Fallout (Machomania Pre-Show) 19th November 2005

[BK London]

MachoMania Pre-Show 19th November 2005
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Beau James vs. El Froggy Mask - loser gets fired

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El Froggy Mask vs. Brian Carnage

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Fallout opens with the usual pyros, as we're back in the ACW Arena after a brief trip to Rochester. The fans are cheering as the camera pans across the arena, as we show the final step before MachoMania.

"Take that, bitches! This isn't your momma's Fallout!"

[BK London]

Opening Segment: Doomsday

Fallout cuts to the backstage area, where Froggy and Beau are standing next to each other, both with a glum look on their face.

Beau: Damn Froggy man...whoever loses this match is out of a job here.

Froggy: I know. Me think Biff gone too far now. He’s crazy man now.

Beau: I agree.

Beau stands silently, shining his belt.

Froggy: Listen SSW Man. We play our best, yes? And we not let Biff get no involved, yes? It one on one, better man wins?

Beau: Aye, that’s true Frog-man.

There’s another awkward silence, but beau suddenly hears something, and quickly darts off.

Beau: Ah, that’s my theme. See you out there, Frog-man.

Beau leaves and the camera fades out, but straigh to the GM Manager’s locker room, where Biff is sitting, hands grasped and smirking as the segment closes.

[BK London]

Match 1: Beau James vs. El Froggy Mask

We cut to ringside, where Beau James is standing in the ring, holding the SSW title with a glum look on his face as Rocky Top blasts through the PA sytem.

Philip: And the ring, from Kingsport, Tennessee, he is the SSW Champion...Beau James!

His name gets a sizeable pop as his music closes, and Green Hornet hits. Froggy runs down the ring to a huge reaction, but also appears to have a dissapointed look on his face.

Philip: And from the ACW Janitor’s closet, El Froggy Mask!

Froggy enters the ring and immediately looks at James, and extends his hand. James shakes the hand, placing the SSW title to the outside of the ring before getting ready to fight.

Bell Rings.

As soon as the bell rings Beau runs at Froggy and takes him down with a shoulder block. Froggy quickly gets back to his feet, and hits an Arm Toss on the running Beau. Beau jumps to his feet and runs at Froggy for a third time, this time dodging the intended clothesline and takes Froggy down with his own Arm Toss. Froggy manages to quickly get to his feet, and pauses, watching Beau closely as the two lock up. Beau, being the stronger man, throws Froggy against the ropes and bends forward for an intended back body drop. However Froggy sees this early and manages to hit a weak kick into the face of Beau. It’s not enough to take Beau down but he’s standing and Groggy, which allows Froggy to bounce off the ropes and take him down with a flying lariat. Froggy makes the cover but Beau manages to kick out before three. Froggy slowly lifts beau back up and tries an Irish Whip, however Beau reverses it. He locks in the Cobra Clutch on Froggy, but Froggy manages to grab hold of the ropes before beau forces him down to the knees. Beau almost reluctantly lets go of Froggy and walks to the other side of the ring, waiting for his opponent to get to his feet. Froggy slowly gets up with the aid of the ropes, but turns around to recieve a powerful forearm smash to the face. He goes down and Beau makes the cover, but Froggy manages to kick out before three.

Beau lifts Froggy up and kicks him in the gut, before going for the DDT. However Froggy somehow manages to hit an impressive Fisherman’s Suplex pin, but Beau manages to kick out before three. The two simultaneously make it to their feet, and Beau grabs hold of Froggy around the waist, hitting a Belly the Back Suplex. Beau gets to his feet and shouts to the fans, before pointing towards the turnbuckle, which gets a small pop. He climbs-slowly may I add-the ropes until he’s onto the middle turnbuckle, and jumps off delivering a knee to the face of Froggy. He makes the cover but somehow Froggy manages to kick out, to the delight of some fans. Beau looks a little annoyed, but keeps it inside him as he picks himself up, before picking Froggy up. He throws Froggy at the ropes and grabs Froggy by the side, lifting him up onto his shoulders, but Froggy reverses it into a Hurricarana. The fans start to cheer more as Beau flies across the ring, yet the impact causes him to land on his feet. He grabs the ropes beside him, trying to shake off the headache caused but Froggy manages to dropkick him to the outside of the ring. Froggy quickly follows and starts fighting with Beau James in a fist-fight. Froggy seems to be getting the upper hand but Beau manages to dodge one punch, and throws Froggy into the table. However unbeknownst to Beau until now, he looks over to see that the referee has counted to nine. Beau is helpless as the referee makes the ten count and signals for the bell.

