Fallout July 19th, 2006

[Yoko Satoshi]

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1: Fallout TV Title Match:
Dangerous Nicholas Alger vs. Franchi$e

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2: Vince Hall Debut Match:
Vince Hall vs. Evan Dixon

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3: Allen Walker Debut Match:
Allen Walker vs. Rich Richardson

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4: Jarek Debut Match:
Jarek vs. Ken Williams w/ Jason Daniels

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5: Spanish Soldiers Debut Match:
Anthony Kalb/Will Anger vs. Senor Peligro/El Rey de la Mascara w/ Maxmillion de la Cruz

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6: Turin Tornado vs. Jim Rourke

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7: Main event: Eight Man Tag
Skurai/Wolf/El Froggy Mask/Gary vs.
Daniel Ness/Demolisher Hugh Daniels/Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint/??

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This is a Halberd II Production

Fade in on the inside of a large castle in the midst of a lightning storm.

Frankenstein: It’s alive…ALIIIVE!

Igor: What is, master?

Frankenstein: The Fastest Hour On Television!

Igor: ECW?!

Frankenstein: No, you imbecile! Satur…Wednesday Morning Fallout!

He holds up an unlabeled VHS tape. A hand from offscreen quickly plucks it from his grasp. The camera reveals Yoko Satoshi!

Yoko: It’s about time. Sorry for the delay, loyal viewers. This Fallout was supposed to be big. As such, I wanted all matches present. This was filmed before Warfare, but the tape was destroyed. I’d like to thank Senator for pulling up the slack yet again so that this show could be shown in its entirety. And of course Baron Von Frankenstein for rejecting his God and performing the blasphemy of recreating film. And also, I apologize to the new guys who were awaiting this show. Fallout isn’t usually THIS late or chaotic, I promise. On with the show!

She pushes the tape into a VCR. Fallout starts now!

(Elaborate Hollywood Opening Credit to Yoko)

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Opening Hype
(Credit: Senator)

R.J. Fisher: Welcome back to Saturday Night Fallout, we're back and badder than ever! We're going to start things off here with a title defense, with Dangerous Nicholas Alger fighting to keep his Fallout Television Title, which he is obligated to defend every week here on what is truly the Fastest Hour on Television!

Dean Bardo: I know that our competition tried to call themselves that, and really, I don't think they can match our pace.

Fisher: I don't doubt that, even though we got an extra half hour here tonight, it'll go by faster than ever, with a number of debut matches, with Allen Walker, Jarek, and Vince Hall making their first appearances, and the Spanish Soldiers promising a "special surprise" in their in ring debut on Fallout! We have a special match pitting ACW's own Turin Tornado versus the hottest rising star on Fallout, Jim Rourke! And if that wasn't enough for you people already, we have a match pitting Skurai, Gary, El Froggy Mask, and Wolf against three of the Corporate Club's elite members, plus a mystery team member in what promises to be an unpredictable eight man tag in the main event! Any predictions on that fourth member of the Corporate Club?

Bardo: I really don't know, we'll find out when the match takes place, Fisher.

Fisher: Anyways, this should be one of our best shows to date, and after this short break, Dangerous Nicholas Alger will defend against Franchi$e…

Bardo: Hmph. I’d hardly call that a defense…

Fisher: You never know…

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #1: Dangerous Nicholas Alger vs. Franchi$e: Fallout Television Title (Credit: Senator)

As the show begins with the first match, Franchi$e is seen in the ring, with a microphone in hand, to the disgust of the already booing audience in the J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium.

R.J. Fisher: Unlike other wrestling companies, we don't just tolerate our fans, and try to tell them what they should like, we listen to them, and we want to hear from them so we can provide them a superior product!

Dean Bardo: We get the point already, Fisher...

Franchi$e: Heiii yaaaaa! Da Franchizzzle izz n da gymnizzleee! Yo aint wannna peice ov da Franchi$$$e, homieez! N dat so calld Dangroz homie, h3 c@nt c meeeeeee!!!!11

Bardo: I don't think I can take any more of this, Fisher...

Fisher: Whatever you do, don't get up...

Bardo: If I don't hear Eagleheart in under ten seconds, I'll salvage this program myself, I'm not kidding.

Fisher: I know you're not! Just wait!

Meanwhile, in the ring, Franchi$e continues with his indecipherable rant, but we'll spare our brave Fallout fans the strain from encountering anymore of that. Instead, we'll cut to the point where Eagleheart hits, hailing the arrival of DNA.

Iris: Hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina, he is the Fallout Television Champion! Dangerous Nicholas Aaaaaalllllllgggggeeerrrrrrrrr!

As Alger walks out from the entranceway, he's jumped from behind by both X-Treme Kid and 004. XTK goes for a flying leap, but DNA ducks it, and drops his attacker with a fireman carry. 004 tries a haymaker punch, but is caught, and hit with a knee to the solar plexus. 004 tries to retaliate, before being dropped to the floor with a roundhouse kick delivered solidly behind the ear.

Fisher: Can nothing stop Alger? He’s rampaging forward like an undefeatable machine!

DNA finally reaches the ring, where the 5’8, 160 pound Franchi$e in a feat of folly that will likely be remembered for some time, if only for its sheer stupidity, tries to go for a fireman carry on the 6’7, 255 pound shooter…and gets hooked in a front facelock, immediately tapping out!

Iris: Your winner, and stiiiiilll Fallout Television Champion, Dangerous Nicholas Aaaallllggggeerrrrr!

Bardo: Fastest match on record?

Fisher: Perhaps it is, we’ll have to check with the record keepers on this! In any case, that’s the right way to start off the REAL fastest hour on television!

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: A New Beginning (Credit: Jarek)

The alphatron fuzzes for a minute before playing a tape filmed earlier in the day. It starts in the back with 2 security gaurds sitting down and having a conversation.

Guard 1: So did you hear what's going on tonight?

Guard 2: Ummm...Fallout?

Guard 1: (Rolls his eyes) OBVIOUSLY! But today is a special Fallout!

