|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:24:04 GMT -5
Segment: A breakdown in relations (Credit: Yoko)
Yoko Satoshi arrives at the ACW arena by herself, in an angry mood. She storms straight to the Demon Pit. As she throws open the door, she startles Rose, who is slumped on the throne, lost in her own meandering thoughts.
Rose: Yoko?
Yoko ignores her and marches directly into her own chamber. Rose bursts through moments later.
Rose: Hey, don't ignore me.
Yoko: Why not?
Rose: I wanted to know what was up with you attacking me on Monday.
Yoko: Maybe it had something to do with Meltdown. You remember, don't you? After the show had ended, I overheard you talking to Ridley's sarcophagus. Talking about not trusting me. Then we started yelling.
Rose: I remember, and I know we were tense. But I didn't think you would HIT me.
Yoko: And I didn't think YOU would hit ME. Have I ever done anything to make myself untrustworthy to you?
Rose: No, but you want the title.
Yoko: I told you, I won't take it from you! I'm on YOUR side.
Rose: So...You're going to throw the match for me?
Yoko: I won't pin you, and I won't let anyone else win the match. But if I get the chance to pin BK London, I'm going to do it.
Rose’s eyes flare triumphantly, as if Yoko has confessed the greatest of sins…..
Rose: So you DO plan to take it!
Yoko: Ridley would want us to compete the best we can! He wouldn't care who won, as long as it was one of us!
Rose glances out of the room towards the sarcophagus.
Rose: Maybe if you hadn't beaten him and made him do...that, he'd be around and we wouldn't be having this discussion!
Yoko stares at her, in slight shock.
Yoko: You know my win had nothing to do with that, how dare you!
Rose looks back towards Yoko, seeing she should not have accused her. But in her current state of mind, she’s not thinking rationally.
Rose: Maybe...But Ridley isn't around. I'm in charge now, and I'm saying that you don't have the right to take the title out from under my nose, I'm like a mother to you!
Yoko: A mother would want her daughter to succeed! I told you, I'm only ending the match if I can defeat BK London. The only other victor is going to be you. The others aren't even a concern to me. My loyalty is with you.
Rose: It had better be.
Yoko: If you don't trust me, then get the hell out of my room!
Rose: Fine. I'll leave you alone. But if you-
Yoko (losing it): GET OUT!
Yoko shoves Rose out of the room and slams the door in her face.
End Segment.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:25:30 GMT -5
Segment: An unusual “blessing”: Part 1 (Credit: Bob)
The scene opens up in Kross’ locker room, where the cleric is poring over some complicated – looking, yellowish pages of a book. Abruptly, the door bursts open and Bob rushes in. Kross stops what he’s doing and turns to address his visitor.
Kross: Bob, how are you doing today?
Bob: Kross I don’t have much time! I need you to bless something for me.
Kross: Very well, that shouldn’t be a problem - let me just go and get my holy water.
Kross goes to get his holy water from the back and when he returns Bob is holding his pants. Kross looks rather surprised, to say the least.
Kross: What are you doing?
Bob: I figure if you bless my pants I can have a better chance of winning my match and getting both titles. It should make me faster or something right?
Kross: You do realize God’s blessings don't really.... work that way. Right?
Bob: Well what good do God's blessings do? Do they make my pants glow with a righteous aura?
Kross: ....um.... no. God's blessings aren't really "made" for pants. They're supposed to be used for those in need of guidance and help.
Bob: Well I need help in winning both titles today. Does that count?
Kross: If I say yes, and bless your... pants... do you promise not to ask for this again?
Bob: Does the blessing wear off?
Kross: Um... no. It'll be there forever. Forever and a day.
Bob: When forever and a day are over, then I'll come back!
Kross: Wonderful...
Kross racks his brain for an appropriate blessing for a rather loud pair of pants.
Bob: So do I need to do any special dance or anything?
Kross is about to say “No”, but even the most holy of men are vulnerable to temptation…..
Kross: Y-yeah... Go dance outside, without you pants, and I'll um... bless them from in here. I need solitude to perform the proper ritual.
Bob: No problem!
Bob then walks out of Kross's locker room and starts to pop and lock right out front. Kross watches for a moment, then closes his door over.
Kross: God have mercy have on me…..
Kross sighs heavily before pouring a few drops of holy water on the pants and mumbling out a few words in Latin.
Kross: Utinam barbari spatium propium tuum numquam invadant-
Bob: Kross! Are you done yet? It's starting to get cold out here!
Kross: No not yet! Just keep dancing for about... thirty or so more minutes then it'll be done!
Bob: Ok man! I hope you're done by the time my match starts…..
Kross: Yeah yeah... just don't stop dancing or it won't work!
Bob does a pantless head spin while JonnyG is on his way to Gooey's locker room to discuss plans for their upcoming tag match. He sees Bob break dancing in front of Kross' locker room. JonnyG just stands there dumbfounded.
JonnyG: Bob, I’m almost afraid to ask what you are doing.
Bob: I’m just dancing while Kross blesses my pants. You thought I was tough to beat before, wait until now!
JonnyG: Only in ACW would you see someone dancing in while having their pants blessed.....
Jonny then continues down the hall shaking his head and chuckling.
Fade Out.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:27:10 GMT -5
Match 3: Hunter & Cage vs. G-Unit – ACW Tag Team Title Match - 2/3 Falls (Table, Cage, Ladder) (Credit: Latino / Hunter)
The fans have been amazed by the action so far tonight, and they just continue to make even more sound as they see large stacks of tables being positioned near the ring. Philip steps around them and enters to announce the arrival of the competitors.
Phillip: Coming to the ring the challengers…GooeyGarth and JonnyG….G-Unit!!
”Paradise City” (Gooey’s theme) plays, and Jonny and Gooey walk out together to an enormous pop. The fans know that the task ahead is a daunting one, but they cheer as loudly as they can, and Gooey and Jonny smile and wave in response. They reach the ring, and confer briefly as they wait for the champions to arrive.
Phillip: And their opponents, the defending ACW Tag Team Champions….Hunter and Cage!!!
"Thunderstruck" plays and Hunter and Cage come out. Fire explodes all around them and when it disperses both men are holding their hands up high. They walk down the ramp and fireworks fly up with every step each man takes. The champions get inside the ring staring down their opponents as they take off their title belts.
Phillip: The first fall will be determined in a Tag Team Elimination Table Match. In order for one team to win one fall both members on the opposite team must both be eliminated.
The Bell Rings.
