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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 16:54:43 GMT -5
Thursday Night Meltdown 13th January 2005
Schedule of Matches: -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Surion v Rookie Monster
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Kross v Daredevil
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Predator v Oliver Black v Amo
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Carma / Ash v Rena / Kiley - Tornado tag bra and panties elimination Match
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Bob v Angelo v Davey Marvel v 004 – ACW Entertainment Title Match
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Hunter & Cage v G-Unit – ACW Tag Team Title Match
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Jack Fury v Latino – ACW International Title Match
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BK London v RDK – ACW World Title Match
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 16:55:17 GMT -5
Opening Segment: A Shocking Beginning (Credit: BK/RDK)
Thursday Night Meltdown opens up with the camera panning through the ecstatic sold out crowd in the ACW Arena. The pyro begins to hit and the crowd continues with its almost deafening pop. Just then "Breathe" by Fabulous sounds throughout the arena and the crowd goes wild. BK London walks onto the stage wearing casual clothes as opposed to his ring attire. He walks down to the ring wearing his BK London shirt and a pair of dark jeans. He slides into the ring and climbs up to the middle ropes and the crowd cheers him.
BK: Wassup ACW !!!
The crowd cheers again as the camera cuts to people holding up signs with "BK London = Next ACW Champion" and "BK > RDK".
BK: You know for the past few weeks there seems to have been a little animosity between RDK and I as who is the better of the two. It all began when during the last show of 2004 in ACW I delivered The Revolver to RDK and covered him, one-two-three. It now seems that because of that win RDK has grown to have a grudge against me. Well RDK, I have heard you run your mouth enough, it’s time to put up or shut up. So bring your bitch ass to the ring and your little faggot ass friends with you and we can settle this.....
"Macho Man" by The Village People hits the arena and Randy Dallas Kanyon comes strutting from the back onto the top of the ramp. He has a mic in hand, wearing his signature sunglasses, a "Nation Of Awesomation” T-shirt and some track pants. He then cocks an eyebrow at BK while waiting for his enormous pop to die down. The crowd eventually hushes when RDK puts the mic to his lips and looks at the sky.
RDK: ....You talk about your accomplishments BK, your wassups, your jabronis ass belts. You whine, you bitch, you complain...always so close to the title you apparently deserve. Well let me tell you something BK, Macho or Nacho...
The crowd chants "GooeyGarth, GooeyGarth, GooeyGarth" and RDK can’t hide a very brief grin before continuing.
RDK: You’re still not RDK! You think you can come on down, wearing your BK London shirt, is it to point out that’s what your name is? Huh? You’re that unpopular and unknown that you need a name tag jabroni? You don’t come on down on the Macho man's show wearing the biggest piece of monkey crap to ever grace god's green earth!
RDK begins to advance to the ring, walking down the ramp while gesturing with his left hand, holding the mic with his right, BK is still speechless.
RDK: One thing you gotta learn shitty murphy,
The crowd laughs
RDK: ...is that when you come on the macho man's show, you gotta get down with the program! There are three different types of people: MachoManiacs, brudas and jabronis. If I call you bruda, it means that you’re macho enough to be in the presence of the macho man! If you’re a machomaniac, you’re down with the macho man! And if you’re a jabroni, you’re a shit stain, a world of pain, especially gay, hell you might as well be called B-K!!!!
The crowd has a mixed reaction to this but no boos are heard.
RDK advances, climbing into the ring with his mic in hand.
RDK: Now BK, going into this match at Ragnarok, you gotta ask yourself: "What is your purpose?" I know my purpose, do you know yours? I sure hope so, because if your purpose is to be a jabroni and prevent the macho man from getting what’s rightfully his, I’m down with that, OOOOH YEAH! But don't expect success, since it’s something you have never achieved...before...
RDK finally makes his way into the ring as he makes his last, decisive point. BK glares at RDK from across the ring and he begins to walk to the center of the ring.
BK: Are you done RDK? Are you done making an ass of yourself? Are you done preaching your mindless dribble? Because I am putting up with you for the last time, the bitching and complaining is over. I am taking matters in my own hands and I say, Why wait 'til Ragnarok? Let's get it on tonight.
RDK: You wanna get it on tonight. I say bring it on. But BK, let me tell you this...walk you step in the ring with me tonight...don't count on being able to walk out.
BK: Oh really. Well lets see if you can even make it to the ring---
BK London quickly drops the mic and he begins to take it to RDK, RDK then begins to fire back and before you know it the two are exchanging lefts and rights. BK then spears RDK to the ground and he begins mount punching RDK, RDK then flips him over and RDK begins to hit BK with a flurry of powerful blows. The two fight and it continues to the outside, officials then come down and try to break up the two superstars but to no avail. BK and RDK begin taking out officials and they continue to fight each other as BK begins choking the life out of RDK and slamming his head on the ground outside. RDK then gets the upper hand and they begin fighting at a vertical base as they enter back the ring. Superstars from the back begin running down to the ring and they break up the two fighting titans, as superstars like Jake, Angelo, Jonny, and Gooey Garth hold back BK and Kross, Bob, Amo, and Daredevil restrain RDK, Ginger makes his way to the ring and he is not in a good mood.
Ginger: Hey Hey Hey Hey !!! If you two want to fight like this, you will do it on your time, not mine. We have a show to start dammit!
Ginger paces up and down on the ramp, still seriously pissed off.
Ginger: Tell me, are we going to have this all the way to Ragnarok? Am I going to have to watch you two like a pair of brawling toddlers? I’m a busy man, and I simply don’t have the time to waste. So….
Ginger pauses for dramatic effect.
Ginger: You two want to take one another apart? You want to settle this now? Then fine. We WILL settle this tonight, because in this very ring, it will be BK London vs the Macho Man R-D-K……
The fans pop loudly.
