Return of Fallout December 7th, 2007 (Hype Show)

[The Senator]

As Biff would put it, be there or be square, 11/10 Central!

[The Senator]

Opening Segment
(Credit: Senator)

**The following program is a product of Halberd II Productions.**

Over six months in waiting...

Six months in limbo, Fallout fanatics waited patiently, knowing, somehow, someway, it would return...

False starts, and financial woes prevented it before...

But now...

Biff Taylor: We're back, and in business!

The Fallout commissioner spins his chair around in his again-cluttered office, setting his feet up on his desk.

Biff: And the Biffmeister says that this is a great day in the annals of professional wrestling! Yeah, Fallout's on the air again, believe it or not! We got our new funding, courtesy of that ReCrem Studios group, and we've got Halberd II Productions back at the helm! Had to cut the roster down a bit, but hey, that's just gonna help us put on better shows, since who we got left are the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the Harleys of the road, I might say! And speakin' of Harleys, we're gonna pull back on the throttle, and let 'er rip, dudes and dudettes, cause we're goin' full Pay Per View and DVD and all that stuff from here on out!

Biff: Our big in ring return show, all titles defended! Violet Cyrilla, the Queen of KOs, will take on the current Fallout Womens Champ, Adrienne Frost...who'll have Violent Violet's old BFF, Mary Kane in her corner! The Royles, as our tag champs, may be two nasty dudes, but they gotta face the guys who beat Reaper and Cremator, yeah, next month, Ken Williams and Jason Daniels have a shot at the Fallout tag titles! The TV Title will be defended in a bigass battle royale, JOOLIOOO Rivera, Dangerous Nicholas Alger, Damien King, and one other guy who's name I cant' say, they'll be in it! It may not be for a title, but we're going to bring Felix Santana Jr back to Fallout for one night only, and he's facing El Froggy Mask, believe it or not! Finally, the big main event, Stan H. Johnston, he's facing my Corporate Ace, Daniel Ness in the match you all wanted to see, but haven't seen yet, for the Openweight Title, and tonight, we'll have the signing ceremony for just that! Fallout is here, brace yourselves, you're in for a ride!

Fade Out

[The Senator]

Segment: Colossus Rhodes (Credit: Hitman)

No one has ever entered the realm of Fallout quite like the Immovable Object, Colossus Rhodes has. From teaming with Julio Rivera to rising to prominence in the Corporate Club, the "Superhuman from South Bend" is ready to once again crush those who get in his way. Whether it's with his intimidating frame or his bone-shattering Titan Breaker, Colossus knows how to take care of business.

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Colossus Rhodes was better known as a school bully in his earlier days, causing three kids to leave the school due to emotional trauma. After dropping out, Colossus continued to make a name for himself by picking various fights with people who he felt were undeserving of the blessings they were given in life. He eventually met up with Julio Rivera, who convinced him to channel his anger into professional wrestling. Colossus entered Fallout, teaming with Julio. Although they did not do too well in the tag division, the fans quickly knew that Colossus was going to be a force to be reckoned with.

Julio ditched Colossus to be with the Spanish Soldiers but it didn't affect Colossus. In fact, the very night Julio abandoned him, Colossus decided to join the Corporate Club. From there, his career went on a turn for the better as he began bullying Fallout wrestlers left and right. With no one to put him in place, Colossus seemed destined for a title shot… And he would've gotten one, had it not been for Hitman of the Gods.

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We now cut to Colossus Rhodes in the interview room. He is in street clothes and a pair of sunglasses.

Colossus: "Now that Fallout is back, I don't have to waste my time at home anymore. I'm free to maul whoever I want, whenever I want… Starting with that fat sack of crap, Hitman of the Gods. Granted, I never did get to settle my score with him but I couldn't care less. He's going on about all this crap about 'beating me up' and 'teaching me respect'. In reality, it should be reversed. I am going to beat the holy hell out of that ingrate and show him the true meaning of pain."

Colossus smirks before stroking his chin.

Colossus: "Oh, and don't think I've forgot about you, OLYMPIA. I'm not going to forget the defeat I suffered at the hands of you. Even to this day, I'm trying to find a reason for your popularity. Face it, you've fallen down and can't get up. I guess losing to Flamingo wasn't enough for you, was it? You wanna come back for more? Fine, just don't cry like a little bitch when things don't go your way."

Colossus then stands up from his chair and points at the camera.

Colossus: "Everyone who wants a piece of me on Fallout should take one good look at me because whether you're Hitman or OLYMPIA, I promise that you will be beaten so senseless, you will never want to see Colossus Rhodes again."

Colossus then grabs the camera off of the cameraman and flings it across the room, hitting a wall and causing the picture to turn to static.

Fade.

