Saturday Night Fallout 14/01/2006

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Fallout 14/01/2006

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Felix Santana Junior vs. Kevin Fitsharris

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Felix Santana Senior vs. Anthony Kalb

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Goodfellas vs. Immovable Force/Irresistible Object

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Beau James vs. Biff Taylor

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A video sequence opens up Fallout, with an icon on the titantron. It says ’14 days’ in red letters as though they were scraped on, and on the titantron, it shows various clips quickly of past moments from Fallout. Words then appear on the titantron, saying ‘Fallout: 8th January 2005-28th January 2006’ and the fans furiously boo this as it slowly fades away.

“Take that, bitches! This isn’t your momma’s Fallout!”

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Segment: A Great Way to go out

The fans are still booing as ‘Ginger’s Theme’ hits the PA system, however he doesn’t walk out, or even appear. Instead he’s shown at his office, sitting and facing the camera.

Gingerdude: Over the past year, Fallout has given us many great things. Matches, memories, but mainly the dedication that these wrestlers put into the show.

The fans give a congratulatory standing ovation in respect of the wrestlers.

Gingerdude: However all good things must come to an end…for the time being at least. You see as the ACW expands, other things need to change…some for better, some for worse. And Fallout will be one of those shows for the worst…because you see, Fallout is getting cancelled.

The arena erupts for boos and jeers, but Gingerdude chuckles to himself, holding up his hand.

Gingerdude: Haha, I’m just kidding…damn I should try stand-up.

Silence.

Gingerdude: Anyways Fallout WILL be changing, and it WILL be for the better. Ragnarok will be the last show under the conventional method we have now, and after that Fallout will be revolutionized. It will no longer be a ‘C’ show, but rather be a training camp for the youngsters on Fallout, as well as for some of your favourite superstars. A brand new start for Fallout. New arena, new attitude, and new action.

The fans slowly begin to like this idea.

Gingerdude: The shows will be moved to a new network as a result, but our biggest gain is the capture of a 1-hour PPV, every 3rd Friday in every month.

The fans really agree with this idea well, with several cheering for it.

Gingerdude: So in spirit of that these following weeks will have the final weeks of the current Fallout, each show will have a tribute moment to some of the finest moments on Fallout. So enjoy Fallout for what it is, because by the time the clock strikes ‘0’, the party restarts…

The titantron switches off, and the fans murmur to themselves the changes of Fallout, which appear to be positive.

Fade Out.

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Segment: Like father unlike son

The scene opens up in the locker room area, where Santana Junior and Senior are preparing for their matches tonight. Junior is taping up his wrists as Senior places on his old-school style wrestling boots.

Junior: Hey papi, what happens if we draw?

Senior slowly looks up.

Senior: Come again?

Junior: Like if I win two, and you win two. Then what?

A small smirk appears on Senior’s face.

Senior: Well we settle it normal lucha style. One on one at Ragnarok PPV.

Junior: Hey, I like the sound of that.

Junior’s about to leave the room, when suddenly Senior grabs his arm. Junior sighs slightly, turning around.

Senior: ONLY, if we draw.

Junior nods his head, a smirk again appearing from under his mask.

Fade Out.

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Match 1: Felix Santana Jr vs. Kevin Fitsharris (Credit: Tornado)

Philip gets into the ring to announce the first match of the evening. The crowd goes wild with expectation.

Philip: The first match of the evening is a singles man and is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first…from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. Weighing in at 200lbs…FELIX SANTANA JUNIOR!!

‘Gasolina’ by Daddy Yankee hits and Felix walks out to a loud pop from the crowd, who are clearly up for tonight’s show. He walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on his way down.

Philip: Introducing his opponent…from San Antonio, Texas. He is one half of The Capitalists…KEVIN FITSHARRIS!!

’How do you like me now?’ by Toby Keith hits and Kevin walks out to a chorus of boos. He simply ignores them and signals to Felix, running his index finger slowly across his throat. He reaches the ring as slides in, instantly squaring up to Felix.

Bell Rings.

