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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:54:32 GMT -5
Segment: Paul, The Bastard (Credit: Bre Double T)
We leave the ACW arena and once again find ourselves in the basement of Grandma Roberts. We once again meet up with Bre Double T. He appears more calm than the last time we saw him, but not too calm. He begins talking.
Bre: Today's date is Tuesday May 23, 2006. I have made it almost two weeks in this house and things are running smoothly. My grandma does not suspect a thing.
So, I feel the need to explain why I am in this situation. I knew a man named Paul Kubbyd. Many people remember Kubbyd as a sidekick that use to come to the ring with me in ACW and the XCWF, his gimmick was that he was Bre Double T's biggest fan. As a matter of fact, his name was the #1 Fan. We used to travel the roads together. I always found him to be very intelligent, especially when it came to the topic of Professional Wrestling. Up until recently, I would have said that it was a travesty that Paul never got a shot as a wrestler or a booker, something more prominent than what he was doing. I guess Paul also felt he should be doing something more important. Paul came to me with the idea to be my manager, but this time he wouldn't be my number one fan. He would be my mouthpiece, and I would just be a straight up wrestler's wrestler. I told him that I didn't think it was a good idea because I can talk pretty well and he was fired from ACW for a reason. Paul became enraged, talking about how he's never been given a real chance, and all the stuff you hear from pissed off wrestlers. I didn't think that it would result in any problems for me. I was wrong, very wrong. I'm not sure exactly what Paul did or said, but I think it has to do with something from my childhood.
When I was a kid, I set part of my house on fire. No one got injured or anything, luckily. I did have to go into therapy, though. One of the therapists said that I "exhibited the tendencies of a serial killer." It was a bunch of bullshit. I guess somehow, paul must have used this and some kind of fake evidence or whatever against me. He called the offices of ACW, and he must have had something good, because they easily believed I was crazy. Do I seem crazy, AM I NUTS!!?
We can hear the voice of an elderly woman.
Bre: Oh, shit…
Bre nervously stands and shuts off the camera as we see somebody making their way down the steps of the basement. Has Bre's grandmother found out that Bre has been crashing at her house? For now, we can only guess as we leave Bre Double T and head back to the ACW arena.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:55:33 GMT -5
Segment: Retro Segment #56 (Credit: Sarin / Yoko)
Letters to the Editor #2!
Next week in THE ADVENTURES OF FROST AND GATOGAL!
Two members of The Legion, Fox and Quiverman, have been taken down. Next up: Bulky “The Bulk” Johnson. Do Gatogal and Frost have the means to take down this bulking monstrosity? The road to the Engineer is growing steeper!
Elsewhere, what is Mr. Floppy’s motive for befriending Yuki Satoshi?
Find out soon!
Letters to the Editors
We, the editors, are back with a fresh new bunch of letters. Let's see what our readers have cooked up, shall we?
Why didn’t you answer my letters last time? Or ANY letters last time? From, Mr. Anal
Dear Mr. Anal, We had a slump in the office with the production of the most recent issues. As such, we rushed to meet the deadline, and had no time for answering letters. Also, are you a porn star?
Hello, why is Yoko Satoshi the lamest hero ever(Gatogal)? Someone of her reputation needs to have an elegant persona like Frost, not be relegated to the ranks of Squirrel Girl, or Spider-Woman. From, Friendly Neighborhood Fan
Dear FNF, Yoko Satoshi’s hero choice was no one’s decision but her own. You’ll have to take that one up with her. And for the record, Squirrel Girl has a staggering win streak similar to Yoko’s own streak. She’s beaten the likes of Dr. Doom, Maelstrom, Modok, Thanos, Mandarin, Terrax, and Deadpool. Don’t judge a girl by her persona choice.
How did The Idolizer kidnap Mr. Floppy? From, Continuity Buster
Dear Continuity Buster, He broke into the Satoshi household when everyone was out, and happened to find him in the attic, and took him home to add to his collection.
That's a wrap! Keep writing to us, it fuels our motivation to produce outstanding comics! We love you all!
Sincerely, The Editing Team.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:56:33 GMT -5
Segment: Hollywood Hell part 5 (Credit: Rena)
Director: Okay, we have the snake in place.
Rena: How is it going to chase me?
Director: We’ll tie it to your leg.
Rena: oh…my…god…
Director: Let’s keep the good work up.
The director sighs, getting the cameras to roll.
Director: ACTION!
Rena: When did we start saying action, I thought it was rolling?
Director: CUT!
Rena looked confused, but then snaps back into character.
Director: ROLLING!!!!!!!!!
Rena: OH MOI GOD, LE CIGARETTE IS AFTER LE MOI!
