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Post by Latino on May 26, 2005 19:05:07 GMT -5
ACW Proudly Presents: Spring Into HellSaturday 28th May 2005 Schedule of Matches: ------------------------------------------------------ 4 Way Ladder Match – ACW Diva Title Koda vs Rena vs Rei vs Jessie ------------------------------------------------------ The Predators vs Coldfire - ACW Tag Title Match ------------------------------------------------------ Daredevil vs. McCarthy - Tomb of Pain Match ------------------------------------------------------ Bladeseika vs. Davey Marvel - Japanese Elements Match ------------------------------------------------------ Wyvern vs. Darius Silver ------------------------------------------------------ TNT vs. Hunter - Hardcore Haven ------------------------------------------------------ RDK vs Valmont - Parental Punishment Match ------------------------------------------------------ Alicia “Atomic” Kitsune vs Angelo Giovanni – Lightning Ironman Match ------------------------------------------------------ Ridley vs Alexandra “White Rose” Kaesar - Submission Match ------------------------------------------------------ Vinnie Dulario vs. Jade, Yoko Satoshi - Gauntlet style Match ------------------------------------------------------ BK London vs. Latino - Escape the House ------------------------------------------------------
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:50:38 GMT -5
ACW’s 12th PPV starts with a titanic blast of Pyro on the main stage; a video plays over the opening music trailing all the matches to come, and the fans pay particular interest to footage of Latino’s family home, now surrounded by construction plant and ACW vehicles. Preparations are well underway for the main event, and personnel can be seen moving in and out of the house, setting up the numerous cameras to cover the match.
Someone with a most personal interest in the event is not able to see the titantron’s feed, but then she doesn’t need to; Alicia paces up and down in the back, with her cellphone pressed to her ear, to block out the noise of the rest of the ACW crew going about their business.
AK: ……so you got there ok? How’s the house looking? They won’t let you go in?
The fans can discern Latino’s voice, but not well enough to understand what he’s saying.
AK: No, I’m alright. I just wish my match was earlier so I could get there in time for yours, but it’s a no go. I’ll just have to watch it like everyone else…..
She listens a bit more, and smiles, but it’s nervous.
AK: I’m certainly not taking my match lightly, Angelo’s a damn good competitor…..but nothing I can’t handle. …….Yes I’ll behave myself, I don’t intend on turning this into a violence festival.
Another pause.
AK:……..The Senator? I’m sure he’ll do his job admirably. Listen……
She stops again, and breathes out slowly.
AK:….I know how much this means to you, Victor, but please, be careful…. they can blow up the house but they can’t take away the memories it gave you. Just….come back safe, ok?
Alicia stops walking and puts a hand through her hair. She’s glad that Latino can’t see her trepidation.
AK:……Yes, I know. I love you too…..alright, you’d better go and start warming up. I’ll see you late tonight. Bye…<br> There is a click as the phone is put down at Latino’s end. Alicia slowly lets her hand drop, and casts her eyes skyward in a silent prayer before walking away, as the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:52:49 GMT -5
Segment: A sweet Surprise (Credit: Yoko)
The scene opens as Yoko Satoshi enters the lobby of the arena to get something to drink, various members of the roster are littered throughout the room. Near the water coolers she sees V3, 004, Jonny, Gary, and Latino.
On second glance, she notices it's just a cardboard cutout of Latino.
Yoko: What's with the cutout?
V3: Ask Gary.
Yoko turns to Gary.
Yoko: What's with the cutout of Latino, Gary?
Gary looks puzzled.
Gary: I don't know what you mean. I saw Latino in the hall, and he wasn't moving or talking. I thought he drank too much, so I'm carrying him around until he gets better.
004: That's really nice of you to do, Gary.
??: What's with the cutout?
Yoko turns around to see who spoke and sees Jade.
Yoko: Jade!
Yoko gives her a quick hug.
Jade: You ready for the match?
Yoko: Yeah. If we've both done it separately, then we'll do it together for sure.
The guys try to hold back laughing but can't.
Jade: Hey! What are you laughing at?
Jonny: Um...nothing.
Jade: You tell me, or I'll beat it out of you, Jonny.
Jonny: It's just...You know, the rumors, and the hug just now...And that line Yoko said.
Jade: Where did that rumor even come from, and why does everyone care?
Jonny: I don't know where it came from, but well...We're guys. Two Asian girls is an appealing thought.
Jade: You like the thought, huh?
Jonny: Yeah...
Jade: Can't get it out of your head?
Jonny: Well I wouldn't go that far.
Jade grins a wicked grin, and turns toward Yoko. She places her hands on Yoko's shoulders, leans in, and kisses her. The guys' jaws drop, and Yoko is equally shocked. Jade pulls away and looks at the guys.
Jade: I hope that got it out of your systems. Yoko, I'll stop by your locker room later, before the match.
Jade exits the lobby. Yoko just stands there blushing, as if her mind has been wiped. She touches her lips.
Jonny: ...Wow.
Yoko: I um...Locker room.
She leaves in a hurry.
004: That wasn't even a complete sentence!
End Segment.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:53:57 GMT -5
Segment: A promise is a promise (Credit: Predator)
We come back to see Predator and Wolf leaving out of Ginger's office, hearing an angry and loud yelling from the inside. They shut the door on their way out and Predator puts his hands in his pockets
Predator: Well...I guess it WAS done half assed...
Wolf: Yeah, I don't think I'll tell Ginger you can shine shoes ever again.
Predator: GOOD.
Wolf: So, ready for our match tonight?
