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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 11:00:53 GMT -5
Dark Matches
#1: Felix Santana Jr.(SFG) vs. Hobo Harry(PEWA)
A fast paced opener, with Felix Jr. utilizing numerous esoteric submission holds to wear down his veteran high flying opponent. Harry managed to get off his fair share of offence, most notably, a scoop slam off the apron into his trademark shopping cart, followed up with a diving elbow. Even so, Harry could not prevent Felix from putting him away with the Santana Surfboard double chickenwing surfboard stretch in what was quite the entertaining match.
#2: G-Unit vs. The Southern Smashers
Can you say squash match? If so, then great! You just described what took place between G-Unit and the Smashers! Neither Evan Dixon, nor Rich Richardson got off any offence whatsoever on either Spade or Garth. Instead, several backbreaker variations from the former and a double stacker Cheese Dip on both Smashers from the latter were enough to put away the perpetual jobbers.
#3: Bladeshadow vs. Edgemaster
Bladeshadow, in his first singles match on Fallout, took on a charged up Edgemaster, and recieved much more of a fight than he expected. The former SWI member, and current Dwight Gym senior member took Bladeshadow off guard with several spin wheel kicks and dropkicks from the start, and kept up the momentum well into the match, using running facebusters, and even a brainbuster on the apron to his advantage. Bladeshadow looked to be in big trouble, when fellow Team Japan member, MASAKI showed up, flipping the bird to Edgemaster. This gave Blade the chance to nail him with a Dragon Suplex. Edgemaster got up dazed, and Bladeshadow hit the Celestrial Dusk leg hook fisherman driver for the win.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 11:25:54 GMT -5
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King of Africa Match: Damien King vs. Simba Mufasa(LUE)
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Tag Titles #1 Contenders Match Corporate Club (Sylvain "Pay Day" Mint/Sgt. Pilko) vs. The Boneheads (Ken Williams/Jason Daniels)
----------------------------------------------------------------------- Fallout TV Title: Dangerous Nicholas Alger vs. Julio Rivera(c)
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Fallout Trios Tournament Round 1: Nation of Awesomation(LUE) Bob "The Swerve" DiLas/SURGE/"Force of Nature" Danny Richards vs. Italian Mafia(LUE) Venom Giovanni/Tony the Rod/Eddie the Wire
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No DQ, Non Title Bout Stan H. Johnston vs. Spider
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Show should be up after Warfare somewhere around 5:00 or so, if I keep on schedule.
NOTE: THIS MEANS YOU CAN SEND IN SEGMENTS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY...hint, hint.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 17:35:06 GMT -5
Segment: Opening Hype (Credit: Senator)
As the show begins, Biff Taylor is seen standing in yes, Chairman Gingerdude’s office, over in the ACW Arena. The usual cozy Victorian backdrop of the room is currently masked with a large gold and black banner, and yes, the Chairman himself is standing alongside our esteemed Fallout Commish.
Biff Taylor: Hey there, dudes and dudettes! We got a hy-friggin-uge show ahead of us here, but first, Gingy an’ I got something important here! See, if you look behind us, you’ll see that we got ourselves a little…
Chairman Gingerdude: What we have here is the announcement of the formation of ACW Charities. And Fallout will be included in this project.
Biff: Yah, we’ve both given the world the best wresting imaginable, but now, we’re gonna actually make it a better place too!
Ginger: We may not like each other, but we mutually realize that the world community will benefit from our working together in this endeavor.
Biff: So ok, enough of this mushy crap, let’s get back to what you people really care about, where your priorities really are! And that’s with the fastest hour on television, Fallout! Presented tonight at a special Monday one time only slot!
Ginger: How wonderful.
Biff: Hey, this is my show, my cameras…
Ginger: My office…
Biff: And I say we got a great card up, with the LUE comin’ in to challenge in our Trios tournament, Stan Johnston taking on deathmatch veteran Cyrus “Spider” Donahue, and…
Ginger: I didn’t finish my announcement.
Biff: And neither did I! Shut up, kick back, an’ take a chill pill, dude.
