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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:03:59 GMT -5
Thursday Night Meltdown 5th August 2004
Schedule of Matches: ------------------------------------------------------------------------
J Bone vs Brian Carnage
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Liljakie vs Kid Krash
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Spider vs BK London (Title on a pole match)
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Bladeshadow / Rey Mcfoley vs Yoko / Kross
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Venom vs Skurai
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BOB vs TNT - Glass Lumberjack Match
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:04:44 GMT -5
Opening Segment: Get it on or Get Out (Credit: Bob)
The show opens showing Chairman Ginger at his desk. Amo walks in - Amo face shows he’s really worried about something and he doesn’t even to bother to pose at the mirror.
Amo: Hey Ginger, any word from Bob? I know he got sent to the hospital after the chair attack from TNT.
Ginger: Actually, no. I saw him in the hospital yesterday and he was pretty depressed. He hasn’t shown up at the arena yet either.
Amo: Well if he doesn’t show up today, I’ll take over for him in his match.
Ginger: I don’t think that will be possible.
Amo has a confused look on his face.
Amo: And why is that?
Ginger gives a frown and looks down.
Ginger: Look I’m going to be honest, Bob wasn’t that hurt last Monday. The Board of Directors has made a decision that if he doesn’t show for his match, his contract will be terminated.
Amo starts to look pissed off, but he controls himself in front of Ginger.
Amo: That’s crazy! Bob took one huge shot to the head. He got……
Ginger (Interrupting Amo mid-sentence): Yes, he got 27 stitches and a concussion. The thing is, that is nothing to what I have seen other wrestlers take and still compete the next day. Look Amo, I like Bob. He is great with the fans and even I smile when I see him do a head spin then a leg drop. The problem is Bob hasn’t yet truly understood what being a wrestler is. He may have competed in many break dancing tournaments, but TNT wants to end his career. If he can’t jump back from this, he’s not ACW material.
Amo looks down knowing that Ginger is right.
Amo: Fine, but if there is no match today, TNT will pay for what he did to my friend.
Amo storms out of the office looking very pissed. He wonders if he will ever tag with Bob again……..
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:12:03 GMT -5
Match 1: J Bone vs Brian Carnage
The simply electric crowd in the ACW arena has not been better all year, their cheers are loud and their signs are full of originality and creativity. This looks to be a truly landmark night for Alpha Championship Wrestling. Philip enters the ring and readies to speak.
Philip: Ladies and Gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Goshen, New York, J Bone!
Let Me In by Young Buck hits and J Bone comes out from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Some cheer this new comer, as it appears he has exuberant talent, but others boo him as an upstart rookie who has done nothing to earn their praise. He enters the ring and takes his corner, focused on the business at hand and his quest to make a name for himself. Philip begins to speak again and the mixed crowd stops momentarily.
Philip: And next, From Greenock, Scotland, please welcome Brian Carnage!
Duality by Slipknot hits and Carnage comes out from behind the curtain to an astounding barrage of cheers from the fans. Since entering ACW, Carnage has made and immediate impact, especially in the Junior title hunt. He walks down the ramp and stops for a second to take in the cheers before running and sliding into the ring. He takes his corner and stares down his opponent. Philip exits the ring and the Referee calls for the bell.
Bell Rings.
Both men meet in the center of the ring and exchange a friendly handshake before they begin the contest. They tie up in the middle of the ring and the stronger Carnage takes control rather quickly and pushes Bones to the ground. Bones is undaunted and gets back to his feet and punches Carnage with a hard right hand to the face. The punch stuns Carnage and Bones follows up with a dropkick that takes Carnage down to the ground. Carnage rises quickly, but Bones has himself positioned behind Carnage and hits him with a well done bulldog. Bones goes for the pin and the Referee counts 1……, but Carnage kicks out rather quickly. Bones rises quickly and kicks Carnage, who is still on the ground, quite a few times, before picking him up and giving him an Irish whip into a back body drop. With Carnage down, Bones scales the nearest turnbuckle and comes off the top with a stunning moonsault, but Carnage brings his knees up and the high risk move yields a low return for J Bones. Carnage rises to his feet seconds before Bones and charges towards him and hits him with a clothesline. Bones gets up unusually quick and is hit by another clothesline. Bones does not rise up quickly, instead he rises up very slowly, but Carnage is waiting and hits him with a spinning wheel kick. Carnage goes for his first pin of the match, the Referee counts 1….2, but Bones kicks out. Carnage picks Bones up and punches him 4 times, Bones is staggering on Dream Street, and Carnage takes advantage when he hits Bones with a double under hook DDT. Carnage covers Bones again and more aggressively, the Referee counts 1…….2…,but Bones kicks out again. Carnage decides to try a move he is not very familiar with, but a move that he has used in the past with good results. Carnage waits for Bones to get to his feet and he kicks him in the stomach, Bones bends over and clutches his gut. Carnage picks Bones up in the Powerbomb position, but Bones reverses it into a Hurricanrana into the pin, The Referee counts 1……..2………, but Carnage kicks out in just the nick of time. Carnage and Bones both are convinced victory is near and rise at virtually the same time, but Bones is the fastest on this occasion and hits Carnage with a Running Enziguri. Bones now goes for what he hopes will be the final nail in the coffin, he climbs the top rope and waits for Carnage to stagger to his feet, he measures his distance, and then he jumps off the top rope in a flying clothesline like position, but at the last possible second Carnage reverses it into his version of the face crusher, The Carnage Buster. Carnage covers Bones and the Referee counts 1……….2………3. The Referee calls for the Bell and raises Carnage’s hand.
Bell Rings .
Philip enters the ring.
Philip: The winner of this bout by pinfall, Brian Carnage!
Carnage celebrates in the ring and the crowd cheers him, Bones has made a good impression with the management backstage and the crowd in the arena, he quietly goes backstage. Carnage celebrates for a minute or so and makes his way back to the Locker Room.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:12:45 GMT -5
Segment: Love thine Enemy (Credit: Bladeshadow)
The scene opens with Blade walking down a hallway, towards his locker room, appraoching from the other direction is Rey Mcfoley. They walk towards each other and as they pass Rey slows to a stop and speaks.
