Fallout July 31st, 2006

[Yoko Satoshi]

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#1 Fallout Womens' Division Debut Match"
Violet Cyrilla vs. Lily Rouge

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#2 Complex vs. Evan Dixon

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#3 Jessie Hall vs. Selina Taylor

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#4 Fallout Television Title:
Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint vs. Gooner

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#5 Two on Four Handicap Punishment Match:
Beau James & Stan Johnston vs. "Glamour Boy" Jeffery Janson, "Immovable Object" Colossus Rhodes, "Demolisher" Hugh Daniels & Sgt. Pilko

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#6 Fallout Openweight Tag Titles
Forces of Greatness(??/??) vs. D-Train(D-Man Daunte Thomas/Freight Train McMichaelson)

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This is a Halberd II Production

OH MY GOD, FALLOUT IS ON TIME.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Opening Hype
(Credit: Senator)

R.J. Fisher: Welcome everyone to what is very much so the Fastest Hour on Television! This is R.J. Fisher, sitting alongside the Machine, Dean Bardo! And boy, oh, boy, do we have a night for you wrestling fans out there! The Fallout Womens’ Division makes its debut tonight with two matches, the hard hitting rocker, Violet Cyrilla takes on Lilly Rouge to start things off, and later on, Jessie Hall returns to Fallout after a long absence and fights Selina Taylor!

Dean Bardo: We also have two title matches here, with Sylvan “Pay Day” Mint putting his TV title on the line in what should be quite the mismatch against Gooner, and the Forces of Greatness make their debut, finally revealing their identities when they face D-Train for the tag titles.

Fisher: Also, Complex heads over from ACW to take on Evan Dixon of the Southern Smashers, and we have a special match organized by Biff Taylor pitting the popular duo of Beau James and Stan H. Johnston versus four, count ‘em, four members of the Corporate Club!

Suddenly, “Immigrant Song” plays, as Biff heads out the entranceway.

Bardo: Speak of the devil…

Biff Taylor: Hey dudes and dude-ettes! I just wanted to inform all you people on a few things that’re gonna happen here next week! First off, Maxmillion De La Cruz requested that his Spanish Soldiers, with their mystery new member face off against Anthony Kalb, Will Anger, and anyone they can drudge up! I gave them the match for next week! Also, Sylvain Mint, should he win his match, will face his choice of either El Froggy Mask, or Gary to defend his title against! Daniel Ness wanted an extra week to prepare for Firefly, so I gave him one, and he’ll face him next week! Finally, Wolf will go up against a tough opponent, an Immovable Object, in Colossus Rhodes! That’s all, and enjoy your show!

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Lilly Rouge vs Violet Cyrilla (Credit: Yoko)

The first match of the evening!

Iris Yoon enters the ring to start us off.

Iris: The first match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Long Beach, CA, Lilly Rouge!

The soothing tones of Karma Chameleon plays as Lilly enthusiastically makes her way down to the ring.

Iris: And her opponent, from Philadelphia, PA, making her much anticipated return to Fallout, Violet Cyrilla!

Paranoia Attack begins to play, and Violet emerges from the back with her bass guitar. The fans cheer loudly. It has been a long time since Violet has been in the ring. She sets her guitar in the corner and enters the ring.

Bell Rings

Violet approaches Lilly to begin the match. Lilly holds out her hand as if offering a handshake to Violet. Violet is confused, but agrees to shake her hand, and does so. The fans cheer at this display of sportsmanship, a trait too rare in this business.

They grapple after the handshake. Violet pulls Lilly into a headlock quite easily, and holds her there. But due to her smaller size, she slips out of it to Violet’s rear. She quickly grabs Violet and pulls her down with a Russian leg sweep. She rolls on top of her for a pin.

1!
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Kickout!

Too early. Lilly stays on top and applies a choke in the heat of the moment, but just as quickly lets go and apologizes to Violet, who’s now gasping for air. Violet rolls away from her. She’s not sure what to make of this opponent; she doesn’t want to be rough since Lilly is a girly girl, but she doesn’t want to be beaten by her…since Lilly is a girly girl.

Lilly comes after her while she’s deciding, and out of instinct, Violet reaches up with a thumb to the eye. Lilly recoils in pain while holding her face. Before Violet can feel remorse for it, Lilly comes back with a slap to Violet’s cheek. That slap is followed by a quick volley of more slaps before Violet knows what has hit her. Lilly then grabs her by the arm and throws her with an Irish whip. Lilly kicks her in the stomach on the way back and pulls her head under her arm for a DDT, but Violet violently shoves her away with much force. Lilly comes back at her.