Ginger: You impudent arse, get out of my office! And turn off that camera, now.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 17:40:24 GMT -5
King of Africa Match: Damien King vs. Simba Mufasa(LUE) (Credit: Mr. Durden)
Fozzy’s “Don’t You Wish You Were Me” rings through the arena, and with that arrives the first combatant in our first match.
Cruiser Khan: So, uh, this is the thing that’s gonna kick off the show! The dude currently walking to the ring is royalty, so give it up for Damien King!
With the trademark crown perched atop his head, King marches elegantly into the ring, being sure to keep his space from the commoners in the audience.
Dean Bardo: Good greetings to all the loyal Fallout fans. R.J. Fisher and Dean Bardo, as always, welcoming you to the show. Kicking off this edition will be the match to crown the so-called King of Africa. The two vying for the crown will be none other than Damien King and Simba Mufasa.
R.J. Fisher: Then again, it isn’t as if we have an exorbitant number of African superstars here. We kinda got into this situation by process of elimination.[/color]
“The Circle of Life” by Elton John plays harmoniously from the speakers. Only one man would think it’s a good idea to have this as a theme song.
Khan: Up next is...what the hell? Why in the gawddang world would someone want to make an entrance to Elton John? Not very manly at all. Anyways, this next fella is Sim-...Simb-...the Dude Named After Cartoon Lions!
Simba combs his “mane” while dawdling to the ring.
Fisher: The anticipation here is palpable. This one’s for 6% of the entire world.[/color]
Bardo: Been hitting Wikipedia pretty hard, haven’t you?
Fisher: ADD medicine gives me insomnia, Dean.[/color]
DING, DING, DING!
So of course King wastes no time in establishing a respectful tone to this match by shaking Simba’s hand, right? NOT! As soon as Simba comes in for the handshake, King jabs him straight in the eye!
Fisher: Ooh! And I guess we now know who wants this title the most![/color]
As Simba is helpless without his sight, King nails him straight in the kisser with a standing side kick! Simba drops like a sack of bricks. Conventional knowledge might say Simba is officially down for the count, but King would prefer to rub it in a bit more, so he moves in to choke Simba with his forearm.
Fisher: And make no mistake about it, children. King came out here with his Tony Danza face on![/color]
Bardo: Uh, pardon?
Fisher: ‘Cause he wants to show he’s the boss![/color]
King releases the illegal hold just before Cliff Mortimer can count to five. King pulls a gasping Simba up to his feet and lifts him up for a suplex, but Simba shows a few signs of life and wriggles out of King’s grasp to land on his feet behind King. Simba then snaps on a sleeper hold, wrapping his legs around King’s waist for good measure, but is unable to take King down to the mat.
Bardo: And there’s no questioning who’s got the size advantage in this one.
Fisher: King’s probably crapped heavier things than Simba. I hear African cuisine can be…how shall I say…gastronomically challenging.[/color]
King just shakes his head nonchalantly as Simba holds on for dear life. King then falls straight back down, squashing Simba into the mat! King rises to his feet, then climbs atop the turnbuckle, leaping off to drill a forearm smash into Simba’s face! King covers.
ONE………………….
………..TWO………….
…………THR-
King pulls Simba’s shoulder off the mat!
Bardo: And there’s no way to avoid the impression now that King is just toying with Simba.
Fisher: King’s playin’ with his prey, much like a hymenopodid mantis, a species native to King’s home country of Sudan.[/color]
Bardo: o_0
Fisher: I recently unearthed some old VHS tapes of Kratt’s Creatures![/color]
King raises Simba to his feet and scoops him up into powerslam position for the Royal Roller, but Simba shimmies out of his grasp and hightails it outta there!
Fisher: And that’s the Jungle Hop! Simba is perhaps the only wrestler who would just plain run away from a contest![/color]
Bardo: We can’t necessarily say it isn’t the smart thing to do…
Simba slides out of the ring and tries to run around the ring and toward the entry ramp, but King, the strategist he is, cuts off his exit route! Grabbing Simba by his “mane,” King throws him back into the ring. King then mounts the apron and springboards to the top rope, flying off to nail Simba with a forearm smash! King then wastes no time ending the match for real by locking in the King’s Clutch!
Fisher: It would seem that King has finally had enough of the games. Now he’s sounding the death knell for real![/color]
Obviously, Simba wastes no time in slapping the mat to admit defeat.
