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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 9:36:33 GMT -5
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Zephyr vs. "D-Man" Daunte Thomas
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Dixie vs. Jessie Hall
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Rookie Monster vs. DNA
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Anthem vs. Brian Carnage
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Predator vs. GooeyGarth
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Anthony Kalb vs. Mystery Opponent - ACW Junior Title
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A video segment is shown of last week, showing the Gooner slipping at a crucial moment, allowing Anthony Kalb to retain his title. It also shows various clips of the infamous Bob/Yoko date, including the mugging from 'Random generic Mugger' and the Disney part. It ends with Biff complaining to Romeo and Charlotte about the lawsuits the followed, and Charlotte laughing, drinking from Romeo's wine bottle...
Fallout is underway...
"Take that bitches! This isn't your momma's Fallout!"
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 9:38:34 GMT -5
Segment: Opening Woes (Credit: Daredevil)
Fallout opens to Biff’s office, where two people are talking to each other. Biff’s voice is heard, but the other voice is unknown
??: Well, thanks for setting up the match for me
Biff: Sure, no problem. Oh, and while you’re here, I’d like to say that your debut last week was impressive. I’m pleased that you are now finally an ACW member
The man walks out, and it turns out to be Zephyr
Zephyr: Yeah, me too. Oh, when’s my match?
Biff walks out the door
Biff: Um, it’s in about 5 minutes actually
Zephyr: What? 5 minutes? I’ve just got here!
Biff: Well I’m sorry, but we only had the opening slot for you. Well, I’ve gotta go, I’m busy sorting out how we can improve the ratings after the hugely popular Bob/Yoko date last week. I also have a stupid lawsuit from Disney to deal with.
Zephyr: But…<br> Biff: Sorry, that's all I can do for you right now. Dude, come back soon, I'll make it up to you sometime. I need to be alone for a minute.
Biff goes into his office, and the door is heard locking. Zephyr is left standing outside, confused and slightly bothered to what he just heard. He sighs, and sits down in his chair.
Biff: Ugh... First the Capitalists manage to beat me, and now we have the lawsuit from the corporate giant from hell... What's a dude like me to do?
There is a knocking at the door. Biff tells the person to come in, hoping it's not Zephyr again. However, to his surprise, it's El Froggy Mask, slightly tanned and wearing sunglasses.
Biff: FROGGY!!! Where have you been man? I've looked all over the Janitorial area for the past few weeks!
Froggy: Vacation in boiler room. Froggy tan heat, sorry being gone.
Biff: Not a problem man! Actually...yeah. I could've used you at Bloody Valentine. Anyways, that's water over the bridge. Come, sit down.
Froggy sits down.
Biff: Now, let's discuss a future shot at the Junior Title. Interested?
Froggy nods.
Biff: Thought so.
They start to talk amongst themselves as the camera fades out, leaving everyone to wonder what they are possibly thinking.
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 9:40:51 GMT -5
Match 1: Zephyr vs. “D-Man” Daunte Thomas (Credit: Daredevil)
The crowd are excited, which will surely be another great night on Fallout. Philip enters the ring, and announces the first match.
Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Firstly, from Chicago, Illinois, ‘D-Man’ Daunte Thomas!
Wanksta by 50 Cent hits, and Daunte Thomas walks out, getting quite a decent pop from the crowd. He enters the ring, and gets ready for his opponent
Philip: And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, Zephyr!
