Saturday Night Fallout 07/01/2006

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Fallout 07/01/2006

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D-Man Daunte Thomas vs. Daniel Ness

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'Dangerous' Nick Alger vs. 004

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The Royles vs. The Goodfellas

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Rena vs. Gary & Gooner

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Junior Tag Titles (Biff guest referee)
Lost Boys vs. Beau James/Wolf

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Fallout opens with a shot of the Lost Boys claiming Junior Tag Team title gold, celebrating as they hold up the titles.

“Take that, bitches! This isn’t your momma’s Fallout!”

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Opening segment: Ruthless Aggression

Fallout opens with the typical pyro explosions, and as this happens ‘Mongolian Wolf Star’ hits the PA system and Wolf walks out through the titantron to a huge pop from the fans. The 6’7” star of Fallout walks down, looking quite smug in a suit as he slowly enters the ring, and climbs to his feet. He calmly takes a microphone handed to him by a ringside crew member and waits for the ‘Wolf’ chants to stop, before rubbing his hands, almost with delight.

Wolf: Ever since I returned to Fallout I’ve been praised by everyone. I’ve been praised by the likes of Latino, BK London, and even the Capitalists.

Wolf pauses as the fans give a customary boo.

Wolf: But they all had one single message, and that was that they were proud that I was stepping forward and confronting my boss. Now I’m not one to start conflict, but I felt proud at what I had started. I mean for example my conflict with the boss resulted in a show in Kuala Lumpur, where both Beau James and I managed to get a draw against Biff and Glamour Boy.

More boos, this time for Biff and the Glamour Boy.

Wolf: However I don’t want to deal with those two anymore. In Kuala Lumpur I learnt that you can fight the boss, but no matter how hard you try you will not win. So Biff, I just wanted to say that I no longer have any business working against you or Jeffrey. Instead, I admit defeat.

The fans boo as Wolf walks around the ring, slowly, with his head pointed down.

Wolf: Because instead, in a match sanctioned by the chairman himself, Beau James and myself will be facing off against the Lost Boys for the ACW Junior Tag Team Championships!

The fans cheer as ‘Mongolian Wolf Star’ hits again and Wolf makes his exit from the ring. Wolf dusts himself off, and walks down the aisle way and up the ramp, as the camera fades to black.

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Segment: Biting the lower lip

We cut straight from the ring area to backstage, where the Lost Boys are seen sitting, and this gets a pop from the crowd. They both hold their junior tag title belts over their shoulders, but look quite concerned as Uriel grabs the remote, turning the television off.

Uriel: Shit man. I mean Beau James is a tough nut, but he’s beatable. But look at Wolf!

Memnoch stands to his feet, and rests his arm on the wall.

Memnoch: Dude, brother, I know it’s going to be tough, but we’re going to beat them! I mean we can just use the tactics we used in the tables, ladders…AND chairs match, which was to make our, like, opponents really tired and hit them when they least expect it.

Uriel: Yeah but dude, we don’t have the TLC on our side any more. And have you seen Wolf? He’s like a powerhouse! He’d rip us to shreds!

Memnoch: Dude, relax. It’ll be ok. We just gotta do what we always do.

Uriel is about to speak, but instead pauses and looks at his brother.

Uriel: Dude, like have you been smoking pot?

Memnoch: The very same.

Uriel: Dude we can’t do that anymore, remember? That’s how Zephyr got kicked out.

There’s an awkward pause.

Uriel: Let me have some.

Memnoch: No.

Fade Out.

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Match 1: D-Man Daunte Thomas vs. Daniel Ness (Credit: Tornado)


As we return from the commercials Philip is already in the centre of the ring, mic in hand.

Philip: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…from Chicago, Illinois…”D-Man” DAUNTE THOMAS!

”Wanksta” by 50 Cent pumps out of the speakers and the crowd give a loud pop and The D-Man struts down to the ring, clearly confident in his ability. He slides into the ring and the ref instantly sends him to his corner to complete a thorough search due to Daunte’s infamous reputation.

Philip: And his opponent …from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvannia…DANIEL NESS!