DING, DING, DING!
Khan: So, that wasn’t too exciting of a match, but I guess your new king of the entire African nation is none other than DAMIEN KING!!!!!!
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 17:48:43 GMT -5
SEGMENT: Training (Credit: Danny Mainer)
The scene opens to show a young man with long black hair curling down his shoulders. Almost child-like and innocent in facial appearance, this man is completely unknown to the Fallout audiences. He’s shown standing in Dwight’s Gym throwing left and right shots to the punching bag in front of him.
The raven hair is the only non-kid-like part about him. He’s got no scars from battle, he’s got no signs of aging or wear and tear or any signs from the career that lies before him. No, he’s as green as his mom’s old school vegetable salad. He’s whittling away with repeated strikes to the punching bag as beads of sweat drip down his forehead. His body tone is quite well built for someone so young, you can see clearly his six pack and his defined pecs but he’s a tiny man standing in at only 6’0 tall.
The man stands in a pair of white wrestling trunks with 2 blue stripes running down the side (like with Shelton Benjamin’s, but not a curve)and a red star on the ass with two plain white wrestling boots on his feet.
He’s got wrist tape around his hands too showing that he’s a guy who likes to get handy with his fists. The unknown realizes that the camera is watching him and he turns around looking slightly embarrassed. He wipes his forehead with the back of his taped up hand before putting his hand on the back of his head with a cheesy grin on his face. He then speaks to the camera in a voice that’s quite soft but not too high-pitched.
?: Hi. You don’t know who I am… My name is Anthony Kage and I’m the newest trainee at Dwight’s Gym. I’m from Langley in Virginia and all my life I’ve wanted nothing more then to become a wrestler, growing up it was something I’d always wanted to do and now I finally have the opportunity to do something great.
To be remembered, to be famous. To hear the great crowds, the masses “Screaming my Name” and well just the thought of having thousands of people wanting to see you live, the energy of it all is just so perfect. It’s all I’ve ever wanted…
Anthony Kage stops talking and he starts to walk over to a patch of wall in the Dwight Gym adorned by a huge “Omega Effect III” poster which has Wyvern, BK London and The Senator on it. Anthony Kage turns his back so he’s half looking at the camera and half looking at the camera with a smile on his face.
Anthony: All I’ve ever wanted was to have my name in lights. I just wanna be one of the greats in pro-wrestling. I want to be one of those people that are remembered for and one of those competitors that people will say “Well, that show was money well spent… but he really stole the show”. I wanna be one of those people with their names in lights, I want to be one of the greats of pro-wrestling. People like “Ric Flair”, “Kenta Kobashi” and “Mitsuhara Misawa” .
Anthony takes a quick breather as he looks at the poster yet again.
Anthony: I wanna be a show-stopper, I wanna be the whole F’N show, I wanna be the best there ever was, the best there is and the best there ever will be… I want to be like Senator Steve Phillips, BK London and Wyvern.
The kind of guys that take the ball and run with it capturing the imaginations of fans everywhere, the people who keep this industry alive and prosperous… the people who are known forever as greatness, the kind of wrestler that people pay tickets just to see forsaking the rest of the roster and I know that as soon as I graduate from the gym that that the ball is in my court. It’ll take a lot of effort and as much support as I can get but I know I can do it and if things go my way then I’ll be able to make something of myself, I’ll be able to be one of the greats. The Future is bright… the Future is Anthony Kage.
Anthony smiles at the camera as we draw to a fade leaving Fallout with the new idea of this modest new-comer, feeling slightly hyped for him.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:20:32 GMT -5
Match: #1 Contendership For The Fallout Tag Team Championship The Corporate Club (Pilko/Mint) vs. The Boneheads (Williams/Daniels) (Credit: Hitman)
As we come back from the commercial break, both teams have already made their entrances and are more than prepared for this match.
Bell rings.
