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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:32:10 GMT -5
Match 5: Hunter vs Vinnie - 250 thousand dollars match (Credit: Hunter) Philip walks into the ring, signaling the beginning of a new match. The fans cheer as Philip raises the mic to his lips.Philip: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Rochester, NY- The fans cheer so hard that they cut off Philip’s words.Philip: -Hunter! The opening cords for “Thunderstruck” begins to play, but then stop. There is a loud screeching, as if a record is being changed, and some new, darker cords begin to play. Metal enthusiasts recognize the cords immediately, but everyone cheers anyway, whether they know the song or not. Hunter runs out and the fans erupt into cheers, while fireworks explode all around him. Then, the song turns from music into vocals.Faster than a bullet, Terrifying scream, Enraged and full of anger, He’s half man and half machine.The fans now recognize (or must of them) to be “Painkiller” by Judas Priest. The titantron flashes on and shows some dark storm clouds, which flash with the music, showing Hunter and him hitting many of his famous moves.Rides the metal monster, Breathing smoke and fire, Closing in with vengeance soaring high, He is the Painkiller, this is the Painkiller.There is a shot of Hunter pinning RDK, grabbing the briefcase in Hardcore Haven, grabbing the tag team titles in the Asylum, and many other moments in Hunter’s career.Planets devastated, Mankind on its knees, A savior comes from out the skies, In answer to their pleas.We then see Hunter sitting in the wheelchair in the final moments of his stalker days. After, we see Hunter standing in front of Cage’s grave, then he looks up at the camera and the collection repeats itself.Through boiling clouds of thunder, Blasting bolts of steel, Evil’s going under deadly wheels, He is the Painkiller, this is the Painkiller.Hunter slides into the ring and taunts the crowd, and they simply cheer his name. He smiles and hops in place as his new theme fades out.Philip: And his opponent, Vinnie Dulario! ”Killing is My Business” hits the speakers as Vinnie walks out to many boos. He doesn’t hop around like Hunter. In fact, he does nothing like Hunter. He simply walks down the ramp, staring a bullet hole into Hunter’s head. Hunter’s expression becomes more grim, and he realizes just what he’s up against. Vinnie rolls into the ring, and the match is just about under way. That is…until they are interrupted.Now that both men are in the ring, they're ready to settle this for good. However, before the bell rings, a thick wire descends from the ceiling and lands in the middle of the ring. Both Hunter and Vinnie look at the referee to figure out what's going on, but he is as confused as them.Mercer: Allow me to explain. He stands up from his chair on the stage.Mercer: The winner gets $250,000 dollars? I find that boring, and I'm sure these fans do too. But what's NOT boring, is a ladder match. I've decided that this will be a 250K ladder match. So you, the referee, hook up the briefcase to that wire, and we'll get this thing going. He sits back down, and the referee obeys. He hooks the briefcase to the wire, and it's pulled back into the air, suspended above the ring. Vinnie and Hunter look at each other, knowing they'll have to try even harder to win now.Bell Rings. Hunter and Vinnie smile at each other from across the ring. They don’t mind the new addition to the rules at all, and they both crack their necks to get ready for the fight ahead. They both charge at each other, and Hunter is able to overpower Vinnie and quickly hit him with a clothesline. Vinnie doesn’t stay down long, and he gets up and reverses Hunter’s arm drag into one of his own. He doesn’t let Hunter’s arm go, however, and he locks him into an armbar. Hunter lets out a brief yell of pain, but he is quickly able to roll out of the move and hop to his feet. He rubs his shoulder and smiles, and then, not wasting any time, charges back at Vinnie and goes for a spear. Vinnie jumps out of the way and Hunter’s shoulder connects with the metal post. Hunter rests in the corner, only to have Vinnie charge at him and hit him with the Exit Wounds. Hunter stops one of Vinnie punches and trips him, and then quickly jumps up onto the second rope and hit Vinnie with a leg drop. Hunter seems to be very content with this match, considering he is of high flying roots, regardless of his heavy weight. He runs at and bounces off the ropes, but Vinnie is able to grab his leg upon rebound. Vinnie lifts Hunter’s leg up and Hunter falls flat on his back. Vinnie uses this opportunity to roll out of the ring and grab a ladder. He gets to his feet and sees Hunter fly over the top rope. But Vinnie is too quick for Hunter, so Vinnie places the ladder in front of him and watches Hunter’s body connect with the ladder.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:32:50 GMT -5
Vinnie laughs at Hunter’s mangled body in front of him. Thinking victory is inevitable, Vinnie rolls back into the ring and sets up the ladder. He starts to climb the ladder…and then his eyes fall upon the ladder flying at him. He notices it too late, however, and the ladder connects with Vinnie and sends shim back to the mat below. Hunter sees that the thrown ladder connected with its intended target, so he quickly smirks and runs back into the ring. He sets up on of the ladders again, but this time he climbs up half way and leaps off and hits the Equinox. Hunter slowly gets up and climbs up the ladder again. Vinnie opens his eyes and sees how close he is to the ladder. He struggles to get up, but he can’t just let Hunter win. With one swift motion, he kicks the ladder and watches Hunter fly over the top rope! Vinnie then gets up again and starts climbing up the ladder yet again. He then sees Hunter out of the corner of his eye. He tries to react, but he’s not quick enough as Hunter jumps from the top rope and spears Vinnie off the ladder to the outside of the ring! The men lay motionless for many minutes, and to entertain themselves, the fans start chanting “holy shit.” Hunter gets up and reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Once he is up to his feet, Vinnie’s foot connects with his stomach and Vinnie hits the Dead Enough on Hunter onto the solid floor!