Stairway to Heaven hits, but Zephyr comes out looking a little tired, which isn’t surprising considering he got in late. He enters the ring, and gets ready to fight, as Philip leaves the ring
Bell Rings
They get into a headlock, but Zephyr is tired and Daunte throws him at the ropes. Thomas runs at the opposite ropes, and they collide in the centre of the ring, Thomas giving Zephyr a strong shoulder block. Zephyr falls, and struggles to get back up. Being the person he is, Thomas allows Zephyr up, but he struggles to regain his balance, and Thomas charges again. He attempts a lariat, but Zephyr sees this coming, and ducks. He then turns Thomas around, and gives him some punches in the face, with the crowd pleased at this turnaround. He gives Thomas an Irish Whip, and hits him with a scoop slam. Zephyr’s confidence grows, and he starts delivering boots to the face of Thomas. Zephyr then lifts Thomas up, and whips him into the corner. He follows with a strong clothesline, and Thomas staggers a little before falling straight on his face. Zephyr sees this as an opportunity and tries a pin attempt, but only gets a 2-count. He picks him up again, and tries another scoop slam, but Thomas struggles, and manages to get himself into a position where he’s behind Zephyr. He turns Zephyr around, and performs a scoop slam of his own, this one much higher and more powerful. Thomas then repeatedly stomps Zephyr in the abdominal area, who holds this area in pain. Thomas then runs off the ropes, and delivers an elbow to the throat. The crowd wince, but Thomas just smiles and goes for the pin attempt, but Zephyr kicks out at 2. Thomas picks him up over his shoulders, and signals for the Face Eraser, but Zephyr kicks him in the gut, and delivers a strong, hard DDT. Zephyr rolls away and lies there on his back, but then jumps up, getting a pop, and gets onto the turnbuckle. He signals for the ‘Sympathy for the Devil (Shooting Star Press) and delivers it perfectly. He goes for the pin. 1…2…thr-kick out by Thomas! Zephyr rolls back in annoyance, knowing that he could and should have won the match there. He picks Thomas up, and gives him some punches. Thomas struggles with the quick amount of punches being thrown at him, until he grabs one of them, and lifts Zephyr over his back. The crowd pop, knowing what will happen and Thomas parades around the ring, before delivering the ‘Trip to Death Row’ (Samoan Drop). He goes for the pin 1…2…3! Thomas rolls back, pleased with his win and Philip enters the ring to make it official.
Philip: Here is your winner, D-Man Daunte Thomas!
Wanksta by 50 Cent hits again, and Thomas rolls out the ring, and walks back to the dressing room, pleased with his ring. Zephyr is in the ring, and slowly gets to his feet with a standing ovation from the crowd. He put on a great performance, considering he never had any time to prepare for the match, and leaves the ring with aid from the referee. The camera fades to backstage
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 9:47:18 GMT -5
Segment: Heart to Heart (Credit: Senator)
The Capitalists are walking down a hallway in the ACW arena, as the camera catches up with them, and Kalb has his Junior title on his shoulder.
Kalb: Well, look here, I'm just going to go out there, and defend this title tonight, and that's that, just make sure you are there, Ok?
Fitsharris: Don't worry, I don't care what happens, I got your back, man. I see you have that slip of paper with the opponent on it in your hand...
Suddenly Gary comes running up from behind and throws an arm around both of the Capitalists.
Fitsharris: Hey! Get your hands off me, scrub!
Gary: That's no way to talk to your future teammate!
Kalb: Look, I know you are excited about this chance, but I have a really, really tough title defence to think about later on, and I would rather that you go talk to Senator or someone right now.
Gary: So who're you facing? Can I see what that says?
Kalb/Fitsharris: No!
Gary: Come on, what's a secret between friends?
Kalb: First, it would not be a secret any longer, as the camera is right behind us, and second, you are not yet a member, I'll let you in on stuff if you win that tryout match, but only then, got that?
Gary: Got it!
Gary goes running off, confident that he will win his tryout match and be one step closer in joining the Stable.
Fitsharris: What a dunce, sheesh! Seriously though, I did not go through that beating from G-Unit for nothing, and I consider that belt to be both of ours, so don't lose, Ok?
Kalb: Man, you got that right, you know, Kevin, although the name on this plate might be Kalb, your name might as well be on it too, don't forget that. I appreciate everything you did to help me win this belt, and as long as I have this, we own Fallout, don't forget that, either. You may sound like an idiot sometimes, but I know your background, and you are smarter than you look, let's put that to good use here, and kick that guy's butt later on... Fitsharris: Sure thing, let's go see if Gary is bugging Senator now....
Fade out
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 9:55:29 GMT -5
Match 2: Dixie Clemets vs. Jessie Hall (Credit: Daredevil)
The crowd are settled down, ready for the next match
Philip: The following match is a diva’s match, and for one fall. Firstly making her way to the ring, from Cardiff, Wales, Jessie Hall!
Take a Look Around hits, and Jessie Hall makes her way to the ring, looking confident after her interview previously. She gets a small pop from the crowd, and enters the ring
Philip: And her opponent, from Austin, Texas, Dixie Clemets!
