Saturday Night Fallout 5th February 2005

[Wyvern]

Schedule of Matches:

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Predator w/Wolf vs. Brian Carnage

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GooeyGarth vs. Davey Marvel

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Rena vs. Ash - Bra and Panties match / Special Referee: Surion

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El Froggy Mask / Lost Boys vs. Felix Santana / The Capitalists - Tornado Tag Match


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Rookie Monster vs. JonnyG - ACW Junior Title match

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The show opens up to a replay of the last Fallout, where Biff was ambushed by the Capitalists and the mystery figure whom didn’t attack him, but cut the lights. The clip cuts to where Biff catches a chair shot, and ends up whacking Fitzharris with it, and ending up decimating both Fitzharris and Kalb, while taking off in his real bike. The Fallout logo appears, as a video montage of the action so far witnessed on Fallout’s previous shows is played.

Fallout is underway…<br>
“Take that bitches! This isn’t your momma’s Fallout!”

[Wyvern]

Segment: Fallout from….Fallout

The crowd is feverishly awaiting the last edition of Fallout, as a new pyro display excites the crowd. It appears Biff has had a good run for only taking care of two shows as of date. The titantron shows the Fallout logo, to a large pop from the crowd, and the pop increases to higher decibel level as “Immigrant Song” hits. The same noxious fumes and noise pollution permeate the ring side area, but the hardcore ACW fans in the front row don’t care, as Biff rolls up to ringside in his Harley-Davidson motorcycle. Today’s apparel is much like his usual gear, only tonight he’s wearing a Guns n’ Roses “Use Your Illusion” tour tanktop, which exposes his Batista-like chest veins. He climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic to begin speaking.

Biff: What’s up dudes and dudettes? It’s been a few weeks, but we’re back, and we ain’t bowing down to anyone! Fallout’s show for tonight is going to be one of historic proportions, as we have our very first ACW Junior Title match tonight, our first title defense on Fallout to this date! We’ve got your daily dose of T and A, we’ve got Davey Marvel of the New Breed going up against G-Unit’s GooeyGarth, we’ve got Predator taking on Carnage, and hell, we’ve even got the Lost Boys and my man El Froggy Mask, against the team that makes Jenero Electovolt look good, the Capitalists!

The crowd erupts in laughter, and Biff tries to speak again, but “Born in the USA” hits to a deafening assault of boos, as the Capitalists emerge from the back, brandishing mics of their own. Kevin Fitzharris is the first to speak.

Kevin: That’s enough Biff! We’ve dealt with your trippy-hippie ways for long enough! We never did anything wrong, all we ever did was try to find out who we were facing, and what did you do? You sent us up against eight other people in a tag match!

Anthony: That’s right! Biff, don’t make us anymore angry than we already are! We have the complete power to ruin your life, and we will exercise it with full intensity if you don’t stop what your slanderous ways. I would…<br>
Kalb is cut off by Biff, to the delight of the crowd.

Biff: Shove it, you corporate douches! “All we did was try to find out who we were facing…” Ha! It’s called bribery, my friends. You two ran your mouths off, and tried to pay me off. That’s a little problem. No one owns Biff. However, if you continue to mess with me, I will be sure to OWN you guys. Got it?

The two stare at each other, and they both speak in unison.

Anthony / Kevin: Yes sir!

At that moment, the ominous figure that cut the lights on Biff three weeks ago appears, chair in hand, and clocks Biff over the head, knocking him to the ground. The ominous figure reveals his mask, it’s Felix Santana! The Capitalists run to the ring, and join in on a beatdown of Biff, but then an ominous sound can be heard.

: …Ribbit.

With that, the crowd goes ballistic as El Froggy Mask hops like a fiend down to ringside, and hops into the ring. The Capitalists and Felix rush Froggy, but he quickly evades Kevin, and dropkicks Anthony over the top rope. He has a stare down with Felix, and the two almost seem to freeze. Felix decides that this is not the time to fight Froggy again, as he steps out of the ring, and heads down to the entranceway with the Capitalists, as the crowd cheers on Froggy. Froggy helps up Biff, and they start to walk to the back, as the camera fades.

[Wyvern]

Match 1: Brian Carnage vs. Predator (w/ Wolf) (Credit: Ridley)

Phillip: Ladies and gentlemen, this match will be a standard singles match, and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Greenock, Scotland, weighing in at 214 pounds, Brian Carnage!

"Open Your Eyes" hits and Carnage bounds down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans as he goes, and slides into the ring on his stomach before leaping up. He jumps onto the turnbuckle and yells "Come on!" to the fans as "Stay Together For The Kids" starts up.

Phillip: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Wolf...from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada...Predator!

Predator and Wolf receive a healthy amount of boos on their way to the ring, but neither one seems to particularly care. Predator steps through the ropes with a cocky smirk on his face and a devil-may-care look as the ref checks him for foreign objects.

Bell rings.

Predator and Carnage, no strangers to each other, circle for a couple seconds, each sizing up the other, until Predator offers a hand for a test of strength. Looking a little wary about it, Carnage decides to play along anyway, and is met with a kick to the gut right before they connect. The former Entertainment champion whips his opponent to the ropes, and comes in with a back elbow that takes Carnage off his feet. Predator goes for an elbow drop, but Carnage rolls, leaps to his feet, and hits the rising Predator with a low dropkick that sends him rolling backwards. Carnage assists in the roll by grabbing Predator's legs and throwing them over his head, which backrolls Predator to his feet. However, the next half of the plan backfires, as Predator ducks the incoming lariat, spins, and hits a clothesline of his own. Staying in control, Predator picks Carnage up before snapmaring him to the mat and applying a rear chinlock. He carefully tightens the pressure on Carnage's throat and chin, trying to keep him grounded and under control. Wolf shouts encouragement, but Carnage is able to stand up despite Predator's efforts. He plants an elbow in Predator's stomach, followed by another, but before he can make his escape, Predator retakes the high ground by switching over to a back hammerlock. Carnage has a counter for this, too: he grabs his opposite ankle and hooks it over the hammerlock, using joint leverage to force Predator to break the hold. Within a second, he's free.

