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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 15:56:42 GMT -5
MATCH 2: Danny Mainer & Jason Freeman vs. Alex Trixer & Mr. Red (Credit: Danny Mainer)
Match Beginning: In a match that can be considered nothing but pure karma for his horrific nightmare, Jason Freeman started the match looking as worn out as ever against Trixer and after a few sloppy wrestling holds from Freeman Trixer surprisingly took the early advantage with a Camel Clutch. Freeman after some delay and dulled reaction time escaped the hold and went to tag Mainer only to have his ankle grabbed and then to be elbowed in the spine repeatedly by Trixer. Trixer dragged Freeman into their corner and attempted a Scoop Slam to Red’s Knee combo but Freeman slipped down the back and hit an Edgecution type move causing Trixer to land hapharzardly on the knee of Red instead.
MATCH MID-SECTION: Now Mainer was tagged in and after a war of words with Mr. Red they exchanged some signature moves, it seemed like Mainer would take the cake easily from this match when he hit a devastating Slingshot Hurricanrana but it only got a 2-count. Danny attempted early on to send a message with the Extended Vacation but Red elbowed him in the head, climbed down and then punched him in the throat before dropping him with The Cincinatti Swing but that’s where it went downhill for the team. Mr. Red then scored by hooking a DEADLY Indian Death Lock and that’s where this match fades into the next segment.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 15:57:31 GMT -5
”Frazzled” Credit: Danny Mainer/Jason Freeman Dead centre of the ring, half-way through the match Danny Mainer is in a perilous position as after scoring the Cincinatti Swing Mr. Red cinched in a powerful Indian Deathlock. Danny although in pain makes out that he’s enjoying this as it seems the inability to feel submission pain is slowly starting to reduce its powers. Danny tries to roll out of it but the submission is dangerously well locked in. Freeman slaps the top of the turnbuckle trying to motivate Mainer to break the hold while the crowd cheer his name on and on. Danny groans and grabs chunks of his hair as the pain in hi Edison: ”It seems to me that Mainer might be at a loss! Alex Trixer is egging on his tag partner yet Danny is truly going for it and it may just be that we see Danny Mainer submit for the first time since his return to ACW!”Danny Mainer: ”MORPH UP FREEMAN! MORH UP AND STOMP THEIR GOOFY ASSES!!!”Eddie of course may be right but he isn’t as Danny lunges and punches Red in the thighs repeatedly to try and bat him away from submission victory, Freeman just stares at him with a WTF look on his face. With this weakness, Danny escapes the hold and tries slowly to crawl over to the waiting Freeman who has his arm out for the tag. Red grabs the ankles of Danny to stop him crawling away but it’s not good enough as Danny turns around and Enziguiri’s the teeth right out of Mr. Red’s face. Danny then jumps forward and makes the tag to Mr. Red. Jason ignores Mr. Red and elbows Alex Trixer right in the face sending him crashing to the mat. Jason then turns around and kicks Mr. Red in the stomach looking to score a Snap Suplex but as Jason tries to lift him Jason clearly struggles despite all the working out he’s been doing. The lift starts but Freeman even with all the adrenaline just can’t seem to do it. McNally: ”What’s wrong with Freeman?! He can’t even perform a basic Suplex? Look at those bags under his eyes. He’s completely exhausted right now. You can tell!”Edison: ”I’ll say!”Mr. Red counters out of the Suplex with a knee to the gut and returns with a Suplex of his own bringing Freeman crashing to the ground like thunder. Mr. Red sees that Alex is waiting on the ropes and he runs to make the tag to get Trixer in. The tag is made and Trixer thunders in like greased lightning this time with Freeman being ignored and instead Trixer heads straight for Mainer. Danny Mainer: ”Oh no you don’t!!!”Mainer jumps up and hits a Tiger Kick catching Trixer in the stomach. The rebounding of Trixer allowing him to walk backwards into Freeman and be albeit barely lifted up for a Back Suplex. The crowd roars with thunder at the double-team and it seems that Trixer may be out of it and unable to win this match. Danny holds his hand out to Freeman as he waits for the tag so he can with what little energy he has left score a win but Freeman seems absolutely determined. Freeman stares Danny Mainer dead in the face as he grabs Trixer and pulls him up to his feet and over the shoulders. Freeman seems like he’s just about able to lift Trixer and yet he doesn’t break eye contact with Mainer. Danny watches on in horror as Freeman prepares to try and hit Mainer’s finishing move, the Extended Vacation but Freeman took too long and Trixer elbowed him in the head for his mistakes. Freeman turned 180 and ran backwards into the corner, unable to support his weight. McNally: ”Freeman has overworked himself and now he’s suffering those consequences!”Danny tags himself in while Freeman isn’t looking and Trixer is hung up on the top rope. Danny climbs in and Freeman looks absolutely pissed before grabbing Trixer by his head and dragging him over the ring so it looks like Danny’s about to sling-shot DDT him. Danny raises an arm in celebration before jumping up and busting every muscle in Trixer’s face with a Slingshot Psycho Holiday. It feels like Trixer’s head is exploding as he rolls to the mat in a slump landing awkwardly on his neck. Danny hooks both legs as Mr. Red can only stand and watch. McNally: ”Sweet mother mercy what an impact! Caught up on those ropes, you can’t survive something like that!”Edison; ”I think the result is academic!”ONE
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THREE Phillip Jones: ”Here is your winner, the team of Jason Freeman and Danny MAIIIINNNEEEEERRRRRRR!!!”McNally: ”It’s a score of unhappy faces here as Mainer looks pissed off that Freeman tried to steal his move, Freeman looks pissed off that he couldn’t steal the victory and Mr. Red looks pissed off because he didn’t win the match where as Alex Trixer is expressionless for being unconscious which is fair play to all 4 men in that ring.”Freeman doesn’t look happy, Mr. Red doesn’t look happy, Danny doesn’t look happy but the result is there. Freeman slumps off the apron and starts to head backstage as Danny takes his own way out through the audience as the screen turns to black. FADE
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 15:59:19 GMT -5
Title: Who’s going to get the scoop? Credit: Chris Phenomenal/Hollywood Mach/Rawt and ? The scene opens in the suite of the Mega Star Alliance looking out over the ring, Alex Trixer and Mr. Red still recovering up the entrance ramp after the beating laid on them by Danny Mainer and Jason Freeman. Chris turns around and looks at the two members of Mega Star Alliance both in some form of preparation for their respective matches later in the evening. Everything is peaceful until Kevin Anderson barges in, a piece of paper in hand. Chris looks and immediately is pissed off at his bliss being interrupted by a man he has never truly seen eye to eye with. Chris Phenomenal: What the fuck is he doing in here. I spefically ordered for him to be kept out![/I] With that a large security guard grabs hold of the skinny wrist of Kevin Anderson and begins to escort him from the suite. Kevin Anderson: Wait a minute I got something for Mach! Kevin flaunts the piece of paper in the air, catching the eye of The Mach as his tai chi session was interrupted. Hollywood: What you got there Brud? Let him go so we can see what he brought for us.The security guard lets go of Kevin Anderson who walks over to Hollywood and hands him the slip of paper. Mach unfolds it and reads it allowed. Don't Expect me to help you out in tonight's match my Canadian brudah - you're gonna need it more when you enter Fallen Heroes against 29 other men. On April 25th, 2009 - I will be in your corner. Rest assured. Signed,
Your Canadian Brudah from Anudah Mudah! [/b] Macho re-reads it once to himself before looking back up at Kevin Anderson. Hollywood: Who gave this too you Brud?Kevin Anderson: I don’t know. It was just handed to me and he told me to deliver it to you, and that he’d reveal himself on Monday. Chris Phenomenal looks at Kevin Anderson with his face screwed up as he is trying to figure out what is wrong with what he has just said. It takes a few moments but in the end Chris is able to get it and grabs a hold of Kevin Anderson. Chris Phenomenal: Seriously dude, cut the bull shit. You’ve cut hundreds of interviews over the course of your career and you couldn’t tell who’s voice it was. You’re in on this game and I’m done playing it. So either you spill the fucking beans or what Train did to you on Monday is going to look tame.[/I] Kevin Anderson: I…I…I don’t know who it was, he was disguising his voice, like a ventriliquist. Chris looks over at WCW, obviously not knowing what a ventriliquist is but WCW just shakes his head at Chris and he get’s the message to shut the hell up and turn his attention back to Kevin Anderson. He drops him down but still keeps hold of the scruff of his shirt. Slowly he marches him over to the door and eventually throws him out and shuts the door. Chris Phenomenal: Now back to relaxing and enjoying the show, although I am a little saddened we didn’t get to see Jason the Giant at all.