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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 1:40:23 GMT -5
(Tis Late, but someone must do it!!!)
Saturday Night Fallout 30th July 2005 <_<
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D-Train vs. Lost Boys
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Bre Double T vs. Gooner
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Falk Tallin vs. Glamour Boy
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Wolf vs. Kevin Fitsharris
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Felix Santana vs. Brian Carnage
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Tag Team Match
Anthony Kalb and Daniel Ness vs. El Froggy Mask and Andy Starr
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 1:41:12 GMT -5
The now-classic montage plays as the revamped ACW Fallout theme hits.
It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ya tell me when the boys get here,
It's whatever o'clock and Biff wants to rock
Wants to get a belly full of beer
Now Latino’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And Alexandra, she don't care
And Ridley looks cute in his facepaint and boots
A oilslick of blood in his hair…..
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
The fans are packed pretty tight in here tonight
G-Unit will team up and set the place alight,
Vinnie may use a little muscle to get what he needs,
BK will grab Kiley and shout "She's with me!"
A couple of things you should look out for,
Are the deadly switchblade cut and the RKO,
The Senatorial Stable are a blast from the past,
Watch Rena and the divas kick some ass!
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright…….
The song ends to a thunderous response, and the night is now underway! Take that bitches, this isn’t your momma’s Fallout!
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 1:49:58 GMT -5
Segment: Title Controversy (Credit: Andy Starr)
The show opens to an outside view, through a window, into Biff’s Office. Andy Starr and Daniel Ness are seeing arguing in front of the GM himself. To the side, El Froggy Mask is standing, watching the heated argument with what appears great interest. As the camera strafes to the door and opens it, we are suddenly treated to a blast of profanity that is sure to upset all the soccer moms out there.
Ness: There is no fucking way he is taking my shot! I am damned number one contender, and I have been for almost 2 months now! Where has my title shot been, huh? I DEMAND I have my shot tonight!
Starr(calmly): Maybe if you actually asked for the match, he would have given it to you…
Biff: He has got a point there Daniel.
Froggy: Sir, excuse me. Andy should Number One Contender. He beat me, Daniel, and Kalb, he undefeated, and he good man. He been good friend since he show up.
Ness: So, lets recap then. He beat me in a fluke win. He beat you, a glorified jobber. And he beat Kalb, a man who…
?: A man who what, Ness?
The camera pans around to the door, revealing the Junior Champion standing in the frame. He slowly makes his way to stand in between Starr and Ness. He glances at both of them before turning to Biff.
Kalb: Now that the champ has arrived, your lesser people may leave. Hold on, before you leave, lets see who you are. Andy Starr, ‘Mr. Perfect Record’ himself. The only person to beat me since I became champion. You should consider you caught me off guard with that fluke Falling Starr. Never happening again, just so you know.
Andy takes the information like he was hearing the Seattle Mariners lost again. He stands there, looking placid while Kalb continues his rant.
Kalb: And then there is Daniel Ness, the Number One Contender. Pfft, you can barely be called a Number One Contender, seeing your on a nice losing streak. And who, of all people have you lost to? Why, our own Mr. Starr here. Which, is the reason I have come here today. I have decided, since he has obviously not deemed himself worthy of the title, and I am naming my own number one contender, and he is standing in this very room.
Ness: There is no way in hell that you are naming a new Number One Contender! I am, and I am not leaving this room until I get a match tonight!
Biff: I’m sorry Anthony, but I’m afraid he is right. You don’t have the authority to name your own Number One Contender. However, a title match is not in the cards tonight, but I will offer up the next best thing. How about, since Ness has obviously not shown himself a good Number One Contender, we shall see if he is still worthy of the title. So, tonight, we will have Daniel Ness versus Andy Starr in a Number One Contenders match for the Junior Title!
Andy expresses a slight smirk while Ness nearly explodes with rage.