Yankee Rose hits, and Dixie makes her way to the ring, waving to the fans. They don’t know what to think, and some boo, while others cheer for her. She enters the ring in typical divas fashion, and gets ready to fight, as Philip exits the ring
Bell rings
After her ‘unconvincing’ performance last Warfare, Dixie smiles at Jessie and does the Rock’s ‘just bring it’ taunt. She then turns around, smiling receives boos from the crowd. Jessie sees this as a great opportunity and rolls her up 1…2…kick out by Dixie. Dixie stands up, and looks shocked at Jessie, who smiles and does the ‘just bring it’ taunt herself. Dixie runs at Jessie, but Jessie runs also and hits her with a stunning Neckbreaker Drop. She attempts another pin, and Dixie barely manages to kick out. Jessie picks her up, and tries a Jumping Tornado DDT at the turnbuckle, but Dixie manages to reverse it into a Bulldog. She looks pleased with herself, and the crowd begin to slowly boo her. She picks Jessie up, and tries a Texas Slam, but Jessie reverses it into another pinfall attempt, getting a two-count. Dixie gets up first, and grabs Jessie by the hair, swinging her onto the other side of the ring. Jessie holds her head, and looks a little more than pissed off at Dixie. She crawls out the ring, and Dixie follows. They start to scrap on the outside of the ring, throwing forearms and backhands at each other, before Dixie cracks a brilliant sidekick to the temple of Jessie. Jessie falls onto the ramp, and Dixie rolls into the ring before sliding back out, starting the referee’s count again. She picks Jessie up, and places her, slouching on the barricade. She then jumps up to the barricade opposite, and jumps, trying a dropkick. Jessie dodges, and Dixie kicks the barricade, howling in pain and holding her feet. Jessie smiles and puts her into the ring, and getting a two-count from the resulting pin attempt.
Jessie and Dixie both have side effects from that recent moment, and both retreat to a corner to rest. They look at each other, and the crowd slightly getting pumped up. They lock in a headlock, and Dixie knees Jessie in the stomach. This leads to a strong DDT, and a pinfall, which is once again unsuccessful, as Jessie kicks out at one. Dixie is slightly annoyed, and as Jessie tries to get up, looks over and gives her the mother of all slaps. Jessie goes back down, and Dixie signals for the Texas Slam. She picks Jessie up, and places her in the Texas Slam position. She then drills Jessie down hard on the ground, and attempts the pin 1…2…thr-kick out by Jessie! Dixie is more then annoyed, she is pissed off and starts shouting at the referee. The ref tells her that it was a two, and she goes to the outside of the ring, grabbing a steel chair. She goes in the ring, and the ref tries to take the chair off her. After a few moments of comedic action, the referee finally takes the chair, and reaches over to place it on the outside. Dixie then hits him with a Bulldog, and grabs the chair again. Jessie slowly gets up, and Dixie waits in the corner with the chair. As Jessie stands, Dixie runs and swings with the chair…and Jessie ducks! Jessie then hits a dropkick, followed by a stunning ‘Fall of the Hall (Raven Effect) onto the chair! Jessie throws the chair out the ring, then makes the pin attempt, and the referee slowly gets over and makes the count. 1……2……3! Jessie gets her first win, and is understandably excited, and hugs the referee as a result
Philip: Here is your winner, Jessie Hall!
She points up to the heavens, and leaves the ring, with Dixie left out cold in the ring as we go to commercials
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 9:56:53 GMT -5
Match 3: ‘Rookie Monster’ Danny Williams vs. ‘Dangerous’ Nick Alger (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, the crowd is pumped up, after all, this is Fallout! Through the sound system, Eagleheart starts to play, and earns a mixed reaction from the audience, as "Dangerous" Nicholas Alger makes his walk to the ring.
Phillip: Announcing now, hailing out of Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at two-hundred and fifty-five pounds, Dangerous Nicholas Alger!
Alger leaps up into the ring, and starts stretching in a corner, when Lamb of God hits the air, to a much louder, but still mixed reaction from the crowd, and the Rookie Monster rushes to the ring, while Phillip hurriedly announces his name.
Phillip: And his opponent, the Rookie Monster, Danny Richards!
The Rookie Monster immediately slides into the ring off his sprint, and slams into Alger with a Rookieline that blasts the MMA expert into the turnbuckle. Rookie follows that up with a series of powerful shoulder thrusts, knocking the air out of his opponent, and turns to the camera to yell a taunt.
Rookie: I'm the Rookie Monster, and there is nothing this guy can do about it!