Not one to pass up a grand opportunity, Carnage hits Predator with two quick knee kicks, then a step up enziguri. He bounces off the ropes, ducks Predator's attempt at a clothesline, and throws out a spinning wheel kick that knocks both men to the ground. Carnage kips up and hits a 180 senton on Predator, followed by a standing moonsault that gets an impressive pop, but only a two-count as Predator throws up a shoulder. Carnage hoists Predator back to his feet and hits him with a forearm before sending him to the ropes and jumping into a wheelbarrow position, going for a liftup bulldog. However, Predator keeps the momentum going and turns it into a wheelbarrow suplex that plants Carnage on the mat. He rolls back into a Victory Roll, and the ref counts 1, 2--kickout.

Predator (along with Wolf on the outside) angrily argues with the referee about the count, which he considers slow, and Carnage takes this opportunity to roll him up. Predator thrashes wildly, kicks out at two, and slides out of the ring to recuperate. Wolf claps Predator on the back, shouting at him to get focused, but he doesn't heed his own advice, and it's not until way too late that the two of them see Carnage dashing across the ring to hit a springboard tope on both men. They hit the floor, and Carnage bounces up, psyched and full of energy. He quickly rolls Predator back into the ring and covers, but his wily adversary proves that in the Serengeti there are, indeed, no mountains by grabbing the bottom rope to stop the count. Just a little frustrated, Carnage works over the downed Predator with a couple stomps before going to the top rope for a Swanton Bomb. However, he doesn't quite get the chance; Wolf leaps onto the apron and attempts to push him off the top rope. While Carnage is fighting with Wolf, Predator runs up and hits a high, HIGH dropkick that launches Carnage off the top and onto the guardrail, where he bounces off, clutching his back.

The referee starts the countout, and Predator poses in the ring, confident of his victory. Carnage is standing by five, but it doesn't look like he'll make it to the ring. By the eight count, however, he's made it to the apron, and he slides in the ring just in time. Predator, sighing, makes an elementary cover: 1, 2, and Carnage kicks out. Now a little annoyed, Predator covers again, and Carnage gets a shoulder up at two. Forcing the shoulder down, Predator makes one last pin, and only gets a two once more. About to have a fit, Predator drags Carnage to his feet and sets up for the Pedigree, but Carnage backdrops him. Predator comes down in a seated position and reverses with a sunset flip, which Carnage backrolls out of and flips over Predator's head before beginning to apply a ground-based Octopus Stretch. Predator just barely squirms loose and whips Carnage to the ropes; Wolf's kneeling next to the apron and he whacks Carnage with a chair, causing him to stagger forward right into the Pedigree. Predator pins, and the count is one, two, three.

Phillip: The winner of this match...Predator!

Predator stands as Wolf slides in and raises his hand in victory. The fans do not approve of the duo's methods, and voice this in a shower of boos and thrown sodas. Nothing, however, can take Predator off the hotstreak he's on, short of a derailing challenger, and his grin reflects this as the camera fades out.

[Wyvern]

Segment: When Life Hands You A Lemon, Make Lemonade

The camera cuts to Biff’s office, where El Froggy Mask and Biff are sitting down, and trying to think of a solution to the threat that are the Capitalists and Felix Santana. They are looking at contracts of the ACW roster that frequent Fallout, and they ponder amongst themselves.

Biff: Froggy, there’s no one on Fallout that we can rely on tapping for help. It seems anyone we enlist for help, is only going to turn around and bite us in the ass. Got any ideas?

Froggy: …<br>
Biff: So much for your opinion. C’mon, think Froggy! We need some power, some strength to protect the foundations of Fallout, and perhaps the free world! Without any help, we are lost…<br>
At that moment, two men walk into the office, both with long hair, looking like they are high-flyers, given their physical builds. One of them speaks.

: Don’t feel so lost. Your prayers have been answered dude. We are the Lost Boys! This is Uriel, and I’m Memnoch! We’re all about putting ourselves on the line for the greater good, and since you obviously rule Biff, we’re here to help!

Biff: Glad to have you two onboard. I’m stoked and all, but as you know, we have a problem we need to deal with. The Capitalists and Felix Santana are going to wreck havoc here in the ACW if we don’t take action now. I’ve got an idea…<br>
Uriel: What is it dude?

Biff: You two and El Froggy Mask, are going to rock the socks of the trio that are the Capitalists and Felix Santana! Take it to them tonight, as I’m booking a six-man tag match tonight! Kick the tires and light the fires, as tonight will be the time for the Lost Boys and El Froggy Mask to take off into the stratosphere! Interested? Thought so. Let’s go over some details.

The camera fades as they shut the door, closing off the conversation from the rest of the backstage area.

[Wyvern]

Segment: Surion And Rena (Credit: Surion/Rena)

The scene cuts to Surion’s locker room, where he is sitting on his couch. To his right, sitting in a armchair, is Rena.

Rena: Hello, as I’m sure you all know, I am Rena, and tonight I will be interviewing none other then Surion, who has graciously offered to be tonight’s guest ref in the Bra and Panties Match.

Surion: Of course I volunteered. What kind of gentleman would I be not to offer?

Rena: Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what you had in mind… Anyways, lets get down to business. First off, I would like to ask you, what do you think of my outfit? Isn’t it just ravishing?

Surion is a bit startled by this question, but keeps his cool. Slowly he looks Rena up and down.

Surion: Why, yes Rena, you do look wonderful, but I was wondering if we could get to the real questions.

Rena: Right. Right. Real Question… Alright, here we are, if you had the chance, which ACW Diva would you like to date?

Once again, Surion is taken aback by the question.

Surion: I’m not at liberty to reveal that…<br>
Rena: Oh, come on Surie, I’m sure there’s one Diva that has caught your eye, one that you may have a “crush” on, if I may word it like that.

Surion slightly reddens in the face, and quickly answers.

Surion: Well, if you must know, I’ve always thought that Tonya was a rather good looking girl…Look, are you going to ask me questions, or keep harassing me about my personal life?