Ness: NO! My spot as Number One Contender is secure, and there is no way I am letting that go! And there is no way I’m having a match unless Kalb is in it!
Biff appears that he is about to explode, but then gets a smile on his face and quickly subsides his anger.
Biff: OK, but this match will remain as it is, and will NOT be changed in anyway.
Ness: Not if I don’t like it!
Biff: Fine, then the Starr versus Ness match remains.
Ness looks down and nods for Biff to continue.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 1:52:39 GMT -5
Biff: Now, as I was saying, it will be Daniel Ness, Anthony Kalb…… versus Andy Starr and partner of his choice!
Ness: That’s not what I meant, and you damn well know it!
Biff: Im sorry, but you agreed this match will be final… Now Andy, I assume you have a partner in mind?
Starr: Yes sir, I do. He is a man I have been friends with for a long time now, and we have been in great matches time and time again. My partner will be none other then El Froggy Mask!
Kalb and Ness nearly collapse on the floor in laughter at the idea of Froggy being his partner. Starr gives both men a piercing glance before continuing.
Starr: He is one of the greatest wrestlers I have seen here on Fallout, who has the potential to become a great Junior Champ! So, Frog man, what do you say?
Froggy: It be honour to wrestling by side of Andy Starr.
Biff: Well, then its set! It will be Andy Starr and El Froggy Mask versus Anthony Kalb and Daniel Ness in a Number One Contenders match!
All of the men in room double take and look at Biff to right himself. When it doesn’t come, Andy finally speaks up.
Starr: Excuse me, sir, but ‘Number One Contenders match?’
Biff: Yes, a Number One Contenders match.
Starr: But sir, how will that work?
Biff: Well, in a normal Number One Contenders match, the person who picks up the pin fall is crowned the winner. So, why should it be any different now?
Andy: Yes, I guess that makes sense, but what if Kalb was to pick up the pin fall?
Kalb: Then I would name my own Number One Contender!
Ness: NO YOU WOULDN’T!
Biff: Actually, that is correct Anthony, if you get the pin fall, you will be able to name your own Number One Contender, however, it must be someone from the match in question.
Kalb looks around at the other men in the room, stops at Froggy and smirks..
Kalb: OK, sounds good.
Biff: Alright, so we have a match, anyone not in agreement?
Biff is treated to a round of shaking heads.
Biff: Fine, then later tonight, the final word for the match is as follows: Anthony Kalb and Daniel Ness versus Andy Starr and El Froggy Mask in a Junior Title Number One Contenders match. The person who gains the pin fall in this match will be named Number One Contender! Also, if Kalb picks up the pin fall, he may choose between Ness, Starr, or El Froggy Mask to face him at SDS for the Junior Title.
Starr: Alright, lets go Frog man, we need to prepare for the match!
Froggy: OK Andy, we go.
Andy and El Froggy make their way out of the room, on their way to the locker room. Kalb averts his attention to Ness and addresses him.
Kalb: Look here you, you better stay out of my way if you know whats good for you. I had better get the pin fall, and if I don’t, you will have hell to pay.
Ness: I was just about to tell you the same thing.
Biff: Well, this is such a sentimental moment, but I’m afraid I have to break it up. Now, please leave my office you two.
Ness leaves first, and Kalb follows him. They split and go different ways as the leave the room.
Biff: A tag team match with these stipulations… I always knew I was a smart guy.
Biff goes into some paperwork and the cameraman backs out of the office, closing the door behind him.