Predator: You better believe it! We've held these titles for almost half a month baby! There ain't NO stopping us! Our first title defense is gonna be more successful then Beethoven's ninth symphony!
Wolf: And there ain't gonna be NO shittin' yo.
Predator: Nope, no uncontrollable bowel syndrome from us!
Wolf: Word. So, what’s the strategy?
Predator: ....Win?
Wolf: Yeah, but like...how?
Predator: You dominate, I coordinate. Deal?
Wolf: Sounds good.
Predator: Now the question is, are they gonna be easier?
?: OH I think not!
Predator and Wolf turn to see Iceman and Blaze.
Predator: OH really?
Iceman: YES really. May I remind you we have defeated The Lost Boys, AND AJK Caveman! Hell, we've even taken out the Current ACW Lightweight Champion, Daredevil!
An audible pop is heard for Daredevil.
Blaze: So you better be ready ritch and bitch, cause there ain't no escape. Your gonna learn the ice cold truth that we are the top hot young talent!
Wolf laughs.
Wolf: Tonight is a night where two losers go to china town! Tonight is a night where Frosty The Snowman and The Fantastic Four reject are destroyed! Who is to do the job? The Predators! Now get outta our way, we got some sodas to chug...
Wolf pushes the two aside as Predator follows and Blaze and Iceman look at each other, indeed seemingly eager to fight their opponents tonight.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:57:01 GMT -5
Segment: Anxiety (Credit: Darius)
The scene opens to show outside the ACW Arena. So many matches had already passed throughout the day, The Sun has already set, cascading a Twilight Orange color over the arena. The sound of cheering fans echo from inside the Arena to outside the arena. The scene is...Well, empty. Everybody is either inside the arena or backstage getting ready.
The Camera closes up to the Front Entrance of the Arena. The Row of Glass Doors reflect the light of the Sun, But for whom? Nobody is there. Not even the Ticket Ushers. But the Camera slowly pans towards the right....To see a man sitting on the Curb. A man with Tan Skin, About 6'3", Dressed in a Black T-Shirt, Navy Blue Denim Shorts, Blue and Red Reebok Sneakers and topped all with a Black Baseball Cap. The man give a long, Relented sigh before removing his cap...Revealing a familiar face - The face of "The Shining" Darius Silver. But at this moment, He is not Shining. His expression is a somber one, Like a page of the Dictionary which give meaning to the words "Gloomy", "Dark" or even "Nervous". He sighs again, This time looking forwards to the Parking Lot in front of him.
Darius: I find it funny.....I am just shy of a few minutes before going into one of the most important matches of my Career, And, I'm excited...But not like my usual excited-ness, More like a nervous excited-ness. It's wierd, Yet very new and welcomed. My stomach hurts, I can't focus, Physically and Mentally...I can't even look at anyone in the eye. I've wrestled in Mexico, America, Canada AND Japan, But never has this happened. What is wrong with me?....Seriously, What IS wrong with me?
Darius looks into the Camera.
Darius: Do you know?
The Cameraman holding the Camera shakes his head, Making the Camera shake left and right for a second. Once it stops, Darius' expression goes to annoyed.
Darius: Bah, It doesn't matter...
His expression fades back into the somber kind.
Darius: Of course I speak of myself, Darius Silver, Versus Wyvern tonight. But does that have anything to do with my anxiety? Not sure...Could it be the fact that he and I have had this "Rivalry"? Could it be the fact that I have so much riding on this? Or does anyone else have a lot riding on this? Maybe it was something bad I ate on the way to the Arena?.....Gah, I shouldn't even ponder it.
Darius leans forward, Resting his chin on his right elbow, Which rests on his knee.
Darius: Believe me when I say this is legit: I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown, As well as what is sure to be in the eyes of some, A Four-Star Match. Maybe Five. I dunno....There are a few things I DO know, I'm not a total idiot here...
Darius removes his elbow from his knee and raises two fingers on his right hand, Hin Index and Middle. He then lowers his Middle Finger.
Darius: One: I know he isn't very fond of me. Hell, I'd go so far as to even say he hates me. So, Uhh....That plays out badly for me. Plus, The New Breed, But they won't be a problem...Wait, Add Jake's and Marvel's Anger WITH Wyvern's....Ay Carumba!
Darius slaps his forehead is disbelief.
Darius: Anyway...Two: I know how we met. Not like the "Bodygaurd" thing, But...y'know, The Attacks. I don't regret it. Any of it. But still....Anything Wyvern would hold against me reduces my chances of winning....So...
Darius stands up, Not averting his eyes from the Camera.
Darius: Wyvern, I'm not here to start grudges. I'm here to end one....I'm not here for long speeches, Because actions speak louder than words....I'm not here to win or lose, I'm here for a match....Let's put all the personal feelings aside, And save them for later. Because the thing is, Ridley had me attack you, And I did. I established myself because of that....But tonight, I will established myself when we will battle, For the first time, In the Ring, One-on-One.....And that is that.
By this time, A Male Show Technician (Headset and all) has appeared behind Darius. He taps him on the shoulder, Making Darius spin around in surprise.
Darius(startled): Whoa! You scared me.
Technician: Sorry about that. Anyway, Mr. Silver, Your match is in about an hour.
Darius: Ah, Thanks.
Technician: No problem.
As the Technician walks off into an unknown direction, Darius looks back to the Camera.
Darius: Looks like it'll be sooner than you think.
Darius turns around and walks through the front Entrance.
FADE OUT...