Rena: Oh, ok, so your in Mestarruus with Daredevil… here he has a new girlfriend, what do you think…<br>
She is cut off by a glare from Surion

Rena: Right, keep on track. Anyways, Metarruus, you had a match last Saturday at Ragnarok. Tell me your thoughts on that.

Surion: Well, we lost. Which is not good. It was a good match, but I was knocked loopy by Duke... DUKE!! Of all people, Duke. I cant say im too happy about it, but thats how life goes.

Rena: Well, I see that you also recently made a bit of fun at BK London during his From The Vault special. Seems that didn’t turn out like you planned eh?

Surion: No, it didn’t…<br>
Rena: Any animosity towards him then?

Surion: BK is one of those people that goes through phase after phase, never sure what to do with themselves. The way I see it, animosity towards BK is about as useful as Ric Flair climbing a turnbuckle. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to prepare for the Bra and Panties Match.

Rena: Ah yes, before you go, I have one final question.

Surion: Shoot

Rena: Will you be calling this match down the middle?

Surion: What?

Rena: I mean, you don’t have any preference towards either of the Divas, do you?

Surion: Of course no…<br>
Rena: I mean, on one hand, there’s Ash… *Ash appears from behind a wall, and walks towards Surion* She has definitely got a special aura about her doesn’t she? *Ash sits on Surion’s left side, and nudges in extremely close to Surion, touching his leg gently.* But then again, theres always me. *Rena gets up and sits on Surion’s right side, scooting in really close* So, do you have any preference in this match? Huh Surie? *She leans in close to Surion’s ear, and whispers something inaudible into his ear. He slightly reddens, and jumps up.*

Surion: Well, girls, Im glad to have had you in my room, and I can guarentee you that I will call this match down the middle. Now, not to be rude, but if I may show you the door, I need to prepare for your match.

The girls stand up, walking past Surion, and Rena stops once again, and kisses Surion on the cheek.

Rena: I hope you do call it down the middle

Surion: *gulps* Of course I will…<br>
Rena leaves, and Surion collapses on the couch, then begins to change into his referee’s uniform.

[Wyvern]

Match 2: GooeyGarth vs. Davey Marvel (Credit: RDK)

The crowd is very hyped up for the next match for it has two superstars who won their last huge matches on fallout a few weeks before. One of them is a crowd favorite as we can plainly see with "Welcome To The Jungle" coming to life within the arena. Gooey slides out into the entrance with his shades on and points at the crowd. He then proceeds to strut down the ramp and slap hands with the fans. After doing so, he climbs up the stair and climbs over the top rope, munching on a nacho he got from one of the fans when...

"More Human than Human (NIN Remix)" by White Zombie storms through the arena and Davey runs down the ramp and slides in, going nose to nose with Gooey. He then spits to his left and shoves Gooey, before going to his corner. The referee then signals for the bell and the match commences.

Davey and Gooey circle, Davey knows that a straight forward attack would not be wise, considering Gooey's size. Gooey is slowly advancing towards Davey as they circle and in time, they grapple up. Davey confidently tries to overpower Gooey but Gooey's size DOES matter and he sets up a swift snap suplex on Davey before laying a vicious stomping on him. Davey rolls out of the ring and brushes off his chest. He then jumps back onto the apron, with Gooey just on the otherside of the ropes. Davey then kicks Gooey in the gut from the other side and then takes Gooey's head over and smashes it against the steel post. Gooey bellows in agony, the crowd boos loudly to the mistreatment Davey has given Gooey, but Davey shrugs off their jeering as he climbs through the ropes and gets to work on Gooey. Davey hits a powerful right hand on Gooey, making his head go to his own right. Spit flies from Gooey's mouth like rain drops in a tornado. The phase is repeated again accept this time Davey hits Gooey with a left hand. Gooey stutters back a bit and leans against the ropes. Davey takes the oppurtunity to whip Gooey to the opposite ropes. Davey prepares to catch the returning gooey with his T-Bone suplex, but oddly enough, Gooey hits a big boot before Davey can react and the tides change in Gooey's favor.

Gooey lifts Davey up from the ground and positions for an emerald fusion, but Davey gets off of Gooey and goes from behind. Davey attempts a german suplex, but he cannot lift Gooey for that type of move. Gooey elbows Davey in the face, making him lose grip. Gooey then nails a thunderous spine buster outta nowhere and goes for the cover. The count seems very long, and Gooey is only awarded a two for his effort. Davey clambers back to his feet and nails a strong underhook punch to Gooey's belly. Gooey bends down in pain, gasping for breath as Davey hits one final one, which makes Gooey bend down even more, trying to breath oxygen. Davey then runs towards the ropes Gooey is facing and jumps over them onto the apron. He then taunts to the crowd and signals for Midnight. He springboards over the top rope as graceful as a swan. He signals to connect with the move onto Gooey but Gooey has played one on Davey. He immediatly stops bending over and catches Davey in mid air. He then hits a slightly botched Cheese Dip. Gooey hooks the leg: "1-2-"Davey kicks out! Gooey can't believe what he has witnessed. The crowd boos loudly as Davey pushes back to the ropes to clamber up to his feet. He then signals for Gooey to bring it and the final part of the match approaches...

Gooey comes forward to Davey and they exchange blows, going into the middle of the ring. Davey signals for a final punch that could bring Gooey down and goes to execute it but Gooey ducks and catches Davey from behind for a reverse DDT, but Davey counters with a snapmare followed by a kick to the back of Gooey's head. Davey gets Gooey up and whips him into the ropes. Gooey rebounds back and goes for another big boot, Davey ducks under and goes off those same ropes while Gooey goes off the opposite ones. The two rebound, two trains about to collide, Gooey goes for a closeline, Davey ducks, Gooey turns around, T-Bone Suplex By Davey Marvel! Davey quickly positions himself and gooey for the texas cloverleaf, and is successful. Gooey abruptly wakes up and remembers a simalar maneuver like this executed by Predator two weeks prior to this very match. The crowd begins to clap and get behind Gooey, Davey having the hold locked in tight, will not let Gooey get out without a fight (It rhymes ^_^). Gooey flails around his big mass and Davey is having trouble holding down the mass. Wriggling and squiggling, Gooey gets closer to achieving freedom of the lock. Davey gives a last effort to tighten the hold, but only loses grip as Gooey gets out and the entire crowd gets on its feet. Gooey sits up and gets to his feet quickly, Davey likewise. Davey, furious, hits a powerful right hand on Gooey before going off the ropes and connects with a frankensteiner! He covers for the pin. 1…2…3!

