Post by worldbreaker on Jan 16, 2010 14:34:51 GMT -5
Today Thunderkiss donated several hundred thousand bottles of his trademark sports drink “Thundergy” to refuges of the Haiti earthquake. The bottles were airlifted to the hardest hit areas and dropped upon the survivors below. Unfortunately these individuals did not get any proper notification and were sent running for their lives as giant crates of Thundergy descended upon them. As of the latest report 10 were dead and 25 more were injured. When questioned about the ill planning, Thunderkiss gruffly responded, “I hope my bottles made it through unscathed."