I was going to put this into the show, but I don't want it to get missed, so I've decided to attach it to the end here. It's well worth a read.
Segment: “Welcome to A.C.W! – Again!” Credit: Thunderkiss & XS3
[We come back from commercial to the sight of William Charles Wilcox sitting at the announce table with both McNally & Edison, who are looking quite unhappy at the moment.]
Maxwell McNally: This is preposterous! How can a man “re-debut”?! Its stupid!
William Wilcox: Say it! Or I’ll tell him!
Maxwell McNally *upset* I can’t believe this- “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I am proud to introduce ACW’s newest acquisition! I give to you the man who has been burning up the wrestling world for quiet some time now …”
William Wilcox: You’re turn Edison! And don’t give me any shit!
“Fast” Eddie Edison: “and the man who we are all proud to have in our federation. A man certainly more entertaining and better than Adrian Flamingo. Without him, ACW would sink faster than the Titanic. Oh great Thunderkiss, we are indebted to your services – welcome to ACW”.
William Wilcox: Read that last part over again, with more “UMPH”!
“Fast Eddie Edison: “WELCOME TO ACW”! There? You happy now?
William Wilcox: Yes.
[20,000 balloons and 2 tons of confetti is dropped from the ceiling as “WELCOME TO ACW: THUNDERKISS” flashes on the Alpha Tron. Thunderkiss makes his way to the ring with a huge smile on his face as he has finally gotten the reception from ACW that he feels he so rightfully deserves. Several of the fans lob their Thunderkiss bobble heads into the ring in protest but that doesn’t even damper TK’s mood.]
Thunderkiss:
Now this is what I’m talking about. This is the type of ovation a man worthy of myself should be accustom to. [Thunderkiss stops near ringside and gives a big hug to Pornstar Katie Morgan who is there supporting her friend TK, along with front man for GnR Axl Rose who sits beside her. After some small talk to both individuals, Thunderkiss takes the steps into the ring where he enters and faces the capacity crowd.]
Thunderkiss:
I want to thank all of you great people from the bottom of my heart for such a warm welcome to A.C.W.!Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Huh?
[The fans stop booing for a moment and look all around at each other. Though the whole crowd was on Thunderkiss’ case in unison, the number of cheers drowned them all out!?]
Fan: Look! Up there! Listen!
[All eyes turn skyward and the question at hand becomes answered! Up on the scaffolding is extra sound equipment, equipment that is piping “fake” cheers into the arena! The whole could boo, but it wouldn’t matter .. not tonight!]
Thunderkiss:
Your cheering warms my heart, it really does. I knew you people would turn around, sooner or later.William Charles Wilcox: Thunderkiss! You’re night is not over yet – far from over! I have a present to give to you .. actually TWO! First off, ladies and gentlemen, I give to you – ROB ZOMBIE!
[ROB ZOMBIE rises up from the entrance stage ready to blow the area away. The crowd pops for Zombie who begins to play “Thunderkiss ‘65” Wilcox then waves to the back and out comes a GIANT CAKE! It is wheeled into the ring where Thunderkiss awaits, happy as ever. Hired hands help lift the cake over the ropes and into the ring where it’s placed in front of TK. Wilcox makes his way from the announce booth to the ring to take part in the festivities.]
William Charles Wilcox: To show A.C.W’s appreciation of you Thunderkiss, I thought nothing would better demonstrate that than this “Special” cake. You see, its big, just like your personality and charisma. And underneath, its also very temping … as you’ll soon see.
[Thunderkiss smiles, proud at his own accomplishments. However, the sounds of "Inhale" by Stone Sour cut him off. As the crowd leaps to their feet with cheering, Thunderkiss looks towards the entrance ramp and holds the ropes open, daring XS3 to join him...]
Thunderkiss:
I told you he would try to ruin this night Wilcox! XS3, I’m sick of hiding! That was Wilcox’s idea… you want me, I’m not HIDING ANYMORE! [...but the crowd has their sights set on the ring where the top of the cake falls over. XS3 appears from out of the cake and perches, waiting for Thunderkiss to turn around. Once Thunderkiss does turn around, XS3 launches off and connects with a Shadow Step to Thunderkiss, almost sending him through the ropes. He lays into Thunderkiss with some devastating right hands as the crowd cheers on the Canadian native. All of a sudden, William Charles Wilcox rushes to TK’s aid and stomps on the back of XS3's head. Of course, the stomp is all in vain and XS3 grabs Wilcox by the head and launches him over the top rope and to the floor.]
Maxwell McNally: XS3 is giving the wrestling world a gift they will NEVER forget!
[Joanna approaches XS3 in a cautious manner. However, Christine is right behind her and she whips her into the ropes. She nails the Shadow Step on Joanna and then heads to one side of the ring. She steps through the ropes and grabs a chair from the timekeeper before sliding it into the ring. As Thunderkiss is arising, XS3 picks up the chair and raises it up over his head. The chair is brought down venomously into the back of Thunderkiss' head and the crowd's cheers can't get anymore louder as Thunderkiss slumps to the canvas, motionless. Christine then hands a microphone to her husband.]
XS3: "THUNDERKISS! We are sick and tired of all this. I'm trying to do a damn good job raising my family and wrestling for ACW and all you can think about is inflating your own ego. Well, guess what, sunshine? We're not waiting for you to pick a stipulation for our match at Bloody Valentine. We'll make the match ourselves!" [The crowd listens on with intent as XS3 picks up the chair and unfolds it. He puts it over the fallen Thunderkiss and sits on it with a smile on his face.]
XS3: "Now listen, you and me are going to have our respective women as our partners for Bloody Valentine. Christine and I vs. Joanna and you. But what this match will be is a Critical Custody match. Now you're probably thinking... Oh wait, I've knocked you out. You can't hear me. Oh well, maybe you can watch this again at the sleazy hotel room you've rented for the night. Here's how it works. The winning team is the one who signs the custody papers of MY daughters, Samantha and Kira, in their opponent's blood."[XS3 stands up and kicks the chair over. Christine looks down at Joanna and laughs.]
XS3: "And here's another little tidbit: I'm doing this to prove that I am willing to die for my family. But they are not the only ones who want to see your ass kicked. No, the guys in the back, Eddie Edison, Maxwell McNally, my bandmates in Demon Inc., the Demon Inc. community and most importantly, every fan in this building who want nothing more than to watch you bleed!"[The audience echo XS3's sentiments and they respond with loud "XS3" chants. XS3 points at some of the fans before turning back to Thunderkiss and grinning, almost in a sick sense.]
XS3: "So, you and Joanna better get ready for next week... because no one's here to save you, Thunderkiss."[And with that, "Inhale" plays once more and XS3 drops the mic before taking Christine's hand in his and leaving with her. The match has been set for Bloody Valentine... and only God knows what is going to go down. In the ring, someone is having a temper tantrum…]
Thunderkiss:
HE RUINED MY NIGHT DAMMIT, HE RUINED EVERYTHING! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DEBUT!! ARGH!!!!!!!!![The cameras fade out on TK’s distraught face…]