Rey: Well, if it isn’t our angsty pathetic excuse for a champion, BladeShadow?
Blade stops dead in his tracks, turns his head and glares at Rey
Blade: What do you want? I thought we already settled OUR differences.
Rey: Heh, we still have to decide WHO the better MAN truly is.
Blade: I think we already proved that, one on one, you have NO chance, the only time you were able to beat me, Ridley was then one who did all the damage.
Rey: Well, at least I’m not the one who has been reduced to a pathetic marionette by Pdogg. Hell, from what I’ve seen of your finacee, she isn’t even worth being rescued. If she was my bitch, I’d let Pdogg have her.
Blade sidesteps to be in from of Rey and grabs him by the lapels and picks him up nearly a foot off the ground.
Blade: Listen punk, you say something like that about her again, and I will make sure you leave the arena on a stretcher!
Rey smiles, then spits in Blade’s face.
Rey: REAL wrestlers don’t let their “family” get in the way of the business.
Blade looks like he is about to pound Rey into the ground, but instead lets Rey go, and gives a slight smile of his own.
Blade: you know, I could kick your ass now, but I think I’ll wait till I can do it where it matters most, IN THE RING! See you on Monday, BOY!
Blade goes to walk towards Gingerdude’s office to get the match signed, and Rey just stands still, sneering at him.
Rey: Ha! Pussey, I guess when Pdogg kidnapped your women, HE ALSO STOLE YOUR BALLS!!!
Blade pauses, and looks over his shoulder. Then, quick as the blink of in eye, he moves back in front of Rey and lays him out in a single punch. He then spits on Rey, who is clutching his face in agony.
Blade: Feh, loser……
Feeling quite a lot better, Blade turns and walks to Gingerdude’s office.
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:16:12 GMT -5
Segment: The Ol' Switcharoo (Credit: BK London)
The scene shows one of the main locker rooms. As Spider is preparing for his match he decides he could use a shower before his match. Spider strips down and he puts a towel on his waist then he proceeds to the shower area of the locker room. Just after he leaves, BK London and Liljakie put their heads around the door.
BK: Is the coast clear?
Jakie: Yea I think so.
BK London and Jakie sneak into thr locker room holding a sports bag identically to Spider's.
BK: Spider is gonna get a kick outta this.
Jakie: If he doesn't want to forfeit his match he has to come out. And then we will all get a laugh outta this.
BK: Yea.
BK London switches the bag with his one and they sneak out of the locker room before Spider can come back.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:18:45 GMT -5
Match 2: Liljakie vs Kid Krash
The simply electric crowd in the ACW arena are on their feet and ready for more action, they have not been disappointed all night and expect action to come quickly. This looks to be a great night for Alpha Championship Wrestling. Philip enters the ring and readies to speak.
Philip: Ladies and Gentleman, This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, please welcome Kid Krash!
The Immigrant Song by Led hits and Kid Krash comes out from behind the curtain to a lot of boos from the crowd, he shrugs them off and makes a quick march to the ring and takes his corner, a cocky smirk implanted on his face. Philip again raises the mic to his mouth and the crowd grows silent.
Philip: And next, from Dover, New Hampshire, please welcome Jakie
Headstrong by Trapt hits and Jakie comes out to the cheers of the fans, his Tag Title across his shoulder. Jakie works the crowd well, he gives the ramp way fans high fives and they cheer louder. He gets in the ring and hands his title to the Referee, who in turn hands it to the timekeeper. Philip exits the ring and the Referee calls for the bell.
Bell Rings
Jakie and Krash circle each other for a few seconds, both men are reluctant to make the first mistake, Jakie takes control of the match when he does a double leg takedown on Krash and begins to punch him ferociously. Jakie is being very aggressive in this match, he Irish whips Krash into a spine buster and covers him for the pin, The Referee counts 1…….2, but Krash kicks out. Jakie waits for Krash to get up, he measures him up, and hits him with a artistic dropkick. With Krash down, Jakie climbs the top rope and as Krash finally staggers to his feet, Jakie jumps off and hits him with a flying cross body into the pin, the Referee counts 1……2.., but Krash kicks out in the nick of time. Jakie picks Krash to his feet and Krash, in an act of pure instinct, DDT’s Jakie down to the mat. Both men are down and hurt, by the time the Referee counts to 7, the men are almost on their feet, and by 9 they are exchanging punches In the middle of the ring. Krash begins to get the best of Jakie and hits him with a Suplex, Jakie quickly get to his feet, but he is facing the opposite direction from Krash and he is hit by a bulldog. Krash goes for a nonchalant pin, the Referee counts 1…….2….., but Jakie kicks out and the crowd cheers wildly. Jackie is still down and Krash climbs the top rope and as Jakie gets to his feet, Krash jumps off and hits the flying clothesline, and almost takes Jakie’s head clean off of his body. Krash covers again, more aggressively than usual, and the Referee counts 1………2……, but somehow Jakie kicks out again and the crowd goes nuts! Krash picks Jakie up and positions him in the Piledriver position, but Jakie reverses it into a back body drop instead. Jakie seems to have got his second wind and as Krash rises, he is hit by a beautiful dropkick. Krash quickly gets back to his feet and Jakie hits him with a running clothesline, and Krash stays down this time. Jakie picks him up and quickly hits him with an inverted DDT and goes for the pin, the referee counts 1…….2……, but Krash kicks out. Jakie gets to his feet and backs up quite a distance away from Krash, but Krash gets to his feet rather quickly and looks to close the distance. Jakie runs towards Krash to and hits a running cross body into the pin, The Referee counts 1…….2……., but Krash turns the pin over 1……….2……, It is reversed again 1…………2………..3. The Referee raises Jakie’s hand and calls for the bell.
The Bell Rings and Philip enters the ring, mic in hand.
Philip: The winner of this bout by Pinfall, Jakie!