Mint and Ken start things off as they circle each other. Mint slaps his chest to signify his determination before locking up. Ken gets in a quick side headlock before he is pushed into the ropes. He retaliates by hitting a headbutt. Jason rocks out on the apron as Ken pins but gets only a two count. Mint gets up only to have Ken headbutt him into his corner. C2 stumbles into the corner and Larry begins to unload some punches and chops on him. Jason gets a tag moments before Ken is shoved to the canvas by Mint. Jason enters and takes down Mint with a scoop slam followed by some spastic motions. Jason then immediately applies the Headbanger Lock but is taken down to the canvas by Mint, who then leaps onto the ropes and follows up with the Vault Jump.
Pilko is then tagged in and helps Mint perform a double suplex on Jason. Ken spastically sticks his hand out for a tag as Pilko then picks up Jason and hits a Chokeslam Bomb. Pilko then drops an elbow on Jason before following up with a sleeper hold. Jason fights to escape the hold and manages to get to a vertical base. Jason then fakes a low blow, causing Pilko to release him. Jason then goes behind Pilko and manages to connect with a pumphandle slam. Mint hops off the apron and grabs Jason's ankle, dragging him back to his corner. Pilko then tags in Mint moments before Ken argues with the ref. Pilko kicks Jason square between the legs then heads to the apron as Mint hits Jason with a Five Star Fist Drop.
Jason is then locked into the Safe Lock as Mint yells at the crowd. Ken claps to Jason, who gets up and hits Mint in the midsection with some elbows. Jason then grabs Mint and manages to hit an impressive powerslam. Jason crawls to his corner and tags in Ken, who takes down Mint with a clothesline. Pilko gets one of his own and Mint then receives a vertical suplex. Pilko is temporarily taken out of the picture with a headbutt before Mint is plowed into the corner. Ken delivers nine punches then finishes with a headbutt before bouncing off the ropes and taking down Mint with a devastating knee lift.
Ken then picks up Mint and pulls him in for the Metallica Bomb. However, Pilko comes in and takes out Ken with a clubbing forearm before following up with a Tiger Chancery DDT. Jason enters the ring and takes himself and Pilko out of the ring with a clothesline. While the ref is distracted, Afternoon Drinkin abruptly storms into the ring with a steel chair. He smacks Ken in the back of the head with the weapon then quickly exits the ring and heads up the ramp. While all this is happening, Pilko ducks under a clothesline and brings up Jason, hitting a wicked X-5 on the floor. Jason is out cold as Pilko then re-enters the ring the instant Mint picks up Ken. Together, the two hit the Corporate Combination (flapjack/DDT) on an already injured Ken, with Mint pinning him for the 1-2-3.
Bell rings.
Khan: "Biff's Corporate Club wins 'dis lil' showdown and now they get a chance at becomin' da tag champs!"
Pilko and Mint raise each other's arms then exit the ring and walk up the ramp, talking trash to the fans. Jason slowly regains his composure on the outside and goes into the ring to help up Ken, who was blindsided by Afternoon Drinkin. Speaking of Afternoon, Rich Marlowe is seen next to Afternoon with a mic.
Rich: "Afternoon, I gotta know why you cost The Boneheads their chance at winning #1 Contendership to the tag titles."
Afternoon: "Simply put, they had their chance. But they fell flatter than inner-state roadkill. I had to remind them of that pathetic fact. And next week, The Drinkin Boyz are gonna teach The Boneheads a lesson in what brutality is all about."
Afternoon then heads to the back. As soon as he does, Ken and Jason make a beeline for the back to try and get some revenge.
Fade.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:34:44 GMT -5
Segment: Steve KilPatrick is Stronger than You (Credit: Senator)
As the show returns, Steve KilPatrick is seen in the ring, wearing jeans and a Dwight Gym tank top.
KilPatrick: If you didn't know already, my name is Steve KilPatrick! I am the Pillar of Power, the strongest man in wrestling today, and the best looking, too!
The Fallout crowd is less than impressed so far at KilPatrick's billion decibal vanilla promo, and lets him know as such.
KilPatrick: Shut your pie holes, fruit loops! I am here because nobody can face my power and survive! Nobody can bench press more than me, *WHAT* nobody can squat more than me, *WHAT* Just shut up and let me speak, ok! *WHAT*
The vocal minority that started the "what" chants quickly become a target for the rest of the crowd, who start throwing things in their direction.
KilPatrick: Pay attention to me when I am speaking, I am important! I am the Man! I am...