Gooey and Hunter start the match as their respective tag partners stay on their side of the ring. The fans in attendance are cheering loudly for G-Unit as Jonny on the outside is cheering on the fans even more. Hunter is obviously getting irritated and he runs in quick with a dropkick to the knee of Gooey. Hunter runs past Gooey who is now on one knee. As he comes back he grabs Gooey’s head and brings his face down into the mat with a bulldog. Suddenly, a table is slid inside the ring by Cage. Hunter picks it up and lays it against the turnbuckle standing it up. He grabs Gooey and Irish Whips him towards the table and follows him not too far behind with a spear to the back. Gooey stops just before he hits the tables holding onto the ropes but this doesn’t stop Hunter who charges right into the back causing a loud groan from Gooey’s mouth. He tries his best not to be pushed any more from where he stands. Hunter repeatedly slams into the back of Gooey with shoulder block after shoulder block. Hunter then picks up Gooey with a little bit of a struggle due to the slight height difference and then drops backward with a back drop. Cage is cheering on his partner but the fans are still behind the team of G-Unit as they keep cheering Gooey’s name louder and louder. Hunter is the first to feel Gooey’s wrath as he walks over to him. He reaches down and is welcomed with a strike to the face. This causes a small eruption of cheers from the crowd as they see one strike after another, as Gooey gets into his stride and gets on to his knees, finally knocking Hunter down. Gooey grabs Hunter by the legs and then lifts him up on his shoulders slowly standing up. Hunter tries to escape as he climbs down the back of Gooey but his opponent has a strong hold. He quickly puts Hunter in position for the Emerald Fusion and slams him down perfectly in the middle of the ring.
The fans pull out a massive pop as Gooey stands back up full of adrenaline rushing through his veins. He tags in Jonny who jumps over the top ropes and calls for another table! The fans are now on their feet as Gooey brings in a second table and stands it up right near Hunter. Jonny and Gooey stand Hunter up and Irish whip him towards the ropes; Cage gives him a blind tag but Hunter keeps going towards his opponents. G-unit brings him up very high and back down for a flapjack sending him straight into the table. The fans cheer loudly now as ever and G-Unit now are giving themselves an early celebration. The referee is trying to tell them the truth of what happened but Cage, the actual legal man, comes out of nowhere with a big boot sending Gooey to the outside. He then grabs Jonny around the stomach spinning him around in the Sphere of Death and throws him towards the table still standing against the turnbuckles. The table doesn’t break and Cage sees this. He runs in and spears JonnyG completely through the table, triggering the first elimination.
Phillip: JonnyG has been eliminated!
Cage stands back up almost with a loud roar as the fans boo loudly. Outside of the ring, Hunter is now setting up another table. He calls over to Cage who rolls out of the ring. Cage stands up Gooey and Irish whips him towards the ring post but it’s reversed very early on and Cage comes crashing into the harsh steel post. Hunter tries to give Gooey a big boot but he ducks resulting in Cage getting kicked in the back of the head. As he turns around obviously frustrated he is struck in the face by Gooey. Another and another strike is thrown as Hunter now is getting in a daze. He ducks a final strike and tries for a DDT to the outside mats but Gooey doesn’t allow it. He gives Hunter a back body drop flipping him over the barrier onto the unforgiving concrete. The fans nearby pour a couple of drinks over Hunter who is too unconscious to really know what has happened. Gooey poses for the crowd, playing to them and resulting in a great pop from the crowd. Cage runs in with a clothesline but Garth ducks and knees him in the gut. He gives Cage a DDT on the mat and then picks him up, quickly laying him on the still standing table. Gooey looks around and then stares at the top turnbuckle and then back at Cage laying on the table. He grins to himself and makes his way inside the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. He stands for a minute and gives off the traditional Snuka Pose and then jumps off connecting perfectly the Snuka Splash putting Cage through the table.
Phillip: Cage has been eliminated!
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:28:18 GMT -5
Everyone in the arena is going nuts now as they can’t believe what they just saw. Hunter is now finally getting up as it just leaves himself and Gooey in the first fall match up. He grabs Gooey and throws him back inside the ring. Exhausted he picks up another table and just barely can get it back inside. He rolls back inside the ring and at first cannot even move. Neither man can get up as the fans all over the arena keep cheering on for G-Unit. Cage and Jonny are outside just barely even moving themselves. Hunter now starts to get up as he sets up the table slowly. Once he is finished Gooey is just starting to move himself as the fans keep cheering his name. Hunter lifts him up and puts him position for Hunter’s Revenge. Gooey breaks out of the hold and falls to his feet behind Hunter. Hunter turns around surprised by the events but Gooey picks him for the Cheese Dip, Death Valley Driver. He holds Hunter up on his shoulders looking around at the fans and then finally puts Hunter through the table grabbing the first fall.
Phillip: Hunter has now been eliminated! The first fall has been awarded to G-Unit! We now move to the second fall, to be contested in a steel cage; the first team member to be pinned or tap out due to a submission will lose this fall awarding it to the opposing tag team.
Immediately, the steel cage from above starts lowering down. Gooey falls down exhausted next to Hunter. Neither man is really showing any sign of movement. Cage and Jonny see the steel cage being lowered and rush inside the ring just barely missing being pinned between the ring and the cage.
Bell Rings.
JonnyG kneels on one knee checking on Gooey but Cage stands tall looking down at his opponent. He grabs Jonny and tries to throw him against the ropes. Jonny counters it with a knee to the gut. He punches Cage across the face twice and then gives him a clothesline knocking down on the mat. He climbs the turnbuckles until he gets to the top. He dives off with an elbow drop landing it perfectly. Jonny goes for the pin but it is quickly broken up by Hunter who came out of nowhere. He gives Jonny a punch in the face and then knees him in the face. Hunter picks up Jonny holding him on his shoulders. He runs towards the turnbuckle but battle rams Jonny’s face straight into the steel cage wall. Cage picks up Jonny and puts him position for the Rage. He looks around as the fans boo loudly and then once at Gooey who is now starting to become aware of his surroundings once more. Jonny is put through the Rage and Cage quickly goes for the pin. The ref makes his count One…Two…- kickout before the ref even goes for three! The fans pop loudly and make a “Twoooooooooooooo” cheer. Hunter picks up Gooey and Irish whips him towards the ropes. As Gooey returns he almost is hit with a big boot but ducks and grabs Hunter from behind giving him an inverted DDT. Gooey stands up and then gives Cage a spinebuster bringing him down to the mat. Suddenly Jonny comes flying from the top turnbuckle with a big legdrop. Both tag team partners stand up an opponent, Cage for Jonny and Hunter for Gooey, and they set up their respective opponents up in a powerbomb position. Gooey throws Hunter into the steel cage walls and Jonny does the same to Cage.
The fans all around them are cheering loudly now as Gooey and Jonny look at each other as if they know what to do next. Gooey climbs the turnbuckle as Jonny puts Hunter in position in the Jonormous Slam. Garth at first stops just the top turnbuckle but then continues as he climbs up to the top of the cage. He does the Snuka pose twice in one night. Jonny looks up and then slams down Hunter with the Jonormous Slam. He calls up to Gooey telling him to go for it. Gooey looks to the fans as they pop loud and dives off with the Snuka Splash again onto Hunter. Cage runs past Jonny and comes back towards him with a big spear knocking him across the ring. Gooey stands up and turns Cage around but he is welcomed to a punch across the face. Cage grabs Gooey and gives him the Twist of Fate. He then climbs the turnbuckle and looks around at the fans who are booing him and throwing random trash at the cage. Cage jumps off with the Swanton Bomb, but Gooey rolls aside…only to be nailed immediately by Hunter with Hunter’s revenge. Hunter covers, and the ref quickly goes for the cover for the second time tonight One…Two…Three!