Alger, although thoroughly wiped out from the rapid attacks from Richards, recovers enough to hit a jumping knee to the Rookie Monster's face, and follows up with a swift roundhouse kick to the knee. The Dangerous one repeats the kick with three more, lifts Richards into a fireman carry, and hits a high angle slam from the carry. DNA now clearly has gained the momentum, and drops Rookie on his head with a Karelin Lift, the move made famous by the Russian Olympic wrestler, Alexander Karelin. Alger does not let go of the gutwrench hold, and hits two more consecutive Karelin Lifts, following up with a pin...1...Richards forcefully kicks out at one! Rookie gets to his feet right after his opponent, and hits a series of right hands to DNA's face, before bounding off the ropes for presumably another Rookieline, but Alger meets him on the return with a series of kicks to the knee again, finishing with a reverse sweep kick, taking Richards down again, and yells to the crowd.
DNA: Who's dangerous now? Yeah, I am!
Alger throws a series of knees to the head of Richards, rolls him over, and locks in the Critical Condition, his combination Standing Half Crab/Ankle Lock that he nearly injured El Froggy Mask with about a month ago on Fallout. Rookie bellows loudly, and manages to use his superior strength to make it to the ropes, and without waiting for the rope break, knowing DNA's tendency to ignore it, kicks his opponent off, limps to his feet, and hits his Greatness Version Two, a DDT variation. Both men get to their feet, but Richards has the advantage now, and after a series of right hands, whips DNA off the ropes, going for the Rookie Boot, but Alger sees it coming, and on the return, leaps up and rolls back, managing to scissor the Rookie Monster's leg in his scissored heel hold, the infamous Red Alert! Rookie's leg is feels as if it is on fire, and Richards barely manages to turn around and reach the ropes, but DNA, as usual, refuses to let go of the hold, and the referee starts the count.
Ref: 1..2..3..4..Ok, let go now!
The referee has to kick Alger in the head, which forces him to break the hold. Richards barely stumbles to his feet, and is clearly hurting. The Rookie Monster looks at DNA, who starts to rise to his feet, and kicks him in the ribs, although the effort appears to hurt Richards as much as it did Alger. Rookie then picks his opponent up, slapping him in the face repeatedly. Richards hits a quick Samoan Drop, following up with a quick series of elbow drops to the chest of his opponent. Rookie stomps Alger a number of times, and backs off, looking to go for a big splash, but Alger is incensed, and snaps to his feet, runs in, jumping up, and locks in the Bermuda Triangle! The Rookie Monster's face turns a shade of blue as he starts to fade out...but makes one last, brilliant effort, and lifts Alger from in the hold, and slams him straight into the mat with a huge Rookie Bomb, albeit sloppy and modified somewhat, due to being held in the Bermuda Triangle. Richards falls with the move, and pins his opponent...1...2...3!
Phillip: And the winner, the Rookie Monster, Danny Richards!
Both men are exhausted from the hard fought battle, and use the ropes to get to their feet. Richards and Alger stare each other in the face, but DNA slumps back down to the mat, and Richards manages to hobble to the back, favouring his right leg.
Will this match raise the stock of DNA? Is this the first step for the Rookie Monster's domination of the ACW? Who could Anthony Kalb possibly be facing later on, and why does this individual seem to scare him so much? Stay tuned into Fallout for all the answers, and then some!
Fade Out
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:04:06 GMT -5
The titantron flickers, and a view of the British Isles are shown. It pinpoints two locations on the map: Cardiff, Wales and Manchester, England. The camera moves down to an aerial view of Cardiff, then closer in to show a view of the Cardiff International Arena. In the background, it shows famous matches, like Hulk Hogan’s match with Andre the Giant, and the Industrial Revolution match. A voice in then heard.
Voice: Monday Night Warfare goes Welsh, the 14th March 2005. Come to Cardiff, the home city of Daredevil, and there’ll surely be another famous night in wrestling history
Then, the camera goes to an aerial view of Manchester, and pinpoints down to the M.E.N Arena. There, other famous moments in wrestling history is shown, such as Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior’s staredown, and Gary pinning RDK. The voice is heard again
Voice: Thursday Night Meltdown comes to England, the 17th March 2005. We go to Manchester, the home of ACW chairman Gingerdude, where we will see sparks fly as the week-tour of Great Britain continues
Fade out
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:07:07 GMT -5
Match 4: Anthem vs. Brian Carnage (Credit: RDK)
Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Firstly, from Greenock, Scotland, Brian Carnage!