Guard 2: OOOO Yea......they have the 10 man battle royal match! I'm rooting for El Froggy!

Guard 1: (Stares at him blankly) You really are retarded arent you? Like seriously, your mom dropped you on your head when you were younger right? Tonight Jarek debuts!

Guard 2: Who is Jarek?

Guard 1: WHO IS JAREK! Jarek is th..........

Jareks agent comes up behind the men.

Agent: Jarek was the HOTTEST free agent in the buisness, that is until he signed with Fallout. Jarek is the peoples warrior, he is the definition of stature. He has size, a great physique, and most importantly charm! He is the most pure superstar here and he is going to put Fallout back on the map! People will come from around the world to see...JAREK...THE SOUTHERN THUNDER!!!

Guard 2: MR. FALLOUT!

Voice: I like it!

A shadow is casted over the three men and they turn and look up.

Guard 1: OMG

Jarek steps foward with a smile on his face and he shakes hands with both the guards who are star struck.

Agent: Now just do your thing tonight and we will be rich!

Jarek: How many times I have to tell you, its not about the money. Its about the company and its about the wrestling and most importantly it's about the fans!

Agent: Yea, yea, yea the fans but think of the money!

Jarek gives a little smile as his agent starts to laugh. All the sudden Jarek stops smiling and so does the agent when he realizes Jarek did. Jarek grabs his agent by the throat and squeezes as hard as he can until the man passes out, he then chokeslams him through the car windshield. He smiles at the two guards and walks in the building as they are left speechless.

Jarek
Debuts
Tonight!!!

Flashes on the screen as the Fallout fans go crazy with cheers and anticipation.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #2: Evan Dixon vs Vince Hall (Credit: Yoko, Ending Events to Hall)

The camera pans around the arena briefly as Iris Yoon steps into the ring.

Iris: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Richmond, Virginia, Evan Dixon!

Do do do do do do, do do do…To the theme from Deliverance, Evan Dixon makes his appearance. The banjo playing quickly speeds up as he enters the ring.

Iris: And his opponent, from Phoenix, Arizona, Vince Fall!

I Want You by Great White begins to play as Vince comes out. As he gets into the ring, he offers his hand to Evan for shaking. He accepts. This is no grudge match.

Bell Rings

Dixon has a moderate size advantage over Hall, but clearly lacks the speed and technique that he has. One would assume that you would neutralize someone’s speed, but well…Dixon is from the south.

He goes after Hall with grapple lunges, which are easily dodged. After a few of these attempts, which make the fans laugh, Hall starts kicking the back of Dixon’s legs as he dodges. Dixon retreats to one of the corners, realizing his strategy isn’t working. As Hall approaches, Dixon smirks and quickly grabs him and spins him into that corner. He goes in for an elbow, but just like before, it is easily dodged. Hall is facing Dixon’s back now, and locks on a Full Nelson. Dixon panics and doesn’t think to obviously grab the ropes which are right in front of him; he instead tries to power out and walks around the ring in a futile attempt to get away. A plan occurs to him, and he forces himself to fall backwards, crushing Hall beneath him and breaking the hold.

Dixon gets up, and though winded, runs into the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop on Hall. He gets up and does this a second time, though slower. He gets up again and runs into the ropes for a third time, gasping for breath this time, and does a third elbow drop. Which Hall rolls out of the way of. Hall pops up and dropkicks Dixon in the side of the head as he tries to get up from his failed elbow, knocking him away. Dixon is winded and hurt, and Hall is now laying on the mat, recovering.

Hall lays there for an unusually long time. Long enough for Dixon to get up and approach. He considers more elbows but decides against it, and instead goes to pick up Hall. But surprise! Hall drop top holds him. While he’s down, Hall performs a standing moonsault, crushing Dixon flat as he tries to get back up.

And then Hall applies the Delta Sunset on Dixon. It takes only mere seconds for him to tap.

Bell Rings

Iris: Your winner by submission, Vince Hall!

Vince rolls away from his opponent, laying down for a second, as Dixon rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp. A moment later, the ref tells him to stand up so he can raise his hand. Hall stands up, lets the referee raise his hand, and asks for a microphone. The ref reaches outside the ring, and grabs a mic. He hands it over to Hall, who addresses the crowd.

Vince: Woo! Hello, Fallout! That was what I call a match! Now, in case you didnt hear, my name is Vince Hall! I just graduated from the Hart Dungeon, and found my way here, to ACW. Im taking this chance to once again hone in on my skills, and take whatever opportunities come to me! My trainer, Smith Hart, used to always tell me that opportunties come to you for a reason, so dont let them slide away. Fallout was my first opportunity. I took it. Evan Dixon was my second opportunity, which, as ou all just saw, I took head on. What other opportunities are coming my way? This I cannot tell right now, but in the coming weeks, we will find out just how well I handle opportunities. Until then, thank you for watching my debut! Enjoy the rest of the show.

With that, Vince drops the mic and rolls out of the ring. He shakes hands with the Fallout fans, and walks into the back.

Scene fades to commercial.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: "Welcome To ACW Asshole" (Credit: Allen Walker and Rattlesnake)

The camera opens up to a beat-up 1992 Honda Civic. Most of the paint is chipped and a spare tire is placed on the front passenger side. We zoom inside to see a driver who is sweating and seems to be having a nervous breakdown. The guy is panicking, looking at his watch and then turning around to see if he can get out of traffic. He slaps the steering wheel and then rests his head in his hand. He lets out a gasp of air when Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’” starts to play. The driver reaches over to the passenger seat and pulls out a cell phone from a bag.

Driver: Yo… No man, I haven’t even got there yet. I’m stuck in this horrible traffic, but I’m right in front of the arena… Well now I’m at this light, as soon as it turns green I’ll be able to pull in… I know dude, I know... Come on, you know me better than that. I would never be late for something like this… Yeah, I KNOW! I understand I’ve been given the chance of a lifetime and of course I ain’t tryin to mess this shit up… Uh huh… Nah dude, I’m on the Fallout roster… No they don’t supply us with limousines! That junk comes out of your own paycheck… Alright look man I finally got here so I gotta go… Yeah man... Alright… Later.