Krash leaves and goes backstage, Jakie celebrates for quite a few minutes before leaving with a smile on his face.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:19:48 GMT -5
Segment: Love thine Enemy, part 2 (Credit: Bladeshadow)
Blade walks into Gingerdude’s office. Ginger seems to be doing to some paper work.
Blade: Hey Ginger, I want to face that asshole, Rey, on Monday so I can finally prove who the better man is, plus I could use it as an opportunity to let lose some much needed frustration.
Ginger: You got it.
Blade: thanks, see you later.
Ginger: Yup.
Blade goes to walk out, but right before he is about to step through the door, Pdoog walks up and blocks his path. Blade stops and glares pure fire straight into his eyes.
Blade: What do YOU want?
Pdogg: Well, I think it should be only fair, that if my Puppet gets to have his fun on Monday, that I should get to have my own fun tonight.
Blade: What do you mean?
Pdogg: What I mean, is that tonight, instead of facing Rey, he is going to be your TAG PARTNER, as you take on the team, of Yoko and Kross.
The crowd releases a fury of mixed reactions to this statement, as they are happy they will see the champion in action tonight, and are angry at the actual matchup.
Blade balls his hands into fist and tenses every muscle in his body, but instead of striking, he merely slumps down and bows his head slightly.
Blade: You heard him Ginger, make the match.
Ginger: But are you sure…<br> Blade (interrupts Ginger and looks over his shoulder): I SAID, make the match.
Ginger: If you say so.
Blade: Now, GET OUT OF MY WAY, PDOGG!!
Pdogg: NO, puppets must always be courteous to their masters, and must always show their best in manners, so say please, move out of my worthless self’s path, sir.
Blade: …..PLEASE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY…(barely audible) sir.
Pdogg: Meh…close enough
Pdogg moves out of the door way and Blade walks out of the office.
Fade to Black.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:25:19 GMT -5
Match 3: Spider vs BK London (Title on a Pole match) – (Pre match events script – BK London)
The crowd waits restlessly for the next match; they are not kept in suspense for long, as Philip hops into the ring to summon the competitors.
Philip: Ladies and Gentleman, this match is a non-title bout scheduled for one fall. Introducing first the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York, He is 1/2 of the ACW Tag Team Champions BK London!
Warrior part 2 by Lloyd Banks hits the arena and the crowd cheers loudly, BK London’s Internet cult has grown into a mass obsession. Fans all through out the arena cheer BK London and a smile comes across his face for a brief second, though it is quickly eclipsed by his cocky grin. He stops at the stage and he raises his newly won ACW Tag Team Championship over his head, Chris Benoit style. BK then runs down to the ring and enters it. Before he can go to his corner he looks up and sees the Entertainment Championship that he has craved over for the past month, suspended as agreed from a tall metal pole.
Philip: And next, from San Diego, California, He is the ACW Entertainment Champion, please welcome Syrus "The Spider" Donahue!
Spider's name is announced but no one is coming down to the ring.
Philip: Please welcome Syrus "The Spider" Donahue!
Still no one comes down the ring. Philip looks at the referee and the referee looks back in confusion. BK London walks over to Philip and he takes the mic from him.
BK: What's the matter Spider, Can't find your attire? Listen you can either make a choice, come out here and wrestle in what I gave you or I can keep your attire and take your Entertainment Championship with me. It’s your choice.
Transform by Powerman 500 hits, and Spider reluctantly walks through the curtain onto the stage. As he walks out the whole arena bursts out laughting, the attire that BK London gave him was the same clothes that Lil' Kim wore at the VMA's in 1999. Spider walks down to the ring looking like the purple tellytubby with a breast pasty on. Spider has a mic in his hand and he becomes quickly enraged.
Spider: Dammit London, this is not funny. Give me back my clothes, dammit!
BK: This is funny, but you know what? If you can beat me tonight I will give you your sports bag back. Now, I want the whole crowd do the Nelson from the Simpsons laugh at Spider on 3. 1-2-3.
BK and Crowd: HAA – HA!
Spider becomes quickly enraged and he runs down to the ring.
Philip swiftly exits the ring and the ref gives the signal to begin the match.
Bell Rings.
Spider is in no mood to put up with London’s cheek; he storms straight in and lands a couple of strong blows before London is properly prepared for action. Spider tries to pick up London, but London jumps back and keeps on the move to prevent Spider from getting an early power move in on him. BK stings Spider with a few quick punches and kicks while avoiding Spider’s own blows; this however only serves to make Spider more annoyed and he catches London out with a big boot. London is dazed and falls backward to land on his behind; Spider kicks London in the head and drops down hard to crush London as he lies on the mat. Spider stays down for a second until he remembers the match stipulation, and with a grunt of annoyance he rolls off of London and head over to the pole at the corner. Spider climbs up on to the turnbuckle; he tries to reach the belt but the pole is too high. Spider gives the pole an experimental shake, but it is too strong to bend or break and too thin and smooth for him to climb. As Spider is considering his options there is a roar from the crowd, and a recovered London rushes to the corner, scrabbles up on to the post and superplexes Spider off; Both men land heavily, and in fact Spider does not clear London when he falls so that his legs rest on top of his opponent; some of the more attentive fans note that London’s shoulders are down for long enough for a 3 count in a normal match.
Nevertheless, London is the first one of the two to rise, and he elbow drops Spider before rolling out of the ring and retrieving a ladder from beneath it. London pulls the ladder back into the ring, but as he does so an enraged Spider charges and clotheslines London so that he jars a shoulder against the metal ladder as he falls. Spider immediately picks up London and hits a full nelson slam; he leaves London on the mat as he sets up the ladder in the corner, but before he can start to climb London grabs his arm and whips him to the opposite corner. London rushes forward; Spider comes at him out of the corner, but BK ducks, springs up to the top rope, and as Spider turns around London delivers his Asai moonsault to reverse DDT combination. Spider drops down to the canvas, and London doesn’t waste a second hurrying to the ladder and starting to climb it. London is almost at the top as Spider gets back up; Spider hurries to the ladder, squeezes around the side so he is between the ladder and the post, and then shoves the ladder hard so that it topples over with London at the top. The crowd screams as the ladder falls, and London is thrown off so that he rolls into the cluster of chairs and such around the timekeeper’s table. Spider smirks, but as he goes to put the ladder back up he sees that the belt is no longer on the pole; the camera switches shots, and as London pulls himself out of the mass of furniture he holds up the Entertainment title belt and grins, waving it at the furious Spider.
