Post by hunter on Nov 26, 2006 19:25:24 GMT -5
Yeah, I kind of got sarcastic closer to the end... >.>
1. Yoko Satoshi (2)
None can truly be surprised that Yoko has finally reclaimed the top spot on the Power 15. After all, the latter half of November saw her receive three impressive victories: a successful World Title defense against a "one-night-only" Rey McFoley, a win against the Fallout team of Sakina Khalida and Lilly Rouge, and a successful title defense against Chance Emmerson. Much to the surprise (and confusion) of ACW fans everywhere, she collapsed in a pool of her own blood following the victory against Chance. Does this mean that she will be unable to compete? It is possible, and if this does indeed happen, then there will surely be quite the commotion over the future of the World Title.
2. MASAKI (8)
The Japanese newcomer (and self-proclaimed "Puro Champion") continues to impress all by defeating countless opponents, and by proving to the world that he is indeed one of the brightest stars in ACW's future. The second half of the month saw him successfully defeat Reckless in a singles match and saw him defeat the team of Nick Durden, Rena Matheson, and Englandlad with his tag team partners, Jack Jefferson and Leon Chase. We also saw him wrestle to a draw with Jason Freeman and Christopher Bryant to retain his title, and then later at the Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza (or rather, during it), we saw him retain his title once again after all three men were able to pin one another in a round robin challenge. Could he possibly be the successor to Kudo Yasuda's nickname "Best. Entertainment. Champion. EVER."?
3. Alexander Starkweather (1)
One of the most mysterious and poweful men in ACW today was able to wrestle only two matches, only one of which he won. The match I speak of is the International Title Fatal Four Way, which saw him take on Jonny Spade, Jake Cheng, and Brimstone. After a brutal bout, he was able to pin Jonny Spade to become the 16th ACW International Champion. Later in the month he suffered a loss in a Bullrope Match to his long-time nemesis, Rattlesnake, but the gravity of his only win was able to keep him from dropping off the top three altogether.
4. Nick Durden (13)
The biggest jump this week along with Christopher Bryant, Nick Durden only had two victories, and both were against Leon Chase. His series of matches with the aforementioned opponent bring to mind the series of matches between two past ACW veterans, Kross and Surion. In that series, Kross picked up over seven consecutive victories, and Surion was unable to defeat him. But this time around, Chase was able to defeat his rival, in an epic Street Fight at the Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza. Where does this promising newcomer go next, is all one can ask?
5. Jason Freeman (3)
Jason Freeman only scored one win this week, and it was against Christopher Bryant at the Super...fuck it, at the November PPV. Though he was unable to successfully win the Entertainment (or Puro) Title from MASAKI, his future continues to look bright, and analysts (yes, we're awesome enough to have analysts) say that he will hold the title as early as the end of the year.
6. Christopher Bryant (15)
The position for fifth place came between Bryant and Freeman, since they were in the exact same amount of matches as each other, and most of the time they were facing one another. However, Freeman got Bryant's spot due to the fact that Freeman was the one who pinned Bryant at the November PPV. But at the same time, Bryant pinned MASAKI, and this causes him to receive the largest jump this week, along with Nick Durden.
7. Brimstone (6)
Brimstone wrestled only two matches this time around: one saw him defeat Reckless, and the other saw him wrestle Jake Cheng to a time limit draw at the November PPV. Analysts (same ones) say that had Jake not waited for the time limit to expire, Brimstone was likely going to win the match. But Brimstone refuses to settle for "likely," and he made it very clear to Cheng after their match that he wants to fight again. But will it happen?
8. Rattlesnake (7)
The 2006 Emperor of the Ring only had one match in the second half of the month, and it saw him defeat Alexander Starkweather, his arch-nemesis, in a Bullrope Match. Given he still has the right to wrestle Yoko Satoshi (or whoever) for the World Championship, one can only ponder how long it will be until Rattlesnake is holding the highest honor currently available in ACW.
9. Kudo Yasuda (4)
The former Entertainment wrestled only one match this time around, and he defeated the newcomer known simply as Adrian Flamingo. But given that Scott Andrews still "has his number," for lack of a better term, it is a matter of time before he jumps up the list again, proving to all why he is virtually "immortal."
10. Adrian Flamingo (n/a)
The flamboyant newcomer wrestled a hell of a match at the November PPV, and at its end he was crowned the victor over his two opponents, Mr. Red and ThunderKiss. Is this a sign of things to come? And why the hell do I end every description with rhetorical questions?
11. Reckless (10)
The man wrestled quite a few matches in the second half of November, but he won only one: a triple threat tag team match with his debuting tag team, the Rioteers (his partner is Ruthless). They defeated the team of Englandlad & San Juan and the returning G-Unit, now called "Wyldcard." Was it a fluke victory, or do the Rioteers have a bright tag team future ahead of them, what with defeating ACW's legendary tag team?
12. Scott Andrews (5)
The ACW Light-Heavyweight Champion defeated promising newcomer the Machine, and he also issued a challenge to Kudo Yasuda. That is all.
13. Leon Chase (n/a)
The seemingly non-existant Leon Chase actually existed this month, and he did so in three matches with Nick Durden, only one of which he won. But with more in their series of matches planned, could there be more reappearing in his future?
14. ThunderKiss (14)
Teaming with a seemingly unsuitable partner, Mr. Red, the two were able to defeat the Southern Smashers in a tag team match, and ThunderKiss himself lost to various people in various matches listed somewhere above.
15. Daniel Human (n/a)
Yet another newcomer, Human was able to secure only one victory this time: against Englandlad. Could there be more victories in his future? There will be if he keeps facing Englandlad.