The man speeds up to the back entrance of the arena and stops at the gate. The security guard asks for his identification, and the man hands the guard his driver’s license.

Guard: Hm, ok. Allen Walker. I’ve got you on the list, welcome! Just pull up and Jerry, that man waving over there, will show you where to park. Good luck tonight Allen!

Allen: Ok, thanks. I appreciate it.

Jerry shows Allen to his parking spot, and Allen immediately jumps out of his car after he turns it off. He grabs his gear and starts to run inside. Nearby, various staff members are shown laughing at the new ACW star. They’re standing at the door and they don’t give Allen the warmest of welcomes.

Staff Member 1: Hey guys, you ever heard of that rap song “Straight Out of Compton?” Look what’s straight out of the trailer park! Since when did ACW hiring poor pathetic scum like this guy?

Staff Member 2: This must be one of the new guys debuting tonight… I know the other one showed up earlier-

Staff Member 3: Yeah, and on time!

Staff Member 2: Hah, yeah, and on time. The other guy looked pretty decent, but this Walker guy looks special. Just by looking at what he drives I bet I can see his future now.

Staff Member 1: Oh, and what does it look like?

Staff Member 2: Ok, well when this guy starts to pay his dues, he’s going to have to do it with the help of welfare!

Allen reaches the door and greets the staff members.

Allen: Hey guys, I’m Allen. It’s this the entrance to the locker rooms? I’ve had such a bad day and I can’t believe how bad traffic is around here, it’s insane.

Staff Member 3: Yeah rook we know who you are. The locker room for the new-comers is the last door down on the right.

Allen rushes in the door and stops as he stares down the hallway. The camera zooms in to see what Walker is looking at. A sign is sticking out where the supposed locker room is. The sign reads “Rest Room.”

Allen: Say, is the last room down there a bathroom? I can’t tell but…

Staff Member 1: Yep, welcome to ACW kid!

The staff members laugh as Allen sighs and turns around. He turns very quickly and starts to run when he goes head-first into something. He ends up running right into ACW Superstar Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake had two beers in his hands, and after the collision it all ended up on his clothes. Allen holds his head in pain and looks up. His eyes grow big when he sees a furious and alcohol-covered Rattlesnake.

Rattlesnake: Son of a bitch! I just opened these and now they're wasted! I ought to make you get me some more.

Rattlesnake looks around and sees no one. Then he looks down and sees Allen Walker.

Rattlesnake: What in the hell…better yet, just who the fuck are you?! What were you thinking dumbass?! Did you NOT see me walking here? Did you not see these beers in my hands? Don't you know who the fuck I am? Don’t just stand there damnit, answer me!

Allen: Uh, well sir… you see I’m Allen Walker. I got stuck in traffic and I was kind of late so I was rushing to-

Before Allen can finish, Rattlesnake clocks him across the head. Walker drops his gear and Rattlesnake begins to kick the living daylights out of him. The staff members watch on in amusement when Rattlesnake gets on top of Allen and starts to drill into him furiously. Allen pleads for Snake to stop and calls for help to get him off. Walker cannot defend himself because he is trapped in extension cords and a table full of equipment has fallen on him. Rattlesnake eventually decides that he has had enough and he ends the assault. He gets up, huffing and trying to catch his breath as he stares down at Allen. Rattlesnake grabs a nearby chair and launches it down at Allen’s head. Allen has some minor bleeding across his forehead and from his upper lip and nose. Rattlesnake grunts and then leaves the rookie with a message.

Rattlesnake: The name's Rattlesnake...welcome to ACW asshole!

Rattlesnake storms off and Allen slowly recovers from the attack. He eventually is able to sit up and he touches his face gently to check for bleeding. As he expected he finds out that he has been busted open and he then punches the floor. A young female medic comes by and takes care of the bleeding for Allen.

Medic: Well, you don’t even take two steps into the front door and you’re already getting into fights. Boy if this was ECW you’d be an instant fan favorite!

Allen: Well I don’t know about that, but I appreciate you fixing me up. I got my first match tonight and I hope I can pull it off after what just happened.

Medic: Oh you’ll be alright sweetie. Have you ever wrestled before?

Allen: Well not in a big company like ACW. I’m just a simple man out of streets of Atlanta. I wasn’t anything special in high school and I couldn’t really afford to go to college. I just took all the money I had and I put it towards wrestling classes. I worked my ass off and the management here liked what they saw. So here I am now…

Medic: Well- there you go, all stitched up! You just keep up the good work and you’ll do just fine around here. Just do your best and make your family and your parents proud!

The medic’s comment about his family and parents seem to affect Allen’s state of mind. His apparent optimism disappeared and he lowered his head in sadness. He tries not to seem upset and is grateful for the medic’s services.

Allen: Yeah, I’ll make them proud…

End Segment.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #3: Allen Walker vs. Rich Richardson: Allen Walker Debut Match
(Credit: Senator)

As the show returns from the break, Rich Richardson of the Southern Smashers is seen in the ring, stretching.

R.J. Fisher: Welcome back from the commercials, we have, yes, a debut here, as Allen Walker makes his first appearance here on Fallout facing SSW veteran Rich Richardson.

Dean Bardo: Walker is not as experienced as Richardson, but from what I have seen of him in the Dwight Gym in his tryout sessions, he has raw power, and definite athletic ability.

Suddenly, Young Doc’s “It’s Goin’ Down” hits the PA system, with red lights circling the J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium. Allen Walker strides out of the entranceway, with a raised fist.

Iris Yoon: Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, and weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, the master of the A-Wall, Alleeeeeen Waaaaallllllkkeerrrrrr!

Fisher: You’re not kidding about his power, look at that physique!