[The Senator]

"Teaser or Revealer?" (Credit: ??)

Over the past few shows, mysterious messages have crossed the screens of everyone. Not knowing what surprises might be hidden in the shadows, the unexpected should be expected. Think very carefully. The answer might surprise you.

But tonight, no more teasers. No new codes and clues. Just some more clue revealing to you all. Get ready because here it comes. The time for letters and numbers has begun again.

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Time for the illumination.

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Time for the disappearance.

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You know what happens now.

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And you know what happens here. The shadowed silhouette appears on the screen.

Voice: So you have your clues. Not all of them mind you. Just enough to try a futile attempt to find out just who is coming back. But to save you any time whatsoever, you get to find out here and now. On this hype show of Fallout, my identity will be revealed. I am the one...the only...

The shadowed silhouette walks into the light and it's someone wearing a King mask. Gotta love Burger King, home of the Whopper.

Voice: Oh my god! You got swerved! You're just going to have to wait a little longer. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I couldn't help myself. See you real soon.

The scene dissolves leaving one thing left unknown. Just who in the hell is doing this? Your answer was not solved tonight, but it will be soon. Real soon.

[The Senator]

Segment: “No Place to Run, No Place to Hide” Credit: T-Kiss

[As Fallout comes back from another commercial break, Bardo and Fisher usher in another exciting 5 minutes of Fallout Action before the NEXT commercial break, because well, lets be honest with one another - they need the cash. Standing outside with a mass of fans in the parking lot, who had gathered over the last few hours before the show came on the air, and held back behind a guardrail, the announcers are ready to interact with those who have kept the hopes and dreams of Fallout alive for the past 8 months.]

RJ Fisher: Wow Dean, It just feels good to be back here with the best company in the world!

Random Fan: It can’t be him!

Dean Bardo: You’re telling me, Fisher. It isn’t until it’s gone that you realize what you had.

Random Fan: It is!

RJ Fisher: Indeed. Excuse me, Dean, but what on Earth is with the crowd?

Dean Bardo: We seem to have a rather unscheduled appearance.

Random Fan: Its THUNDERKISS!

[Hoping over the guardrail, Thunderkiss takes one look at Fallout security to say “seriously, think this one over” and that’s exactly what they do. After a brief huddle and a chat with the powers that be backstage, they decide to let Thunderkiss carry on. Reaching over the guardrail, Thunderkiss grabs JOYTOY by the hips and lifts her to his side. She leaps onto a hood of a nearby car and Thunderkiss follows suit. For the second time in his career he is at a Fallout show and his reaction is just as it was the last time. In unison, Fallout fans are all up on their feet screaming obscenities at this most unwelcomed guest.]

Crowd *chanting*: YOU - SUCK - YOU - SUCK - YOU - SUCK!

Thunderkiss: Oh well would you look at this. Your first show in over half a year and now you think you’re all the cock of the walk! Well let me bring you shitheads back down to Earth! You’re ALL a bunch of losers who support a bunch of second rate guys who couldn’t hold the attention of a nymphomaniac on a deserted island!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[The Fallout fans are well known for their habit of throwing anything not bolted down, when confronted with an undesirable individual or situation. Several fans toss pebbles, trash, and dirt clumps at Thunderkiss, and while many connect, they don't have much of an effect.]

Thunderkiss: Uh-Oh, the nerds are rioting! Oh that’s right .. I know your type. You are the people who have nothing better to do with their useless lives than sit behind a computer all day and all night typing about just how terrible of a wrestler I am! Well you just keep those fat, stubby fingers typing losers because while you are ... I’m fucking that girl right over there!

[Thunderkiss points over to JOYTOY who expands her hands to mimic TK’s genitals and then motions towards her crotch.]

Fisher: I apologize for the crudeness of this display here, we certainly did not expect for such a thing to happen...Biff, why aren't you cutting off from here, or at least trying to censor this?

Thunderkiss: And not only that, I am hanging in my own night club and drinking my own energy drink. I will soon LIVE on top of the World in my mega mansion in the San Fernando Valley. And what do you people have to show for your lives? Still living with good ol’ Mom & Dad? The closest you’ve ever been to vagina is when you were birthed? Hell, I wouldn’t bet some of you slaved all day at Burger King just to BUY a ticket to get in here tonight. So next time you think I can’t wrestle, you just go ahead and you get on the internet and type away tryhards, because that’s as CLOSE as any of you will ever get to this business!

RJ Fisher: This crowd obviously doesn’t want him here. Why doesn’t this guy just the hell out of here?

[Thunderkiss stops dead in his tracks. His keen hearing picked up every one of Fisher’s last words and that does not please him in the least. He walks over to the announce team and oddly points his finger at Bardo and not Fisher.]