”Survival of the Sickest” by Saliva hits and Ness walks out to a chorus of boos which he simply laughs off. He strikes a muscle man pose, which brings another shower of boos down on him, he laughs once again and walks down the ramp, flexing his muscles as he goes. He reaches the steps and walks up them, stopping in the centre of the apron to do another muscle man pose to gaud the crowd.

The D-Man clearly tries for a cheap shot but is held back by the ref. As Ness gets into the ring he taunts D-Man who, once again, needs restraining by the ref. Ness laughs as he slips out of his jacket, letting it drop to the canvas, and hits D-Man with a cheap shot. The strength of the punch and the surprise knock Thomas off his feet which seems to greatly amuse Ness who follows up with some cheap kicks to the ribs.

Bell Rings.

The match begins as D-Man gets to his feet and the ref removes Ness’ jacket from the ring, failing to check the pockets. The two men square up in the centre of the ring and Ness ducks around behind D-Man, going for a German Suplex but instead receives a number of strong elbow shots to the head. The clearly irate Daunte Thomas follows up with a swift knee to the gut followed by a strong uppercut which knocks Ness off his feet. He keeps on top of Ness repeatedly stomping on him until the referee is forced to drag him off. D-Man throws the ref off and hits Ness with the Commando Elbow to the throat. He covers…

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…Kickout just before the 2 count. D-Man gets to his feet; a little annoyed his offence didn’t have more of an effect on his opponent. Ness does a kip-up and gives a cocky grin to D-Man who lets his temper get the better of him and charges. Ness lowers his centre of gravity and hits the charging D-Man with a highly impressive Belly-to-Belly Suplex which sends him sailing over the top rope to the outside. Ness turns around to see D-Man sprawled on the floor outside the ring. He smiles to himself and rolls under the bottom rope, determined not to lose his advantage. He pulls D-Man to his feet and goes for a DDT but he is surprised when his lax effort is blocked. Ness pauses for a second, shocked at D-Man’s spirit, this pause proves to be a big mistake on the part of Daniel Ness as D-Man hits him with a Running Kick to the ribs out of nowhere. He follows it up with a High Angle Scoop Slam before rolling Ness back into the ring as the ref counts 7. D-Man slides into the ring and hits Ness with another barrage of vicious stomps before covering…

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…Kickout just after the 2 count. D-Man looks disappointed with the count and claps his hands at the ref to suggest he hurries up. He attempts to pull Ness to his feet but is stopped by a vicious low-blow which sends him to the ground clutching his ‘Family Jewels’ in a seated position. Ness follows up by slingshotting off the ropes to hit a Running Low Dropkick to D-Man’s face. He covers…

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2…Kickout just on the 2 count. Ness seems to be getting frustrated with himself but decides to rectify the situation by pulling off a reel of moves. However, D-Man has other ideas and he wriggles out of Ness’ grasp after being hit by a Slingshot Vertical Suplex followed by a Knee Facebuster. He slips out of the ring to take a breather and the ref starts to count…

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…D-Man slides back into the ring and Ness charges at him, going for a flying clothesline, D-Man ducks and Ness instead hits the ref but doesn’t seem too bothered by the fact the ref is laid out as he rolls out of the ring. Unknown to D-Man, Ness pulls out a pair of brass knuckles from his jacket pocket and slips them on. He hides them as he slides into the ring and nails D-Man between the eyes, busting him open. Ness disposes of the offending weapon as the ref starts to revive himself. The ref gets to his feet to see Ness completing the Ness-esary as the crowd groan. Ness covers…

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Philip: And you’re winner, by pinfall…DANIEL NESS!

Boo’s echo around the arena as Ness celebrates, proudly showing off the Brass Knuckles he uses to gain victory.

Fade Out.

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We cut to a blue screen, and ‘D-Man’ Daunte Thomas and ‘Freight Train’ Steve McMichaelson appear, and sit down in front of it. They are the first team to do this review, and both look rather calm as Thomas begins.

Daunte Thomas: Hey yo, the D-Train is in da house! We’re not like those other teams out there! My dawgs out there may want to see us with the ACW Junior Tag Titles, but we both understand that it don’t matter how long it takes to get there, as long as we keep our eyes on the prize, and don’t get sidetracked, we’ll get those belts in due time. Oh, ya’ll know we want those belts, and we want them now, but we’re not suckas, and we understand that we can’t just march up there and get them right away! Naw, but we WILL get those belts, dawg, and we’ll get them gangsta style!