Ginger…… and this match will be for the ACW World Title! That’s right, forget Ragnarok – we will crown the new Champion tonight. Oh, and one other thing – I don’t want to see any stablemates, girlfriends, children or even pets at ringside, do you both understand? Now you two get the hell out of my ring !!!
The crowd's pop almost blows the top off the arena. The camera shoots to both of the reactions of BK London and RDK and both of them seemed satisfied about this. BK begins to make his way up to the back as RDK glares him until he disappears from the stage, and the show goes to commercial to let the fans recover from this huge announcement.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 16:57:03 GMT -5
Segment: A friendly Challenge (Credit: Daredevil)
Backstage, Kross and DD are walking on opposite sides of the corridor.
Daredevil: Hey, Kross.
Kross: Hello Daredevil.
Daredevil: Kross, so what's it like being in the Awesome of Nationess?
Kross: What?
Daredevil: Y'know, the Awesome of Nationess. Your stable with Bob, Amo, RDK...
Kross: Oh, you mean the Nation of Awesomation…<br> Daredevil: Yeah...so, what's it like?
Kross: It's...awesome.
They pause for a moment.
Kross: So, is it true I've got you in the ring tonight?
Daredevil: Yeah. I wanted to see what it would be like, Father vs. Devil.
Kross (sarcastically): Haha. Really, what's the reason?
Daredevil: I lost the Entertainment title thanks to Bob and his dancing and his pants. And it was you who blessed them
Kross: Listen. Between you and me, I only did that to stop him pestering me…and it was quite entertaining as well, if truth be told.
Daredevil: Really? Oh, then well done. Oh well, I guess I'll see you in the ring.
Kross: I guess so...
The two continue in opposite directions, and the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 16:57:45 GMT -5
Match 1: Surion vs “The Rookie Monster” Danny Richards (Credit: BK London)
The crowd is still calming down from the explosive revelation at the beginning of the show, but now it is time for the Rookie Monster to prove himself as he takes on Surion.
Phillip: This match is scheduled for one fall, coming to the ring weighing in at 250 pounds from Blackpoool, England, "The Rookie Monster" Danny Richards.
"Lamb of God" by Marilyn Manson hits and the Six Foot Two, 250-pound, monster makes his way to the brightly lighten ACW Stage. Rookie is still a relative newcomer and the fans’ reaction reflects this, however he has proved himself as a great athlete in his match against Latino, and his previous contest with Surion has given him an insight into how his opponent may approach this rematch. Rookie walks to the ring and he rolls in, he then waits for his opponent Surion to make his way to the ring. Just then "Fuel" by Metallica hits and the crowd goes wild.
Phillip: And his opponent, coming to the ring weighing in at 240 pounds, from Kelso, Washington, Surion.
Surion runs onto the stage to a huge pop from the crowd, the crowd is on their feet for one of the veteran ACW stars as he graces the stage. He runs down to the ring slapping hands with the crowd, he then walks up the steps and enters the ring through the ropes. Surion then climbs up to the middle rope and the crowd cheers him again. He steps down from the middle rope and he waits on the opposite side of the ring watching his opponent. The referee signals for the bell and the match commences.
The two superstars make their way to the middle of the ring and they stare one another down for a minute. Surion has a confident look on his face while Rookie looks focused and concentrated on this match. Just then Rookie makes a first move with a slap to the face of Surion, trying to punk him out in front of the crowd. Surion's face then quickly changes from confident to rage. Surion, being the brawler he is begins to unload on Rookie. Surion hits a flurry of punches on Rookie sending him into the corner, Rookie tries to block himself but Surion quickly switches from punches and begins Mudhole Stomping the holy hell out of Rookie, Stonecold Style. Surion then picks up the exhausted body of Rookie and he pulls him to the center of the ring, Surion the takes him down with a Snap Suplex. Rookie holds his back but Surion quickly covers Rookie but only gets a near fall on Rookie. Surion picks up Rookie and he wrenches the arm of Rookie and begins thrusting his shoulder into the shoulder of Rookie then Surion follows up with an Arm-Breaker and covers Rookie but once again Rookie kicks out. Surion then picks up Rookie and smashes his head into the top turnbuckle, Surion begins to choke Rookie but he releases the hold after the 4-count. Surion definitely is dominating this match as he whips Rookie into the opposite corner. Surion hypes up the crowd as he waits in the corner and he goes for the Stinger Splash but Rookie ducks sending Surion head first into the turnbuckle and Rookie capitalizes with a Neckbreaker. Surion holds the back of his neck and Rookie covers him but Surion gets his foot on the bottom rope, a rookie mistake (no pun intended.....ok, there was a pun intended). Rookie finally gets in control of this match and he locks Surion in a Reverse Chin Lock. Surion is screaming in agonizing pain but he finally grabs the ropes before the full damage sets in.
Rookie picks up Surion while hammering him with stiff forearms to the back, Rookie then puts Surion in suplex position and he stalls him in the air. The blood begins to quickly rush to the head of Surion as Rookie shows impressive strength hoisting the 240 pounder into the air for 10 seconds. Finally Rookie drops Surion on his back and he follows up with a cover but Surion kicks out. Rookie become frustrated as he believes that move should've finished off Surion. Rookie gets up and he quickly bounces off the ropes to deliver a hellacious Leg Drop to the throat of Surion. Rookie then kips up to his feet and taunts the crowd to get some heat, Rookie goes up to the top rope and he waits for Surion to rise up to his feet. As he stands on the top rope he taunts again to get some heat from the crowd, Surion finally gets to his feet and turns around. Rookie dives off of the ropes hoping to connect but Surion scouts it and delivers a Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw of Rookie taking him out in mid-air. Both superstars fall to the mat and are out of it for the moment, the referee begins to count to 10. 1.........2........3........4, but no superstar has reached to their feet yet. By the count of 7 Surion edges over to Rookie and he shifts his weight and covers Rookie. The referee counts, one, two, thr---- but Rookie kicks out to everyone's surprise including Surion. Surion slowly staggers to his feet and he picks up Rookie, Rookie begins to take shots at the abdomen of Surion. He then whips Surion into the ropes, as Surion bounces off the ropes Rookie goes for the Rookieboot but Surion ducks and bounces off the ropes one more time only to be hit by the Black Hole Slam by Rookie. Rookie covers Surion but Surion just kicks out right before three. Rookie becomes infuriated and he gets to his feet to wait for Surion to get up, as Surion slowly staggers Rookie then bounces off the ropes and attempt The Rookieline but Surion kicks Rookie in the knee sending him to be hung up onto the second ropes. Surion gets to his feet and the crowd chants "6-1-9" reminiscing about his old Rey Mcfoley days.