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:57:43 GMT -5
Match 1: 4 Way Ladder Match – ACW Diva Title Koda “Killer” Kumi vs Rena vs Rei Peacecraft vs Jessie Hall
The fans are already hyped up after the Fallout Preshow, and there’s a fresh pop as Philip enters the ring for the first time tonight, to kick things off.
Philip: This is a four way Ladder Match, for the ACW Diva Championship!
A quick shot shows the Diva belt suspended above the ring.
Philip: Introducing first, from Kyoto Japan……..Koda “Killer” Kumi!
”Trust You” plays, and Koda trots down to the ring. All she sees is the belt gleaming above her, and she stares at it lustfully as she waits in the ring.
Next, “Take a Look Around” hits, and there is a warm welcome for participant #2.
Philip: From Cardiff, Wales……Jessie Hall!
This is the biggest match Jessie’s been in to date, and she looks ready to take the fight to the other women. She enters the ring, and “Work It” turns the cheers into boos.
Philip: Thirdly, the Diva Director, from New York…… Rena Matheson!
Rena walks out looking very confident, though this diminishes a little when she sees just how high the belt is. Even so she taunts the other women with her eyes and struts around the ring, until her music is replaced by “Rawkfist” and the crowd leaps to its feet, cheering loudly.
Philip: And the final participant and defending Diva Champion…..from Okinawa, Japan, Rei Peacecraft!
Rei wastes no time getting to the ring; she has every intention of reclaiming her belt with as little fuss as possible. The ref can sense that things could get nasty, and so is quick to finish his checks and call for the bell.
Bell Rings.
Jessie slides out of the ring straight away and grabs one of the ladders at ringside; Koda dashes after her, but walks into a wallop with said ladder as Jessie holds it defensively in front of her. She moves back to the ring carefully; Rena and Rei are exchanging slaps and forearm blows, and Rena jumps back to avoid one of Rei’s powerful kicks. Jessie enters the ring as inconspicuously as possible, and as the catfight continues she takes a deep breath and then runs forward. Her attack falters, however, as Rei handsprings beautifully over the ladder, and Rena limbos skillfully beneath it; both women pick up a cheer from the impressed crowd. The ladder’s too large for Jessie to turn around quickly and Rena arrives first, kicking Jessie in the back; Jessie staggers and turns, forgetting the ladder for a second and managing to knock the referee down in error. Rei moves in and puts Jessie into a sleeperhold; Jessie drops the ladder and tries to free herself. Rena stalks the pair of them, but is then ambushed from behind herself by Koda, who has seen the ref fall and found a chair from somewhere. She smacks Rena across the back, and does the same to Rei; all three women are temporarily incapacitated, and Koda pushes the chair out of the ring before the ref picks himself up and sees it. She goes over to the ladder, sets it up, and starts to climb; she starts quickly, but as she gets higher the altitude seems to make her nervous. Though she slows down she keeps going until she’s almost at the top; the crowd is making a great deal of noise, and as she gets a hand to the top rung she pulls herself up to see…..Rena, who has climbed up the other side. The ladies give each other a hate filled stare, and the crowd continues to shout enthusiastically.
Rena throws the first punch; Koda ducks it, but is hampered in her retaliation by her need to keep one hand on the ladder at all times. Rena laughs and rakes Koda across the eyes; she pulls herself up a little higher and gets a hand to the belt, but Koda grabs her arm and tries to twist it away. The struggle continues until suddenly Koda seems to wobble; looking scared she gives up the fight and retreats down the ladder. Rena laughs and shouts at the “coward”, but as she looks down she gets a shock – Rei and Jessie are at the bottom of the ladder, and with a smile they throw their weight at it. Koda jumps the last few feet as the ladder loses balance; Rena looks terrified for a second, but as the ladder descends she chooses her moment and jumps off to land back in the ring. She rolls to lessen the impact, but it’s still heavy, and the fans give a kayfabe – busting cheer for the stunt. Rena now finds herself under attack from the other three women, who stomp at her relentlessly until Rei takes the initiative and delivers her Double Arm DDT. Rena lies still, and with their #1 threat dealt with for now the other women commence a brief three way scrap. Jessie takes an elbow to the head and staggers back, but seeing that Koda and Rei are fighting bitterly and engrossed in the business of taking each other apart, she retrieves the ladder and sets it up once more. She’s no sooner started climbing than Rei is flowing her; she catches her about halfway up, and suplexes Jessie backward. The devious Koda “mistakenly” shoves the referee in the way, and he is flattened by the falling ladies; Rei picks herself up and goes for the ladder herself, but Jessie’s fall was broken by the referee and now the same situation occurs, only in reverse.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:58:11 GMT -5
Jessie finds Rei stuck to the ladder like a limpet; she tries and tries, but cannot dislodge her. This in fact turns out to be the least of her worries; on the outside Koda has been busy, and now she creeps around until she’s on the other side of the ladder. Rei moves a little higher when she can, and gradually the pair ascend until they’re about 3 quarters of the way up; this is when Koda strikes. She charges into the ladder, and Rei and Jessie are falling before they realize what’s happened. The ladder hits the ropes and the pair are jolted off – right through the table which Koda has thoughtfully placed to break their fall. The fans yell out, and Koda laughs; she starts to set the ladder up again, but then realizes that something’s wrong. She scans the ring and realizes that Rena is not there; urgently Koda slides out and circles the ring cautiously. As she peers around a corner, Rena emerges from under the ring; she shouts, and Koda turns around into the Chick Kick. Rena smiles, and quickly executes her plan – with Koda now on the floor, she handcuffs her to the base of the ring post, out of sight of the referee in the ring. Rena has something else, too; she plays with the whip in her hands and Koda is vulnerable, but the ref is recovering, and Rena decides that it’s not worth the risk. She shoves the whip back under the ring, and with her eyes on the gold moves back to the ladder and sets it up a third time. Rena looks as if she has everything sewn up, but as she starts to climb both Rei and Jessie are stirring, and Jessie is the first to her feet. She slides back into the ring, and the crowd cheers as she begins her pursuit.
