Saturday Night Fallout 15th January 2005

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Schedule of Matches:

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Gary vs. Kevin Fitzharris

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Rena vs. Ash - Bra and Panties Spanking Match

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El Froggy Mask vs. "Dangerous" Nicholas Alger

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Eva & Tonya VS. Dixie & Kiley - Diva Beach Volleyball Match

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Predator vs. GooeyGarth

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Davey Marvel vs. 004

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Opening Segment: Won’t Back Down

The camera opens up to the Capitalists’ locker room. Here Kevin Fitzharris and Anthony Kalb are pacing around their locker room in anticipation of tonight, where Kevin gets to exact partial revenge for what happened last week, by taking on Gary. Kevin speaks up.

Kevin: Biff really thinks blowing our cars up, and sending eight men to take us down will really stop us. That’s great.

Anthony: That’s where he’s dead wrong, because you know as well as I do, that he must be scared of us, I mean, eight on two? That’s pretty intense for someone who thinks so little of us.

Kevin: You know what? You’re absolutely right Anthony. Biff sure is flexing his creative muscle this week, making me face Gary one-on-one. I think he’s busy with something this week. Maybe it’s that announcement he’s supposed to have.

The duo pause for a moment, seeming to have an epiphany.

Anthony: You thinking what I’m thinking?

Kevin: For sure. Let’s go make short work of Gary, and let’s give Biff a night to remember.

The duo chuckle as they walk out of the locker room, on their way to the ring. One could only imagine what they intend to do tonight, as the camera fades.

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Match 1: Gary vs. Kevin Fitzharris

The crowd is anxious to see these two competitors clash in the ring one on one tonight. Last week, Gary had seven men to assist him in beating the Capitalists, and now the crowd wonders if he can hope to win one on one. Phillip enters the ring, to get the show underway.

Phillip: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, introducing first, Gary![/I]

Gary makes his way to the ring with enthusiasm and hope that he will emerge from the contest victorious. He is greeted with a positive reaction from the crowd, as he slides into the ring and awaits his opponent.

Phillip: And his opponent, Kevin Fitzharris!

”Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen hits as Fitzharris emerges from the back. He receives a tremendous amount of heat from the crowd as he slowly makes his way to the ring, with his tag partner Anthony Kalb. Ignoring insults and death threats, they make their way to ringside, where Fitzharris enters the ring, and awaits for the bell.

The bell rings.

Both men lock up at mid-ring in a grapple. Gary gets the advantage, and attempts a scoop slam, which Fitzharris shifts his weight and drops to the ground on top of Gary. A cover is made. 1…2…close kickout by Gary. The two men get right back up, and Gary grabs Kevin and irish whips him into the corner. Gary smacks the turnbuckle with high velocity, and is staggered. Kevin runs up to him and delivers a dropkick to Gary, sending him crashing down to the mat. The crowd starts up a “Gary” chant, in a futile attempt to get the resident jobber of Alpha Championship Wrestling inspired to win. In response, Gary starts to “hulk” up in front of Kevin, who is in complete disbelief. He throws punch after punch at the jobber, but to no effect. Gary moves in, and tries to whip Fitzharris, but Fitzharris pulls the ref in his path, and Gary’s charge is halted, as Fitzharris slides out of the ring, to the disfavor of the crowd. Outside the ring, he talks with Anthony, and buys some time to think of a way to take down Gary. Gary starts taunting Fitzharris from inside the ring, question his manhood, to get Fitzharris’ attention. Kevin complies, and slides into the ring, and begins his assault on Gary with a flying clothesline, which doesn’t knock down Gary, but Kevin had expected this, as he runs at Gary from behind and delivers a running bulldog.

With Gary down, Kevin quickly runs up to the top rope, and hits a frog splash on Gary, and goes for a quick cover. 1…2…kick out by Gary, and Kevin is really getting frustrated. He starts stomping Gary, but Gary is showing Kevin how resilient he is, standing up in defiance of the situation he is in, and he clocks Kevin with a hard right, sending him reeling. Gary runs at Kevin, who ducks and hits a drop toe hold, dropping Gary back down to the mat again. Gary staggers up, as Kevin begins to speak to the ref. Gary gets ready to spear Kevin once he turns around, but he is tapped on the back, and when he turns around, he is blasted by a steel chair shot ala Anthony Kalb. Gary flops to the ground, possibly out cold. Kevin stops discussing whatever he was discussing with the ref, and moves over to the fallen Gary. Kevin takes Gary, and delivers the Buck Stops Here facebuster, and cockily covers for the pin. 1….2….Gary kicks out to the surprise of all! Kevin doesn’t seem to be phased this time, and deftly covers him again. 1….2….3! The bell rings.

Phillip: And here is your winner, Kevin Fitzharris!

The crowd is beyond irate at the results of this match, throwing things at Kevin with such velocity that would make Major League Baseball players jealous. Kevin and Anthony take Gary and pummel him, delivering move after move to him, sending a message that they will not duck and run from Biff’s iron grasp of Fallout. They take a bloodied Gary by the ankles and drag him backstage, as the camera fades to commercial.

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Segment: JonnyG Interview by AK (Credit: AK/JonnyG)

With Fallout returning from a commercial break, the program resumes with an interior shot of a familiar locker room. The camera pans across to show Alicia K sitting on one side of a comfy couch; she’s in street wear rather than her normal outfit and sporting an obviously well - used t shirt bearing the line “Drive it like you stole it”, giving the scene a more relaxed and intimate feel. She looks at the camera to address the viewers directly.