Phillip: Here is your winner, Davey Marvel!

The crowd appears to be in disfavor of the result, but the man possessed that is Davey Marvel ignores the jeers, and storms to the back as quickly as he came. Gooey stands up, disappointed, but eager to rebound, as he heads backstage. The camera fades.

[Wyvern]

Match #3: Rena vs. Ash – Bra and Panties Match (Credit:FSX)

As the camera focuses back in on the ring, the crowd is cheering as Surion is already in the ring excited. Phillip enters the ring and waits a moment for the crowd to calm down, and Surion to calm down.

Phillip: Ladies and gentlemen this is a Bra and Panties match. The special guest referee for this match will be Surion. Now, First making her way down to the ring, Hailing from Boston…Ash!

“Pretend That We’re Dead” blasts through the speakers as Ash walks down the ramp to loud cheers She gives a quick pose for the crowd She proudly walks down the ramp and enters with great confidence. slowly moving into the ring, Surion qucikly rushes over to get a better look.

Phillip: And now…making her way to the ring..Rena!

“Dirty” plays loudly through the speakers, but is lightly heard from the screaming people, basically the same response Ash got. Rena smiles and she slowly makes her way to the ring, giving the fans a bit more then a sneak peek of whats to come. As she moves into the ring, waving to the crowd wh Surion stalks around her.

Phillip quickly leaves the ring as Surion calls for the bell, still over excited. As the bell rings, Ash lunges out quickly ready to make the first move aware of what happened last time. Ash quickly grabs her pulling into sleeper. Rena struggles thrashing around a bit, and Surion takes the advantage and attempts to get between them. Ash isn't about to let go pulling hard, before getting elbowed a few times and grabbed in all too much of a thrusting motion by surion. As Ash is letting go and backing away from Surion, Rena gives a quick pose before grabbing the back of ash's top and ripping it off quickly. Ash is stunned for a moment before covering herself well Rena throws the shirts to the crowd. Ash turns to Rena again only to get back kicked, and jumped on by Rena. Well rolling on the ground for awhile it seems obvious that Surion has left the ring, the camera shifts to see him with ash's shirt before looking back to the ring and quickly attempting to pull the ladies off each other. Ash scratches at Rena for awhile, tearing the skin as Surion jerks and pulls Rena off her. Ash grabs Rena’s hair and slams her back to the ground jumping on her back and ripping at her shirt unsuccessfully, Rena gets to a kneeling position and pulls off a snapmare before getting up and moving back to a corner.

As Rena gets up, she cannot see Ash. As she turns around, she sees Ash lunging at her. Ash does a small jump in the air, Rena moves over and she watches ash hit the turnbuckle before rolling her up and grabbing her skirt ready to easily tear it off. Ash knows what’s about to happen and launches Rena back head first into the turnbuckle. The crowd groans at how hard she hit and surion quickly lays her down on the mat sitting on her. Ash sees he's too mesmerized to give a damn she quickly ripped off Rena's shirt and tosses it away. Surion quickly chases the shirt snatching it well Ash moved on top of Rena ready for her revenge for her humiliation a few weeks ago. Rena is back from her dazed state by this point and tosses Ash off her with a vengeance. Rena quickly gets holding her shoulder before grabbing Ash in a quick DDT. Surion leaves the ring for a moment and grabs a chair sliding back into the ring. By this point Rena has lifted Ash up again and nailed her with a hurricanrana. Ash is very out of it and Rena looks to where Surion is, seeing him sitting in the chair staring at them. The crowd laughs before seeing Rena pull off Ash's skirt and the bell is rung, Ash is red in the face but still lying on the mat shocked she actually lost again.

Phillip: and the winner of this match...Rena!

The crowd is heard cheering loudly for both the ladies, and Surion is applauding somewhat twitching from the match. Rena goes over and sits on his lap with the crowd cheering loudly as the camera fades to commercial.

[Wyvern]

Segment: Interview with FallenSouls (Credit: FallenSouls/Biff)

A taped segment is shown over the titantron, it shows a dimly lit room, and FallenSouls is sitting in a chair, looking over at Biff Taylor, ACW’s Go-to-guy for Fallout. It appears an interview is underway.

Biff: Dude, why are you allied with Will Anger? What was going through your mind when you brought this alliance about?

FSX : I'm going to hear this question alot in the coming weeks and it will drive me to hell. I allied myself with Will Anger because I am that good, and he is really..that bad. He has so much talent going to waste, I plan on bringing out his full potential.. If I don't succeed, ACW does need more openers..

Biff: Very well dude. I was thinking, and I really had to think, you know? What I’m trying to say is, what do you hope to accomplish with helping Anger out, especially at ringside on Monday against Wyvern, the current Entertainment champ?

FSX : I am going to monitor his progress and nothing more, I don't plan to or want to help him win a match..what would be the point in training somone who can't win a match alone? If he needs my help he's the next Kain.

Biff: What do you think of the current ACW talent? I mean, besides the awesome Fallout roster.

FSX : Other then the bad, and the ugly I see a few rare good talent I'd like to step into the ring with. One of the good is senator, he may have months of ring rust and be unimpressive so far in the ring, but it won't be hard to have a decent match with him..and another win for me this monday. if you wanted an example of the bad then you wouldn't have much of a life now , would you?

Biff: Dude, you’ve doing great here. A true professional. However, here’s the ringer. What do you plan to do in the ACW from this moment on? Any aspirations?

FSX : Besides my minor goal of assisting Anger, I am bound to hold another of ACW's titles sometime in the future. If I was to pick a main ambition it would have to be moving up the ranks of ACW and being able to main event a ppv for the world title. If theres anything major I still want to do in my career, besides destroying the lives of all who oppose me, is to main event a pay per view for the world title.