Phillip: The second fall is awarded to the tag team of Hunter and Cage!
The four men all look at each other, knowing full well that the only thing that stands between them and the Tag Team Titles is fifteen feet. The steel cage lifts up and away, and the titles are lowered into position above the ring; on the outside the crew has been busy producing the ladders and other items needed for the last fall. They slide all manner of weapons into the ring, including trash cans, brass knuckles, tables, sledgehammers, and of course, ladders. They all stand in the ring and almost simultaneously look at the Tag Team Titles hanging above.
Bell rings.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:29:12 GMT -5
The four men charge at each other. They all start exchanging punches, but not so rapidly as before because of their exhaustion. Cage hammers away at Jonny and quickly delivers one of his vicious clotheslines, taking him down to the ground. He exits the ring and comes back with brass knuckles in hand. He starts punching Jonny many times until Gooey quickly dropkicks him from behind over the top rope. Hunter sneaks up behind Gooey and delivers a neck breaker. He stomps away at him, and when Jonny tries to sneak up on him, Hunter kicks him in the gut and throws him over the top rope to where Cage awaits him. Cage hits Jonny his a sledgehammer to the stomach, then starts choking Jonny with it while smiling maniacally. Meanwhile, Hunter and Gooey are chain wrestling and seem to be able to evenly match each other's strength. But then, Hunter low blows Gooey. He laughs while the crown boos. Chants of "G-Unit" begin to fill the arena. Hunter looks around frustrated. He kicks Gooey a few more times and then proceeds to hit him with a trash can lid thrown to him by Cage, who has now made his way into the ring with Jonny right behind him. Hunter swings with the lid, but Gooey ducks and Hunter accidentally hits Cage. Cage falls down while Jonny and Gooey double dropkick a surprised Hunter. Jonny and Gooey stand tall while the Tag Champs lay low. This could be a turning point in the match.
Jonny and Gooey exit the ring and bring two tables with them. They set both of them up. During this, they fail to see that Cage has rolled out of the ring and grabbed something from under the ring. He slides back in and waits for the opportunity to attack the two challengers. Meanwhile, Jonny has picked up Hunter over a table with Gooey on the other side, both of them preparing for a double powerbomb. Jonny gets Hunter into the powerbomb position, but Hunter quickly reverses and hurricanranas Jonny through the table. Cage sneaks up behind Gooey and gives him the Sphere of Death. Hunter has meanwhile thrown Jonny over the top rope. The two brothers look at Gooey and then at the table. Hunter looks at Cage and grins. Cage shows Hunter what he has in his hand. Hunter's grin turns into a smile and he gets a psychotic look in his eyes. Cage gives Hunter the object he had in his hand, then proceeds to put Gooey on his shoulders. Hunter walks over to the table and shows everyone the object so heavily concealed by the two: matches. Hunter lights a match and sets the table on fire in a moment. Hunter looks at the fire with its dark reflection shown in his eyes. Cage sets up Gooey and the Tag Team Champions give Gooey the Nightmare through the burning table!
Jonny quickly runs in with a ladder knocks Hunter over the top rope, then quickly drops the ladder and hits Cage with the Jonormous Slam out of nowhere. Jonny looks at Gooey, and after seeing the minor burns on him and matches and broken table he figures out what happened. He quickly sets up the ladder, hoping to claim the titles. Before he gets to the top, Hunter runs in with another ladder and hits Jonny's ladder, then watches Jonny fly over the top rope. He sets up both ladders; one under the belts, the other off to the side. Gooey then slowly gets up and hits Hunter in the back of the head with one of the pieces of the table. He slowly starts climbing the ladder, but fails to see Cage get up behind him. Cage looks around and sees the other ladder. He quickly climbs up it, the stands at the top. He slowly waits for Gooey to get to the top, then leaps off and dropkicks Gooey off of the ladder! He slowly gets to his feet and sees that both ladders are still up. Hunter gets up and looks around, then shout something at Cage. Cage looks a little frustrated, but then he leaps over the top rope onto Jonny, who has now briefly recovered after being thrown off of a ladder. Hunter climbs up the other ladder and is free to yank down the titles.
Philip: The winners of the final fall...and still ACW Tag Team Champions: Hunter and Cage!
Hunter jumps down with the titles and gets out of the ring. Cage follows him and he gets his title handed to him by Hunter. They walk up the ramp with Cage clutching his head and Hunter smiling and laughing, shouting back things at Jonny and Gooey, who are now both up and looking exhausted from their failed attempt to win tag team gold. The match was long and hard fought, but it looks as if the challengers will have to try again sometime; for now though, the fans cheer them without reserve, and the huge waves of appreciation breaking around the battered pair makes them feel just a little less down. In the morning, the Internet chat boards will be covered with demands for G – Unit to pushed further, but for now Jonny and Gooey head to the back to take a well – earned rest.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:31:15 GMT -5
Segment: A terrible mistake (Credit: Rose)
The scene opens from inside the Demon’s Pit and the room is calm and in its own warped way serene. The silence is so loud in the room that it is unbearable. The opulently arcane throne of Ridley is still empty and the room is filled with a passionless darkness. After a few moments, Yoko storms from her chamber with tears betraying her feelings flowing from her eyes; still deeply troubled by Rose’s treatment of her, she just has to get out for a few minutes. A few seconds later Alexandra "The White Rose" Kaesar re-enters the Demon’s Pit, her vibrant eyes hollowed by sadness and she appears to be totally unprepared for the insurmountable task befalling her tonight. Rose is apparently unaware that Yoko has exited the room, as she stands outside the entrance to Yoko’s chamber. It is on this cold night in the middle of a unrelenting winter that Pain Incorporated falls apart.
Rose: Yoko?………..
Nothing comes from the room, only silence.
Rose: Yoko?………………..
Rose receives the same reply as before. Rose frowns ever so slightly and sighs just a bit.
Rose: Have it your way Yoko Satoshi, I guess I deserve your silence.
Rose walks a few short feet over to Ridley’s throne, but does not sit in it. She stares deeply into the empty throne in as if she is trying to ask her mentor and lover for what she should do next, but she is met with silence. Rose ponders deeply within her own soul for what she should do, then she walks back over to Yoko’s chamber door, and finally she kneels in front of the door with her ear on its surface listening for movement or even a voice.
Rose: Yoko, you are my child in all ways but blood. Every thing I have learned, I try to teach to you. I have also learned a lot from you as well. I do not doubt your loyalty to me, but I also realize that you are young and in my youth, I was over zealous, even when I did not want to be. I know the feelings that lurk within you.