[/I] The room is quiet for a moment as WCW is talking to Mach, probably discussing strategy for his match, whilst Rawt is raiding the buffet table. Rawt: Chicken Wings, French Fries, Five Dollar Footlong. Hey I’m thinking Arby’s. Rawt searches the table but can’t find anything from Arby’s. Instead of making like Thunder Train he decides that none of the food is worth his time. As he is about to flip the table a knock is heard at the door. With no one appearing to be getting up to answering it, Rawt sighs before going to the door. He opens it only to reveal the long forgotten and newly resurrected interviewer, Gary. Gary: Hey Rawt, It’s me Gary. I was wondering… Rawt: I don’t care what you are wondering. Unless you go and fetch me some Arby’s, I’m going to whoop your ass just like I did back in ‘06. Gary: Rawt, we’re in France though, they don’t have Arby’s. Rawt: I don’t care if we’re in Timbucktwo, I’m thinking Arby’s and I’m going to get my Arby’s or somebody is going to get hurt before my match with Steele tonight. Gary: I…I… Before Gary can even finish his sentence Rawt grabs him and slams him into the wall, his eyes burning with deep seated rage. Rawt: I’m…thinking…Arby’s…under…stand Gary: Y….Ye…Yes…R…Ra…Raw…Rawt Rawt: GOOD! ...And remember - I CALL THE SHOTS CHILD! With that Rawt put’s Gary down who immediately flees, presumably to find an Arby’s somewhere in France. Chris Phenomenal: I never realized how boring this show actually was in between matches…Hey there’s us on the ACWtron.[/I] Chris smiles and waves in awe as his face is plastered on the ACW tron as Hollywood looks on chuckling as WCW shakes his head and Rawt is shown in the background, chomping down on something he found at the buffet table. All of the sudden the door bursts open once more and this time the lovely Charlotte King walks in. Charlotte King: Hey Gent’s how are we this evening? Care to answer a few questions? All four heads turn to Charlotte King for a brief moment, before they all return back to what they are doing, Chris looking back at the ACWtron and not finding himself on it turns back to Charlotte. Chris Phenomenal: Alright, I got some time so I’ll answer a few questions.[/I] Charlotte King: Thanks Chris. First off, you lost last week to Lee Homicide in an over the top rope battle royal. You commented earlier on about this result and yet a lot of people are still concerned about how this might affect you in the long run. Chris Phenomenal: It isn’t going to affect me. I’ve lost before and I’ll lose again. There isn’t a man in this business who can claim he has never lost a match. Thunderkiss, Jake Steele, Yoko Satoshi, it doesn’t matter what promotions you follow, who your favourite is, because at some point in their career they’ve lost. I’ve lost to Brent Garland, I’ve lost to Thunder Train and both times I’ve rebounded with a win, I’ve never lost back to back matches in my career, and quite frankly by beating me, Lee Homicide screwed himself. I’ve never once lost back to back matches, my next match is going to be the Fallen Heroes battle royal, Lee Homicide fancies himself as the winner of the Fallen Heroes match and now all he’s done is sealed his fate.[/I] Charlotte King You also commented earlier on the fact that you didn’t want to defend the title against Lee Homicide at Fallen Heroes, citing wanting to be one hundred percent for the Battle Royal itself. A lot of people view this as you ducking Lee Homicide, is that the case? Chris Phenomenal: Ducking Lee Homicide? Ducking Lee Homicide are you fucking serious Charlotte. Why would I duck someone who’s only ever beaten me in a pointless over the top rope battle royal, a man who has never pinned me, never made me submit. Why would I duck someone who’s just a little bit short of me, talent wise, weight wise, height wise, everyway you look at it Lee Homicide in comparison to me comes up on the wrong side of the stick. If Lee Homicide wants a shot at the title, he can march his Asian ass out to the ring and say he wants one. Then I can come out and tell him if he wants a shot he can have one. Then I can take my shiny Entertainment Title and smash his little skull in with it. From there the beating can continue until the referees come storming down and try and separate us and they can’t so security comes down and the show cuts to commercial as finally one hundred man bar my way to Lee Homicide. It’s so cliché but yet it’s exactly what is going to happen. I won’t be defending my title against Lee at Fallen Heroes but I’ll tell him this because I’m sick of everyone saying I’m ducking Lee Homicide. If he want’s an Entertainment Title shot at Spring Into Hell he needs to live up to the name of the title and entertain me. If he can do that, he can have a shot, my word, my guarantee.[/I] With that Charlotte turns to Rawt, now standing beside Chris Phenomenal obviously having something on his mind in regards to his match against Jake Steele later on in the night. Rawt: You wanna know how Rawt feels about ACW right now? Rawt feels like hes 100%....I am 6-0 in my ACW singles match history since returning, a streak that is sure to continue! World Champion? Jake Steele? I am not impressed. He has yet to impress me - and despite the fact he may be ACW's hottest commodity - he will not be a match for the awesome power of The Crippler! For I....call the shots child! Rawt storms off back towards the buffet table to finish off his pre match meal, as Charlotte looks over at Macho who gives her a curt nod inviting her to come over which she does. Hollwoood: Well sistah - I ain't got much to say, considerin' a Macho like myself STILL AIN'T COMPLETELY SURE who this person stalkin' me is! The Mach is sure of one thing though, and one thing only: THUNDERKISS IS GOIN' DOWN TONIGHT! YEAAAH!Charlotte King: ...You plan on winning the 5-man battle royale, Mr. Macho? Hollwoood: Well sistah - FACT OF THE MATTER IS, MACHOS LIKE MYSELF DON'T EVER MAKE PLANS, BUT REST ASSURED THAT I'M GONNA KICK THE THUNDER RIGHT OUT OF THE KISS TONIGHT! OOOOOH YEAAAH!Charlotte King: Mr. Macho I-- RDK walks away and snaps his fingers, Phenomenal and Rawt following him. Charlotte stays there speechless and with nobody to interview... [Fade Out]
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 15:59:55 GMT -5
The Battle Cry Dan White VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
The blaring racket of a motorcycle blazing into the magnificent Palais Garnier carpark is heard, and we fade in to a monumental pop, with Dan White having successfully made it to the arena. It's unsure how long he'll actually be around before he gets caught by the French police, but for now, all he wants to do is make sure that he gets to fight in his match, which is coming up shortly. And as he steps off his motorbike and walks through, he's met by Kevin Anderson, one of ACW's chief interviewers.Kevin: Hi there, Dan. Tonight you're fighting in a “Winner Takes 30th Place” Battle Royale. How do you think you'll fare against the people you're u against? Almost uninterested, and without even turning towards Kevin, Dan walks down the corridor in a straight line, responding.Dan White: Kevin, I have defeated Senator Steve, Hollywood Mach, Thunderkiss and Dave Shadow all in separate matches. Okay, that latter opponent I have never defeated in a singles match, but this isn't a singles match, is it? This is a battle royale, and providing Thunderkiss and Dave Shadow don't work together, then I think we're going to see the Welsh Dragon stroll to success. But it's never as easy as that, is it, Kev? Kevin: Well, erm, no... Kevin's clearly having a hard time keeping up, as Dan leads him through the complex 1875 designed building.Kevin: So what, what do you mean by that? Dan White: It means that I can just tell that TK and Shadow are working this with a plan in mind. Why else would Gingerdude have told them about the match? And don't let their little charade last Monday night fool you. I know for a fact that there's something going on there. And whether it's Thunderkiss who's the chosen one, or Dave Shadow, one of those two are gonna be pushed in this match. And I'm telling you, Kevin, I ain't gonna be fooled by this. Kevin: And erm, erm, where does this leave you, Mach, and Senator? Dan White: Well logic would suggest that we join up and get rid of those two before the real match starts. But that won't happen. Hollywood Mach is bitter about the fact that I hold historic superiority over him. Who else can you say holds two wins over somebody in a Hell in a Cell match? And Senator, well Senator has always held this strange grudge over me, ever since I cost his Omega Effect title shot last year. The way I see it, he shouldn't have gotten in the way of the ball... Dan reminding everyone of what happened little over a year ago, where he nearly ended Senator's wrestling career with a crunching football tackle, akin to his Richard Prokas move, in a “charity” match. It led to Senator not being able to fight at Omega Effect, instead challenging Dan to an Unsanctioned Match.Kevin: Um, okay, so what do you have in store for your opponents tonight? Dan White: ...Well, Kevin? Dan smirks as he opens to door to what must be his locker room.Dan White: You're just going to have to wait and see... ...And with the close of a door, Dan is about to get ready for his match. Kevin just shrugs his shoulders as we fade out, but it makes you think: is this going to be a match of epic proportions? Well, just see what Dan said last.