AK: Good evening to all the ACW viewers. I’m here tonight to interview one of the fed’s current hottest prospects, our Junior and Tag Team champion, JonnyG. Jonny, thanks for agreeing to take the time to talk to us all.

The camera switches to a shot of Jonny, sitting on the other side of the couch.

Jonny: No problem.

AK: The first question I’m sure everyone at home would like to know the answer to is, what does it feel like being a double champion?

Jonny smiles; his two belts are sitting on a table a little way behind him.

Jonny: It feels awesome that I finally am able to get some recognition in this fed as a singles competitor and also as a tag team competitor. It is also a pleasure that I am one of a few in this fed that have had the honour of being a double champ and the only one to be a double champ with the junior title and the tag team title.

AK: You’ve certainly delivered on your earlier promise, that’s for sure. Stepping back in time a little now, what led you to become interested in pursuing wrestling as a career?

Jonny: When I was about 8 years old I heard one of my friends talking about an episode of Raw and I wanted to know what he was talking about because it seemed like an interesting show. However he didn’t want to talk about it for whatever reason so when I was able to convince him to tell me what time it was on I made sure that I saw an episode. As soon as I saw Raw for the first time I was immediately hooked and never missed an episode after that. Then at the age of 15 I was able to go and see my first live show. However it wasn’t an episode of Raw, it was an Indy show that some company put on but when I saw those guys perform I knew that was what I wanted to do. My parents at first thought that I was joking when I told them that I wanted to wrestle, but when they understood that I was determined to become one they supported me, and they sent me to a training school to improve my skill and to see if I still wanted to become a wrestler. I did. I passed the school with flying colours. A year passed, with me going from Indy fed to Indy Fed making a little money and hoping someone would notice me. Then GFWWE came along; I thought that would be a good place for me to start out so I applied to work there and I was accepted so I was happy, it seemed that it was a promising federation and I made a lot of friends there, but when it went under my dream was shattered and I thought that might be the end of my career. I wasn’t prepared to give up that easily, though, so I went back to Canada and went across the nation working in the Indy feds making some money. Then one night in a hotel that I was staying in I saw a commercial for ACW and I recognized many of the old GFWWE people there. I tracked down the fed, offered my services…and the rest is history.

AK: Indeed. Well we won’t dwell on the whole GFWWE issue, let’s keep the focus on you. Which of your many ACW matches do you consider to be your best performance?

Jonny leans back in his seat, obviously considering this question carefully before answering.

Jonny: One of my greatest matches in ACW would be my match against FallenSouls at Hellbound Heart for the junior title. The main reason would be that I was this close (Jonny puts his thumb and index finger together) to winning this title from him.

Jonny picks up the Junior title from the table behind him to emphasize his point.

Jonny: Even to this day I still don’t really know who that dude is but that’s all in the past now. My next big performance was the 2/3 falls tag team match against Hunter and Cage at Winter Discontent, again I was this close (Jonny puts his thumb and index finger together again) to winning this title from them at the pay per view.

Jonny picks up the tag belt in his other hand.

Jonny: In those matches I pushed myself and my competitors to the limit of what they and I could do and when that happens that’s when I consider it my best performance.

AK: So even though you didn’t win the titles on those particular occasions, those matches are still high points of your career?

Jonny: Yeah, because I knew that I’d win the belts in the end – as long as you still have the passion, there’s always another chance at gold. But truly great matches are probably harder to achieve, on balance.

AK: I see. Now, spreading the net a little wider….which wrestlers do you admire, or enjoy watching, the most?

Jonny: There are too many to name, but the ones that stand out in my head most are HHH, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, just because they have revolutionized the wrestling business and hopefully one day I could be as noticeable as they are. As for wrestlers in this fed I couldn’t pick one or two over everyone else so I will just say that they are all enjoyable to watch.

AK (smiling): Ah, the natural diplomat, as always. Speaking of other fed members, what's it like teaming with Gooey? Did you become friends quickly or did it take time to develop?

Jonny: When I came to GFWWE and I met all the other people I was surprised to see that there were other Canadian wrestlers in the fed so I was happy that I was able to relate to others and I think because of that we had a good relationship between us. Oh, and for your first part of the question it seems like a new experience every match because me and him come up with new things or new ideas to entertain the crowd that comes to our shows.

AK: Well I know that I always mentally associate the pair of you with high entertainment value, and I’m sure all the fans would agree with me on that. You’re riding high at the moment, but we both know that it’s the future that counts in this business. So where do you see yourself being, a year from now?

Jonny: In about a year’s time I am hoping to win more titles and move up higher on the roster and hopefully become the first person to have held all the titles in the fed. But for now I’m going to concentrate on enjoying the fruits of my labours.

He pats the belts with obvious and deserved pride, and grins.

AK: Quite right too, if I may say so. All right, one last question; theoretically speaking, if you weren't wrestling, what do you think your ideal occupation would be?

Jonny: If I wasn’t wrestling I would probably be an electrician when I was younger I would have my dad, since he was one, show me how to install different fixtures around my house and he would also show me how different things that needed electricity worked.

AK laughs.

AK: Sssh, if Ginger hears that you’ll end up rewiring the arena to save cash.

Jonny also laughs; AK stretches in her seat.

That’s all the questions I have for you, Jonny, but I do have one other matter I’d like to discuss.

Jonny raises an eyebrow.

Jonny: Oh? Do tell.

