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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:02:18 GMT -5
Fallout TV Title
Jason Freeman vs. Wolf
Chris Williams vs. Candyman (the creepy evil clown not Dave Tyler)
Drinkin Boyz vs. Pilko and Mint
Stan Johnston vs. Edgemaster
Welcome to Fallout, the fastest hour on television!
Rawrb from Psychostick: "Hey Alex! Fallout is being posted early. So give me a celebration beat that's metal!"
Shmalex from Psychostick: *begins playing metal beat*
Rawrb: "Whoa whoa whoa, dude... That's a hardcore beat not a metal beat."
Shmalex: "No this is hardcore." *plays hardcore beat* "Here's your metal beat." *plays metal beat from earlier*
Rawrb: "Oh... Well... I guess I stand corrected."
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:02:47 GMT -5
Segment: It's not a reunion without the bigwig showing up (Credit: XS3)
"Desperate Times Desperate Measures" hits and the crowd boos as SWI makes their way down to the ring.
Edgemaster: Last week, I'm sure all of you took pride in watching your "precious" Stan Johnston defeating Afternoon Drinkin. Once again, this is what we're talking about. Stan is a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. He has been holding his head up high to the point where his neck is going to be permanently stiff. That man needs to wake up and realize he is no god. I am going to knock that hick off his high horse and--
Just then, without warning, "Barber of Seville" by Rossini hits and the crowd is confused, to say the least. The curtain rustles and to everyone's surprise, Jonathan Rembrandt, the owner of Soul Wrestling Incorporated, makes his way down the ramp, shaking hands politely with a couple of fans. He enters the ring and requests a mic.
Rembrandt: Now hold on one second, Edgemaster. I can tell you are displeased at watching your teammate fall last week to Stan Johnston but honestly, what you five are doing is wrong!
The five members of SWI don't understand.
Rembrandt: Soul Wrestling Incorporated was never "better" than any fed, much less Fallout. We never promoted our own needs. We helped promote ACW and Fallout shows when we needed to on our website. Hell, they even helped us out in terms of financial crisis when we went under in October 2007. Alas, those days are gone now and now look what has become of SWI… You five have single-handedly tarnished the good name of SWI! If I wasn't so good-natured, I would slap each and every one of those smug looks off of your faces.
Damage Inc and The Drinkin Boyz look a little dejected with their former boss yelling at them but Edgemaster isn't having any of it.
Edgemaster: Hold on there, Jonny! Don't think I wouldn't dare try to tarnish the name of SWI because what we have done is amazing! We have got people talking about it again! There could be a revival if we played our cards right! Think about it! What have we got to lose?
Rembrandt: All we have to lose is honor, my misguided friend. SWI's foundation was built on honor but what you have corrupted these four to do is damn near horrifying! This is not what I had in mind for a reunion and I for one will not stand for it. I must be off for now but be warned, I will fight for my cause to the grave and I will guarantee that you five will not succeed in the weeks to come.
"Barber of Seville" hits again and the crowd is definitely cheering the former SWI owner, who has made a defiant stand against five of his employees.
Fade.
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:03:03 GMT -5
Match: Fallout TV Title
Jason Freeman vs. Wolf (Credit: Steele)
The bell sounds and the ever so confident Jason Freeman wastes no time with this match, kicking Wolf in the gut and driving him over with a suplex. Freeman stomps out the Fallout veteran, taking time to tell him what time it is. Freeman picks Wolf up off the ground and irish whips him across the ring. Getting a idea, Freeman runs and goes for a dropkick but Wolf moves out of the way. Wolf waits for Freeman to get up and hits him with a dropkick, going for a quick pin. It gets a one count. Wolf grabs Freeman's arm and applies a armbar. Locking in the pressure, the ref checks to see if the TV Champion will keep his title for another episode. Freeman doesn't seem to be anywhere near tapping, infact he begins to elbow Wolf in the face with some stiff shots. Wolf holds his nose and stands to his feet. Freeman runs to the ropes and leaps in the air...
Shining Axe Kick!
Freeman pins Wolf and ends this match early, cause we DON'T have extremely long matches in the Palace of Wisdom... or Fallout.
