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Post by BK London on Apr 3, 2008 16:27:07 GMT -5
BK London: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop everything!
Quite a bit of a pop for ACW's veteran.
BK London: Flamingo finished the match with his 1978 Flamingo Special, that was one of his finishers! In all honesty, he should be disqualified.
Flamingo grabs the mic from Phillip.
Adrian Flamingo: Excuse me? The match said that I couldn't use the '79 through '82 specials, nothing about the 78. I pinned him down for the 3, I won. Live with it.
The pair continue to argue in the ring until they're interrupted by the sound of "Ginger's Theme" which brings an end to the madness between the two wrestlers. Chairman Gingerdude walks out to the stage, and is prepared to deliver the decision himself.
Gingerdude: I've heard enough! BK London, Flamingo did win the match fair and square and in the record books it will say he defeated Jason Freeman on April 3rd 2008.
A smug smile grows across the face of Flamingo.
Gingerdude: ...BUT! Flamingo, the 1978 Flamingo DOES classify as a former finisher of yours. Therefore, you have been disqualified in the first round of the competition!
A huge pop in the ACW arena and we cut to many signs in the crowd with the overall message of "BK London: 1 / Flamingo: 0".
Gingerdude: But now onto more important matters, and that's your second competition. Next Thursday on Meltdown, there will be a tag team match. And in this tag team match, for the first time ever, BK London and Adrian Flamingo will be tag team partners.
Both Flamingo and BK are in absolute shock.
Gingerdude: And your opponents will be...
Dramatic pause.
Gingerdude: ...revealed on Monday. Good night everyone!
And just like that, another strange twist in this tournament between BK London and Adrian Flamingo. As BK looks on from the announce table with his daughter, he stares at his future tag team partner Adrian Flamingo, who doesn't look too happy about his current situation. The scene fades out with the two wrestlers staring at each other as we head out for our last commercial break.
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Post by BK London on Apr 3, 2008 16:27:53 GMT -5
Segment: “ YOU Sold ME Out” Credit: ?? / ~Aj [As tonight’s edition of Meltdown draws to a close, one man is intent to not let the show end until he is had a little heart to heart with his fans, one that has been in the making for some time now. The electric beats of “White Rabbit” by Collide ushers in his presence.] “Fast” Eddie Edison: Who’s music is that?
Maxwell McNally: More importantly, WHO is that and why is he carrying the World Title?!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: That can’t be ... can it? [It can and It is. Curiosity sweeps over the fans like the plague as the crowd sees a man walking to the ring with TK’s World Title but looks vastly different than Champion. As his face is displayed on the Alpha Tron, the trained eyes in the arena take a closer look and are floored the moment they realize this is INDEED Thunderkiss without the mustache, long hair or bandana. As Aiden takes the ring, you can literally hear a pin drop in the arena. That will soon change.] Aiden Joseph: I know my appearance may come as a shock to more than a few of you but I do hope you guys allow me the proper time and courtesy to explain. Ladies and gentlemen, this IS me. This IS who I am. My name is Aiden Jospeh and for almost a decade now I have been living a lie, a lie known as Thunderkiss.[/b] [The crowd becomes a sea of confusion. Fans from the front row all the way to the cheap seats turn and look at each other, muttering one word that perfectly describes their comprehension of Aiden’s last words ...] Random Fan: What?! Aiden: And while I was content at first with what I had done, slowly but surely I kept transforming until I couldn’t recognize myself in the mirror anymore. I was an extremely depressed and confused individual - but not anymore. Tonight I am a FREE man as I stand before you. I have finally shed the skin of Thunderkiss, thank God. I would imagine some of you might feel betrayed right now, and for this I apologize. However, I ask you to please understand and accept the fact that I have never been happier in my life. This *IS* who I am, the real me.