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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 20, 2009 16:32:03 GMT -5
Thunderkiss holds Mach in the Bear trap like, Bearhug. Mach has much power in him, but this move has passed out the best of them. And Kiss really has the pressure applied. Mach looks like he’s losing consciousness, as RAF checks on him, Kiss noticing his body slip through his arms, so he tells him to start his count. RAF grabs Mach’s arm, and lifts it up into the air once…
ONE!
Kiss heartily laughs, as he demands RAF continue. RAF grabs Hollywood by the wrist, and he lifts it up into the air once more…
TWO!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: This could be over quick Maxie!
RAF grabs the wrist of Mach once more, and before he can even lift it up, Mach fools both RAF and Kiss as he claps his arms against the ears of Thunderkiss, the pain is too much for him to hold on as Mach runs to the ropes and Lariats Kiss down to the mat. Mach feeds off his momentum as he continues running and catches Kiss with a second Lariat before he can even get to his feet good. Mach scoops Kiss up, and irish whips him across the ring. Kiss comes off the ropes, Mach bended over for a Back Body Drop. Kiss is smarter than to fall for that. He drops a elbow onto the back of Mach, and follows up by lifting Mach up and down for a Suplex! Kiss hooks the leg of Hollywood.
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Kiss looks to his partners and he tags in Shadow, who garners plenty of disapproval as he steps into the ring. He saunters into the ring, waiting for Mach to get to his feet, who does as Shadow tries to get him directly back down with a Delay Dropkick! Mach is caught with it, but he doesn’t go down. He is just sent back a few inches to his corner, which proves to be a wrong choice of moves for Shadow, as Dan White blind tags Mach, and enters himself in.
Maxwell McNally:And here we go!
Without hesitation, both men unleash hell upon each other, the crowd going wild for this encounter of the two rival nations. They throw lefts, rights, blow after blow with neither man wanting to be taken advantage of by the other. Too bad for Shadow that Dan gets the upper hand after a few moments. Dan kicks Shadow square in the gut, and irish whips him into the ropes, before kicking him a second time, and hitting a Dragonzuri! Shadow goes flying to his corner, and he quickly tags in XS3, who almost looks startled by it, expecting that brawl to go on longer.
He shrugs it off, and enters the ring, these two having a past of their own. Dan gets up off of his knee from the Enzuguri, and has to let a smirk go over his face as not only did Shadow flee, but he has to go up against XS3 once again this year. Dan looks to the crowd, who begin to pop even for his acknowledgement of them, before he shrugs his shoulders and charges after XS3 with straight and direct punches to his temple, catching XS3 off his game for only a second, as he shoots a forearm right back to the temple of Dan White, following it up with a Big Boot to the chest which sends Dan back a few feet across the ring. Dan White rolls back onto his feet and XS3 continues to go after him, but Dan dodges an attempted charge, and once XS3 turns around Dan jumps into the air and yanks his arm down with a Armbreaker! XS3 quickly clutches his arm, not expecting that, just like he probably didn’t expect a follow-up Roundhouse Kick by Dan White, which sends XS3 near the corner of Mach and Steele, actually knocking Steele off from the apron as XS3 falls back. Dan tags in Mach from that point, who is keen to get to work on XS3.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 20, 2009 16:33:04 GMT -5
The crowd is now really starting to get into the match as XS3 and Mach circle. TK glares from ringside, and Mach is equally keen to get his hands on his sworn foe once again – but XS3 has something to prove to everyone else there, and he takes the fight right to the Hollywood superstar, relentless in his attack with alternating punches. Mach blocks them, but XS3 is able to steer him backward into a neutral corner, whereupon he blasts forward with a shoulder charge which shatters Mach’s defences and causes the crowd to cheer loudly as a hail of stomps follow. XS3 tops this off with a sharp suplex as Mach battles to get up, and he pins, 1, 2-
No! Mach kicks out with a whole heap of attitude. Steele hollers at Mach, desperate to tag in, but Mach refuses to show any sign of weakness and instead whips XS3 to the ropes. XS3 bounces back, attempting a clothesline, but is caught and slammed in true Macho fashion. Mach pins cockily – but only gets a two count, and a rake of the eyes for good measure. Feeling in control, XS3 shoves Mach in the direction of his own corner, and Steele gladly takes the tag before Mach realises what is happening. But even as he does so, Dave Shadow slips into the ring and blindsides XS3, pushing back to the opposite corner so that TK can enter the match in the same manner as Steele. Mach rolls to the outside just before TK can get his hands on him, and although XS3 is his prime target, Steele senses an opportunity to send a strong message to one of the other men he well knows is gunning for his belt. The crowd is practically ripped in half between TK’s fans and those who prefer to throw their lot in with the Champion; fists fly on both sides, and TK quickly gets his mind around to the task in hand. He uses a headbutt, then a big boot to knock Steele down and follows up with the Fall from Glory (Atomic Leg Drop). Steele looks badly dazed as TK pins – but before the 3 is given, he rallies and kicks out, regaining his feet. The crowd cheer as Steele comes back and lets rip with the Whirlwind Kick (backspin kick). The Steele fans yell for the RIGHT IN YO FACE, but just as Steele is setting up, Dan White slyly tags in. Steele is greatly annoyed, he shoves Dan, but the Welsh Dragon is no longer content to sit on the sidelines and brashly knocks his own partner out of the ring!