As we close in on the arena we see that the crowd is very hyped for the upcoming bout. The Undefeated Anthem is going to take on a former ACW Junior Heavyweight Champion. Will The Unstoppable Force be able to take down the Immortal High Flyer? That question is soon to be answered as ‘Open your Eyes’ by Guano Apes hits the arena. Carnage walks out to a good response from the crowd. He has been in ACW for quite a while however progress has been rather slow for him lately. He is hoping to score a win on the new comer tonight so that he can prove to everyone that he is more then what they believe him to be. He slides into the ring and raises his arms to the crowd before Vertigo by U2 hits the arena and Anthem makes his way through the curtain.
Phillip: And his opponent, weighing in at 317 lbs, Anthem!!!
The crowd roars in cheers as Anthem makes his way down the ramp. He has made quite the impact in ACW already, even though he’s been working shows on fallout, he is quickly being recognized as a future top player in the federation and is continually greeted by cheers until he climbs in the ring, taking off his sunglasses and looking at his opponent...
Bell Rings
The two competitors are not hesitant to lock up. Carnage and Anthem get a good hold of each other, in a test of strength. It is quickly known that Anthem however is the stronger of the two. Anthem quickly manoeuvres Carnage in for a suplex, lifting him high into the air. The strength of Anthem is amazing, however Carnage uses his light featheredness to squiggle out of the manoeuvre, landing behind Anthem. Brian Carnage hits a drop kick to the back of Anthem, sending him running into the ropes. Anthem rebounds off the ropes and Brian Carnage is quick to his feet, hitting an enziguri on his tall opponent. Anthem hits the mat with a thud as Carnage quickly goes to the top rope. Anthem regains balance as he gets to his feet. He sees Carnage leap off the top rope for a hurricanara however he is lucky enough to be able to catch Carnage and nail a piledriver, sending Brian's head straight into the mat. Anthem rolls Brian over for the cover and is awarded a 2 count before Carnage kicks out. Anthem gets Carnage up and hits thundering blows to his head. Carnage has quite a bit of stamina in him yet though as he comebacks the attack with his own kicks and punches. Carnage eventually finds momentum to attempt a wheel kick but his attempt is found useless as Anthem catches his leg and performs a leg lock. The leg lock is short lived, as Brian is able to once again squirm out of one of Anthem's moves. Anthem stands as Carnage rolls over to the other side of the ring and gets up to full height. The two stare for a brief amount of time before Carnage goes off the ropes behind him and runs at Anthem. Anthem charges Carnage likewise, but Carnage leapfrogs over Anthem, continuing to run. Anthem stops in his tracks baffled at what Carnage has just done. He turns around to encounter the rebounding Carnage's hurricanara. Carnage and Anthem both go down but Carnage quickly gets himself on top of Anthem, being awarded a 2. Anthem throws Carnage off of him and stands up. Carnage backs away on his rump, looking into the eyes of Anthem. A silence is hushed over the audience before Anthem utters the words...
Anthem: "I will break you!"
With that, He points to his opponent with a fist that has his pointer and index fingers with his thumb underneath at his Carnage. His once friendly expression crumbles into an ice-cold stare. Carnage will not allow himself to be intimidated. He rises to his feet and charges Anthem. The two quickly exchange blows, with Anthem VERY much in control. Carnage is giving him all he has got, but it isn't appearing to be enough. Anthem eventually blocks one of Carnage's punches and twists his arm before committing the Whip Line. Anthem drops on top of Carnage for the cover of what seems like three, but is actually two as Carnage was able to get his shoulder up just before the three. Anthem drags Carnage by the head, making him stand up. He then picks him up, performing the power slam. Anthem hooks the leg, one-two-thr-no! Carnage gets his foot on the rope. Anthem sighs, seeing that he has no other choice but to perform his preferred finisher. Anthem hoists Carnage over onto his shoulders. He applies the now complete Back Breaker Rack. Pressure is constantly applied as Carnage bellows in agony. For 10, 15, even 20 seconds, Carnage is not willing to tap out. Anthem has trouble keeping the move going on for so long, so he decreases the grip and pressure. Carnage, though weakened, sums the last of his energy reserves to reverse the move into a small package. The referee goes down to the mat as Carnage has the pin locked in. One, Two, Anthem reverses into a Small Package of his own! The referee goes to count again, One, Two, Carnage gets his foot on the ropes for the second time in the match. The two get away from each other and Carnage tiresomely is able to rise. He groggily puts up defence as Anthem goes after him. Anthem goes for a stiff clothesline with Carnage able to duck. Carnage manoeuvres himself behind Anthem. A German Suplex is attempted, and with Maximum effort, Carnage pulls it off. A thunderous thud is heard as Anthem's body is met with the mat. Carnage tiresomely, with little energy resources left, salutes the crowd as he climbs the top rope. He signals for the Swanton Bomb and is successful; the impact and camera flashes heard within the arena are extraordinary. The two men lie on the mat, breathing hard. The referee makes multiple counts for several moments until Anthem, at the count of 8, is able to rise. Carnage's move took everything he had out of him. Anthem acknowledges this as he lifts Carnage up, committing another Powerslam. Anthem then, seizing the moment, salutes the crowd and goes off the ropes, committing the leg drop onto Carnage. The move performs maximum damage as Anthem hooks the leg of Carnage for the three.