Thunderkiss: Excuse me “Captain Excitement,” what did your partner just say there?

Dean Bardo: Listen Thunderkiss, nobody wants any problems here.

Thunderkiss: Well then perhaps that little queef there should shut his mouth then? Wouldn’t you say Lardo?

RJ Fisher: Hey you don’t come in here and disrespect us like this ... I don’t give a damn who you are!

Bardo: Umm, not a wise idea, Fisher.

Thunderkiss: Well aren’t you a little hero, RJ Fisher?! You want the be the hero pal? You want to be the big man?! Then come on! Let TK show you what it’s like to be the big man!

Dean Bardo: Now come on, you... - *inaudible*

[Thunderkiss leaps down from the car and rushes towards both men. He reaches over Bardo and grabs Fisher by the shirt, knocking off Dean’s headset in the process. Fisher is then yanked up into the air and thrown onto the hood of the nearby car like a dart. He rolls a few times and then comes to a stop under the heel of JOYTOY.]

Thunderkiss: Now listen up and listen up good Fallout - I am about ready to make my intentions clear. I came here tonight not for you, but for a “old” friend of mine. XS3! I heard you are in the building tonight! You and that little whore of yours! I want you out here right now or this punk GETS IT!

JOYTOY: I want to slash the throat of his slut bitch!

Thunderkiss: You’ll get your chance baby! NOW I say again, XS3, you have 10 seconds to show yourself or -

Bardo: Is this on? Good. And not good...wait...



Fan: ITS DANIEL NESS!

[Out comes Ness running full speed to the incident. Make no mistake, his main concern is not the safety of RJ Fisher, but rather to inflict damage on an old opponent who has just drug his name through the dirt. Instantly Thunderkiss leaps over the guardrail, shoving several fans out of the way, and high tails it out of the viper’s test, JOYTOY dangling from his shoulders. Ness tries to purse the Worldbreaker, but is instead blocked a mob of Fallout fans.]

Daniel Ness *yelling*: Second rate?! I’ll show you second rate!

[Ness continues to vent his anger by yelling at Thunderkiss, however TK is long gone and his words fall on deaf ears. Pandemonium still ruling the parking lot, Fallout wisely cuts to commercial to restore order.]

[FADE]

[The Senator]

Segment: Push the Red Button
(Credit: Flamingo)

The regular feed of Fallout is suddenly interrupted by static and snow, but that quickly cuts to a close-up of the nose and eyes of a young man. His eyes are wide with terror and the only sounds that can be heard are his loud, fast breathing and his sniffles that attempt to choke back a runny nose. The camera jerks and twists as the young man attempts to focus and move the camera so that he has a clear shot of himself. Beside him sits a half-eaten bowl of popcorn and the only source of light coming into the room is the pale blue light coming from the TV set that sat across the room from the couch Eddie was sitting on.

Eddie Torgo: I told them all but no one listened! They refused to believe me and now we’re all going to die! They did everything they weren’t supposed to do and now we’re doomed! Why wouldn’t they listen to me? Why did they go into the woods after the farmer at the gas station told them not to! Now, they’re dead! Jason, Marie, Curtis, Donna… all of them… hacked to pieces by the masked slayer of Fallout… and now there’s no one left but me. He’s coming for me next, Fallout, and then there will be no one left to warn you all! Don’t believe what they say, monsters are real! If they warn us, then one of them will have to be sacrificed to stop the beasts’ hunger for blood… no, we’re expendable… they want us to die!

A high-pitch scream comes from the TV set and Eddie is zapped back into a trance by what is going on in the movie – the Crawling Hand. In the film, a teenage boy discovers a severed human arm of an astronaut who is turned into an undead strangler by strange, cosmic radiation. The arm comes to life and strangles his landlady and attempts to do the same to him. Instead of killing him, the arm infects him with the same radiation and begins to turn him into another undead strangler. Alan Hale Jr. (the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island) stars in it as the unbelieving sheriff whose daughter is best friends with the main character’s Swedish girlfriend.

Eddie continues to stare into the movie as his own trance begins to wear off. With his attention still glued to the movie, Eddie reaches for a handful of popcorn and shoves it into his mouth.

Eddie Torgo: This winter, Eddie Torgo is coming to a Fallout near you. Run; don’t walk from the Screaming Brainbuster!

Fade.

[The Senator]

Segment: Sound Bites
(Credit: Senator)

As the show continues, a number of Fallout wrestlers have been taped speaking brief statements in the interview room:

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Dangerous Nicholas Alger: Fallout’s back, and I’ve been ready since I got back from my last Combat in the Cage victory…and nothing, I said NOTHING will stand in my way!