Surion raises his hand and he bounces off the ropes and connects with the 6-1-9 which is impressive for a 240 pound superstar. Rookie rolls back and gets to his feet, Surion then runs up to the top rope and attempts a Diving Crossbody to Rookie but Rookie counters with a Powerslam in Midair taking Surion out. Surion slowly staggers to his feet holding his back and Rookie takes Surion down with the "I’m Better than you" (Chokeslam). Rookie covers Surion and the referee counts one........two........three. The bell sounds as Rookie returns to a vertical base.
Announcer: And the winners of this match...."The Rookie Monster" Danny Richards !!!!
Rookie's arm is raised by the referee as the crowd boos the young, fresh, superstar, and this time the amount of heat is much more impressive. Surion slowly staggers to his feet and Rookie is about to leave the ring but Surion stops him from doing so. Surion calls Rookie back to the middle of the ring and he extends his hand for a handshake. Rookie looks to both sides of the crowd and the crowd is cheering him to do so. Rookie responds by slapping the hand of Surion away and Rookie leaves the ring to a further chorus of boos. Surion is left in the ring, and he simply shrugs before raising his arms to the crowd, drawing a further pop as he returns backstage.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 16:59:09 GMT -5
Segment: Seconds out, round 2 (Credit: JonnyG/Gooeygarth)
The scene opens with Gooey opening the door to his locker room to find numerous papers scattered everywhere and Jonny sitting on the couch furiously tapping at the buttons on the SNES controller.
Gooey: What's going on?
Gooey looks at the screen to see a familiar Sub-Zero ripping the spine out of his helpless opponent.
How long have you been here playing this?
Jonny: I got here pretty early so I could practice this, because with my win on Monday to become the Junior champion, and our match for the tag titles tonight, not only will I be double champ, but I will beat you to become the champion....of Mortal Kombat!
Gooey: What makes you so damn sure on both accounts?
Jonny: Well first of all, we're G-Unit...
Gooey: Oh yeah, heh.
Jonny: -and secondly, because I've been practicing pretty hard, and I know how you play. I'm ready.
Gooey: Peh, I've been playing for years and you've played for what, a couple, hours? Not even that. I could beat you in seconds.
Jonny: Ha! You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Jonny tosses the second controller to Gooey.
Gooey: Puuh-leaze, I've been walking since I was three.
Gooey sits down and the two begin the war, for a title that seems quite important between the two. The camera shows the character select screen where Jonny and Gooey start what seems a pointless but 'one of those things that can't be helped' battles.
Jonny: Going with good ol' faithful Sub-Zero, and Gooey with the predictable-
Gooey: SCORPIAN! What makes a battle to the death better than two ninja sprite recolors kicking each other’s ass?
Jonny: You are in for a little surprise my friend.
Gooey: Bring it G-Bitch!
The gritty sound of FIGHT! travels through both men's ears and they wait, waiting for the other person to make the first move. Jonny twirls his thumb over the directional pad and starts the fight by moving towards Gooey by flipping and trying to land aerial attacks. It isn't long until the two health bars are half gone from the barrage of limited combos and horribly abused moves. But Gooey gets the upper hand with much more experience, and deals a fatal punch to end the first round.
Gooey: You haven't changed a bit.
Jonny: I'm not serious, besides I got a blister the size of a pig's eye on my thumb.
Gooey: Excuses, excuses.
Jonny realizes he's got to kick into full gear here, it's do or die time. The narrator says fight and they start off right away the battle is close and both hands are sweaty, it's hard to move the buttons fluently to pull off a move that can just give one of the men a split second to gain the upper hand, it seems Jonny will take out Gooey, but he slips up on his last move and makes his character look ridiculous jumping in the air without a cause while Gooey takes no time in becoming the opportunist and dazes Jonny for the Fatality.
Gooey: Ouch! I'm ashamed that you messed up your “destined” hour. Well, at least both of us will become double champs.
Jonny: Pfft, your title doesn't count, it's imaginary, besides I could've beaten you, you've been practicing years and I've been practicing for hours.
Gooey: Well I did have other games, I just couldn't let their lustre come between me and glory.
Jonny: Uhhh-huh. Oh! I almost forgot while I was here, another package came for you.
Gooey: Huh, it's another one from mom. (looks around) What no card?
Jonny: The guy said it was an addition to the last one, says he lost it, personally I think he was looking for another chance for a tip.
Gooey: Well let's take a look shall we?
Gooey grabs a pocket knife and tears the tape off the box and opens the flaps to uncover what's inside.
Gooey: Oh my God! I thought I would never find these!
Jonny: Gooey, you sad sad little man.
Gooey: Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jonny: I think I am thinking what I think you're thinking, but...do you think they will fit?
Gooey: One size fits all Jonny my boy. So, who do want to be?