Fitsharris takes the initiative raking the eyes and hitting Santana Jr. with a Dropkick, he follows up with a series of vicious stomps to the head and chest of his opponent. Fitsharris finishes the stomps with an Snap Leg Drop to the back of Santana’s head. He drags Santana to his feet and hits him with a multitude of strong punches to the face followed by a Snap Suplex into the pin…

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…kickout just before the 2 count. Surprisingly Fitsharris is angered by the lack of 2 count and gives Santana a swift and stiff kick to the head to show his displeasure. While Santana holds his face from the pain of the kick Fitsharris grabs his legs, pulls them wide and stomps a vicious low blow causing Santana to yelp in pain. This gives Fitsharris something to smile about as the fans boo his profusely. Fitsharris takes too long mocking Santana before deciding to drag him to his feet and receives a low blow for his troubles. Santana plays up to the crowd by performing a kip-up and the Jack Briscoe roll-up which only receives a one count and is more for the fans than for a real attempt at a pin.

Santana pulls off an impressive sting of moves hitting; the Spinning Headscissors to DDT, the Double Wrist Clutch Suplex, and the Follow-through Hip toss, all in quick succession but Fitsharris seems surprisingly unfazed as he gets back his feet and knocks Santana down with a huge clothesline followed by many more angry stomps. Fitsharris signals that the time is nigh and sits Santana up, going for the Black Tuesday. However, Santana catches Fitsharris unawares and rolls him up in a cradle pin…

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…Fitsharris kicks out a fraction of a second after the 3 count and cannot conceal the shock on his face.

Philip: And your winner by pinfall…FELIX SANTANA JUNIOR!!

Felix looks a stunned as Fitsharris as he rolls out of the ring and quickly walks up the ramp to the applause of the fans.

Fade Out.

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Segment: An Ass-kicking alliance

Wolf is seen punching a punch bag on his own in his locker room. He beats the punch bag down pretty hard, when there’s a knock on the door. Wolf continues punching the bag, hitting it much harder than before. There’s a second knock and Wolf delivers a final punch on the buckle holding the bag up. It snaps, and the bag falls to the ground as the door opens. Wolf turns around, throwing a fist but manages to stop himself when he sees D-Train walk through the door.

McMichaelson: Hey man. We just want to say that we think it’s cool that you’re fighting Biff.

Daunte Thomas: Yeah I remember when we two fought in order to keep him on Fallout. But he’s changed since that, and he’s become a grade A Cock Jockey.

The three laugh at the comment, with Wolf looking as though he wants to ask the two something, however the words don’t come out of his mouth. McMichaelson just steps forward, offering his help.

McMichaelson: Hey Wolf, we saw that you made a 5 on 5 match at Ragnarok against Biff’s team, and I was wondering. Could myself and the D-Man here be on your team for the match?

Wolf smiles, nodding his head.

Wolf: Sure. I’d consider it nothing short of an honor for you two to be on my team. And I really appreciate it.

Thomas: Hey it’s no problem man. You know that we’ll always be there for those in need. And we-

He looks at his mobile, checking the time.

Thomas: Ah shit man, we gotta run. But remember that us three, we piss on whatever competition Biff’s team has.

McMichaelson: Yeah.

Wolf: Alright guys, thanks a lot. See you around.

D-Train leave the room and Wolf just waits, sitting on a chair with a small grin on his face.

Fade Out.

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Match 2: Santana Senior vs. Anthony Kalb (Credit: Jonny Spade)

Fans are excited and eager to see more action in the ring as Phillip is standing there with a microphone in hand.

Phillip: Making his way down to the ring he is a member of the Senatorial Stable and one half of the Capitalists……Anthony Kalb!

Anthony makes his way down to the ring getting a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd as Money by Pink Floyd plays on the P.A system. He walks up the steps and steps through the ropes and taunts some more while in the ring. He then stands there and waits for his opponent.

Phillip: And his opponent making his way down to the ring from the Dominican Republic he weighs in at 205 pounds…Felix Santana Senior!!

A band makes their way out onto the stage and start performing Latin music as Santana Senior shows up on stage to as well a mix of boos and cheers from the crowd. He slides into the ring and stands up quickly before Anthony can try anything while he was still on the mat. The ref asks both of them if they are ready to fight and both give a little nod to show that they are and the ref tells the time keeper to ring the bell to get the match underway.