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Violet Cyrilla: That treacherous whore, Mary Kane better not even think of being at ringside for my rematch with that Ice Bitch. I’ll knock the hell outta both of them. I don’t even really care about that belt, I just want to knock the two of them into oblivion.

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El Froggy Mask: El Froggy Mask is the best in the world of wrestling. And when it comes to wrestling, nobody beats the style or the accuracy precision of the EFM. Fallout is privileged more than any other group in the world because it is privileged to be home to the EFM. You can say otherwise, it is your right in most countries, but it is your right to be incorrect and wrong, and you would be wrong and incorrect to disagree that the EFM is the best. El Rudo es la mejor!

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Mina von Pathos: I’m so excited to see Fallout back! And I do wish that Biff would hire the Capitalists back so Kevin could be at my side! I’ve been training so hard, I’m like a completely new wrestler in the ring! I may not be the strongest, or the fastest, or the most skilled yet, but I’ll overcome that by hard work, you’ll see!

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Sylvain Mint: These fans suck. That’s why we’ve not returned sooner than now, if they actually paid the price that we deserved, coughed up the dough, we’d never have gone under. And Biff’d better raise my salary, I don’t work for chump change!

Sgt. Pilko: Neither do I, Mint, but we both know one thing, those tag titles, no matter who wins that match at the next show, it’s only a matter of time before we get them, and crush the entire tag division to make history. Triple Crown for you here, and I’ll have owned tag titles in both ACW and here, nobody’s going to stop us when we take our shot!

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Adrienne Frost: You know, I made everything look so easy before…so easy. Nobody has been able to take this belt away from me, and nobody ever will. See, I’m not only beautiful, I’m not only a model, I’m not only a successful entrepreneur, but I’m so good in the ring that I’ve beat the likes of ACW’s MALE champion, Andy Hunter! Next to that, “Violent” Violet is absolutely nothing.

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Ten-Ka, the Jungle Queen: Fallout women fall down hard when Ten-Ka make them scream!

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Gooner: Wha…whad’ya want me to say here? It’s on? Hey, everyone!

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Ken Williams: Hey, we’re on TV again!

Jason Daniels: Uhhh, that’s pretty…uhhh…cool.

Williams: And then, yeah, we’re going to win the tag titles, yeah!

Daniels: Yeah, uhhh, we’ll beat those two…uhhh, losers, the Royles. They stink, like, I mean, they really smell bad, like they keep farting and can’t stop.

Williams: Hey, nimrod, you don’t smell that great yourself! Go take a shower!

Daniels: Shut up, ass.

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OLYMPIA: …

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Fade Out

[The Senator]

Segment: Wolf (Credit: Jonny Hughes)

Wolf. A former ACW Tag Team Champion, a quiet and reserved person who keeps himself to himself. Wolf took on an unusual role as a leader of the locker room during the ACW vs. Fallout feud and has always been a fan favourite. We stop by to ask him what he’s been doing since the closure of Fallout and what his plans are for the return.

Interviewer: So Wolf, how’ve you been?

Wolf: Good.

Wolf stops abruptly and looks to the interviewer for the next question who in a mild panic flicks through his notes looking for his next line of questioning.

Interviewer: So…erm…what have you been doing since Fallout closed?

Wolf: Wrestlin’

The interviewer looks more relaxed now and looks to his notes for the rest of his planned line of questioning.

Interviewer: Where have you been doing this?

Wolf: A couple places here and there.

The interviewer lets out a frustrated sigh at Wolf’s answer which leads to the latter shooting daggers at the interviewer who clumsily drops his notes on the floor.

Interviewer: Well…ermmm…What are your plans for the return?

Wolf: Haven’t got any.

Interviewer: Not got any goals to aim for?

Wolf: Nuthin’ cept winning matches of course.

The interviewer looks at his notes and the floor and makes a move for them, he cautiously looks up at Wolf who doesn’t look best pleased this causes the interviewer to retreat to his chair.

Wolf: You got any more questions? I ain’t got time to fritter away like this.

The interviewer looks longingly at his notes but decides now is as good a time as any to call an end to proceedings.

Interviewer: Erm..no that will be enough I think.

The interviewer gets to his feet and extends his hand out to Wolf.

Interviewer: Thank you.

Wolf: ….

Wolf turns and leaves the interview, leaving the interviewer to pick up his notes as we fade.

Fade

[The Senator]

Segment: Hitman of the Gods (Credit: Hitman)

After being away from the ring for so long, Hitman of the Gods has finally decided to return to wrestling. But he won’t be competing for ACW… Rather, Hitman, along with his girlfriend Serenity Ramirez, will be on Fallout, raising more hell than anyone could ever expect. His awesome size and strength was unprecedented in ACW and now that he’s come to Fallout, anyone looking for a challenge better make sure the squashing boots don’t come out to answer.