Steve McMichaelson: You’re damn right we’re going to get those belts! We might take the road less traveled to get there, but when we get that title match on our terms, we’re gonna take those belts and anyone who gets in the way of the D-Train’s gonna get run straight over! Those belts are gonna be ours, and I hope whoever has them before that day will keep them nice and shiny for us!

The two exit, and we fade to black.

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Match 2: ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger vs. 004 (Credit: Jonny Spade)

Fans are excited to see the next match take place as Phillip is in the ring and is ready to introduce the competitors.

Phillip: Making his way to the ring at 255 pounds…He is “Dangerous” Nicholas Anger!

Eagleheart by Stratovarius starts up on the PA system as DNA makes his way down the rampway. Fans boo him as he gets into the ring and DNA climbs the turnbuckle on the opposite side and taunts the fans more to get more heat from the crowd. He hops back down and waits for his opponent.

Phillip: And his opponent. He weighs in at 180 pounds…He is Double-Oh-Four!

Doll-Daga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag by Marilyn Manson starts to play and fans cheer for 004 as he makes his way down the rampway. He slaps hands with the fans at ringside and then slides into the ring to taunt the crowd getting them to cheer some more.

DNA gets impatient and knocks him down from behind and the ref signals for the bell to get the match underway.

*bell rings*

The match gets underway and DNA pulls 004 to the center of the ring and quickly goes for the cover but is only able to get a 1 count on it. DNA gets up quickly and stalks 004 for sometime as 004 slowly starts to get up slowly. DNA charges towards him and while 004 is up on one knee DNA gives him a jumping knee strike that sends him back to the mat hard. DNA, looking to end this one quickly, walks over to his legs and tries to put him into the Critical Condition, 004 however realises what he is about to do and quickly tries to squirm out of it and he is able to counter it into a inside cradle pin attempt and the ref starts to count again but he to only get a 1 count on DNA.

004 quickly gets up and stomps away at DNA but unfortunately due to DNA being the bigger man of the two he is able to push 004 away to the other side of the ring into the turnbuckle which stuns 004 a little. This gives DNA time to recover. Once he stands up he sees that 004 is still in the turnbuckle taking a breather and Anger charges at him with all he had, only to have 004 move out of the way at the last moment causing DNA to run right into the turnbuckle and stumbling backwards. To which 004 takes advantage and rolls DNA up into a small package pin this time to only though get a 2 count.

DNA, now turning red in the face from anger, charges back towards 004 this time being successful into getting him into the corner. He lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and sits him on top of it. DNA climbs up and gives a superplex down to the mat. But instead of letting go, DNA shifts his body around and applies a scissored choke sleeper hold. 004 squirms around quickly and tries to look for an opening where he can reach for the ropes. After awhile he isn’t successful with it and has no choice but to tap out to DNA.

Phillip: Here is your winner….DNA!!

The fans cheer loudly as DNA releases the hold, and climbs the turnbuckle in celebration. 004 meanwhile feels his neck, clearly in considerable pain as the referee checks to him. DNA leaves the ring, with his arms raised.

Fade Out.

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Segment: Goodfellas review the tag team division (Credit: Senator)

We cut back to the blue screen, where this time the Goodfellas, who lost to the Royles in the tag team tournament come to sit down and give their thoughts.

Tony the Rod: The Royles think they can get away with the travesty of justice that they attempted to perpetrate upon us! I’ll say right away that those tag titles are going to situate themselves right around our waists, but before that, the Goodfellas have a little respect issue to take care of…

Eddie the Wire: We was screwed. They’re not getting away with their actions. It’s not personal, only business and we take care of business. Nobody deals with the Goodfellas like the Royles did…

The Rod: Not with impunity, they don’t!

The Wire: And especially a pair of fruitcakes like those two losers. It’s business, but we’ll personally be sure to crush you two…

The Rod: Like a large cardboard box being compacted inside the interior of a waste disposal vehicle! As my associate previously stated, it’s just business, and we are quite adept at taking care of business…

Fade Out.