In Fallout history, at least, after the "no-throwing rule" was implemented, one clear thing has been the signal that you have lost the crowd...
Crowd: Orton Sucks! Orton Sucks! Orton Sucks!
KilPatrick: Fine, have it your way! I'm done!
Steve KilPatrick rips his shirt in two with a mighty tear, and throws the pieces down, storming to the back.
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:36:48 GMT -5
SANITIZED version of Alger/Rivera, with the cursing digitally scrubbed...
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:38:53 GMT -5
Segment: Royle-ty (Credit: Dan)
The segment opens up in Fallout's backstage area, with Iris Yoon holding a microphone.
Iris: Hello, Fallout! I'm here with err, with the Fallout Tag Team Cha-hey!
She's rudely interupted by the Royles, Biggin shoving Iris out of the picture.
McGroin: Not now, lass. Women should be in the kitchen cooking my dinner!
Biggin: Damn right, boyo. Anyways we're here because we felt as the fine, intellegent blockes that we are, we deserve some time on the microphone. So umm, here we are.
McGroin: We're the tag team champions of Fallout, boyo! We can't be sprouting crap like that. We're here to show praise to the other pride of Wales, Cardiff City!
Biggin: We're in the English FA Cup final, how ironic do you want to be? It would be a right laugh if we smashed those Southern ponces and took that country's trophy home to the Valleys.
The two brothers look at each other and smirk.
McGroin: And as you probably heard, you saw the Corporate Club win the Number One Contender's match. Well we have a pre-match message for you folks.
Biggin: Yeah, bring it on! It's not like you've got any talent anyways.
McGroin: I mean what exactly do we have? Sylvian Mint, who cares more about his mongoloid looks than wrestling, and Sgt Pilko, the younger, more inbred brother to Dan White.
Biggin: It'll be a right walk in the park. The Corporate Club don't stand a chance in hell! The stupid wankers.
McGroin: Anyways, that's all we have time for today folks. We'll see you whenever Fallout can be arsed being on again.
Biggin: Yeah, piss off!
Biggin swears to the camera, whilst McGroin polishes the belt before the Tag Champs exit, stage right.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:39:14 GMT -5
Fallout Trios Tournament First Round: Nation of Awesomation vs. Italian Mafia (Credit: Senator)
R.J. Fisher: As we look out into the ring, both teams are already assembled! The Legends of Uber Entertainment have brought their very best competitors over here to the Fastest Hour on Television!
Dean Bardo: The Italian Mafia, made up of three names very familiar to Fallout fans, Venom Giovanni, Eddie the Wire, and Tony the Rod are likely the more cohesive of the two groups. On the other hand, SURGE, Bob DiLas, and Danny Richards are all solid singles competitors, and the latter two have a history of holding tag team gold, both with Amo the Great.
The bell rings, and Bob starts off for the Nation against Eddie the Wire.
Bardo: Bob DiLas is as fast as anyone in the industry, and a former LUE champ to boot. He has bad blood with every member of the Italian Mafia, and on this stage, I think he will do his best to upstage each and every one of them.
Bob walks up to Eddie, extending a hand in a show of good faith, surprising the cynical Mafia man. The Wire slowly reaches out with a hand of his own, but DiLas pulls his back, slicking it through his hair, and in the same motion, executes an impressive standing backflip. Eddie applauds the motion with a muted golf clap, before tearing into his opponent with a vicious middle kick. Bob drops to the mat, springing back up, right into another roundhouse to the midsection, and kips up a third time, this time, parrying the Wire's kick aside, and countering with a dropkick to the back of the head, rolling to his feet, and tagging in the Force of Nature. Danny Richards clobbers the Wire with a running shoulderblock, and runs off the opposite ropes, only for Tony the Rod to pull the top rope down, sending him flying to the outside.
Fisher: There’s an example of the Goodfellas’ crafty tactics!