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Hitman first got started on the indies before signing with the Kritical Wrestling Alliance in 2005. After never receiving a match, he requested his release and signed with Alpha Championship Wrestling in August of that year. From there, Hitman instilled fear in those who dared cross his path. It was his dominance that led him to joining the Senatorial Stable in October before challenging BK London for the International title. The two main-evented (or would’ve if it wasn’t for effin’ Hunter >.<) in a Russian Chain match that ended in a draw. Hitman then went on hiatus in January 2006 before returning in March in a short-lived team with Nina Starr.

Hitman’s violent feud with Draco led to him taking time off to heal injuries. He came back from injuries in August, bringing his girlfriend Serenity Ramirez with him as his manager. After defeating AK and sealing his feud with Draco, Hitman departed ACW on good terms in November before emerging on Fallout. His feud with Colossus Rhodes was scheduled to take place before the hiatus. Now that Fallout is back, Hitman is looking to settle an old score against Colossus and squash some fools in the process.

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We now fade into the interview room, where we see Hitman and Serenity themselves, dressed in their street clothes. Hitman has a grin on his face as he has an arm around Serenity.

Hitman: "Honestly? I missed this business. Without wrestling in my life, I just felt this empty space within myself. It was nice to take some time off to heal some injuries and now I’m ready for competition once again. Fallout has, without a doubt, some of the best wrestlers on its roster and that's not something that assigned to me by a writer. I truly mean it from the bottom of my heart. To compete for this brand, that in itself is a big honor."

Serenity: "And while I'm still a bit of a newcomer in terms of wrestling, I've been training hard with Hitman since we left ACW and my mind has been made up: I'm going to compete in the Women's Division and hopefully have a shot at the Fallout Women's Championship."

Serenity looks over at Hitman and smiles. He returns the gesture and plants a kiss on her cheek before turning back to the camera.

Hitman: "And while Serenity is going after the Women's title, I've still got a beef of my own to settle. Mr. Colossus Rhodes, you haven't been truly tested yet in that Fallout ring. Have you ever bled so bad that you wondered when death would come? Have you ever worried about your next match being your last? I've had to worry about that when I was in ACW. But now that I'm working with Fallout, I have no cares. I'm free to squash anyone who gets in my way... And Colossus, unfortunately for you, Sonny Jim, you're first on my priorities list. You want to prove yourself as an unstoppable force in the ring? Then prove it against me."

Hitman then stands up from his chair and is joined by Serenity.

Hitman: "And once I'm done 'making you famous', my next goal is the Fallout Openweight Championship. I don't care who I have to meet in order to obtain a shot at that gorgeous title. If you want a piece of me, then come join me in that squared circle and... FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL... THE WRATH..."

Serenity: "...OF THE GODS!"

Hitman: "Ohhhh hell yeah. Fallout... Serenity Ramirez... and Hitman of the Gods... are back, bitches."

Upon concluding his sentence, Hitman and Serenity take their leave. It remains to be seen if Colossus Rhodes will answer Hitman's monstrous yet confident statements.

Fade.

[The Senator]

Segment: ‘The King of Kingsport’ Beau James
(Credit: Jonny Hughes)

Beau James may not have the superstar look, he may not be able to perform a flawless Quebrada but there is one thing that Beau James can do, connect with the fans. Wherever he has been Beau has been a firm favourite with the fans since his debut long ago in SSW back in his native Tennessee. Rich Marlowe caught up with the man at Beau’s home in Kingsport, Tennessee to ask Beau what he has been doing since the closure of Fallout.

Marlowe: Firstly thank you for welcoming me into your home.

Beau: Whenever Fallout makes the call, Beau James answers, no questions asked, no sir.

Marlowe: Well that’s good to hear. So, what has Beau James been doing since the closure of Fallout?

Beau: Waiting for that phone call telling me that Fallout is back. Which I got a few weeks ago, and since that day I’ve been working hard on getting back in shape for the return.

Marlowe: So what are your goals for the second coming of Fallout?

Beau: I’m gonna focus on becoming the new Fallout Television Champion.

Marlowe: The Television Championship that has been vacant ever since Marcus Curtis’ injury in the Rage in the Cage special.

Beau: That’s the one Rich. Fallout is going to need someone to pick up where Curtis left off and Beau James is that person.

Marlowe: It’s good to hear that you have some ambition and I look forward to seeing back in that Fallout ring.

Beau: And I look forward to being in that there ring again.