Zam!

Violet connects with a hard, straight punch to Lilly’s jaw. She falls instantly. The referee begins to count.

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10!

Bell Rings

Iris: Your winner, by knock out, Violet Cyrilla!

Violet stares at the still KO’d Lilly, unsure if she should apologize when she wakes up or not. But she has more pressing engagements and decides to leave. She did, after all, do what she came to do.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Fury Returns...To Fallout!
(Credit: Senator)

As the show comes back from the break, an interesting sight awaits the Fallout crowd: none other than Jack Fury is standing in the back, in a darkened area of the Boiler Room, and with a title belt over his shoulder.

Jack Fury: Let me introduce myself here to all of you. I am Jack Fury, former ACW Junior Champion, the first Emperor of the Ring winner, and as you see here over my shoulder, the current PEWA champion. Now, I noticed here on Fallout that there is potential. Skurai is a powerful champion, and there are many strong fighters here. There is a potential for greatness. But this greatness has not been realized! Fallout lacks a certain something, the final ingredient for glory, and that is Jack Fury! I will be the Savior of Fallout as I once was for ACW! I will allow nothing, nothing, to stand in my way! All who oppose me will be destroyed! Fallout, take notice, as your Savior has arrived.

Jack Fury stares into the camera, a silent but dangerous aura extruding from his expression as the scene leads to a...

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Evan Dixon vs The Complex (Credit: BK)

As we return from commercial, Evan Dixon is already in the ring waiting for his opponent tonight.

Iris: This match is scheduled for one fall, already in the ring, Evan Dixon!

The crowd's somewhat mixed reaction is interuptted when the triangle is rapidly hit, and the arena goes eerily silent for a moment before the music kicks in. Then, the lights dim slightly and then a yellow filter is covered over them, which shines mainly on the top of the ramp. The Complex walks out, wearing a white cape of sorts which he always drops at the top of the ramp. He walks down to the bottom, entering the ring and he stares Evan out as the lights go back on.

*Bell Rings*

The match starts with a basic collar and elbow tie up which results in a very aggressive headlock but the newcomer Complex. Evan uses his in ring instincts to push Complex into the ropes and Complex comes off with a hefty shoulder block which takes Evan down. Evan begins to get back up and Complex bounces off the ropes taking him down with a hard clothesline. Complex picks up Evan and whips him hard into the corner and Complex races toward him for a clothesline but Evan smartly boots Complex in his face, sending him staggering backwards. Evan hops up to the middle rope and Complex looks up before laying a hard kick to the gut to Evan. Evan holds his gut upon landing feet first on the mat and Complex lifts him up on his shoulder in the Schwein position before locking is a very unorthodox submission he calls the Middle Eastern Stretch. Evan flails his arms in pain and has no choice but to tap to the move, and Complex wins this match in record time.

Iris: And the winner of this match, The Complex!

His Middle Eastern music sounds through the arena and he continues to hold onto the move for a few more seconds before releasing it. The referee raises Complex's arm over his head in triumph and the crowd doesn't really know how to react to this new phenomenom, but they do love his finishing manuever. One thing can be guaranteed - that this man may become a force to be reckoned with in ACW.

Fade Out.

[Yoko Satoshi]

The Forces Loom Nigh
(Credit: ??)

The time is soon now...

Fallout doesn't know what's about to hit it upside the head...

After the long wait, we finally will prove that nothing, nobody, anywhere, anyway stand the mere shadow of a chance...

Against....

[glow=red,3,300]The Forces of Greatness[/glow]

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: The Meeting of the Minds
(Credit: Senator)

As the camera opens with a new scene, Dwight's Gym is shown, with Matthew "The Mauler" Murton training with Fallout recruit, Damien in the ring, while an exhausted Ken Williams and Jason Daniels walk away from the area...only to encounter, yes, Ivor Biggin, and Pat McGroin of the Royles.

Jason Daniels: Uhhh, it's *those* guys, heheh.

Ken Williams: Yeah! Aren't they the guys who named themselves after their...wangs? Heheheheheh...wangs.

Ivor Biggin: Hey, Pat, lookie here, it's those bloody blokes with the big heads!