Rose pauses briefly and when she speaks again her voice is filled with anger.
Rose: You want to snap his conniving little neck and you would not hesitate to do it for the crimes he has committed against you. In this match you will have that chance and you may choose to take it, but you must remember that you have all the time in the world to take your revenge. Even if you beat him in this match tonight and make all your dreams come true, it would still prove nothing. It would be remembered as an exceptional fluke and one of the great upsets of all time. Even if you pinned BK London, they would all say that it was only because he had 4 other people, besides you to contend with. Your victory over him almost a month ago still proves nothing. Simply because he underestimated you and because his simple little mind was elsewhere.
Rose clams down and smile a bit, her point clearly made.
Rose: If you want to prove something Yoko, tonight is not the night. You must prove to BK London that he is not suited to anything more that being your servant and spending his days shining the boots of his better. You must make that little brain of his realize that he is simply out of his league. You can only do this by beating him on his own terms.
Rose begins to speak softly.
Rose: Yoko, I have been inconsiderate of you as of late and for that I apologize. It is I who have been untrusting and it is I who have been disloyal. All I ask is that tonight for you to stand by me and I promise you that you will have your vengeance. I promise you that y…………
Rose’s eyes suddenly widen in surprise as she hears one betraying footstep behind her…
??: This is truly pathetic.
The lights in the room go out and Rose is caught in complete surprise. Rose turns in a split second, but she is met by a vicious blow to the head. Her attacker is but a blur of pure speed and terror. Rose rebounds to her feet but she is met by yet another blow to the head. The lights come back on and Rose is being held still by Bladeshadow, who grasps her by her snowy hair. He holds in his hand a Kendo stick that has been used with so much force over Rose’s head that it is broken in half. Crimson plasma flows down Rose’s face and her hair slowly turns to a sickeningly red shade. Rose smiles a bit, as a river of blood flows across her lips, she believes that she still holds all the cards.
Rose: Bladeshadow, you pathetic golem, what do you really plan to do? Yoko is right behind this door and you can barely take me by surprise, much less the both of us. Yoko, come help me show this Golem how pathetic he truly is.
Bladeshadow stares intently at the door and smiles as no - one comes through. Rose’s face is suddenly changed and suddenly she is stricken with fear.
Bladeshadow: I am not supposed to kill you…….
Bladeshadow then proceeds to pick Rose up and throw her with all his power into the wall of the Demon’s Pit and she bounces off with a sickening thud. Rose tries to get to her feet, but she is met with a quick running kick to her stomach that knocks the air out of her. As she lies on the ground, Bladeshadow kneels in front of her and smiles a soulless smile that is not his own. He whispers in a low almost silent voice.
Bladeshadow: ……But death may visit you soon enough.
Bladeshadow gets up from his kneeling position and exits the room as mysteriously as he came. Rose struggles to her feet coughing loudly, as she gasps for air and as blood flows down her face. As she gets to one foot she falls back down to her knee and coughs some more. She looks up for a second and her eyes burn with pure anger and are filled with bright hate.
Rose: You have betrayed me, Yoko Satoshi.
Rose throws open the door to the Demon Pit, and storms out.
End Scene.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:32:19 GMT -5
Segment: An unusual “blessing”: Part 2 (Credit: Bob)
Elsewhere in the hallways, Bob is dancing without his pants in front of Kross's Locker room as Hunter and Cage walk by.
Hunter: What are you doing?
Bob: Well Kross is going to bless my pants so I have a better chance of winning both titles in the match I'm in! I have to keep dancing while he blesses them or it won't work.
Hunter: Holy crap! A freakin' tapeworm has more brain cells than you do!
Bob: You’re just jealous that Kross won’t bless your pants!
Hunter and Cage turn to leave.
Cage (under his breath): Must be cold in here.
Hunter laughs and he and Cage walk away. Bob ignores them and carries on dancing; from the other direction, more footsteps can be heard, along with voices…
Male Voice: I’m telling you, he’s out in the corridor and he’s not wearing any pants!
Female Voice: Jonny, I think you took one too many hard knocks in your match just now. ACW may be home to some strange events, but there’s no way……
The owners of the voices round the corner; Bob grins and does a headspin, as the pair watch. Alicia’s jaw drops for a second before she composes herself.
AK:………That is honestly the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in ACW, and that includes the Karaoke video from Blade’s bachelor party.
Jonny: See? I was right! You owe me ten!
AK sighs and shakes her head.
AK: Fine, 10 dollars it is.
Jonny: Sod that. I want Sterling!
AK huffs, digs around in an inner pocket and pulls out a worn 10 pound note. Jonny grins and walks off whistling “Money, money, money”; AK stares at Bob, who’s now dancing on his feet once again.
AK: One of these days Bob, one of these days…….
She turns around and heads off back to her and Latino’s locker room, and the scene fades out.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:34:31 GMT -5
Segment - Faux Interview (Credit: BK London)
The opening shot is of BK sitting in a chair in what looks like a nicely decorated room. He has a mic in his hand, and is not looking into the camera but to the right of it.
BK: Rose, thanks for joining me today in this interview.
Rose: This little private look into my life will be the last that I shall allow.
The fans immediately see what London is doing; Rose’s response is clearly an edited slice of film from one of her earlier segments on a previous show. The camera cuts back to BK.
BK: Rose, What do you think of Yoko being in this match knowing that you two are friends? Are you worried you might lose your belt to Yoko?
Rose: I am not worried at all, in fact I am rather bored and disappointed in the fact that I am forced to face such an insignificant and undeserving wrestler.
BK: Woah Rose, don't you think that is a little stiff? I mean come on, she looks up to you.
Rose: No, this match is far more important than that.
BK: Well now I know where your "friends" stand. Now Rose, you have to defend your championship against five other superstars, Surion, Yoko, BS, RDK, and me. Now why must did you agree to this barbaric type of match up?
Rose: I know you won’t understand this now, but believe me, I am only doing it because I care about you so much.
There are a few sniggers from the crowd.
BK: You care about me? You made the last month and a half of my life a living hell and I’m supposed to "believe" you care about me. That’s bull.
Rose: When I hate, I do so with a fire that is not equaled by most and when I love, I am equaled by no one.
BK: So, What now? You’re coming onto me? I’m a married man. Let’s move on shall we?
Rose: I……I……
BK: Yea Yea Yea.......Sicko. What do you think of the other contenders in this match, They all want the title off of you?
”Rose” turns again, about to return to her pondering.
BK: Hey Hey, just answer the question.
Rose: I'm sorry as well. I didn't react as well as I could have to these things.
BK: Damn right!! Do you have the attention span of a rodent?
Rose: Of course I know that.
BK: Rose, How does it feel to be the one against the odds? How does it feel to be the one who would lose without being pinned? How does it feel to realize that tomorrow you could wake up without the belt?