Philip: As a result of a double countout...the match is a draw!

The fans boo the result of the match, but then the smarter fans realise that this mean both wrestlers still have a job here at Fallout. The two immediately stop their fighting and shake hands as a sign of respect for each other. Beau James then goes to the back but Froggy stays in the ringside area, knowing that in a matter of minutes he’ll be fighting in his second match of the night as we fade out.

[BK London]

Segment: The Lost Boys make an appearance

The scene opens up in a very familiar scene, the ACW Studio. Sitting at the desks are both Charlotte and Kevin, along with Fallout stars the Lost Boys.

Kevin: Well welcome back to the ACW Studio! Today we’ll go through every match for MachoMania, from the first bell to the last, we’ll cover all the action that will occur tonight!

Charlotte: And tonight we have two special guests, the Lost Boys!

Uriel: Listen lady-dude, it’s Uriel and Memnoch, if you don’t mind me saying...

Memnoch: Yea...The Lost Boys is like something we only use in the ring.

Uriel: But we ain’t really lost, and that’s the thing.

Memnoch: He no we ain’t lost. I got my address on my buspass, so how can I get lost?

Kevin and Charlotte give each other a blank look.

Kevin: Anyways...a match we’ll go through first is the match between Reds, Rawt, Kevin Fitsharris and Tracy Finn.

Charlotte: Well Finn got into the match as the number one contender for Fallout, but who knows if he can pull it off against three other well-known stars?

Memnoch: Well dudes, rumour has it like, that Tracy Finn will win the belt tonight. Now I’m not too sure, in fact I think it was the bookie who told me, but at a 100/1 shot with my paycheck this week he said that it would be a good deal.

Uriel: No way dude, did you see Rawt recently? The guy’s a monster! I mean have you seen his facial hair? I mean if looks could kill...

Kevin: Ok guys we needs predictions...

Uriel: Oh yeah...let’s go for Rawt

Memnoch: Rawt? Dude you’re stoned. Finn will win!

Charlotte: Ok OK, we know. But next let’s discuss the Divas match.

Kevin: Yes this one is quite interesting. I mean how Veronica and Bertha were siding against Kiley, until the former divas Dixey, Carma and Eva returned. the first three then agreed to team up and take out the old divas.

Uriel: Bah. All I can say is-

The camera imediately pulls away from whatever it is that Uriel is doing, and an ‘eww’ jumps out the mouth of Charlotte.

Memnoch: Shut up bro! These girls will put on a decent match. It’ll be entertaining at least.

Memnoch winks at Charlotte, who just scowls at him and picks up her papers.

Charlotte: Well another match we have is El Rey vs. Rasputin. Now it’s a ladder match to decide which country is better: Mexico or Russia?

Memnoch: I went to Russia once. It was cold.

Uriel: Yeah, Mexico’s hot too.

Kevin: Come on guys, you got anything to say about the match?

Uriel: Well it’s a ladder match. And we’re good at them.

Memnoch: Yeah! Our record is 3-0, right dude?

Uriel: Sure thing bro!

Kevin: Gah, we’re out.

Uriel and Memnoch contiue their banter, with Kevin and Charlotte holding their heads in their hands as we fade out.

[BK London]

Match 2: El Froggy Mask vs. Brian Carnage

After the commercials we go back to the ring where Froggy is still waiting for his opponent, warming himself up for what should be another great high-flying spectacle.

Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall! In the ring, from the ACW Janitor’s closet...El Froggy Mask!

Froggy gets another cheer from the fans, but these cheers turn to boos as Open Your Eyes hits, and Brian Carnage walks out to an incredibly hostile reaction from the fans. Carnage ignores them, smirking as he rolls into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle, giving the fans in that corner some abuse before jumping down and squaring up face-to-face with Froggy, giving him some words as the referee signals for the bell.

Bell Rings.