Biff: Who do you think are going to be the "must-see" people in the ACW over the course of 2005? You know, besides El Froggy Mask and the Fallout roster.

FSX: Besides me, obviously, there are a few that you should really look into. New Breed seems to be coming to life though as a stable, they completely fail. Pain Inc. will again be a major threat to all throughout 2005. There killing daredevil on warfare, should be amusing, anyway. I believe hunter also is going to have a good showing and is bound to win the International title this year. That will of corse happen, after i've won it and got bored with it.

Biff: Great. You’re almost in the clear. However, here’s the MOST important question: Harley-Davidson or Yahama?

FSX: ...What the hell? There both overrated and..well..Yamaha.

Biff: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!? Get out of here now!!!

FSX walks out of the room as Biff goes on a rampage, laughing hysterically at the Fallout GM. One could only wonder how many times Biff’s mother dropped him during his infancy. Biff storms out of the room muttering “Yahama…yeah right. Harley’s kick ass.”, as the camera fades.

[Wyvern]

Segment: Jenero ala Shock Therapy

Camera cuts to Jenero Electrovolt, the walking xerox machine of the ACW, as he is walking down the hallway of the backstage. Currently dressing up like a certain Lord of Hardcore, he isn’t making too many friends (or any for that matter) as he shows off his unoriginal gimmick. As he passes by a door, the door swings open, and a hand reaches out, and pulls him in. The room is a very harsh-colored room, and in the middle of the room lies a crossbar with rope hanging down from it.

Jenero: What is this place? I know I’m the Lord of Hardcore, but I’ve never seen this place before!

: It’s a torture room. Built for your suffering.

The camera reveals it’s one of the druids. As he finishes his speaking, the other two druids bum rush Jenero with tasers, and shock him down to the ground, leaving him unable to move. They then proceed to tie him up to the crossbar, and there lies Jenero, hanging by his hands.

Druid 1: We obviously know you’re not our master, and your chameleon games are up.

Druid 1 pulls out a nail gun, and places it against Jenero’s chest. He pulls the trigger, and a nail sticks into Jenero’s left pectoral muscle, and Druid 1 pulls the trigger again, sending another nail to the right side. Jenero is bleeding profusely from the torture so far, as Druid 1 speaks again.

Druid 1: How do you justify passing yourself off as others? Is there some insatiable desire to be other people that lurks within you, you sick voyeuristic fuck?

Jenero: I don’t know what you’re talking about…I’m the ACW World Champ, Bk Londen!

At this, druids 2 and 3 grab pieces of wire, and tie them to where the nails stick into Jenero. They connect the wires to a switch that connects to a string of car batteries. They pull the switch, sending a large shock to go through Jenero. They switch it off, and let Jenero get a breather…for now.

Druid 1: Wrong answer. You appear to have no true identity… A sad trait, a faceless man whom will have no one remembering him for what he actually did in life, for the fact everything would’ve been a lie. What do you say about this?

Jenero pauses for a moment.

Jenero: Nothing at all Bruda! OooOooHhhH Yeah!!!

The switch is pulled again, but for a longer time. The scent of burning flesh can be picked up now, as Jenero is having trouble with his bodily functions, and he releases the contents of his bladder due to the spasms.

Jenero: You low-lives… How dare you treat such as specimen of perfection like this? I’m TNT for God sakes!

The switch is pulled again. More burnt flesh.

Druid 1: Think idiot. You’ll live longer doing so.

Jenero thinks for about two seconds.

Jenero: I’m the greatest tag team of all time! I’m Hunter & Cage!

An awkward pause by the druids. They stare at each other for a moment at the completely ridiculous comment made by Jenero. They turn on the switch again, but the juice shortly drains. Jenero appears to be relieved by the lack of electricity flowing through his body, but Druid 1 picks up the Nailgun, and aims it for Jenero’s head.

Druid 1: This isn’t funny anymore. You’re going to die right here and now.

The Druid pulls the gun, but one of the other druids pushes his arm slightly over, and the nail catches Jenero in the left eyelid. It doesn’t affect his eye, but the area around it is bleeding profusely.

Druid 2: It’s not his time yet. He must experience more pain, at a later date.

Druid 1: Very well…<br>
Druid 1 pulls the trigger again, and shoots Jenero in the right kneecap with the nailgun. Jenero hollers, but quickly passes out from the pain. The druids head for the door.

Druid 1: I think our master would be proud.

They leave, leaving Jenero hanging from his hands, unconscious and in critical condition. Will he be able to wrestle this Monday? Even more importantly, does he have the means to treat his wounds? Find out this Monday!

[Wyvern]

Match #4: El Froggy Mask / Lost Boys vs. Felix Santana / The Capitalists (Credit: RDK)

As soon as we come back from commercial, "Green Hornet" springs to life as El Froggy Mask, along with the Lost Boys make their way down the ramp. The crowd cheers very loudly for all three men. El Froggy is very hyped and continues to jump and hop around while the lost boys merely waltz down the ring and slide in. El Froggy leap frogs over the ropes and the three men go to their respective turnbuckles and taunt to the crowd, getting good reactions and the crowd is content until "Gasolina" storms through and Felix Santana along with the Capitilists make their way down the ramp. Many boos are given, mainly to the capitilists. The Capitilists merely taunt the crowd with money and then burn it with cigars they have in their mouths. When they enter the ring they get rid of their cigars and Felix is fired up to begin first. Memnoch decides to start off the match for his team and the others go behind the ropes as the referee signals for the bell...

The bell rings.