Rose: It's ok. I’m………handling it.
BK: A strong woman you are Rose, too bad you will lose that title tonight to me. Now final question, who do you think will be the two deciding factors in the ACW Championship match?
Rose: I do not believe in fate, but if there were ever two beings that were meant for each other, it was us.
BK: I agree, the two of us were meant to fight each other. It’s just this time, I am gonna beat your bitch ass all over Madison Square Garden. This is BK London signing off.
The fans laugh and applaud the “interview” as the scene fades out.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:36:04 GMT -5
Segment: An unusual “blessing”: Part 3 (Credit: Bob)
Bob is still dancing in front of Kross’s Locker when Druids One, Two and Three walk up.
Druid 1: Dear God, what the hell's he doing?
Druid 3: It looks like some kind of ritualistic sacrifice dance.
Druid 1: We must try this. To the Demon Pit!
Druid 2: Indeed.
As the Druids walks towards the Demon Pit, Yoko walks in from the other direction. She stops to watch Bob as he dances.
Yoko: Bob, may I ask what are you doing?
Bob: Ok, you know how Kross is a priest right?
Yoko: Yes.
Bob: And as a priest he blesses stuff right?
Yoko: Right.
Bob: Well Kross is blessing my pants so I can move real fast! It’s kind of like in Dungeons and Dragons!
Yoko just giggles and walks off; she does look back at Bob and bites her lower lip, but shakes her head and continues on her way. Bob continues to do his dancing.
Bob: Kross! How much longer?
In his locker room, Kross puts down his Evangelion manga and checks his watch.
Kross: I’m making the blessing REALLLY powerful! You’ll be a double champ in no time!
Bob: Awesome!
The sound of that makes Bob dance even harder. Kross can’t help grinning.
Kross: Heh, 20 more minutes and then I’ll let him stop……
Fade out.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:38:10 GMT -5
Segment: A surprise Challenge (Credit: Torak / ??)
A buoyant atmosphere lingers in the arena as the show is rolling on. The massive crowd, packing the arena to its maximum capacity, shout joyously as the camera pans across them, celebrating as they are projected on to the big screen. Many hold up signs, with messages worshipping their favourite superstar, or making derogatory remarks toward those that they disfavour.
Suddenly the lights dim and the crowd become silent in anticipation. Then from the speakers, mechanical jolts blurt out triggering a mass amount of jeering and setting a negative energy throughout the building. A short guitar rift is followed by a drum strike which is perfectly synchronized with a huge pyrotechnic explosion on the centre of the walkway. Out from through the curtain the familiar figures of Torak and Cordelia appear and make their way to the ring. This unscheduled appearance of there is becoming a regular occurrence in an ACW arena, reinforcing the opinion that Cordelia and Torak have no respect for authority. Torak struts powerfully, with his massive physique and obtrusive strength clearly evident in just the way he walks.
Cordelia adopts a more delicate walk, stopping halfway and placing her hand on her hips before looking scornfully at the surrounding environment. She continues to the ring and upon reaching her destination, turns left and slowly ascends the steps. Torak prefers to take the direct route and reaches up from the floor to grab the top rope. He hauls himself up before stepping into the ring by lifting his long brawny legs over the top rope.
Cordelia diversely stoops low underneath the middle rope and enters the ring. She passes her fiancé with a smile and affectionately rubs his chest. Torak turns and heads toward the lower side of the ring and holds his arm toward the timekeeper, demanding a microphone without needing to say a word. The timekeeper hurriedly hops up and delivers the requested object like a desperate lackey and as Torak snatches it from his hand he cringes. He makes his way back to his seat and breathes a sigh of relief. Torak turns to his fiancée and hands her the mic.
Cordelia shoots him a smile before focusing on the crowd. She holds the microphone to her pink pouting lips but before she can utter a word the crowd engage in a un-complimentary chant. It goes a little like… “You’re a slut! You’re slut!”<br> This obviously irritates Cordelia, but the effect it has on Torak is much worse. He shakes the ropes in anger and bashes his fist on the turnbuckle in anger. He also threatens to attack on fan as he begins to exit the ring but Cordelia just manages to stop him. She leads him back to the ring and tells him to ignore the ignorant. She kisses his hand and this seems to calm him, almost sedate him. He immediately relaxes and takes his place next to his fiancée. She lifts the microphone to her mouth once more and this time is given a chance by the crowd to speak. Why? Sympathy? Or do the fans just want to get it over with now so that they can enjoy the rest of the show?
Cordelia: You people just exemplified the manner in which Torak and I have been treated since arriving here in the ACW. Since our arrival we have been ostracized by all of the workers here. We all know it’s down to jealousy, they all know that they could never achieve here in the ACW what Torak has managed in his short time. Nobody on this roster has had such an impact that six of the biggest stars have had to be saved by their chairman after being decimated in just a few minutes. It’s funny, that the very man responsible for our mistreatment is the same man who practically begged Torak to have mercy on his precious roster and succumbed to our demands. It’s almost as if he’s tried to redeem himself by attempting to put Torak down. First of all it was the match with RDK in which Torak was wrongly disqualified.
Cordelia is stopped before she can continue as the crowd cheer and begin an “RDK! RDK!” chant, optimistic about his chances to become the World Champion tonight. Cordelia continues, talking above the noise.
Cordelia: Then Torak was pushed into a match that was cleverly disguised as a Triple Threat match when in reality it was nothing more than a glorified handicap match, which if prepared, Torak could have…no…would have walked out the victor…instead it was that sorry excuse for a wrestler, BK London.
Once again Cordelia is stopped. The chant this time is for BK London, also scheduled for the World Title match tonight. One might wonder that this promo is a clever ploy to hype the main event even more than it already is. The chants eventually die down allowing Cordelia to continue. She gathers her thoughts and continues.
Cordelia: Then just one week later, Torak was forced into a handicap match against an established team. But that backfired as Torak proved that when prepared, he can walk out the victor against any odds.
Cordelia shifts her weight and collects her thoughts. She glances at Torak with a grin and he nods his head in approval of what she has said so far.
Cordelia: Then, we have tonight. Tonight here at Winter Discontent, live in…wherever the hell we are…<br> A cheap heat draw pays off and Cordelia is bombarded with jeers. She laps it up though and uses it as motivation. Torak is getting slightly aggravated now though and it can only be so long before he snaps once more. After a much longer moment the noise settles down and Cordelia can pick up where she left off.