Jessie climbs up after Rena; Rena sees her coming, and tries to kick her back. Jessie dodges from side to side, but Rena has a plan; holding on to the sides of the ladder she contracts her feet, and when Jessie takes the bait and moves closer she stomps downward, right into Jessie’s head. Jessie slides to the mat and lies there; Rena starts to climb again, but the crowd is reacting very loudly and Rena looks across to see Rei climbing with supreme grace. Rena’s eyes narrow and she bolts upward; Rei reaches the top and gets a hand to the belt, but Rena arrives and clobbers her across the head with a forearm. Rei has to let go of the belt and fight back; Rena tries hard, but Rei is more powerful and Rena starts to look unsteady. Just then the crowd noise is overridden by furious screaming from below; Koda has woken up, and discovered her restraints. Her yelling attracts the ref, who slides out of the ring to see what’s going on; as he does this the crowd gets even louder as two more people rush out from the back. It’s the Capitalists, and as they reach the ring they combine forces to pull the ladder back so that Rei cannot reach the belt. By the same token Rena is brought closer, and she grabs the belt from its hook; a livid Rei makes a lunge for the belt but Rena jumps away, and Kalb and Fitsharris let go of the ladder and catch Rena as she literally drops into their arms. Rei has to save herself, which she does with great style by jumping from the ladder to the ropes and thence to the mat, but Rena’s “executive assistance” has already made itself scarce. The ref sticks his head up above the apron, sees Rena with the belt, and with no sign that anything is amiss calls for the bell to signal the end of the match.
Philip: Here is your winner, and NEW Diva Champion……Rena!
Rei lies on the mat as Rena slides out of the ring with the Capitalists, who have waited slightly up the ramp, covering her retreat; from behind her human shield she taunts the other women, who are almost as angry as the crowd at the conclusion to the match. Rena doesn’t care one bit, and she heads off to show her title to the rest of the Senatorial stable as the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 13:59:40 GMT -5
Segment: Memo troubles (Credit: Yoko)
The camera sweeps down a dirt road as a Spanish guitar plays. We see a man in a poncho sitting on the side of the road playing said guitar, with the case open. He is a beggar, even though few people pass this road. He begins playing faster as a shadow passes by.
Man: And in time all things may, pass away, and in time, you may come back some day...
The shadow continues to pass by.
Man: Hey, you in the..whatever that costume is, I'm playing extra nice. Could you spare some change?
The figure casting the shadow stops moving and finally walks into view. It is El Froggy Mask.
Froggy: Sorry, no money. Say, directions to wrestling arena?
Man: Ask at the bar about a mile down the road, if you dare enter.
Froggy: What?
Man: Wild chupacabra attack two weeks ago, few journey this road anymore.
Froggy: Thanks much, guitar man!
He runs on down the road, and the man begins playing his guitar again.
End Segment.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:03:14 GMT -5
Segment: The end is today...(Credit: DD)
A vignette starts in the arena on the Titantron, showing a man in the shadows. The room is darkened, outlined slightly from the lighting of the camera. The man slowly walks to the camera, revealing himself to be Dan 'Daredevil' White, causing a positive reaction from members of the crowd. He steps up, holding his hand close to his jaw.
DD: It's been 3 months thereabouts, since that show in my hometown of Wales, and it was that night where my career turned upside down. You see, you could look at my career before and after that night, and yes, I have the Lightweight Title, and yes, Jessie is the biggest Divas star in the federation, but look at it another way. Before that night, I had friends, allies. There was Surion, G-Unit, the Bob and Amo Show, people like that. But now what? Since, I was forced to stop considering them friends, Surion is in hospital, G-Unit lost the tag titles, Bob is no more and Amo is on extended leave. That leaves me with nothing, apart from my baby, and my Lightweight title. McCarty, you spoiled my life in the ACW, just like you spoiled my life in the SWF. Do you remember that? You sold out, remember? You signed me, the biggest guy in the SWF, the World Champion, and then what? I retired from the SWF, it went into turmoil, you didn’t get enough money to keep the federation going, and you closed it down. Your dream wasted on me. Well I must say that it has to be the biggest mistake of a businessman’s life, wasting his business on an employee that has a release clause in his contract.
He slowly edges closer to the camera. He pauses, and thinks for a while.
DD: So this is where it ends, Spring Into Hell, 3 months after the pain started. Do you remember where it started? First I have the Filibuster through Gingerdude’s table by Senator, followed up by a cheat win for him at that Pay Per View. And then last month you have Fallen Souls Soul Transfer me off the fucking titantron. And what do you have to top it all off? You bring in my brother, the one that was supposed to have retired due to internal injuries, well I spit on that (DD spits) and I say that it’s just tyranny. You have him absolutely destroy me a fortnight ago, smashing up the entire ring in order to attempt to have me put out of action. Well you failed, and now I’m here, at Spring Into Hell, waiting for the best half hour of my life. It will be the destruction everybody has been awaiting, Daredevil vs. McCarty, Tomb of Pain. And why is it called that may you ask? It’s too simple. The building is designed to torture, to kill. Hidden devices that cause transformations to occur in this building. What are they? You can only find out by steeping out here, and fighting…The rules are simple, get out of this room, then get out of a room above. In this room, the hole is clear, in the centre of the ring. However in the room above, there is no visible hole. There’s a passage somewhere up there, but you will not know where.