And with that we fade to out next scene…

Fade

[The Senator]

Segment: 'The Irresistible Force' Julio Rivera... (Credit: FSX)


Dance. Dance. For it is all, you truly wish to do... These sentiments and many more come to mind when thoughts arouse of the 'Samba Kid', or 'Other Rivera' as he's known comes to mind. Julio Rivera has never been the largest man in the ring, and for his own right he is rarely the man that comes out with a win..but he always was the most entertaining Spaniard with a funny accent to EVER step between the ropes of a Fallout ring. So the next time you think of simply brushing him off as a weak, useless, disgrace..you should think twice. LEST HE SAMBA OVER YOUR FALLEN FORM, AND CALL OUT 'OLEEEEEEE' TO HIS DIRE FAN! Er, Fans I mean.


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What can truly be said of the past of this wrestling icon? Growing up on the mean streets of Upper-Class Mexico City to a Deranged Aristocrat named Manuel, he and his brother both had huge dreams for the future. For Santiago, he desperately wanted to become a Wrestler....for Julio, he had loftier dreams of becoming a traveling Samba instructor...and maybe a Doctor on the side. Fortunately, one of their dreams came true. Unfortunately, Julio ended up having Santiago's dream come true for himself as well..but he's grown to enjoy it, I'd assume.


When he decided that he needed to take upon a different career in his life after a near-death COMPETITIVE SAMBA SHOWDOWN, he followed his older brother's footsteps and trained to become a professional wrestler. After several years of rigorous training, he finally reached a point that he believed he had truly 'Made it', and moved on to work with the AAA wrestling group. It was times like these that had the young Rivera believing he could entertain his fans across Mexico and leave them wanting more, through his explosive style in the ring..and incredible ability to portray psychological warfare on the mic. Unfortunately, once more, not both of these things translated well for him when he was contacted to follow in his Brother's footsteps..and join Fallout, when it was still affiliated with ACW.


Regardless of this, he was still ecstatic to be getting his big chance to entertain on a more global face, and quickly accepted the offer. It was soon that he found himself working flying out and working try-out matches with the company, clearly trying his best to impress official and secure himself an official contract. But due to his size and experience in the ring, he had trouble adapting to the more smooth and concise style of ACW, and found himself in their developmental promotion at the time, Fallout, teaming with a man who towered over BUILDINGS!..well, assuming that Julio was a building. I suppose he wasn't really.. Anyway, he found him teaming up with the utter Colossus of a man that is Colossus Rhodes, and they had a shocking amount of chemistry in the ring. Clearly no one had expected the two to do so well together, though they were clearly pleased that they did. After some time together training, it wasn't very long before they formed the acclaimed team that will live on in history... IF/IO...also known as 'The IRRESISTIBLE FORCE' Julio Rivera and 'THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT' Colossus Rhodes. They were truly unstoppable.


Well, in their own minds they were unstoppable. In truth, they didn't achieve much success in the ring as a team. Despite having an intense demeanor, they were usually made the better of by the teams they faced, and constantly found themselves losing tag title opportunities. Julio grew frustrated with this over time, and eventually snapped. He couldn't take the team's losing ways any longer, and thus broke all of his ties to the mammoth of a man, declaring him to be the weak link of their duo. It was shortly after this occurred that Colossus went on to have an impressive singles career, and Julio faded into obscurity. He was not succeeding where many in the past had informed him he would fail, and was losing night after night in FALLOUT as a singles star.


However, as this was all occurring in Fallout, he had been booking himself in more and more independent dates across the world, experimenting with the freedom's of being an indy wrestler for the first time. His work on the independent circuit was surprisingly well received no matter which territory of the world he went too, and he even found himself toppling giants and holding gold during his tenures with these promotions. However, he was only able to do all of this comfortably due to the consistent pay check that he was receiving from Fallout, and when Fallout closed it's doors, Julio was unable to continue to live the lifestyle he'd grown so comfortable of living. Distraught and heartbroken, Julio had no choice but to semi-retire from the business and begin a new life as a renegade Samba Instructor across the land. Initially he was quite pleased doing what was his first love, but his deep desire to return to the ring hindered his dance, and depression sunk in as he couldn't do what he NOW loved..


Rumors had begun to spread across his home city of Mexico City that he was planning to commit suicide, and constantly spoke of ending his life. Then again, these Rumors had always been going on in his home city, as Santiago found it humorous to start them...so it never was confirmed if they were true or not. Though, as of December 6th, 2007...his whereabouts were unknown...


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With that we return to the interview room in the back, where you must be expecting to find Julio laughing to himself and explaining his recent absence from every scene, including the one of dance. Unfortunately...you'd be mistaken. You wouldn't find a trace of Julio anywhere in sight, instead you would find a strange man in a hat sitting in a chair opposite the camera, and clearly attempting to hold back tears.

