Post by jonnyomega on Jun 24, 2009 15:52:43 GMT -5
Full Name: Frankie Siano
Real Name: Unknown at this time
Nicknames: “Playboy”, “Beautiful”, “Disco Stud”, “SWEET DISCO SENSATION!” (in HUSTLE)
Orientation: Tweener
Age: 33 years old (Born 1977)
Height: 6ft 2in
Weight: 230lbs
Hometown: Manhattan, New York
Billed From: The Dancefloor of Studio 54 in Manhattan, New York
Wrestling Style: Old School 80’s style
Entrance Music: ‘Funky Town – Lips Inc’
Board Colour: FAB31B
Catchphrases: Far too many to list...
Personality:
Frankie Siano is a complex human being and trying to describe his personality would take far too long and lead to a brain aneurism. Instead here are his likes and dislikes.
Frankie Siano, Sex, Drugs, Disco Music (Not Rock and Roll), Reflective Surfaces, Porn, Dancing, 80s Wrestling, Moustaches, Male Grooming, Asian Chicks, Baby Oil, Miami Vice, Moms, Aviator Sunglasses, Vaseline, Top Gun, Wrestling, Miley Cyrus, Latex Gloves, Leather, American Cuisine, More to Come...
Ugly People, The 90’s: Fuck Nirvana, Paying for sex, Neckties, Crabs, The British, Rock Music, Punk Music, Alternative Rock, Fat Chicks, Squares, Strong Women, Lucha Libre, Rohypnol (it’s cheating), Feminism, Foreign Foods, India, Rap and Hip/Hop, Modern Technology, Internet Terminology, The French, Fat People, Mohawks, Native Americans, More to Come...
‘Frankie Siano is a devastatingly handsome man. Standing in at 6 feet and 2 inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds of unadulterated sexual energy Siano is a man not to be crossed. His look is best described as a cross between Tom Selleck and John Travolta as Siano combines the youthful good looks of Travolta and the phenomenal facial hair stylings of Selleck. Siano is in top shape and has abs to die for and his chest is covered in fine, silky chest hair that DRIVES THE GIRLIES WILD! AHAHAHAHA!’
– Frankie Siano (when asked to describe himself by a Japanese wrestling magazine in early 2009.)
Siano is pretty much your average pro wrestler, he does keep himself in good shape and his chest is covered in thick chest hair although it’s not known whether it ‘drive the girlies wild’ as Siano would put it. His hair is quite curly (in a style similar to Larry Sweeney and Kenny Omega) and quite dark, he accompanies his hairdo with a rather thick moustache and side burns.
Regular Gear: Frankie Siano’s regular ring gear consists of a pair of short biker trunks in bright orange with Siano emblazoned on the back. Over his groin are two shiny silver disco balls, in an obvious and crude reference to his genitals. Siano accompanies these with a pair of plain black kneepads and boots. Over his boots he has British Bulldog/Ultimate Warrior style tassels in orange and black that hang over the top of his boots. Siano completes the look by having his wrists taped in white wrist tape.
Special Events/PPV’s: For special matches Siano will wear an alt of his regular gear, replacing his black knee pads and boots with white versions. The tassels on his boots will also be switched to orange and white.
Siano wears a bright orange sweatband on his head for entrances which he accompanies with a pair of aviator sunglasses. As for his torso he wears a bright orange jacket with his initials on the left breast, the back of the jacket is covered in large picture of Siano’s face and his trademark smile, the cuffs of the jacket are black as are the details. Accompanying this jacket are a pair of orange and black/orange and white feather boas that he hands to a runner when he enters the ring.
Siano usually wears tight, white, flared trousers outside of the ring and an open shirt of some kind. He’ll wear his aviator shades most of the time as well.
No professional wrestling titles held as of writing.
Best Facial Hair – Junior High