*bell rings*

Both men circle the ring looking at each other waiting for someone to make the first move. After a while both move to the center of the ring and get into a tie up. This lets Kalb get the upper hand on Santana and apply a headlock onto Santana. However, Santana is quickly there to counter the move into a reverse suplex and that is successful to dropping Kalb onto the back of his neck making him dazed for a little time. Santana then crawls over to Anthony and instead of going to the cover he grabs his arm and applies a Hammerlock to him which wakes him up of any dazed trance he was in and makes him then start screaming in pain, but he was able to roll out of it break the hold and while in the process giving him a few punches to the head.

Kalb quickly then gets up and so does Santana and they look at each other and the crowd mildly cheers for their agility and they once again circle the ring. This time Kalb quickly charges at Senior and gives him some quick punches to his face and pushes him against the ropes behind him and whips him off to the opposite ropes only to have it reversed by Senior and he bends down in anticipation of a back body drop but Anthony spots this and instead does a sunset flip and gets Senior in the pin and the ref starts to count and Anthony notices that he is near the ropes and reaches for them and secures the 1,2,3 over Santana. He rolls out of the ring before the ref suspects anything.

Phillip: Here is your winner of the match… Anthony Kalb!!

Kalb jumps to his feet, with his arms raised. He's done what his fellow Capitalist failed to do, but likewise Senio has failed what his son managed to do earlier in the show. Kalb doesn't care about all that though, and instead slips out of the ring, mimmicking dusting his shoulder.

Fade Out.

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Segment: The Graduate (Credit: Senator)

Coming back from the break, the camera is situated on a scene in Tim Dwight’s gym. All the dojo trainees are standing in a line facing Mr. Dwight, who has a plaque under his arm and a bright look on his face.

Dwight: As all of you are aware, we here in the Dwight Gym have traveled a long, often thankless road. However, many of you have grown a great deal since starting your time here, and as such, a few of you are going to progress past this step in your careers. The person who is graduating today, though, will not be going straight to the Fallout ring. Instead, he will remain with me here in the Dwight Gym as an assistant trainer on the weekdays, and will become the new play by play announcer for Fallout when it picks up its new format. Dean Bardo, congratulations! You are now the second graduate of the Dwight Gym, following “Marxist” Joseph Harpo!

Bardo walks up to his former trainer/current boss, bows, and accepts the plaque, as the rest of the trainees cheer.

Stan H. Johnston is the first to walk up, nearly wrenching Bardo’s arm out of its socket with a hearty handshake.

Johnston: There you go, buddy! Don’t be too hard on us now!

X-Treme Kid: Nice to see you graduate…but you can still…suck it!

XTK goes for the handshake, but instead reaches back, adjusts his baseball cap, and does a crotch chop.

Everyman: Haven’t been here long, but that doesn’t mean I can’t wish you well.

Cool Flame walks up without a word, as usual, and shakes Bardo’s hand, followed by a somewhat hung-over Jeremy Wylde, and the rather large headed pair of Ken Williams and Jason Daniels.

Williams: Uhhh, good to see you go.

Daniels: Yeah! Good to see you go! Wait, uh, shut up, Ken!

Bardo: Well, I’d just like to thank all of you for your thanks, and I guess I’ll see you sooner than later.

Dean Bardo, never much a man for elaborate speeches, heads back to the film room as the rest of the inhabitants in the Dwight Gym go back to their workout routines.

Fade Out

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Match 3: The Goodfellas vs. The Irresistible Force & the Immovable Object
(Credit: Senator)

As the next match begins, a replay of the highlights from the Goodfellas’ match from last week against the Royles plays on the Alphatron, much to the visible displeasure of the losers of the aforementioned match, Tony the Rod and Eddie the Wire, who are standing in the entranceway.

Phillip: Announcing first, at a combined weight of four hundred and thirty five pounds, the team of Tony the Rod and Eddie the Wire, the Goodfellas!

The Goodfellas walk down the entrance ramp, Tony the Rod doing a series of shadow boxing routines on the way to the ring, and Eddie the Wire walking straight to the ring with a cold look on his face.

Phillip: Announcing next, at a combined weight of an even six hundred pounds, the Irresistible Force, Julio Riviera, and the Immovable Object, Colossus Rhodes!