DD backs off from the camera, lighting a cigarette and casually taking a drag.
DD: Jack McCarty. Tonight, will be your last duty in the ACW. Tonight, we will see the last of the Carribean rent boy. Tonight, will be like no other night. And the, my friends, is the right…<br> He takes another drag, coolly breathing the smoke out.
DD:…Touch…<br> DD escapes quickly, too quickly for the camera to notice where he is going. The cameraman just takes the hint and fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:04:14 GMT -5
Segment: Kiss and Tell (Credit: Yoko)
Yoko Satoshi rushes into her locker room and sits down on the couch next to Mr. Floppy. He immediately springs to life.
Yoko: Mr. Floppy, you're good with love, I need your advice.
Mr. Floppy: Why should I help you? You left me in the ring and embarassed me. I had to ask some balding crewman to carry me back here.
Yoko: ...Oh my God. I did. I'm sorry!
Mr. Floppy: Wait...You JUST NOW realized?
Yoko is silent. Mr. Floppy falls back down, lifeless.
Yoko: Come on, I'm really really sorry. I won't forget you again, I was just preoccupied. I really need your advice, Jade kissed me!
His ears pop up, followed by his head.
Mr. Floppy: What? She kissed you?
Yoko: Yes!
Mr. Floppy: Tell me more.
Yoko: It was by the water coolers, in front of the guys. She was talking, and then bam, she was kissing me.
Mr. Floppy: Tongue?
Yoko blushes.
Yoko: Yes...
Mr. Floppy: Well then, go ahead and forget about me and just be with her, if you're so close.
He collapses again.
Yoko: Mr. Floppy, please. I don't know how to handle this, she's coming here later.
He pops up once again.
Mr. Floppy: If I give you advice, will you promise not to rant to me how much you like her anymore? I'm all for girl on girl action, but you've just about ruined the concept for me.
Yoko: I promise.
Mr. Floppy: Ok... So clearly you weren't disgusted by it, and since you like her...Well let's say love now. Since you love her, you want it to continue and go further, right?
Yoko blushes even more.
Yoko: Yeah...
Mr. Floppy: Well, when she comes here, get her to sit on the couch. Then, initiate another deep kiss, on your own. It'll let her know you're indeed interested. Also, touch her boobs.
Yoko: Are you sure? She might get upset...
Mr. Floppy: I'm the one with the love experience, remember? If you do what I just said, you'll be a cute couple within days.
Yoko: So...I kiss her, and then grab her chest? How hard? Really soft, right?
Mr. Floppy: No. The harder, the more passionate she'll know you are about her. Grab it like in a porn movie.
Yoko: Like...
Yoko grabs her left breast through her jacket and squeezes.
Yoko: That hurts, though. I don't want to squeeze hard and hurt her.
Mr. Floppy: You know damn well that pleasure and pain are extremely similar, did Rose teach you nothing?
Yoko: That's a good point. And then Jade will know I like her too?
Mr. Floppy: You're such a lesbian.
Yoko: ...I guess I am...
Mr. Floppy: I still love you, though.
Yoko: Thanks for the help Mr. Floppy, I'd be lost without you. But um...Would you mind sitting over on the floor, and face the wall, when she comes? I don't want you to watch.
Mr. Floppy: Sure, whatever. Go ahead and put me there.
Yoko lifts Mr. Floppy up and sits him against the wall. He turns around and faces it. She retreats back to the couch.
Mr. Floppy(Quietly): Stealing my Yoko's attention and affection...And Yoko losing interest in me. This'll teach her. This'll teach them both.
Yoko: What was that?
Mr. Floppy: I said the floor is cold.