Pat McGroin: Ha! I bet their big heads don't equal big....

Daniels: Uhhh, what are you doing...here?

Biggin: Why do you care, small stuff?

Daniels: Shut up...buttmunch!

McGroin: Anyway, whadda ya think bout those "Forces of Greatness"?

Daniels: Uhh, I dunno, guess they're big...

Biggin: Big where?

Daniels: Uhhh, I guess, big everywhere...

Biggin: Even down there?

Williams: Down here! In my pants! Heheheheheh!

McGroin: Really, but did you hear anything about them from Dwight or Bardo?

Daniels: Uhhh, no.

Suddenly, Tim Dwight bursts through the door, and seeing the camera focused on a non-working quatret of the emptiest heads on Fallout, his face instantly turns into a frown.

Dwight: Ok, Williams, Daniels, you want to actually become active members of the roster here?

Williams: Yeah! Yeah!

Daniels: Uhhh, sure, why not?

Dwight: Then I strongly insist that you get back to conditioning, immediatly! As for you, Ivor, Pat, if you want training, you know you have to sign up...

McGroin: Nah, just wondered about those new guys...

Dwight: Who doesn't? I don't blame you for being interested, but if you are distracting my students, I have no choice, but to give you the boot. Now, if you want training...

Biggin: Sure, we do. Especially if those new bloody blokes are as badass as everyone says they are.

Dwight: Well then, welcome to my Gym, and go right over to the Everyman, and he'll give you a task to start with, good luck, and I'll get back to you soon.

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Selina Taylor vs Jessie Hall (Credit: Rose)

Iris: Ladies and Gentlemen…. This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Port Aux Basques, Newfoundland… Please welcome Selina Taaaaaaaaaylor!

"The Last Kiss" by AFI hits and Selina makes her way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. She enters the ring and jumps to the second turnbuckle, raising her arms to the fans. She takes her corner and awaits the arrival of her opponent. The Fallout fans are anxious to see how this all pans out…

Iris: And next…from Cardiff, Wales… Please welcome, Jessie Haaaaaaaaall!

“Take A Look Around” hits as Jessie makes her way through the curtain to a fairly positive reaction from the Fallout fans. She slaps a few hands on the way down and slides under the bottom rope. She eyes Selina with a very professional look, then takes her corner so that they match can begin. After making sure that both women are ready, the referee calls for the bell.


*Bell Rings*

Jessie and Selina are friendly enough to shake hands before they begin. The fans pop for the show of sportsmanship as the women begin to jockey for position. They quickly lock together and Jessie takes control by quickly by Irish whipping Selina into the ropes and catching her with a dropkick on her way back. Jessie hooks Selina’s leg for the pin and gets a 1…, but Jessie kicks out before the two count. Jessie takes a few steps back, then tries to add on the punishment with a running legdrop, but Selina rolls out of the way just before impact. Both women quickly get to their feet and Selina dishes out some offense by throwing a few nicely aimed forearms at her lithe opponent. These strikes knock Jessie backwards as the crowd cheers both girls on. Just as it appears that Selina’s about to gain the upper hand, Jessie smashes her hopes with a nicely executed clothesline. The crowd roars in approval of this surprisingly physical matchup as Selina makes the cover for the 1…..2…., but Jessie manages to kick out before the count of three. Selina doesn’t stop her offense there… She quickly gets back to a vertical base and puts the boots to her hapless opponent. Jessie is a tough girl, and she manages to struggle her way back to her feet before too long, despite the constant barrage from her opponent. Selina makes a big mistake as she goes for a nice spear that Jessie nimbly dodges at the last second. Selina doesn’t let this mishap slow her down, and she quickly gets back to her feet. Just as she turns around, she walks into a nice armdrag courtesy of Jessie. The crowd pops as Selina jumps to her feet, charges forward, and walks into yet another armdrag. Jessie plays to the crowd as Selina takes quite a bit of more time go get to her feet. Jessie doesn’t stall too long, as she’s quick to hit a spinning neckbreaker onto her tired opponent. She makes a quick pin for the 1…..2….., but Selina kicks out before it’s too late.