Spider throws the ladder out of the ring and shouts at London to put his title down. London of course does no such thing, he rockets back to the ring and takes a swing with the belt at Spider, who dodges before hitting London with a knee to the gut. Spider grabs the belt but London holds on, and they struggle over it until finally Spider manages to wrench it away from London. Spider grins and without pausing he drives the belt against London’s head; London is knocked down and Spider strikes him again before dropping to the mat for the pin. The referee counts; at 2.5 London throws an arm up and punches Spider in the head. Spider rolls off of London and gets back up; London whips him and lands his BK Bomb, but Spider shifts before London can try and cover. London is fired up, and the crowd are behind him, but Spider is also burning with anger at London and Jakie’s treatment of him, and his superior size and power now comes fully into play. London tries to suplex Spider, but Spider pushes him away hard; London comes forward again and this time Spider meets him with a hip toss. London fights back and jumps to kick Spider in the head, hoping to get him into position for a shining wizard, but Spider stays on his feet and swings his arm around to strike London with his forearm and knock him to the ground. Spider tries to leg – drop London but London gets out of the way and he tries to apply the BK Lock (liontamer); Spider twists free and gathers all his strength to jump back to his feet and smash London with a massive blow. With a yell of fury, Spider grabs BK and lifts him up before nailing his vicious Widow’s Peak; the crowd winces at the blow and London does not have enough energy left to kick out of the pin before the referee makes the 3 count.
Philip: Here is your winner………..Spider!
London tries to pick himself up, but Spider kicks him back down, to the disgust of the crowd. Spider glowers at London and taunts him with the entertainment title.
Spider: Make fun of me all you want, London……..I’m still the one holding the belt, and when I stomp you flat at Heatwave I’ll be the one laughing as your contract is torn up!
With smirks and leaves the ring, ignoring the angry crowd; London gets back up slowly, and rather than be discouraged he just seems more determined than ever to put Spider in his place. Taking his tag belt in hand, London hails the crowd before leaving to bigger cheers than those that greeted his arrival.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:31:06 GMT -5
Segment: Retail Therapy (Credit: Skurai)
”New Noise” echoes through the arena as Skurai makes his way to the ring. The crowd goes wild for him after his match against V-3 on Warfare. As the camera zooms up on him his body is covered with burns and cuts from his match. He steps into the ring with a mic in hand.
Skurai: Hello everyone! I can see all of you are still loving me for my match on Monday. As you can see I clearly enjoyed doing it too. Moving on to a serious issue though, as most of you know I was having an interview with Ridley. During the course of the interview a little fly named Kain came down to the ring and tried to mock me. We fought and in the end I managed to whop his seven foot tall ass. Not only did the bastard mess up my interview he even tried to fuck up my match. He learned the lesson do not fuck with me.
Skurai grins.
Skurai: Knowing you Kain you are probably out for revenge correct? Well let me just say this you will get a match against me and it will be at Heatwave!
Crowd cheers and chants loudly
Skurai: Well the fans seem eager to see you get your ass kicked. Speaking of which since the fans seemed to love my match with V-3 I think my match with Kain should be special like that. It won't just be a regular hardcore match it will be a Mayhem At The Mall match. That’s right, two superstars fighting it out in a mall! I think everyone will enjoy this!
Skurai throws down the mic and walks out of the ring to thunderous approval from the fans.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:33:12 GMT -5
Match 4: Bladeshadow / Rey Mcfoley vs Yoko / Kross
No one is quite sure what to expect in the 4th match of the evening; everyone knows that Rey and Blade are powerful wrestlers in their own right, but Kross and Yoko have also shown themselves to be making huge progress in the fed, and the enmity between Rey and Blade can only weaken their efforts as a team.
Philip: The next contest is a tag team match, set for one fall. Introducing first, from the Vatican city…….Michael Kross!
”Vater Unser “ hits, Kross gets an excellent reception from the fans as he makes his now familiar entrance, blessing the crowd; he looks calm and collected as he enters the ring and removes his cloak.
“Flower of Carnage” comes on over the sound system, and there are even bigger cheers as the new lightweight champion makes her first appearance since her victory.
Philip: And his partner, from Okinawa Japan………the ACW Lightweight Champion, Yoko Satoshi!
Yoko giggles as she comes to the ring; she is still on a high from her last victory and she greets Kross warmly, her eyes bright at the thought of further impressing her dominance on Rey and also at the chance to try her skills against the ACW world champion.
“Beautiful People” hits, and the crowd starts to boo and jeer as Rey Mcfoley enters, his mind fixed on just one thought: revenge.
And now introducing their opponents……firstly, Rey McFoley!
Rey walks slowly to the ring, staring at Kross and Yoko the whole way. He has never looked so intense, and he stops at the very edge of the ring, continuing to bore a hole in his foes with his glare.
Finally, “The Game” kicks up, and the crowd is on its feet as Bladeshadow strides out into the spotlights……..
Philip: And his partner, he is the ACW World Champion………..from Upstate New York, Bladeshadow!
Blade comes to the ring at a steady pace; he passes by Rey without even acknowledging him, and hops up on the turnbuckles in the ring to greet the fans. He still has scars from his beating on Warfare. Blade approaches Kross and Yoko and shakes their hands; behind him, Rey slides into the ring and the referee calls forward the teams to start. Blade is about to step forward but Rey elbows him aside; Blade gives him a lethal stare, but he stays calm and walks back to his corner. Rey sneers at Yoko and Kross; Yoko looks furious but it is Kross who comes forward to begin the match, and he nods to Yoko as she also heads back to her corner. With everything in order, the referee signals to the timekeeper.
Bell Rings.