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Match 3: The Royles vs. the Goodfellas (Credit: Senator, and WeDrag because Senator can’t spell ‘Royles’ >_>)

As the show returns from the break, the Goodfella’s theme plays, as Phillip announces their presence.

Phillip: Announcing first, at a combined weight of four hundred and thirty five pounds, the team of Tony the Rod and Eddie the Wire, the Goodfellas!

The Rod and the Wire both walk in, looking rather intimidating, as the Rod feints a few boxing style jabs on the way to the ring, and the Wire walks in with a cold look of determination on his face. It’s not long before “Have a Nice Day” plays, signaling the entrance of their opponents.

Phillip: Announcing next, at a combined weight of four hundred and sixty seven pounds, uh, Ivor Biggin and…Pat McGroin…the Royles!

The Royles walk in with a cocky(no pun intended originally) demeanor, and leap into the ring simultaneously. The two teams stare each other down, and Biggin decides to face off against Tony the Rod to start things off.

Biggin: Hey, your name’s the Rod, wonder what that…

Ivor Biggin’s not allowed to finish his lame joke, as Tony responds with a sharp jab to the face, staggering his opponent. He quickly follows up with a crashing right hook to the ribs, dropping his opponent to the mat. Biggin grimaces with pain as the Rod connects with a sharp kick to the ribs, and then the larger man is dragged unwillingly to the opposite corner as the Rod tags in Eddie the Wire. The Wire continues the assault, stomping his opponent, lifting him up into an Irish whip, and then connecting with a tilt a whirl slam on the rebound, covering for an early pin…
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…Biggin kicks out with relative ease, and attempts to get to his corner, although the Wire cuts him off with a knee drop to the back of the head. Eddie then picks Biggin up, dragging him back to the Goodfella’s corner, tagging the Rod back in, and connect with a double team arm wrench hook kick before the Wire returns to the apron. Tony the Rod sits Biggin up near the corner, and grabbing the back of his head, the Rod drives his knee forward into the base of the skull. Tony then ascends up to the top rope, coming down with a frog splash…

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…Biggin kicks out of another damaging move! Tony the Rod keeps his opponent in the corner, as Pat McGroin protests in the other corner, Eddie the Wire reaches over the ropes with a Mafia Sleeper, trapping Biggin’s feet behind the bottom rope, and the Rod pounds out a series of punches on his opponent, who then collapses to the mat, as the Wire tags in once again. Eddie the Wire goes to pick up his pummeled opponent, but instead gets caught with the first offence of the night by the Royles, you guessed it, a low blow. The Wire drops to his knees as Ivor Biggin crawls over to his corner, and makes the tag to a pumped up Pat McGroin.

McGroin quickly unloads on the Goodfellas in the good ol’ Southern tag fashion, dropping each with a hard right hand, whipping the Rod into the ropes, and meeting him with a hard swinging sidewalk slam. The Wire gets to his feet, and is dropped back with a stiff lariat, as McGroin goes for the cover…

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…The Wire kicks out, incensed at the turn of events. Both men get to their feet at approximately the same time, and McGroin tries to match his opponent punch for punch, eventually losing out on the exchange as Eddie the Wire nails him in the ribs with a looping roundhouse kick to the ribs. The Wire then lifts his opponent up, and runs halfway across the ring before dropping him with an inverted Manhattan drop, stepping back and following with a Mafia Kick to the face that levels McGroin. Eddie then goes for the pin…