Felix and Memnoch circle before grappling up. Both men are equal in strength and they circle around locked in the grapple. Memnoch gets behind Felix and tries to get a headlock, well, locked in. Felix won't have this however and elbows Memnoch in the face. Memnoch staggers back as Felix runs off the ropes and jumps onto Memnoch, trying to hit a hurricanara DDT. This move is countered however when Memnoch pushes Felix off, sending him in the air. Felix is able to land on a turnbuckle, and grabs the ropes to attain balance. He then smiles as he leaps off for a flying crossbody. Memnoch catches Felix in an inside cradle and the referee counts 2 before Felix reverses the move into his own small package. Again the referee counts to 2 but Memnoch is able to kick out. The two men get up and Felix decides to tag in Kevin. Kevin and Felix double irish whip Memnoch against the ropes and then hit a double flap jack on him sending his neck on the ropes. The impact is so great that he springs back and lands on his back. The wind knocked out of him. Felix gets out of the ring and Kevin gets to work on Memnoch. Kevin hits some strong kicks to the gut of Memnoch before nailing a vicious DDT. Kevin hooks Memnoch's leg but Memnoch is able to kick out just after two. Kevin gets Memnoch up to his feet again and hits him with a strong right hand and then a left. Memnoch staggers and groggily tilts his head back and forth. Kevin goes for a closeline to finish the job but Menoch ducks and goes behind Kevin. Memnoch ceases the moment and boom, an inverted DDT is pulled off. Both men are down for a while. When the referee counts to four Memnoch is moving and is slowly trying to get to his corner. Kevin sees this and gasps as he tries to tag Kalib. Memnoch is almost at his corner, about to tag El Froggy until Kevin makes the tag to Kalib and Kalib comes running in, big booting El Froggy Mask off the apron with lightning speed, sending him crashing into the crash barrier on the outside. Kalib smiles as he collects Memnoch and scoop slams him down in the middle of the ring. Kailb looks to the crowd and smiles as he is booed. He goes off the ropes and nails a leg drop on Memnoch. Kalib hooks the leg and Memnoch barely kicks out before 3. Kevin is rooting Kalib on as he knees Memnoch in the stomach multiple times and then knees him in the face sending Memnoch backwards landing on his back, with a nose starting to bleed. Kalib laughs as he tags in Kevin and they hit a double team piledriver on Memnoch. Uriel has had enough of this, standing by watching all this happen, he jumps into the ring and goes to closeline both men but both men duck. Uriel comes back off the ropes for another closeline but both men lift him up and the second double team flapjack of the match is performed.

Uriel rolls out of the ring as Kalib goes to his corner and Kevin gets to work on Memnoch. Kevin punches around Memnoch some more until he gets bored and decides the match must end soon. Kalib roots on Kevin as he irish whips Memnoch to the corner and begins to chop at his chest. However, on the second chop, Memnoch is able to catch Kevin's hand. In a burst of energy Memnoch jumps backwards onto the turnbuckle and flies off, with Kevin's hand still in his grasp and nails Kevin's arm with a hard chop. Kevin goes back a bit closing his eyes and groaning about the matter. He goes to closeline Memnoch but Memnoch ducks and runs off the ropes. Kevin turns around and sees Memnoch come back to hit him with a harsh running drop kick. Both men go down and Kevin knows that he isn't getting anywhere taking on Memnoch. Kevin goes to tag Felix but El Froggy IS BACK! He jumps onto the apron and then jumps onto Felix's shoulders, nailing a hurricanara off the apron and onto the outside. Both men go down and Kevin looks to Kalib for a tag. Kalib is reaching his hand out and Kevin is about to tag him but Uriel comes and drags him away. Yes, Memnoch was able to make the tag to a recovered Uriel. Uriel grabs Kevin and drags him far from the ropes. Kevin almost cries as he sees Kalib get farther and farther away. Memnoch laughs as he sees this going on from his corner. Meanwhile El Froggy is taking it to Felix on the outside. The two are jumping around everywhere, performing some pretty impressive chain wrestling as well. Felix eventually pushes El Froggy away and then runs at him. El Froggy ceases the oppurtunity and nails a Belly-To-Belly Suplex, slamming Felix hard on the outside, both men down and breathing heavily. Meanwhile Uriel is beating the shit out of Kevin. Kevin has tried to counter Uriel but Uriel is too fresh to be taken out by the very "damp" Kevin. Uriel is about to hit the Hammer Of God but Kevin just wont let him nail it as he staggers back some away from Uriel. Kevin then makes desperate run for the tag but Memnoch runs across the apron and drop kicks Kalib off the apron and to the outside. Kalib does not however suffer too much from the fall and only lands on his ass.

[Wyvern]

Kevin is laid out in the middle of the ring as Uriel goes to the top rope. The crowd cheers and Uriel signifies for the elbow drop. He taunts and plays off to the crowd before going for the move. Just in the nick of time though, Kevin rolls out of the way, making Uriel hit the mat with a thunderous thud. Meanwhile the battle between Kalb and Memnoch fuses into one with the now continuing battle between El Froggy and Felix. The referee tries to restore order and tells the four to get back to their respective corners but they ignore. The referee begins to count to the count of 5. Kalb is finally able to sort of turn the tables for his team as he Irish whips Memnoch into the steel post. Kalb then goes over to El Froggy and hits a German suplex on him from behind. Felix ceases the opportunity as he runs off the crash barrier to hit an asai moonsault. Boom! The wind knocked right out of El Froggy. The referee is almost at five as the wrestlers begin to scurry back. Memnoch, feeling weak, gets El Froggy over his shoulder and helps him over to their respective part of the apron. Kevin is able to make the tag to Felix as he enters the ring and goes for a clothesline on Uriel. Uriel dodges and tries to hit a backdrop but Felix flips over and then rolls Uriel up: "1-2-rope break". The referee calls it as Felix lets go. Uriel gets up and the two get into a grapple. Felix tries for a suplex but Uriel reverses it into a snap suplex. Uriel then scampers to the now better feeling El Froggy as he makes the tag to him. Memnoch joins in and all three men enter the ring. El Froggy comes in; Felix goes for him, El Froggy leap frogs him. Felix keeps going and is hit by a double team flipping neckbreaker by the lost boys. The Capitalists come storming in and try to double clothesline Froggy but Froggy leapfrogs them, with the lost boys behind him. The Capitalists go and are about to be tackled by the lost boys but swiftly and intelligently fall to their belly. The Lost Boys run over them and go off the ropes. Kevin jumps and luckily hits Memnoch with a successful roundhouse punch. This makes Memnoch groggy. The Capitalists have a booming idea as Kalb dodges a shoulder block from Uriel and the two double Irish whip Memnoch into the rebounding Uriel and the two hit heads for a double K.O.