Rey is almost as angry with Kross as he is with Yoko over his lightweight title defeat, and he takes out some of his fury by hurling a barrage of blows at his opponent until Kross gets away by rolling to the side of Rey. Rey spins around to face Kross again and is hit with a powerful kick; Kross follows with a swift powerslam and pins, with Rey kicking out easily. Both men spring back up and clash again; Rey forces Kross back against the ropes before jumping over on to the apron, grabbing Kross by the head and dropping to drive his neck against the top rope. Kross clutches his throat; Rey tries to grab him by the ankles but Kross staggers back into the centre of the ring, so Rey instead jumps back to the apron, springs up to the top rope and moonsaults off to strike Kross instead. Rey covers, and gets almost 2; Yoko calls out to Kross, who rolls across the mat as he kicks out and makes a quick tag to Yoko. Yoko smiles and runs in, clotheslining Rey before he fully gets up from the pin; she tries to grab Rey for a piledriver but Rey escapes and lays into her, his eyes illuminated with enjoyment as he takes a modicum of revenge for his title loss. Yoko though will not just stand there and take it; she hits Rey with several shots of her own before nailing an evenflow DDT. Yoko pins, and Rey is away before 2; Yoko sees Blade in the corner and their eyes meet. Blade raises an eyebrow that says, “You think you can take me?”; Yoko smiles, and in reply she whips Rey back hard into his own corner. Blade gives a small nod and tags himself in; Rey is beside himself with anger, and the referee has to order him back out of the ring as Blade walks forward, and Yoko runs in to start her attack. Yoko tries to knock Blade down, but Blade stands firm and Yoko bounces off; Yoko is mildly surprised but she is not discouraged and she continues with a flurry of kicks to Blade’s body. Blade uses his agility to dodge several shots before swinging a huge roundhouse of his own; the force of the blow is greater than anything Yoko has encountered before and her head spins as she falls to the mat. Blade covers, but Yoko regains her senses enough to break out at 2, and she stands back up ready for more as Blade does the same. The pair continue to battle for almost five minutes straight, and Yoko puts everything she has into the match; she gives and takes a lot of punishment, but she lacks the pure power to compete directly with the ACW world champion, and she realises that her strategy needs some refining.
Yoko decides to try a different tactic; she circles around Blade and gets close enough for Blade to swing a punch before nipping around the back and jumping up to grab on and lock in a dragon sleeper. Yoko’s small size makes it more difficult for her to maintain the hold, but her determination is absolute and Blade starts to feel lightheaded. Blade though knows how to deal with such a move; before he gets too woozy he backs up quickly into a neutral corner and the blow from the post makes Yoko release the hold and slump down against the post. Blade picks Yoko up and hits a northern lights suplex; he pins, and Yoko just gets her shoulder up before 3. Kross calls to Yoko, and Blade does not stop the tag taking place; Blade may have been forced into the match by Pdogg but he considers it a useful opportunity to gather some information on some of the fed’s top up and coming talent, and he engages with Kross in the centre of the ring. For 2 or 3 mnujtes the pair battle; Blade lands a number of kicks and punches as well as a painful – looking spinebuster, but Kross holds his own well, using his flipping legdrop and sitdown neckbreaker to good effect. At one point Kross even comes close to a huge upset, managing to execute a Dragonrana on Blade and securing a count of 2.5; the crowd is deeply into the match, and they cheer both participants. Blade loses any sense of complacency he may have had, and he quickly hits Kross with an inverted DDT before climbing up to the top of a neutral post for the Thor’s hammer. Kross sees him go out of the corner of his eye, and he sensibly gets out of the way as Blade leaps up and tags back to Yoko once more. Yoko rushes in and jumps to smack Blade hard in the face; she spins around and uses her trademark backward kick to make Blade double over before going for her flying guillotine finisher. Blade though is savvy to this trick, and he drops and rolls forward so that Yoko hits the mat. Blade regains a standing position and hits Yoko with a crushing kick; Yoko is badly dazed, but as Blade tries to whip her she reverses it. Unfortunately for Yoko, the dizziness affects her sense of direction and she whips Blade back into his own corner – Rey immediately sees his chance and tags, running into the ring while Yoko is still trying to recover. Rey beats Yoko mercilessly, and though she tries to resist he soon knocks her down. Rey forces Yoko back into a neutral corner so she cannot switch out and, with a brief pause to flip off the crowd, he executes his Untimely Death finisher on Yoko. Yoko’s battle with Blade has sapped her strength, and although she tries she cannot respond in time to stop the referee counting 1-2-3.
Philip: Here are your winners…….Rey McFoley and Bladeshadow!
Rey ignores the bell completely; he shouts abuse at Yoko as he continues to savagely beat her on the mat. Kross swiftly enters the ring, but Bladeshadow is even faster and the crowd reaction is extraordinary as Blade looms over Rey, with anger and disgust plastered over his face. Blade grabs Rey, and to the ecstatic cheers of the crowd he shows him the lights of Orion; Rey is knocked senseless by the force of the move, and Blade leaves him on the mat as he and Kross help Yoko up. Yoko looks at Rey and smiles; then the three competitors leave the ring, and Blade raises the arms of Yoko and Kross as they walk back up the ramp with the crowd cheering them all the way.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:36:29 GMT -5
Segment: No Fear (Credit: TNT)
TNT is shown backstage as the Crowd's boos fill the arena, TNT walks around the backstage area, seemingly looking at everyone he thinks is gonna be a lumberjack in his match later on....
Suddenly he bumps into Amo The Great.
Amo: Whoa, why so tense? Ya loud mouth punk, I should charge you for bumping into me.
TNT steps back, and laughs a bit to himself.
TNT: Tense? Tense? I'm the coolest guy you'll ever see, and THE hottest young talent around, so how bout you get out my way, before I drop you, right here backstage.
Amo: No, No, I wouldn't fight you back here, I've already proven that I can beat you, remember a week ago? Anyway, I'm gonna let Bob beat you tonight, and since I'm a Lumberjack, I'm gonna make sure you don't run away by....
TNT interrupts.
