very own Stan H. Johnston, Stan Hansen! Finally, we have perhaps our most special guest of all, a man who was a true originator in the ring, a man whose career in pro wrestling extends across decades, a man who was an invincible warrior in the ring, whose presence is still felt today, the one, the only, Karl Gotch!
The 90+ year old Gotch salutes the crowd from his seat, clearly touched by the display of respect.
Phillip: Last, but not least, we now have, for the Senator’s special entrance theme, playing here, live in the ACW Arena, Survivor!
A lift next to the elaborate entranceway rises up, with Survivor on it, playing Eye of the Tiger, the lights dim more, and the Senator’s Alphatron video plays on the projection wall. On a lift below the entrance, three people rise up, and it’s clear that it’s the Capitalists with Rena. Suddenly, the crowd is made aware that there is something standing on top of a platform high up on the Alphatron wall. The camera zooms in, seeing the Senator standing on top of a lift in his new entrance attire, and the lift lowers in front of the Alphatron, and as it comes down, a huge American flag rolls down with it, reminiscent of the opening scene of Patton. The Senator strikes a Victory pose with the flag as a backdrop, then slowly walks forward down the ramp, flanked by Rena and the Capitalists. Tickertape comes down from the ceiling in massive amounts, showering the crowd. Phillips quickly strides up the ring steps, and his entourage follows.
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