Director: CUT! What the fuck was that?
Rena: It’s for the French dub.
Director: We aren’t doing a French dub!
Rena: Are we doing the English dub?
Director: We don’t need to do an English dub!
Rena: Why?
Director: BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS IN ENGLISH!
Rena:…so then are we having a French dub?
Director: NO! GOD YOU’RE STUPID!! I GIVE UP!
Rena: How about a Spanish dub?
Director: NO!
Rena: I can do Spanish…
Rena clears her throat and then screams.
Rena: AH MI DIOS, LA TACO ES DESPUES MI!!!
Director: RENA! We are not doing a Spanish dub, or French dub!
Rena: Fine, we can do dutch! De oh mijn god, gaat de wooden shoes mij krijgen!!!
Director: WE ARE ONLY DOING THIS MOVIE IN ENGLISH!!
Rena: What if we did the movie in a boat?
Director: NOT IN A BOAT, NOT WITH A GOAT, NOT IN A TRAIN, WE'VE ALREADY DONE A PLANE. NOT IN A BOX, NOT WITH A GODDAMN FOX! NOT HERE OR THERE, NOT ANYWHERE!!
Rena: Try them, try them if you please, you can make 10 different movies!
Director: JUST SHUT UP
Rena: ALRIGHT!
Dan: This is hopeless.
Santi: Can we just go home now?
Director: NO WE ARE FINISHING THIS MOVIE! WE HAVE ONE LAST SHOT TO DO! That’s when Rena throws the snake at Dan and he dies.
Santi: Why can’t I throw it?
Director: Because your character is the little pussy boy. Now, ROLLING!
Dan: Why do I have to die so easily?
Rena: Wouldn’t it be a big swerve if Dan turned into a snake?
Director: CUT! NO! ROLLING!
Rena: OMG! THE SNAKE IS AFTER ME!!
Santi: YOU HAVE TO KILL DAN!!
Rena: RIGHT.
She grabbed the snake with all her might and whipped it at Dan, hitting him in the face. Dan dropped down on the ground, accidentally falling down the stairs and out the door.
Rena: I DID IT!
Director: CUT! GREAT JOB EVERYONE, THAT’S A WRAP!
Rena: But I can’t rap! Since when did this movie become a musical!?
Director: WRAP-UP! LIKE….SARAN WRAP!
Rena: Oh, okay.
Director: Dumbass…
Rena: Where’s Dan?
Santi: I think you killed him…
(to be continued…)
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:57:11 GMT -5
Match 7: BK London vs. Mystery Opponent (Credit: BK)
Phillip: This singles match is scheduled for one fall, coming to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 237 lbs, BK London!
The lights in the arena flash all different colors as "Don't Get Carried Away" by Busta Rhymes bursts into life and the crowd breaks into a frenzy of boos for ACW's own bad guy. Smoke pours out from the stage and coming through the smoke is ACW's own disasterous duo, BK London and Kiley Johnson. The two walk down to the ring hand in hand before they split up ringside and take different entrances into the ring. BK chooses to slide in the ring before climbing to his feet and Kiley takes the steps and enters the ring. The two share a kiss before BK climbs to the top rope and does an Orton-esque like taunt as the camera twirls around him and the cameras flash around him. He then steps down from the middle rope and waits for his opponent to step onto the stage.
Phillip: And his opponent for this match, coming to the ring residing in Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 225 lbs, "The Strong Style Beast" DARIUS SILVER!!
"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society blasts over the speakers, as the lights change to a dark silver color, and smoke starts to cloud the entrance way. The first verse hits as "The Strong Style Beast" Darius Silver burst out from behind the curtain with his wrestling attire, and a black bandana on his head as a headband. He stand there, looking at the crowd for a few seconds with an intense expression on his face, as he walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans comments or boos. Darius climbs the steel steps and springboards into the ring. He then hops on the turnbuckle and yells at the fans at ringside, before raising his arms high and shouting a battle cry. He jumps off the turnbuckle and paces around the ring, waiting for the match to start.