AK: We’ve all watched the last few ACW shows, and it’s clear you’re the kind of man who likes a challenge…. a bet, even. So I have a proposition for you.

Her eyes travel to Gooey’s SNES, which is lying on the floor next to the TV. Jonny raises his hands and shakes his head.

Jonny: Oh no, I’m not falling for that again. You were probably the England all – girls Mortal Kombat Champion or something.

AK: Pfff… you think I’m interested in that button masher? Not at all, Jonny boy. The game I have in mind is a far more cerebral affair.

AK delves into her jeans pocket and pulls out a grey SNES cartridge. Jonny looks at it.

Jonny: Tetris?

AK: The one and only. One game, head to head……shall we say, a fiver, in cash?

Jonny grins.

Jonny: NOW I get it – you’re still annoyed over the whole incident with Bob at Winter Discontent.

He considers for a moment.

Jonny: All right then, I accept – We’ll both put a fiver on the line, and if you beat me, I’ll give you your £5 back. Deal?

AK smiles, and pulls the MK cartridge out, replacing it with the Tetris one.

AK: Bring it on, champ.

She glances at the camera.

AK: This’ll take a couple of minutes to set up….why don’t you guys watch something else, and come back to us in a little while?

The director takes the hint, and the shot cuts away as Jonny starts turning the machine on.

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The camera shot switches back to game central, AKA G- unit’s locker room. The necessary preparations have been made, and Jonny and Alicia are poised, waiting for the match to start. AK keeps her eyes on the screen.

AK: I should warn you, Jonny…. I practically grew up with this game. I haven’t lost a round in years.

Jonny: Heh, this’ll be a trip down memory lane, then.

There’s no time for further verbal sparring; the legendary tune starts up, and it’s game on.

After only a few seconds it’s clear that both players are employing very different strategies. AK works methodically, taking out lines whenever the opportunity presents itself and steadily chewing down her total lines needed for victory. Jonny, meanwhile, is clearly going for the big scoring three and four liners; his screen quickly starts to fill, but when he gets an L block in to complete a wedge, he dumps useless blocks on to AK’s screen, giving her less time to decide where to shove her shapes. But she’s evidently used to working under pressure, and she passes the halfway point still very much in control, with Jonny having only scored a total of seven full lines….

Jonny, however does not panic, and with a stack of 6 almost complete rows together, the arrival of a long 4 – block gives him the bells – and - whistles ultimate combo. AK loses a quarter of her screen in a second, and now just one false move could spell disaster. Jonny fills in the gaps, setting up for a second tetris – but he needs another long block, and with the pressure now on AK seems to be hammering in lines with almost every block. Jonny’s palms start to sweat – if he gets the block he needs, it’s all over, but AK is sprinting for the finish – 5 lines needed, four…<br>
Jonny offers up prayers to the god of long pointy blocks; 3 lines needed… 2….

Jonny: AAAHH! PLEASE!

ONE…..

Both AK and Jonny see the long block materialize on Jonny’s side of the screen. AK slams down a T block, and then gets a Z shape – perfect to finish her last line. Practically destroying the SNES controllers, Jonny and AK hammer their “down” buttons for a photo finish –

There’s a “ping!” and the screen goes blank. The competitors stare at it for a moment, almost in a state of shock.

Voice: Oops……

Jonny and AK snap their heads to the left, and the camera follows them. Gooeygarth is in the room; he’s obviously dropped in for something, and not wishing to disturb the pitched battle has taken a route around the outside of the room.

The dislodged SNES power cable is still snagged around his ankle. Jonny turns a fascinating shade of red.

Jonny: DAMMIT GOOEY, I WAS GOING TO WIN!!

Gooey: Um, yeah, sorry Jonny.

AK shrugs and puts her controller down.

AK: What a pity. Great game Jonny, I guess we’ll have to call it a draw.

Jonny: I guess. So, I’d like my winnings please.

AK furrows her brow.

AK: What winnings? You didn’t actually win, mate.

Jonny: No, that’s true, but you didn’t beat me either, and that was the bet if you recall.

Jonny folds his arms and smiles sweetly and innocently; AK glances at the camera with a “sod it, he’s got me there” expression. She hunts around in her other pocket and produces a £5 note. As she hands it over, Gooey sniggers.

Gooey: Heheh….Good one, Jonny!

AK’s expression does not change, but her gaze travels to the camera, and Gooey realizes his faux pas.

Gooey: Umm… I just have to….. really important…..

Gooey backs off, and starts to inch toward the door. AK turns back to Jonny and smiles.

AK: Jonny, thanks for giving all the ACW fans such a great interview. We must do it again, sometime.

She stands up, and straightens out her clothes.

AK: Oh, Gooey…….

Gooey has already reached the door, and he ducks out before AK turns around. She walks calmly to the door, and only when she steps out and sees Gooey a little way away trying to sneak off does she let off steam.

AK: GOOEY, YOU CLUMSY TWAZZOCK! COME HERE!

She bolts out, the door swinging shut behind her, and the sound of rapid footfalls from two people running can be heard, getting fainter. Jonny laughs, and pockets his windfall with obvious satisfaction as the scene fades out.

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Match 2: Rena vs. Ash - Bra and Panties Spanking Match (Credit: Rena)

As the camera fixes onto the ring, A argument between Carma and Phillip has broke out. She points to the ramp, yells a few words, then shove Phillip. As he snarls at her, he turns and leaves the ring. Carma is handed a microphone and smiles.