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…Ivor Biggin enters the ring, breaking up the pin attempt! As the referee hold the Rod back, the Royles both kick the Wire in the abdominal region, and rebound off opposite ropes, returning with a sandwich double high knee attack that brings the former Mafioso down. McGroin then picks his opponent up, whipping him into the opposite ropes, and meets him with a kneeling punch that doubles the Wire over. McGroin grabs Eddie the Wire by the head, dragging him over to the Royles’ corner, and tags Biggin back in. Biggin comes into the ring, immediately striking the Wire with a number of knife-edge chops to the chest, and then clamps on a side headlock. Biggin shows a great deal of enthusiasm in applying the basic hold, thrashing up and down. While he might have done marginally more damage in this fashion, Biggin also manages to slip out of the hold with a little help from the Wire, flying into the opposite ropes. Eddie the Wire rushes forward, blasting Biggin with a hard follow-through lariat, and tries to go for the tag, but is thwarted when Pat McGroin rushes into the ring, dropping a series of elbow drops to cut the competitor off. The referee, Cliff Mortimer, rushes over to haul the illegal man out of the ring, and at that moment, Eddie the Wire exerts just enough energy to make a desperate diving tag to Tony the Rod. The Rod rushes into the ring, hitting Pat McGroin with three rapid jabs to the face, bounces off the ropes, and knocks him down with a flying forearm smash. Biggin rises to his feet, only to be dropped right back down with an inverted DDT.

The Rod goes for the cover, but before the referee is able to go for the cover, McGroin tries to break up the pin with an elbow drop, but the Rod sees it coming, and rolls off, allowing his opponent to drop an elbow on his teammate. As McGroin rolls out of the ring, the Rod picks Biggin up, and tags in the Wire once again, the Goodfellas hitting a double team backdrop suplex on their opponent. The Wire lifts Biggin up from the mat, and after a kick to the stomach, hits his finisher, the Wire Cutter, his variation on the Diamond Cutter! The Wire goes for the pin, but sees Cliff Mortimer wrestling Pat McGroin for a chair on the apron. The Wire tags the Rod back in, and the two pick out their opponents, the Wire going for a Mafia Kick on McGroin, and the Rod hooking Biggin’s arms from behind, twisting him up and over his back, setting him up for the Spiral Skull Crusher. However, both of the Goodfellas attempts result in mixed results: McGroin moves out of the way of the Mafia Kick, and instead, Mortimer is blasted by the kick, and at the same instant that the Wire is hit across the head with McGroin’s chair, Biggin is driven head first into the mat by Tony the Rod’s Vertebreaker/Cop Killa variation. He goes for the cover, unaware for once of what is happening across the ring, and is blasted with a chair by Pat McGroin for his troubles. McGroin rolls Ivor Biggin out of the ring, and returns with a bottle of water, which he revives Cliff Mortimer with, all the better for the pin attempt on the Rod which Mortimer groggily but dutifully makes…

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…3! The Royles win the match, even if Ivor Biggin is not aware enough of his surroundings to realize what happened!

Phillip: Your *ahem* winners, Pat McGroin, and Ivor Biggin, the Royles!

The oddly named tag team celebrates(or at least McGroin does), but as the Goodfellas wake up from having steel blasted onto their heads, the Royles quickly make a beeline for the back, Biggin dazedly following his brother as best he can while the two former Mafia men throw a reserved fit in the ring over their loss.

Fade Out

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Segment: The tale of two Santanas

The camera opens up in the backstage area, where both Santanas (that’s Junior and Senior) are seen sitting in the cafeteria, eating burritos. They are both dressed in their wrestling gear, and Junior finds it hard eating, especially through his mask.

Senior: Hey man, after tonight your masked will have to be what you already are as a wrestler.

Junior: And what might that be?

Senior: All washed up!

Junior groans, throwing the burrito down and preparing to leave.

Senior: Hey hijo, it was only a joke!

Junior: Yeah well you can’t talk yourself old man. I can’t even remember a time when you were able to win a match without the help of me.

Senior: Well I can say that same for you. I mean you couldn’t even defeat Froggy Mask holmes.

Junior: All right then, you want a challenge?

Santana Senior smirks.

Senior: Go for it.

Junior: How about we fight different people in the next two shows? And whoever comes out on top, is the winner.

Senior: Of what?

Junior: A hundred US dollars.

Senior smirks again.

Senior: Alright, sounds like a bet.

The two go to shake hands, with both men looking rather confidant with the belt. The camera then concentrates on the burrito, with a drop of processed meat dripping off the burrito and splashing to the ground.

Fade Out.

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Match 4: Rena vs. G-Unit V2

The fans are pumped up for the next match as Philip enters the ring, ready to announce the match.

Philip: The following match is a 2-on-1 handicap match! Coming first to the ring, from New York City…Rena Matheson!