Vinnie gets to his feet once again, and now he rolls into the ring with the table that Hunter retrieved. Vinnie sets up the table on one side of the ring and then proceeds to set up the ladder. This time, he sees Hunter coming and quickly reverses the Shotgun and puts Hunter on his shoulder. Hunter slides off and quickly connects with the Poetic Justice! Hunter drags Vinnie over to the ladder and quickly hits the APM onto it! The fans cringe simply from the sound made by the connecting steel and bone. Hunter thinks the match is over…but he thinks wrong. Midway up the ladder, he notices Vinnie charging up the other side. They both get to the top of the ladder, and they pause and stare at each other, but only for a moment. Hunter punches Vinnie, and Vinnie punches Hunter back. They trade blows until Hunter wisely leans closer and hits Vinnie in the back of the head, in the previously injured area where Vinnie’s skull connected with the ladder. Vinnie is stunned, and Hunter uses this opportunity to lift Vinnie up onto his left shoulder. The fans wonder exactly why Hunter would put him on his left shoulder. They get their answer, however, as they see Hunter perform a brand new move. He spins Vinnie from his left shoulder to his right side, then falls back off the ladder and hits Vinnie with a vertical exploder through the table, a move that he dubs the Phoenix Exploder! Vinnie is completely knocked out, and Hunter is able to climb the ladder (not without trouble, though) and retrieve his money.
Philip: Here is your winner……Hunter!
”Painkiller” hits again, but Hunter is too dizzy to notice. He realizes that he has won, and he is able to slide his trademark grin across his face. He climbs down the ladder and rolls out of the ring, all the while the audience is cheering both men’s amazing show of skill. He raises the briefcase high above his head and walks to the back, as the EMTs check on Vinnie. The match may be over, but the effect of that nasty fall is yet unknown. The EMTs carry Vinnie out of the ring, but Vinnie is still able to raise his arms high and show that he is not down yet.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:33:16 GMT -5
Scene: Confusion with being Jaded (Credit: Jade)
As the next scene begins, Jade is shown backstage with a smile on her face as she carries her papers of Diva Files and Poochie in the other as CeCi Sparks holds the Diva Title on one shoulder, her other hand empty. The victorious vixen continues to walk with her P.A. and Pooch in her hand as she spots from a distance a certain someone that had caught her attention a little time before. Jade hands CeCi her Poochie as Jade gives her directions to follow.
Jade: CeCi, take Poochie, yourself with these files, and that title to our room and do not let anyone in until I get there. That is where we are gonna party for our victory against the Bimbos of ACW!
CeCi shrugs her shoulders as Poochie climbs into the bag and the two take off. Jade walks towards the person as she approaches behind him and leans her head on his shoulder.
Jade: Don't turn around . . . I like to surprise. Jonny, you seem mad fo-
It is indeed JonnyG. Jade smiles as he turns around. Jade crosses her arms as Jonny takes a step back.
Jonny: Jade, your mind games and useless tactics to get me are worthle-
Jade starts to giggle as she watches Jonny's expressions change to confusion. It seems to her that he is getting angrier with everything happening that night but she has little knowledge of what started it all. She smiles as she continues from her reaction.
Jade: You thought I came here to seduce you?! Hah! I cam here to congratulate you . . . on your victory, of course.
Jonny turns his face as Jade raises an innocent look and turns back to Jade. Jade slips on her dark sunglasses as she flips her hair back. Jonny turns his head as he points at her.
Jonny: Well, what about a few weeks ago? What was all that about in your locker room, then . . . huh?!
Jade Oh, Jonny . . . you just caught me at the wrong moment, and the wrong time . . .
Jade leans into Jonny as she pushes up against him gently. Shocked, Jonny closes his eyes as Jade aligns her hand on his jaw. She feels him as his breaths start to shorten. Jade smiles as she continues.
Jade: . . . but then maybe you should catch me in wrong moments more often, huh? Don't say you didn't enjoy the pleasures of a Jaded moment, Jonny . . . I see the way you look at me.
Jade slowly slides her hand off Jonny’s jaw as she Jade takes a few steps back and giggles. Jade starts to walk away from Jonny but turns around and leaves her last of words.
Jade: If I really wanted to have you like that, I would have already had those special moments with you. See you later, Jonny . . .
Jade starts to walk off as Jonny is left a bit confused. Scene fades.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:34:00 GMT -5
Segment: You made him a midget too! (Credit: Jake Cheng)
Back at Midget central, the latest development has Stan rather worried.
Stan: Oh, no. Don’t tell me you hired a midget to act as him too...
Jake: Oh yes I did! And he is on his way right now.
And out of nowhere, a tiny Ridley crashes into a wall. Another mini-ninja with a katana just his sized leaps making a downward slash. Ridley pulls something out from behind him and throws it over his head. The pair of hedge clippers blocks the katana! Ridley makes a sharp move, sending the katana flying through the paneled ceiling. The ninja looks around before running away from the crazed Mini-Ridley who is now chasing him with the hedge clippers.
Jake: Well there is one more interview down. Looks like Latino is next...
Stan: Uhh Jake...
The two see a hammered midget Latino on the ground throwing up almost as much as in Team America
Jake: Oh god, good thing I brought a back-up.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:34:24 GMT -5
Segment: The Omega Effect Jitters (Credit: BK)
The scene opens up in the dimly lit parking lot in the ACW Omega Effect Arena. A warm night as random people can be seen walking around in only tank tops, shorts, and flip flops as the camera pans around the parking lot. The camera finally reveals a disturbing image as BK London is shown staring mindlessly into the front of his car while holding onto the steering wheel. He is seemed to be dressed for the occasion Omega Effect as he is wearing a crisp suit and tie, but not the kind of clothes you should be wearing in this type of heat. Kiley is shown outside sitting on the hood of another car while looking at BK.