Fade.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:01:52 GMT -5
The Run Down.... By Dave Shadow
Later on this evening, we will witness a match with extreme implications. A match where the winner earns one of the biggest advantages a wrestler can earn before he goes on to participate in the annual Fallen Heroes match up. Tonight, in an over the top battle royal, five men shall clash in a bid to find out who shall earn the coveted number 30 entrance spot at the upcoming PPV. This number is so important. While no one has ever won the Fallen Heroes match from this spot, perhaps that is only because the right man has never had the opportunity to take advantage of the situation.
But which of the five men shall get this opportunity? Let us now take a look at all five man and rate their chances of success. The Senator The Senator is a man who claims to have a strict honour code despite being an arrogant, self-centered jerk. While he may be an ACW legend that can simply be attributed to the fact he does not realise it is time to hang up his tights and move into the retirement home. At one stage, he may have been relevant here, and he at least can claim to have held the ACW World Title. But in today’s wrestling world, he’s nothing more than a washed up has been who doesn’t realise it is time for him to step aside and let the future become the present.
Chances of winning – 100/1
Hollywood Mach World Champion. International Champion. Tag team Champion. The Mach certainly is no stranger to success here in ACW. He surely is a symbol of everything the promotion used to represent. But much like the Senator, Mach finds the future catching up with him, and it is only a matter of time before he finds himself with his back permanently on the canvas, staring up at those big white lights. He demands respect but that doesn’t mean he has what it takes to win. His ego may be so big, he might not even be able to get into the ring tonight, let alone be thrown over the top rope.
Chances of winning – 2000/1 Dan White A thug and a criminal who deserves to be thrown into a jail cell and have the key thrown away. A win by Dan White would surely herald in the death of ACW.
Chances of winning – Over 9000/1 Thunderkiss
A great man who probably deserves the win at Fallen Heroes more than anybody else. Thunderkiss works hard for ACW, putting all his blood, sweat and tears into making sure this promotion can be enjoyed by everyone. As one half of Double Deuce and the leader of Zero Tolerance, surely this is a man the fans can find it in their hearts to look up to and admire. Strong. Charismatic. Modest. Good looking. Everything the fans could need in a champion.
Chances of winning – 2/1
Dave Shadow You won’t believe me now. Why would you. You never do. But this right here is your winner. Not just tonight. Not just at Fallen Heroes. Not even just at Omega Effect. But in life. Dave knows what the fans want, even if the fans don’t realise it and know it themselves. He wants only the best for them, and is willing g to do anything to make sure they get it. And, co-incidentally, Dave Shadow happens to be whats best for ACW. Young and hungry, he is surely the future of this promotion, and tonight he gets the chance to take on four ACW legends. Four men who have shown that they can be top players in ACW. Four men who will fall tonight. Tonight, Dave Shadow shows why he knows that he deserves the title shot at Omega Effect.
Chances of winning – 1/1
Five men will enter the ring tonight.
Four legends will be thrown over the top rope.
One man will walk out as the new ACW Legend.
Dave Shadow. The future becomes the present. And someday...you’ll thank him.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:02:31 GMT -5
Segment: Yay, Intense Training! Part 3! (Credit: Freeman)
The camera fades in on Charlotte King, one of ACW’s backstage interviewers. She is standing next to Jason Freeman, a man whose record right now is certainly not the best it’s been in his career. And the fans can tell instantly that he is clearly not himself at all. It’s in the way he stands…the lack of poise he used to possess…the way his eyes seem tired…and glazed over…almost as if he is only half there. There is no doubt in anybody’s mind that what they are looking at is a broken man. Whatever training he’s been putting himself through. It clearly has not been working.
Charlotte: Tonight I’m here with Jason Freeman, one of the men that will take part in the Fallen Heroes battle royal next Saturday. Now, Freeman---
Freeman: QUIET! I KNOW what you’re thinking…that’s right…I know…YOU’RE THINKING THAT I’M ON A LOSING STREAK RIGHT? You’re thinking that I’m done, that my career is heading down fast, that I’m over the hill and sinking fast, RIGHT?
Charlotte: Uh, no, I just---
Freeman: Well you’re wrong! Understand?! I have hit a rough patch, sure, but that doesn’t matter. The fact of the matter is, Fallen Heroes is a week away, and there is no man more prepared than me. I have watched tapes, I have trained myself…let me tell you Charlotte…I did not sleep at all last night. I was watching tapes of my opponents…and it IS going to pay off!
He speaks wildly, and has none of the calmness that he had before. He seems wild…on edge constantly. Charlotte seems a bit taken aback by just how far he has descended…and yet he clearly considers himself rational. If this isn’t a lesson in the importance of rest, then nothing is…
Charlotte: Well, are you sure that this lack of sleep is not affecting you negatively? It has seemed that in the ring, you---
Freeman: Oh, I see how it is…maybe it would affect YOU negatively, but I CAN HANDLE IT. At first my body may have resisted the changes that I was forcing it to undergo, and the stress I was putting it under, but NOW…NOW I HAVE WORKED UP THE ENDURANCE I NEED! I didn’t ALLOW my body to resist…and oh it TRIED…but Im in better shape than Ive EVER been, and don’t you say anything about my performance in the ring…that has NOTHING to do with anything…my opponents have merely gotten LUCKY and that is ALL.
Charlotte: Well, okay, in that case, with Fallen Heroes coming up soon, are you planning to continue the same training plan you have followed so far? Or are you planning on making any changes
Freeman: I…
And he pauses…for some reason he seems zoned out, and there’s an awkward silence…he shakes himself out of it however.
Freeman: I’m sorry…what was that again?
Charlotte: Um…I said…with Fallen Heroes coming up soon, are you going to continue the same training plan, or make some changes to it?
Freeman: Right…right…No, I plan on following it exactly the same as I am now. Despite what you say, I can see the improvements, and I KNOW that this is preparing me.