Jessie quickly tries to end the match. She climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans get ready to cheer what promises to be a great highflying maneuver. She has a little trouble getting to the top, mostly due to fatigue, but the cheers of the crowd power her forward. She turns her back in what looks to be the beginnings of a moonsault. Just as the crowd’s cheers reach their apex, Selina throws herself into the ropes and knocks Jessie off of her perch. Jessie falls on the turnbuckle and falls backwards to the mat. Selina uses this opening to climb the turnbuckle herself. She fares a little better than Jessie, and manages to come off the top with a textbook flying elbow drop. The crowd pops huge for the impact and counts along with the ref as she makes the pin for the 1…….2……, but Jessie somehow manages to get her shoulder up. The crowd is stunned that the match isn’t over…as is Selina, who isn’t quite sure what to do next. An idea manages to come to her mind as Jessie makes her way to a standing position. Just before she turns around, Selina locks in the Newfoundland Clutch. It only takes a few seconds before Jessie decides to tap and end the match. The referee promptly calls for the bell.

Bell Rings.

Iris: Here is your winner by submission… Selina Taaaaaaaaaayloooooor!

Again, showing the sportsmanship that got them cheers earlier, the two girls shake hands as the crowd cheers them both. Selina has to help Jessie to her feet, but she’ll be fine. She’s well aware that they’ll meet up again, and that things might be differently. This has been a good showing for Fallout’s new Women’s Division, and it only looks to get better from here on out. The two women walk to the back knowing that they have gained the admiration of their fans.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Last Resort
(Credit: Senator)

Coming back from the break, Anthony Kalb and Will Anger are seen in the general locker room area, as other random members of the Fallout roster mill around in the background, Anger is seen punching the mess out of a locker while Kalb paces.

Will Anger: It's not fair! It's just not fair! Biff's got his head stuck up his...

Anthony Kalb: Yeah, yeah, get ticked off like you always do, but we gotta do something about this. A six man tag match against the Sewage Soldiers next week? Who could we possibly call? Work with me here...

Anger: I don't care who we get, I just want out of it! I didn't show up here to get screwed over by some moron!

Kalb: Sure, but who could we call? Hey...nah, the Bossman's retired, and I doubt he'd come back for this. Who haven't we ticked off around here? Who could we find?

Anger: I know I'm about to punch someone in the face!

Kalb: You idiot, get your head in the game here! Froggy's probably busy, and he doesn't really trust me. Alger's about as unstable as you are, Will... I need someone who can carry their weight, someone who knows their way around a tag match, someone who'll not act like a moron or a hot head in the r...

Anger: Hey, I'll let you know...

Kalb: Shut up!

Of all the times to yell shut up in a locker room, perhaps one of the worst would be when none other than the master of the phrase, Wolf is standing right behind you.

Wolf: Excuse me?

Kalb: No, I was talking...

Wolf: You want to start something? Kalb, I heard you talking, and I just want to let you know, nobody here is a huge fan of the Spanish Soldiers, but we don't like you any more, not after everything you've pulled over here, all the title shots you got, all the help from your friends in high places, no, let me tell you something, you're not going to get anyone in this locker room to team with you two guys, and we're all sick and tired of hearing you whine, so why don't you just go stand in the corner and...SHUT UP!

Kalb, Anger, the locker room, and even the entire J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium is silent for an uncomfortable ten seconds or so, until Kalb's cell phone rings.

Kalb: Hey, yeah, that's me...what? Who the hell are you? You'll tag with us? No way. Who are you again? Riiiight. I dunno, but your voice sounds kinda familiar...whatever, I suppose. Goodbye? Goodbye.

Anger: Who was that?

Kalb: Got no frickin idea, guy had some sort of a stupid echo thing going on with his voice, called himself the Mighty Mercury or something.

Anger: We gonna tag with him?

Kalb: Unless someone else shows up, suppose that we have to...

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Afternoon’s In Love (Credit: XS3)

We go backstage to see Fallout’s resident Newfoundland couple, Ben Drinkin and Selina Taylor, talking about how great the show has been thus far.

Ben: “I hope D-Train retain the tag titles tonight. Forces of Greatness sounds like some cheesy 80’s movie.”

Selina: “But who could these forces be? Their names sound way too familiar.”