TK regains his senses to see Dan approaching, and he has a quick decision to make –either fight White now, or save it for the Royale. He chooses the latter, tagging out to Shadow, who quickly steps in. Dan gives TK a look of contempt, but he can’t afford to be lax – Dave wants to lay down the law of Zero Tolerance, and Dan’s cockiness is blown away as Dave launches a powerful assault, leaping up and delivering the Future Endevour’d (double knee to the face). As Dan reels, Shadow chooses his moment, and –
Edison: WHAM! DAAAANGEROUS direct hit from Shadow!
Dan takes the impact from the Vashta Nerada, and Dave covers, 1...2....
Dan doesn’t kick, but alas for Dave, the count itself is not happening. RAF is distracted by the fact that the warring pairs outside the ring have clearly had enough, and the crowd roars as everything threatens to kick off. Hugely frustrated, Dave roars at RAF, who turns – just in time to see Dan jump up, and whip Dave into the ropes before Stunt Bombing him into oblivion. The locals go crazy, and Dan makes the cover, for the legal 1,2,3.
Philip: Here are your winners... Dan White, Jake Steele and Hollywood Mach!
Extra referees are scrambled to split up the four men fighting on the outside, which they eventually manage to do. Dan White lords it over the faithful of Cardiff, and gestures the belt around his waist which he is now more sure than ever will be his...
As for the others, they bide their time. Thunderkiss in particular refuses to have his mood spoiled; the match was lost, but Shadow has done his job thus far, and the rewards will come on Saturday. In the meantime, he has a date at the altar to prepare for...
Fade to the final break.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 20, 2009 16:35:20 GMT -5
“HOLY MATRIMONY” [/font] Credit: Dan White, Dave Shadow, Thunderkiss[/center] [The time has finally arrived. The past few days the promise of TK and Anna renewing their wedding vows on ACW television has causes quite a stir throughout not only the country, but the world. Adoring fans have made tonight’s ticket one of the hottest in recent memory as scalpers are walking away with pockets full of cash with every sale. Will the actual event be worth the price? You know it will. Luckily for our television viewers, they only have their cable bill to pay to get the best seat in the house. No obstructions in front of them and are able to view the altered ring in all it’s beauty. Gone are the ring ropes and the tattered canvas. In their place is a beautiful velvet mat and a string of lowers laced around each ring post. While it goes without saying that the Chairman went to no expense for the decorations, it is what’s residing inside the ring that is astonishing the masses. There, standing most dignified and Bible in hand is none other than TK’s tag team partner and fellow Zero Tolerance stable mate, Dave Shadow. How did Shadow manage to obtain the power to bring people together in holy matrimony? Well, don’t be a “tl;dr” tard and scroll back up to find out.] “Fast” Eddie Edison: That Dave Shadow is a very talented man! I wonder if he can give confession, too? Eddie needs some cleansin’! Maxwell McNally: For his sake, I hope that. That would be a very long line. [Out comes Thunderkiss, raping tradition as only he can. The Worldbreaker sports a sky blue tuxedo with ripped off sleeves, silver rimmed sunglasses and snake skin cowboy boots. If it were not for the decor, one could easily mistake his entrance as being one for a wrestling match and not a wedding. With the smile on his face you would think he just won the world title for a second time. While that may not be, he has won something for the second time, Anna’s heart. His feet spring him up five steps to Dave Shadow who will help him claim it tonight.] Dave: Nerves getting to ya?Thunderkiss: Not for this, Dave. Keeping the creepers out of here? Definitely. I know you gotta job to do brother but keep those eyes rolling spinning.Dave: TK, relax. Gingedude has security at every exit and entrance and every space in between. He came up with a huge security plan, and we've gone over it time and time again. There's no chance anyone is going to get near enough to ruin your moment. Thunderkiss: I sure hope so Dave. I sure hope so.[“Here Comes the Bride” plays and all eyes turn toward the entranceway where Anna is ready to make her appearance. She does not keep the audience waiting long as she jettisons out of the runway, Gingerdude locking his arm with hers and proudly displaying his daughter’s beauty. Her face blossoms under the spotlight and she transforms the ramp way into a runway with every step. Inside the ring TK’s heart can’t help but swell with proudness as he owns something every man in this arena and watching at home currently desires: her. With his hand he takes a hold of his prized possession and guides her into the ring and by his side.] Thunderkiss: My, my. I wonder how much that set us back. Anna: You’d rather not know, trust me. Thunderkiss: Tonight baby, there are no limits. Though, it’s a shame something so expensive won’t stay on long.[Anna and Thunderkiss stand side by side, their eyes locked with romantic intent. Never before have they been prouder to let the world know that they belong to one another. From behind a very proud papa grins and folds his hands proper for the ceremony to come. Gentlemen Dave Shadow, still awing the crowd with his conversion to the pulpit, stands front and center and begins tonight’s proceedings with a clearing of his voice.]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 20, 2009 16:35:52 GMT -5