Froggy throws a punch but misses, and Carnage quickly lays into Froggy. After a few punches to the face, Carnage throws Froggy at the ropes but Froggy manages to hit a Flipping Neckbreaker. The fans cheer as Froggy climbs to his feet and hits a Hogan-style leg drop, making a quick cover but Carnage manages to kick out before three. Carnage manages to throw Froggy off and climb to his feet, and takes Froggy down with a vicious clothesline. The fans jeer as Carnage shouts abuse to the camera, before he turns around and stomps Froggy once in the chest. Froggy hevaes in pain; his previous match against Beau obviously took something out of him so Carnage tries to capitalise. He lifts Froggy up and throws him at the ropes, but refuses to do anything. Froggy instead hits the ropes three times before almost collapsing as a result of tiredness. Carnage smirks as he makes the cover, but Froggy kicks out before three. Carnage just smiles as he lifts Froggy up and hits the Reverse Russian Legsweep. He climbs the top rope and attempts the Swanton Bomb, but Froggy manages to lunge at the ropes, resulting in a large pop from the fans, as well as reducing Carnage’s chance of having children. Froggy slowly climbs up the turnbuckle and hooks Carnage around the neck, delivering a huge, brutal Superplex which shakes the ring. Froggy slowly rolls Carnage over making the pin but the Scot manages to get a shoulder up right before the three count.

The fans groan as Froggy slowly makes it up to his feet. The Mexican/Japanese star has almost run out of energy as he falls into the turnbuckle, leading to some much-needed rest. Carnage also gets to his feet, but is clearly less tired than Froggy and charges at him. Now Froggy would usually get out the way but this time it’s not going to happen, and he just stands there as Carnage headbutts his stomach. Froggy heaves in pain again, and falls out of the turnbuckle, on all fours and holding his stomach area. Carnage smiels again as he grabs Froggy by his mask, attempting to remove it. But Froggy fights back, realising that he must keep fighting as he throws punches into the chest of Carnage. He tries an Irish Whip but Carnage reverses it, however doesn’t see the Hurricarana that hits him. Carnage flies into the referee knocking him down but this doesn’t really matter to Froggy. He climbs onto the top rope, points to the sky in respect to Eddie Guerrero before hitting a perfect Frog Splash. He makes the cover but there’s no referee. A second one rushes down to the ring and makes the count: 1......2......and suddenly he stops counting. Some of the fans groan as they see that this ‘referee’ is none other than Ivor Biggin, a member of the Royles, and he smirks as Froggy turns around. He gets a steal chair to the face from Pat McGroin, and the two quickly slide out the ring as Carnage makes the cover over Froggy: 1......2......3!

Philip: Here is your winner, Brian Carnage.

Open Your Eyes hits and Carnage slides out the ring celebrating by throwing his arms in the air. He celebrates his win with the Royles, whose debut clearly angers many fans as the three walk up the ramp. Suddenly the music stops and the three, confused, turn to the ring where Froggy is standing, microphone in hand.

Froggy: Wait Mr. Carnage! We level now, yes? Well I want rematch! At Winter Discontent Pre-Show, we fight in Ultimate X match!

The fans immediately cheer Froggy, knowing that potentially this is the biggest match in Fallout history. Carnage looks at Froggy and nods with a smirk on his face as we fade out.

[BK London]

Segment: The Lost Boys make an appearance part II

We return to the studio, where Kevin, Charlotte and the Lost Boys are still sitting at the studio.

Kevin: Well, we’re back and will be looking at the remaining matches on the card.

Charlotte: And we have the Lost Boys here. But before we discuss the rest of the card, what are your thoughts on the Royles?

Uriel: They suck.

There’s a brief pause.

Kevin: Well...some strong words there indeed...but anyways, Hunter faces the EOTR 2005 champion Davey Marvel in a Blockbuster match.

Uriel: Yeah? Well Global Video is better!

Memnoch: Screw you, Uriel! The Ritz is much better!

Uriel: The Ritz isn’t a video shop, it’s a fecking hotel in London!

Memnoch: You sure about that, bitch?

Uriel: Would the Pope shit in the woods?

Memnoch: Oh, it’s on now bitch!

Memnoch lunges forward and grabs his brother but Uriel manages to escape. He looks at his brother, and watches him closely as he sits down.

Charlotte: Come on, guys! We only have 20 minutes left...anyways the next match is Latino-FSX.

Uriel: Well Latino won round 1, and I think it’s safe to say round 2 will go his way too.

Memnoch: Hmm, I agree.

Kevin: Well at least you two can come to an agreement with SOMETHING.

The Lost Boys give Kevin a retarded sort of look. Kevin just turns to the camera, slightly red.

Kevin: Anyways...the next match is Tornado-Daredevil.

Memnoch: Yeah Tornado is a Lost Boys rip-off.