Walker heads to the ring, stopping here and there to appreciate the crowd at ringside, slapping hands, and nodding to fans. As Walker gets into the ring, Richardson starts off the match with a sliding European uppercut, and the bell rings. Richardson, no rookie in the squared circle, keeps up the assault with an elbow drop, and locks in a cravate. Walker, while not as seasoned as his opponent, surprises Richardson with a deadlift, pulling him up in an inverted brainbuster. Walker flips Richardson over his shoulder, reversing the situation into a cravate of his own…and then hits a devastating Stunner, covering for the pin…

…1

…2

…Richardson barely kicks out!

Bardo: Impressive counter by Walker, who hit an Osaka Cutter on Rich Richardson.

Allen Walker does not seem phased by the kickout, and lifts Richardson off the mat, going for a German suplex, but the SSW veteran counters out with a back elbow smash, going behind with a rear waistlock of his own. Richardson is not able to do much from there, however, and Walker goes behind himself, locking in a rear naked choke, falls back, and spikes the back of Richardson’s neck into the mat.

Bardo: Walker told me that he calls that move the Collar Popper.

Fisher: By any name, that’s gotta be painful!

Walker slowly lifts his opponent up, pointing to the ground with his index and middle fingers, placing his opponent’s arm over his shoulder, in a vertical suplex position, lifting him up…and turning immediately to the inside, driving Richardson’s face into the mat, immediately covering for the pin…

…1

…2

…3!

Iris: Your winner, Allleeeennn Waaaaaallllkkerrrrr!

Bardo: That was the move called the A-Wall used there in the finish, in what would have to be called an impressive debut there by Allen Walker.

Fisher: No doubt that the future of Fallout is only getting brighter by every show, Dean, no doubt!

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment:
(Credit: ??)

**The Fallout Openweight Tag Division has been quiet, even peaceful, as of late**

**The champions have become complacent, focusing on other belts and issues**

**That changes...in two weeks, in two weeks, Fallout will never be the same again**

[glow=red,8,300]The Forces of Greatness[/glow]

July 29, 2006: The Forces of Greatness will debut.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Jarek Debut Match:
Jarek vs. Ken Williams w/ Jason Daniels (Credit: Jarek)

The fans are chattering about everything going on during this action packed first Fallout back and waiting for more action. Some fans are seen returning to their seats with beers in their hands, some with nachos, but all are happy. Just as they get seated Iris gets into the ring with a mic.

Iris: The next match is set for one fall and no time limit and is a debut match for a new Fallout superstar.

Fisher: Uh-oh Dean, it's the moment we have been waiting for

Barbo:Yes it's exciting

Fisher: The hottest free agent around is here on Fallout now!

Barbo: We are aware just relax a little bit, your gunna scare him away!

Fisher: But it'.....it's.....it's

Iris: Introducing first from Alabama standing at 6'8 and whieghing 265 pounds.....JAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEKKKKK

The lights go off and it's pitch black in the arena. Spot lights circle around and around before a nuclear warning noise is heard on the loud speaker. It goes on for a few minutes getting more and more intense before their is an explosion by the entrance and all the lights go out. A loud grunt his then heard, "JAAAARRRREEEEEKKKKK" and the spotlights go to the entrance as "Boom" by P.O.D plays on the speaker and out comes Jarek! The fans are on their feet now and one couple gets a beer spilled on them by an SSW fan who remembers watching Jareks undefeated streak while there. Jarek marches to the ring wearing blue and black ring shorts that say Southern Thunder on the back. He gets into the ring by stepping right over the ropes and then he leans back and grunts as the fans are still standing.

Fisher: This is the Southern Thunder Dean! He is....BIG!

Barbo: Yea this young gentleman may not be soft on the ears but he is an impressive cometitor as he wrestled in SSW for a year and went undefeated before coming here.

Before the announcer even finish talking Ken Williams and Jason Daniels run out from the back and while Jarek is looking around Williams jumps in the ring and starts pound on Jarek as the fans boo at his cheap tactics. Williams starts chopping Jarek in the corner and then throws him off the turnbuckle and drop kicks him in the leg. With Jarek down Ken takes advantage and starts kicking him in the ribs and he kicks him out of the ring. Jarek gets to his feet and stares at Williams who now looks scared. Daniels tries to sneak up behind Jarek but he turns around quickly and Daniels jumps to the floor. While this is going on a beautiful young lady has made her way down to ring side and is watching intently. She is wearing a mini skirt and tank top.

Fisher: Well if it isnt Lilly Rouge one of the Divas here on Fallout! And what a beatiful woman she is!

Barbo: Looks like she is doing some scouting.

Jarek gets in the ring and Ken Williams runs at him but Jarek grabs Williams by the throat and starts to squeeze. The ref tells Jarek to break the choke so Jarek gives Ken a chokeslam hard to the mat. With out giving his opponent a break Jarek picks him up and hits him with a very high angle spine buster.

Barbo: That ladies and gentleman is known as the Monster Slap!

Jarek is now fuming as he picks up Ken again and throw him off the ropes and when Williams comes back off the rope Jarek hits a running powerslam. Daniels starts talking to the ref as Jarek goes for the pin leaving him without a ref. Jarek tries to get the refs attention but before he can, Ken hits Jarek with a chair twice, forcing Jarek to his knees. Right before the ref turns back, Ken dumps the chair and drop kicks Jarek in the face and goes for the pin

ONE


TWO

THR....

Jarek takes his opponent and throws him off with force. Jarek stands up and Ken runs towards Jarek. The Jarek ducks, hooks Ken's right leg with one of his arms, stands up and falls backwards, flipping him and driving him back first down to the mat. The fans applaud lowdly for this move.

Barbo: WOW! That one is name appropriatly as the Nuclear Bomb!

Now Jarek takes his opponent by his head and Jarek forces his Williams head down and grabs him in a powerbomb. He picks the up in a power bomb position but instead of dropping Ken on his back he throws their feet out and slams his opponent face first into the mat! Ken is shaking out of control and knocked out as the fans now jump to their feet and roar. The ref goes over to him and then says something to the announcer.