Winner and still champion of Hyrule: Jason Freeman
(OOC: Sorry Freeman, apparently you snooze you lose. >_>)
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:03:47 GMT -5
Segment: DNA is Dangerous
(Credit: Senator)
As the show returns from the break, DNA is seen in Peter Bannatyne's office. In front of him, Jeffery Janson lies on the floor, clearly knocked out by the MMA expert.
DNA: See, this is what happens when you try to sic your lame little watchdogs on me! I ain't backin' down, and I want that title shot, as soon as you can offer it! All you have to do is name the date, and I'll go out there, and wreak havoc! Stan Johnston's a great champ, but you're not testing him. I'm the test, see?
Bannatyne: A name that I doubt many pro wrestlers would want to associate themselves with...but you make a point.
DNA: Yeah, so then give me my match, now!
Bannatyne: Oh, quiet down, I have no patience with you idiot yanks, yelling in my face like that.
DNA: Excuse me, you see what I did to your boy here? I'll do that to YOU, if you don't give me this fight! Stephan Russo's not around any more, so I don't think Ginger's gonna put up with you taking this show over any longer!
Bannatyne: If you think that Chairman Gingerdude's going to take your side, you might just as well walk your bloody carcass out of here now! I will not be threatened! Not now, not when I have everything in place! Everything's running according to plan, and I don't want a stupid ninny like you throwing a wrench into the works. But, even so, as I said, you make a point. I think Fallout needs a big match to move back up in the ratings, and I think that such a match would be best scheduled for...Winter's Discontent. Prepare to face Johnston there, but do be aware, you say you think he's a great champ, but I've heard that he thinks that you're a washed up idiot, just like everyone else from the early days of Fallout. Now then, get outta here, I gave you what you wanted, and I expect you to be satisfied.
DNA: You best believe that I am...
Fade Out
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:04:45 GMT -5
Match: Chris Williams vs. Candyman (Credit: Williams)
The ref rings the bell and the two men lock up in the center of the ring. Williams, gives Candyman a couple of rights before throwing him to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Candyman slides under his legs and gives Williams a dropkick to the face. As Candyman walks toward him however, Williams sweeps his legs from underneath and gets back to his feet.
Williams delivers some brutal kicks to the midsection, before Candyman rolls away and gets up. Candyman hits a grazing clothesline, and Williams goes down. Candyman quickly picks him up, and runs backward toward the ropes… rebounds back at Williams…
AND WILLIAMS HITS THE BOILING POINT! 1…2…3… Winner: Chris Williams
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:05:13 GMT -5
Segment: The Nigerian Draws Nigh: Credit: Ali Mehrmohammadi
The Titantron lights up again with the appearence of Ali Ahmed Mehrmohammadi.
Ali: Welcome and salutations, Fallout peoples! I will soon join you there in the Stephan Russo Memorial Hall! For those who do not know me, I am Ali Ahmed Mehrmohammadi, Nigerian oil manager, and aspiring star of profession wrestling! You who have transfered my funds over, I give you many thanks! I will make my debut starting next week, when I show up on the great show of Fallout! I will try my hardest to take my experience in the business of oil and make it into the difficult business of the professional wrestlers, everyone can live their dreams in America, and I will live out my dream, when I arrive next week on the great show of Fallout! Goodbye, and may you all be blessed!
Fade out
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:05:40 GMT -5
Match: The Drinkin Boyz vs. Sgt. Pilko and Sylvan Mint (Credit: XS3)
The former champs felt robbed of their titles so they set out to gain a measure of revenge against SWI's hardcore bruisers. Mint almost got a win via the Pocket Change but Ben swiftly kicked out and began taking it to the former Openweight champ. The two traded blows until a series of spinning neck chops allowed Ben to tag out to Afternoon. For a good portion of the match, The Drinkin Boyz took their time isolating Mint from his corner, even getting a nearfall after an aided powerbomb. Eventually, Mint got his second wind after catching Ben offguard with a series of headlock knee strikes and finally tagged out to Pilko, who took down Ben with a top rope clothesline to make his entrance into the match. More power moves followed, including a military press front slam to Ben and an amazing Tiger Chancery DDT to Afternoon. Pilko tagged in Mint and the two set Ben up for a Corporate Combination. However, Pilko dropped Ben and got clotheslined by Afternoon out of the ring. Meanwhile, Mint attempted the Pocket Change and would've gotten the win if it wasn't for Afternoon dropping a leg across the back of Mint's head, which led to Ben reversing it into a cradle for the 1-2-3.
