A Topic For Dan and Similar Ilk

[Kim Jong CP]

Post the best way you've ever been kicked from a bar.
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Tonight was our Halloween party at the school and it kind of doubles as a thing for the Volleyball team as well (proceeds go to it). All the Volleyball guys and gals went and we got absolutely tanked in the pre-drink, more so at the school and decided to finish off the night at one of the swanky'er pubs near our school.

So anyways, being responsible adults we were (mainly because we were threatened with expulsion for any DUI's tonight.) we had all the sober people ferry everyone over to the pub save me, my best buddy and this F***ing absolute gorgeous chick.

The girls volleyball team had two girls dressed as kokanee chicks and basically loaded the backpack things with beer. After we left the party the one chick (one who walked with us) still had almost two dozen in the bag. We knew we'd get kicked at the pub if we brought them in so we downed them all in the ten minute walk, avoiding the check points so we didn't get ticked for an open container.

Anyways we get to the pub (though writing this I don't think pub is a good word to describe it. It's not a club but it's ... I don't know, whatever, back to the story) and we go in and start partying shit up. Eventually we're on the dance floor when this bouncer comes and asks if we were at such and such table. Being drunk we said yes, and they said we'd brought beer in and we were gone. We got our shit and left, me and the chick.

I know this is a shit story but it gets better. Because we were both piss drunk neither of us were going to drive so she called her cousin to give us a lift. After she got off the phone she noticed the same bouncer and she looks at him, gets his attention and then starts undoing the fly on my pants and starts blowing me, right in front of him. He nearly loses shit and runs out from behind the rail right into the path of a cab that was driving away and takes him the Fuck out.

I don't know what happened after as her cousin was just pulling in, but seeing the bouncers face and then him getting destroyed by a taxi going 35 clicks was absolutely priceless.
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You all might think what the Fuck is this, that's shit but I'm Fucking drunk right now, am loving firefox's spell check, so you can all fly a kite if you don't like it.

[Jason Freeman]

Im literally afraid to read what Dan is going to have to say in this topic <_<

[El Shadowo]

I got kicked out of a bar once. Oh yeah.

Was in Germany (or possibly Austria; the resort was on the border so we crossed back and forth going between the toilet and the bedrooms). Twas a school trip where there was constantly 47 drunks and 3 people sober (inc. me).

Anyway, one night out of boredom, me and my two friends went into the bar where everyone else was and pumped a tonne of money into the duke box. We set Aqua's "Barbie Girl" playing over and over, enough to keep it going for about 5 hours. When they coped on what we did, the owners asked us to leave <_<

Granted, not epic or anything, but it's the one time I've been kicked out of a pub.

[Kim Jong CP]

Oct 30, 2010 4:09:01 GMT -5 El Shadowo said:

I got kicked out of a bar once. Oh yeah.

Was in Germany (or possibly Austria; the resort was on the border so we crossed back and forth going between the toilet and the bedrooms). Twas a school trip where there was constantly 47 drunks and 3 people sober (inc. me).

Anyway, one night out of boredom, me and my two friends went into the bar where everyone else was and pumped a tonne of money into the duke box. We set Aqua's "Barbie Girl" playing over and over, enough to keep it going for about 5 hours. When they coped on what we did, the owners asked us to leave <_<

Granted, not epic or anything, but it's the one time I've been kicked out of a pub.

That would've been what, 20 Euro's?

If so, and from what I've heard of drink prices in student bars etc., that's a fuck load of tequila.

[VorteX]

Wonderful.

[Jason Freeman]

XD at Dave's story.

Win.

[Buddy Ghee]

I have never gotten kicked out of a bar as I am not a belligerent time bomb. Or twenty-one. >_>

[Dan White]

The sad thing is, I'm not really that sure. My mind escapes me at the best of times.

There is a club in the town I'm living in which used to be a house that is from the 1800s. It has four floors and each floor has different music on it. The beauty is that there's numerous of ways of getting from each floor.

One night I got into a fight and a bouncer was trying to grab me to kick me out. Cos of the layout of the place, I was able to evade him for a full two hours. When I saw him coming up a flight of stairs, I'd escape down the lift. When he was coming up the lift, I'd hide outside and have a cigarette for a couple of minutes. He only got me cos I got so drunk that I forgot which bouncer I was running away from.

I never really get kicked out of places though. I'm pretty lucky in that respect. I remember once getting a DJ really pissed off to the point that he asked some bouncers to kick me out. They took me to the door, said "he's a massive prick, just make sure he doesn't see you again and we'll let you stay in" and I got away with it.

[criminal]

Lets see... As we all know I live in the Chi, so going out to the bars is always fun, but usually packed and over priced. My cousin lives about 2 hours south of chicago, and the prices are much cheaper. I decided to go and visit him one weekend, and he told me how this new bar opened up and he sees cars outside it all the time so the place must be poppin. Needless to say this is a college town, so how am I suppose to turn down a free night in a bar. So I come down, we enter this bar, start getting a bit SHHWASTED....

After a while, we start playing pool, and their tables are conviently located right outside the bathrooms, so as the girls go in you gotta whistle and get their attention, well these 3 girls walk over to me and my cuz, and his boy, we all start talking, things start to get a little heated. So I take one to the mens bathroom, bring that bitch in the stall, and get it on right there.....

Now i don't get kicked out for this, it gets better...

After all said and done, We go back out to the pool table, My cuz is gone, the girls hair is a mess, we both a sweaty, his boy is gone as well... a few moments go by and his boy comes out the womens bathroom, and my cuz walks back inside. My cuz went to the car, and his boy obviously got some in the womens bathroom. We all stand and talk for a minute when these two guys come and approach us. The women quickly reach in their pockets and pull out rings... come to find out they were married. We didn't care though, it's three of us against 2 guys. What the fuck they gonna do... RIGHT?

So they start fighting with us, talking shit, so me being short tempered, I swing, start a huge brawl... After a few moments next thing we know is that we are being handcuffed, and the other two guys are standing there. No police around, but just a lot of guys surrounding us.

Come to find out, the bar is a spot that off duty police officers go to because they get free drinks there. The two guys were off duty cops, It was one cops daughter and wife, and the others wife. All three are married.

So not only am i banned from the bar, but i had to pay bail, and serve 30 day jail sentence after i bailed myself out.

[Dan White]

Haha, that's unfortunate! What were they doing with their rings off their finger though? That's kinda asking for trouble.

[Claude LeBatard]

Maybe they were fugly?

[criminal]

Nov 7, 2010 14:47:27 GMT -5 Dan White said:

Haha, that's unfortunate! What were they doing with their rings off their finger though? That's kinda asking for trouble.

and trouble is what was found