The new Fallout team enters the Arena, surveying the crowd, Riviera walks up to several of the more attractive females in the front row, doing a sort of a Rick Rude style hip swivel. For his part, Rhodes lumbers his way down to the ring, walking up the ring steps, and stepping over the top rope to enter the ring. Both teams talk for a moment, and the Rod decides to start things off against Riviera. The bell rings, and the two legal competitors face off in the center of the ring. The men go for a tie-up, which Riviera quickly shifts into a side headlock. Tony the Rod though, is able to counter the move into a backdrop suplex, which is evaded when the Irresistible Force flips backward out of the move, landing on his feet. The Rod turns around, and rapidly spins again, going for a spinning crescent kick, which Riviera ducks, and as the Rod lands, leaps into the air with a dropkick of his own, but Tony is able to sidestep the attack, and both men strike a fighting pose as they gain their bearings, prompting a cheer from the crowd.

The Rod, though, decides that a deadlock is not good enough, and walks over, tagging in the Wire. Eddie the Wire enters the ring immediately with a hard overhead punch, knocking Riviera on his back. As Julio reaches his feet, he’s immediately brought down again with a heavy middle roundhouse to the ribs. Riviera rolls back to his feet, and swiftly meets an approaching Wire with a low altitude dropkick to the knees. The Irresistible Force seems somewhat shaken by the Wire’s assault, but nevertheless is able to gain his bearings and, connect with a series of open hand strikes to the head, before running off the ropes, and throwing his opponent down with a springboard satellite headscissors takedown. Eddie the Wire reaches his feet, only to be caught in another swinging headscissors takedown, a double rotation variation, similar to Dragon Kid’s Déjà vu.

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Riviera celebrates his offence by pointing to a woman in the audience, and blowing a kiss, but is decidedly taken off guard when the freshly tagged in Tony the Rod strikes him in the back of the head with a flying forearm smash. Riviera flies out of the ring through the ropes, which causes an angry Colossus Rhodes to enter the ring, knocking the Rod down with an overhead elbow, and sending the Wire to the mat with a huge scoop slam before walking back to his corner. As Julio Riviera enters the ring, he sees the fallen Wire, and slaps a camel clutch on him, not realizing that he’s no longer the legal man. The recovering Rod sees the predicament, and rescues his tag partner with a stiff dropkick to Riviera’s head. The Goodfella lifts his opponent to his feet, and then drives him against the ropes with a blinding flurry of boxing style jabs to the head and hooks to the body. The Rod then tags the Wire back in, holding him in an abdominal stretch to open up a knee strike to the body. The Wire whips his opponent into the ropes, and catches him with a nasty tilt-a-whirl slam on the way back, going for the cover…

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…Riviera kicks out! The Irresistible Force attempts to crawl to his corner and make the much needed tag, but the Wire cuts him off with an elbow drop. Eddie the Wire drops three more elbows before clamping on a grounded Mafia Sleeper. (Dragon Sleeper) Riviera looks to be almost out of the competition, as referee Jessie Reynolds raises his arm once, and it drops. He lifts the arm again…and it drops again. The crowd is somewhat undecided on who to cheer in the match, but start to support the Irresistible Force as his arm is lifted for a third time…and it stays up! Julio Riviera is in no shape to escape the hold with a spectacular counter, but a few back elbow smashes to Eddie the Wire’s arm suffice, and a dual tag is made!

Colossus Rhodes legally enters the match for the first time, as a somewhat panic-struck Tony the Rod stands in the ring facing a foe an entire foot taller than himself and more than two hundred pounds heavier. The Rod, though, does not tag back out, and circles around Rhodes, sizing the gargantuan competitor up, and looking for some weakness to exploit. Tony the Rod rebounds off the ropes, but thinks better of attempting a flying attack, and instead, rushes in with a series of swinging right hooks, trying to reach his opponent’s jaw. Rhodes seems barely affected by the attacks, and grabs the Rod by the throat, knocking him down with a huge headbutt. The Rod gets back to his feet, and this time tries to leap up on Rhodes to deliver mounted punches, but is tossed back to the mat. Tony rolls back head over heels, and upon reaching his feet, again charges Colossus Rhodes, this time with his flying forearm smash, but is caught in a bearhug…and slammed nearly through the mat. Rhodes goes for the pin…