Cordelia: Tonight, on a card filled with no-hopers, the chairman himself conveniently managed to exclude Torak from all events. There is no justice in that. I mean, look who we’ve got. We had two bimboes fighting with a turkey for a worthless prize. Then Predator against three newcomers, hoping to make a name for themselves, a name like Torak has made for himself. This match was followed by a match that contains a team that was demolished single handedly by Torak. As if that wasn’t bad enough, it was scheduled for at least two falls…a wasted opportunity for Torak to get himself onto the card. Then, two worthless titles defended, once again over two falls! A second string title and then the so called “big one”. The match that apparently will be the match of all matches. There we will have six of the biggest, six of the best in a World Title bout in TWO RINGS! Now this really irritates me. First of all you have the four individuals who were decimated by Torak just a few weeks ago. Surion was knocked off his feet without effort. Torak then proceeded to drive Yoko into the canvas without breaking a sweat. BK London and RDK were both next to suffer as Torak took them both down, then took them both out. Well, if that wasn’t enough to insult us, then let’s focus on the fact that there will be two rings! One of which could have easily been used to accommodate Torak and whatever hapless victim happened to step up to the plate.
Cordelia stops of her own accord, purely to draw some heat and allow the crowd to get agitated by this longwinded speech.
Cordelia: So we have come to the conclusion that the absence of Torak from this card can only be deliberate. Maybe it’s because the chairman is bitter about the fact that Torak and I manipulated him, forced him to act on our conduct here in this ring. Maybe he’s after some sort of revenge, hurting Torak in the only way possible, keeping him from hurting people. Or maybe it’s because Torak is different. It’s no secret that Torak outweighs the majority of the ACW roster by nearly two hundred pounds. Perhaps the chairman fears for the well being of his small stars, dreading the consequences that accompany a bout with Torak. Maybe he just knows that there isn’t a single individual on this roster with the size, power and ability to rival Torak. Hell, if there was, I’d invite him out here right now and prove this…but the mere fact that Torak was not mentioned in the build up to this event proves that there is no-one of that description currently in ACW…<br>
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:51:07 GMT -5
Suddenly, the arena lights go out and the arena itself goes completely pitch black. The screen flickers and a mouth is seen, but the mouth is smiling. As the mouth starts to speak, a strangely ominous voice emanates from the loudspeakers.
Mouth: Cordelia, Cordelia, Cordelia... you don't know me, personally anyway, but for a long time I've been watching you and your man-slave over there prance around ACW like you’re the best thing since Sean Connery. You say there’s no one in ACW that can match your man's strength, size, and sheer power, no one that can stand up to the beast that is Torak... well, that was true until about 4 minutes ago, when I was in Ginger's office getting re-signed to the ACW roster after a long absence.
By this time, the crowd is in a buzz about who this mystery man is, and some people start calling out names, most prominently Pdogg and, strangely enough, Orochi.
Mouth: Oh, COME ON. Pdogg? Orochi? You can do better than THAT... I mean, has Orochi ever in his life spoken in sentences consisting of more than three syllables? I mean, come on...
Finally Cordelia has had enough, and decides that this mystery mouth's rude interruption must come to an end.
Cordelia: Listen, I don’t know or care to know who you are, and if you think you have the physical ability to take down Torak, you are strongly mistaken. Nobody, not even-
The loudspeakers erupt into action as "The Magnificent Seven" blares across the arena at full blast. The crowd's reaction is indescribable, there is a shout, yes, but it is above and beyond your everyday face pop, like that of RDK or BK London... no, this is something special, something that comes around only once in a great while, and to a very select few wrestlers. Yes, this is the fabled "comeback pop," and for Amo the Great, who has emerged onto the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand, it is all he could have ever wished for from the fans, and more. The ladies seem especially excited, but even that doesn’t faze their astonished boyfriends, who immediately join in the "Amo, Amo, Amo" chant that every mouth in the arena is reciting in unison. Cordelia and Torak have been awestruck as well, probably due to the fact that A: They will be deaf for another 10 seconds, and B: That Amo has complimented the moment with a single, dazzling spotlight shining down on his magnificent self. As he waits, a long time mind you, for the pop to eventually subside, he decides to throw in a few poses for the crowd, which succeeds in prolonging the noise to the point where every person in the arena's throat hurts from yelling so much. Finally, Amo raises the microphone to his mouth.
Amo: …….I’m back.
Immediately the crowd erupts again, but Amo quickly calms them by smiling and raising his arm in the "hush" sign.
Amo: I’m sure many of you, both backstage and in the arena, were wondering why I was gone so damn long. Well, I'll tell you, but that story is for another day. You see, I came here to do one thing and one thing only, and that was to KICK TORAK's ASS!
With that Amo throws the microphone away, poses, and runs down to the ring where Torak has already prepared himself and Cordelia has stepped outside the ring to let her man do the dirty work. Amo slides in, and a referee magically appears; there’s no reason to delay, and Amo and Torak start to circle as the ref signals for the bell.
Bell Rings.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:51:40 GMT -5
Match 4: Amo the Great vs Torak
For all of Cordelia’s grand speeches, Torak is a very shrewd competitor, and he recognizes that combating an opponent of equal stature to himself is not likely to be a simple matter. Of course, he’s faced very big men before, and is not at all intimidated or even that bothered by the crowd’s rapturous reaction to the man now in front of him. For his part, Amo has watched Torak’s previous appearances in ACW back on the video, and he understands that he will be without the size advantage which he has been able to count on in almost all his previous ACW contests. Thus the two men are cautious in their initial approach; once Amo is in range, Torak swings a mighty punch, and Amo takes a step back at the force of the blow. Amo is surprised at the incredible power – but his own resilience is excellent, and he responds immediately with a mirror – image blow, which also makes Torak take a step backward. Torak is equally surprised by Amo’s strength, but looks intrigued rather than worried; he moves right in, and the pair lock up in a straightforward test of strength. Both men are used to winning such contests with ease, so it’s quite a new experience for the pair of them to find themselves having to really put their backs into the battle. They move gradually, step by step, but it’s Torak that eventually gets Amo back against the ropes; Cordelia cheers Torak on to encourage him, and Torak goes for a massive clothesline to try and force Amo symbolically out of the ring. But Amo ducks it, concentrates his strength, and rises up into a bone – crunching uppercut; it connects with Torak’s chin, and Torak staggers halfway back across the ring before managing to restore full control over his body. Even so, Amo has never seen his signature shot fail to floor an adversary, and he realizes that he will need a whole new strategy if he’s to find a way to contain Torak for a 3 count.