End Segment.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:04:53 GMT -5
Match 2: The Predators vs Coldfire - ACW Tag Title Match (Credit: Latino) The match on Warfare was just a warm up – the true contest is now, and the fans are very excited at the prospect. Philip gets down to business.Phillip: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the ACW Tag Team Titles of the Wooorld!!!!! Coming to the ring, the challengers, they are the team of the Blaze and Iceman……Coldfire!!! AC/DC - Shoot to Thrill starts playing as the crowd gives out a big pop for the young tag team. Iceman runs up to various fans as the rush to grab a hold of what may very well be the next tag team champions. Fans are stomping their feet and holding up signs that say “ColdFire the ultimate oxymoron” and “Predators fear Coldfire” Blaze walks down the entranceway pointing to various fans as the crowd does not stop cheering. Both members slide inside the ring and stand back up. They each run to opposite turnbuckles and raise their arms up for the fans that keep yelling their heads off…..until Phillip makes his next announcement.Phillip: And their opponents….they are the ACW Tag Team Champions of the world!!! Predator and Wolf…the Predators!!! Stay Together For The Kids By Blink 182 starts playing as the Tag Team Champions walk out from the back. It’s obvious the intensity on their faces is there and shows they are more then ready for tonight’s match up. Wolf is shown with the title being dragged down as he walks as he holds onto it with one hand. Predator, right next to him, keeps the title rested on his shoulders. He looks around the packed arena as the fans are booing louder and louder. They hold up various signs that say “Predators =/= Tag Champs” and “Wolf > Predator” Neither of the two pay them much mind as they are now standing in front of the ring. They both stare inside the ring at their competitors and both climb on the apron and enter thing, Wolf stepping over the top rope and Predator stepping between the ropes.The Bell Rings. The match starts out with Predator and Iceman. Iceman here has the height advantage but this doesn’t stop Predator as he walks straight up to Iceman and slaps him right across the face as he starts talking trash to his opponent. Before Iceman can react Predator starts kicking him repeatedly in the stomach over and over. He then reaches his arm back and gives Iceman a big right hook to the side of the face. Iceman swings back from the impact. Predator takes this as his cue and runs the opposite way to the ropes. As he bounces off, Wolf gives him a blind tag and quickly enters the ring. Back to predator, he comes running at Iceman with a spear but Iceman is ready for him as he grabs a hold of him and lifts him up in a piledriver position. Just as he is about to jump up in the air Wolf comes out from the corner with a big boot right into the face of Iceman. Predator and Iceman both fall to the mat. Predator rolls out of the way with a smile on his face as Wolf steps forward and starts stomping onto Iceman. He looks over at Blaze with a smile and then jumps up in the air with a big legdrop. He goes for the cover One…Two…- the cover is broken as Iceman puts his foot on the ropes and the crowd cheers “Twoooooooooo!!”. Wolf grabs him by the head and stands him up. He lifts up Iceman in a Jackhammer position but doesn’t slam him down at first. Wolf takes a few steps towards the middle of the ring showing off his strength as the fans don’t hesitate to start booing. Then, Wolf quickly slams Iceman down onto the mat hard with a THUD is echoed throughout the arena. This time not going for the pin Wolf drags Iceman over to the Predators’ corner and tags in Predator. Each partner grabs a leg and both pulling each leg to side. Iceman rolls around in pain as each partner takes his turn kicking him in the face as he yells out at Blaze, taunting him. The fans are now chanting “ColdFire! ColdFire! ColdFire!” Wolf goes back to his corner as he yells out to a nearby fan to “Shut the Hell Up!” Predator keeps trying to pick apart Iceman’s body attacking various parts. He stands him up and then Irish Whips him into the ropes. Predator runs at Iceman and jumps up grabbing a hold of the head. He tries for an evenflow DDT but Iceman reverses it into a big spinebuster following as he goes down onto the mat with Predator. Both men are now on the mat as Predator lays on his back and Iceman lays next to him struggling to get up.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:05:38 GMT -5
The fans are now chanting again louder and louder as every second passes by “ColdFire! ColdFire! ColdFire!” Iceman gets up to one knee and looks over at Blaze standing in the corner leaning over, desperate to be tagged in. Wolf steps over the ropes as the fans begin to boo once again. He runs over at Iceman, and grabs a hold of him by the neck. Wrapping his hand around his neck, Wolf tries to lift him up for a chokeslam but Iceman breaks out of it in mid-air. Iceman lands on his feet and grabs a hold of Wolf’s head. He drops down, bringing his head down, and performs a Jawbreaker on Wolf. Wolf snaps back holding his jaw and then falls against the ropes. Iceman turns around as the fans are going nuts. He sees Predator standing up and without giving it a second thought lifts him up onto his shoulders and slams him down with the Permafrost. Iceman jumps back up and dives towards the corner tagging in Blaze as the arena erupts. Wolf starts running towards the tag team but Blaze picks him up in a spinebuster position. Iceman runs up and completes the Hot Ice with the moonsault reverse DDT. He rolls out of the ring and Blaze goes for the cover. The ref slides onto the mat One…Two….Thre- kickout by Predator just at the last second.
The fans give out a groan of despair as they boo relentlessly. Blaze grabs a hold of Predator and lifts him up with the Vertical Suplex. He slams him down onto the mat and gets back up as the fans are cheering once again. He starts taunting for Predator to get back up as Iceman is back in the corner encouraging the fans as they continue to cheer. Predator gets up with his back towards Blaze. Blaze grabs him by the arm spinning him around and expertly gives him the Crossfire. He grabs the leg for the pin. The ref again goes for the count One…..Two….Thre- the count is broken by Wolf as he stomps on his face. Wolf grabs him and Irish Whips him straight into the turnbuckle. Wolf looks around at all the fans are they start booing loudly. He runs at him and jumps up with the Stinger Splash. Wolf grabs a hold of him making sure he doesn’t fall down and sets him in position for the pedigree. Out of nowhere, Iceman comes flying from the farthest corner with a hurricanrana. He locks the ankles and sends Wolf Flying across the ring and rolling under the ropes to the outside. Blaze and Iceman are now standing side by side. Predator again stands up dazed and confused. Before he can turn around Blaze picks him in the Electric Chair Drop. Iceman climbs ropes and jumps off for the bulldog but Predator ducks at the last second and then breaks out of the move rolling onto the mat. Predator runs at Iceman and gives him a swinging DDT. He kips back up and runs over towards Blaze whom is now getting up. He kicks him in the stomach and then pounds his forearm onto the back. Predator looks around at the fans as they start booing and perfectly performs the Pedigree. He rolls Blaze over and hooks the leg One…..Two…..Thr – no! Blaze kicks, and the fans go mental. Predator is slack jawed, but only for a moment; he leaps up and starts arguing furiously with the referee that the count was slow. That’s the only cue Wolf needs; he enters the ring, and chokeslams Blaze before he can get up fully. Iceman thunders in, but Wolf engages him and the pair roll out of the ring, and Predator drops back to the mat and locks in the Predator Crossface. Blaze tries to hold out, but the match has taken its toll, and after a brave effort he has finally to tap, and the ref waves his arms to signal the end of the match.