As soon as Richards lands on the outside, Venom and Tony jump off the apron, stomping away with reckless abandon. Referee Jessie Reynolds desperately attempts to regain his tenuous control over the match, and begins a quick countout, just as Bob DiLas rushes over, hitting a leaping forearm on the Rod, and throwing rapid fire punches at Venom. The two Mafia members are taken off guard by the attack, but recover fast…just fast enough to make a hasty retreat, as SURGE finally makes his way around the corner, chasing away his opponents, and helping his teammate back into the ring. Eddie the Wire backs off as well, tagging the Rod in, as Richards recovers. The Goodfellas head over to their kneeling opponent, but the Force of Nature suddenly pops up, kicking both of them in the gut, turning around towards his corner. He does not make it there so easily, however, as the Rod catches him in a rear facelock, dragging him back to the Mafia corner.
Bardo: The Goodfellas are renowned for their cold, precise teamwork. Perhaps nobody in the business is better at picking apart an opposing team.
Tony the Rod tags Venom Giovanni in, and the former LUE #1 contender immediately attacks with a rope vaulting lariat as he enters the ring, going for a pin…
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…1
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…2
…Jessie Reynolds catches Venom’s feet on the ropes!
Fisher: What a dirty maneuver! Too bad it didn’t work! Our referees are the best in the industry!
Danny Richards, finally, is able to roll out of the way of a missed Venom elbow drop, charges up to his feet, running over to his corner, and tags in SURGE.
Fisher: SURGE is in! SURGE tagged in!
Living up to his hype, the mighty facepainted LUE Legendary Crown champion rushes forward, knocking Venom down with a quick clothesline. Before the Goodfellas can enter into the ring, SURGE knocks the Rod off the apron with a running back elbow, and a headbutt takes care of the Wire. Venom gets up to his feet, but is knocked right back down by a clothesline. The Rod slides into the ring, but SURGE simply scoops him up, and slams him awkwardly over the top rope, Tony the Rod halfway catching himself on the ropes, but hitting hard onto the apron. Jessie Reynolds looks over the top rope to check on the fallen Goodfella, but is taken by surprise as Venom knocks him and SURGE over the top rope with a gigantic running cross body.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:39:31 GMT -5
Bardo: A rather unorthodox move by Giovanni, but it’s clear they planned that situation out…and here’s why.
Eddie the Wire, kendo stick in hand, rushes into the ring, blasting the Swerve and Richards with it. On the outside…
Fisher: Oh no, why did they have to show up?
Donatello Enzo, and Gotti head out of the audience, and join in on the assault against SURGE, taking turns in stomping him into the mat.
Fisher: Where’s security?
Bardo: I think it just arrived…
As Dean Bardo speaks, Amo the Great makes his way down the entrance ramp, scaring away the Mafia flunkies, and helps SURGE back into the ring. Security escorts the invaders out of the Gym, and checks on the referee. As Jessie Reynolds gets up as well, order is somewhat restored again, just long enough for Eddie the Wire to hit one quick Wire Cutter as a parting shot, rolling back out of the ring, and allowing Venom to sink in a grounded Glock Lock scissored cobra clutch. Bob DiLas, though, does not let this last for long, and enters the ring to hit a sliding dropkick before anyone can react. When they do, the Rod lunges in, hitting a series of boxing style hooks to the body, stunning the Swerve, long enough to hook his arms, spinning him around, and connecting with his Spiral Skull Crusher vertebreaker! The Rod stands up, staring at his fallen foe, but this is not a good course of action, as SURGE runs at him, and a rare look of fear from the Rod is displayed, and met with a flying dropkick that nearly takes his face off! SURGE flexes in the middle of the ring, but, again, the Mafia uses their distraction techniques, with Venom grabbing a chair and threatening SURGE vehemently, while Eddie the Wire quietly pulls out another chair, and throws it right into the face of SURGE. SURGE stumbles across the ring, and barely makes it over to his corner…
Fisher: It’s the big tag!
Richards tags in just as SURGE collapses from the chair shot, and bull rushes at Venom…right into a Mafia Kick to the jaw! Danny Richards staggers around, and Venom, his eyes ablaze with fury, hoists one half of the Forces of Greatness onto his shoulders, spinning around, and drives him, head first, into the mat, with the Italian Decimator, his Burning Hammer! The pin is academic at this point…
…1
…2
…3!