Fade Out
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 2:06:41 GMT -5
Match 1: D-Train vs. Lost Boys
RESULTS: The match had great entrances from both Fallout teams, they were definitly ready to fight. Uriel started out with Daunte, and it was evident soon enough that Daunte called the shots, constantly tagging with Steve as they would double team and isolate Uriel. Memnoch cannot stand by for long as he witnesses this and a few minutes in, he comes in and goes enziguri on their asses! Daunte and Steve are down for such little time however and are able to regain compusure with ease. Memnoch gets Uriel up and the two taunt Daunte and Steve. The refereee tries to keep order in the ring by getting Memnoch and Daunte behind the ropes but the two teams are just to intent on defeating one another. Steve goes for a double clothesline on the two however they double back body drop him instead, thus tossing him over the ropes. The match goes on for some more time, having Memnoch and Uriel now double team the powerful Daunte Thomas, who is doing his very best to keep them at bay. Daunte keeps them off for a good 30 seconds before Steve is able to get back into the ring. Memnoch draws his attention towards Steve but the ref has had enough and gets Memnoch and Daunte both behind their ropes. Steve tries his best to keep Uriel down but his somewhat sloppy ring work really weighed him down, Uriel manages to get the pinfall for his team after a Christopher Lee Driver, even after Daunte tried to save his partner...however Memnoch jumped in the way taking the full brunt of the kick. The One Two Three was awarded, and a team had won...
Winners - The Lost Boys
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 2:15:00 GMT -5
Match 2: Bre Double T vs. Gooner
RESULTS: The match begins after an incredible entrance by Bre Double T not to mention the acceptable entrance by Gooner, which got a decent pop. The two fought, with Bre Double T in control the entire match, Gooner did try for a desperate Super Kick but Bre Double T caught his foot, spun him around into a turnbuckle and then hit the Doubled Over before attaining the pinfall...
Winner - Bre Double T
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 2:23:52 GMT -5
Segment: Jethus Christ We are back from commercials, and backstage, we see the rather queer glamour boy in biff's office, no doubt complaining...Glamour Boy: ...I mean like Jethuth Christ! I get all drethed up and I don't even get a push? I demand to be given bigger matches! I'm all about glamour! Biff: Glamour Boy, as far as I know, you have NEVER...and I mean NEVER won a match since coming to ACW...what makes you think you deserve a push? Your looks? Pfft, thats not gonna cut it. Glamour Boy: Christ, you got a thmoke? Biff:  Glamour Boy (Rolls eyes): FINE, whatever...can I ATLEAST have a match, againtht oh I dunno, Gary? It could be the main event! Biff: ...... One.....Two.....ThreeBiff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Glamour boy goes red in the face as Biff falls over laughing. Glamour looks over at Biff and then frowns...Glamour Boy: WELL THEN WHO SHOULD I TAKE ON THEN BITCH!? Glamour slaps Biff, Biff instantly stops laughing, he gets up...Biff: So you think YOU call the shots? Glamour Boy: You don't know me, I do what I want! Biff: Call the shot then, go on, call the shot. Biff nudges his head and signals for Glamour Boy to "call the shot"...Glamour Boy: I want you to give me a match, I ask it to, no I DEMAND it to be against a little bottom feeder, bottom of the food chain charles... Biff looks back, he then looks back at Glamour Boy...Biff: Whos Charles? You got your match, go now! Glamour Boy: Huh? Biff: GO! Glamour Boy: I CALL THE SHOTS REMEMBER? Biff: Call the shot then, go on. Call the shot. Glamour Boy: -_- Glamour leaves as Biff folds his arms and nods. It is indeed evident that it is Biff who calls the shots on Fallout, and that does not look likely to change.... |
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 2:29:01 GMT -5
Match 3: Glamour Boy vs. Falk Tallin
RESULTS: Glamour Boy was indeed confident going into this match, when he found out his opponent was Falk Tallin, he appeared confident, however that did not stop Falk from going thug on him! Glamour indeed seemed like the pansy in this match, however he used heelish tactics including a referee bump, a low blow and even a chair shot, however once the referee was conscious, Falk managed to kick at two after the shot and got the crowd going with many taunts after finally being able to get to his feet, Glamour tried to keep him down but Falk ducked, sending Glamour to get tangled in the ropes. Falk waits for Glamour to get out, and when he does Falk hoists him onto his shoulders and went to the turnbuckle, hitting the Ragnorak followed by the 3 count..