Iris: Here is your winner...by knockout! JAREK "THE SOUTHERN THUNDER"

Fisher: OMG! His streak has spread as he is now undefeated in a Fallout ring thus far!

Barbo: And while its only one match he just KOed Williams with his Chemical Imbalance! Thats an impressive victory!

As his music plays and Jarek celebrate, Lilly is seen clapping outside the ring. Daniels is evidently upset by this and gets in Rouge's face laughing like and idiot, like always. Lilly is scared and backing up but just as Daniels raises his hand to hit her Jarek grabs his arm. Daniels turns around and tries to punch Jarek but the monster just catches his fist. Then in one swift motion he pulls Daniels in and big boots him to the floor leaving him grabbing his head in pain. Jarek looks at Lilly before leaving up the entrance way.

Fisher: See, awesome wrestler AND a big heart! No wonder the fans love this guy soo much!

Barbo: But I dont think this is the last we hear about Williams and Daniels, they are gunna be mad when they wake up!

The camera fades as Jarek raises his hand and walks to the back, having made a big impact on his first night.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Changing of the Guard
(Credit: Senator)

Coming back from the break, the entire Corporate Club is seen in Biff’s office.

Biff: Ok, dudes, you’re all primed and ready for tonight, aren’t you?

Daniel Ness: Sure am.

Biff: Daniel, young man, you’ve shown to me that you’ve got guts.

Ness: Ok…

Biff: You also aren’t afraid to take someone down if they need it…

Ness: Hell, I don’t mind if they don’t need it…

Biff: Anyway, what I’m meanin’ to get across here is that you’re the main man now, in the ring. Sgt. Pilko, you had your shot, and you failed! We had the master plan all laid out for you to win that tournament for the Openweight title, and you didn’t pull your end.

Pilko: You have a problem with me, Biff, cause if you do, I can just leave here.

Biff: No, I just think you need to sit back, relax, and be a team player for once, dude!

Pilko: And if I don’t want to?

Biff: Hey, man, I need you here, you’re one of the strongest fighters here on Fallout, after all! I’m not saying that you’re not going to get a shot down the road again, just that we need to focus on our, you know, priorities here, and Danny here is going to be the priority for the Corporate Club now.

Pilko: Fine, ok, if you say so, but this better be worth it.

Biff: Hey, if you keep at it, and we get the job done, you get a raise.

Sylvain Mint: Speaking of raises…

Biff: No! No raise for you!

Mint: But…

Biff: Final, no raise for you, man, you need to accomplish somethin’ before I reward you more! You should be grateful I gave your out of shape butt a contract! So, as I was saying, I want all of you to give Daniel your full support from here on out, he needs it, and frankly, you all need it. He’s our best chance at getting that title off Skurai, and I wanna be sure that the title does leave that overpriced prima donna so called ninja chump! Are we clear?

Corporate Club(in unison): Yes, Biff.

Biff: Alright, awesome. You’re all dismissed…

Glamour Boy: Oh, just meaning to ask, did you still need me for the main event?

Biff: Nah, dude, we made our deal, no problamo there, bro. We got that slot covered, oh yes we do…

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Anthony Kalb and Will Anger vs. The Spanish Soldiers (Credit: XS3)

Back to the ring we go. Iris stands in the ring, looking quite stunning as usual. She guides the mic to her mouth and speaks.

Iris: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Mexico, at a combined weight of 380 lbs, they are accompanied to the ring by Maxmillion De La Cruz, they are the team of El Rey de la Máscara and Senor Peligro, they are the Spanish Soldiers!”

The team appears onstage to the tune of “Miseria Cantare” by AFI. The crowd boos mostly for De La Cruz but there are cheers mixed in towards the high-flying of El Rey and Peligro. They enter the ring and jump to a separate turnbuckle, raising their arms to the fans. “Miseria Cantare” dies down and the crowd awaits their opponents.

Iris: “And their opponents, at a combined weight of 511 lbs, they are the team of Will Anger and ‘The Capitalist’ Anthony Kalb!”

“Money” by Pink Floyd hits the arena and the fans cheer mostly for the Senatorial reunion of sorts. Kalb and Anger make their way down the ramp, acknowledging the Senatorial diehards. They step into the ring and Kalb points at De La Cruz, warning him to keep his nose out of their business. The music dies down and El Rey opts to go first while Kalb and Anger share a few words of encouragement before agreeing on sending Kalb into the ring.

Bell rings.

Bardo: “Now THIS is an interesting pair-up. Both Kalb and Anger are alumni of the Senatorial Stable and it’s been quite a while since we last saw them together.”

Fisher: “You’re not kidding! You won’t see anything else like this except on Fallout!”

Kalb and El Rey move towards the center of the ring, cautious of their surroundings, before locking up collar-and-elbow style. Due to his small figure, El Rey is pushed into the corner with ease. The instant the luchadore’s back touches the turnbuckles, Kalb unloads with a huge knife edge chop to the chest of his smaller opponent. Peligro cringes on impact as “The Capitalist” continues his chop assault. The fans lose their breath trying to keep up with the chops as Kalb whips El Rey into the ropes. The luchadore ducks an attempted clothesline and springs up to the second rope, hoping for a crossbody. Unfortunately, the move is countered with an inverted atomic drop that leaves El Rey’s groin rattled. Kalb then drops the smaller opponent with the lariat he attempted before and falls to a cover upon landing.

Fisher: “What’s De La Cruz doing? He’s interrupting a good match!”

There is no count as the referee is distracted with De La Cruz on the apron. Peligro takes the opportunity to climb the top rope and leap off with a moonsault. Kalb’s experience factors into the match and he avoids contact, leaving El Rey to take the brunt of the moonsault. Peligro stands and immediately begins apologizing to his partner which leaves him vulnerable to being tossed out. Kalb then takes El Rey by the head and drags him towards his corner, where Anger is anxiously awaiting a tag. His wish is granted and he enters the ring but not before Kalb delivers a parting gift to El Rey in the form of a leg lift stalling backdrop suplex. Anger drops down for the cover and only registers a two count.