Ben and Selina are mulling it over for a bit before they stop at a door. The nameplate reads “Drinkin Boyz” and once Ben opens the door, it seems like a place that would make any Canadian proud (in a way). On the left side of the room is a large Canadian flag with two hockey sticks crossed underneath it as well as a couch. On the right side of the room is a bench and a TV, as well as a poster which shows Dick Cheney, wearing an “I’m With Stupid” t-shirt, standing next to George W. Bush. In front of the couple is Afternoon’s mini-bar as well as the lockers. Ben and Selina look around and see that Afternoon isn’t in the room so they go towards the couch and sit down on the piece of furniture, snuggling with one another. After a while, Ben notices something on the ground.

Ben: “What’s this?”

Ben looks at the object: a folded piece of paper. He turns to Selina then shrugs and picks it up. On one side, it reads “My Inner Thoughts”. Ben doesn’t understand as he sits down on the couch with Selina. He unfolds it and it reads:

“Love. Everyone I know has experienced this feeling. Yet, here I stand, alone, the darkness consuming my heart. I do not have a girlfriend/wife and it drives me to the brink of madness. The emptiness, I live with it everyday. It plagues me like a disease that cannot be cured. What else is left for me in this world? A future full of sadness? Only more suffering to look forward to? I want this feeling to change. I want to experience joy that I have yearned for so long. I’d like a girlfriend who never judges me, accepts me for who I am and beauty that would make the heavens weep. It may sound like a burden but anything can be possible. And I will achieve this goal one day. Only time will tell when I can have a woman who would feel the same about me as I would about her. Then, all my pain would be gone. It will no longer consume me. I will find a woman and I will once again feel… happy.

- Afternoon”

Ben and Selina’s jaws nearly drop to the floor as they slowly turn to one another.

Ben: “Who the hell knew he could write like that?!”

Selina: “So that’s why he’s been feeling depressed lately… Awww, poor Shaun. I hope he gets the girl one day.”

Just then, the two hear footsteps advancing towards the locker room. They gasp, knowing they have to act quickly. Ben sees Afternoon’s duffel bag and in a split second, tosses the paper into the bag. Perfect timing too, because Afternoon has now entered the room.

Afternoon: “Hey, Ben, Selina, what’s up?”

Selina: “Oh, nothing. We were just waiting for you so we could watch Fallout together.”

Afternoon: “Heh, you guys are way too sweet. Well, let’s see what match is coming up next…”

Ben nods as Selina and him move over to create some space for the big Afternoon to sit. They finally get comfortable enough to watch the show together. As they watch, Ben and Selina look at each other then at Afternoon, wondering when the day will come.

End segment.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Sylvan "Pay Day" Mint vs. Gooner.(Credit: Jonny)

Iris stands in the ring and gets ready to introduce the competitors of the match.

Iris: First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds… Sylvan “Pay Day” Mint!!

Sylvan makes his way to the ring as Rock and Roll all Night by KISS starts to play on the P.A system. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring to wait for his opponent.

Iris: And the opponent weighing in at 140 pounds…..GOONER!!

Gonner comes down to the ring as Gonna fly now from Rocky starts to play on the P.A system and he walks up the stairs and goes into the ring so the match can start.

*Bell Rings*

Gooner and Mint walk up to the center of the ring and look at each other. Mint then turns his head to the side a bit and motions to him that he wants to give him the first punch as hard as he can to the face. Gooner looks around nervously at the fans and then winds up to give him a open hand punch to the head but Mint turns and catches his hand and laughs at him and then while still holding his arm gives a powerful clothesline to him knocking him down to the mat. Mint then walks to the apron and stands on it. He waits for Gooner to stand up and once he does, Sylvan jumps onto the ropes and spins and jumps in one motion to do a springboard Moonsault to a groggy opponent and Gooner is once again out on the mat and “Pay Day” seems to be a little shaken as he seems to have hit his head on the mat.

But once the cobwebs are shaken out he picks up Gooner once again and whips him into the ropes and then once he comes back he lifts him up and spins him around for a Tilt a Whirl Slam sending him back down to the mat hard. Now Sylvan can end the match right here but he chooses not to and have more fun, he goes to a close by turnbuckle and jumps off for a Five Star Fist Drop, making Gooner jump around on the mat. And then sits next to the head of Gooner and applies a Triangle Hold onto Gooner and he quickly taps out which isn’t a much of surprise to anyone.

Iris: Here is your winner….Sylvan!!

He gets his title back and walks up the rampway while Gooner gets lifted to the back by the ref of the match on the ref’s shoulder as the scene changes to somewhere else.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Money Money Money (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)

Fade in backstage. Violet Cyrilla is hanging around Biff Taylor’s office, pacing impatiently. Finally, he comes out of the door.