Charlotte: Well earlier in the ring, you attempted to lift your opponent, and ended up dropping him clutching your arm…is there---
Freeman: I merely hurt it training a week ago, and apparently I re-aggravated it…however I imagine it will be FINE by Fallen Heroes.
Charlotte: Well if you don’t take time to recuperate, how can you---
Freeman: I HAVE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE DOUBTING ME! I AM SICK OF PEOPLE PUTTING ME DOWN. I. Will. Win. Fallen Heroes. That is ALL…and I do NOT want to talk about it any further. I’ve said all there is to say, and now I am leaving. I don’t have the time to waste here when my match has passed. This is valuable training time. Goodbye.
And he turns to leave, but as he walks away, he turns a corner, but ends up stumbling into the wall. He kicks it and growls in anger.
Charlotte: Are you sure you’re okay?
Freeman: I’m FINE!
And he storms away, muttering under his breath.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:03:29 GMT -5
Segment: Everybody Hates Lee, Part 4 (Credit: Lee) The scene fades up. The camera appears to be set up on the outskirts of a football field of a high school. A metal, chain-length fence stretches the length of the field, and closes of the edges. The top of the fence is painted with the familiar purple and yellow that we’ve been seeing all day. On the opposite end of the fence, two, plain metal benches sit on opposite sides of the field, one of which has a large, orange jug with the word “Gatorade” written on it. The field is covered in green grass, with hits of brown due to the snow that’s touching it in certain areas. The white tick-marks and numbers that once stood brightly are beginning to fade, as is the yellow paint on the goal posts on the two opposite ends of the field. The scene slowly does an about face to show several rows of metal bleachers, rising up at an incline behind the football field. Two sets of concrete steps on both sides of the bleachers are alternatively yellow and white. On both sides, a metal, chain-length fence stands, slightly bent backwards due to aging. Atop the rows of bleachers, a shack made of purple sheet metal, with a yellow roof made of similar material stands with a large window in the front. On one side, a yellow shield is painted, while on the other is a yellow sword. Atop the shack are two flags, waving in the breeze, one is the American flag, the other a purple and white pennant with a large “P” sown on. After several more seconds of silence, a loud “bang” is heard coming from the far left of the scene. The camera pans over and zooms in to show the young Lee Homicide, crumpled up on the ground in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, clutching his shin with a look of pain on his face.Lee: Ahh… Ahh… Ahh… After this continues for an awkwardly, length amount of time, the young Lee, slowly stands up slowly, still with the grimace pasted across his face. He tests his leg on the ground several times before hobbling up the bleachers and taking a seat. It’s here that his face changes from pain to a very forced, nervous smile.Lee (V.O.): It was at this very moment, that it all started to sneak in to me. Katie was on her way. I was finally going to meet my crush. Lee was finally going to be able to walk around happy, and with a girl on his arm to boot… Suddenly a soft smacking sound is heard coming from somewhere in the scene.Lee (V.O.): I knew that this was going to happen. The fact that something else would never even crossed my mind. The look on Lee’s face changes from one of nervous excitement to utter terror. The young Lee suddenly pops up, and his breathing rate increases rapidly as his eyes dart around the football field, running one hand through his hair. The smacking sound continues, although we still can’t pinpoint exactly where it’s coming from.Lee (V.O.): But what if I was wrong? What if Katie had absolutely no interest in me at all?! What if she was coming here just to crush my spirits, and leave me as a broken, hallow shell of a man? What is it was true, what they said, and Lee was doomed to wonder the world alone? I couldin’t bear the thought, I just couldn’t take it. With this, the young Lee takes several rushed steps down a few of the bleachers, but suddenly he stops, puffing up his chest slightly.Lee (V.O.): No. I wasn’t going to run away… The young Lee steps back up the bleachers he rushed down, turns around slowly and returns to his seat. He puffs out his chest again as the smacking sound continues.Lee (V.O.): I had to find out what she thought about the note. I had to find out what she thought about me. I had to find out if there ever would be a chance between the two of us. But most of all… The young Lee rolls his eyes slightly.Lee (V.O.): I had to find out what in the hell that noise was… The young Lee lies down on top of the bleacher he was just sitting on. He positions his head at a slight angle to be able to see underneath the bleacher behind him, peering into the area beneath the bleacher. The camera slowly zooms in through another hole in the bleachers. At the very back, are two, tall, concrete pillars supporting the bleachers and the sheet metal structure we saw earlier. Leaning up against the left support pillar is the same brunette that we saw in the math classroom earlier with a black coat wrapped around her. And directly in front of her, with his body and lips pressed up against hers is Lee’s friend, Steve. The girl slowly moves her hand away from the pillar and uses it to slightly push Steve back, breaking their lips apart. They open their eyes and look directly at each other.Katie: Oh Steve. Until today I had always looked at you as just another dork who wasn’t even worthy of the time of day. But after reading that note that you wrote for me. The girl, now clearly identified as Katie giggles slightly.Katie: Wow! Steve: Katie, you have no idea how long I’ve waited to hear you say that. The two roughly push their lips back together and begin roughly kissing once again. The camera zooms back out from underneath the bleachers, just as the young Lee once again swings his legs back down to the bottom of the bleacher in front of him. His facial expression is one of being absolutely crushed. One single tear escapes his right eye and runs down his cheek.Lee (V.O.): It was at this moment, that the young punk known as Billy Chung fundamentally changed… Lee slowly begins to stand up in the bleachers, looking determined.Lee (V.O.): No longer would I let women rule my life. I would be a changed man. I didn’t need a girl to make me happy. I knew how to make myself happy. NO NOT LIKE THAT! From that point after, I would be a new man! Complete with a new name and everything. And you know what that name is? itzLEEyuhBITCH! [/size][/font][/center] The young Lee begins strutting down the bleachers, but after hitting the first, he gets his foot stuck underneath it and trips, rolling all the way down the length of the rest of the bleachers, and landing with a slight thud on the concrete ground, his chest heaving up and down as he lays there in a pile.Lee (V.O.): Then again… Some things never change. With this, the scene zooms in slowly on the face of the young Lee as he stares up into the sky. With this, the scene slowly fades to black.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:04:36 GMT -5
You Bastards....No Seriously, You Bastards... By Dave Shadow
Ladies and gentlemen, at this time would you please welcome....Dave Shadow!The arena is thrown into a wild flurry of boos and jeers, as Dave Shadow walks out through the curtains, dancing to a beat only he can hear. The disgust of the fans does not even phase him, as he takes his place at the top of the ramp, looking out at everyone in the arena. He smiles and pushes his hair out of his eyes.
Dave: I’m going to keep this short and sweet. I’ve already told you all that I fully plan on winning the battle royal tonight, and by now, I’d hope you know that when I say something, I say it cause it’s true. It’s inevitable. But then I log on to ACW.com and I notice that not one, single person backed me in their predictions of tonight’s event. Mach got 50% of the votes when they asked who you thought would win. Thunderkiss, Dan and Senator each then split the other 50%. And me? I got jack shit.
Is that what you fans think of me?The crowd pipe up with a resounding cheer, indicating that that is exactly what they think of him.
Dave: Fine fine fine. As per usual, everyone underestimates me. What a surprise. You guys want to go backing the four “bigger” names, then that’s fine and dandy. I’m used to being underestimated. I’m used to being the underdog. I won’t say it doesn’t hurt that not one person, NOT ONE PERSON believes I can win this match tonight, but thats just going to offer me even more motivation to win tonight. I will prove each and every one of you wrong, and when I show how wrong you are about me, maybe you’ll understand how wrong you are about what makes a decent champion.Dave looks to be pissed off, as he starts pacing up and down the stage, running his hands back through his hair. He looks out at the crowd, who start a “You Suck!” chant, which only serves to irritate him even more.