Phillip: Here are you winners and STILL Tag Team Champions…..The Predators!!!
Predator raises his arms up in the air as Wolf slides inside the ring with a smile on his face. The partners hug as the referee hands each one his respective title. They both hold up their arms once again this time with the titles as the fans keep booing more and more. Blaze and Iceman get up clearly not happy with what just happened. The Predators leave the ring laughing “all the way to bank” at the fallen tag team. As the team of ColdFire leave the ring the fans start cheering them relentlessly louder and louder as they chant “ColdFire! ColdFire! ColdFire!”
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:07:24 GMT -5
Segment: A Soul for a Soul...(Credit: BK)
As we come back from the exciting ACW Tag Team Title Match, Kevin Anderson is standing in front of a mini-PPV set in the back, complete with logo of Spring into Hell and a 17x17 inch screen, ready to do his job.
Kevin: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we are being joined by former ACW Champion, and one of the participants in the Escape The House Match, with his wife, the beautiful Kiley Johnson, B-K London !!
The crowd boos as the camera moves back from the somewhat close up of Kevin and reveals first his wife Kiley and BK London sporting new attire for his match up tonight against Latino. BK looks up with pride as he hears his name being faintly chanted in the crowd tonight.
BK: Uh Uh, and you forgot to add another tagline before you announced my name. The person who single handedly beats Latino and puts him out of commission once...and...for all. Did you see Warfare earlier this week? Latino saw first hand how dominant in the ring I can be when I basically ran through my former partner Jake Cheng. And do you know why I decided to go one on one Jake Cheng, do you know why I didn't care that much if Latino was the Special Guest Referee or not?... WELL DO YOU?!
Kevin is startled at the anger BK has expressed. Finally he puts the mic to his mouth.
Kevin: Uh...uh...no sir.
BK: Of course you don't you single minded assclown. The reason I challenged Jake Cheng was that Jake represents in my eyes, a former look at me, the young me, the horrible me, the crowd loving me. Yeah sure he has won a few Lightweight titles but what has he really accomplished? Nothing. What impact has he made? Nada. How many ACW Legends has he conquered? Absolutely none. Just like me almost exactly one year ago. When I looked at Jake I didn't see some loser chinky-eyed bitch, I saw me almost one year ago, and that infuriated me. Infuriated me to the point where I wanted to destroy something that reminded me of the past, something that reminded me of what I call "The Lost Months". And that was Jake, my former friend, and my former Tag Team Partner. I knew that by destroying him, I would no longer feel repented for the lost months, and Latino saw that first hand. But that rests one question with Latino, if I am so brutal enough to destroy something that once represented me in the past, What do you think I am going to do to you Latino?
BK snatches the microphone out of Kevin's hand and pushes him out of the way off screen.
BK: Come closer....CLOSER !!!
The camera immediately closes into the face of BK London.
BK: Victor, you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into this time around. All the mind games, all the come from behind attacks, all the chairshots, all the BULLSHIT is over Victor. In a few hours I will show you the brute force behind all my anger the past few weeks, you see this restraining order...
Kiley hands BK the restraining order, BK the commences ripping it up in small pieces.
BK: GONE, tonight this is more than just an ordinary match, this match will determine whether one of us will be waking up tomorrow from our hotel room bed, or which one of us will be on our way to our deathbed. Victor, before this night is over, I promise..no..I pledge...no...I GUAREN-DAM-TEE, that you will know the most dangerous name in ACW to date is....B-K LONDON !!!
BK tosses the mic up in the air and the crowd continues to boo him while Kevin catches the mic. BK makes his way off the small PPV set and spots Predator walking back with Wolf with his tag team title still in hand.
BK: Predator !!!
Predator and Wolf stop in their tracks. As BK walks up to Predator still in a rage and Wolf steps up to the face of BK and the two stare down. Quickly before anything can erupt Predator gets between them.
Predator: Hey Hey guys, uh...Wolf, I'll see you in the back…I've got some business to take care of.
Wolf: You sure?
Predator: Yeah Yeah, just go.
Wolf continues to grill BK before he leaves and BK now stares at Predator.
BK: You ready for tonight?
Predator: Oh I'm ready...
With only a few words said BK makes his way to the parking lot to head to the scene for his match. Predator cockily smiles and it leaves the crowd pondering, what did BK mean?