Violet Sauce’ by Namie Amuro hits and many of the older male fans begins to cheer as Rena makes her way down to the ring. She walks down the ramps, teasing with some of the male fans before continuing her trek, entering the ring very much to the liken of Melina from WWE. Once in the ring, Rena jumps up and lets out a rather bubbly laugh as she waits for her two opponents.

Philip: And weighing at a combined weight of 285 lbs…G-Unit Version 2!

The fans give an almost sarcastic pop for Gary and Gooner and ‘Loser’ by Beck hits. The two walk out through the curtain and are up to their usual antics, waving at the crowd and also having the tendency to poke and prod the crowd, as well as each other. They both enter the ring full of energy, but Gooner makes way for Gary, who will start this match.

Bell Rings

Gary quickly runs at Rena and gives her an elbow to the face. The fans are stunned as Rena falls to the ground with a loud shriek, and Gary also stands, looking a little surprised at the way he started the match. He continues to fight, however, lifting Rena up and managing to just about hit a low and weak scoop slam. Gary appears to have hurt his back at this point, so he tags in Gooner, who quickly jumps into the ring, almost doing a little jig of excitement as he hits a poor leg drop on Rena. However it looks to be enough to get a pinfall, only for Rena to comfortably kick out before three. Gooner looks a little nervous as Rena slowly climbs to her feet, but is unable to perform any offense as Rena takes him down with a sweep kick to the back of the knees. Rena swiftly moves to the head area, locking in a Headscissors and going for the Fade to Black, but Gooner scrambles across, grabbing the ropes. Rena lifts Gooner to his feet and hurls him at the ropes, only for Gooner to reverse the whip. It doesn’t matter though to Rena, and she delivers a stiff Roundhouse kick to the ribs, followed by a hook of the neck, and a girlish giggle. She then drives Gooner’s head to the mat, with such a force that the DDT causes Gooner’s glasses to crack. Rena mockingly places her hand to her mouth, and rolls Gooner over for the pin: 1……2……kickout by Gooner.

Rena gets up to her feet, lifting Gooner up as she goes, but Gooner manages to fight back, forcing Rena into the corner. As Rena bounces hard forward off the turnbuckle, Gooner races over and makes the tag to Gary, who jumps into the ring. Gary smiles as Rena turns around, and Gary delivers an arm drag. Rena flies back up to her feet, but Gary hits a dropkick to the knees and Rena is back down on her knees. As Rena tries to get back to her feet, Gary races around and locks in a School Boy pinning hold, but Rena manages to kick out almost immediately. Gary looks a little upset, if not annoyed as he grudgingly climbs to his feet. He grabs Rena by the arm, attempting an Irish Whip but Rena reverses it into one of her own, sending Gary to the turnbuckle. Gary hits it hard and slumps down into a sitting position, which is quite handy for Rena as she runs, and to the delight of the fans (and Gary, by the looks of things) she hits a bronco buster. She keeps it held for a couple of seconds before Gooner suddenly enters the ring and stops her. And to everyone’s surprise, he pulls Gary out the corner and puts himself there, asking for a bronco buster! The fans cheer as Rena shrugs her shoulders and walks backwards, before charging at Gooner, leaping up…Gooner closes his eyes, ready to experience something good when it hits him, literally. Rena’s knee crunches into his jaw, and he sags down in between the ropes.

Some of the crowd doesn’t like her tactics, but Rena knows how to win the match. She grabs Gary, and kicks him in the stomach area, before lifting him up and hitting a powerful Cross-Arm Sit-down Powerbomb (Hell in Heels). She casually makes the cover, and picks up the 1-2-3 before rolling off Gary, and throwing her hands in the air with another giggle.

Philip: Here is your winner…Rena Matheson!

’Violet Sauce’ hits again on the PA System, as Rena throws her arms in the air with the referee. The warm up for her has looked quite good as the referee sees to Gooner, who may have cracked his jaw with that vicious move just moments ago. Rena leaves the ring, again to some cheers and some boos as she makes her way up the ramp.

Fade Out.

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Segment: The Capitalists review the tag team division (Credit: Senator)

We open back up at the big screen, where the Capitalists, screwed out of a win by the Santanas at the last show, take their seats.