Dave: Boo me all you want, but I know that I am in a far better position to judge whats right and whats wrong with ACW. Which brings me swiftly on to my next point...Dan White....Now there’s a name the crowd adore. Everyone cheer’s loudly, as some chants break out for the fan favourite.
Dave: Cheer him all you want, but he’s not here right now, is he? No, your beloved hero is not allowed into France. I have it on good authority that he won’t even be here tonight. Banned from France? As far as I’m concerned, Dan is running scared from me. Dan is probably quite happy to have the excuse to hide. I’ve eliminated him from the match later on already then. Perfect. Suits me. Now I’ve only got three people to worry about. Dan, I’ve got a message for you. You’re a hypocrite and a thug. These fans are idiots. They cheer for you, but why? Thats what I want to know. If you weren’t famous, if it wasn’t for Gingerdude, these fans would not give you the time of day. They’d look down on you. But then, if life was fair, not only would they look down on you....they’d see me for what I truly was.
A visionary. A crusader. A man who has your best interests at heart, even if you won’t admit it. A role model you can be proud of. A man who should not only be cheered but held up on a pedestal for all to honour. I am the future of ACW, but tonight I begin the transformation. Tonight, ACW legends will be sacrificed to help me transition from the future...to the present. Tonight. Fallen Heroes. Omega Effect. And then you will have no choice but to bow down to the man...the legend...that is Dave Shadow. And when that day comes....you’ll thank me.Dave throws the microphone down and poses for the booing fans, as we...[FADE]
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:06:12 GMT -5
MATCH 3: Dave Shadow vs. The Senator vs. Hollywood Mach vs. Thunderkiss vs. Dan White – Winner Takes Fallen Heroes' 30th Spot Battle Royale (Credit: Dan White, Chris Phenomenal)
AND we’re off, five men standing inside the ring with the common goal of winning the number 30 spot in the Fallen Heroes battle royal. Dave Shadow, Thunderkiss, Hollywood Mach, Dan White and The Senator all circle each other, not wanting to make the first move. Finally with frustrating setting in Dan White goes after Dave Shadow temporarily ignoring Thunderkiss and pays for his trouble as this starts a wild melee, with Thunderkiss attacking Dan White before he can get to Shadow and Hollywood going after Senator, the four men brawl as Thunderkiss uses his strength to overpower Dan into a corner as Dave joins in and they start going to town on Dan White with an assortment of punches. Meanwhile Senator has backed Hollywood back into the corner and is connecting with ACW’s most known chops as Macho clutches his chest in pain. Senator relents and whips Macho across the ring but he reverses it and sends Senator flying into the far corner where Dan is down on the canvas now getting stomped by Thunderkiss and Dave Shadow. All four men go down in a crumpled heap as Hollywood looks on, pleased at his handy work as up in the Mega Star suite Chris Phenomenal is surely whooping joyously.
Senator is the first to his feet and Hollywood immediately tries to fire him out of the ring but Senator lands on the apron. As Mach follows up trying to knock him out Senator delivers a shoulder to the gut of the Mach, before sliding back into the ring. As Mach turns around Senator comes at him looking to knock him out of the ring with a Washington Lariat but Mach counters it again, this time trying to lift Senator out of the ring but he grabs hold of the top rope and springboards back in connecting with an énziguri as the crowd pops for the move not seen nearly as often as of late.
Meanwhile in the far corner Dan White had taken the advantage as Thunderkiss had taken the brunt of the the collision with Senator. In order to save his own ass Dave ducked out of the ring, making sure he used the second and third rope so as not to be eliminated by accident. The move caught Dan off guard and gave Kiss the opportunity he needed blindsiding Dan and connecting with a large German suplex sending him flying right next to the downed Mach as now Kiss looks at Senator, the two foes from Genocide boring a hole through the other as Dave Shadow ducks into the ring, Double Deuce leaving Senator in a predicament he is un used to being in, outnumbered. Dave and TK stalk Senator slowly backing him into a corner but by that time Mach and Dan are up on there feet and enter the fracas once again, bodies flying everywhere in a massive orgy of destruction, at one point Dave punched Thunderkiss not realizing who he was attacking.
Finally the bodies separate as Thunderkiss and Senator go at it as Dan White and Dave Shadow square off. Everyone is exchanging rights and lefts before Dave ducks a Dan White shot and waltzes through and tries to suplex Dan White. Mach decides to add onto it and connects with a backdrop suplex on Dave as he suplexes Dan in one crazy manoeuvre as the French crowd roar as their favourites to hate and love continue to go at it. Mach gets to his feet as Thunderkiss tries to irish whip Senator after a flurry of chops being exchanged by the two but Senator switches his hips, somehow swinging the much larger Thunderkiss into Macho Man who connects with a Macho Slam, the canvas shaking with the impact as Hollywood gets to his feet and stares down Senator. The two have the run of the ring as they begin to party like it’s 06. Macho connecting with a right hand and then receiving a blistering chop from Senator. The crowd is hushed as they witness something long since lost in ACW. Senator is able to take control knocking Mach down to one knee and then connecting with a Shining Capitol that staggers Mach enough that he is able to connect with a Partisan Kick as well as the Mach is out with Thunderkiss in the middle of the ring.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:06:47 GMT -5
Dave Shadow stirs in his corner but noticing the Senator coming his way stops, like a jackrabbit fleeing from a predator, and plays dead causing Senator to turn his attention to Dan White. Dan is still feeling the effects of take the brunt of both suplexes and is an easy target for Senator who meticulously picks him apart with a series of knees, elbows and chops. With Dan sufficiently weekend Senator lifts him up like a Vertical Suplex but instead drapes him over the top rope, ready to eliminate Dan with his new cult favourite the AIG Knee. Senator takes a run at Dan but at the last possible second he is able to gather his wits about him and slip off the top rope. Dave Shadow takes this opportunity to try and eliminate Dan attacking him and looking to hit him with a Future Endeavour’d but instead Dan catches him and from out side the ring powers him down with a brutal whip lash, Dave’s neck snapping on the rope to give the move a little extra oomph as Dan is able to slither back into the ring, still out a bit but not willing to give in.
Meanwhile both Hollywood and Thunderkiss have worked themselves up to a somewhat solid base and realizing who is standing directly next to them, the vigor they had in the early stages of the match returns to them as they engage in a massive tie up, neither man willing to give each other even the slightest inch. The two bull each other around the ring as Dan White and The Senator look on, taking a brief reprieve from the action relegating themselves to spectators at another Macho TK encounter. The two brawl up against the ropes until Senator realizes he has a great opportunity. With both Mach and TK looking to one up each other Senator sneaks up behind the both of then and grabs a hold of them and dumps them over the top rope, the crowd looking on as both Macho Man and TK look on for a brief moment, stunned at what has just happened.
Philip: My...Thunderkiss and Hollywood Mach have been eliminated!!