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:08:03 GMT -5
Segment: Equilibrium (Credit: Hunter) "Even extreme grief may ultimately vent itself in violence..." - Heart of DarknessThe scene opens in a long grassy field. A westward wind blows and causes the grass to go with it. The morning dew can easily be seen as it is reflected by the shining sun in the sky. A black limo appears in the holy field and takes away most of the light, causing the once cheery area to become darker. The limo continues on the road and stops at a tall black gate. Beyond the black gate is a graveyard, and the sun is unable to penetrate its cloud of darkness. The door to the limo opens and Hunter steps out wearing a black suit with a minor look of worry on his face.Hunter (sighing): I guess this is it... He walks to the front of the limo and stands parallel to the driver's door. He knocks on the top and the window rolls down.Driver: What do you want? Hunter: I'm going in. I won't take that long. Just stay parked out here. Driver: Okay, your money. The driver rolls the window back up and turns on the radio, which is inaudible. Hunter turns his attention back towards the graveyard. He notices that there are dark clouds over the graveyard and not over the field behind him. He raises an eyebrow, then slowly opens the gate with a loud creak. He grabs his ear.Hunter: Ow! Don't they grease these things?! He sighs and walks into the graveyard. He walks straight, looking at the many scattered tombstones around him. He's searching for someone or something, that much is obvious. He keeps walking, then suddenly stops. He walks a little to his left and looks at the tombstone in front of him. He puts his hands into his pockets and sighs. The camera moves towards him and zooms in on the grave.Here Lies Jonathan Cage Loving Husband, Son, and Brother Hunter stares at the tombstone silently. He sniffs and holds back his tears. He slowly opens his mouth and speaks.Hunter: I...I guess what they say is true: your fate...your fate is wrapped in shadow. After all...it...it always ends the same for everyone: death. But it ended too soon...just too damn soon for you. He takes a hand out of his pocket and wipes away a single escaped tear.Hunter: I...I never meant for it too happen...it's just...you know how reckless...how reckless I am. I got carried away. My emotions...my emotions got the best of me. You don't know how sorry...how sorry I truly am. A gust of wind passes by and sends Hunter's hair flying over to his right. The wind stops, then another gust flies by, this time from the left.Hunter: But that experience two weeks ago...that really helped me. It...it cleared my head. My thoughts, my feelings, my... He wipes away another tear and chuckles.Hunter: ...my emotions...they're all balanced. I feel great. But I shouldn't. I'm...I'm sorry I missed your funeral. But I think you understand. He pauses for a long time. What can you say to something that you once loved which now is gone?Hunter: Tonight...tonight's the night. Hardcore Haven. Just saying the name sickens me. Damn...what did I create? It's soulless. But I have to do it. I...I won't give up. I'm dedicating the match to you, brother. I just wish there was some way you could...you could hear me. He hangs his head and looks at his feet. Another gust of wind blows from behind him, and with it comes a voice.??: It's time... Hunter's eyes widen. He looks around frantically.Hunter: Cage? Is that you? ??: You have to go... Hunter: Where? Cage? ??: Your match is coming up...the show is starting...go... Hunter: I...I will. Where are you? The voice gets closer and louder.??: Hunter...hurry the fuck up!!! Hunter raises an eyebrow and turns around. He sees the driver of the limo behind him, waving at him from the gate. He chuckles and looks back at the grave. He stands for a moment, then turns around and walks back. He looks over his shoulder for one final time and smiles.Hunter (whispering): Goodbye... Hunter looks up at the sky. The clouds above the graveyard are slowly moving apart. The sky clears and the sun shines into the graveyard and onto Hunter's face. Hunter shields his face with his hand and walks over to the car. The driver shakes his head and gets in. Hunter stands near the open door, looks at the sky, smiles, and gets into the car.Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on May 28, 2005 14:09:00 GMT -5
Segment: A familiar face in a strange place (Credit: Yoko)
We see El Froggy Mask jogging down a road, when he comes to a small building. The windows are busted and there is no door. The sign above the door says El Taino. Froggy peeks his head inside, but doesn't see anyone.
Froggy: Hello? Anyone?
??: Sorry, I wasn't expecting customers today, funny how there's been a few.
Froggy sees a bald man pop up from behind the counter with a shotgun in one hand.
Bartender: Don't be alarmed, this is just protection...You know, against It. Or bandits trying to get quick money. Been sleeping here since it happened. What brings you to these parts?...And what's with the get-up?
Froggy: Wrestling. Perhaps use phone?
Bartender: Right through that door over there.
Froggy nods and heads through the door and immediately bumps into a large burly man.
Froggy: GHOST OF JOHN BELUSHI AHHHH!
Man: DANG FROGACABRA!
They pull their arms back to hit each other, and then recognize each other.
Froggy: ...Mr. Beau Jangles?
Beau: That's Beau James. What the blazes are you doing out here? Are you here for Spring Into Hell too?
Froggy: Yes. Got memo it is in Puerto Rico, I come to Puerto Rico. Cannot find arena, calling Ginger.
Beau: I just got off the phone with him, he's angry as a raccoon. Spring Into Hell was in the ACW Arena, not here. We must not have gotten the second memo that the trip was cancelled. So you wanna get drunk? I must say I already am.
Beau goes back to the main room.
Beau: 'Nother beer.
The bartender tosses it to him and he chugs it down.
Beau: Want one?
Froggy: No, cannot pay.
Beau: Well me neither. He's giving them to me free for helping him out.
Bartender: That's right. A couple of guys were trying to steal the cash register and took my gun, and Beau here just happened to stop by right then, and put the hurt on them nice and proper. Probably saved my life.
Beau: Real shame what happened to this place just cause of some creature attack.
Froggy: Beau, we hunt chupacabra. Restore honor and business of El Taino.
Beau: I like the way you think frog man. Case of beer for the road!
The bartender tosses Beau a case of beer.
Bartender: I appreciate what you're doing Beau, but don't do anything stupid. You can't catch a chupacabra. Get on the road, and stay on the road all the way to town. This is dangerous desert out here for the most part.
Beau holds one of the beers in the air.
Beau: You are a good man! Come on now, Froggy!
They rush out of the door together. Beau turns back and heads around the building.
Froggy: Where are you going?
Beau: No chupabacacabra...Whatever, gonna be on the road, Froggy. Too obvious. We're hunting it out there.
Froggy: But he said stay on roads.
Beau has already rushed into the desert behind the bar, and El Froggy Mask follows him reluctantly.
End Segment.
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