More laughter can be heard as the camera withdraws from the room and the scene concludes, with the show cutting to commercials
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:00:31 GMT -5
Commercial: The way of the Oreo (Credit: Bladeshadow)
The commerical begins with Blade, back as his old happy-go-lucky self in an open field. Next to him is a stump upon which sits a bag or Oreo’s as well as a rather large glass of milk. Blade appears to be training in various martial arts skills, while enjoying a tasty snack.
Announcer: BladeShadow, arguably one of ACW’s greatest stars, how do YOU like to eat your Oreo’s?
Blade: Using my amazing Ninja Skillz of course!
Blade grabs two Oreo’s and throws them both up into the air. He then jumps up and skilfully slices the top’s off of both of the cookies. He then flip kicks one, even higher into the air, before draping and landing with his hands held out. The Oreo’s then land perfectly in is left hand with the two tops on the outside, while the extra tops land in his right hand.
Blade: MMmmm Perfect as always.
At this point, Bob walks by, carrying a bag of double stuff Oreo’s.
Bob: You know Blade, there IS an easier way
Announcer: NEW DOUBLE STUFF OREO’S Oh Oh Oreo!!!
The usual Oreo jingle plays
Blade: Feh, it may be easier, but it isn’t NEARLY as much fun.
Fade to black.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:03:38 GMT -5
Match 2: Kross vs Daredevil (Credit: Latino)
The fans in the arena are eager for more action, so they cheer loudly as Philip returns to introduce the second match of the night.
Phillip: This is a singles match, scheduled for one fall….Coming to the ring, from the Vatican City….Kross!
Vater Unser by E Nomine starts playing throughout the arena as the fans stand up Privately. They cheer and try to slap hands with the superstar as he walks down to the ring. He enters the ring and smiles to himself as the fans keep cheering showing no signs of stopping.
Phillip: And his opponent…part of Mestarruus…..Daredevil!
”Take a Look Around” starts playing as Daredevil comes out to a big pop. Fresh off his close match for the ACW Tag Titles. He rolls inside the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle as the fans stand up and cheer. He then looks over at Kross who is more than ready for tonight’s match up.
The Bell rings.
The two competitors walk towards each other ready to fight. The fans, split on who to cheer for, give out a mixed chant. One part of the audience says Kross and another says Daredevil together it ends up sounding like Darossevil. Suddenly, Kross punches DD in the face obviously wanting to start the match soon. He grabs his opponent by the arm sending him towards the ropes. Daredevil comes back with a dropkick to the face of Kross. The Devil gets back up and gives Kross a quick legdrop to the throat. He gets up again quickly going up top to the turnbuckles. He motions to the crowd and then jumps off with a Senton Bomb. Kross quickly brings his knees up as they collide with the back of DD. Kross gets up as DD is laying on the mat in pain. He looks down at this opponent and then runs towards towards the ropes. As he comes back Kross jumps and gives his opponent a running Senton. He goes for the pin quickly One…Two.-kickout by DD and crowd erupts in a loud “TWOOOOOO”. He gets up quickly trying to plan his next move. DD starts to get up but Kross runs towards him a running knee to the face knocking the devil on his back. The fans now are cheering loudly for the priestly one as he climbs the turnbuckle. He looks around towards all the fans as jumps off with the Divine Wrath. He nails it perfectly and again goes for the cover One…Two…-kickout again by the Daredevil. A little section of fans give out a generous cheer as they see the DD kicking out.
Kross gets up again this time unsure as to what he has to do now to finish this match. He looks at DD and then towards the ropes. Kross starts yelling at him to stand up as the crowd starts chanting “Daredevil! Daredevil! Daredevil!” He slowly gets up to one knee and Kross takes this as his shot. He runs towards the ropes and jumps off the middle one coming back towards DD with the Redeemer. DD ducks just in time causing Kross to land heavily on the mat. He grabs Kross giving him an armbar as the fans sort of go into a dead silence as if it’s the first time they ever saw an armbar being applied to someone. Daredevil breaks the hold and stands Kross up. He Irish whips Kross towards the ropes. As Kross comes back he goes for a hurricarana but Daredevil grabs Kross legs and swings him directly into the turnbuckle headfirst. He sits Kross up on the turnbuckle and gives him a tornado DDT causing a loud “OOOOOH” from the crowd. He stands up Kross again and Irish whips him once again. Kross takes this opportunity for another Redeemer as he springboards off the middle rope. Daredevil jumps a few steps back as Kross lands on his feet in front of his opponent face to face. Daredevil quickly grabs him and goes for the stunt bomb, but Kross thrashes and Daredevil unbalances, falling backward with Kross landing on top of him. Acting as fast as he can, Kross rolls Daredevil over into position and then sets up his trademark majistral cradle. He holds Daredevil down, and the complex pin scuppers Daredevil’s attempts to get free as the ref counts One…Two….Three!
Phillip: Here is your winner….Kross!
Kross raises his arms in victory as the fans all around him start cheering more and more. Signs are held up by the fans that says "Heaven > Hell" and many in the front row are chanting his name. Daredevil rolls out of the ring and walks down to the entrance leaving his opponent for the night in the ring, but the fans recognise that he fought well, and he too is cheered as he leaves. Kross is not one to over – milk his victories, and he soon follows Daredevil; he raises his arm again to the fans as he holds his side slightly, and leaves to a pleasingly loud send – off.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:07:32 GMT -5
Segment: Inspiration and Motivation (Credit: Angelo)
The scene opens to Angelo and Duke sitting on a chair and couch in their locker room, talking to one another.
Angelo: There’s nothing to do...I'm wicked bored - I gotta get pumped up!
Duke: Hey, by the way you want me gettin' involved tonight?
Angelo: Uhh not really, I gotta fight this battle on my own.
Duke: You got it.
Angelo: Man I can’t wait for this match, I’m gonna get revenge on Bob and while I'm at it I'll mess Davey up pretty good.
Duke just smiles.