Fisher: “So far, this match has been all about Anthony Kalb and Will Anger.”

Bardo: “They better not lose their focus or it will cost them greatly.”

As if El Rey had heard Bardo’s words, he slips out from an attempted scoop slam and delivers a bulldog, driving Anger’s face into the canvas. The fans let out a gasp at the impact and El Rey manages to sneak in a tag to Peligro, who rolls over the top rope and into the ring. From there, Peligro immediately puts the boots to Anger then lays into him with a flurry of fists. The crowd doesn’t really approve of Peligro’s actions but he cares not.

Bardo: “Hoo boy, is Peligro feeling the heat from this crowd.”

Peligro grabs Anger by the leg and takes him toward his corner where El Rey feels a tag and springboards into the ring, planting an elbow across the temple of Anger. El Rey then decides to slow the match down a bit by taking Anger’s arm and applying a triangle choke. The crowd starts to get behind Anger especially when Kalb begins pounding the turnbuckle in his corner. Anger fades no more as he begins to rise up from the hold. El Rey keeps the hold locked in but Anger isn’t having any of it. He grabs El Rey’s throat with his other hand and lifts him up before dropping him with the Whiplash Powerbomb.

Fisher: “DESPERATION WHIPLASH!”

Bardo: “All Anger has to do is make the tag and this one could be over.”

Both men stop to catch a breather before Anger drags himself over to his corner and reaches up to tag in Kalb. However, as soon as he makes the tag, De La Cruz gets on the apron and distracts the ref. He hops down and the ref sees Kalb coming into the ring. He never saw a tag so Kalb isn’t in the match. The crowd is booing feverishly at this especially when the Spanish Soldiers put the boots to Anger.

Fisher: “That’s not fair! Anger was going to get his partner in!”

Bardo: “He never saw the tag. Get used to it.”

El Rey now decides to tag in Peligro once all control is regained. Peligro moves toward the center of the apron while Anger begins to stand. The Soldier taunts the crowd by raising his arm then springs up to the top rope. Unfortunately, Anger pulls out a superkick from out of nowhere, almost decapitating Peligro. Anger slumps back down to the mat and De La Cruz is in a state of shock. Kalb reaches out his hand wanting in so badly and finally, his wish is granted.

Fisher: “HE GOT THE TAG!”

Bardo: “In comes the Capitalist.”

Kalb enters the ring like a bat of hell and takes down the Spanish Soldiers with clotheslines left and right. El Rey’s attempt at a clothesline is countered with a kitchen sink from Kalb. Peligro is seen on the apron waiting for another opportunity at a springboard move. Kalb ducks the intended dropkick by Peligro, who somehow lands on his feet only to be driven into the canvas with…

Fisher: “Drop toe hold!”

Bardo: “Best in the business.”

Kalb gets a look of intensity on his face as he awaits the rising of Peligro. Once the Spanish Soldier regains balance, he is instantly picked up onto Kalb’s shoulders. However, just before Kalb can go forth with the Milton Friedman Driver, Anger yells out a warning to his partner. Kalb spins around and before he can react, Julio Rivera launches off the top rope with the Wheel of Fortune (diving wheel kick) which sends all three men crashing to the canvas. The ref doesn’t know what to make of the situation as Anger enters the ring with a vengeance. Unfortunately for him, De La Cruz is quick to strike with his cane, sending it hurdling into Anger’s midsection then into his lower spine.

Fisher: “They can’t win fair and square so they get Julio Rivera to do their dirty work for them? This makes me sick!”

Meanwhile, El Rey and Peligro stomp away on Kalb for a bit then they take his arms and legs and hold him up a little higher. Rivera is seen on the top rope with a chair in hand. He taunts the booing crowd then flips forward with the chair underneath his legs, delivering a devastating Rivera Roll to the seemingly motionless Kalb. The attention is now turned to Anger, who struggles to his feet after the cane shots from De La Cruz. El Rey and Peligro each take an arm of the fallen Anger and hold him up for Rivera, who takes the chair and slams it into Anger’s head with FORCE.

Fisher: “OH MY GOD! Did you hear that?”

Bardo: “I did and I suggest you calm down before they decide to come after you too.”

Rivera holds the chair in his hands with a twisted smile on his face. Blood begins to run down Anger’s face like a faucet and it only increases when Rivera lays into him with punches. He finally lets up his assault and joins the Spanish Soldiers and De La Cruz in the center of the ring, raising their arms to the jeering fans. The four men leave the bloodied Kalb and Anger in the ring as we…

Fade out.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Split
(Credit: Senator)

As the show returns from the break, the Immovable Object Colossus Rhodes and Irresistible Force Julio Rivera are seen in the backstage area, and neither looks very happy.

Julio: And dat, ya, dat is vhy I joined ve Spaneish Soldiers! I suppose that ve’re not taggin’ no more! Sorry, mon ami!

Colossus Rhodes merely shakes his head, looking down at Julio.

Julio: An’ really, ve vernt that great of a team, though, after all…vou vere holdin tha’ awesomeness ov myselv down! The onla problama that ah havea with breakin ze team iz dat vou mightent not do so vell on your own!

Rhodes: Sure, sure…I’ll manage…I’ll manage…

Strangely enough, as the camera fades out, an unmistakable smile is on the face of Rhodes…

Fade Out

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match: Turin Tornado vs. Jim Rourke (Credit: Rose)

Iris: Ladies and Geeeeeeentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at a colossal 330 pounds and hailing from Parts Unknown, he is Jim Roooooooooourke!

The opening strands of Watch Your Words comes in, then at the opening drimbeat, silver sparks resembling rain fall from the Alphatron and ceiling. Rourke comes out wearing a long, hooded white robe, and walks down, greeting the fans on both sides. before he gets in the ring, he stands on the stairs and crosses himself. he steps in the ring, lowers the hood and flips the Su-Fi, emitting an explosion of white sparks from the turnbuckles.

Iris: And next… He weighs in at 220 pounds and hails from Turin, Italy. Please welcome “The Turin Tornado” Roberto Veroooooooooli!