Dave: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Aiden and Anna. We come together not to mark the start of a relationship, but to recognize a commitment that already exists. This ceremony is a public celebration of Union which you can celebrate in a church, a courthouse, or even a back yard. We first want to acknowledge all of you, their family and friends. Some of you have come a long way to join us for this event. And we're very happy that you're here. This group of people here for Aiden and Anna today may never be together again. But look around. All of you will be part of their future. You are all their family. And it's a big one!! As their family, Do you promise to support and encourage Anna and Aiden in their future path together?Kiss Army *chanting*: FUCK YEAH! Dave: TK, Anna. Please hold hands. [They oblige.] Dave:Do you Anna, take this man, Aiden, to be your husband and father of your child. To be your partner in life. To be the your champion of the world, to love and to cherish, to help and to honor, to give understanding and comfort in whatever the future may bring.Anna Sommers-Joseph: I do. Dave And do you Aiden, take this woman, Anna, to be your wife and mother of your child, To be your tag partner in life. to love and to cherish, to help and to honor, to give understanding and comfort in whatever the future may bring.Thunderkiss: I do, brother!Dave: Then by the power vested in me... by the internet, I now declare you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride! Lay one on her, Kiss![Thunderkiss leans in; Anna does the same. The camera zooms in to the space between their lips and just as they are about to touch - ] ~!~KABOOM~!~
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 20, 2009 16:37:39 GMT -5
Gingerdude: Terrorists! Everyone down!
[Flashes of light illuminate around the ring followed by the angry sound of explosions. Dave Shadow dives to the mat, looking for somewhere to hide and protect himself. Plums of smoke begin to billow into the air that drown out the sound of panic stricken members of the audience. Even still, their cries for help are heard loud and clear in TK’s ears but they pale in comparison to the sounds of distress emanating from his bride. Anna clutches onto him tightly and soaks his shoulders with her tears. Once again her special moment has been stolen from her and torn asunder and it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out who is responsible.]
Thunderkiss: WWWWWWWWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Ask and you shall receive. Out from the entranceway with “Anarchy in the UK” blasting throughout the arena comes “The Welsh Dragon,” Dan White. Tonight he is worthy of his song title for chaos rains down before him causing him to experience an almost orgasmic feeling. Dave climbs back into the ring, moving beside, and yet slightly behind, his tag partner. The instant TK’s eyes fall upon him (and the rest of Zero Tolerance, for that matter) he charges but ends up falling face first to the mat thanks to black soot that now showers the wedding party.]
Dan White: Now then, Thunderkiss! I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to pull this kind of shit off in my hometown of Cardiff, right before Fallen Heroes, but I guess your head is as fat as your waistline, am I right? Don't for a second rule me out, because as I have just proved tonight, I AM the favourite going into Fallen Heroes! And you lot are trying to go around, claiming how much you're pro-authority and anti-anarchism, well pro this!
[He gives the pair double fingers, much like a certain other anarchist we all know and love.]
Dan White: And as long as you two are running around, making a mockery of the roster, doing Gingerdude's dirty work, then I suppose I'm gonna be the one who ruins it for you! And it's funny that this should happen, isn't it Thunderkiss? I mean it's becoming a bit of tradition, isn't it? I mean last year I nearly killed your unborn baby, and this year I ruin this day for you. I'm becoming quite the thorn in your side, it seems!
[TK and Dave have finally been able to get their footing back and this means bad news for White. Or does it? Just when it appears the distance will be closes, Dan pulls one last ace from his sleeve in the form of a detonator out of his back pocket. Dave's eyes open as he starts to search round, knowing whats coming and panicing. The big red button is pushed without any hesitancy and another round of explosions go off, this time targeting the very foundation of the ring. In an epic fashion it collapses, throwing Anna and her wedding party onto the floor where the entire wedding set collapses on top of them. TK’s objective has been changed in a matter of seconds and as he works to clear everyone out of the debris pile, Dan White make his retreat.]
And thus ends the show in Cardiff. The buildup is over; only the reckoning remains.