Kiley: BK! You've been like this for three hours and the Pay-Per View has already started. You've got to prepare for your match...
BK continues staring off while gripping the steering wheel.
Kiley: Come on, I know you can hear me. Get out of the car.
BK slides off the hood of the other car and she approaches BK, BK doesn't budge as he seems to be in a deep trance.
Kiley: BK, you have to tell me what’s wrong...I'm your wife. We share a special bond, a bond that can never be broken, a bond that can't be broken by Mercer, Skurai, Yoko, or anybody out get us…
BK continues to look forward. Kiley's patience begins to wear thin, she takes a deep breath, and stays cool, calm, and collected.
Kiley: BK.....Honey....Darling...please get out of the car...please...your match is coming up in a little more than an hour…I'm begging you....get out of the car...
BK sustains his position and is still looking forward in his glass. Kiley observes the knuckles on BK and they seem to be getting whiter as his grip on the steering wheel tightens. Kiley is now sick and tires of asking,
Kiley(with a more louder and angry tone in her voice): BK, I am no longer asking you to get out this car. I am demanding you to look at me and---
BK finally turns his head and looks at Kiley. Kiley's face lightens up and BK looks at her with the same face as when he was formerly in the trance. The window is then seen rolling up and the crowd laughs as Kiley is shocked. All that can be heard is the sound of Kiley trying to scream loud enough so BK can hear through the glass. Kiley then finally walks away in a rage as BK continues in his trance. Suddenly BK releases a loud sigh and he starts up the car. BK turns the car and leaves the arena, and now a shot of BK in his car riding down the road, speeding down the road as we can see he is traveling 70 mph down the highway.
The streets seem to be empty today due to the extremely hot weather and everyone is at Omega Effect. BK starts to loosen his tie and he throws it out the window as it gets caught in the wind with the high velocity. BK unbuttons his top button on his shirt. BK finally gets a look at the road and he sees a dark colored man standing in the middle of the road. BK quickly stomps on the brakes, a loud screeching sound is heard and the tire burns are smoking up the road, BK can't stop in time and he hits the guy. The car immediately stops on impact and BK opens the door and runs out to the front of his car. He looks down and the guy is just recovering....BK is shocked and has the same face he had last Monday on Warfare. The guy appears to be....
its BK?
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:35:51 GMT -5
Match 6: Predator vs Wolf - Terror at the Zoo (Credit: AK / Angelo) BK’s strange actions have all the fans talking, and as they debate what may or may not be going on in his head the arena darkens, and the crew takes a break from setting the ring for the next live match. The video wall lights up, and a glorious summer’s day is beamed into the arena; the fans watch as the camera moves to show what is unmistakably a large zoo or wildlife park. The place looks busy, and as the camera continues to move the fans in the arena see that its clientele seems to be made up of an unusually high proportion of people wearing various pieces of ACW merchandise. Finally the camera comes to rest, and there’s a pop as Philip steps into view, wearing smart – casual clothes in tune with the surroundings and confirming that this is indeed a video recording, probably made in the last day or so. Philip is standing on a small raised platform, from which he can make his customary introductions to the excited crowd of fans gathered around him.Philip: Ladies and gentlemen, ACW is pleased to welcome you all here today for this special outside event for Omega Effect. We hope that you’ll enjoy all that there is to see, I must remind you all that your attendance here is at your discretion and own risk, and that you are strongly advised to maintain a safe distance once the action begins. The fans give a pop and wave at the camera.Philip: Now, before the competitors come out, a hazardous match such as this needs more than just a regular referee….. so please welcome the guest referee for this contest, from London, England….. Alicia “Atomic” Kitsune! The crowd cheers as AK steps into the shot with a gracious smile; she still bears several scars from her match on Meltdown, but otherwise looks in good spirits. Due to the heat she’s foregone her normal attire for a white crop top and shorts set, which attracts a couple of wolf whistles. AK just smiles and waits to one side as Philip continues.Philip: Introducing the first contestant – from Winnipeg, Canada, Wolf! There’s a loud cheer as “Hungry Like the Wolf” plays, appropriately enough, and Wolf walks out from the shade of a small building nearby. He holds up his arms in recognition of the fans, and stands next to Philip.Philip: And his opponent, also from Winnipeg, Canada……..Predator! Booing erupts as Predator walks out; he has a confident smirk, and he fixes Wolf with a glare as he gets on to the small platform. Philip gets off and assists some security personnel in moving the crowd back as AK sets her watch to time the event.AK: All right, you two……. Since I’ve landed another one of these wonderful matches, let’s get the rules clear. This is basically a falls count anywhere match, and you are free to conduct it anywhere that you can physically reach. If you choose to enter close proximity with any of the animals it is entirely at your own risk. You may use anything that you can lay your hands on as a weapon, but if you deliberately attack or endanger any member of the public, it’s immediate disqualification. Any questions? Wolf shakes his head; Predator looks thoughtful for a moment.Predator: Yeah, I’ve got a question. Have you got your cellphone with you? AK looks puzzled, and takes it out of her pocket without thinking. As soon as he sees it, Predator grabs the phone and throws it as hard as he can; there’s a splash and the camera shifts quickly to show that it’s landed in the sealion pool, well out of reach. Predator dusts off his hands, as AK looks less than pleased.Predator: I’m not going to lose out like Skurai did, thankyou very much. AK: You little…… oh, forget it. Let’s get this bloody show on the hoof! The sound of a bell ringing is heard over the park tannoy.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:37:41 GMT -5
Predator leaps forward, and Wolf surges to meet him; the fans gathered around shout loudly as the pair trade opening shots, left and right hands, before Predator hits a neat neckbreaker that sends Wolf down on to the floor. Wolf rolls back to his feet and makes a spear tackle, and the pair go rolling across the ground, lashing out at one another, until they at last separate. Wolf is first on his feet and he wallops Predator with a kick to the ribs; realizing he’s on the back foot, Predator starts to run, looking for a more amenable place to make his stand, and Wolf follows with AK right behind him. The roving camera crews jog along behind, showing an inherent mastery of the Treasure Hunt school of photography by managing to keep AK’s rear in view at all times; ahead of them Predator leaps over a small fence, and the camera catches a glimpse of the words “Petting Zoo” on a painted sign.