All lights go out, “Woke Up This Morning” hits, and pyro goes off and the lights come on. Veroli appears and raises his arms above his head then sprints down to the ring. He leaps onto the apron and, using the top ropes, flips forward into the ring. As his feet hit the canvas a small pyro bursts out of each turnbuckle. Tornado then stands on a turnbuckle, raises his arms above his head and flips backwards, landing on his feet. He then repeats this on the opposite turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin.

*Bell Rings*

The two men circle each other. The fans have gotten firmly behind Rourke, and it’s easy to see why, given his impressive physical stature. He makes the first move, but charges right into a drop toe hold executed very crisply by Veroli. This barely phases the three hundred pound behemoth, who is back on his feet in seconds, much to the delight of the crowd. He charges forward again, but he’s too slow, and walks right into a lightening fast armdrag. Again, this has little effect and he gets up only to walk right into another. He gets up a third time and walks into a third armdrag as the crowd boos Veroli. As Rourke gets to his feet yet again, he realizes that Veroli’s speed is going to be a lot more troublesome than he first thought. So, instead of trying to crush him with a charging maneuver, he decides to crush him with his fists. This is, not surprisingly, very effective. The crowd pops as Rourke begins to engae Veroli into a slugfest that he’s able to easily take advantage of. As he gets Veroli reeling, he whips him into the ropes and catches him with a devastating spinbuster in the middle of the ring. He hooks the leg and makes the cover for the 1……2……, but Veroli is able to get the shoulder up before it’s too late.

Rourke tries to extend his advantage by Irish whipping Veroli into a back body drop. As he bends over to initiate the move, Veroli has the presence of mind to take this opportunity to reverse it into a jumping axe kick. Despite being impressed by Veroli’s skill, the fans are quick to boo this move even as he makes the cover. He hooks both legs and makes the cover for the 1…………2…………, but Rourke kicks out with authority before it’s too late. He backs up a few steps and waits for his opponent to try to make his way back up to his feet. Rourke manages to get up a little slower than usual, but he is quickly brought back down when Veroli runs forward for a swinging neckbreaker. He makes the pin again, and is able to get a 1….., but Rourke throws him off again. It seems all that Veroli has really been successful in doing is making Rourke angry. Still, he’s not about to be intimidated by this giant of a man…well, too much. He quickly jumps up and attempts a tornado DDT, but Rourke reverses it into a reverse atomic drop and then follows it up with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. He’s quick to make the cover for the 1…….2……………………….3. No wait! Veroli was able to get his foot on the bottom rope before it was too late. Realizing that he has his opponent right where he wants him, Rourke gets to his feet and signals for the end of the match. He easily lifts Rourke up for the Straight Edge, but Veroli slips out and is somehow able to get the behemoth over for a German suplex. He bridges it into the pin and gets a 1……2…., but it seems that Rourke is just too resilient to be pinned at this point in the match.

Veroli quickly scales the nearest top rope as the fans boo him very loudly. He measures the distance between him and his target. Then, with a glimmer in his eye, he jumps off for a sloppy, but effective elbow drop that hits Rourke right on the skull. He hooks the leg for the pin and gets a 1…..2…..., but Rourke is able to get the shoulder up before it’s too late. The Turin Tornado takes this as a tremendous sign. This is the first time that Rourke has had to struggle in order to kick out of a move. He waits for the bear of a man to get to his feet and then goes to Irish whip him into the ropes, but Rourke reverses. Veroli uses this momentum to hit the Kiss of Death out of nowhere! The crowd makes an exception and pops for the coolness of the move, but they’re quick to boo right afterwards as Veroli begins to scale the top rope as he gets ready for the Code of Silence. He taunts at the crowd as he gets to the top rope. This gives Rourke the opening he needs as he’s able to rush forward and crotch Veroli on the turnbuckle pad. Then, he lifts Veroli off and backs up for the Straight Edge. The cover is elementary as the Referee counts for the 1….2…..3!

*Bell Rings*

Iris: Here is your winner by pinfall… “The Saving Grace of ACW” Jim Roooooourke!

Rourke gets his arm raised to a massive pop from the Fallout crowd. He walks to the back, slapping the hands of all his fans on the way. The Turin Tornado gets to his feet and staggers a little bit as the show goes to commercial.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Segment: Possibly A Return Soon? (Credit: Yoko / Sarin)

Another dingy motel, another foodless night. This seems to be another normal day in the life of Violet Cyrilla and Mary Kane.

Violet is on the phone.

Violet: You think? How soon? Fine, whatever. Thanks. Goodbye.

She hangs it up.

Mary: Was that the band? Do we have a gig?

Violet: No, it was the wrestling thing. I caved in.

Mary: Ok, do YOU have a gig?

Violet: They said I’m a moderate with some target demographics. They said they’d like me back in two weeks.

Mary: But that’s not soon enough!

Violet: We’ll manage. In the meantime, we should ditch this motel. We can’t afford that phone bill.

Mary: We need jobs. Badly. Or more photos of that Adrienne chick.

They begin packing their things.

End Segment.

[Yoko Satoshi]

Match #7: Skurai/Wolf/El Froggy Mask/Gary vs. Daniel Ness/Demolisher Hugh Daniels/Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint/??
(Credit: Senator)

Dean Bardo: This is it, the main event, and finally, yes, Fisher, we will find out who the mystery competitor will be. As of now, we see Skurai, Gary, El Froggy Mask, and Wolf on one side of the ring, a very diverse team with many different strengths. On the other side, you have the Demolisher Hugh Daniels, Sylvain “Pay Day” Mint, and the new Ace of the Corporate Club, Daniel Ness.

Suddenly, the “Godzilla” theme starts to play, as the lights go out. A small spotlight is focused on the entranceway, as a huge figure emerges from the back…

R.J. Fisher: That’s Colossus Rhodes! No wonder he didn’t mind the split with the Irresistible Object, Julio Rivera

Iris: And the newest member of the Corporate Club, weighing in at three hundred and ninety pounds, the Immovable Object, Colossus Rhooooooodes!