Carma: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your special Guest announcer and referee for this match! This match is a special Bra And Panties Spanking match. The winner will spank the loser. Another special stipulation added is that there is no such thing as an illegal hold. Let’s get this rumble of beauties started! Making her way down the ring, all the way from Boston….ASH!

“Pretend That We’re Dead” blasts through the speakers as Ash proudly enters the ramp. She puts her hands on her hips, and gives a light smile to the crowd, then focuses onto the ring. She proudly walks down the ramp and enters with great confidence. She simply walks to the turnbuckle and Raises a fist into the air, screaming praises to her screaming fans. Ash, wearing a Black tank-top with a black skirt and leather combat boots.

Carma: And now…making her way to the ring, The Diva Director Herself….RENA!

“Dirrty” screams from the speakers, but is lightly heard from the screaming people, much like the response Ash got. Rena smiles and she parades to the ring, and enters much like Stacy Kiebler. As she stands in the ring, waving to the crowd, wearing a black miniskirt with a white “American” top, with stiletto heeled boots.

Carma drops the mic out of the ring, and signals for the bell. As the bell rings, Ash circles around Rena, examining her. As Rena fixes a part of her skirt, Ash launches at her from behind. Ash quickly wraps her arm around Rena’s neck and yanks on Rena’s delicate neck. As Ash is doing this, Rena is trying to scratch her way out, though not very effective, the tearing skin irritates Ash to a point where she finally lets go, slamming Rena to the ground. Ash grabs Rena’s hair, and pulls her to her feet, attempting to do a DDT. With Rena’s realization that this is not like the beauty pageant-ish Bra and pantie matches, she quickly attempts to get out of it. With Rena’s head now in a pre-DDT pose, she quickly knees Ash, switches, and slams her own DDT on Ash. As the both lie on the ground, it is Ash to first get up. Ash she holds her head lightly, she awaits for Rena to get up.

As Rena gets up, she cannot see Ash. As she turns around, she sees Ash lunging at her. Ash Ash does a small jump in the air, Rena moves over and grabs at the strings of Ash’s shirt, removing the straps. With one quickly pull, Rena ripped the shirt and revealed Ash’s black bra. With the humiliation, Ash screeches and turns around, kicking Rena in the gut. As Rena releases the torn shirt, and grabs her stomach, Ash does a quick Hurricanrana to Rena. As Rena lies on the ground, breathing heavily, Ash rips away the cotton white t-shirt of Rena’s, revealing a pink laced bra. Rena isn’t too embarrassed with the new events taking place, and she gets up with no redness to her face.

Camera fades to black and goes to a quick ACW Commercial.

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Segment: Commerical (Credit: Rena)

The Info-Mercial Man: Are tired of all that blood? All that mess? The stench? Well look no more, because ACW has made their patented own……ACW TAMPONS!

Camera shows a room full of the ACW roster, just lounging around, and one by one, a roster will say something to the camera in a fake-happy voice.

DD: They helped me get through my severe cancer of the broken arms while I was playing soccer for Harvard with a KILLER HANGOVER. ((Credit: Ridley))

Bob: I use them for pleasure! *sticks one up his ass*

Amo: Well I don’t do that!

Amo finds a tampon on the ground, he quickly looks around a put it in his jacket.

Amo: I’m so confiscating this!

Yoko & Ridley: It helps us soak up all the blood from the bodies easier!

Ginger sighs and shakes his head.

Ginger: just buy the damn product…damn Rena…talking me into this fucking commercial…<br>
Infomercial Man: Buy it at a store near you..only $7.99!...because…..

ACW Roster: There’s nothing more hardcore, then shoving a tampon up your ass!

End of Commercial.

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The camera fades back in to the action already underway.

Rena is struggling to regain her balance just moments after Ash kicked her chest during the short break. Rena falls back on her ass, and grabs Ash’s legs, pulling them from under her. As Ash slams to the ground, Rena goes quickly to the skirt Ash is wearing. As Rena attempts to, Ash shoves her combat boots into Rena’s face, and plunges Rena to the ground. As Rena lies lifeless on the ground, Ash decides to go after Rena. As Ash grabs at Rena’s feet, Davey Marvel’s music hits to watch his girl win the match. As Davey enters the ramp, Ash smiles and blows a simple kiss towards him. Just as she bends down to grab Rena, she cannot find her. As she spins around, Rena’s boots slams to the temple of Ash, slamming her to the mat. With one quick tug, Rena easily removes Ash’s Skirt.

The Bell rings three times and Rena rolls Ash out of the ring, Davey running up to Ash with a trenchcoat to help his girlfriend. As Rena’s music hits, Rena smiles and blows kisses to the crowd.

Carma: Here is your Winner….RENA!

As Carma raises Rena’s hand, Rena strips out of her miniskirt, revealing a pink laced thong. She looks at Carma, and nods. Carma then strips from her clothes and reveals a black-laced bra and thong. As they both dance in the ring, the crowd screams and chants their names, as Ash leaves the stadium with embarrassment.

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Segment: What’s the Buzz?

”Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin hits to a thunderous cheer as the Fallout General Manager Biff Taylor emerges from the back. The crowd gives their full attention to the man as he makes his way down to the ring, excited for what he has to say. Biff enters the ring, mic in hand, and addresses the crowd.

Biff: What’s going on everybody?

The crowd pops.

Biff: Last week I made it crystal clear to those good-for-nothing shits known as the Capitalists that they’ll wish they’ve never been born! And I’ll continue to further this statement I made, because I’m a man of my word! Who liked when I ignited their vehicles ablaze?

