Post by Wyvern on Jan 15, 2005 11:51:11 GMT -5
Segment: Oh, the Humanity!
Camera fades on Biff running frantically around backstage, looking for the Capitalists and his beloved Harley. He finally gets the idea that the parking lot is probably the best choice to look for his bike. He runs into the parking lot, but he can’t get a good look at the area, as the lights go off.
Biff: What in the holy hell is going on?
A familiar voice can be heard behind him.
???: Turnabout is fair play. What you did to us last week, is the tip of the iceberg of what we’re going to do to you.
Biff: Whoa, chill dudes. We can discuss this, just don’t do anything to my…<br>
The lights come back on, revealing Biff’s Harley, completely smashed up.
Biff:…Harley.
A look of pure sadness takes over Biff’s face. He kneels to the ground, as Kevin Fitzharris moves in closer with a steel chair in hand, and Anthony Kalb rounds a corner, brandishing a baseball bat.
Kevin: Any last words, Biff? Or are you too choked up on your stupid bike to realize the error of your ways?
Biff doesn’t answer.
Anthony: Are you retarded? He said, any last words?
Biff’s expression switches to extreme anger, unbeforeseen by the man. He springs up, and kicks Fitzharris in the midsection, and grabs the chair. Kalb rushes Biff with the bat, but Biff dodges the blow, and cracks the chair over his skull, busting Kalb wide open. He throws the chair down, and locks Fitzharris in a T-Bone suplex into a piledriver onto the chair, knocking him out cold. Biff stands up, with a calm expression on his face.
Biff: Take that, bitches!
Biff opens the garage door to the outside of the arena. Sitting outside is Biff’s real bike. Biff walks to it, and hops on it. He starts the bike up, and rides it off into the sunset.
What will happen next with Biff and the Capitalists?
What is El Froggy Mask’s condition?
How will defending the Junior title on Fallout affect JonnyG?
As Biff put it last week, “This ain’t your momma’s Fallout!”.
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
Camera fades on Biff running frantically around backstage, looking for the Capitalists and his beloved Harley. He finally gets the idea that the parking lot is probably the best choice to look for his bike. He runs into the parking lot, but he can’t get a good look at the area, as the lights go off.
Biff: What in the holy hell is going on?
A familiar voice can be heard behind him.
???: Turnabout is fair play. What you did to us last week, is the tip of the iceberg of what we’re going to do to you.
Biff: Whoa, chill dudes. We can discuss this, just don’t do anything to my…<br>
The lights come back on, revealing Biff’s Harley, completely smashed up.
Biff:…Harley.
A look of pure sadness takes over Biff’s face. He kneels to the ground, as Kevin Fitzharris moves in closer with a steel chair in hand, and Anthony Kalb rounds a corner, brandishing a baseball bat.
Kevin: Any last words, Biff? Or are you too choked up on your stupid bike to realize the error of your ways?
Biff doesn’t answer.
Anthony: Are you retarded? He said, any last words?
Biff’s expression switches to extreme anger, unbeforeseen by the man. He springs up, and kicks Fitzharris in the midsection, and grabs the chair. Kalb rushes Biff with the bat, but Biff dodges the blow, and cracks the chair over his skull, busting Kalb wide open. He throws the chair down, and locks Fitzharris in a T-Bone suplex into a piledriver onto the chair, knocking him out cold. Biff stands up, with a calm expression on his face.
Biff: Take that, bitches!
Biff opens the garage door to the outside of the arena. Sitting outside is Biff’s real bike. Biff walks to it, and hops on it. He starts the bike up, and rides it off into the sunset.
What will happen next with Biff and the Capitalists?
What is El Froggy Mask’s condition?
How will defending the Junior title on Fallout affect JonnyG?
As Biff put it last week, “This ain’t your momma’s Fallout!”.
Fade to Black.
End of Show.