Biff: Hey, it’s you. Good job out there tonight.

Violet: Yeah…I get paid now, right? Like last time?

Biff: Yeah, 400 dollars like last time.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wad of bills, and hands her four hundred dollar bills.

Violet: Thanks, I need to go!

Biff: I hope you’re not spending these paydays on drugs.

Violet: Of course not!

Biff: Good. I hope we’ll see you around some more, you have a killer punch.

Violet ignores him as she makes her exit, dragging her guitar. Tonight she and Mary get to eat real food.

End Segment.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: The Debut (Credit: XS3)

We cut to the back and we see Gary holding up a microphone.

Gary: “What’s up, ACW?”

Cheers.

Gary: “Tonight, I’m going to get an interview with recently acquired Fallout star, Edgemaster. Oh, here he comes right now!”

Just then, a man with short blonde hair, a black t-shirt, a pair of blue jeans and sneakers walks up to Gary with an almost smug smile on his face. He looks towards the camera and nods.

Gary: “Thank you for being here, Mister Edgemaster.”

Edgemaster: “Hey thanks a lot but you know, you can go by my short name, which is Ed- oh wait, I forgot that the competition might be watching.”

We can hear the fans in the background laughing.

Gary: “Now then, is there any reason you came to Fallout?”

Edgemaster: “Well, I came here because I wanted to go out to this arena and show these fans what it’s like to be the youngest brother of former IWN Network Champion, Rainmaster. He’s gotten to show himself to an audience but now it’s my turn, Gary. It’s my turn to bask in the glory of Fallout. Become a star like Skurai, DNA, Franchi$e… Actually skip that last one.”

The fans are heard laughing again and Gary chuckles at the statement too.

Edgemaster: “All I’ve got to say is this. Next week on Fallout, if anyone wants to answer an open challenge from me, they better be ready. I’ll be looking forward to seeing anyone in the ring for the next edition of Fallout and whether anyone likes it or not, I’m not leaving without a fight.”

Gary: “Well, erm, thank you for your time.”

Edgemaster: “No problemo, Gary. Until next time, stay out of trouble.”

Edgemaster then shakes Gary’s hand and walks off, leaving the fans to wonder if Gary will cause trouble in the near future.

End segment

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Beau James & Stan Johnston vs. "Glamour Boy" Jeffery Janson, "Immovable Object" Colossus Rhodes, "Demolisher" Hugh Daniels & Sgt. Pilko (Credit: XS3)

Damn, that’s a long match title.

Anywho, we go to Iris in the ring.

Iris: “The following contest is a 2-on-4 handicap match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 555 lbs, they are the team of Stan H. Johnston and ‘The King of Kingsport’ Beau James!”

Johnston and Beau come down the ramp to the tune of “Sunrise” as the crowd cheers them on. They get into the ring and raise their arms for the fans.

Iris: “And their opponents, at a combined weight of 1120 lbs, they are the team of ‘The Demolisher’ Hugh Daniels, ‘Glamour Boy’ Jeffrey Janson, ‘The Immovable Object’ Colossus Rhodes and Sgt. Pilko!”

Iris pauses to catch her breath after announcing all the names. Beau gets a big “” look on his face but Johnston isn’t really affected. “I Predict A Riot” plays throughout the arena and the fans aren’t showing any sympathy towards the four men who come down the ramp. The instant they get into the ring, a brawl ensues.

Bell rings.

The two fan favorites soon fall under the swift attacks of Pilko’s team but their skills and determination find them a way to toss Pilko and Rhodes out of the ring. Janson and Daniels go towards Johnston and Beau but they are swept off their feet with stereo shoulder blocks. Beau then gets an idea then calls over the referee. Beau picks up Janson and looks towards the fans before knocking Janson back down with the Kingsport Clothesline. Johnston nods then takes Daniels and delivers a Western Lariat. The fans pop for this contest as the referee goes over to Beau and Johnston. He points to Beau, who gets cheers, then points to Johnston, whose reaction is a little bit more louder. Thus, the referee raises the arm of Johnston. Beau seems a little disappointed but then focused. Janson and Daniels get to their feet and yell at the two for including them in their little contest but their anger costs them as they get taken down once again by Beau and Johnston’s respective lariats, garnering a pop from the fans again.