Uriel: And so is Daredevil.

Memnoch: And the I-Quit stipulation is...uhh...

Charlotte: Let’s move on, shall we?

Kevin: I agree...

Charlotte: And the main event is BK London vs. the Hitman, in a Russian Chain International title match.

Memnoch: I stand by my statement that Russia is cold. And shit.

Uriel: I concure...

Kevin and Charlotte pause, expecting Uriel to follow up.

Uriel: What?

Another pause.

Uriel: Ok so I don’t know the word...jeez...

Charlotte and kevin look slightly puzzled, before kevin suddenly looks at the time and quickly panics.

Kevin: Um that’s all we have time for today. Join us next time for another edition of the PPV Round-up!

Camera fade.

Uriel: That’s a stupid way to finish the show.

Kevin: Shut up.

Fade out.

[BK London]

Segment: Worthy Opponent.

We cut back to the arena, where ‘How do you like me now’ fades and Kevin Fitsharris finishes walking down the ramp and enters the ring. He’s got a microphone in hand, and gets ready to make his speech, waiting for the crowd to die down.

Fitsharris: Hmm...seems to me like tonight I’m defending the belt against both Rawt and Reds. However I’m not too pleased about my ‘number one contender’, Finn. I mean who does he think he is? He’s won about three games in his entire career, yet he still feels the need to come out here and challenge for my title. Well you know what? It’s not going to happen. I hearby strip Finn’s number one conte-

Suddenly Hot-Blooded hits and the fans go nuts as Tracy Finn walks out to a thunderous ovation from the fans. He’s holding a microphone in hand, and stands on top of the ramp.

Finn: I was allowed to make my match whenever I wanted. It said so because Beau James told me that it was in my contract. So I did you a favour by putting myself in a fatal fourway match. It means I won’t have to beat you all on my own!

The fans cheer, and Fitsharris is left red-faced with anger.

Fitsharris: Listen to me Finn! Nobody...NOBODY talks to Kevin Fitsharris like that! If you think you’ve got it, come on, let’s see what you have!

((Match 3: Junior title - Kevin Fitsharris(c) vs. Beau James))

Finn runs down to the ring and nearly trips up, but manages to stay on his feet. The fans cheer as he enters the ring but Fitsharris immediately wraps him up in a small package:

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Kickout by Finn!

The fans cheer again, as Finn gets to his feet and smiles at Fitsharris, taking him down with a thunderous clothesline. He grabs Fitsharris by the legs and goes for a Giant Swing but before too long Finn is already losing the plot, forced to let go of Fitsharris and is almost sick on the outside of the ring. Fitsharris sees his opportunity again, and rolls Beau into a schoolboy but Finn manages to kick out before three. Fitsharris has now had two pin attempts, both unsuccessful but remains confident as he lifts Finn up, throwing him at the ropes. Fitsharris grabs Finn upon impact in the centre, and hits a swift Snap Suplex. Fitsharris thinks about going for a pin but remembers that so long as he has the lucky 7-leaf clover, it’ll take more than just a couple of moves to defeat Tracy Finn. So Fitsharris lifts Finn up and tries throwing him at the ropes, but Finn recovers and reverses the whip. Finn runs with a clothesline but Fitsharris manages to duck the move. He turns Finn around and gives him an eye rake, and a kick to the groin. The fans boo Fitsharris as he hits a dropkick, and the Capitalist member looks satisfied with his work as he goes over to Finn.

[BK London]

He lifts Finn up to his feet, but this time Finn begins fighting back. The fans cheer as the former ECW wrestler throws Fitsharris at the ropes, and hits him with an overhead elbow smash. Fitsharris falls to the ground and Finn makes the cover, but Fitsharris manages to kick out before two and quickly rolls out the way of Finn, rolling backwards and landing impressively on his feet. Fitsharris personally looks impressed with himself, but fails to realise Finn running at him, and Finn takes him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Finn lifts Fitsharris up and throws him into the steel steps, which the fans cheer for. Fitsharris holds his head in pain, but can’t stop Finn, who runs and delivers a huge knee to the face. Finn lets out a huge roar, and the fans cheer him on ever more, certain that he’ll win the Junior title as he rolls Fitsharris into the ring. Finn follows and makes the cover: 1......2.....thr-Fitsharris grabs the ropes. Finn shakes his head in dissapointment, but doesn’t drop his head as he lifts Fitsharris up and throws the Junior champion at the ropes. Finn hits him with a huge Powerslam pin, and the fans count along with the referee as he runs over to make the pin:

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Thr-kickout again by Fitsharris!