The fans are in total shock as two of the favourites for the match are swiftly eliminated from the match. Senator rolls back towards the middle of the ring, with Dan ready to apply the boots in. Dave meanwhile rests in a corner, not prepared to get involved so fully in the match, not at this point. Dan throws a few boots into the former World champion, attempting to beat him down. He then lifts him up, and throws him into a turnbuckle, to a resounding pop from the crowd. Dan then races forwards, clotheslining him in the chest, forcing him to stumble out like a drunk. Dan smashes him with a knife edge chop so firm that Senator would be proud of it, if it hadn't sent him crashing to the floor. Dan takes this moment to pause, lifting his arms in the air to another pop from the crowd. With Senator on the floor, and Dave choosing to cower in the turnbuckle, Dan looks set to take that 30th Fallen Heroes spot, and in turn surely become the favourite for the match. He turns around, watching Senator stir slowly, and he helps him up. Dan hits another Irish Whip, and plants Senator with a Hip Toss, again grounding him. Dan nods his head confidently, as he points to the outside, to a pop.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:07:20 GMT -5
He lifts Senator up, taking him by the head towards the ropes. But there's still a bit of spunk left in the politician, and he elbows Dan firmly in the face. Dan's head cracks to the side like a knock 'em sock 'em bot, deterring Dan somewhat. Senator throws a hard knife edge of his own, to a huge “WOOOO!!” from the crowd. He hits another one, to a second “WOOO!!” from the French audience. They begin to move away from the ropes, Dan suffering the repercussions of not taking advantage of the situation he had. Senator throws a couple of open hand punches, indeed some of the best punches in the business. He whips Dan at the ropes, only for Dan to reverse it. But that was Senator's plan overall, and he's fast to catapult off, hurling like a brick towards the Welsh Dragon, bringing him down to his knees with a low dropkick. He then hits the ropes again, clocking Dan with a firm knee to the face, knocking him flat. Senator is up, and he now receives a pop from the crowd. He lifts Dan up, bringing him towards the ropes, and tries to throw him over. He rushes forwards, but Dan manages to grab the ropes in front of him, resisting. Annoyed, Senator throws a few punches into the stomach, trying to wear him down. He attempts another elimination, this time almost getting Dan over the ropes, but not quite. But to everyone's surprise, Shadow rushes out from his seated position in the corner, chucking Dan over the ropes to loud boos from the crowd!
Philip: Dan White has been eliminated! We're down to the final two!
There's shock everywhere as Dan is thrown over, and most of all, at the possum-playing of Dave Shadow. And there's jeers spouting throughout this historic arena as Dave smirks. But his smirk is quickly wiped off, with a stunning Roundhouse Kick to the face. Unfortunately, it's a left-footed kick, so it diverts Dave towards the middle of the ring, rather than towards the ropes. But Senator isn't phased. With the experience he's picked up over the years, he knows he can bring Shadow down with ease. At least, he'd like to think so. He lifts Dave up, throwing him hard at the ropes, and with a firm punch to the face, he sends the former Entertainment champion down. Senator throws a single arm in the air, to another pop from the crowd. He then lifts Dave up, and places him over the ropes, and there's yet another large pop; the crowd certainly know what's coming next, as he points to his knee. But as he does this, there's another sound from the crowd. The sound of caution. But Senator is too caught up with the opportunity he has, to win this match and win it in style, with his new finisher...
As he runs up, he fails to notice Thunderkiss rushing down the ring. The Senator looks confused as he goes to strike, and Thunderkiss pulls Dave's head and body down, at the same time dramatically lowering the ropes. Senator's raised knee is higher than the lowered ropes, and TK releases Dave at the right moment, resulting in Senator going one way, and Dave going the other. To Senator's great dismay, his direction is out of the ring, and to the astonishment of everyone in the arena, Dave Shadow has pulled off the victory!!
Philip: Senator Steve Phillips has been eliminated! Meaning the winner, and the holder of the 30th spot for Fallen Heroes is Dave Shadow!!!
There are tremendously heavy boos echoing around the arena, as “Come With Me” by P. Diddy plays. TK re-enters the ring, and happily helps his partner up to his feet, throwing his arms in the air. You may hate the result, but how many people can say they've won a match of this magnitude in ACW? And coming into the match at number 30, he looks certain to be one of the prime contenders for the Fallen Heroes Battle Royale.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:08:41 GMT -5
Segment: Light in a darkened world (Credit: Steele/XS3)
About a couple of days prior to Thursday Night Meltdown invading Paris, Lauren Terry was just walking home from another boring day at school. Having discussed what happened to her uncle on Monday, she had entered the house and sighed content. Ever since the secret was let out to all of Maple Creek, life for her was finally beginning to settle down. About a few minutes after she had entered her house, a harsh knocking on the door was heard. Lauren paused; her mom wasn't to be home until 8:00 PM that evening. More knocking occured and she sighed.
Lauren: Hold on, I’m coming!
Soft grumbling under her breath went unnoticed except for herself. Once she opened the door, she jumped back a little bit in surprise. Lauren had come face to face with Jake Steele himself. Immediately, her stance shifted to a more awkward posture.
Lauren: Uhm, hi. Jake, right? What brings you around here?…
Steele smiled, with Lauren unsure of how to react. Was he here to kidnap her? Was he here for a friendly visit?
Steele: Oh, I was just in da neighborhood. Thought I’d pay you a visit, if you don’t mind dat is. May I come in?
Lauren: Sure…
Lauren held the door open for her guest to step through. As Steele casually glanced around the area, he was about to turn back to Lauren.
Steele: Now, what I’m here for is --
Before Steele could even get to finish his sentence, Lauren slammed the door behind her. Steele wondered what exactly was going on before looking up and seeing her face scrunched in anger.
Lauren: How dumb do you think I am? You just happened to be in the neighborhood? We have a television with more than one channel. Shocking for you, I know. What you two have done to each other is immature and silly and I think it needs to stop.
Steele was surprised at Matt Irvine's niece showing fire before he smiled and casually approached her. Lauren took a step back, cautiously awaiting the next move of her guest.
Steele: No, no, I’m sure you’ve seen it. You a smart girl… pretty too. Matt’s done told me a lot about you, before our little “war” kicked off. See, I wanted to come here and speak to you, about somethin’.
Lauren: And what exactly would that be?
Steele: Since you been watchin’ all our little battles, I assume you know Christine, and Demon Inc. have aligned with me, right?
Lauren: Yes.
In a quick burst of energy, Steele was at the side of Lauren, putting an arm around her and seemingly staring out into space. Lauren looked down with a small trace of disgust before deciding to hear him out.
Steele: Aight, so I’m sure it’s real obvious to you what I’m here for. It’s simple. Join me, nah, join us. Help us get rid of Matt from ACW, and once and for all be rid of da failure known as XS3. Because you know, and I know dat he isn’t right in his head anymore, he’s cold, he’s heartless, he’s lost all form of sense dat he had left when he was with me. And who’s fault is dat? Not mine, I’ll tell you dat much.
As Lauren looked up with concern, Steele placed his arms on her shoulders firmly, wanting her to catch every last syllable coming out of his mouth.
Steele: I’m not here to intrude in on ya business, and I ain’t here to give you some type of ultimatum, I’m only here to see if you want to be apart of my… Nation.
Steele looked deeply into her eyes, almost piercing her soul. Lauren could tell how bad he wanted to further humiliate her uncle; she could sense it in every word he spoke. Lauren suddenly pulled back from Steele's grip and shook her head.
Lauren: No...
Steele: What?
It was too late to take back her words now. She had to keep going. Lauren looked up with determination and defiance to the ACW World Champion.
Lauren: I said. No. No matter what Matt wants to do you or is trying to do to you, he is still my Uncle and I will always love him. He protected me when nobody else was there to protect me. And either way, he cares about his family and friends more than you ever could or would. While you've both let the title affect your judgment, you've gotten the worse end of it. To put it bluntly Jake, you're ten times the maniac Jay Zero ever was and the only reason you got that title is because you were cornered with only Uncle Matt and Thunder Train to come to your rescue.
Steele: …What did you just say?
Lauren took a step forward and showed her courage to someone who could probably knock her out in a split second. Steele then grabbed at Lauren's wrist and used it to pull her in closer, showing an angry look himself.
Steele: You know what… you just like him. Thickheaded. And just like “Uncle” Matt, you’ll learn. His lesson in revenge is comin'. Make sure you watch Fallen Heroes, fuck it, tell Matt to buy you a front row ticket. I want you there. So you can see first hand what it looks like when I end a career. You made da wrong decision tonight, Lauren, and you gonna regret it.