Amo moves forward quickly, keen not to lose momentum. He sends out a string of punches and forearm blows, aiming for the head, but Torak deals with them well and drives an elbow into Amo’s throat to stun him before whipping him to the ropes. The ropes bend a great deal as Amo throws his weight against them and rebounds; he goes for a clothesline of his own but Torak uses a big boot to the gut to bring Amo to an abrupt halt. With Amo slightly bent over, Torak applies a headlock; with Amo’s head restrained he lifts up a knee and drives Amo’s head against it. The impact makes Amo dizzy, and Torak shifts his hold; the crowd gasps as Torak lifts Amo up and delivers a suplex that makes the ring and every single seat bolted to the floor vibrate violently. Torak rolls over and makes the first cover of the match; but Amo shoves the great man off before the 2 count is given, and Cordelia looks more than a little surprised at this. Amo stands back up and puts on a burst of speed - Torak isn’t quite so fast to rise, and Amo kicks Torak in the chest before landing a right hook to the side of his head. Torak still stands up, but Amo is working on slowing his opponent’s reaction time; Amo capitalizes on this by grasping Torak’s arm and twisting it into an armbar. Using all his strength, Amo restrains Torak – Torak has an incredibly high tolerance to pain, but he is used to escaping holds in a matter of seconds due to brute strength, and as Amo continues to inflict the hold Torak looks just a very tiny bit concerned as he has to really concentrate to summon the energy to break free. Torak holds his arm at his side as he faces Amo once more, and the crowd is again chanting, “Amo! Amo! Amo!”……<br> Encouraged by the crowd, Amo goes for a more direct attack; he holds out his arm and runs forward for a clothesline. Torak opts simply to absorb the blow; in the event he has to take a few steps back, but he stays on his feet, and as Amo throws another punch Torak catches his arm and holds it before kicking savagely at Amo’s gut and then raking Amo’s eyes. Amo yells in surprise and pain, and Torak makes his move; he lifts Amo up and stuns everyone by performing his Gutwrench Powerbomb. Torak pins again, and gets a 2 count, but this doesn’t seem to make him happy; in fact the very fact that Amo is still conscious seems to be of enormous concern to Cordelia, who is urging Torak to finish the match before Amo can find a new seam of strength to exploit. Torak stands back up; he tries to stamp Amo, but Amo rolls out of the ring and finds his feet. Cordelia glares at him, but the fans cheer; Amo smiles, and breaks out a “manly” pose for the benefit of the ladies in the front rows. The ladies cheer and scream with excitement; Amo has his back to the ring, and Torak rebounds from the opposite ropes before going for a huge baseball slide. But this is exactly what Amo has been trying to provoke – with surprising speed he jumps aside, and Torak slides out of the ring to land on the floor. In a flash, Amo rushes in and kicks Torak to the ground; he jumps up to the apron, and the fans yell as Amo carries out his fist drop, the extra height increasing its power greatly. Torak looks more than a little dazed as he tries to stand; Amo “helps” him to his feet and then hears a change in the noise of the fans behind him; on instinct, Amo whips Torak toward the sound……and Torak is sent flying straight into Cordelia, who had been approaching from the rear to try and land a sneak attack. Cordelia falls back against the security barrier; Torak helps her up, and Amo returns to the ring, not the sort of man to take advantage of such a situation. Cordelia’s eyes blaze with fury; she yells at Torak, who seems equally as angry, and if anything he seems to cut an even more imposing figure as he jumps up to the apron and over the ropes.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:53:23 GMT -5
Torak gives Amo just a brief glance before charging him; there isn’t time for Amo to dodge so he braces himself, but Torak’s fury has made him incredibly strong and he spears Amo to the mat. The two big men grapple on the canvas; Amo’s technical skills are not as polished as those of Torak, and Torak gets Amo face down on the mat with one arm pulled behind him. Torak kneels on top of Amo, pressing down with all his weight, and interlaces his fingers underneath Amo’s chin to wrench back; a smaller man would be at risk of having their neck broken, and Amo is in obvious pain and distress as Torak ramps up the pressure. Amo’s free hand wavers in the air; his eyes water and he can’t really see, but the fans continue to call and shout for him. Amo drives the pain back so that he can think; he can feel both of Torak’s knees in his back, which means that Torak has little or no grip on the mat itself……with a Herculean effort, Amo rolls on to his side and topples Torak. Amo’s arm is freed, and he elbows Torak until he releases his hold; both men struggle to be the first on their feet, and it’s Amo who is marginally ahead. Amo closes his right hand and steps forward boldly in front of his opponent; with his arm moving like a piston, Amo starts punching, and the crowd cheers and begins to count – one, two, three, four…….Torak tries to block but Amo counters with his other hand…..five, six……the fans are going mental, and Amo glances at the camera with a dazzling grin before unleashing the final, devastating shot…..
SEVEN!
Torak blinks at Amo…..and then falls straight backward, hitting the mat with a thunderous sound. The crowd goes wild, and Amo poses with one foot on Torak’s chest for the pin, 1,2,thr-
Torak kips up in a single flowing movement, and Amo is pushed backward to land on his rear. Torak just gives him a look that says, “You wish” before going for a huge legdrop, and Amo just barely gets out of the way in time. Amo rolls to his feet, but Torak is ready and waiting; he lifts Amo up and performs the MediEval Driver without batting an eyelid. The crowd is shocked, and Cordelia smiles as Torak pins, 1,2,thr – Amo kicks, and the crowd roars with delight. Both Cordelia and Torak seem genuinely surprised by this, and as the two men stand back up it’s anyone’s guess as to who will eventually come out on top…...
Moving in on one another again, now the two men pull out all the stops. Crunching blows are given and taken, and now both men seem to be feeling the effects of the insanely powerful battle. Amo somehow hits his spinning out powerbomb; the concluding pose gets a huge pop, but Torak is back up before Amo can even seriously consider a cover. A little more hand to hand combat leads into a gigantic sideslam from Torak, who then drops his elbow and covers, getting a count of 2.5. Amo is perhaps a little ring – rusty after his time away, but this isn’t enough to be a serious disadvantage to him; he ducks a kick from Torak and delivers a mighty siwnging neckbreaker, making an almost instantaneous cover and getting a 2.5 count of his own in return. Cordelia’s voice now contains a note of real concrn; she climbs up on the apron and tries to distract the referee, but the ref is one of the more experienced members of ACW staff and he politely but firmly asks her to back away in case she is “accidentally” hurt again. Cordelia can’t really argue and has to move away, but while this has been going on Amo has landed a critical hit; the crowd goes barmy, and Amo has to draw on every drop of his enormous strength to set up and nail his Amo Driver. The impact is breathtaking; Amo pins the huge frame of Torak, and the crowd counts their hero to victory, 1-2- No! Torak gets his shoulder up, and the noise is earsplitting; Amo looks stunned, and stands back up to repeat the move. But instead, Torak whips him into a corner, back – first, and rushes in for a leviathan turnbuckle splash; Amo slumps, and some of the people close by can see that the corner post is bent back a tiny fraction. Torak fights to lift Amo, and the pair slowly ascend the post to the very top; the crowd screams as they realize Torak intends a move from this position, and Torak takes a deep breath as he sets Amo up, before jumping upward into the Artificial Insemination……
The moment, like so many that are burned into the brain of those watching, seems to go on forever though in reality it is less than a second before the pair hit. On impact, the weakened ropes at the corner give way and snap, and the ring is sheared from the post, making it collapse on one side. The fans can’t believe it, and the sound of the ref hitting the canvas as he counts is drowned out – 1…….2…….-
Amo raises a shoulder, and stares up at Torak; Torak’s eyes widen, and they stay like that, staring at one another, until suddenly the sound of the bell being rung echoes across the arena. The ref, wrestlers and everyone else is confused, they all saw that the 3 count was not given, and it’s only when Philip takes the mic in his hand that they get their answer.