Philip: The winner of the match, Anthem!
Anthem cheers, and collects his sunglasses, putting them back on. He cheers to the crowd, who are continuously getting pleased with seeing this new talent in the ring. Carnage lies on the mat, looking and admiring him
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:07:50 GMT -5
Segment: Training Day (Credit: Senator)
After the break, a strange scene is shown on the screen, as a towering man in black warm-up pants, an ACW: Official Property t-shirt, and a short grey/blonde buzz cut strides up to what is revealed to be Gooner's locker room.
??: Hmph, so this is it.
The mystery figure knocks on the door, and Gooner answers it immediately.
Gooner: Hey there, I bet the big guy sent you here, you're pretty big yourself!
??: My name is Tim Dwight, I am the ACW trainer, people call me "Textbook," I do things by the book. Son, I am here to whip you into shape.
Gooner: Don't whip me!
Dwight: Sigh...this is not going to be easy. Look, after what happened on last week, the "big guy," Ginger wanted me to work with you, I know what happened was a fluke, and that you can compete in the ring.
Gooner: You bet your pants I can, I'm 140 pounds of Dy-na-mite!
Dwight: I'm sure you are son, but I'm going to change that 140 part, and I'm also going to teach you how to really wrestle. Follow me, we're going to go to the gym here, and I'll show you what you did wrong last week.
The strange pair are followed a short way to the training gym located within the ACW Arena building, and it is an advanced gym indeed, with a full ring in the center, as well as a large screen, weights, and various fitness and strength training machines ordered neatly around the room. "Textbook" pulls a remote out of his pocket, and shows Gooner his rather short title match from last week.
Gooner: That's what happened?
Dwight: Yes, and that is what is not going to happen again. You know the first problem here? It's the fact that you are using the Superkick, a lunging or skipping in sidekick to the head. You know how many people have used or do use that move son? Chris Adams, Great Kabuki, Shawn Michaels, Raven, Chuck Palumbo, Lance Storm, Justin Credible, Eddie the Wire, Steven Richards, Haku, T-Money, Scotty 2 Hotty, X-Pac, BK London, the list goes on and on and on. People have learned to see that move coming from a mile away, and if you can not pull it off with complete accuracy, speed, force, and form, you will not pull it off, son.
Gooner: But it's my move!
Dwight: Fine, if you want to continue using the Superkick, you will have to learn how to use it right. Now watch me son, as I hit this training dummy with the kick, by the book.
"Textbook," nails a stand up training dummy with a beautiful, swift superkick, making sure not to be knocked down by the impact of his own move.
Dwight: You see that? The back foot replaced the front foot in skipping in, but I did not lose my balance. I kept my guard up with my front arm, and dropped the back arm so if I fell, I would be able to catch myself. Now try it yourself, son.
Gooner: Gotcha, I'll show you!
Gooner then proceeds to line up for the training dummy, but slips and actually busts Dwight, who had been standing next to the dummy, in the jaw, knocking down the ACW trainer, but not Gooner, who had followed some of Textbook's advice, and caught himself on his back arm upon the impact.
Dwight: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle....that was quite the kick, son! Maybe you weren't kidding about that dynamite part... Now just line your feet up like this, keep your back straight, your head up, and you will connect with your target....
Fade out
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:08:33 GMT -5
Match 5: Predator vs. Gooey Garth (Credit: RDK)
Phillip: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Winnipeg Manitoba, weighing in at 210 lbs, accompanied by Wolf............The Predator!!!!
"Stay Together for the kids" by Blink 182 blasts through the arena as Predator trots out from the entrance, water bottle in hand. Wolf skips right behind him, enthusiastic about having his master win tonight's match. He jumps infront of him, while continuing to walk down the ramp and hypes up Predator, telling him that hes a former Entertainment Champ and nobody can stand against that. Predator acknowledges this as he walks up the steps into the ring and goes through the ropes. Wolf waits on the outside and watches the entrance closely as Phillip gets ready to announce Predator's opponent...