A massive pop can be heard echoing through the arena, in approval of Biff’s actions last week.

Biff: Ha! I’m so stoked you dudes feel the same way as I do! Anyway, I’m not here to delineate my plans for snuffing the pesky brushfire that is the Capitalists. I’m here, for an announcement that will further elevate the Fallout show to one worth watching, if last week wasn’t enough.

The crowd wonders aloud what Biff is getting at, as the announcement could be anything, literally anything, if Biff is half the man he claims to be.

Biff: Last Monday, we had a new Junior champion. The next Fallout will have a new reason for people to watch it. Title matches are rating whores, right? We’ll Fallout is the new pimp of the Junior title! That’s right dudes and dudettes, I am completely stoked to announce that the man known as JonnyG will be defending his Junior title every Fallout!

The crowd roars in approval at this announcement. JonnyG has been a roll as of late, and people are excited at the prospect of the new ACW Junior Champion defending his title here on Fallout.

Biff: Fallout will give this title a home that it deserves, and with our next Fallout, JonnyG will be putting his credibility on the line, that little double-champion bugger. However, talk isn’t cheap. I need to go and meet with Ginger in few minutes, so I’ll leave you dudes with some kickass music!

”Immigrant Song” blares over the PA again, as Biff walks to the back. The fans are still confused at this man’s spontaneity, and wonder if the man is actually inept or not. However, that concern is washed away by the classic Led Zeppelin song, as the camera fades.

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Match 3: El Froggy Mask vs. “Dangerous” Nicholas Alger

Camera cuts to the ring, where the crowd is anxiously awaiting for the following match, seeing as how both men have proven capable of putting on a good match. Also, many people want to see if El Froggy Mask will demonstrate some of his destructive tendencies in the ring, like he did to the cars owned by the Capitalists last week. Phillip enters the ring, ready to get this match underway.

Phillip: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, “Dangerous” Nicholas Alger!

The crowd boos as “Eagleheart” hits the PA. DNA comes out, looking as vicious as ever in his black spandex wrestling singlet, getting some mock cat-calls and laughs at his feeble attempt at looking like someone to be afraid of. He keeps his composure, and struts to the ring. He climbs in, and awaits his masked opponent.

Phillip: And his opponent, El Froggy Mask!

The crowd erupts as El Froggy Mask emerges to “Green Hornet”. He hops down the ramp, and seems to be focused on taking down the “Dangerous” one. He leaps onto the apron, then leaps over the rope, and stares down DNA as he waits for the bell.

The bell rings.

Froggy gets the “jump” on DNA, kicking him in the face right off the bat. Alger gets pissed, and attempts a tackle down to the mat, but Froggy simply hops away. Froggy waits for Alger to rise, and when he finally does get up, Froggy jumps onto the top rope, and hits a moonsault onto Alger. The crowd is loving the offensive display Froggy is showing here so far, giving him a “El Froggy Mask” chant. Utilizing the surge of adrenaline granted by the crowd’s reaction, El Froggy Mask mounts the top rope, waiting for Alger to get up. When Alger stumbles up to his feet, El Froggy goes for the Hop missile dropkick, but Alger sidesteps the kick, as Froggy crashes to the mat. Alger quickly moves on top of Froggy and starts beating on him unmercifully like he would in the UFC. However, Alger has never fought a competitor who has fought like a frog before, as Froggy builds up his strength, and forces Alger off of him, using his freakishly strong leg muscles to his advantage. Froggy springs up, and fights with even more intensity, hopping up and down on DNA without relenting.

The ref breaks up the hopping, and Froggy hops over to a corner, and lets Alger get up. Alger gets up, and charges Froggy, and Froggy didn’t have a plan readied, as Alger spears him to the mat, and places Froggy into an anklelock after dragging him to midring. Alger puts all his might into the hold, and with the hold, he snaps, putting unbeforeseen pressure on the ankle of Froggy. Despite his mask showing a smiling frog, one could imagine the pain Froggy is feeling right now. Trapped at mid-ring, Froggy is starting to frantically reach for the ropes. Alger notices this, and locks his leg around Froggy, preventing him from getting anywhere. Froggy appears to be almost ready to tap, as all of a sudden a soda can is thrown at Alger, striking him in the head. Alger doesn’t appear to be fazed by the can, still holding onto the anklelock. Froggy is still struggling to avoid tapping out, when another can strikes Alger in the back of the head, and this time, the can explodes over his head, and he crumples to the ground. However, when he falls, he puts all of his weight on the leg of Froggy, bending it backwards by a significant amount, and an audible outcry can be heard from Froggy. However, Froggy gathers some strength left in his tank, and slowly climbs the top rope and delivers a frog splash onto Alger, and makes the cover. 1….2….3! The bell rings.

Phillip: And here is your winner via pinfall, El Froggy Mask!

The crowd stares on in disbelief as Froggy collapses down to the mat, writhing in pain from the combination of the anklelock and his leg being bent the wrong way. Alger slowly gets up, extremely pissed off at the results of the match, as he grabs the can that didn’t explode on impact, and whips it into the crowd, to a massive wave of heat. He walks up to Froggy, and offers a hand to pick up Froggy. Froggy tries to accept the good-natured offer, but Alger laughs, and throws him back to the mat, and places Froggy in a standing single leg crab, and places his knee into Froggy’s hamstring area, placing tremendous pressure to the area already hurt. Froggy is frantically trying to get out of the hold, but Alger refuses to let go, despite the referee telling him to stop. All of a sudden, “Quien Eres tu” hits to a thunderous pop from the crowd, as Felix Santana storms the ring. He slides in, as Alger drops the hold and charges Santana, who deftly kicks Alger in the midsection, and delivers the El Santana Driver onto Alger, knocking him out cold. Santana picks up Froggy and helps him to the back as the camera fades.