Rhodes takes his good time to make it down to ringside, but as he does, referee Cliff Mortimer starts the match. As the bell rings, both Wolf and Hugh Daniels start out in the ring. The two competitors lock up, Daniels going for a scoop slam but failing. Wolf, though, easily overpowers his opponent, sending him into the mat back first. Immediately, this action sends Ness into the ring, who bombards Wolf with forearm shots, until being whipped into the corner, and receiving a Stinger Splash for his troubles. Mint tries to get into the ring, too, but gets blasted with a running lariat that sends him back out of the ring. Just when it seems that Wolf has the clear advantage, Colossus Rhodes reaches over the ropes with a gigantic hand, grasping Wolf’s shoulder in a nerve hold. Wolf is brought to his knees, clutching his opponent’s arm with both hands in a desperate effort to break the unbreakable vice grip, and is unable to do so, as Cliff Mortimer is distracted by a strategically whining Sylvain Mint.

Fisher: That’s no way to fight a match!

Bardo: It is if you’re on the Corporate Club’s payroll…

El Froggy Mask, though, has had enough, and enters the ring, leaping off the ropes, and saving Wolf with a springboard dropkick into Rhodes’ arm, breaking the hold, and rolling out of the ring before a suddenly freed Mortimer can turn around. As he does, though, a recovered Hugh Daniels takes Wolf by surprise, scooping him and spiking him into the mat with a huge Demolisher Spike running northern lights bomb! Wolf rolls over to the ropes, making a big tag into El Froggy Mask, who takes Daniels, hammer throws him into the opposite ropes, meeting him on the rebound with a leaping spiral lariat. As Daniels gets up from the strike, Froggy runs off the ropes again, this time hitting with a blindside flying shoulder block. El Froggy then runs back to the opposite ropes, leaping off, and blasting Daniels with a springboard dropkick, which sends the Demolisher stumbling into the ropes, tagging in the Immovable Object! El Froggy immediately goes on the attack with one of his trademark dropkicks, connecting squarely with his opponent’s chest…and merely bounces off! Rhodes continues forward, merely shrugging off another dropkick. Froggy sees himself in trouble, and rushes over to the corner to tag in Skurai…but Gary makes the unexpected tag before the Ninja Lord can do so himself!

Bardo: That idiot…

Fisher: This might not be good here!

Gary rushes into the ring, bouncing off the ropes, as Rhodes misses with a grapple attempt. Gary then rushes off the side ropes, rolling under a big boot, and as Rhodes turns around, goes for a boot of his own! Colossus, though, easily catches it, lifting Gary up in a neck/leg hold, going for his crippling Titan Breaker…but Skurai’s not going to let that happen, and interferes with a dashing neckbreaker, sending Rhodes down to the mat, and Gary tumbling down upon him for a pin…

…1

…The Immovable Object *throws* Gary off of himself, and gets up to his feet, faster than he’s ever been seen to move before in the ring. Skurai, once again, enters the ring with his usual Ninja stealth, grabbing Gary, dragging him over to the corner, and making the tag in!

Fisher: Here’s the Openweight Champion!

Colossus Rhodes tries to grasp the entering Skurai by the throat, but only manages to somehow catch a somewhat awkward enzuigiri in return, flying into the corner. Skruai backs up, and charges in, connecting solidly with the Lobotomizer corner shining wizard, nearly crushing Rhodes’ skull with a flying knee! The Immovable Object steps forward out of the corner, even causing Skurai to back off…and then tumbles down to the mat. Before Skurai can go for the pin, Hugh Daniels and Sylvain Mint both pull Wolf and Froggy off the apron, sending them crashing outside into the guardrail. Gary tries to leap off onto them with a plancha, but Mint sidesteps, causing Gary to land on Wolf. Meanwhile, Daniel Ness is in the ring, stalking Skurai with a chair when…

Fisher: That’s “I Like It Loud” which can only mean one thing!

Sure enough, Freight Train McMichaelson rushes down to the ring, the #1 contender heading directly for Skurai, as Cliff Mortimer calls the match off.

Iris: According to the referee, this match is a no contest!

Bardo: Idiot, he could have restored control.

Freight Train came prepared with a microphone, and switches it on as the three men circle around, looking for an opening.

McMichaelson: Hey! Skurai! Next week, you’re goin’ down, man! But, I wanna face you at full strength, and have a real match, and that’s why…

Suddenly, Freight Train drops the microphone, and blasts Daniel Ness inside out with a Patriot Tackle! Glamour Boy Jeffery Janson and Sgt. Pilko both rush out, waved on by an annoyed Biff Taylor, and from behind, Mint and Daniels try to attack the champion and the #1 contender in the ring. Just when things look grim, “Wanksta” hits the PA, sending D-Man Daunte Thomas heading through the crowd.

D-Man: Yo, yo, yo, yo! Da D-Train is in da house!! Hey, Biff, you wanna take out my main man here, Freight Train? Ya gotta go through me first, bitch!

As if that wasn’t enough excitement for one night…Rocky Top plays, as Beau James descends from the opposite side, with the fourth microphone(and counting).

Beau: Biff, Corporate Club, ya’ll wanna run things a-round here with an iron gloved fist, but the way Ah see it, ya’ll just askin’ for a heapload of trouble!

The battle lines are drawn, with the Corporate Club team of a rib clutching Daniel Ness, Sgt. Pilko, Sylvain “Pay Day” Mint, Glamour Boy Jeffery Janson, Demolisher Hugh Daniels, and a woozy Colossus Rhodes on one side of the ring, and Skurai, Freight Train, D-Man, Wolf, Froggy, Beau, and Gary on the other. Both groups look tentative to make a move…before Biff yells to his team to attack…

Fade Out

(The brawl will be broadcast on alphacw.superihost.com later this week for your viewing pleasure! You didn’t think I’d just cut out at this point and just leave this melee for the J.P.H. Fallout Gymnasium crowd, did you?)

END OF SHOW