Phillip: And his opponent, from MooseJaw, Saskatchewan, weighing in at 279 pounds...GooeyGarth!!!!
The crowd goes ballistic in boos as Gooey, very hyped up, slides out into the spotlight at the top of the entrance ramp. Gooey then raises his hands while shaking his head, soking in the crowd's dislike of him. Gooey eyes down Predator and Wolf as he walks into the ring over the top rope and awaits for the ring of the bell...
Bell Rings
These men have met eachother in the ring before. They grapple up for Gooey to gain the upper hand, launching Predator into a turnbuckle, making him slump. Gooey walks over and lifts Predator up for a scoop slam and is successful. Elbow Drops are commited! 1 Elbow, 2 Elbow, Three Elbow FOUR! Predator flops around the ring, having the heavy behemoth send such force into his chest each time. Gooey once again gets Predator to his feet, ready to already finish the match it would appear. Gooey sets up the Emerald Fusion, however Predator is able to slide behind Gooey and hit the Simba Slam. The crowd is amazed by the sudden comeback from Predator. Predator goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop. Gooey shakes a bit from the move's impact before rolling over onto all fours. Predator quickly hits an axe kick on the bending over GooeyGarth's head, making him fall down once again to all fours. Predator gets Gooey to his feet anyways though, so that he can hit a DDT. The DDT flows smoothly as Gooey's head hits the mat upoun impact. Predator hooks Gooey's leg to only recieve a 2 count for his efforts. Gooey slowly rises once again, Predator backing up against the ropes. Gooey charges Predator in anger yet Predator seizes the moment to open up the ropes, sending Gooey Flying right between them and into the crash barrier.
Predator taunts the crowd as Gooey finds himself on the outside, profusely bleeding from his head. Predator snickers as Gooey realises what he has just let himself do. Gooey has much trouble getting up and it does not appear that he will be able to. Predator takes this oppurtunity to hit a crossbody from the top turnbuckle closest to Gooey. Gooey, on his knees, feels the blow full force as blood continues to drip down from his skull. Predator then rolls to his feet after catching his breath. He knows he cannot defeat Gooey, however he had a different intention for pretty much the entire match anyways. Predator goes to the announcers table to get a chair. He takes one from one of the announcers, walking over to where Gooey is. Gooey by now, has much blood on his face and is not in any mood to be hit by a chair. Predator aims to hit Gooey with the chair but Gooey tackles him to the ground. Wolf, who has been standing by seeing this, will take no more of it. He comes in and big boots the bending over Gooey Garth to the ground. The referee sees this and will not allow it, he orders Wolf to leave the arena. Wolf however refuses to do so. He takes the chair Predator was about to use and smacks it over the back of GooeyGarth. This leaves the referee no choice but to call for the bell.
Phillip: Here is Your Winner, By Disqualification...GooeyGarth!!!
The crowd boos like salt and vinegar as Wolf carries Predator off, satisfied they were able to get revenge for a win they could never achieve. Meawhile, EMTS are about to tend to GooeyGarth however he finds the strength to get up on his own, and makes his way to the back to clean up. Leaving the crowd DEEPLY dissapointed.
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:09:21 GMT -5
Match 6: Anthony Kalb vs. Mystery Opponent – ACW Junior Title (Credit: Senator)
Coming back from the break, the Capitalists are both in the ring, and Anthony Kalb has a worried look on his face, while Kevin Fitsharris pulls a small slip of paper out of his pocket, and snatches Phillip's microphone out of his hand.
Phillip: Well, I never....
Fitsharris: We have the power now punk, so get used to it! Yeah, yeah, this is for the ACW Junior title, and all that junk, and I suppose...
Kalb snatches the mike from Fitsharris.
Kalb: Give me a little time here, I want to look at my beautiful title one last time!
As Kalb admires his Junior title, Fitsharris stealthily sneaks around his back and quietly slips the microphone out of Kalb's hand.
Fitsharris: Now then....
Kalb suddenly sees his friend with the microphone, and smacks his hand, forcing him to drop it. Phillip, seeing an opportunity, makes a running dive, coming up with the microphone and the slip of paper that Fitsharris was holding, and dropped with the mike.
Phillip: And announcing now, hailing from Parts Unknown, weighing one hundred and forty-five pounds, Gary!
As Gary walks hesitantly to the ring, Kalb's expression seems to immediately change from fear to arrogant joy, and Fitsharris grabs the microphone back from Phllip yet again.