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Match 4: Eva & Tonya VS. Dixie & Kiley - Diva Beach Volleyball Match (Credit: Rena)

The camera fades in, showing the ring has been assembled to a sandbox that fills the whole ring, and a volleyball net in the middle. The crowd murmurs loudly as they wonder what the hell is being set-up, but as Phillip enters the ring wearing an appropriate shorts, t-shirt and sunglasses, and takes a mic just as the music hits.

Phillip: Ladies and gentlemen...this will be a Special Divas beach volleyball match! The first to 7 wins! The first to enter the ring, the team of Dixie and Kiley!

“Focus” by Ashanti hits as Kiley and Dixie make their way to the ring. Kiley plays to the crowd with waving, and smiles, while Dixie does her dances and poses. As they enter the ring, wearing matching black with pink-rimmed thong bikinis, they play in the sand for a bit. Phillip pulls out the collar of the shirt to let off some trapped steam, and continues.

Phillip: And now…entering the ring, The team of Eva and Tonya!

“Crazy 4 U" by Koda Kumi hits as Eva and Tonya run to the ramp, wearing black bikinis with pink pin-stripes. They both smile to the crowd, dance together, then enter the ring, watching the other two girls play in the sand. Phillip grabs the volleyball as their music stops.

Phillip: Now Kiley and Dixie won the coin toss before the match began, so they get first serve. Good luck ladies!

The bell tolls and Kiley throws the ball, slamming it to the other side. As the ball flies through the air, Eva grasps her hands and pushes the ball up with her wrists, allowing Tonya to spike it down. As it is spiked, Dixie slides and bang it up. As the ball flies into the air, Kiley jumps up to slam it, though it is blocked by Tonya. They both collide with the ball at the same time, and the ball flies into the crowd. The ref blows the whistle, and contemplates for a second, then gives the point to Kiley and Dixie. The crowd cheers, though Eva and Tonya are extremely angry.

Eva: It was our point!
Tonya: We won that point!

As the girls fought over who got the point, Kiley grabbed another ball and served it without anyone noticing. As the ball came down, it slammed against Eva’s head, knocking her down. As Kiley smirked, Tonya pushed Kiley into the sand and started wailing on her. As the ref tries to pull the girls off of each other, he is pushed away by Dixie, who grabs Tonya by the hair and DDTs her into the sand, filling her mouth with dirt. Kiley got up slowly, and turned around right in time to clothesline a charging Eva. As both Divas of the other team lay in the sand, Dixie and Kiley raise each other’s hand and cheers, feeding off the crowd’s screams of excitement.

Phillip: uh..well…I guess…because of inability to continue…Kiley and Dixie won by default!

The crowd screams as the girls celebrate in the ring. I’m sure every man had to “adjust” themselves more than once during that display.

[Wyvern]

Segment: WTF?

Camera cuts backstage as Biff is making his rounds around the backstage area. He strokes his goatee as he walks briskly through the halls, acknowledging some of the ACW talent as he makes his way to his office. One talent in particular, GooeyGarth, is running through the hall screaming in fright, as Atomic Kitsune is shown chasing after him. Biff laughs, and shrugs it off. As he rounds the corner to his office, a couple of footsteps can be heard running off, further down the hall, past his office. Biff rushes into his office to see what has happened.

Biff: Good lord…<br>
The entire room has been spray-painted, with obscene images of bodily organs and insults like “Motorcycles suck” and “Yamaha > Harley”. Biff crumples to the ground, mourning the damage.

Biff: WHY?!!! The Capitalists are asking for a quick and swift death! How dare they vandalize my office, and attack the one thing that brings a smile to my face, my love for Harley Davidson products! ARG!

Biff looks around the room frantically, and begins to panic when he sees a wet stain on the carpeted floor of his office, where his bike usually rests when he doesn’t use it, and the stain reeks of cheap beer. A soaked note also lies on the floor, Biff picks it up and reads it aloud.

Biff: …Missing something? Thought so… How do you like us now?! You’ll never stop us, for we will not back down to your scare tactics… By the way, the stain isn’t beer Biff. It’s gnat piss, which is the equivalent of what your reign here as General Manager of Fallout will amount to…Signed, Kalb and Fitzharris…<br>
Biff crumples the paper and whips it against a wall. He storms outside, looking for the Capitalists and anyone who may have witnessed the incident, as the camera fades.

[Wyvern]

Match 5: GooeyGarth vs. Predator (Credit: RDK)

Phillip: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing in at 210 lbs, accompanied by Wolf............The Predator!!!!

"Stay Together for the kids" by Blink 182 blasts through the arena as Predator trots out from the entrance, water bottle in hand. Wolf skips right behind him, enthusiastic about having his master win tonight's match. He jumps infront of him, while continuing to walk down the ramp and hypes up Predator, telling him that hes a former Entertainment Champ and nobody can stand against that. Predator acknowledges this as he walks up the steps into the ring and goes through the ropes. Wolf waits on the outside and watches the entrance closely as Phillip gets read to announce Predator's opponent...

Phillip: And his opponent, from MooseJaw, Saskatchewan, weighing in at 279 pounds...GooeyGarth!!!!