Duke: Bob doesn't know what he has in store for him
Angelo: Nope…<br> There is then a silence between the two until Angelo finally jumps up with excitement, startling Duke a little.
Angelo: That’s it! I GOT AN IDEA!!!!
He and Duke leave the locker room as Angelo starts whispering to duke, Duke can be heard laughing as the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:10:14 GMT -5
Segment: (Credit RDK, Amo, Bob)
Back in the arena, the camera cuts to the ring announcers and the low down is given for the BK/RDK clash of titans tonight for the world title. Then when they finish, the camera closes in on the entrance and "Macho Man" by village people hits the arena and it erupts with thousands of cheers as RDK strides out along with Kross and the Bob/Amo Show. They proceed down the ramp and slide into the ring, getting to their feet and RDK has a mic in hand cocking an eyebrow. Amo and Bob are posing and Kross stands silent. The crowd quiets down and RDK takes the mic to his lips...
RDK: ...FINALLY, THE NATION...
Crowd: HAS COME BACK….
Amo/Bob/Crowd: TO NEW -
Bob and Amo look at Kross as if he is supposed to do something and the crowd has already said the last line. Kross looks at Bob and Amo and gasps. He then blurts out-
Kross: YORK CITY!
Bob: But RDK, the Nation was never at New York City before.
Kross: We were here in spirit.
The crowd laughs and cheers for Kross and the rest of the nation give off a chuckle before RDK gets straight down to business.
RDK: Now we members of the nation have discovered that there are jabronis afoot.
The crowd boos in agreement.
RDK: And we can't have that now can we brudas? If you want the Nation to show you who these jabronis are, GIMME AN OOOOH YEAH!
Crowd: OOOOH YEAH!
RDK: Bob, roll the tape!
Bob takes out a remote from his pocket and presses the play button and the Titantron begins to show a picture of three men. It’s hard to make out who they are since they have obviously been altered by a Microsoft paint program.
RDK (chuckling): Bob, tell these people who these fine gentleman are, ha-ha, I just can't do it; I’m, laughing too much.
Bob: Thank you RDK! Let’s look at our first person today.
Bob pushes a button and a picture of Davey Marvel's Head on Rena's Body. The whole crowd goes "OOOOOOOOHHHH" at the sight of the picture.
Bob: Davey Marvel! He's such a girly man! He couldn't beat Angelo one on one and he expects to beat me. Since Davey and Angelo suck so much they can't beat each other in a match, I have to defend against them both! That’s fine and dandy; I'll take two jobbers for the price of one!
Amo: But Bob your match is a fatal four way.
Bob: Right you are Amo. I figure, lets get all the jobbers in the ring at once. I'm adding 004 to this match. Now 004 off the record, what ever you’re on I want. And whatever it is, it won't improve your chances of taking the Entertainment Title from me. Now on to our next person.
Bob pushes another button and a picture of Oliver Black's head on a little white rabbit appears. The crowd gives a chuckle at this one.
Kross: He's so cute....
Bob: Right you are Kross. Oliver Black is what I like to consider the weakest of the New Breed Members. I mean his girlfriend whats-her-name is the Diva Champ, but that it. He is in a match with Amo and Predator today too. What is up with that? Does Ginger want us to take out all the ACW's jobbers in one night? Now I should click to the last one but I think Amo would like to talk about him...
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:11:41 GMT -5
A picture of Wyvern's face on a Donkey's Ass is shown on the Titantron, and everyone in the stadium is roaring with laughter as they see the perfect image Amo had chosen for the picture... it depicts Wyvern getting a taste of someone's finisher, and screaming in pains, which really makes it look like he’s trying to take a shit out of his mouth. The crowd is still all stirred up as Amo starts.
Amo: Wyvern, Wyvern, Wyvern... oh, where can I start? On Monday, as I sat in the back relishing in my victory over TIM with.... The B to the O to the B, Booooooooooob "The Swerve" D LAS!!!!
The crowd goes crazy and ‘B O B!’ Chants start up while Bob does a few super-fast head spins. The crowd keeps going crazy till finally Bob finishes, and Amo throws a pose to get the crowd's attention back, and upon seeing the pose they proceed to chant ‘Amo!’ for a while as well. Finally the noise dies down, and Amo continues.
Amo: Sorry Bob, I couldn't give you ALL the credit...
Amo once again poses and Bob does a little spinaroonie, but Amo quickly moves on before the crowd really gets into it again.
Amo: Wyvern, have you EVER, in your ENTIRE LIFE had a reaction like that? I mean you have got to be shitting me, "plain ol' Amo", you just WISH you could be as Extremely Awesome...
Amo poses spotlight-style and crowd cheers
Amo: ... Uber Athletic...
Amo Muscle-poses and the screams get even louder, and audible over the rest are the screams of the female fans in the audience.
Amo: ... Over-the-top, out-of-this-world, too-cool-for-school as ME, Amo THE GREAT!!!...
Amo throws a final "Pyro Special" pose, and the crowd goes absolutely nuts, with chants of ‘Amo! Amo!’ all over the place. Amo attempts to yell above the crowd.
Amo: ...as well of the REST of the Nation of Awesomation, The Macho Man, Randy Dallas Kanyon!!!..
The Macho Man lets out a huge OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOh YEAH! In unison with the crowd, followed by an RDK chant.
Amo: ... The Holy Man, Michael Kross, the only person between the NoA and ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!...
A smaller Kross chant starts up, and Kross is polite and bows to the audience, somehow stirring them up into a full-fledged Mark-Out.
Amo: ... and my Partner in Crime, Bob “The Swerve” Di`Las!
The whole arena by this point has started up in a NoA chant, which goes on for a good minute or so before finally dying down.