Which of the 30 competitors will earn the ultimate prize - the chance to main-event Omega Effect V?
And can Steele retain the World Title, or is XS3 the man to take his crown?
Tune in Saturday for all this, and more.
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 20, 2009 16:39:02 GMT -5
I wish I had more to write for this show. Alas, I was away. Regardless... -Noooo lyrics segments D: my pet hate lol -Great segment by Steele, but I'm just looking forward to the retaliation by XS3 -I lol'd at Lee's segment. Nice work -Wasabi is overrated. But nice seg by Mainer -LOL at Train's segment. Those two guys are so familiar....I wonder who they might be... -XS3 likes Stone Cold Crazy?!?! WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Ace segment too -This competition is funny. I love stuff like this -There's a reason Rawt is at 8-0. Because his segments are class! -Senator for guest referee -Nice interview segment by Mainer. And he's right! I am gonna win FH! -Tim Dwight back on tv FTW! Nice one, Homicide -Not liking the new font, Mach. Never been a fan of Times New Roman. But it's a great segment, and HOLYHELLWTFTOFFEESAUCE at Jonny Spade -I'm really curious to know who 'Aiden Joseph' is. I reackon it's the head of C.L.I.T, trying to scare TK away from our TV sets! -Phenomenal and Spade already showing some form of animosity towards each other? Hmm -XS3 wins at monologue writing. Take note. -Okay, Lee is creeping me out with his love for AK >_> -Freeman made me lol....is that a first? Just kidding, Freeman -I wonder why Dave is a priest....hmm....if only I knew : D -I like Rep's work. Here's hoping for more good stuff from him -Um, nice work Train/Mainer....Nice.... -I always loved TK and XS3's work together, and their segmet together ever failed to disappoint -CHIVristine strikes again! -Thunder Train = Thunder Trowned. Okay, I'll stop
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Apr 20, 2009 16:39:53 GMT -5
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Post by xs3 on Apr 20, 2009 17:41:26 GMT -5
-CHIVristine strikes again! She didn't start that stuff that time though >_> Really good stuff and I'm looking forward to Fallen Heroes.
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Post by Jake Steele on Apr 21, 2009 16:18:53 GMT -5
- Mr. Poopsie for Entertainment Champion, he should be Lee's manager that he brings out to the ring with him for inspiration. Then Lee'll do a heel turn and start stuffing the insides of Mr. Poopsie down people's throats to win. - Bat Train is officially the greatest character ever in ACW, LOL @ Savic and Ken thinking it's comic-con. - Best ending to a match ever. Too bad Michael Sant quit right after it...that asshole. - This was one of the most out there segments I've probably ever read. XS3's gone crazy!</Eminem'sdaughter> - Of course TK wins a bitch finding contest. Mach should have Rock Bottom'd Judi Dench after he lost for the lulz though. Funny segment. - Simple but effective promo by Rawt, and he continues his streak (which is Jake Steele endorsed!) - Senator better not get in my way come FH, or HE GON' GET IT! - Very solid promo Mainer, it caught my eye mainly because my name was mentioned Glad you brought that up. - Lee is gonna be real sore in the morning after his training with Dwight. I'm sure Senator's happy to see him in more segments with others. - Spade joining MSA is a big WTF surprise of the show for me. I expected some other Canadian from ACW past to join Mach and Gooey to return for Spade. I like it though. - Already told Kiss this, but I'm looking forward to finding out who Aj actually is, really. - Chris vs. Spade at FH... interesting. - Great monologue by XS3, I love when people just go all out and rant with none of the other bullshit added on. You did a great job of that. - Lee's love for AK almost tops Freeman's burning hot love for BK. - Dave should kidnap some chick and marry her against her will FTW - Awesome segment by Rep, I'm looking to see how this storyline ends, and who he feuds with first. Keep it up. - Freeman and Senator work great together, I wouldn't mind seeing a OEV feud between the two. Also, Freeman is doing a great job with this overtraining angle, I love it. - WTF did you just make me read Mainer and Train? - X, Kiss and Shadow are a pretty interesting team, I always love when past partners turn enemies have to team up again, they did a great job of cashing in on that concept in this segment. - Gingerdude was behind the kidnapping? Oh hell no. - You know you're a Dan White fan when you mark for him in this segment. Definitely a all around solid segment, but Dan shined bright in this. I see him taking FH hands down now. Awesome show, see all you fuckas at FH!
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Post by Jonny Spade on Apr 21, 2009 18:10:12 GMT -5
Spade joining MSA is a big WTF surprise of the show for me. I expected some other Canadian from ACW past to join Mach and Gooey to return for Spade. I like it though. I dont know why people keep thinking its Gooey thats coming back, because I havent spoken to him in months.
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Post by Jake Steele on Apr 21, 2009 18:23:08 GMT -5
People love G-Unit. What can you do.
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