[/b] [Finished opening his heart to the crowd, he lowers the microphone from his lips and hopes to hear the sound of applause. Unfortunately for Aiden, he hears this instead - ] Kiss Army *chanting*: YOU-SOLD-OUT! YOU-SOLD-OUT! YOU-SOLD-OUT! YOU-SOLD-OUT! [The chant gets louder and louder, until it is utterly deafening. In the ring he stands stunned, completely horrified at the crowd’s reaction. Less than five minutes ago these people loved him, no, they ADORED him. The moment he reveals his true self they turn against him like a John finished with two dollar whore. At first he was only concerned about them feeling betrayed. Now, that thought has been reversed. In his mind THEY have betrayed HIM and he’s going to make damn sure they know how he feels.] Aiden: Yes! Yes I DID sell out! I sold out the moment I put on that STUPID costume and paraded around like a buffoon for YOU people. Thunderkiss was never me! He was something I created because I knew he would allow me to live out my dreams, and I was right. Wrestling fans are simpletons, thus I knew you would all beckon and clamor onto a man as simple as yourself - AND-YOU-DID![/b] [Aiden reaches over the ropes defiantly and points to a young child decked up in TK gear, head to toe. Tears stream from the young girls eyes, but Aiden could careless about her emotional state. In front of tens of thousands of people in the arena and millions watching at home, he points her out as his example.] Aiden: THUNGERgy. THUNDER mountain. Club THUNDERkiss. You people bought it all! I mean really, what rubbish! I am greater than slapping a two syllable word on various products just to sell them to people who seem to only be concerned with what THEY want! I knew you people wouldn’t understand! How could you, I mean, look at you. [/b] [Several fans rise out of their seat and begin to make their way toward the ring barricades, pissed beyond comprehension. Wanting to give Aiden a piece of their mind, they are cut off by security. One glance at the number of security guards in comparison to upset fans puts panic in the mind of the Chairman who is watching on from afar. Picking his phone up, he is already in now route to the Island police to ask for their assistance in this matter.] Kiss Army *chanting*: FUCK-YOU! FUCK-YOU! FUCK-YOU! FUCK-YOU! FUCK-YOU! FUCK-YOU! Maxwell McNally: Lord we are going to need some extra crowd control in here if this keeps up.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Come on Max, let’s get the hell out of here. [Edison tries to get McNally to abandon his post, but Maxwell’s dedication to his position keeps him seated. Concerned more for his safety than his paycheck, Edison chucks his headset off and makes haste away from the broadcast booth. Back in the ring, Aiden is not doing himself any favors and his words continue to rip into the crowd like a surgeon’s knife.] Aiden: I’m sorry I do my shopping on Rodeo Drive instead of Wal-Mart. I’m sorry I actually try to make myself look good instead of wearing black rock band t-shirts. I’m sorry I live in a mansion and not a trailer. I’m sorry I WHORED-MYSELF-OUT-FOR-SCUM-LIKE-YOU. [/b] Maxwell McNally: Oh sweet Jesus. Aiden: You God damn people almost RUINED my LIFE! You encouraged me every step of the way as I tainted my soul with that thing. For my own sanity, the farther I get away from the things in my life that I sully myself with the better, and that most certainly includes you people. This is why I have decided to surround myself with an “Entourage” that has a lot more class. [/b] [Aiden turns his head towards the entrance way ... ]
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Post by BK London on Apr 3, 2008 16:28:27 GMT -5
[“Hail to the Chief” begins to play - ] Maxwell McNally: OH ...MY ...GOD. [ - and out from the back comes none other than Senator Steve Phillips.] Maxwell McNally: No way. This is not possible. I-I ... don’t know what to say! [Nor does anyone else. The boos give way to complete stunned silence, except for a select few Senatorial Stable fans in attendance tonight. For them Christmas morning has come again and their gift comes in the form of a nicely dressed man now standing in the spotlight. Face to face they now stand. For the past year and half these men would be just seconds away from tearing into one another. In just a few minutes time the game has changed as now instead of violence, Aiden greets this man by bowing his head with shame.] Aiden: Steve.... Steve, I’m so sorry. You were right about all those things you said about me. All of them.