Amo: No Wyvern, have you ever, and I mean EVER, had a reaction as AWESOME as that? The most you can get outta the crowd is "Ash is hot" or "Blow me, Davey!" You will never, not in your wildest dreams, be on the level of the NoA! Speaking of not being on the same level, Bob and I have a few things to say to Hunter and Cage, the current-but-soon-to-be-deprived Tag Team Champs. We don’t care if you win or lose to G-Unit on Meltdown, and frankly I think Gooey and Jonny will take you to school any day, but either way, one Monday, title shot or not, we challenge you two to a... wait for it...
Bob and Amo do the side-by-side arms-crossed pose, then Amo raises his mic to his mouth.
Amo: The First Ever, No-Holds-Barred, Tag-Team Lumberjack Glass Rave match!!!!!
The fans go crazy, but they aren't done.
Bob: And we invite ANY wrestler in the back to participate as a lumber jack for our match, and all lumberjacks will be armed with Light Tubes!!!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:13:36 GMT -5
Almost as soon as Bob finishes his final announcement, it seems as if every pyro machine hooked up in the arena goes off simultaneously, including the ring-post pyro which sets Kross, who had been silently standing in the corner, on fire. Immediately Amo tackles him and rips off his robe, but Kross' shirt has caught as well, and Amo is forced to rip that off too. His pants are also ablaze, but Kross audibly refuses to remove them, yelling-
Kross: I can't take my pants off in front of the crowd! I'll go to hell!
Amo: If you don't, you'll burn to death!
Kross: Just stomp them out!
Amo glances sidelong at Bob and RDK, and they immediately go to work on Kross' pants, stomping away until the fire is completely put out. Bob mis-aims a few of his stomps, and connects with Kross square in his holiest of cajones. He lets out a high-pitched yelp, followed by-
Kross: OK, OK, IT’S OUT, thank the Heavens, now find out who is messing with the pyro!
The group turns to the entryway, only to find that all the pyro continuously going off at once has formed a sort of obstacle course for them to manoeuvre around. RDK, being the Macho-Est of the group, steps forward to brave the flaming pathway. Another huge RDK chant starts up, which even drives the most devoted fans to hop the barrier to help RDK out. A group of... well-rounded, middle-aged men probably going through a mid-life crisis lay themselves across a small wall of flames initially blocking RDK's path, prompting RDK to walk across their backs to show their true devotion to him. RDK, however, would rather not see his fans burn to death for his sake, and pulls them off the flames and has security grab a fire extinguisher and put them out. By this time, Bob has gracefully hopped the wall of flame, head-span around the intermittently-firing cross-pyro; cart wheeled through the sparklers, and reached the backstage pyro operating system. In front of it stands a confused, embarrassed, and terrified Gary, who has accidentally spilt his coffee all over the Pyro operating systems.
Bob: GARY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL US?? TURN IT OFF!!!
Gary: That’s the problem, I can't figure it out!
Bob looks around and sees a power chord leading from the console, which he follows through the hallways (it’s a really long power chord) until he hits a door... which reads "DIVAS LOCKER ROOM." Bob takes a deep, DEEP breath, knowing what is coming, and shoots through the door, unplugs the cable, and cringes waiting for the obnoxious screech followed by the throwing of varied objects in his direction. The expected aggression does not come, and eventually Bob looks up to see what has transpired... there ARE Divas in the locker room, but they are all listening to the new J'Lo song and shaking what their mommas gave them, clad only in the skimpiest lingerie (??), which in turn blocked the noise of Bob's entrance to the room. As Bob slowly moves back toward the door, it crashes open and the rest of NoA barges into the room, probably unaware of which room it actually was.
Amo: BOB! Gary said you had run in here and... Oh Dear Gawd...
Kross: Amo! How many times have I told you, it’s God Almighty, please wipe these sins my eyes have laid upon me from my conscious, I try in vain to put all temptations aside...
By this time, all the Divas have turned towards the NoA with shocked looks on their faces. Kross has already sprinted out the door, making the sign of the cross many times over to wash away the sin, but RDK, Bob, and Amo are left speechless. They start to back away slowly, not wanting to instigate an assault, but the door closes loudly behind them, and they turn to see Rena holding it shut.
Rena: And just where do you think YOU'RE going...
As the screen fades out, you hear the sounds as if a struggle has insured, but all of a sudden a voice chimes in.
Diva: Oh, Amo, you’re such a stud...
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:18:02 GMT -5
Match 3: Predator vs Oliver Black vs Amo (Credit: Daredevil)
The crowd get ready for the next match on the card. Phillip enters the ring, ready to announce it.
Phillip: The following match is a triple threat match. Introducing first, from Winnepeg, Predator!
Stay Together for the Kids hits and Predator comes out, to the boos of the crowd. He ignores them and enters the ring.
Phillip: Now making his way to the ring, a member of New Breed, being accompanied by Primera, from Seattle Washington, Oliver Black!
Calm Like a Bomb hits and Oliver comes out with sister Primera, and the crowd cheer for him. He appreciates them and enters the ring, staring at Predator.
Phillip: And finally, from Los Angeles, Amo the Great!
Magnificant Seven hits and Amo comes out, to the delight of the crowd. They're obviously pleased with his recent antics and he enters the ring, then posing to the fans to a huge reaction.