The little compound is full of familiar creatures; chickens, ducks, sheep, guinea pigs and all sorts of other friendly animals. Predator scatters the menagerie as he dashes across; Wolf though is dogged in his pursuit and when Predator can’t open the door to lead into the animals’ shelter, Wolf rushes in and splashes Predator against it. The fans crowd around the pen as Wolf throws Predator to the ground; he scares some chickens from a pile of hay, and smiles as he sees several eggs lying there. Wolf throws the eggs at Predator, who expertly dodges them; as Wolf picks up the last one there’s a crack, and then a soft cheeping. The camera focuses on Wolf, who is shown to have a small fluffy chick in his palm; all the more gentle fans go “Awwwww”, and then “Aaaaah!” as Predator tackles Wolf into some bushes. Fortunately the chick bounces and skitters away unharmed; there’s some scuffling in the foliage, and suddenly Wolf and Predator burst out shouting and cursing. Their response is explained by the emergence of a billy goat, looking annoyed at being disturbed from his resting place; Predator and Wolf have to run a complete circuit of the pen and endure a few butts to the butt before the goat is satisfied and leaves them alone. Wolf sees this first and stops, whirling into a sort of reverse clothesline so that Predator runs into his outstretched arm. Immediately Wolf pulls off a mighty chokeslam, and covers…..
No count. Exasperated, Wolf looks up. AK is standing a few feet away, stroking a couple of very cute rabbits and not noticing the ongoing match.
Wolf: Hey!
AK seems to be enjoying herself, and doesn’t hear him.
AK: Aren’t you two gorgeous? Yes you are……. I miss my old bunnies from back home.
Wolf rolls his eyes.
Wolf: HEY! STOP SHITTING AROUND!!
AK turns around swiftly, and dives straight into the count, 1..2… - Predator kicks, and Wolf groans. AK looks a little apologetic.
AK: Oops, sorry-
She doesn’t get any further, as Predator is back on his feet and runs in for a dropkick that sends Wolf over backward. By the time Wolf’s back on his feet, Predator’s up and running again, off deeper into the park.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:38:46 GMT -5
Predator is now walking very quickly trying to get away, but not running since he is glancing back over his shoulder the whole time. Predator stumbles and then starts to rub his skin, and as AK follows him she too starts to shiver as the temperature is dropping. Predator is still not looking forward but is looking over his shoulder for Wolf; he walks straight into a safety barrier, and tumbles over, taking quite a fall of about 10 feet into an enclosure. AK runs up and looks over the barrier at Predator, who is lying on the ice – cold concrete; Predator lies there in pain for a few moments, not quite sure where he’s ended up.
AK: Are you alright down there?
Predator is about to answer, but just then he feels a slight pain from below the belt. He slowly moves his head up and sees a penguin waddling on his crotch area. Just as Predator goes to do something about it, another comes and sits on Predator’s chest. Then another, and another, and another. The camera moves up to AK, who is laughing and also deciding how she will get down there. Predator himself rolls over and starts to crawl, trying to escape from the penguins who obviously are intent on making themselves comfortable on this unexpected source of heat. With penguins all over and around him, Predator continues to crawl, unable to see where he’s going, until suddenly he reaches a highly slippery piece of ground. Predator starts to slide, and there is a mighty splash as Predator makes a perfect penguin – style entry into the pool.
Penguins scatter everywhere, swimming away with supreme grace in contrast to Predator who flails wildly in the chill water. The camera angle switches, and the audience sees Wolf, walking along an underwater viewing tunnel; penguins flash past the windows, and then Wolf spots Predator taking his dip. Wolf laughs and jogs toward the exit to catch up with his foe.
During this time AK has found a rope from somewhere, and she ties it to the security bar. She pulls on it to make sure it’s secure, then climbs down into the freezing cold pit. Predator has his head out of the water, but there is a drop from the ice – caked rim of the ledge to the pool, and so he can’t get out. AK decides not to walk on the icy part, and as she’s wondering how to get Predator out of the pool, yelling is heard and Wolf runs and stops at the security bar. He looks down, and right next to him is the rope but he ignores it and jumps over the bar. Wolf’s display of manliness is impressive, but foolhardy; he skids on the slippery surface and lands butt – first, and AK just puts a hand to her forehead and shakes her head a little. Wolf slowly gets up and runs towards Predator, who is just starting to make some progress in getting out of the pool. He slips, falls, then slides the rest of the way, kind of baseball sliding into Predator’s face. Predator falls back into the water, and comes right back up spluttering and cursing. This just attracts the penguins, which start hopping on Predator’s head as a handy stepping stone to get out of the pool. Wolf slips and slides his way back up on to the less slippery concrete and crawls over to the rope. He pulls himself up then rips it down; AK frowns, wondering how they’re going to get out of the pit now. Wolf, meanwhile, ties the rope so that it’s like a lasso and takes aim at Predator; on his first attempt he misses, and on the second he catches one of the penguins, which flaps around as Wolf pulls it in. Wolf undoes the rope and casually passes the penguin to AK.
Wolf: Here, take this.
AK: Well it’s certainly more novel than flowers, I guess…..