Anthony Kalb: Look at us! Two former ACW Junior champions! The most dominant team on Fallout…up to now! What went wrong?

Kevin Fitsharris: Beats me, Anthony! We’re mad as hell, though, and we’re not going to take it anymore! The Lost Boys might be awful comfortable with that gold around their waists, but they sure aren’t going to have it for long!

Kalb: Hey, man, really, though, look at the list of people we’ve beat in singles competition…Jonny Spade, Felix Junior, Wolf, Daunte Thomas, Gary, The Celtic Monster: Cernunn-unn-unn-os…the list goes on and on.

Fitsharris: Yeah, that’s a huge list, and we’ve just started warming up! Those fools out there think they can stop us from righteously achieving what is righteously ours! Not gonna happen! And that’s the truth!

Fade Out.

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Match 5: Junior Tag Team Titles – Lost Boys vs. Beau James & Wolf

Philip gets ready to perform his final dues of the night.

Philip: The following match is a Junior Tag Title match, scheduled for one fall!

The fans cheer as ‘Cry Little Sister’ hits and the tag champions of Fallout walk through the curtains to a cheering reception from the fans.

Philip: From Orange County, California, weighing at a combined weight of 365 lbs…They are the Junior Tag Team champions, the Lost Boys!

The two, both wearing the belts around the waist, race down the ramp and slide into the ring. The lights fade and several white strobe lights flash around the arena as the two jump onto the turnbuckles to the cheering fans. Both jump down simultaneously, and prepare for the task ahead.

Philip: And weighing at a combined weight of 582 lbs…Beau James and Wolf!

’Mongolian Wolf Star’ theme hits and the roof blows off the arena for Wolf and Beau James, who appear at the top of the ramp. The two walk down slowly, with Beau occasionally looking over at Wolf and smirking, with the two in the knowledge that the title appears to be theirs. They both enter the ring at the same time, and stand opposite the Lost Boys. Suddenly, Wolf extends a hand and Memnoch cautiously walks over and shakes Wolf’s hand, and the fans cheer for the pre-match sportsmanship. Beau and Uriel join in with the hand—shaking, and Wolf and Memnoch leave the ring.

Bell ri-WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!

The fans know this voice, and everyone in the arena turns to the stage where Biff is standing with a referee’s shirt on, and a microphone placed in his hand.

Biff: You really think I’m just going to let this match go without a proper official?

Wolf almost grits his teeth as Biff marches down the ramp to a booing audience. He enters the ring, throwing the other referee to the outside.

Biff: NOW ring the bell.

Biff drops the microphone.

Bell Rings.

Beau and Uriel start off in the ring, and Beau quickly grabs Uriel around the neck, lifting him up in a choke hold variation before dropping him back to his feet, and locking in a Hammerlock. Beau applies pressure but Biff starts a count to 5, and Beau is forced to remove the hold, clearly unhappy at Biff’s interference. Beau lifts Uriel up and keeps him in a headlock close to his body, before throwing him at the ropes and taking him down with a powerful shoulder block. Beau wants to continue the offensive but Biff stands in the way, telling Beau to allow Uriel some time and space to get back to his feet. Uriel does so, but looks rather reluctant to follow Biff’s help as he climbs to his feet. He grabs Beau around the neck, but Beau proves his strength, kicking Uriel in the shin and attempting a stalling Brainbuster, but as he leaves Uriel hanging in the air, the Lost Boy manages to struggle back down to the ground and rolls Beau into a pin: 12-kickout by Beau. Wolf starts shouting at Biff, angry at the fast count but Biff simply taunts Wolf as Uriel tags in his brother Memnoch. Beau slowly climbs to his feet, but is sent down immediately by an Enziguri by Memnoch. Memnoch lifts Beau back up, but Beau fights back and forces Memnoch to the ground, before tagging in Wolf. There’s a pop as Wolf climbs over both ropes and catches Memnoch around the neck. Uriel then runs at Biff but amazingly Wolf grabs Uriel around the neck, and repeats his famous feat of chokeslamming both at once.

