THE FAREWELL TOUR

[worldbreaker]

EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS CRAZY

"This is the worst shit I have ever read." ~ Starkweather

HE IS

"You need to apologize to everyone who read that, you filthy heathen. BRB, nude pic time" - Shawn

OVER THREE YEARS AGO THE CRITICS PANNED HIS WORK

"This is not wrestling, therefore it sucks and does not belong on my show." ~ Anonymous Moderator

THEY SAID HE WOULD NEVER GO ANYWHERE

"I wont give you a title shot. Nor Zero. Or anyone else for that matter. I am the champ, I make the rules. Fuck you all, I make movies." ~ Hunter

BUT KISS ARMY, WE PROVED THEM WRONG!

OVER THREE YEARS OF:
SEX
DRUGS
ROCK 'N ROLL
THROWING PEOPLE OFF THE BALCONY
MOLESTING WOMEN IN FRONT OF THEIR CHILDREN
CHOPPING HANDS OFF
RAPING RENA
MAKING THE FANS RIOT
BREAKING WORLD CHAMPIONS
SNIFFING AK'S PANTIES
LOATHING STEVE PHILLIPS
DRINKING THUNDERGY
TAKING STEROIDS
DOUBLE PENETRATING
RUNNING WITH THE 'RAJ
LAUGHING AT TINY MEN
BATTLING DEMONS
BEING REVIVED BY ANGLES
MARRYING ANNA SOMMERS
AMERICAN MADE, FUCK YEAH!
<3 AIDEN JOSEPH
MAKING DALTON CRY
SHOWING ZERO TOLERANCE
500% POWER
BEING SCREWED AT OMEGA EFFECT
THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES
CASTING A MANLY SHADOW OVER DANNY MAINER
ALWAYS GETTING TITLE SHOTS IN MULTI-MAN MATCHES
CREATING SLA

ENDS AT OMEGA EFFECT VI

[BAWSE Train]

inb4itdon't

[VorteX]

I doubt this will end. We all know how High Roller went...

[The Senator]

Say it ain't so, Joe.

Don't make me send my Senatorial Limo down to LA to drag THUNDERKISS back to action this time...

[Commissioner Zero]

You forgot:

Over three years of:
Ducking from feuding with Jay Zero cause he's so freakin' awesome and Thunderkiss isn't.

[worldbreaker]

Brothers and sisters, do not feel saddened by this announcement. I got some great stuff lined up for my slow march to ultimate retirement! And I just may add a few dates if I become the first BACK TO BACK FALLEN HEROES WINNER and capture the ACW World Title at OE!

That, and some great "THUNDERKISS FAREWELL TOUR: I WAS THERE" tee's available at slashop.com will lighten your troubled hearts.

[runaway]

Also:

- Going back and forth with XS3 because they're cool like that.
- Getting assigned "Satan's Ice Cream Truck" for his theme at Best.PPV.Ever, which was awesome as the song is awesome.

Add that to your list that sort of sounds like leftovers from "Like A Boss". >_>

[El Shadowo]

Feb 7, 2010 23:50:16 GMT -5 @worldbreaker said:

And I just may add a few dates if I become the first BACK TO BACK FALLEN HEROES WINNER and capture the ACW World Title at OE!

Someone is confident about the main event of Ragnarok <_<

[BK London]

Shadow's reign shall be infinite.

[Kim Jong CP]

I came in here seeing BK posted and expected to see a jubilant celebration youtube video posted.

[BK London]

Nah, that's not my style.

[runaway]

*steals BK's line*

Oh snaps.

*runs*