AK puts the penguin down as Wolf’s third shot finally finds Predator and catches him around the neck. This chokes Predator a little, but does at last succeed in getting him out of the pool. As Predator recovers on the floor, AK walks around the outside of the enclosure and finds a service door; she opens it, and Wolf runs out, and with a shiver and a sigh Predator follows him.
Predator catches up with Wolf in the service tunnel; the breath of all three people crystallizes as Wolf spins around and nails Predator with a crushing kick to the head. Wolf kicks Predator in the gut then lifts him up into a brainbuster ddt but Predator twists his way out of it and lands behind Wolf. Wolf turns around and gets a knee to the gut. Predator then grabs a hold of Wolf and rams him into a vending machine evidently intended for the staff; it falls over and there is the sound of glass breaking As Wolf is rolling over trying to get up, Predator grabs a coke that has just fallen out of the machine. He takes the coke and starts stumbling away as AK checks on a groggy Wolf; Predator is still cold and now practically concussed from Wolf’s kick, and ends up at a door which says "Staff only". In his confused state Predator pays no heed to this. He walks through the door and looks around; then, his face breaks into a smile and he weaves his way over to something in the far corner of the cold room.
Predator: Aunt Cathy!!! Oh I missed you...you and your fur coat.
Predator continues to hug his “aunt” for a few seconds; then, there is a growl, and the camera pulls back as Predator looks up to see a huge polar bear. The bear roars and swipes down at Predator, slicing his shirt; Predator yells in shock and gets hit in the face with the giant paw and falls. He rolls over onto his stomach and lays there in pain. The bear nuzzles Predator, and then starts to sniff the coke bottle that Predator has dropped behind him on the floor; as the bear rocks it with his paw the gas builds and the cap suddenly pops, right into Predator’s behind. Predator jumps up, and the fans almost think they see the bear wink at the camera as it starts to lap up the sugary drink. Predator walks almost as if he’s got a stick up his ass, and Wolf sniggers as he sticks his head in the door. Wolf pulls Predator out, and AK quickly shuts the door behind them before the polar bear decides it wants another coke.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:39:50 GMT -5
Wolf opts to take the lead now, and gives Predator a quick slam on to the floor before jogging away. Predator rolls back up, now looking more lucid, and runs after him; everyone emerges into a new section of the park, and a fine view is revealed as the camera shows a large, expansive paddock; a sign proclaims this to be full of “grazers and herbivores”. Wolf ascends the dividing fence with ease and drops down on the other side, and seeing that AK and Predator are a little way behind he surveys the scene.
The field is full of magnificent beasts; zebra and antelope, wildebeest, bison, camels, alpacas and more. As Wolf looks around, he gets a sneaky idea; carefully he moves around behind a grazing herd, and then starts to shout and run at them. The herd acts to type and starts to stampede, straight toward the approaching Predator and AK.
Predator: Holy Shit! What do we do?
The herd is approaching too fast to avoid; the ground shakes. AK looks afraid, but then screws her courage to the plate.
AK: Ride!
As the first animals reach them, AK chooses a target, and grabs the horns of an antelope, swinging herself up on to its back, and Predator simply hopes for the best and repeats the move by grasping the mane of the first creature in range, a zebra. The antelope starts to jump and pronk, leaping up to show its strength; AK holds on, and has a huge smile on her face as she is carried along. The zebra’s less pleased about its passenger and bucks hard, but Predator obviously has some latent talent for the rodeo, and the zebra makes the turn to start charging back toward Wolf. The audience, meanwhile, claps and cheers for the outrageous stunt.
Predator: YEEE – HAH! Get along, little wolfie!
Without a mount, Wolf can’t outrun Predator; he dives behind a large log, and Predator speeds past, the creature’s hooves pounding the ground just inches from Wolf. By the time Predator is carried around again, Wolf has disappeared, and Predator bails out into some long grass. AK has also relived her lift of its load, and she follows as Predator starts to hunt for his prey.
Predator is heard yelling and looking for Wolf as AK follows and the camera tracks them to an elephant, which is standing in the paddock, quietly eating some foliage. As the camera moves around, it shows that Wolf is hiding behind the creature’s bulk; as Predator approaches, Wolf moves around to the other side and stays out of view. The audience in the arena laughs as Predator and Wolf play hide and seek around the pachyderm; Wolf makes the critical mistake, and moves too quickly when in the creature’s line of sight. Intrigued, the elephant uses its trunk to pick up Wolf, and raises him up in the air; Predator of course spots Wolf at once and approaches, laughing. Wolf gives the elephant a glare.
Wolf: Yo, put me down Merrick!
The elephant obliges and drops Wolf – right on top of Predator. AK sees that Predator’s shoulder’s are down and makes the count, 1......2...... No, kickout. Predator throws Wolf off and starts stomping on him; Wolf rolls back to his feet and decides to get out of the enclosure, quickly scaling the fence with Predator right behind. Predator catches him up and picks Wolf up then runs and throws him over a large picnic table nearby; Wolf then hits an uppercut punch to Predator and that allows him to take control. He chokes Predator and puts Predator’s arm over his shoulder. He looks like he's going for the chokeslam. He lifts him up but before slamming him down Predator kicks him full force in the groin. Wolf drops Predator and he lands on his feet as he capitalizes and lifts Wolf up into a spinning sheer drop brainbuster through the picnic table; somewhere in the world Fast Eddie yells "DANNNNNGERROOUSS!" and is echoed by the fans both at the scene and in the arena.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:40:39 GMT -5
The camera is following Predator as he enters the cool shade of one of the buildings, to get a little respite from the sun. He walks through with the camera following and just then, at the other side of this room Wolf and AK walk in. Immediately screeching is heard as Wolf, Predator, and AK all look around the room; it is lined with birds of all sizes and colours. Wolf starts walking towards Predator, and something white flops on his head and goes down his face. Predator is laughing then the same happens to him. The birds are evidently disturbed by the intruders, but this doesn’t dissuade Wolf and Predator from going at one another; Wolf suplexes Predator and tries a pin only to be kicked away. Predator runs at Wolf and Wolf is distracted by wiping the bird crap from his face. Predator hits a big clothesline. He lifts Wolf up and hits multiple lefts and rights to him then hits a not half bad imitation of the Revolver which would make BK proud.