Philip: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed by the timekeeper that the time available for this match has expired. Therefore, the result of this match up is….a draw.
Torak and Amo are just about finding their feet; the crowd is still shouting itself silly, and though Torak has never been one to chase the crowd’s favour, the sheer quality of the match leads to the fans putting Kayfabe to one side for a moment and cheering unashamedly for both men. Amo and Torak continue to look at one another as Cordelia comes to her fiancee’s side, negotiating the now sloping ring with care; there is no need of words after a match such as this. The fans can only speculate on what will happen in the future, but for now both men have made their points with one another. Cordelia takes Torak’s arm in her own, and they take their leave; if anyone was in any doubt as to the scale of Torak’s strength and skill, those doubts have been permanently eradicated. As befits a returning crowd favourite, Amo takes a few moments in the ring on his own to give his fans a last dramatic pose, before he too makes his way to the back, pausing along the way to press the flesh with the hyperactive fans ranged along the walkway. He smiles and turns to wave at the entrance curtain, and then ACW’s most “awesome” superstar disappears into the backstage, his surprise return a resounding success.
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:56:04 GMT -5
Segment: An unusual “blessing”: Part 4 (Credit: Bob)
The scene opens to Angelo Giovanni walking down the hall.
Angelo: Here I am, Winter Discontent and I don’t even have a match.
As Angelo continues walking he hears music and goes over to see what’s going on.
Angelo turns the corner and finds that is coming from outside Kross' room. He then goes to knock on Kross' door but…..
Bob: Hey Angelo!
Angelo jumps up from fright.
Angelo: Holy crap Bob, you scared me.
Angelo turns around and then looks shocked at what he sees.
Angelo: Bob, what the hell are you doing?
The camera turns over to Bob who is dancing still without pants on.
Bob: Well Kross is blessing my pants right now. I figure if there’s Holy Energy flowing through them then I think I’ll have a better chance of winning both titles.
Angelo: You are one messed up freak……
The music coming from Kross’ room stops; the door opens, and Kross walks out with the pants in hand. He then hands them to Bob.
Kross: I drank a lot of communion wine while I blessed them and used my most powerful holy water.
Bob: Oooooooh! And what’s this shiny stuff?
Kross: That is the…… holy energy.
Kross rubs his hands against his clothes surreptitiously, trying to remove any telltale flecks of glitter from them.
Angelo: O – kaaay….. well I’m gonna be going now. Oh, and Bob?
Bob: Yeah?
Angelo: Put those pants on!
Bob: Why, you jealous?
Angelo just chuckles.
Angelo: Now how long have you been dancing for?
Bob: Oh only for about 45 minutes….
Angelo: Damn Bob! Do you even have the energy to go on for your match?
Bob: You kidding? I’ve done marathon dances 100 times longer then that. This is a cake walk.
Bob proudly strides off, “holy” pants in hand. Angelo shakes his head and walks away in the other direction.
Angelo: Freak…..
Kross breathes a sigh of relief that Bob has gone.
Kross: Good lord. If this actually works, I could start a whole new business of my own…. but right now I think I need a coffee, that wine’s gone to my head.
Kross sets off in the same direction as Angelo, and the scene fades out. (OOC Note: I (Bob) would like to thank Hunter, JonnyG, Kross, Ridley, Yoko and Angelo. Without all of you this whole story line couldn’t have been done.)
|
|
|
Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Dec 18, 2004 14:58:34 GMT -5
Segment: Us against the hatas (Credit: Rena)
During the hiatus, the ring has been carefully repaired by the stage crew; while the new ring setup is being checked over for the next match, Rena’s music hits as Rena and the other divas except Carma and Primera make their way down the ramp. They are all dressed in Christmas-themed costumes, and they enter the ring with poses and smiles.
Rena: Welcome everyone! Now...you didn’t think you could go through this whole PPV without the Divas and I, did you?
The crowd screams, and smiles once again emerge on the faces of the divas. Rena looks towards Eva and hands her the mic, stepping back into the hoard of Females in the ring.
Eva: Well all of you know We’ve been in the ACW for quite some time… and just for you and the roster of ACW, we have created a small music video for our appreciation of EVERYTHING!
The big screen turns on and the music begins…..
OOC NOTE TO EVERYONE: this song is actually “Me against the Music” by Britney Spears and Madonna, but I changed the words…R stands for Rena…D stands for Divas.
All my people in the crowd Grab a partner take it down!
D: It’s us against the Haters R: Uh huh D: It’s just us R: And me D: Yeah R: C’mon R: Hey Divas? D: Are you ready? R: Uh huh, are you?
R&D: No one cares D: They’re whippin’ our hair, they’re pullin’ our waists R&D: To hell with stares D: The sweat is drippin’ all over their face R&D: No one’s there D: We’re the only one rockin’ up in this place R&D: Tonight I’m here D: Feel the beat of the drum, gotta get with that bass D: We’re up against the Wrestlers, tryin’ to take on the position D: It’s like a competition, us against the men D: We wanna get in a zone, we wanna get in a zone D: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your gear on D: Tryin’ to hit us, chic-a-taa D: In a minute we will take a you on, we’ll take a you on Hey, hey, hey
CHORUS
R&D: All tha rostas in tha room D: Let us see you stand R: Let me see ya R&D: All my people wantin’ more D: Let us see you stand R: I wanna see ya R&D: All my people round and round D: Let us see you stand R: Let me see ya R&D: All my people in the crowd D: Let us see you stand R: I wanna see ya R&D: So how would you like a hardcore competition R&D: Let’s take on the Fed R&D: It’s you and me baby, we’re the future R&D: Time for fighting all night long
R&D: Get on the floor, baby lose control R&D: Just work your body and let it go R&D: If you wanna be fighting, just grab somebody R&D: We can kick ass all night long
R: Hey Divas, you say you wanna lose control Come over here I got somethin’ to show ya Sexy ladies, I’d rather see you bare your soul If you think you’re so hot, better show me what yous got All my people in the crowd, let me see you fight C’mon Divas lose control, watch you take them down
CHORUS : as before
R: All my people in the crowd, let me see you fight C´mon Divas take ‘em down, make the men bow down All my people round and round, fighting all night long C´mon Divas lose control, watch you take ‘em down
The screen fades out, and the camera shows the screaming fans.
Rena: If everyone in the locker rooms are still clueless…. let me show ya what we mean!
She flips the camera off, then hands the mic to another Diva.
Noa: We are sick of the men in the back complaining about our athletic abilities and the length of our reason to be here. Get ready for a long time... because the Divas are here... and we’re takin’ over!
The camera fades out to the divas leaving and the crowd roaring, most with happiness but some with anger.
|
|