Post by Grim Goblin on Oct 25, 2008 23:10:33 GMT -5
Name: The Grim Goblin
Alignment (H/F/N): Goblin!
Age: 900 Goblin Years
Height: 5'9
Weight: 130lb
Hometown: Netherworld? Egypt? Detroit? Who knows.
Wrestling Style: Cruiserweight / Brawler
Entrance Music: Mag Mell(Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw29024LkGA
Entrance Description (optional): Lots of green pyro and green smoke.
Physical Description: A moderately slightly below average stature, hence it is goblin and not orc. Very faded purple tunic/cloak/hood. Rubber goblin mask. Some sort of foam undersuit, complete with muscles, giving off the illusion of full body green skin. When he talks, an electronic sythesizer speaks, otherwise it would be too muffled to understand, as the mask has no noticeable holes. Just a rubber mask, unblinking eyes, and a motionless wide grin.
Character History:
Long after the Egyptian sphinx was built, it fell into disrepair and the nose was shattered. Emerging from the rubble of sphinx-nose is Goblin's first known memory, and boy it was hot. Not knowing who imprisoned him, or why it was in a nose, he set out, completely uncaring; such ponderous things are best left for the Greeks of old(Greeks of soon?) to discuss.
Throughout the rest of history, Goblin has done many noteworthy things;
- Voted for Caligula. Twice.
- Destroyed a good portion of the BBC's archives, resulting in the permanent loss of many Doctor Who programmes.
- Founded the township of Nilbog.
- Killed Gwen Stacey.
- In 1493 The Goblin sailed across the sea.
- Popped the American housing and credit bubbles.
- Wrote the soundtrack of Suspiria.
- Did stunt work in Spiderman.
- Made homosapien tails vestigial.
- Parties like it's 1929 every year.
- Cured cancer. Twice.
- Ghostwrote Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, Waterworld, Baby's Day Out, The Maltese Falcon, Baby Geniuses, and drafted The Wizard of Oz.
- Has a 67% stake in the black market.
A closer look at history will reveal hundreds of documented Goblin deeds which are heavily surpressed by world governments.
While celebrating the annunal ceremonial festival of Samhain in 2008AD, his invitation to an exclusive Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion was erroneously mixed up with a backstage pass to the annual event Samhain, a large fighting show held by wrestling organization Alpha Championship Wrestling.
Never turning down an invitation, Goblin went. It was then that he discovered that wrestling is very similar to gladitorial combat from ancient Rome, without the gore or the lions. As Goblin happene to INVENT that, he intended to sue and devour. Approaching an executive, he instead got a contract.
Could be fun, I guess?
Other ( any other information that you may want to say ): Enjoys using an axe, his favorite human invention. Next to Jackolanterns, of course. Also pumpkin pie. Heck, humans are pretty crafty all around.
Primary Finisher: The Goblin Glider
Description: A Leg Lariat from the top rope.
Secondary Finisher: Pumpkin Bomber
Description: A Guillotine Crusher(Fameasser from Kip James/Billy Gunn)
(Trademark moves)
1) The Grim Reaper(Rude Awakening Neckbreaker)
2) The Nightmare on Elm Street(Whisper in the Wind)
3) The Mangler(Irish Whip Into Fisherman Buster)
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(Weardown Moves)
1) Quick DDT
2) Spinning wheel kick
3) Springboard plancha
4) Standing dropkick
5) Victory Roll
6) Corner knee smashes
7) Jumping shoulder block
8) Top rope forward flip senton
9) Head scissor takedown
10) Dragon sleeper