Predator: Got anything left, Wolf, or do you want to give up now?
Wolf stands up and glares.
Wolf: I ain’t ever giving in to you! No Shit, man!
Predator smirks, but then…..
??: No Shit! Caaawww! No shit, No shit!
Predator looks upward, and sees that it’s a macaw mimicking Wolf. Wolf laughs.
Wolf: You tell him, guys! No Shitty shit, word!
Predator’s ears are assaulted by a cacophony of birds screeching in response.
Birds: Caaaaaw! No shit, no shit, no shit…..
Predator: AAAAAAAGH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Predator turns around and tries to punch the offending avians, but of course they fly easily out of the way. He tries again but the birds flock to the right, then to the left and Predator gets annoyed. He turns around just to get a big boot to the face. Wolf picks Predator up then throws him through the double doors; AK follows, somehow having entirely avoided all the flying crap and still pristine as the fight moves on.
The camera follows, but as soon as it gets outside the audience see Wolf picking himself up from a heavy blow, and Predator nowhere to be seen. The first camera tracks Wolf as he sets out in search of his foe. The other camera teams have been more fortunate – one is with Predator, who is walking calmly along and is more relaxed as a result of thinking that he’s given Wolf the slip for the moment. AK’s chosen to track him; she follows as Predator walks along past a row of glass – fronted enclosures; he glances at them casually, and then stops at one particular one with a smile on his face.
Predator: Hey, I love these! They sure are ugly sons of bitches…..
Predator makes faces at the baboons through the glass; the large male leader of the group is enraged by the taunting, and jumps up close to the glass, baring his teeth. Predator moves back a bit, and the baboon underlines his point by showing Predator his scarlet behind. In the background, AK has her hands over her mouth, doing her best to stay quiet; she watches along with everyone else as Wolf sneaks up on Predator from behind. Wolf grabs hold of Predator’s head, and uses his enormous strength to kick a hole in the glass.
Wolf: So you identify with these guys, do you? In that case, I - AM - WEASEL!
Before Predator or the baboon can react, Wolf stuffs Predator’s face into the unfortunate animal’s behind. The baboon screams and jumps away, evidently shocked, and all the other baboons shriek in sympathy; Predator is too stunned to do anything for a couple of seconds, but then elbows Wolf in the gut and gets his head out of the glass. He tackles Wolf then starts to beat him senseless. He picks Wolf up and rams his head into the wall, over, and over again. After about the fourth time Predator walks him into the middle of the area then pulls his arm and body down and locks in the Predator Crossface. Atomic checks to see if Wolf gives but he obviously won’t go down yet as he flips over, and Predator’s head hits the ground hard and Wolf breaks the move. As Predator is on the ground, Wolf runs and hits the legdrop then gets up and starts stumbling away.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:41:43 GMT -5
Fatigue is starting to get to both competitors, and Wolf tries to put some space between himself and Predator to catch a breather. The peace doesn’t last long, however, loud footsteps are heard as Predator runs down the hall and spears Wolf from behind. He grabs Wolf by the head and rams him into the ground over and over again. Predator gets off then waits for Wolf to arise. Predator hits a spinning wheel kick and Wolf goes down along with Predator. AK wonders how much longer the pair can last, and if Mr. Stanton’s estate has anticipated the spiraling damage costs; Predator and Wolf get up, and the pair stagger through another staff door into a large area with lots of standing trees. Predator knocks Wolf down and is trying to set up the sharpshooter, but Wolf uses his legs to power out and pushes Predator into the glass. Wolf quickly gets to his feet but Predator runs back at him and they are both trying to push one another down. Wolf wins this and pushes Predator back into the glass. Wolf runs forward for a big boot but Predator slides to the ground, and Wolf hits the glass, almost breaking it; he curses as he bounces off. Predator is about to launch another attack, but stops in his track as something drops out of the air on to Wolf’s face. Wolf flails around, and the camera shows that he has a flying squirrel covering his face; AK and Predator look around and see that the exhibit is filled with flying and gliding mammals. Wolf’s flapping sends him into a tree, and this triggers a mass panic among the residents; the air is filled with leathery wings, and a confused fruit bat collides with AK, cloaking a large part of her with its six foot wingspan.
Predator: JEEPERS CREEPERS!
Predator drops to the floor and covers his head with his hands, unchivalrously leaving AK to disentangle herself from the flying fox without help. Wolf continues to run in circles, and runs into one of the walls; he bangs his head against it, trying to get the thing off, and after about the 7th hit the squirrel finally falls to the floor. Wolf looks to the left and right of him, and then spectacularly flair flops as Predator gets up, and AK tries to do something about her wrecked hairstyle before following him out back into the public area of the park.
Predator looks extremely tired as he half jogs, half drags himself across one of the paths; he can see a very large, double fence in front of him, and without looking to check it any further he starts to climb. Wolf runs into shot; he too is exhausted, but the sight of the weary Predator gives him a boost, and he follows his foe, scaling the fences and dropping into the wide, grassy enclosure. AK skids to a halt at the fence, something telling her not to go in, but as she watches Wolf makes a lunge and tackles Predator down. He glances over his shoulder.
Wolf: Kitsune! Get in here, I want to finish this!