Fitsharris: Lose this one, and you're never going to make it in the Stable!
Gary points at Fitsharris with a vicious stare, and enters the ring, while Kalb leans up against a turnbuckle. As the referee clears the ring of the non-combatants, Kalb yawns, and watches Gary stretch and shake the ropes, Ultimate Warrior style. The bell rings, and Gary wastes no time in charging Kalb with a flying lariat in the corner, but merely bounces off, flying back to the center of the ring. Kalb yawns again, and suddenly runs across the mat, knocking Gary down with a shoulder block. The champ then picks his opponent up and whips him into the ropes, but Gary, seeing it coming, slides out of the ring, right next to Kevin Fitsharris, who had stolen Phillip's chair as usual. The two stare each other down, but Gary just shakes his head, and goes back into the ring. Kalb, however, was waiting for that to happen, and knocks Gary down with a hard right hand. He then picks Gary up, again whipping him into the ropes, and on the return, meets him with what is being called the best drop toe hold in the business, sending Gary face first into the ropes, and sending him bouncing off into a standing position. Kalb then runs off the ropes himself, hitting Gary with a vicious lariatooooo! The champ goes for a quick cover...1...2...and Gary kicks out! Gary, showing his toughness, springs to his feet before Kalb, quickly dropkicking his opponent in the knee. The perpetual underdog then climbs up onto his opponent's shoulders while Kalb is still on one knee from the dropkick, and manages to go for a Victory Roll...1..and Kalb furiously kicks out! Anthony Kalb starts choking Gary, and wrings his neck with both hands, but Gary is a man possessed, and kicks Kalb in the groin, much to the disapproval of the referee!
Ref: Don't do that again, or I will have to disqualify you!
Gary starts hitting himself repeatedly in the head with both hands, until his face is a bright shade of red, and then runs over to the crouched over Kalb, attempting a scoop slam on the much larger opponent. Kalb, for his part, realizes that he is practically immovable for the smaller competitor, jumps in the air, assisting with the move, but shifts his weight, and falls down on top of Gary with a cross body of sorts...1...2...Gary kicks out! Kalb appeals to the crowd for the finish, and picks up the figuratively and quite literally squashed Gary in a rear chinlock, makes a quick throat cutting motion with his free hand, lifts Gary up, and sends his head into the mat for the deadly Adam Smith Driver...and nails it...1...2...3! The pinfall was merely an afterthought, as Gary appears to have received another of his fabled concussions, and is knocked clean out from the Adam Smith Driver. Philip then announces the winner in a clearly disappointed and dull tone.
Phillip: And the winner...still your ACW Junior Champion...Anthony Kalb.
The Capitalists celebrate as the EMTs take their usual walk to the ring to scoop Gary up and carry him to the back. Fitsharris laughs as he leaves via gurney, but Kalb simply holds his hard earned belt, and shows it to the crowd.
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:10:58 GMT -5
Fitzharris grabs a microphone, and is ready to speak. Kalb, however steals it and speaks instead
Kalb: Unlucky there, Gary. You’ll never be in the stable the way you’re going. You couldn’t beat Hunter, and you couldn’t be me. You’re a…<br> Fitzharris steals the microphone
Fitzharris: Yes, Gary. You’ll never be in this stable! Ever!
Kalb takes the microphone again
Kalb: You’re a loser! A stupid ex-ninja that’s never won a match! Ever!
Fitzharris: Actually, he beat RDK that one time…<br> Kalb: Really? Does that make me better than RDK if I can beat Gary!
Fitzharris: Sure
The Capitalists then stop and look around. Kalb then smiles, and shows off his title ever more as the camera fades. Leaving us to wonder…
Will Froggy win the Junior Title?
Will Gary ever get into the Senatorial Stable?
Will the Gooner ever master the Superkick?
Only time will answer these. Tune in next week, to find out what happens on the ACW’s favourite show, Fallout
Fade Out
End of Show.
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Post by scrawn on Mar 12, 2005 10:12:06 GMT -5
Thanks everyone who helped out. I'm sorry that it's a little short, with not much storyline progress, but I'm not sure what was meant to happen this week. Thanks again
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Post by The Senator on Mar 12, 2005 10:17:53 GMT -5
I enjoyed the show...except for the Gooey/Predator match...seeing it's not here...but then again...it is now, so, good show!
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Mar 12, 2005 11:07:02 GMT -5
Hmm, I could always write it...
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