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…Eddie the Wire enters the ring, stomps on his giant opponent to break up the pin, drags the Rod over to the Goodfellas’ corner, and stepping onto the apron, makes the tag! The Wire goes back into the ring, only to see Rhodes reach one knee, but is not daunted, and fires away with right hands. Rhodes’s head snaps back on the hard punches, but he still reaches his feet with little other effect from the blows. The Wire keeps throwing punches, somewhat staggering Colossus Rhodes, and heartened by the effects of his attacks, Eddie rebounds off the ropes, and returns with a leaping lariat...which only bounces off Rhodes. The Wire gets back to his feet, going for another lariat, but is sent flying when Rhodes’s knee meets him in the gut on the way up with a kitchen sink. The Wire rolls back, tagging Tony the Rod back in, and the pair connect with a double side kick on their opponent before the Wire leaves the ring. Tony walks back, and leaping off the turnbuckle, hits a missile dropkick on Colossus Rhodes, but still can not knock the big man down. The Rod springs back off the middle rope, going for a leaping version of his inverted DDT, but Rhodes catches him in mid air, swinging him around into a spinning sidewalk slam, covering for the pin…

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…The Wire breaks up another pinfall attempt and fires away with stomps to the head of Rhodes until referee Jessie Reynolds forces him out of the ring. Tony the Rod and Colossus Rhodes both lay on the mat, but each are able to show enough signs of consciousness to convince the referee to refrain from starting a ten count. The Immovable Object slowly gets up before the Rod can do so himself, and clutches his opponent by the throat, choking him on the ground for a four count. As Reynolds attempts to break the choke, Rhodes then tosses the Rod onto his feet and into the Goodfellas’ turnbuckle all in one motion. Eddie the Wire takes advantage of the move by tagging in right before Rhodes charges in with a titanic corner lariat that both silences the live audience, and absolutely levels Tony the Rod, who limply rolls out of the ring.

The Wire immediately enters the ring with a forearm to his opponent’s head, pulling Rhodes’s head down and delivering another forearm smash. Eddie throws another forearm, and keeps up the assault with his overhand punches, slowly bringing the big man down, and as Rhodes staggers, the Wire takes advantage, stepping back and lashing out with a potentially match ending Mafia Kick to the jaw of his opponent…but Rhodes not only does not fall over, but he actually completely no sells the stiff kick, and snaps his head back, staring intensely at his opponent! Eddie the Wire slowly backs off, turns to the side, seeing that Reynolds is still checking on the Rod outside the ring, the Wire gives a shrug and a irreverent “what the heck” look to the audience, and turns back around, kicking Rhodes solidly below the belt. THIS gets a reaction from the giant, doubling him over. Rhodes stumbles over to his corner, and the Wire actually lets him tag in his partner. Julio Riviera is fired up, and enters the ring with a flying mushroom stomp to the back of the Wire, flipping off, rolling to his feet, running off the ropes, and hitting a Lou Thesz Press on the return for the pin…

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…The Wire kicks out of the pin, but Riviera seems not to care, leaping off the ropes again, and hitting a turnaround springboard leg drop, once again diving forward after rolling back on the impact, and going for the pin…

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…Once again, the Wire kicks out! Riviera’s energy still is sustained, though, as he whips the Wire into the ropes, and on the rebound, catches him with a monkey flip into the ropes, sending the former Mafia man’s head crashing into the mat. Riviera turns him over, and once again, locks in his camel clutch. The Wire struggles, but can not escape the move with sheer power alone. Tony the Rod, though, finally manages to recover on the outside, and seeing his tag partner in trouble, runs in with a dropkick to the head, knocking Riviera off the Wire in the same fashion that he used earlier. Eddie the Wire reaches his feet, and the Irresistible Force attempts to tie-up for a grapple, the Wire catches him in a full nelson and slams him into the mat. The Wire then lifts Riviera up, dragging him to the corner, and then making the tag to the Rod, who rushes over, knocking Rhodes off the apron with a forearm. Simultaneously, the Wire picks his opponent up, but Riviera makes a last ditch effort, going for a hurricanrana, however, the Wire only sees it coming, and is able to hold onto Riviera’s legs, and catch his opponent in what first looks like a piledriver setup. As if that was not bad enough, as the Wire steps over Riviera’s arms, holding him in a similar position to the setup for the Styles Clash, it becomes clear that it’s time for the dreaded Omerta! Tony the Rod comes back off the far ropes with a sliding dropkick to Riviera’s unprotected face, which connects with a resounding smack and turns him over, covering for the pin…

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Phillip: Your winners, Eddie the Wire and Tony the Rod, the Goodfellas!