Man: Hello, Fallout Fans... I realize most of you were expecting at this point Julio Rivera to arrive and deliver one of his classic misunderstood promo's. But, it is my unfortunate duty to tell you all he is no longer...with us. I...I don't know what else to say...I--

But this traumatic speech is heard interrupted suddenly, as a door is heard swinging open and the camera turns to see what vile fiend would ruin this memor-- JULIO RIVERA?! Julio looks around confused for just a moment, before shrugging and walking into the room, quirking an eyebrow as he looks to the crying man.

Julio: What es' happen 'ere? Zhis iz my time, no?

Man: Oh..right, sorry. It's just you weren't here when the video package ended..we only assumed.

Julio: Azoomed what? I 'ave a right to uze a basaroom!

Man: Basa...room? Anyway, I guess you can go ahead and list your goals to the fan.

The man sniffles a bit as he raises from the chair, more tears growing in his eyes as he turns to leave.

Julio: Await! Why iz joo tearing' still? HOOOOLIO IZ A-KAY!

Man: What? Oh, I stubbed my toe.

Julio: ...I zee.

Man: Yup. Bye.

And with that, the mysterious crying man who had just earlier announced Julio's death was gone, leaving Rivera to shake his head and look to the camera.

Julio: S'ok, man 'as wazsted most of my time, zo I will keep zhis short! FALLOOTASA FANS, JOOOOO need not 'ere of HOOLIO's great futore on ze Fallootasa. Joo only need know zhat ze world will once now fear ze EPIC retorn o' HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIOOOO RIIIIIIIIIVEEEEERAAAA!!!

Julio points at the camera once for a brief moment now, before beginning to Samba his way around the room and laugh..somewhat as the camera quickly gives up on following him around, and

Fades out.

[The Senator]

Segment: The Royles
(Credit: Senator)

Ivor Biggin and Pat McGroin...perhaps two of the most unlikely named tag champions ever. Laugh at their ring names if you wish...that is, if you wish your teeth kicked down your throat! These two Cardiff hooligans don't back down from a fight, and are all too happy to stomp their opponents into submission.

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David(Ivor) and Anthony(McGroin) Royle arrived on Fallout some two years ago or so, and in a series of heated confrontations, feuded with the legendary indy team of the Goodfellas, and the Immovable Object/Irresistible Force combination of size and speed. The Royles ended up giving as good as they got, but they eventually lost the feud to the Goodfellas. From there, they lingered in the lower card, and with the advent of the Forces of Greatness, decided to train in the Dwight Gym to step up their game.

When they returned, they did so with a vengeance, and debuted a new, harder hitting offence, based off their hard kicking football hooliganism. They ran over every team in their way, temporarily joining the nefarious Corporate Club, and hospitalized a frightful number of opener teams in dark matches, before finally earning the Fallout Tag Titles, holding them to the close of old Fallout.

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Back in the interview room...

Pat McGroin: I heard that Fallout management wants to make a big joke of our first match back, makin' us face those two...

Ivor Biggin: Aye, Pat, we'll kill those two bloody big headed bastards and stuff their heads down the sewer where they belong!

McGroin: An' we'll kick their heads off, stick them on a flagpole and wave 'em 'round for the world to see just what we can do!

Biggin: Hey wait, ain't Cardiff playin' in a half 'our?

McGroin: Yeah, they are!

Biggin: Screw this interview, we're gone!

Fade Out

[The Senator]

Segment: Catching up with the King. (Credit: Jonny Spade)

The scene opens up to a shot of Damien King sitting on a sofa relaxed with an arm across the back cushions. On the cushions of the sofa is a crown that looks to be brought by Damien himself. Some stage hands quickly walk by the screen and then the cue to begin is given.

Rich Marlowe: Good evening Fallout fans, Rich Marlowe here and I am with up and coming star Damien King. Damien how are you doing tonight?

Damien: I am fine how are you Rich?

Rich: I’m fine thanks. So let’s get straight into this shall we? First off, what have you been up to on this 9 month hiatus?

Damien: Well Rich, I’ve been traveling the world; I got to see some amazing places that I’ve never been able to see before.

Rich: That’s great. What places did you see?

Damien: Vegas, Al --

Rich: Oh? How’d you do?

Damien looks down a little.

Damien: …I don’t want to talk about it.

Rich: ….okay where else did you go?

Damien: Alaska, Mexico, Brazil, China, Japan, Greenland, Iceland etc. etc. All those places were nice and all to visit, but they all didn’t compare to one place that I went to that made me feel like a king.

Rich: And this place would be….

Damien: Africa. …Well not the whole continent just one country in particular…but I could never remember the name of the place.

Rich: Mali?

Damien: I think it was a little further more east.

Rich: Niger?

Damien: Noo…

Rich: Chad? Egypt? Ethiopia? Uh…Sudan?

Damien: BINGO! Sudan was the name of the country. You know how much 1 Canadian dollar there is worth?