Winner - Falk Tallin
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 2:50:46 GMT -5
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 2:55:12 GMT -5
Match 4: Macho Man RDK vs. Wolf
RESULTS - The two squared off, a very even match from the start, Wolf and RDK both being very buff. The strength goes back and forth for the first quarter but Wolf gains control by hitting some signatures and signals for the Thor's Hammer but RDK knees him in the gut, Macho Slams him and then locks in the Cloverleaf, Wolf tries his best to get out, and it seems he won't until Thor creates a hammer that animates inside the ring. Wolf grabs it and smacks RDK in the face with it. The referee calls for the bell. Once RDK gains consciousness, he chases Wolf out of the arena to a huge pop from the crowd...
Winner - RDK by Disqualification
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 3:01:30 GMT -5
Match 5: Felix Santana vs. Brian Carnage
RESULTS: A very technical/high flying bout. Carnage locks in the Octopus Stretch several times within the entire span of the match. Felix Sr. distracts the ref several times when Felix taps from the stretch but eventually Felix Sr. is banned from ringside. Felix eventually gets control though, and gets some nearfalls after the Santana Driver and other signature moves. Felix is in desperate need of a move to put Carnage in so he sets him up and goes for the World Of Pain, however Carnage, being innovative, and not out, reverses this into an Octopus Stretch, thus causing Felix to tap, this gives Carnage the win...
Winner - Brian Carnage
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Jul 31, 2005 3:25:43 GMT -5
Match 6: Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
El Froggy Mask and Andy Starr vs. Daniel Ness and Anthony Kalb
RESULTS: A Very heated match indeed would commence between the two teams. Andy and Froggy came out to a great pop whereas Daniel and Kalb got quite a bit of heat. Froggy would start against Kalb, it seemed that both teams would work fine at first but Kalb and Daniel quickly began to argue. Although Daniel was taking care of Froggy, Kalb would tag him in without permission. Kalb would taken advantage of Froggy but would also be tagged out without cosultation by Daniel. Froggy would seize the momeny by tagging in Andy. Andy went all out on both men and defninitly showed he called the shots as he would nail the Exploding Starr on both Daniel and Kalb multiple times. Though he hit his finisher on them lots, one would always save the other. Froggy eventually got into the mix and would hit the Hop on an intent on kalb saving Daniel Ness. Starr would cover Kalb but he would not be seen as the legal man. Froggy covers Daniel Ness but Froggy is not the legal man. Daniel and Kalb eventually dominate once more but their arguments get the best of them as Andy Starr gets the BAAAAAACCCCKKKKSSSLLLIIIIDDDEEE maneuvered on Kalb, but then stops realising he does not want to end it like that (Plus Kalb isn't legal), and hits the Exploding Starr with full force on Ness, getting the one two three, just moments before a perhaps dissapointed yet still modest and happy Froggy tried to tag Starr whilst he was covering....
Winner and NEW #1 Contender for the ACW Junior Title - Andy Starr!
The show fades out as Andy goes to each turnbuckle raising his fists to the crowd, and the ever so gracious in defeat El Froggy goes up there with him, congratulating him and riling the crowd up for The Seven Deadly Sins pre-show....
Will Kalb ever beat Starr?
Is Daniel pissed?
Was that Wolf/Kevin/RDK promo messed?
Is the Glamour Boy gay?
Only time will tell....
Is this the most stale ever ending?
Does Dejav Vu/Repetivity exist in these shows?
Only time will tell....
End Show
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Post by Fallen Souls on Jul 31, 2005 3:29:14 GMT -5
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Post by scrawn on Jul 31, 2005 10:55:07 GMT -5
Great show RDK
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Post by BK London on Jul 31, 2005 11:34:10 GMT -5
You can bet your ass Daniel is pissed.
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