The crowd goes ballistic as Gooey, very hyped up, slides out into the spotlight at the top of the entrance ramp. Gooey then raises his hands while shaking his head, soking in the crowd's appreciation. Gooey eyes down Predator and Wolf as he walks into the ring over the top rope and awaits for the ring of the bell...

The bell rings.

The two competitors circle the ring, both eager for a win. Gooey was successful last week, whereas Predator succumbed to the NachoManiac's fellow tag partner. Predator eventually makes the first move by running up for a shoulder block on Gooey. Gooey takes the blow with little to no damage, considering his size and laughs at the thought of Predator knocking him down like that. The crowd cheers for Gooey as he chuckles, Predator on the other hand is not pleased and hits and irish whip on Gooey, sending him against the ropes. Gooey stops himself by grabbing the ropes and eyes down Predator with a cock of an eyebrow. Predator anxiously looks to Wolf for help...but he makes a big mistake doing that as he is closelined by Gooey over the top rope and to the outside. Wolf ducks for cover, almost getting hit by Predator. Predator holds his head in pain after the thunderous crash to the outside. Gooey raises his arms up high, strutting around the ring, playing to the crowd. Predator slams his fist on the outside mat while being consoled by Wolf. Gooey then yells out to Predator: "Sigfried and Roy eh?" and Predator turns bright red. Predator, in a rage, pushes Wolf away and jumps onto the apron. Gooey tries to knock off Predator but Predator leans back and Gooey misses. Predator then hoists himself forward and grapples up with Gooey for a suplex. Using much of his strength, Predator lifts Gooey up for the suplex, but Gooey reverses easily lifting up the lightweight over the top of the rope and sending both of them slamming into the middle of the ring.

The referee is walking around the ring, seeing if either plans to get up yet. It does not seem so as he counts "1", however Gooey sits up right after that and grabs Predator by the head and gets him up to his feet. Gooey sets Predator up for a piledriver. All seems well for the maneuver until Predator lunges his torso forward, getting his legs on Gooey's shoulders for a Hurricanara attack. The move has little effect however as Gooey gets up right after it is delivered. Predator is on his knees and turns around to see Gooey advance. He flips up to his feet and turns around to grapple up with his much larger opponent. Gooey pushes Predator into the ropes as soon as the grapple is established and Predator bounces back. Gooey goes for a big boot but Predator ducks. Gooey remembers this from his last match and awaits Predator to come back from bouncing off the opposite ropes. Predator does so and Gooey signals to catch Predator for the Emerald fusion. Predator goes for the crossbody and Gooey catches him. Gooey goes to hit the maneuver but Predator quickly gets off of Gooey and lands behind him. Predator then sets up Gooey for the Simba Slam. Gooey is however able to react quick enough to counter the move and get behind Predator for a German Suplex or so it would appear. Gooey hits it but Predator flips backwards to land on his feet. Gooey gets up and goes to tackle Predator, Predator uses the momentum to his a back heel kick to the back of Gooey, sending him down on his frontside. The crowd is extremely angry as Predator raises his arm in satisfaction.

[Wyvern]

Predator uses the moment to execute his favorite submission, the sharp shooter. Predator sets Gooey up for it and is successful in locking it in. Gooey quickly wakes up, realising he is in the move and yells as Predator tightens the hold. Gooey uses his hands to draw himself closer to the ropes, nearly being able to attain them but his hopes are shattered as Predator pulls Gooey back into the middle of the ring and goes full throttle with the hold. Gooey clenches his fist in rage, not being able to get to the ropes. Predator smiles to his partner Wolf on the outside and tells him: "Im bringing this one home for the team buddy!" Which could very well be the case. Gooey squints his eyes, just not able to stand the pain. He taps the mat once and the fans are beginning to get really behind him. "Goo-E-GARTH GOO-E-GARTH GOO-E-GARTH" chants start to fill the arena. Gooey has his hand shaking in the air, and he taps a second time. Gooey's hands are shaking in the air, and the crowd gasps, hoping not for their Fallout hero to succumb to Predator's sharpshooter. Gooey's tongue is out and its shaking like crazy, his hands are in the air twirling around at full speed. His face is red and filled with determination. Gooey uses his shoulder to help pull him towards the ropes. Hes getting there. Predator sees this and goes to try and pull Gooey back but Gooey gives a swift grunt and pulls himself closer to the ropes. Predator sees this and is not pleased, he locks in the hold full throttle and tries to sprain Gooey's legs. Gooey yells out from the pain and spit flies from his mouth, but he is able to grab the rope as the crowd marks out insanely, throwing their hats and such and the referee signals for Predator to clear the hold...

Gooey grabs his legs in agony after rolling out of the ring. He sorely rubs them in hopes of easing the pain, but it doesn't seem that will do. Predator is pissed his hold was broken, but is determined to win the match, one way or another. The crowd is really into the match, and one kid in the front of the crowd yells: "Gooey your my hero!!!" and the crowd declares a big "aww" and Gooey smiles, as if all pain from his legs had vanished, he climbs back into the ring to meet Predator. Predator gestures to Gooey with his hands to come get some but Gooey assures Predator it his him who wants to come get some. Predator complies by running at Gooey for a spear, Gooey dodges the move and uses the force by pushing Predator over the top rope to the outside once again. Wolf takes the oppurtunity to distract the referee by going on the apron to get his attention. The referee turns around and gets Wolf to try and leave the apron. Predator snickers as he takes a pair of brass knucks from his trunks and slides back into the ring. Gooey has his head turned since he is also trying to get Wolf off the apron. Wolf then spits in Gooey's face when Gooey says: "Man your like Predator Lite" and Gooey does not take kindly to this. Gooey kicks Wolf off the apron and he falls off, hitting his chin on the outside barrier. Gooey turns around to be hit by Predator and his brass knucks. Predator quickly throws them out of the ring as the referee just turns his head and misses everything due to him making sure Wolf wasnt seriously injured.