The bell rings and immediately, Predator and Black go for Amo, and start beating him down in the corner. Amo tries to defend, but Black and Predator are too strong, and continue to punch him, until he slouches down. Black then kicks Amo in the stomach, and holds his foot against Amo's face for a few seconds, before the ref backs him off. Black stops the attack on Amo, and goes for Predator. Predator, in the other corner, walks up to him and the get into a headlock. Predator throws him against the ropes, and aims for a clothesline, but Black manages to duck. He bounces off the ropes on the other side, and hits Predator with an enziguri. He goes for the pin, but Amo manages to stop it before the three count. Black is angry and starts on Amo, attempting a suplex. Amo, however, is too heavy for him and shows Black how it's done, slamming him to the ground with his own suplex. Amo ignores Black, and goes for Predator. Black, however, manages to get up and roll Amo up, 1...2...kickout by Amo
Black feels hard done by, considering it's his second pin that's failed, and turns around only to see Predator run and spear him. Predator taunts the crowd, getting boos, but runs into Amo, who cracks a huge uppercut, before posing to the crowd, gaining cheers. Amo looks pleased, and begins to work on Predator. He works on Predator's knee, kicking and punching it, causing Predator to slowly look as though it's really hurting him. Predator tries to withstand it, but doesn't manage to and ends up retreating to the outside of the ring. He walks around and sees Primera, who looks angry at him. They start arguing over something, and Primera slaps Predator. Predator looks shocked and slaps Primera. He sets her up for the Pedigree, but Amo picks up Oliver and throws him on top of Predator in an unusual double-team effort! Primera gets away, and watches as Predator and Oliver scrap on the floor. Oliver tries to gain the upper hand, but Predator hits an unsuspecting low-blow to Oliver and he winces in pain.
Predator ignores him and enters the ring, looking at Amo. He throws a punch at Amo, but Amo blocks it and throws a punch of his own. Amo throws him to the ropes and hits a big boot. The crowd cheer as Amo starts his groove, hitting a Reverse Full Nelson Slam, and he picks Predator up, signalling for the Seven as the crowd get ready to chant. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7! Predator falls down, and Amo does a cocky pin. It's on 2, when Oliver gets in the ring and hits a great swinging neckbreaker onto Amo. He notices both wrestlers are down, and tries a double Final Shot. He gets on the top rope, signals for it, and jumps. He hits Amo, but Predator gets his knees up, knocking the wind out of Oliver. Predator picks him up and hits the Pedigree. He goes for the pin 1...2...3!
Phillip: Your winner, Predat-
Phillip is cut off by the referee, who points out to him that Oliver had his feet on the ropes.
Phillip: Sorry, match continue!
Predator immediately looks at Primera, He knows she placed his feet on the ropes, and he shouts at her. He turns around, and Amo's not only up, but manages to deliver the Amo Driver! Amo then hooks the leg and gets the pin. 1...2...3!
Phillip: Your winner, Amo the Great!
Magnificant Seven hits and Amo poses for the crowd. He leaves the ring, with Predator angry with Primera. She and Oliver, however, manage to escape the ring before Predator can get to them.[/]i
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:19:11 GMT -5
Segment: No Time for Losers (Credit: Hunter)
The scene fades into Hunter and Cage's locker room, where Hunter and Cage are seen sitting on opposite sides of a table. On a closer inspection, it is visible that the Tag Team Champions are playing checkers. They move quickly, seemingly knowing what the other is already going to do. Cage then moves and Hunter looks at the board, then at Cage.
Cage: King me.
Hunter: Son of a bitch-
Hunter suddenly lunges over the table and tackles Cage to the ground. The two men begin to wrestle around on the ground until they hear a door open and slam shut. We then see two feet appear before them, and they look at the feet with a hint of panic - the camera follows their gaze as they look up to reveal the form of Ginger.
Ginger: Am I interrupting something?
The two men stumble to their feet.
Hunter: No. We-I-you see-it's-how are you doing?
Ginger: Fine. Just fine. So, how are the Tag Team Champions doing?
Hunter: Ahem.
Hunter nods as Ginger says what he wants to hear.
Ginger: I'm sorry. I meant the "greatest" Tag Team Champions.
Hunter: Well we're just fine. And we have much reason to celebrate.
Ginger: Really? And why would you do that?
Hunter: Have you looked at a calendar recently? We are the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in ACW history!
The crowd boos.
Hunter: Which just again proves that we truly are the greatest.
Ginger: But, you did cheat to become the longest reigning. Last week, you attacked Mestarruus and lost the match, but kept your Tag Titles. Well, in light of that, and considering you have a match tonight against G-Unit, I have made a sole decision to make a special stipulation.
Hunter: And what might that be?
Ginger: If you get yourself disqualified, you will lose those titles. No more cheating Hunter. Game over, man...
Ginger slowly walks to the door and opens it.
Ginger: ...GAME OVER!!!
The crowd laughs.
Hunter: Son of a bitch...
Hunter goes to the back of the room and begins to discuss a new strategy with Cage.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:24:01 GMT -5
Match 4: Carma / Ash v Rena / Kiley - Tornado tag bra and panties elimination Match
With the crowd’s anticipation for the tag title match heightened, they now have a very different kind of tag contest to enjoy.
Philip: This next match is a Tornado Tag, Bra and Panties elimination match! Introducing first, making her in – ring debut, from Boston Mass. – Ash, and her partner Carma!
”Pretend we’re dead” by L7 hits, and the crowd has a mixed response to Ash as she heads to the ring for her first contest, with Carma at her side. She looks confident and at home as she steps into the ring and stretches to warm up for the impending match.
Then “Dirrty” hits, and the fans cheer for the Diva Director as she makes her entrance, complete with rapidly – fixed pyros.
Philip: And their opponents, both from New York…….Rena and Kiley!
The crowd pops again for the “homegirls”, who have the eyes of the watching men on stalks as they strut to the ring. They both climb the steps and go to the corners to hail the fans before returning to the centre of the ring. There’s no need to send anyone out due to the Tornado stipulation, and the ladies face each other down as the ref calls for the bell.
Bell Rings.