Rich shakes his head.

Damien: A single Canadian dollar is worth $204 of Sudanese Dinar. So I wasn’t stingy on money when I was in Sudan. And those people there treated me with the respect that I deserve to get.

Rich: …you know Damien, they probably only treated you like that because you had all that money to spend and help fuel their economy.

Damien: I know that, but that’s beside the point. The point is that I still was given the respect that I deserved and they had treated me like the King that I ought to be.

Rich: Hmm good point Damien, well that’s all we have time for thanks for letting us and the fans watch know what you’ve been up to Damien.

Damien: Not a problem Rich.

The scene ends with Damien putting on the crown that was beside him as the scene fades out.

[The Senator]

Segment: The Ninjas Return
(Credit: Senator)

Glacier: Former WCW wrestler, trained in the arcane arts of unarmed fighting, with a heart as cold as his namesake, Glacier was not around long enough to truly make his name in Fallout, but that will surely change now that he has returned, and refocused, ready to make the world fear the name of Glacier...

Skurai: Psychotic, enigmatic, irrational, sporadic, and just plain loopy...all are terms that could describe the self-proclaimed Ninja Lord, and former ACW World Heavyweight, and Fallout Openweight champion. Many say that after another tour with his favorite death metal band, Lobotomized, Skurai managed to gain control over himself again...but who knows for sure?

Gary: Famous for having well over four times more losses than wins in his career...but when he won, oh, did it ever count! Gary started off as Skurai's follower as a faceless Ninja, and worked his way down as the most recognizable jobber in the world. Once again, Gary stands ready to team with his old mentor...

Together, these silent, violent terrors of the ring(those not named Gary) have vowed to fulfill their mission...and nothing will stand in their way as they strive to accomplish the goals they set out to achieve...although whatever these goals are, nobody has even the hint of a clue.

Fade Out

[The Senator]

Segment: Stan H. Johnston
(Credit: Senator)

Stan H. Johnston, undefeated throughout his original run on Fallout, and undisputed master of the Lariat. Distant cousin of his namesake, the legendary Stan Hansen, Johnston has shot towards the top of every organization he's been in. Johnston brings his rough-housing style, larger than life Texan demeanor, and his posse to the return of Fallout, and Heaven help the poor individual who ends up in his relentless path towards Openweight gold.

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Johnston started out his wrestling career in the Texas Independent Pro Wrestling Federation(TIPWF), and quickly got himself noticed by Tim Dwight, who signed him as one of the original trainees for the Dwight Gym. Johnston managed to graduate rather quickly, and went on to gain win after win against lower card dark match talent, occasionally getting on television to team with the Fallout locker room, a bond that led to the most spectacular match in Fallout history, the infamous Philly High Rise BBQ, where he managed to lead fellow Dwight Gym graduates to victory against PEWA invaders. From there, Johnston found two solid allies, in long time veterans, "Outlaw" Jack Connor, and the hard as nails Duke Cogburn, and feuded with the likes of the Royles, who temporarily injured his lariat-throwing arm. Johnston slowly recovered, before finally setting his sights on the Fallout Openweight Title, without gaining an actual match against the champion, Daniel Ness. After Fallout closed down, Johnston continued his winning streak in the independents, even picking up the PEWA Extreme title for a short time, losing it without taking a fall. Now, Johnston sets his sights on the Fallout Openweight Title, and will let nothing stand in his way…

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In the interview room, Stan Johnston is met by both Duke Cogburn and "Outlaw" Jack Connor, his fellow Texans, who flank him on either side as he speaks.

Johnston: Hey there, Fallout Fanatics, Stan Johnston here, and I really don't got much to say...except that I'm more than ready to stop travelin' round the indies, not that I don't love wrestlin' round and all, but I'm ready to come back home here to the best program in wrestling, right smack dab here on Fallout! Now, then, you all wanna have me speak on what I'm about gonna do here later tonight? Fine, I'll do just that, pardner! See, here, in our main event...

Cogburn: How in the hell are you going to have a main event, when there's no matches on the card? That just doesn't make sense.

Connor: Hey there, let the kid speak...

Johnston: Yeah, whatever they wanna call it, I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to sign my name on a pretty lil' piece of paper, and when I do that, Daniel Ness, there ain't gonna be no way under the sun that you're escapin' it! This here right arm of mine is ready to swing forward and take your head right off that skinny little fencepost you call a neck, and it's been a long time comin' Too long, really...

Cogburn: Just don't get too excited yet, now.

Johnston: Hey, don't worry about that, I didn't wait this long to blow my chance! Ness, you kept runnin, and runnin, until you trapped yourself in a corner, now, come next month or so, you can fight like that trapped wildcat that you've become, but I'm just gonna have to put you down!

Fade Out