Predator goes for the hook of the leg on Gooey and the crowd counts with the referee. One, Two, shoulder up by Gooey! The crowd roars in excitment as Gooey rolls over quickly, holding his head painfully and gets up to his knees and tell the referee Predator used brass knuckles. The referee looks to Predator for an answer and Predator says he didnt do anything. The referee scolds Predator and they eventually get into an argument. Predator pushes the referee away to end their argument only to have Gooey come in with a big boot sending Predator into the corner. Gooey then goes to the opposite diagnally directed corner and runs from it toward Predator, hitting a Stinger Splash. Predator grogglily trails off from the corner and walks right into Gooey, Gooey lifts up Predator and goes for The Cheese Dip. It connects!!! Gooey covers Predator: 1.....2.....3!

Your Winner Of This match, via pinfall...GooeyGarth!!!!

The crowd marks out, literally the entire arena goes insane, cheering for Gooey as he rises to his feet to have his hand raises by the referee. The victory however, was hard to earn, and Predator proved a worthy adversary. Predator rolls out with the hurt Wolf and go backstage to lick their wounds. Gooey soaks in the crowd's cheers as the camera fades to black.

[Wyvern]

Match 6: Davey Marvel vs. 004

The crowd is eagerly awaiting tonight’s main event, as it showcases two people who probably won’t show up on Fallout too much, considering both men are on the rise. Phillip enters the ring, ready to introduce the main event.

Phillip: Tonight’s main event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from San Diego, California, 004!

” Doll-Daga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag” by Marilyn Manson comes over the PA as 004 heads down the ramp to a positive reaction from the crowd. He shows the crowd that he is riding on adrenaline going into this match, as he sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. He salutes the crowd, and walks to his corner.

Phillip: And the challenger, hailing from Ann Arbor, Michigan, Davey Marvel!

Davey Marvel walks out to a mixture of cheers and jeers as “More Human than Human (NIN Remix)” by White Zombie hits. With Ash at his side tonight, he moves down the ramp with purpose, ready to fight. He gets into the ring, and awaits the bell.

The bell rings.

Marvel and 004 lock up in the middle of the ring, with Marvel winning the opening grapple, putting 004 in a quick armlock. However, 004 manages to elbow his way out of the hold, and runs the ropes, and hits a running elbow on Marvel, sending him to the mat. Marvel rises to his feet, as 004 charges him with a cross body block, but Marvel catches 004 and cockily delivers a fallaway slam. He moves in on 004, and slingshots 004 into a turnbuckle, and as 004 stumbles backwards, he is met with an inverted facebuster courtesy of Marvel. Marvel goes for a quick cover, but 004 manages to kick out by the first count. Marvel picks up 004, and whips him into the ropes. Upon the rebound, Marvel tries to flip 004 over his shoulders to the outside, but 004 attempts a roll-up pin attempt, which is inadvertently reversed from bouncing off the ropes with the momentum 004 still had. 1….2….narrow kick out by 004, and both men rise to their feet. Marvel charges 004, but is met with a jab to the midsection, followed up by a fameasser. 004 runs the ropes and nails a senton splash on Marvel, and attempts a cover. 1….2….kick out by Marvel, who is incensed by the pin attempt. He shoves 004 off of him, and starts stomping on him relentlessly. He then picks up 004, and hits a piledriver. He drags 004 near mid-ring and locks in a Texas cloverleaf.

004 is writhing in agony from the hold, as he slowly gains cognizance of his situation. However, Marvel has the hold locked in tight, and escape appears to be an impossibility. However, 004 finds the strength to make a stab at grabbing the ropes. Marvel loses his balance, and 004 grabs the ropes. Marvel is irate, stomping 004 down to the mat in frustration. Marvel picks up 004 and attempts a DDT, which connects, dropping 004 to the mat on his head. Marvel goes for another quick cover. 1…2…kick out by 004, and Marvel is frustrated beyond belief. However, Ash begins arguing over the count, as Marvel slides to the outside and grabs a chair. He runs in the ring, and charges 004 with the chair, but 004 ducks, as Marvel blindsides the ref, knocking him down. Ash slides into the ring, and takes the chair from Marvel, and she tells Marvel to get to the apron. She makes a stab with the chair at 004, who blocks the attempt, and pushes it right back into Ash’s midsection, and delivers a Phoenix DDT onto the chair, knocking Ash out cold. Marvel jumps, trying to hit the Midnight despite not having 004 stunned. 004 deftly throws the chair aside and dropkicks Marvel. He picks Marvel up, and attempts a Phoenix DDT, which Marvel reverses into a bridging suplex pin, as the ref awakens. 1…2…3!

Phillip: The winner, via pinfall, Davey Marvel!

The crowd isn’t too happy about the results of the match, seeing as how Marvel did utilize a weapon in the match, but Marvel ignores the naysayers, as he tends to Ash, who is slowly coming to. He carries Ash off to the back, as 004 tries to plead his case with the referee, who doesn’t reverse the decision. 004 storms off in frustration as the camera fades.