AK: Wolf, I don’t think-
Wolf: Come on, it’ll only take a few seconds! Do your job!
AK is still uneasy, but she climbs the fences and rushes over as fast as she can; the camera stays on the outside, using a zoom to film through the wire. Wolf still has Predator pinned, but again he kicks out in the nick of time.
Wolf: SHIT!
His voice echoes out over the park. Predator gets up and stares Wolf in the eye.
Predator: No more games, Wolf. We end this here. What do you say?
Wolf opens his mouth – but nothing comes out, a first for him. Predator smirks.
Predator: What, you scared? Cat got your tongue?
Wolf is breathing heavily, and not moving a muscle. His next words are almost a whisper.
Wolf: You…might say that…..
Predator sees that AK is also as still as a statue, and he very slowly turns to look over his shoulder. An entire pride of lions is walking toward them, not hurrying, but absolutely intent in their purpose.
There’s no more verbal communication between the group; the fence is a good hundred yards away, and the lions less than half that distance…..but there is one option left. AK, Wolf and Predator all break at once and run for the only sanctuary, a tall broadleaved tree. They scramble up, and the first of the lions misses Wolf’s ankle by inches as it takes a swipe as he climbs. All three wedge themselves as tightly as they can in the branches; below, the lions are around them on all sides.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:42:40 GMT -5
Predator: That was close! We need to call for help…..
Wolf: How do you propose we do that?
Predator: Well can’t we just phone-
He stops. Both AK and Wolf are glaring at him, and Predator looks sheepish, remembering the cellphone incident earlier.
Predator: Well, we’re ok here aren’t we? Lions can’t climb…….can they?
AK: No……but they can jump. As soon as it gets cool enough, they’ll start trying properly. And this tree doesn’t feel all that high.
Predator clings on to the tree a little tighter. Wolf leans his head against one of the branches; in his tired and emotional state his mind starts to wander……
??: Sweet Odin’s Raven! Well this is a perilous situation, isn’t it?
Wolf looks upward; there is a light above him, and standing on one of the higher limbs is the Nordically handsome figure of Thor. There’s a stonking pop, as most of the arena’s been marking out for a Thor appearance the whole time.
Wolf: What can we do, oh great and powerful one? Can you smite these creatures with your weapon of might?
Thor scratches his head, and twirls his hammer.
Thor: I may not harm any of nature’s creations……but there may still be a way. Remember, music shall soothe the savage beast……. Now I have to be going, I’m due to play Omaha 8 with the rest of the Valhalla boys, we’ve got Garuda dropping by on a social call. Stay strong……
Thor fades away as Wolf brings his mind back to the present. Predator is staring at the ground, and AK is talking quietly into her attached mic.
AK:……..and if this is still recording, Yoko can have my Japanese Neo 4 triple star set….
Wolf: Guys, I think I have a plan.
Predator snorts.
Predator: You? I’d rather take my chances with the moggies than trust one of your harebrained schemes.
AK: Shut it, Pred. Wolf, I’ll give anything you can suggest a try, if you really think it could work.
Wolf nods, and leans forward; he whispers something to Predator and AK, who just stare at him for several seconds.
Predator: You’re nuts.
AK: Seriously?
Wolf: It’s hot, and lions are lazy. What do we have to lose?
There’s another pause, and AK and Wolf look at Predator. After a few moments he sighs.
Predator: Oh, very well. But if this fails, these are going to be crap last words….
Wolf: All right. Key of C, I’ve got the lead.
Wolf taps on the tree branch rhythmically, and there is complete, slack jawed silence in the arena at what happens next. All three start to sway gently, side to side.
AK / Predator: A-wim-a-weh, a-wim-a-weh, a-wim-a-weh……
They continue the backing as Wolf comes in.
Wolf: In the Jungle, the mighty jungle, The lion sleeps tonight, In the Jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight….. A – hooooh, ooh – ay – oooh – ay, a wi – um – um – a – weh……. A – hooooh, ooh – ay – oooh – ay, a wi – um – um – a – weh…….
The lions have stopped pacing around; astonishingly, they seem to be sitting down. Wolf gives AK a prod with his elbow, indicating that they should continue, and she takes up the refrain with a surprisingly good voice.
AK: In the village, the peaceful village, The lion sleeps tonight, Hush my darling, don’t cry my darling, the lion sleeps tonight….
The trio continue to sing softly, and the lions settle down. As quietly as he possibly can, Wolf bravely slides down the tree on the side with the fewest slumbering forms, and then gives the signal for the others to follow. They all creep away, and when they’re about 50 yards clear they run hell for leather, not daring to look back until they’ve clambered over the security fences, and landed safely on the other side.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:44:04 GMT -5
Gasping for breath, Predator leans forward, resting his hands on his knees. Wolf has his on his hips, and the pair look at each other.
Predator: That……..that wasn’t bad, Wolf. Nice one.
Wolf just nods; it’s a small acknowledgement, but he appreciates it all the same. Then in the next moment, normal service is resumed, and Predator moves in and whacks Wolf around the head. Wolf strikes back at once, and the pair start to move across the grass; it’s clear that the match is now about to end, one way or another, and a whole slew of fans have congregated to look into the pen where the climax is about to happen. The cheers and shouts match those of the fans in the arena, who yell as if the match were right in front of them and crane forward to see who will finally come out on top.
The match has been right around the world, and appropriately enough has wound up in the marsupial exhibit. Emus scatter as Predator and Wolf fight into the open centre of the grass, and wallabies take cover behind boulders. The koalas, of course, are content to speculate from their treetop positions. Predator and Wolf lock up, pushing against one another furiously, until Wolf succeeds in throwing Predator to the side. He drops on to him and starts some mounted punches. AK watches closely, but then is distracted slightly by a rustling next to her. She glances to the side and sees a small kangaroo next to her; there is a sort of “clicking” sound as the creature snuffles.