During all of this El Froggy has AGAIN had his hands full with Felix. Leapfrogging over his charging attacks and dodging his strikes, El Froggy Mask tries his best not to be beaten down by Felix. Felix frustratingly calls upon the aid of the capitalists and they comply. The referee won't allow this however. The capitalists look at each other and then look back at the referee. Kalb takes the referee by the head and socks his lights out for good as the two advances towards El Froggy. Felix tells them to all nail their finishers. Kevin goes first and nails the buck stops here; afterwards, Kalb swiftly hits the pre-emptive strike and gets out of the pin. The two capitalists bring El Froggy to his feet, groggy he is as he sees Felix going to the top rope for his finisher, but as he is about to hit it, the crowd goes insane. The Capitalists look to see Biff running down the ramp and into the ring. Kevin goes after him and hits some punches but Biff doesn’t feel a thing before connecting with a T-bone Suplex Piledriver on Kevin. Kevin is out of commission as Felix, unknowingly tries to hit his In A World of Pain but Biff pushes the groggy El Froggy out of the way and catches Felix. Felix almost shits his pants as Biff maneuvers Felix around and hits the T-bone Suplex Piledriver on him. Biff laughs and turns around to see a chair come at him; he ducks and then turns around to catch the holder of such item, Kalb in a T-bone Suplex Piledriver. Biff then encourages El Froggy Mask to go to the top rope and he does. The crowd marks out and El Froggy Mask hits the frog splash on Felix. Biff climbs out after slapping the referee and he "comes back to earth". The referee, barely knowing what’s going on, slowly taps the mat, 1, 2...3.

Your Winners Of This Match...El Froggy Mask and The Lost Boys!

The crowd is ballisticly cheering as El Froggy Mask has his hand raised by the referee and Biff comes in to help the Lost Boys to their feet. The four men celebrate another one up on the "bad" guys. The Capitalists roll out, very hurt and disgusted as they slowly get to their locker rooms. Felix is rolls out as well, but looks up at the four men and says: "Your gonna get it some day chicos" and turns to head back. The four ignore him as they each go to a turnbuckle and raise their hands and so another chapter of Fallout comes to an end whilst another one begins....

[Wyvern]

Senator Interview by Latino (Credit: Latino/Senator)

The camera cuts to a dimly lit room, which appears to look like the lavish locker room of the Senator. Latino can been seen, bottle of an indistinguishable substance (probably alcohol) in hand, ready to interview the Senator. Both men appear to be comfortable in their surroundings, as the interview begins.

Latino: Mira everyone today the Latino One will get the "privilege" to interview one of ACW's newest superstars the Senator! Orale vato how do you like ACW?

Senator: Well, my old rival and associate, I, the Senator, would like to first thank you for the privilege of taking the time for this interview, as for the question, well....I would have to say that much like in politics, there are the good, the bad, and the ugly. I think that ACW has plenty of potential....that has not yet been unlocked.

Latino: So chico...how was it like getting turned down mi chula Atomic Kitsune?

Senator: I found it troubling, and I believe that we both should be concerned by the new and dare I say, rather distasteful direction she has headed in. Miss Kitsune was always a champion for justice, much like myself, and this new road is one best not traveled.

Latino: Ah well I think I know my mami a lot better than you vato, and she is doing just fine. Pero let's get away from that. What goals do you have for este fed?

Senator: I have several priorities. First off, I want to win matches. Without that, nothing else is going to follow. Second, I want to win titles, any titles, with gold comes power, and with power, I can accomplish my third and perhaps most important goal, and that is to cleanse ACW of the impurity of so called hardcore wrestling, and bring the ACW back to the tradition of wrestling that descends from Frank Gotch, George Hackenschmidt, Ed "The Strangler" Lewis, Lou Thesz, Antonio Inoki, and perhaps Chris Benoit in the present day.

Latino: Hmmm those are some pretty big goals pero, although I see one problem with goal two.

Senator: What, may I ask, is that?

Latino: Me. Sooner or later vato, you will make it to the top of this mountain and I shall be there waiting. So don't be fustrated when you get taken down a few times on your first try.

Senator: Oh, do not believe that I am worried about that. If there is one thing I have learned over these years, it is that a goal worth pursuing is not one that comes easy. I welcome your challenge, when I get to that point, I believe it is you who should prepare for frustration. You see, I am willing to take the losses and the disappointments, look, for example, at my performance at the last pay per view, I made a triumphant return, eliminated one of ACW's top personalities, yet got pinned by a common double-arm DDT, and saw my team lose to a team of psychos. Rest be assured, I will never be hit by that move again, I have a counter for it, as I do for any move I lose to.

Latino: Hehe, si, si I saw that. I loved every minute of that. Let me ask you this Senator. Who do think in ACW will be the biggest thorn in your side since your debut?

Senator: Well, I will wait and see on that one. I could answer that it would be the White Rose, who pinned me at Ragnarok, but that's looking at the past, not the future. I could say that it would be RDK, who I have heard many things about, but I defeated him, not vice versa. Then again...perhaps it would be Kitsune, as she seems to hold an entirely unreasnable grudge against me, but perhaps she'll get over that.

[Wyvern]

Latino: Ah yes those are all good choices I believe, but if you do try anything on Alicia, you do know I will not be far behind?

Senator: You.....hmph, I could most certainly see you would be miffed, but, well, I've heard you are a shadow of your former self!

Latino: Oh Senator i am far from that. In fact if anything I am 10 times better than I ever was in GFWWE. If I remember right even back then I was able to take out two members of your Senatorial Stable. I main-evented PPVs. You did nothing. I achieved all that i have wanted to hear in ACW and more is indeed included for the future. While you...you lost our debut match.

Latino: So yes you can try what you want with Alicia but I shall be right there by her side to make sure you can’t do anything.