The fans jeer as Fitsharris gets a shoulder up, and Finn this time shakes his head in disbelief. He lifts Fitsharris up, but the Junior champ hits a sneaky low blow, unseen by the ref, and the fans boo Fitsharris. The Junior champ smirks at them, throwing himself at the ropes, hitting a bulldog and keeping hold of the headlock for a few seconds. He quickly jumps up and lifts Finn to his feet, jumping off the ropes and hitting a powerful leg lariat. Finn falls back onto his back and Fitsharris quickly hits a standing elbow drop to the arm. he makes a cover but Finn just kicks out before three. The fans aren’t cheering though, as they notice Anthony Kalb walking down to the ring. The referee is immediately distracted, and orders Kalb to leave. He refuses to, and starts arguing with the ref. Fitsharris gets an idea, and grabs Finn by the head, trapping it in between the first and second ropes. Fitsharris then twists the ropes (so the first is now above second) and Finn begins to choke, but with the ref distracted there’s nothing he can do about it. Kalb the leaves, smiling as the referee turns around and shouts at Fitsharris. The champ just holds his arms up though claiming that with Tracy Finn it’s likely to happen, and the referee shrugs his shoulders, accepting it.

Fitsharris releases Finn from the ropes, and makes the cover, only for Finn to kick out at two. Fitsharris doesn’t look dissapointed, and instead has an eery smile as he lifts up Finn, and goes for the Buck Stops Here. However Finn manages to throw Fitsharris over his head, and Fitsharris lands on his back. Finn smiles, sitting down on the chest of Fitsharris and making the cover, but Fitsharris just kicks out before three. Finn gets off the champion and lifts him up, throwing him at the ropes. Fitsharris reverses it and Finn accidentally takes the referee down-not for the first time tonight-and Finn looks a little concerned as Fitsharris turns to Kalb, smiling and nodding his head. Kalb quickly enters the ring, and the two hit Finn with the NASDAQ Attack-Kalb hits a drop toe hold as Fitsharris hits a running leg lariat. Finn is completel knocked out and Kalb slides out the ring as Ftisharris taunts to the crowd. Suddenly there’s a cheer, and Kalb turns around to see Wolf standing face-to-face with him! Kalb throws a punch but Wolf blocks it, and takes him down with a Big Boot! Wolf then runs into the ring and goes to hit Fitsharris, but Fitsharris ducks and starts punching Wolf. After a few attempts he’s got Wolf on the ropes and the champion runs backwards, launching himself and clotheslining Wolf out the ring. Security comes to take him away and Fitsharris looks satisfied with his work. However to his shock Tracy Finn manages to grab the trousers of Fitsharris, and rolls him up into a School Boy!

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Philip: Here is your winner, and NEW Junior Champion....Tracy Finn!!!

[BK London]

The fans go completely bonkers as Finn manages to roll out the ring. Philip hands him the Junior title belt and Finn falls to his knees, looking at his prize. He looks around, and the fans are chanting ‘Tracy Finn’, and he almost sheds a tear as he lifts the belt back up. Fitsharris meanwhile is seen arguing with the referee, poiting at Anthony Kalb and trying to bring Wolf into the argument but the referee waves it off. However ‘Immigrant Song’ suddenly hits and Biff Taylor walks out to a huge number of boos and jeers from the fans.

Biff: Whoa whoa whoa here! I just want to say that I do not approve of cheating on my show! Tracy Finn, I oughta fire you on the spot right now!

The crowd boo, and Biff impatiently waits for them to stop.

Biff: But in the interest of fairness, Fitsharris’ had Kalb help him in the duration of the match. I can’t fire both of you, but what I can do instead is vacate the title, with this match stripped from any record! See you both at MachoMania!

The crowd furiously boo Biff, not liking how Tracy Finn was so harshly stripped of his title as Fallout comes to a close. But it leaves many fans wondering:

Can Froggy defeat Brian Carnage in possibly Fallout’s biggest ever match?

Who are the Royles? And why are they here?

Who will claim the Junior title?

Many of these questions will only be revealed in time...but for some, it might just be a matter of hours as ACW Presents MachoMania...

Fade to Black.

End of Show.

[hunter]

Fitsharris was robbed...again...

[scrawn]

Thanks for posting it BK