Cruiser Khan: Yah, the winners…they just told’ya to take the gun and leave the cannoli, or som’thin like that! Say what, Biff? Can’t hear ya, Sonny! Headset got wacked…aww, ok, winners in the trios tourney, Italian Mafia, goin’ onto the next round!
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:42:02 GMT -5
Trios Tournament Brackets to date: ------------------------------- Team Japan vs.
Dwight Gym -------------------------------
Nation of Awesomation vs. Italian Mafia ------------------------------- Santana Family Team vs. ? ------------------------------- Senatorial Stable vs. Corporate Club -------------------------------
Segment: Preparing for Fallen Heroes (Credit: Hitman)
Dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig-a-dig…
As soon as we hear the ever familiar intro riff from Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”, we see a silhouette of a man running down the street. As he comes closer, we can see him wearing a red jog suit, a white headband and being seven feet and seven inches tall.
DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN…
Indeed, upon closer inspection, it is Hitman of the Gods that can be seen running. It turns out however that he is chasing an ice cream truck.
Hitman: “WAAAAAAAAAAIT! I WANT A BUSTER BAR!”
DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN…
The scene then changes to show Hitman in the gym. Currently, he is running on the treadmill.
Hitman: “Gonna destroy Colossus Rhodes at Fallen Heroes with the Death of Xerxes! Gonna whoop some ass in the Fallen Heroes battle royal! Gonna… Hey look, a penny!”
Hitman loses his concentration for one second but that second is enough for Hitman to trip over himself, causing him to go flying off the treadmill, landing in a heap. As he struggles to get up, a man walks by and picks up the penny. He then walks away as Hitman sighs, disappointed.
DUN! DUN DUN DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUH! DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUH! DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUH!
Hitman is then shown punching an object with unparalleled fury. It turns out that all his aggression is being channelled into a giant slab of meat, which is currently being gnawed on by Everyman.
Everyman: “Mmmm, that’s good ham!”
DUN! DUN DUN DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUH! DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUH! DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUH!
The scene then returns to Hitman holding a jump rope. He looks down, unsure of how the object will work. He attempts a jump but trips over the rope and falls on his face. Hitman then looks over at a nearby playground and shrugs his shoulders. He then approaches some girls with a large jump rope. The scene then changes to show Hitman jumping with confidence over the rope.
Risin' up Back on the street Did my time took my chances Went the distance Now i'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive
The scene then returns to Hitman running down the street. Tim Dwight can be seen in a tracksuit, following closely behind him on a bike. Hitman continues running until he stops and notices Dwight is not with him. He then turns around and sees Dwight, having just crashed into a telephone pole.
Hitman: ⌐_⌐
So many times It happens too fast You trade your passion for glory Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive
Hitman then approaches a library with a huge staircase. As he makes a run up the stairs, he reflects on his feud thus far with Colossus. He remembers the time Colossus delivered the Titan Breaker onto the guard rail and how he responded with a Raging Titan through a table. The feud that took a year to develop will finally end at Fallen Heroes, the same night where Hitman looks to dominate in the Fallen Heroes battle royal.
It’s the eye of the tiger It’s the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin us all with the eye Of the tiger
Hitman finally makes it to the top of the stairs and he throws his arms back, letting out a mighty roar. However, a politician bumps into him and causes the giant to roll down the stairs. Loud yells and objects breaking can be heard in the background.
Yeah, I’d say he’s ready for Fallen Heroes.
Fade.
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:50:47 GMT -5
Segment: The Champ Speaks (Credit: Senator)
Back from commercials, Stan H. Johnston and the other two Texans are seen in the locker room, as Johnston warms up, hitting lariats on a heavy bag.
Duke Cogburn: Come on, don't break it, kid, I don't want to have to buy another one...
"Outlaw" Jack Connor: Oh, shoot, Duke, I don't care one bit 'bout that, let's take it easy on that lariat arm there, don't want to pull anything before this match...
Stan Johnston: Hah! Only thing that's gettin' pulled here are my punches!
Connor: Wait one moment there, Stan Johnston! You best better not be thinkin' of takin' it easy out there! Spider's a broken down loser, sure, but he's still able to swing a chair, and take punishment!