Winners: The Drinkin Boyz
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:06:24 GMT -5
Segment: Tag Team Collaboration
(Credit: Senator)
As the show continues, the Royles and the Texans are seen in the locker room area, none of the four looking all that pleased, and all but Jack Connor looking a tad bit drunk.
Ivor Biggin: Urgh, blokes, this sucks the big'un...
Duke Cogburn: We...really shouldn't let those little bastards steal those tag belts...I win the damn things, and we have a hellava brawl, the way it, the way, it should be...
Jack Connor: Duke, don't you think you've drank enough?
Duke: Hah! I've only yet begun to drink, hand me another shot ah whisky, thar!
Pat McGroin: Haha! Sure thing, there! Y'know, I think you are some right ace mates, y'know?
Biggin: Hear, hear!
Duke: I can hear just fine, for your-damned-information....
Connor: Yeah, ol' Duke's just a bit tipsy here...
Fade Out
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Post by xs3 on Nov 30, 2008 0:06:26 GMT -5
Main Event: Stan H. Johnston vs. Edgemaster
(Credit: Senator)
The show returned, with Team SWI in the ring, everyone from the tag champs, to the recently victorious Drinkin Bros, and especially, Edgemaster gathered in the squared circle, waiting for "Sunrise" to play over the PA system. As Johnston's theme eventually flooded the now-awkwardly named Stephan Russo Memorial Hall, all five SWI members stood ready, facing the entranceway, only for the Openweight Champion to come barrelling down through the crowd, herding fans out of the way with his trademark bullrope, and sliding into the ring, before his opponents were able to react. Referee Joey Reynolds managed to horde the non-competing SWI members out of the ring, when they turned around in shock, and as soon as a relative order was brought about, he called for the bell.
Edgemaster, although undoubtedly outmatched, wasted no time in attacking Johnston, bum rushing him at the start of the match with a running forearm smash, sending his opponent into the corner, and hitting a series of body punches, shoulder thrusts, and a running corner spear, to gain the early advantage. Johnston, shaken up by the sudden barrage, tried to get back into the swing of things with a DDT, but Edgemaster, feeling a burst of adrinaline, simply charged forward in the front facelock, again spearing his opponent into the corner, and following up with a series of corner stomps and a boot choke for good measure. As the match continued, Johnston attempted to fight back, and got a bit of offence off, hitting a snap suplex, and a running shoulder, but interference from Williams and Daniels distracted him, and a nearfall was gained off a springboard dropkick from Edgemaster.
Edgemaster, better known for a faster paced style, started reverting to basic facelocks and headlocks as the match progressed, clearly preferring to slowly control the pace, and keep Johnston off his feet, than to take his chances otherwise. Soon, though, Johnston, with an extra burst of energy, shoved his way out of a headlock, back body dropping his opponent to the outside, and beckoned for SWI to enter the ring. The Drinkins and the tag champs all made their way up, but before they could do any damage, Joey Reynolds tossed all four men out of the ringside area. Edgemaster soon got back into the ring, with a steel chair, but missed his swing, only for Johnston to lariat the weapon back into his face, covering for the pin, and the win.
End show.
(OOC: On a lighter note, every time I post, it posts it out of order for some random reason. So yeah. KILL THIS SUM'BITCH! AAAAAAAAAAAGH! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!)
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Jake Steele
Competition Judge
Nosepass, Pass Pass Pass
Posts: 3,230
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Post by Jake Steele on Nov 30, 2008 0:30:12 GMT -5
JOHNSTON VS. DNA
CLASH OF THE COWBOY AND THE HUMAN ANATOMY
I CAN'T WAIT
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Jason Freeman
Competition Judge
Long Island Iced Free
Posts: 3,271
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Post by Jason Freeman on Nov 30, 2008 0:34:21 GMT -5
I thought you posted this on Sunday afternoon!
<_< My bad....
(YOU DID IT AT LEAST ONCE <_<)
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