TNT: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, the only reason you beat me, TNT, is because, there was interference you jackass, I gave you the finish, your face was busted open, I had just wooped your ass, and if the ref had not been out of place at the time, and if there was no interference, that would've been over right there, 1...2...3.
Amo (in a sarcastic voice): Yeahhh, that would've happened...
TNT smirks.
TNT: Well tonight, seeing as I’m gonna have to woop that little, 5th grader, captain of the chess team, suspender wearing, Steve URKEL! Eddie Gordo wannabe!, you call your "Close Friend" in this very ring, and it doesn't matter, who’s a lumberjack, whether it’s Yamata no Orochi, Yoko whatever that bitch's name is, Ridley, Venom, Amo the Great, Amo the great's mamma, Amo the Great's daddy, Uncle Joe Amo with the glass eye, or how bout Grandpa JIMMY JACK AMO with the Iron Lung, or maybe even Grandma Jezebel Amo with Double X 30 Panties! The only thing that matters is that you have one big family reunion, YOU bring ‘em ALL! You bring that damn whole damn lockerroom of wrestlers out there with you, it doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is that if you get in my way, I will take all you down one-by-one...you get that through your thick head before you do anything junior...heh.
TNT smirks even more arrogantly as the crowd boos, while Amo looks extremely angry, yet calm.
TNT walks off camera with Amo's eyes still on him, but then comes back face to face with Amo.
TNT: Oh yeah, like I said before, Junior, don't try anything stupid, stay outside and do your job like the little bitch that you are.
TNT then slaps Amo hard in the face showing his disrespect and they get into a brawl, and several other backstage officials have to struggle to hold them back.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:38:42 GMT -5
Match 5: Venom vs Skurai
The crowd doesn’t have long to wait for match 5 to get started; Skurai is already stepping though the curtains as “New Noise” hits.
Philip: The next match is a singles match, set for one fall; introducing first, from Sacramento California……Skurai!
The crowd cheers for Skurai as he heads to the ring; his skin still bears witness to the intensity of his hardcore match with V3, and everyone wonders how much he has been able to recover in the short break between shows.
Philip: And his opponent, from parts unknown, Venom!
Venom walks slowly to the ring; his executioner’s mask hides his face but his eyes are fixed on Skurai. Skurai has learned his lesson about underestimating opponents from V3, and he is primed and ready to fight as Venom climbs into the ring. Venom takes off his mask and throws it aside; He advances on Skurai without pausing, and the two start to attack one another as the ref quickly indicates to the timekeeper to start the match.
Bell Rings.
Venom attacks in a methodical, almost mechanical manner, throwing a stream of blows at Skurai; Skurai takes a couple but avoids more, and he stops the barrage by whipping Venom to the ropes and clotheslining him on his return. Venom flips back to his feet, and Skurai swings a foot for a kick; Venon catches it, but Skurai counters by leaping up and nailing Venom in the head with the other foot. Venom falls sideways and Skurai makes a cover, but Venom pushes him away almost straight away. Undeterred, Skurai rolls to Venom’s feet and flips Venom over to apply an ankle lock; Skurai twists on Venom’s foot, but Venom closes his eyes and dismisses the pain from his mind before ripping his foot out of Skurai’s grasp. Venom stands, and he smiles darkly at Skurai; Skurai’s aggressive streak is starting to come to the fore, and he charges Venom, driving him back into the corner and laying into him without restraint. Skurai finishes his burst of attack with a tornado DDT, and covers again, but Venom kicks out before 2 once more. It’s now Venom’s moment to go on the offensive again, and he knocks Skurai back so the he sinks on one knee, then grabs him by the throat and lands a powerful chokeslam; Venom drops his knees on to Skurai’s chest, and the referee passes the 2 count before Skurai dislodges Venom and is able to get back up once more. Venom presses ahead, bludgeoning Skurai with his blows, but Skurai is well and truly battle – hardened and he blocks a punch before delivering one of his own and following up with a belly to belly suplex. Skurai is back on his feet swiftly, and he kicks Venom a few times before springing up the nearest post and leaping into a diving top rope elbow drop straight to Venom’s throat. Skurai pins again, and gets a solid 2 before Venom escapes. Venom looks more annoyed now, and he catches Skurai for a DDT as the pair rise again; Venom also pins, and he also gets a 2 count.
Venom decides that he needs to be able to inflict more damage on Skurai; he lifts him for a military press and throws him out of the ring, following close behind. Venom grabs Skurai and tries a repeat chokeslam on to the steel steps, but Skurai struggles free and grabs Venom around the waist, spins around and throws him backward on to the steps instead. Venom hits hard and he holds his back as he gets up, but he is not seriously slowed by the effects of the impact and he rushes Skurai, knocking him down with his shoulder. Venom delivers a quick sidewalk slam, and as the crowd boos he lifts up Skurai into position for a DVD and delivers it so that Skurai’s head is driven against one of the ring posts in the process. Skurai is badly dazed, and Venom is pleased as he rolls him back into the ring; Venom pins, and gets 2.5 before Skurai forces a shoulder up. Venom tries to keep Skurai on the floor, but Skurai is having none of it; with his anger now flaring powerfully, Skurai gets back up and knees Venom repeatedly in the gut before shifting into place to deliver a reverse DDT. The crowd cheers, and Skurai again goes for the legs of his opponent; smiling, Skurai locks in the Suffering (a sharpshooter), and both the crowd and Skurai yell at Venom to tap. This time it is much harder for Venom to overcome the pain, and his face shows his struggle, but submission is not a word in Venom’s vocabulary and he slowly crawls his way to the ropes. Skurai tries to restrain him, but Venom will not be denied and he grabs the bottom rope, forcing Skurai to break the hold. Skurai curses, but does not waste time bitching; he pulls Venom to his feet and drags him over to the corner, and the crowd roars as Skurai tries to set up for the 500 channels. Venom however works out what Skurai is doing, and he has no intention of playing along; As Skurai reaches the top of the pole Venom, standing on the first rope, suddenly grabs him and hurls him several feet through the air to land on the canvas in an untidy heap. Venom collects Skurai and hits a massive powerbomb, but he doesn’t stop there; wanting to be sure of victory, Venom then executes the venomous bite (styles clash) before pinning. Skurai’s head spins, and his lack of recovery time just pushes him over the edge; he busts out of Venom’s pin just a tiny fraction of a second after the referee awards the 3 count.