Senator: I am not sure what you are assuming there, we have nothing but a mutual interest in protecting Kitsune, I merely am concerned that she is headed down the wrong path, and you, as I said before, all things aside, I have respect for you. Even then, I will put you on notice that anyone who crosses the Senator ends up paying the price, if you want to start a needless fight, go right ahead, I'm not going to back down, just ask anybody who runs against me in my district! That said, I am here to accomplish my goals, lofty as they may be, and...I have a meeting to make, and that, my friend, is nothing but the truth!

Latino: Hmmmm…. I may take you up on that offer one day pero, but we should get back to the interview. One more question loco before you leave.

Senator: Sure thing, I have enough time for one more...

Latino: Will the Senatorial Stable make a return? I just need to know whose locker room to steal from.

Senator: No comment, sorry. If you want to steal something, I suggest you try that Nation of Somethingation or somebody else. And with that...I really do have to make that darned meeting!

Latino: Ah too bad vato. Well as much as I do not agree with your ideals and values good luck with your "goals." Just stay away from Alicia and myself.

The Senator quickly gets up, as the camera fades, signifying the end of the interview.

[Wyvern]

Match 5: Rookie Monster vs. JonnyG – ACW Junior Title Match (Credit: Surion)

The camera pans back to the ring, as Phillip enters and gets read to announce the next match.

Phillip: The following match is schedule for one fall, and is for the Junior Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Blackpool, England, Danny Richards, The Rookie Monster!!!!!

“Lamb of God” by Marilyn Manson hits and Rookie makes his way out to the stage. He makes his way down to the ring, intimidating anyone who looks at him the wrong way. He enters the ring and waits for his opponent.

Phillip: And introducing next, he is the Junior Champion, JonnyG!!!

“In The End” by Linkin Park blazes and Jonny makes his grand entrance. He jogs down the aisle, occasionally slapping hands with his fans. Once he reaches the ring, he slides in and visit’s a turnbuckle or two before giving the title to the ref. The ref holding the title up, displaying it for the entire crowd to see. He then hands it off to the timekeeper, and meets the two men in the middle of the ring to remind them of the rules. Once he finishes, he calls for the bell to ring.

The bell rings.

Rookie wastes no time attacking Jonny. He grabs him, hurtles him towards the ropes, and hits him with a quick body press. Rookie then quickly stands up and gives Jonny an elbow drop. Followed by another, and another. Finally tiring of elbow drops, Rookie picks Jonny back up and throws him into a corner. Rookie rushes towards Jonny, and flattens him with a body splash. Rookie then backs into the opposite corner, and runs towards Jonny. Just as Rookie is about to flatten him once more, Jonny ducks out of he way. Rookie turns around, just in time to receive a standing dropkick, which barely fazes the big man. Jonny goes for another, which also leaves but a dent in Rookie. Jonny then retreats back to the opposite corner, and awaits Rookie. Rookie once again rushes, and is fooled again, as Jonny sidesteps one more time. Jonny retreats again to the opposite corner, but Rookie has figured out this game. He rushes at Jonny, knowing a sidestep is in wait, so stops just short. But Jonny hasn’t moved, and gives Rookie a quick finger to the eye. This only infuriates Rookie, and Jonny decides now is a good time to get out of Dodge. He slides under the ropes, Rookie in pursuit. He circles around the ring, and Jonny, being much more agile then Rookie, slides back into the ring and awaits his more cumbersome opponent.

Rookie re-enters the ring and runs again towards Jonny who ducks, grabbing a hold of the ropes, sending him tumbling back to the mats below. Jonny gets a slight chuckle, but is quickly abated when he sees his opponent get up with a look of malice. Instead of coming back into the ring, Rookie walks over to the timekeepers table and grabs the chair. The ref sees this and runs towards Rookie to take the chair away. But Rookie, not willing to back down, glares at the ref and raises the chair in a feux attempt to smash the refs head in. The ref backs down, and Rookie enters the ring. As he stands up, Jonny dropkicks the chair, which in return, nails Rookie in the head. Jonny picks up the chair, looks at it, and throws outside the ring. He then returns his focus to Rookie, whom is apparently knocked out. The ref re-enters the ring, and Jonny covers. Ref counts 1... 2... And Rookie kicks out. Jonny goes for another cover, but gets the same result. Jonny stands up and drops an elbow on Rookie. Jonny delivers 2 more quick elbows before pulls Rookie towards the middle. Jonny applies the Sharpshooter and Rookie cries out in pain. Rookie claws at the ring, looking for a way to get to the ropes. He finds friction on the mat, and crawls desperately towards the ropes. A his fingers touch the ropes, Jonny notices how close he is, and walks back towards the middle. But he doesn’t get very far, as Rookie has found a way to use his upper body strength to reach the ropes. Rookie grab a hold, and Jonny is forced to release the hold.

Rookie holds his legs as Jonny stands up to regain his breathe. Rookie stands up wearily with the help of the ropes, and Jonny dropkicks him out of the ring to give himself more time to recover. Jonny sits in a corner for a couple seconds then ascends the turnbuckle. He crouches on top of the turnbuckle and waits for Rookie to stand back up. Rookie stands up and turns around just in time to receive a flying body press. As he hit’s the ground, he reacts as if twice the damage had been done. As Jonny stands back up, he picks up Rookie to slide back in the ring, and see the chair he had discarded earlier underneath where Rookie had been lying. He looks up at the crowd, then the ref, and shrugs. He rolls him into the ring and picks him up for a Jonorous Slam. Showing amazing strength, he puts Rookie on his shoulders and delivers the Slam. He rolls on top of Rookie and the ref counts 1... 2... 3...

Phillip: Here is your winner, and STILL Junior Champion, JonnyG!

Jonny grabs his title and celebrates in the ring for a while. After he finishes, he heads towards the back to a barrage of cheers. Rookie stands back up slowly and walks towards the back. As the show closes, one can only wonder about what has transpired tonight.

What’s next for the Capitalists?

What’s in store for Biff?

Will Jenero recover?

Why does El Froggy rule?

Only time will tell.

Fade to Black.

[scrawn]

Great show Wyvern. Good enough for me to buy you a beer