All participants in the match nearly collapse from exhaustion when Jessie Reynolds raises the Goodfellas’ arms in the air. However, Rhodes and Riviera both muster enough energy to get up and walk across the ring, and stare the victors down. This lasts for a few uncomfortable moments as each side eyes each other from differing perspectives, the Goodfellas with a barely contained pride, and Riviera/Rhodes with the pain of defeat in their eyes, but they do see eye to eye on one thing, a sense of mutual respect for a match well fought, as they extend their hands in a brief handshake, sending each team to depart to the backstage area separately.

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Segment: Holding Grudges

Wolf and Beau James are walking down the hallway, with Beau James holding his SSW Heavyweight championship. They are getting ready for Beau’s match with Biff later tonight, however just before they reach the curtain, several security guards huddle around them, grabbing Wolf.

Wolf: Hey, what’s going on here!?

Beau tries to fight back but the security guards catch him. Biff is then quick to appear, explaining his reasoning.

Biff: hey you two. You see Wolf, whenever there’s a match like this, you always end up comin’ down to the ring and causin’ hell like you do. But tonight, I’ve decided to keep from interfering in tonight’s match.

Wolf: What? That’s not fair!

Beau: No Wolf, I can take him.

Beau smiles, and Wolf then stops fighting back, allowing the security guards to take him away. Beau then shoves past Biff, and we leave with Biff smirking as he dials a number, but we fade out before anything is heard.

Fade Out.

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Match 4: Beau James vs. Biff Taylor

The fans are ready for this final match, but several are still mad at Wolf’s omission, as Philip enters the ring ready to announce the match.

Philip: the following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming first to the ring, your Fallout General Manager…being accompanied to the ring by the Glamour Boy Jeffrey Janson, weighing at 305 lbs…Biff Taylor!

Immigrant Song by Jimmy Hendrix hits, and the arena erupts with jeers as Biff walks out through the curtains in full wrestling gear, with the Glamour Boy behind him with that face mask covering his face. Biff walks down the ring with a firm grin on his face, and as he gets to the ring, Janson quickly jumps up, sitting on the ropes and allowing Biff into the ring. Biff climbs in and the Glamour Boy stays on the outside as Biff awaits his opponent.

Philip: And from Kingsport, Tennessee, weighing at 307 lbs…’The King of Kingsport’ and the SSW champion, Beau James!

The fans go nuts as ‘Rocky Top’ hits and Beau James walks out alone. He slowly walks down the ramp, calmly acknowledging the fans and some of the signs that have been made before looking at Biff in the ring. Beau waits outside the ring, taking a deep breath before sliding into the ring. However his music suddenly cuts, and Biff grabs a microphone.

Biff: Hold it right there Beau-boy. I have a proposition. Since we’re both South boys, how about we challenge for that little title you have there?

Beau looks around, nodding with approval. He hands it to the referee, who holds it up high, with Biff holding a large smile across his face.

Bell Rings.

Beau James is only 2 lbs heavier than Biff, but it rarely makes a difference as the two hosses meet up in the center of the ring. Biff tries to throw a forearm, but Beau cunningly sneaks under the arm and behind Biff, locking in a cool sleeper hold. Biff is full on energy however, and a couple of elbows to the rib later and he’s out of the hold. Biff turns around, forcing Beau backwards with several shots to the head. Beau is now being forced at the ropes, and Biff decides to whip him, only for Beau to reverse it. Beau ducks down, but Biff sees this coming and kicks Beau in the head, forcing him into a groggy standing position. Biff grabs Beau by the head, and drives the head down to the knee of Biff. Biff lifts Beau’s head up again, and again hits it against his knee. He does this a third time but this time Beau falls to the ground. Biff looks pretty happy for himself as he slowly lifts Beau up to his feet. He throws Beau at the ropes, and attempts a Powerslam but Beau holds his ground, refusing to allow Biff to hit the move. Instead Beau takes Biff down to the ground in a judo-type move, quickly locking in a ground hammerlock. Biff is quick to shout in pain as Beau applies pressure to the hold quickly, but Biff manages to struggle over to the ropes, and Beau releases the hold.