Philip: Here is your winner……..Venom!
Venom stands, and breathes hard; he has just barely managed to pick up the win, and Skurai is also back on his feet; the pair regard one another, and the tension is almost thick enough to touch. Then, Venom turns and leaves; he has made his point, and sent another warning to V3 before Heatwave. Skurai is angry with himself at the loss, but he decides that Venom is not his priority; he smiles to himself as he leaves, already listing in his head the things that he will do to Kain when the pair clash at the forthcoming PPV.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:40:54 GMT -5
Match 6: BOB vs TNT (Glass Lumberjack Match)
The crowd has been in am excitable mood all evening, but as the final match approaches the volume of sound generated multiplies, and this only increases as a stream of superstars make their way to ringside. Several are armed with their personal weapons of choice, and they distribute themselves in a semi – even manner around the ring, leaving a small gap for Philip to enter.
Philip: Ladies and Gentlemen, the final match this evening will be a lumberjack match! As you can see, a number of the ACW superstars are here at ringside – their task will be to return either of the participants to the ring, should they be ejected from it at any point.
The fans cheer, and Philip pauses before moving on.
Philip: Introducing first, from Chicago Illinois,………….TNT!
”TNT” by AC / DC hits, and TNT himself stalks out into the arena; his expression is as arrogant as ever, but the sight of the assembled group around the ring makes him inwardly a little nervous and he gets into the ring quickly, standing in the centre. On the outside, Amo eyes him and smirks, and TNT mentally notes his position. Everyone waits to see if Bob will appear, and TNT begins to grin as the seconds tick by. The crowd gets restless, and after several moments the referee shrugs and speaks to Philip. Philip sighs, and turns back sadly to the crowd.
Philip: The result of this match, as a result of a no – show……….
Suddenly the light dim significantly, and “Stomp it to my Beat” kicks up as Bob bounces out into the arena, to a huge pop. [/i]
Philip (with relief): And his opponent, from Los Angeles………..tha B to tha O to tha B, Bob Di’las!
Bob busts a few moves on the stage before approaching the ring; he is still wearing bandages after the attack on Warfare, and he has a large container which looks like some kind of trash can with him. He stops a short distance from ringside as an assistant hands him a microphone.
Bob: Hey there everyone, sorry I’m late. How are you all doin’ tonight?
The crowd responds with more loud cheering.
Bob: TNT, you challenged me to this match, so I thought, “why have just a boring normal match?” That’s why I asked for the lumberjack stipulation………but then I had another idea. Firstly, would you guys in the audience all look under your seats?
Everyone does so, and there are more cheers and yells as the audience finds the concealed glowsticks and cracks them into life, filling the arena with a multitude of coloured light sources which the fans wave about with enthusiasm.
Bob: Yeah! that gives this place some atmosphere……..but hey, guys (Bob addresses the superstars at ringside) I didn’t forget about you……….check these babies out!
Bob walks around the ring, and the crowd shouts and cheers even more as Bob hands out light tubes to the assembled group. Everyone illuminates their tubes (which are much brighter than the audience’s glowsticks) and these are also revealed to come in a variety of bright colours.
The group twirl and swing their new toys, giving them a test. Amo grins as Bob climbs into the ring, and covers his mouth to start making “Darth Vader” breathing sounds. He waves his red light tube about and pokes Ridley, who is standing next to him, with it.
Amo: Luke, Luke, come to the Dark Side…………
Ridley shakes his head with a half smile, only half listening; he’s turning the light tube over and over in his hands, trying to grasp the faint memories which holding it evokes, but which are just too far away for him to make sense of.
The lack of response doesn’t deter Amo; he just looks for someone else to tease.
Amo: Very well, Jedi…….if you will not turn to the dark side, perhaps your sister will!
Amo grins at AK, who is standing on his opposite side, as he says this. AK gives him a look that says, “oh come on”, but she smiles anyway.
AK: Amo, you are a twit sometimes…..err…I mean, Never, Evil One!
AK and Amo make lightsaber noises as they have a quick mock swordfight while they wait for the referee to finish the match preparations. The crowd hypes up, and everyone’s attention turns to the ring as the ref calls for the bell.
Bell Rings.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:44:50 GMT -5
TNT and Bob circle; the lights are still somewhat dimmed to show off the light tubes to best effect, and TNT quickly realises that this puts him at a slight disadvantage as he is not accustomed to working in such an environment as Bob is. Nevertheless, it’s TNT that makes the first attack of the match, thumping Bob with 1,2,3 powerful blows before suplexing him with authority. Bob feels a little dizzy, and the effects of TNT’s chair shot are still apparent, but he recovers well and strikes right back with a bulldog. On the outside, the lumberjacks shout encouragement or general abuse at the participants as they get in close and exchange blows; Bob tries to whip TNT but the move is reversed and Bob is sent flying with such force that he is ejected from the ring. Bob rolls and tries to stand up, only to be grabbed by the face by Orochi; Orochi poises his light tube, but RDK puts an hand on it and glares at him. Orochi scowls and roughly bundles Bob back into the ring; TNT approaches, but as he does so he is tripped over by something and falls flat on his face, giving Bob a chance to get up. On the outside Kross nonchalantly pulls his trademark cross back out of the ring, and Bob and TNT clash together once more. TNT starts to make progress on Bob, landing several kicks before striking with a European uppercut; Bob staggers, and TNT springs to the ropes for a split – legged moonsault. Bob, however, regains his senses and rushes forward; he hits TNT just as he is taking off, and TNT is instead pushed backward on to the outside. TNT lands on top of BK London, who pushes him off with a stream of swearwords; from one of the other sides of the ring Spider slips in and gets in a couple of kicks on BK before he is able to get back up. BK and Spider are ready to go at it but the ref shouts angrily from the ring, and V3 holds London back; Venom also blocks Spider and suggests to his partner that he wait for a more opportune moment to take his revenge. Meanwhile Bladeshadow and Yoko do their job and roll TNT back to the ring; TNT curses at Yoko so she promptly gives him a whack with her croquet mallet on the knee.