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1. Yoko Satoshi (2)
None can truly be surprised that Yoko has finally reclaimed the top spot on the Power 15. After all, the latter half of November saw her receive three impressive victories: a successful World Title defense against a "one-night-only" Rey McFoley, a win against the Fallout team of Sakina Khalida and Lilly Rouge, and a successful title defense against Chance Emmerson. Much to the surprise (and confusion) of ACW fans everywhere, she collapsed in a pool of her own blood following the victory against Chance. Does this mean that she will be unable to compete? It is possible, and if this does indeed happen, then there will surely be quite the commotion over the future of the World Title.
2. MASAKI (8)
The Japanese newcomer (and self-proclaimed "Puro Champion") continues to impress all by defeating countless opponents, and by proving to the world that he is indeed one of the brightest stars in ACW's future. The second half of the month saw him successfully defeat Reckless in a singles match and saw him defeat the team of Nick Durden, Rena Matheson, and Englandlad with his tag team partners, Jack Jefferson and Leon Chase. We also saw him wrestle to a draw with Jason Freeman and Christopher Bryant to retain his title, and then later at the Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza (or rather, during it), we saw him retain his title once again after all three men were able to pin one another in a round robin challenge. Could he possibly be the successor to Kudo Yasuda's nickname "Best. Entertainment. Champion. EVER."?
3. Alexander Starkweather (1)
One of the most mysterious and poweful men in ACW today was able to wrestle only two matches, only one of which he won. The match I speak of is the International Title Fatal Four Way, which saw him take on Jonny Spade, Jake Cheng, and Brimstone. After a brutal bout, he was able to pin Jonny Spade to become the 16th ACW International Champion. Later in the month he suffered a loss in a Bullrope Match to his long-time nemesis, Rattlesnake, but the gravity of his only win was able to keep him from dropping off the top three altogether.
4. Nick Durden (13)
The biggest jump this week along with Christopher Bryant, Nick Durden only had two victories, and both were against Leon Chase. His series of matches with the aforementioned opponent bring to mind the series of matches between two past ACW veterans, Kross and Surion. In that series, Kross picked up over seven consecutive victories, and Surion was unable to defeat him. But this time around, Chase was able to defeat his rival, in an epic Street Fight at the Super Happy Fun Vagina Day Extravaganza. Where does this promising newcomer go next, is all one can ask?
5. Jason Freeman (3)
Jason Freeman only scored one win this week, and it was against Christopher Bryant at the Super...fuck it, at the November PPV. Though he was unable to successfully win the Entertainment (or Puro) Title from MASAKI, his future continues to look bright, and analysts (yes, we're awesome enough to have analysts) say that he will hold the title as early as the end of the year.
6. Christopher Bryant (15)
The position for fifth place came between Bryant and Freeman, since they were in the exact same amount of matches as each other, and most of the time they were facing one another. However, Freeman got Bryant's spot due to the fact that Freeman was the one who pinned Bryant at the November PPV. But at the same time, Bryant pinned MASAKI, and this causes him to receive the largest jump this week, along with Nick Durden.
7. Brimstone (6)
Brimstone wrestled only two matches this time around: one saw him defeat Reckless, and the other saw him wrestle Jake Cheng to a time limit draw at the November PPV. Analysts (same ones) say that had Jake not waited for the time limit to expire, Brimstone was likely going to win the match. But Brimstone refuses to settle for "likely," and he made it very clear to Cheng after their match that he wants to fight again. But will it happen?
8. Rattlesnake (7)
The 2006 Emperor of the Ring only had one match in the second half of the month, and it saw him defeat Alexander Starkweather, his arch-nemesis, in a Bullrope Match. Given he still has the right to wrestle Yoko Satoshi (or whoever) for the World Championship, one can only ponder how long it will be until Rattlesnake is holding the highest honor currently available in ACW.
9. Kudo Yasuda (4)
The former Entertainment wrestled only one match this time around, and he defeated the newcomer known simply as Adrian Flamingo. But given that Scott Andrews still "has his number," for lack of a better term, it is a matter of time before he jumps up the list again, proving to all why he is virtually "immortal."
10. Adrian Flamingo (n/a)
The flamboyant newcomer wrestled a hell of a match at the November PPV, and at its end he was crowned the victor over his two opponents, Mr. Red and ThunderKiss. Is this a sign of things to come? And why the hell do I end every description with rhetorical questions?
11. Reckless (10)
The man wrestled quite a few matches in the second half of November, but he won only one: a triple threat tag team match with his debuting tag team, the Rioteers (his partner is Ruthless). They defeated the team of Englandlad & San Juan and the returning G-Unit, now called "Wyldcard." Was it a fluke victory, or do the Rioteers have a bright tag team future ahead of them, what with defeating ACW's legendary tag team?
12. Scott Andrews (5)
The ACW Light-Heavyweight Champion defeated promising newcomer the Machine, and he also issued a challenge to Kudo Yasuda. That is all.
13. Leon Chase (n/a)
The seemingly non-existant Leon Chase actually existed this month, and he did so in three matches with Nick Durden, only one of which he won. But with more in their series of matches planned, could there be more reappearing in his future?
14. ThunderKiss (14)
Teaming with a seemingly unsuitable partner, Mr. Red, the two were able to defeat the Southern Smashers in a tag team match, and ThunderKiss himself lost to various people in various matches listed somewhere above.
15. Daniel Human (n/a)
Yet another newcomer, Human was able to secure only one victory this time: against Englandlad. Could there be more victories in his future? There will be if he keeps facing Englandlad.
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