AK: What’s that, Skippy? Timmy’s stuck down the old mine shaft?
More snuffling.
AK: I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand you with your mouth full. Who do I think is going to win? No idea. Anyway, I’m supposed to be impartial.
Further snuffling.
AK: All right, I’m sorry for the bad joke. Of course your name isn’t Skippy. What is it then?
Even more snuffling.
AK: “Pin, you daft Sheila”? That’s a-
She suddenly twigs; Predator has Wolf covered. AK dives in, and Predator gets 2.9 before Wolf kicks out. Exhausted, both men pull themselves to their feet, and swap a couple more blows; the fans chant for Wolf, who rallies and gets behind Predator for a German Suplex. It hits, and Wolf makes a pin of his own, for 2.5. Wolf gets back up, and signals for the chokeslam; he lifts Predator and positions him over a piece of stony ground for maximum impact. The fans whistle and cheer, but Predator thrashes, and Wolf ends up dropping rather than slamming him. As Predator lies on the mat, he is starting to lose hope; but then he turns his head to the side, and a mad possibility presents itself –
Predator rolls aside and scrambles on his hands and knees. Wolf pursues, and Predator makes a lunge forward. He yells out apparently in pain, but then turns over; he’s got a large, spiky ball in his hands. Wolf has no time to do anything except shut his eyes, and Predator hurls the missile right at his head. Wolf takes the impact, and collapses; Predator throws himself on top and hooks the leg, and AK completes the 3 count to at last give Predator the win.
A bemused looking Echidna uncurls itself and wanders away, apparently none the worse for wear.
AK: Here is your winner, and true “Alpha” Male, Predator!
The fans cheer unreservedly for the barnstorming match; Predator is too tired to do anything other than raise a hand.
AK: I think Knuckles here deserves some of the credit…..anyway, I’m out of here. Boy do I need a shower after this one…..
AK starts to make her way away, pausing to sign a few autographs and such for the fans in attendance. Medics show up to check Wolf and Predator over, and they too are shown to be finishing a good day’s work with some promotional time, as the video feed comes to a conclusion to cheers from the Omega Effect audience.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:45:32 GMT -5
Segment: A Reunion (Credit: Skurai)
The scene opens with Skurai sitting head down in his locker room. A knock on the door starts Skurai as raises his head.
Skurai: Come on in.
The door swings open as the camera pans back to Skurai who has a surprised look on his face.
?: It has been awhile.
Skurai: Oh my god…YOU!
The camera quickly shifts over to reveal Gary standing in the doorway. Gary laughs as he makes his way in.
Gary: Good to see you master.
Skurai: Lost the old ninja get up eh?
Gary: I felt I had to change it after you left.
Skurai: Whatever happened to the rest of the ninjas?
Gary puts his head down.
Gary: They all just quit and went on to other things. Number three became a screenwriter.
Skurai: Really? Has he actually done anything?
Gary lets out a sigh as he raises his head.
Gary: He helped Paul W.S. Anderson write both of the Resident Evil movies…
Skurai: That little fucker. I shall make a point to reintroduce myself to him later.
Skurai and Gary both let out a laugh.
Skurai: Can you believe it Gary? One year later and we are still here.
Gary: I don’t know how we are considering both of us usually get our asses kicked on a frequent basis.
Skurai lets out a slight chuckle.
Skurai: Tonight will probably be no different but I still will find a way to come out on top. I mean if you can beat him so can I.
Gary: I know you will. Just this time try to keep your blood loss to a minimum all right?
Skurai: You think really I can do that?
Gary: Nope. I thought I would just say it for the hell of it. Well it is about time I get going. I will see you after your victory, master.
Gary starts walking toward the door.
Skurai: You do realize you don’t have to call me that anymore right?
Gary stops in the doorway.
Gary: I know master, I know.
Skurai smiles as the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jun 25, 2005 14:46:07 GMT -5
Poor Stan (Credit: Jake Cheng)
Mini-Senator: And that’s why Michael Moore is a complete idiot.
Jake and Stan are half-asleep after hearing a speech from the “Senator.” As soon as they notice him stopping, they run the opposite way, turning corners left and right.
Stan (Slowing Down): God, who ever knew “pure wrestling“ could be so boring. And then he goes on tangents about wrestling moves. “Maybe if you add a move a move that more works your opponents pinky toe, your finisher will be more effective.” Well, at least Senator doesn’t actually do that.
Jake: Yeah. Anyway, it is kinda weird how these midges are actually beginning to act just like the wrestlers I had them act as. Stop, the next scene is supposed to be held here with Angelo but where is he?
Just then, another midget, wearing a mask, jumps into the middle of the floor. A boom box begins the play the tune of a familiar Latin pop hit song. The midget starts to do the William Hung dance for this song. Then he sings a tune that any ACW wrestler, past or present knows.
Kabane: KABANE! KABANE! OH BABY WHEN HE MOVES! HE MOVES!
Stan: Wow, you even hired a Kabane guy.
Jake: I didn’t hire him. BUT THIS IS GREAT! GET IT! GET IT!
While Kabane continues to sing, another midget is walking around behind Jake and Stan. Stan starts dancing to the turn and sing!
Stan: KABANE KABANE OH BABY........*THUMP*
The camera comes crashing to the floor. A laughing sound is heard off camera. Unbeknownst to the audience, the Angelo midget got sick of Stan singing and shut him up, by punching him right in between the legs. Stan screams in pain as Angelo and Jake stand near the camera. Jake slips the midget an extra $20 and turns off the camera.
Fade Out.
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