Cogburn: Don't be such a woman, look, kid, you know what you gotta do, just take care of business, and get this over with. And also, if you're gonna worry about anything, make sure you watch your back for that gigantic guy who challenged for your title. Damned if I can't pronounce his name...
Johnston: I ain't gonna try, either! But I do intend to go out there here, and show Spider just what happens when you step into the ring with the Openweight champ! He'd better have taken a crash course, since I'm sure gonna crash this right arm of mine into him, or my name ain't Stan H. Johnston!
Fade Out
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Post by The Senator on Apr 14, 2008 18:59:45 GMT -5
Main Event: Stan Johnston vs. Spider: No DQ/Non Title (Credit: Jake Steele)
Cruiser Khan: Alright this first guy...dag...he looks worse off than I do after I go on a all night, all morning, all noon, all afternoon, all night, all morning binge! His name's kinda buggy, Spider, yeah!
Spider is seen in the ring, punching his fist together as he await’s the man known as the Master of the Lariat.
"Sunrise" begins to play…
Cruiser Khan: Alright then, we all know who this next dude is, Stan Hansen...man, I've watched him since I were a kid! Say what, Biff? Nah, you're pulling my leg! You aren't? Aww, guess that explains why he's still so young! Stan JOHNSTON! The Openweight Champ!
Stan H. Johnston walks down the ramp with a rope around his neck and his title wrapped around his waist. He climbs on the apron, but is met with a big boot by Spider! Stan goes flying back onto the mat, as Spider slides out of the ring, and waits for Johnston to get up, as he does he gets greeted by Spider with a clothesline! Stand falls to the mat, back first as Spider raises his hands into the air, seemingly dominating. Spider walks over to Johnston and grabs him by his head… but is met with a low blow! Spider bends over holding his nads as Johnston quickly caught the advantage, Spider starts stumbling up the ramp as Johnston looks under the ring for a weapon… and he finds exactly what he is looking for, a rope and a steel chair!! Johnston throws the rope around his neck while keeping the chair in his hand. He runs up behind Spider and BAM! The thunderous chair shot was easily felt by Spider as he grabs his back in pain, Johnston doesn’t let Spider recover though, as he hits him with another chairshot! Spider turns around slowly holding his back, and Johnston hits him with another chairshot to the head! Spider stumbles back, his strength tonight even amazing Johnston. Johnston gets pissed and drops the chair as he takes the rope and throws it around Spider’s neck, pulling back trying his best to choke him out… Spider starts to slip, as the ref runs out and says that he has to stop. Johnston lets go of the rope and walks up to the ref, telling him to back off and let him wrestle, and not wanting to get his ass beat, the ref obliges. As Johnston turns back around, he is met with a thunderous chairshot straight to the face!
Johnston falls back, and Spider smiles, thinking it could be over now. He grabs Johnston and throws him into the ring, sliding into the ring with him, and covering him for the pin.
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NO! Johnston kicks out! Spider then grabs Johnston and picks him up, going for a Irish Whip… he stands back and waits for Johnston to fall into his trap… BUT JOHNSTON DUCKS UNDER! Spider looks back and has no time to react… WESTERN LARIAT!!!
1...
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3!!!!
YOUR WINNER… STAN. H. JOHNSTOOONNNN!!!!
Johnston grabs his title from the ref and raises it into air, after making somewhat quick work of Spider.
Stan H. Johnston: That's right, anyone who enters the Fallout ring had best be prepared to take on the top talent in the world today! Nobody steps through that entrance and through these ropes without knowing they've been in a fight, they've been in front of the rowdiest, craziest, best fan base in the world!
The crowd cheers, of course...but not for long...as the lights go out.
Johnston: Hey, there, now our tech guys, I appreciate y'all too! You can turn the lights back...on.
As the lights flicker back on, Johnston looks up about half a foot, to meet the terrifying gaze of the Celtic Monster, Cernunnos.
Johnston drops the microphone, and raises his fists.
The lights go back out, flickering again, and with a quick flash of fire, there is nothing left but a pile of ashes in front of a confused, but angry Openweight Champ...
Fade Out
End of Show(well, other than for the match that is still en route...)
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Post by hunter on Apr 15, 2008 9:08:14 GMT -5
Stan Johnston's a total badass. That is all. <_<
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