[/b] Random Fan: Aw Fuck naw! You’ve GOT to be kidding me! Aiden: Steve Phillips, I humbly apologize for all the times I have wronged you. When I see the highlights of what I’ve done it just sicke - [/b] [The Senator raises his palm out to cut Aiden off in mid sentence and brings his own microphone to his lips.] The Senator: Aiden, no more. See, when I got a call setting up our meeting, I thought it was an early April Fools joke. I figured that you were once again attempting to aggrivate me. But for some reason, a little spark of sincerity seemed to be at the root of your request. And right as I went to hang up that phone, I realized just how signifigant that little spark really was. I pondered the occurances that have taken place over the last few months or so, the rapid change that you have undergone. It dawned upon me that even if this was an act, that it would still be beneficial to me to take advantage of this...the very act that it would not be was worth it, and you know very well that after the betrayals I have suffered, that I have a backup plan or two. Phillips looks out to the crowd, clutching his sleeve, as boos ring out, and several ice cubes fly from an outraged crowd into the ring, past the two wrestlers in the squared circle. Senator: So yes, I refrained from hanging up, we had the meeting, and it went well, better than expected, to say the least. I was fully convinced...mostly convinced, that the monster known as Thunderkiss is dead, and that ACW now has a respectable champion. And much like Hercules heading to King Eurystheus for his pennance, Aiden Joseph had the idea of joining my Senatorial Stable to atone for his offences here in ACW. Well, the Senatorial Stable welcomes you, with caution, yes, but also with an outstreteched arm. [At the conclusion of that last sentence, Phillip’s extends his hand outward. Wide eyed and awestruck, Aiden clutches his hand like a son seeking reassurance from his father.] Senator: You caused me untold amounts of trouble around here, sent me to the hospital, mistreated women, promoted a lazy, unskilled form of wrestling, made profanity and perversion a regular occurance in ACW, and even tried to interfere in the political process! Twelve labors would hardly begin to balance out the headaches you inflicted as Thunderkiss. But you are no longer Thunderkiss. You are Aiden Joseph, a man, not a steroid ridden facimilie of a human being. And I think I have room, not just to welcome an ACW World Heavyweight Champion into my Stable, but also, to forgive you for your past. Aiden: Thank you Senator.[/b] [Joseph tries to come in for a hug but the Senator becomes overcome with awkwardness and pulls back. Giving him a look of “are you kidding,” the Senator caves in and gives him a pat on the back instead. “Hail to the Chief” hits the sound system once again but one cannot hear it over the sea of boos. Side by side the two men leave the ring and walk to the back, shaking the very foundation of ACW with every step.] Random Child *crying*: Where did Thunderkiss go Mommy? [END]
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Post by Dan White on Apr 3, 2008 16:31:09 GMT -5
: o
Boo at AJ!
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Post by blainestone on Apr 3, 2008 16:41:18 GMT -5
AJ!! Say it ain't so!!
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Post by Thunderkiss on Apr 3, 2008 16:42:25 GMT -5
*Points to sig* It's so. ;D
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Post by silencio on Apr 3, 2008 16:50:14 GMT -5
SWERVE OF THE CENTURY!!!
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Post by jonnyomega on Apr 3, 2008 17:07:07 GMT -5
Great show folks.
Mega Swerve at the end.
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Post by Commissioner Zero on Apr 3, 2008 17:38:55 GMT -5
WHAT
THE
FUCK!?
>=(
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Post by Jason Freeman on Apr 3, 2008 18:01:31 GMT -5
^My thoughts too...
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Post by xs3 on Apr 3, 2008 19:00:03 GMT -5
Oh...
Good...
God.
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Jake
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Guido's reaction to Taylor's ban...JAGERBOMBS ALL AROUND!
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Post by Jake on Apr 3, 2008 19:12:09 GMT -5
Wow TK, epic lulz.
Too bad that you just screwed a bunch of us. I would have patted you on the back.
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Post by xs3 on Apr 3, 2008 19:31:29 GMT -5
Oh, almost forgot:
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Post by Commissioner Zero on Apr 3, 2008 19:32:37 GMT -5
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Post by Dalton on Apr 3, 2008 19:59:38 GMT -5
For fucks sake man. Thanks a lot "buddy"
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