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Beau climbs to his feet, allowing Biff to do so as well. Biff gets a kick to the shins, and Beau then takes him down with a firm shoulder block. The SSW champion looks to be on top shape as he grabs Biff by the foot, attempting to lock in a form of heel hook. But with his free foot, Biff squirms around and kicks Beau in the hamstring, which forces Beau down to his knees. Biff then jumps up and runs, planting a knee to the face of Beau. The fans boo as Biff makes the cover, but Beau manages to kick out before three. Biff looks a little annoyed, but he’s content with continuing the match. He lifts Beau up, hitting and Irish Whip but Beau ducks his clothesline, hitting a belly to back slam. Biff falls awkwardly on his face but it means nothing to Beau, who just rests in a seated position. He climbs to his feet and walks over to the turnbuckle, where he slowly climbs the turnbuckle. However before he can get to the second turnbuckle, Biff is on his feet, and he grabs Beau by the tights, forcing him down to the ground. Beau lands with a painful thud, and Biff makes the cover:

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…but Beau gets a shoulder up before three. Biff looks a little more annoyed as he climbs to his feet, thinking of why he failed to win the match. But he knows he has time and power on his side, especially since Wolf had been escorted out of the building. He climbs to his feet, but Beau quickly darts forward, taking Biff by surprise with a rolling move into an armbar. Beau forces the armbar three times before removing it, but Biff knows he’s in for it as he slowly climbs to his feet, and Beau hits his Neckbreaker. Beau then points to the turnbuckle, and the fans cheer as Beau slowly climbs up to the second rope. He points down to Biff, and the fans cheer again as Beau leaps off the second turnbuckle with a knee drop. The move connects, although Beau gets more of the floor than he would have liked, and because of this Biff is allowed space to move. Biff manages to get to his feet, and because he gets there first he has a clear advantage. He waits in the corner, almost stalking Beau as the SSW champion climbs to his feet. He turns around and runs at Biff, but Biff hits a Powerslam. Biff grins as he makes the cover, certain of victory this time:

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…but once again, Biff manages to kick out! Beau at this point has had enough, and he slides out the ring, grabbing the SSW title. He then enters the ring, about to hit Beau with it but the referee intervenes, halting Biff from hitting Beau. But whilst the two wrestle over the title, the Glamour Boy slides in, only to have Beau take him down with a drop toe hold. Beau lifts him up as Biff tries to get at him, but with the title in his hand the referee stops him, unbeknownst to the action behind. Beau hits his DDT on the Glamour Boy with such force that it breaks the protective mask that hides GB’s face. Beau throws him out of the ring, building momentum as he runs, locking in a Cobra Clutch on Biff. This takes Biff by surprise, and he drops the title immediately. Beau shakes him around a little to increase pressure, and Biff appears to be fading. The referee decides to make the arm-hold, but Biff shows signs after the second drop of the arm. Biff fights back with several shots to the ribs, turning around and low blowing Beau hard in the ‘area’. The referee has no hesitation in calling for the ball, as Biff takes Beau down with a kick to the chest.

Philip: Here is your winner by a result of a disqualification...AND STILL SSW Champion…Beau James!

Biff continues his assault with several kicks to the ribs of Beau, and the referee calls for the bell again as several agents rush down to the ring to stop Biff’s attack. But suddenly Biff stops before they reach the ring, sliding out and grabbing a microphone.

Biff: I suppose y’all be wondering why I ended the match like I did.

The crowd boos.

Biff: Well the point is, I never finished the match!

The crowd are more hushed, not knowing what to expect.

Biff: May I present to you, Mr. Tony Givens, the SSW Chairman!

A man with black hair, graying in certain areas with a brown suit walks out. He’s rather small, but is a tidy-looking man, holding a microphone in his hand.

Givens: The man you see in the ring is an imposter, and a terrible ambassador for the federation we call SSW. He is a cheat, with his lies and fables in order to keep that title. Well I say we have no more of it!

The fans boo Givens.

Givens: However there is one rule that has been forgotten in SSW. The reason is that of etiquette, rather than it being a rule itself. The issue of a ‘low blow’ is not against the laws, but rather that the wrestlers show enough respect for each other not to perform it. Now normally I’d stick by this, but when someone such as Beau James is making such a mess of the title, by all means let this match continue!