The ladies don’t waste any time with further posturing – they all move forward to the centre, Ash makes a grab for Rena’s low – cut top, and Rena slaps her hand away. Ash retaliates with a blow to the face, and she and Rena start to fight one another as Kiley takes on Carma. All is chaos for the first minute or so, with punches and kicks being distributed to all four contestants. Kiley is the first to make a significant breakthrough – she claws at Carma’s short skirt after Carma has slammed her to the mat, and as Carma instinctively steps back without thinking Kiley is able to rip the skirt away completely. The fans cheer Carma’s scarlet bikini pants, but as Kiley laughs she lets her guard down, and Ash whips Rena away into a corner leaving her free to jump Kiley and bring her down to the mat. Kiley screams in rage as Carma and Ash combine forces, and in a simultaneous move they rip away Kiley’s own top and wrap – around skirt, treating the fans to a view of her underwear normally reserved for BK alone.
Philip: Kiley has been eliminated!
Kiley rolls out of the ring, still livid with fury; she shouts at both Ash and Carma, who just laugh and turn their attention to their one remaining opponent. Rena’s own attire is still reasonably intact, but she know she can’t expect it to last long against a 2 on 1 attack. Ash and Carma try to box Rena into a corner; Rena considers leaving the ring, but her pride as Diva Director will not permit her to back down, and gathering her strength she bursts forward, tackling Ash to the ground. The pair roll over, cat – fighting and drawing plenty of whoops from the crowd, and Carma tries to grasp the flailing Rena’s clothing. Rena, however, is too savvy for this; she uses Ash as a shield, and Carma accidentally rips part of Ash’s own top by mistake. The ladies part, and Rena steps up the pace – she swings up her long, slender leg and clocks Ash around the head; Ash staggers to one side, and Rena launches herself again, spearing Carma into the corner. Carma slaps Rena, but Rena sucks it up and grabs Carma’s top in both hands. She rips it in half, and the crowd roars as the full – on effect of Carma’s choice of lingerie is revealed; Carma is miffed, but shows she’s a true Diva by showing off her wares to an appreciative audience.
Philip: Carma has been eliminated! Oh, my….
Carma exits the ring, draping one half of her destroyed top over Philip’s arm as she passes him by on the outside. It’s now a one – on – one, and Ash and Rena move in to lock up. The match now takes on more of a traditional wrestling flavour, as without any other parties to consider the ladies can bring out their more powerful moves. Rena takes hold of Ash and tries for the Chynabomb, but Ash blocks the attempt and strikes back at close range with a scoop slam. The crowd is getting into the match, and Ash plays up to them, but Rena sees an opportunity and leaps back to her feet, surprising Ash. The women grab each other and pull back – Ash’s dark, goth – style skirt gives up the ghost, and Rena’s shirt splits at the back, giving everyone a good view of her sable bra. It’s coming down to the (under)wire, and the crowd yells as both women try to relieve each other of their final piece of clothing; Rena aims her Chick Kick, which Ash ducks, and Ash responds by grabbing Rena’s hair and pulling it hard, making Rena cry out. Ash laughs and taunts Rena, who looks close to tears – but it’s all just part of Rena’s strategy. Rena rubs her eyes, covering them with her hands, and Ash lets her guard down as she closes in; but as she throws a punch, Rena suddenly blocks it, and whips her by that arm, grabbing Ash’s t shirt as she passes by. Momentum does the rest, and the crowd cheers as Ash is left shirtless, eliminating her and giving the victory to Rena and Kiley.
Philip: Here are your winners….. Rena and Kiley!
Rena squeals with delight at her victory, holding up Ash’s ripped t – shirt in victory. Kiley re – enters the ring to join her; Ash stares at them both, and as she catches Rena smirking at her her temper flares, and she dashes forward, clotheslining both women to the ground. Her point made, she stalks off to the back with Carma; Rena and Kiley get back up, and there is no doubt in everyone’s minds that Rena will not forget such a slight, should they meet again. The winners celebrate a little longer, and Rena removes her hot pants to show off her gorgeous figure to the full before they too head out, leaving a very satisfied crowd behind them.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 13, 2005 17:26:50 GMT -5
Segment: Formal introductions (Credit: Yoko)
The scene fades into the Demon Pit as Rose is sitting in Ridley's throne and AK is pacing back and forth in front of her. They are currently in a discussion.
AK: They could have destroyed us on Monday.
Rose: I know, I know. We outnumbered them and we got lucky.
AK: Blade and Jack need to be stopped. Really soon.
Rose: Not even Ridley himself ran around destroying people. ...Well, he did, but he didn't do it randomly. He had his reasons. Jack and Blade are directionless fools.
AK ignores Rose trying to justify Ridley's past actions and continues.
AK: We DO outnumber them, at least. Maybe we shou-
She notices Rose isn't paying attention, and is instead staring at Yoko's chamber door.
AK: What's wrong?
Rose: We've both heard talking from behind that door all day. She was talking in there since before either of us got here. I don't hear her voice anymore.
AK listens.
AK: You're right.
Yoko's door suddenly swings open. AK looks inside as Yoko steps out, in an attempt to see who she's been talking to. She sees no one in the room.
Yoko: Oh..Hey, when did you two arrive?
Rose: Before the show started. It was like an hour ago.
Yoko: Oh. I see.
AK: Yoko...Who have you been talking to, exactly? We've been trying to figure out how to contain Blade and Jack. You should be out here.
Yoko pulls up her stuffed bunny from under her arm. AK and Rose had not noticed it.
Yoko: Mr. Floppy. I was telling him about the last five years of my life. He really missed a lot, you know. I came out of my room to introduce him to you formally.
She holds the bunny toward Rose. Rose stares at its eyes.
Yoko: That's Rose. She's like my mother when I'm not at home.
Rose: Yoko...
Yoko turns to AK.
Yoko: And she's Alicia. She's...Well, we aren't close yet. But she's an ok person.
Rose: Yoko, we really need to form a plan.
Yoko: That's fine.
She sits down on the floor and sits Mr. Floppy on her lap, facing Rose. The three ladies fall deep into a discussion about what they should do, but they do not come to conclusion as of yet.
End Segment.
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