A few seconds passed by like it was almost nothing; both of them were so tensed up with malice towards the other side, they could hardly bear to look at each other. Lauren felt Steele's grip on her lighten up and she used the opportunity to pull away from him, not wanting anything more to do with Jake Steele.
Lauren: I'd be careful who you threaten if I were you. The moment Uncle Matt finds out about this, he's going to want to maim you to near-death. Now go ahead, get back in your rental car and jump back on a plane all the way to France. And don't let the door hit your arrogant ass on the way out.
Steele: ...whatever.
Steele scoffed and turned on his heels before opening the door and slamming it shut. Lauren rolled her eyes in disgust and went back to the kitchen to fix herself some dinner. As she entered the kitchen, she thought of Steele calling her uncle a failure and almost laughed.
Lauren: No Jake, you're going to be the failure when it's all said and done.
Fade.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:09:57 GMT -5
Celebrations and Commiserations By Thunderkiss and Dave Shadow As we cut backstage again, Thunderkiss walks along the corridors of the French arena, still sweating and breathing heavily following his match earlier tonight. With his hands on his hips, he doesn’t look all too impressed with the fact he lost out on the ever-coveted number 30 spot for the upcoming Fallen Heroes match up. As he strides along though, he finds his attention drawn to a noise coming from the bottom of the hallway. He tilts his head back and lets out a large sigh, knowing that the origins of the noise are the Zero Tolerance dressing room.
He quickens his pace, and as he reaches the door, he throws it open. Music blares so loudly in his face that he is forced to take a step back. His eyes widen as he examines the scene laid out in front of him. Dave Shadow stands on top of the couch jumping up and down with two beautiful women either side of him. He holds one arm up in the air, while with the other, he guzzles down a huge bottle of champagne. In between gulps, he sings along with the music, as the girls throw some confetti up in the air over his head. He is acting like he’s already won the Fallen Heroes match.Dave: Cel-e-brate Good times COME ON! Yeah girls! We’re going to Omega Effect! Yeah! Dave continues to pour the champagne down his face, as the two girls now stop jumping. They’ve spotted Thunderkiss standing in the doorway, hand on hips! Dave throws both girls a look, still unaware his partner is there.Dave: Hey! What’s wrong?Thunderkiss: ...... He now follows their line of sight and spots his partner in the doorway. A few seconds pass between the two, as Dave’s eyes grow wide. In a moment of panic, he tries to leap off the couch to try and turn off the music. However he ends up stumbling and falling straight to the floor, face first. The alcohol has apparently messed with his depth perception a bit. Thunderkiss walks over to the music player and turns it off. The girls head for the door, as Dave, from the floor, tries to convince them to stay.Dave: No! Hey, don’t go! Thunderkiss grabs his partner by the pants and pulls him up from the floor. Dave stumbles but regains his standings, before starting to apologize...Dave: Listen TKs, I’m sorry. But you can’t blame me for being happy I won the spot? I know you wanted it, but you...you.... As if coming up with a great idea, a smile spreads across Dave’s face.Dave: You don’t need the win as much as I do. You could enter the Fallen Heroes match at number one and still win quite easily. Me on the other hand...I don’t have as much experience in this as you do, so I need this. And now I can be in a better position to help you later in the match!Thunderkiss: Yes, and daddy just got himself a round trip ticket to the Bahamas and a full week off of work. Dave: So as you can see, there is no reason for you to feel - wait, what?Dave looks at Thunderkiss with a glint of confusion on his face. A second ago he believed his partner to be upset over the finality of the battle royal. Now, it appears he is more than satisfied with it’s outcome. Then it hits him - his idea was Thunderkiss’ all along. That son of a bitch. Thunderkiss: This is why I like you, Shadow. You’re a thinking man’s man. Dave: Oh yeah, of course. A thinking man’s man. That’s me!Thunderkiss: Number 1 or 30, it doesn’t really mean jack shit to me. On that night, I am going to be a bulldozer and the ring shall be my construction site. Heaven forbid anyone who even dares think about getting in my path and just in case something goes amiss? Well now, I guess I now have an ace in my sleeve, don’t I?Thunderkiss and Dave nod, coming to an understanding. Thunderkiss turns to leave as Dave sneaks towards the music player again, a big smile on his face... Thunderkiss: But if you dare turn the volume up on that song there will be no good times to celebrate, comprende?Dave pulls his hand back quickly, deciding it’s probably better to skip the celebration...for now. As we... [FADE]
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:10:53 GMT -5
Segment: The Dark Chocolate. MMMM chocolate. Pt. 2 (Credit: Train) Sometimes it seems that the more criminals that I try to stop, the more just come out of back alleys and the ACW bars. The city is a dying whore. She calls out to me to save her and I don't know if I can. But she is still my city and I just cannot sit and watch as innocent people are.... We open on the roof of the ACW arena in the dead of night. Its about midnight now and Bat Train is on the roof of the arena watching over. We hear heaving breathing and struggling as someone climbs up. Bat Train goes over to confront whoever it is. He looks over the edge and he sees his comrade, Thunder Lawyer going up the side of the building. Bat Train reaches down and helps him up.Bat Train: Do you have the things that I requested?Thunder Lawyer: Yes, but why the hell did you need The Lion King on DVD? Bat Train: Because. The ending touches me and I like to touch her. MmmmmmThunder Lawyer: What? Bat Train: Hmm?Thunder Lawyer: Whatever. Now, what is your plan to get us down there. There are security guards everywhere and I almost got caught climb-- WAIT A SECOND. How did you get up here? Bat Train: I took the stairs. Now, my plan is for you to lower me through the hole in the roof I put here. That's why I needed the rope. Thunder Lawyer: Hold on. You want ME to lower YOU down. Wouldn't it make more sense if I was lowered. I'm lighter then you. Bat Train: OK. 1. Racist. 2. I'm the hero and the hero does the cool stuff so deal with it.Thunder Lawyer: *Sigh* Bat Train grabs the rope and ties it around his massive body. However, the rope is way too short and about 2 inches (Steele's dick lol) is left over. Nevertheless, Bat Train still wants to be lowered down. Bat Train jumps through the hole and he actually manages to get through. But here's the hard part, lowering him down enough so he doesn't trigger the laser beemz. Train gets right above the floor and it looks to be going good. However, on the roof we see Lawyer struggling. His face is beat red and sweat is everywhere as he tries to keep Train off the floor. The rope begins to break apart now and Lawyer says "Fuck this" he lets go and Bat Train hits the floor with a thud.Bat Train: What the hell was that for?Thunder Lawyer: For making me do something as stupid as that. Now, we have to get to Gingerdude's office. Which way is it. Bat Train: Over this way, follow me.The two run down the hallway and turn a corner. They are stopped when Train sees a security guard walking. He hides behind the corner then when the security guard turns the corner Train bites his leg. The guard screams then Train throws him into the wall. Bat Train: MESSIAH KICK!Bat Train then kicks the guard down and out. Train looks over to Thunder Lawyer who is just staring at him with disbelief.Bat Train: What?Thunder Lawyer: That was the janitor.... Bat Train: Oh well. At least we have the keys to his office now.Train takes the keys and they proceed to Gingerdude's office. They open it up and sneak inside. They start digging through everything looking for any clues. The office is trashed now and the men are unable to find anything that can help them.Bat Train: DAMN!Train pounds on the desk and a drawer opens up. Train and Lawyer look inside and it begins to glow. They pull out a folder that says "Keep from Train." They look through it and their expressions are shocking. They close the folder then look at each other.Bat Train: This is it! This has all of our hopes and dreams!Thunder Lawyer: Yeah, now let's go before we get caught. Bat Train closes the drawer and then jumps out the window. Thunder Lawyer follows after. They end up in the Trainmobile and they speed away with the document. They drive away in the midnight sun with everything that they need. Muahahahhahaha!