Bob is ready and waiting for TNT; as he gets back up Bob uses his People Run and TNT hits the canvas. Bob makes a cover, but TNT is out before 2. Bob continues his attack, looking for a swift DDT; TNT though is not about to make it easy for him, and he blocks and pushes Bob away before hitting a superkick. TNT rolls Bob up, but he spins out using his breakdancing techniques and taunts TNT by dancing a few steps. TNT is angry and charges for a Spear, but Bob nips aside; TNT rolls through and back to his feet, and as Bob runs forward to try and clothesline him he lifts him up high for a flapjack. TNT smirks and starts to stomp on Bob, aiming for his head and his existing wounds; tiring of this, TNT whips Bob into a corner, snatches one of the light tubes from a lumber jack, and starts to beat Bob viciously with it until it cracks over his shoulder. TNT grins, but he has chosen unwisely when stealing the light tube; a very annoyed Venom steps up on to the apron, pulls out his barbed – wire wrapped steel chair, and smacks TNT in the face. TNT staggers and falls, and Venom takes a shot at Bob for fairness before hopping back down to ground level. The referee yells at Venom, and a couple of backup refs take his extra weapon from him. As the ref is distracted, Bob gets back up with a small amount of blood flowing from a slight reopening of his wound; Amo calls to him and slides his light tube into the ring. Bob grins, approaches TNT who is also bleeding slightly, and beats him about the head and upper body a few times before discarding the weapon as the referee returns his attention to the ring. TNT is furious, and he retaliates with clenched fists, throwing punch after punch until Bob starts to become quite dazed; TNT forces Bob back to the ropes and, with a contemptuous smirk, lifts Bob high above his head and throws him to the outside. TNT struts around the ring and the crowd boos angrily, but in the heat of battle TNT has inadvertently chosen the wrong side of the ring to deposit Bob. Amo again comes to the rescue; he catches Bob before he can hit the floor, and Bob climbs up on to Amo’s shoulders. Amo himself climbs on to the apron, and the crowd roars as Bob leaps from his partner’s shoulders into a missile dropkick. TNT is hit in the back of the head, and Bob almost gets the 3 count from his pin before TNT kicks out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 5, 2004 16:46:44 GMT -5
TNT is still a little dazed as he stands back up, but he is crafty and he has a plan to help him and hurt Bob at the same time. TNT moves to the ropes, and as Bob tries to clothesline him TNT grabs him and punts him out of the ring instead. This time TNT pays attention to where he sends Bob, and as TNT catches his breath Bob is set upon by J Bone and Gooeygarth, whom TNT has talked into helping him before the match. Bob is beaten with his own light tubes, and it is only when Brian Carnage steps in to stop the attack that Bob is able to retreat back to the ring. TNT steps up a gear; he locks on to Bob and hits one, then two vertical suplexes; with an impressive display of skill and strength he hits the third, and confidently pins. The ref counts 1,2, but Bob somehow gets his shoulder up just before three, and TNT swears in frustration. Determined to finish the match, TNT backs up and goes for a one – handed RKO as he runs in from behind; Bob slips aside just in time, and TNT rushes to the ropes to spring back for a second attempt. Bob spins to face TNT and jumps forward to hang on to him with his feet on his chest, in position for the dance breaker; TNT however is moving too fast to stop and both men tumble out of the ring, crashing down on to somebody on the outside. Bob and TNT struggle up to their feet; as they do so, Ridley also rises and a strange faraway look comes over him. Ridley strides over to TNT, who is nearest, holds up the light tube and headbutts TNT so that the light tube shatters, embedding glass shards into both their foreheads. Ridley grins with a touch of malevolence, but then his eyes clear again and Ridley stares at the now profusely bleeding TNT before touching his own forehead and looking at the blood on his own forehead in confusion. A few feet away from these goings on, Bob is nearly back up when the imposing figure of Orochi approaches; Amo steps in to block, but Orochi just smiles and produces his own weapons of choice; a cinder block in each hand. Orochi claps Amo around the head with the blocks and Amo drops; Orochi moves in on Bob but before he can strike he himself is taken down as an angry – looking AK runs along the apron and smashes her lighttube in half by swinging it against the back of Orochi’s head. Bob is back in the ring, and though he is very worried about Amo he knows he has to concentrate; London and V3 arrive from the opposite side of the ring and shove TNT back inside. Bob makes a pin, but TNT throws up an arm at 2.5; the pair haul themselves back up, and it is obvious that neither can continue for much longer. They throw out punches and kicks, and TNT manages to get behind Bob to try for his C4 (test drive); Bob feels TNT making a grab for him, spins 180 degrees and this time plants his feet on TNT’s chest at a standstill to set up and nail the DanceBreaker. Bob pins immediately, and the arena explodes with cheers as the referee counts 1,2,3.
Philip: Here is your –
Ridley is already in the ring; he grabs the mic from Philip and grins.
Ridley, Yeah, yeah, we all saw it, we’re not blind. We’ve got the lights, we’ve got the people, all we need is the music –
Bob’s theme hits right on cue in celebration of his win.
Ridley: That’s what I’m talking about. RAVE!!
Ridley kicks TNT out of the ring as a troop of Ridlets come flying out of the audience and jump into the ring; Bob is still quite weak from his match but the euphoria of the win lifts him, and he breaks out his most impressive, world – title winning dance moves in the centre of the mat. On the outside, the face lumberjacks cheer and attempt to redefine the term “dancing” as laser beams streak across the arena; the whole place resembles lycra night at the Ministry of Sound, and the fans love every minute of it as they get to experience the “Ridley Effect” first hand.
Ridley: Best end of show ever.
Bob: Ever?
Ridley: EVER.
End of Show.
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