Janson and Daniels slowly roll out of the ring as Pilko and Rhodes return to the ring and take out Beau and Johnston with forearms to the back of their heads. The referee finally gets some order restored in this contest as he sends Pilko and Johnston to the apron, leaving Beau to do battle with Rhodes. Daniels and Janson also head to their corner while Rhodes backs Beau into the corner and unleashes a deadly series of toe kicks on his foe. Beau is rocked by the kicks then gets the breath taken out of him courtesy of a choke toss. Rhodes makes the tag to Janson, who wastes no time in taking the fight to Beau with his signature running neckbreaker drop. Janson takes the time to taunt the fans but his showboating goes on too long and Beau recovers in time to deliver a hip toss. Beau makes a cover. 1… 2… Janson kicks out.

As the fans begin chanting for Johnston to get in the match, Janson turns the tide once again with a jawbreaker then tags the person nearest to him. That person turns out to be Pilko, who enters and takes out the stunned Beau with a clothesline. Johnston extends his hand out, desperately wanting into this match. Pilko goes to work with forearm smashes to the side of Beau’s head then shows off his strength by grabbing Beau and connecting with his trademark Chokeslam Bomb. Pilko makes a cover. 1… 2… Beau forces his shoulder up from the canvas. Pilko looks a tad bit frustrated but he keeps his cool. Pilko drags Beau to his corner and tags in Daniels for the first time in this match. Daniels looks at the booing fans then picks up Beau. He whips him off the ropes, possibly preparing for a back body drop but much to his dismay, it’s countered with a swinging neckbreaker. Both men lay on the canvas and Johnston is waiting like an impatient pitbull chomping at the bit to enter the ring. Johnston extends his hand out and gets the tag the same time Pilko gets tagged in.

Johnston lets his actions do all his talking and he shows it by delivering right hands that knock down Pilko, Janson and Rhodes. Daniels becomes the recipient of a back elbow smash and Janson feels a shoulder block. Rhodes goes for a clothesline but Johnston ducks under it and delivers a DDT. Daniels then becomes the newest inductee of the Blockbuster Suplex hall of fame. Janson sneaks up and tries for the Glamour Lock but Johnston, seeing as how he’s on fire (not literally), brings Janson onto his shoulder and delivers an Oklahoma Slam with force. Johnston then sees Beau on the apron and with the fans behind the duo, he makes the tag to Beau, who bounces off the ropes. Johnston holds Pilko in place and Beau delivers the Kingsport Clothesline to Pilko. A role reversal then occurs as Beau holds Pilko in place while Johnston hits the Western Lariat. Beau drops down, hoping to get the pin. 1… 2… thr…

Janson and Daniels pulls the ref out of the ring just before the three. Beau stands up and goes to stop anything else from happening but Rhodes is there to stop him. The big man picks up his smaller nemesis and, in one fluid motion, hits the Titan Breaker. Beau looks out of it as Rhodes throws Johnston out of the ring then drags Pilko’s lariat-induced carcass onto the lifeless King of Kingsport. The referee, thrown back into the ring by Daniels, counts the academic 1-2-3, much to the dismay of the fans.

Iris: “Here are your winners, Team Pilko!”

“I Predict A Riot” plays once more and Rhodes picks up Pilko and takes him out of the ring with him. The four men celebrate their victory while Johnston goes back into the ring and goes over to Beau.

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[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Proper Management
(Credit: Senator)

Coming back from the break, "Investigative Reporter" Rich Marlowe is seen standing outside Biff's office, wearing his trademark trench coat and fedora, as Craig Lewis and Tim Dwight file out. As Tony Givens walks out of the office, Marlowe stops him with a microrecorder in hand.

Marlowe: Mr. Givens! We all know that you're the tag coordinator here on Fallout, and that you're behind the aquisition of the Forces of Greatness! So, who are they?

Tony Givens: I don't have time right now, and you'll find out when the match comes around, I don't think I need say more.

Marlowe: Can't you even give us a clue?

Givens: Fine, let me tell you what, right before the match takes place, go talk to them yourself, I heard they had a message to get out, maybe you could deliver that from them to the announcers. All I have to say about them is that they very well may be the best thing that's ever happened to this tag division. They'll do me proud, and the division proud.

Marlowe: And this...is Rich Marlowe, investigative reporter, with the latest news that's fit to air on Fallout!

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