Fade out.
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Post by Dan White on Apr 16, 2009 16:11:45 GMT -5
Segment: Brudah vs. Sucka… who’s who? Credit: Jake Steele / Hollywood Mach Winded, but most definitely not out of it for his match-up later tonight, the scene opens up to Jake Steele, World Title over his shoulder, and his confidence proudly displayed through his smile. He's competed in game of Basketball, and had to show off his rap prowess, but now with that over Steele has to put down his b-ball, his microphone, and pick up his wrestling gear for his upcoming matchup with The Crippler later in the night.
Until then, he's standing in front of the ACW logo, with Charlotte King standing next to him with a microphone in hand, ready for an interview. She begins it. Charlotte King: Steele, tonight, you’ve already competed against XS3 in a “Pick Your Own Fouls” Basketball competition, in which you lost, and a Rap Battle, which you won. Now in a few minutes, XS3 will be going up against your stable brother, Thunder Train. Later on in the night, you will be competing against the undefeated Rawt “The Crippler” Ross. Both of those matches being the final points of the contest you two are involved in; as both are “Beat The Clock” competitions. I have to ask you Steele, what’s your strategy to make sure that you come out with the quickest time tonight, and overall come out looking like the better man as Fallen Heroes approaches and you put your title on the line? Steele: Strategy? Haha…Steele flicks his nose, letting the cockiness reign through, as he continues.Steele: I ain’t got no strategy. I don’t need one. I mean, who am I facin’? Some dude from MSA who got a undefeated streak based off of beatin… who? Jonny Hughes? I beat him. Jin? I beat him in my rookie month. Garland? Nee-grow-please. See Charlotte, for people like him, I don’t make strategies, I figure out various ways to fuck ‘em up. And it don’t matter if dude got Hollywood Botch, and Chris Hoenomenal on his side, cause I done beat Mach too. And if Chris really wanted to go, instead of runnin’ his mouth about my moms when da cameras ain’t supposed to be on, his ass know where to find me. So I ain’t worried.Charlotte King: I see. What about the upcoming match with XS3 and Thunder Train, your thoughts? Steele: Train has some shit goin’ on with him right now. His sister’s been kidnapped, Gingerdude is tryin’ to fuck with him and his title, and to stack all dat up on one pedestal, now he gotta go out there and face da same dude who he held da Tag Titles wit’ for months. And believe me, he feels da same way I do about dis. He feels betrayed, but unlike me, he ain’t got a chance to take his pain out on anybody just yet. Too bad for Matt though, cause tonight he plans to unleash dat pain on him. I’m so confident in Train actually, dat I’ll make a bet wit’ you Charlotte, how about dat? Charlotte King: What would be the bet? Steele: If you win, you get to ask me whatever question you want. No matter how deep in my past, or how personal. If I win, you have to…Steele leans into Charlotte's ear, and whispers something which actually makes her blush as she listens. Steele slowly leans back, and she responds accordingly. Charlotte King: Oh well… uhm… I don’t know…what to say… Steele: Haha, I was only kiddin’. But I’ll still play ball wit’ ya… I’m SO confident in Train, dat I’m predictin’ RIGHT NOW - dat Train’s gon’ --Hollywood Mach: -- LOSE TO BRUDAH EXX ESS THREE IN TWENTY SECONDS FLAT!Steele: …Mach! JUST DA BRUDAH I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE! HOW YA DOIN’ YA MUTHAFUCKIN’ CANUCK!?Hollywood Mach: Well, brudah, I just came from whoopin’ some jabroni ass! The Mach may have been bested tonight, but OH BRUDAH, believe me, that ain’t got shit to do with Fallen Heroes! And when I DO get done tossin’ twenty nine other jabronis, realize that I’m comin’ for ya’ title at Omega Effect, YOU BETTAH BELEIVE DAT BRUDAH! …Well, if you still got it around your waist that is.Steele takes the podshot and just snickers, responding with words of his own.Steele: Oh, I will. Don’t worry about dat at all. As for you comin’ for me though, believe dat I’m all for goin’ one more round with Mr. Hollywood. And maybe dis time I can finally knock yo ass of da face of da earth, so ACW ain’t gotta tune in every week and see you talkin’ yo shit like it really matters, you dig?Mach cocks a eyebrow at Steele, taking to his fighting words. He snaps back with the Machness.Hollywood Mach: Oh, it matters. Believe when it The Mach speaks - the people listen! They know talent from no talent, and jabroni, talent YOU DO NOT HAVE! And once I’m the World Champion for the THIIIIIRDDD TIIIIIIMME - FINALLY, ACW WILL KNOW WHAT A REAL CHAMPION IS! THE MEGA STAR ALLIANCE WILL BE AT THE TOP, AND ALL THOSE JABRONIS WHO CHEER YOU OVER ME WILL COME CRAWLIN’ BACK TO THE MACH, BEGGIN’ FOR FORGIVENESS, BUT THE MACH WILL LOOK DOWN AT EM - AND SAY NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOO! OH BRUDAH, I’VE SEEN THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND I HEAR IT CALLIN’ MY NAME, AND FALLEN HEROES IS THE START! I --Steele: SHUT UP NIGGA! You fuckin’ talk too much man, shit…Hollywood Mach: Whatever brudah, I’m just here to remind you that brudah Rawt is gon’ stay undefeated, cause he ain’t losin’ to no pansy ass like you.Steele: Well when dat time comes, we’ll see who comes out on top. But until then… sucka… I got a match to go watch. Dig dat!Steele throws up a single finger and points straight into the direction of Mach, similar to how he left Senator only a week or so ago. Mach shakes his head as he walks off, but a smile stays on his face too, knowing that when the two meet up, it'll be only one man walking out from it...
Charlotte steps in, her blush gone, and looking for another interview. Mach sees her standing there, as she asks him a question.Charlotte King: Well, Mach, any words? Hollywood Mach::Does a chicken go moo?Charlotte King: …What? Hollywood Mach: EXACTLY my point, buttercup! So twiddly twiddly your fine ka-boose on down to the corner store, and pick up Pappa Mach a glass of milk! OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAH! I'm talkin' ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!Charlotte King: …But I-- Macho slaps Charlotte on the ass and cocks an eyebrow - meaning that she should get a move on. Charlotte blushes and runs down the hall - assumingly for Macho's glass of milk. Meanwhile, The Mach is day-dreamin'....Hollywood Mach: Oh brudah sometimes gotta miss the old days... FLASHBACK JANUARY 2006
[Another show goes off the air leaving RDK, Atomic Kitsune, BK London and Latino all left standing in the ring. ACW's 4 top superstars....The Super Friends....and now that the show was off the air...it was time to let loose. RDK tosses a pair of sunglasses to the other three.] Alicia: What's on the agenda for tonight, RDK? [The lights dim and a mic draws down from the ceiling of the arena into RDK's hands...] Randy: "...This brud..... called love!" BK London: "I just..... can't handle it!" Latino: "This thing called love.... I must ....get round to it esse!" Alicia: "I ain't ready!!!!!" Super Friends: "Crazy little thing called love !" [The whole gong show begins to rock out with RDK leading the symphony until the day dream is cut short...] Charlotte: Here's your milk, Mr. Kanyon! [RDK steps back in suprise and grabs the jug of milk from Charlotte..] Hollywood: ...Well - carry on then![Charlotte seems slightly dissapointed that RDK has nothing else to say to her, and continues on her way down the hall. RDK facepalms himself and shakes his head....] Hollywood: Ohhhh brudabrudahbrudahbrudahbrudah.........[Fade Out]
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