Wolf makes the cover on Memnoch but Biff refuses to make the count, instead shouting at a drowsy Uriel to get out of the ring. Filled with rage, Wolf gets up and prepares to hit Biff, but Biff is quick, turning around and warning Wolf about the consequences. Wolf just snarls at Biff, and turns around as Memnoch manages to get up to his feet. Wolf hits a punch to the back, and follows it with another, but Memnoch shoves the fist away and fights back with several fast punches of his own. He tries to whip Wolf, but that proves to be a huge mistake and Wolf easily reverses it into one of his own. Memnoch flies at the ropes and bounces off with force, with Wolf hitting a scoop slam, before hitting a leg drop to the style of Hogan. He makes the cover, and Biff makes the count: 1……2………kickout by Memnoch. Wolf jumps off Memnoch and quickly questions the long count made by Biff, but the Fallout GM waves it away, leaving Wolf frustrated as he tags in Beau James. Beau climbs through the ropes and delivers a knee to the kidney of Memnoch, which Biff is again forced into play due to an ‘illegal kidney shot’. The fans, Beau and Wolf are left frustrated again as Biff forces Beau to his corner, but Memnoch, as he stands up, looks oddly at Biff as he tags his brother in. Uriel is fresh with energy, and leaps forward with a discuss punch. He follows that up with a spinning armdrag takedown, followed by a cover: 1-2-kickout by Beau.

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The fans begin to boo Biff due to the fast count, but Biff just grins as Uriel lifts Beau back up and whips him to the corner, where Uriel tags in Memnoch. The two hit the ‘Zombie Nation’ punch on Beau, before Uriel lifts Memnoch onto his shoulders, throws him off and Memnoch hits a Senton Bomb on Beau. Memnoch then climbs to his feet, lifting Beau up as well and he kicks Beau in the stomach, bouncing off the ropes and trying to connect a Sunset Flip pin. He gets most of it right, but Beau is too heavy for Memnoch, and the King of Kingsport lets his weight fly, and Memnoch gets 307 pound of fat slamming onto his face. Beau lets it stay as a pin, but Uriel manage to take him down with a shot to the head, stopping the pin being made. Biff doesn’t even pretend to care for Uriel’s interference, allowing the two Lost Boys to take it in turns of kicking Beau in the abdomen. Wolf finally loses his temper and tries to interfere, but as he puts one foot in the ring Biff is immediately there, warning Wolf not to enter the ring. Wolf reluctantly stays in his corner, and watches as the Lost Boys lift Beau up. The two whip Beau to the ropes, and hit a double elbow. Suddenly they turn to each other, and loudly shout ‘COWABUNGA!’ before hitting an elbow drip on the fallen Beau. Memnoch is about to attack Beau, but he looks over at Wolf and remembers their handshake, and as mark of respect slides out the ring and goes to his corner, to which the arena claps him for.

The only one not clapping though is, predictably, Biff. He shouts at Memnoch, but the emo Lost Boy just smirks at Biff as Uriel climbs the top rope. He shouts something that’s rather unclear, before jumping off in the Darkness Falls Corkscrew Moonsault. He fails to land it though, as Beau rolls out the way, and quickly locks in the Fujiwara Armbar. The crowd goes nuts as Uriel wails in pain, with the pressure on the shoulder and tricep too much pain to bear. However he manages to roll 180 degrees as force Beau off him, and at this point Beau scrambles over to his corner, giving Wolf the tag. The fans cheer again as Wolf enters the ring, with a look in his eye telling Uriel that the fight is over. He grabs Uriel, hitting him with an Underhook punch that sends him flying to the mat. He takes Memnoch down with a cheap shot too, and lifts Uriel up. He signals for the Big Boot, throwing Uriel at the ropes and going the opposite direction, but as he bounces off the ropes, Biff pulls down the top rope and Wolf goes flying to the outside! The crowd goes absolutely livid as Beau runs into the ring and desperately smashes Uriel with one of the most impressive lariats that the ACW has seen. The impact forces Uriel to go over like a jobber in a Stan Hansen match, but Memnoch is quick to the scene. Beau aims a punch but Memnoch ducks, and Beau accidentally touches Biff. Now emphasize the word ‘touches’. In fact it makes Ali’s ‘punch’ on Sonny Liston look like a genuine knockout blow by comparison.