*The Bell rings*
The bell sounds for the match to start and both BK and the audience are surprised at the treat they are getting tonight with the introduction of Darius Silver into the match. BK has already had a match tonight so he is somewhat exhausted but he's not going to let Darius overcome him. The two walk around the ring before locking up in the center of the ring. Quickly Darius latches in a hammerlock but BK counters that into a hammerlock of his own. Darius bends over, trying to pull the legs of BK from under him but BK positions feet so he isn't in reaching distance of Darius. Darius now takes another approach and takes down BK with a snapnare before smacking him hard in his back with a stiff kick. BK holds his neck before sliding out of the ring and he walks around on the outside, recovering from the kick. BK looks back in the ring at Darius, and Darius looks absolutely ready to go and even invites BK into the ring which pisses him off. BK rolls back into the ring and goes after Darius with a haymaker but Darius blocks the move and starts pummeling BK with a series of kicks to the abdomens and some hard forearms to his jaw. Darius gets BK on the ropes before whipping him off and as BK rebounds off the ropes, Darius bends over to go for a back body drop but BK hops over him, completing a Sunset Flip. Darius has been in this scenario many times before and he rolls backwards out of the move before returning to a vertical base and attempts a stiff kick to his head but BK drops on his back, evading the move. Darius is sent spinning in a 180 from the power of the kick and BK uses this opportunity to use his legs to push Darius out the ring to the outside. SMACK! is the sound Darius makes his his back connects with the thinly padded mat on the outside and BK rolls to the outside before picking up the Strong Style beast and pummels him with a few right hands. BK now grabs Darius and attempts to back suplex him but Darius slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet. Darius pushes BK towards the ring post but BK manages to stop himself before hitting the ring post.
BK turns around and Darius goes for a very hard roundhouse kick to the head of BK but BK ducks and Darius' leg strikes the metal ring post. Quickly Darius drops to the ground and clutches his leg in pain and while RAF sees a possible injury, but BK sees a very good opening. Like a shark BK attacks the leg Darius with several stomps and even drops a knee on it as Darius screams in pain. BK picks up Darius and tosses him back into the ring and then rolls back into the ring himself. BK covers Darius but Darius manages to kick out of the move and BK, being the pugnacious man he is, covers again only to recieve another two count. BK picks up Darius and brings him into the corner and then sets his leg up on the middle rope. BK proceeds to put a hurting on the leg with several stomps in the corner and even locking in a very unorthodox leg lock using the ropes in which he is only given a five count to release. BK releases the hold at 4 and then pulls Darius out of the corner and then tosses him across the ring with a Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. BK rolls over to where Darius is and covers him again, this time hooking the leg, but Darius escapes the cover once again with infuriates BK. BK stalks Darius from behind this time instead of going on the attack and picking him up again. He waits until Darius gets to a vertical base and then quickly attempts a Lung Blower but sadly for BK, Darius grabs onto the top rope and BK lands flat on his back. Darius limps around the ring as BK slowly gets up and starts firing at his ribs with some stiff kicks before putting him in a suplex. Shades of Eddie Guerrero, and his Heatwave opponent Latino, Darius applies a trifecta of suplexes. As Darius goes for the third, BK manages to float over Darius before grabbing him a Rear waistlock and pushing him into the ropes. Hoping to roll him up, BK rolls backwards but sadly for him - once again Darius holds onto the ropes. BK rolls back up to his feet and charges at Darius, but Darius sends him flying over the top rope.
Luckily for BK, he holds onto the top rope and manages to skin the cat to return into the ring. And as he lands feet first in the ring, Darius catches him from behind and delivers a beautiful Dragon Suplex with a bridge. RAF slides on over and starts the count but BK manages to kick out right before three. Darius gets back up and he picks up BK and whips him into the ropes but BK counters it and sends Darius into the ropes. Darius runs towards the ropes and jumps off, hoping to land an Asai Moonsault but BK side steps the move and Darius is forced to land on his feet. In the process of landing on his feet, he holds his hurt leg in pain and BK bounces off the ropes from behind and attacks that very same leg with a chop block. Darius' knees immediately buckle and he drops to the ground and once again, like a shark smelling blood, BK attacks the leg with some hard elbow drops. BK now stands up and let's out a huge "WOOOOOOOOO!!!" before going for a Figure Four Leg Lock but as he turns Darius kicks him into the ropes. BK bounces off the ropes and quickly Darius grabs him in Inside Cradle. RAF slides on over and counts one, two, thr- but BK manages to free himself from the clutches. Both superstars get up and in the blink of an eye, BK scoops up Darius and scores with his pattented London-Plex. As BK stands up, he recieves a mixed reaction from the crowd and slowly he heads to the corner before beginning to tune up the band. The fans of BK stomp in unison while the other boo him crazily and slowly Darius begins to rise up to his feet. Darius turns around and BK heads straight for him with the Shades of Michaels but Darius side steps it and in one fluid motion he connects with his Silver Spinebuster II (Angle Slam). The crowd cheers Darius wildly but he clutches onto his leg in pain after pushing of it for the move.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:57:35 GMT -5
"Let's go Darius! Let's Go! *clapclap*" the fans chant and slowly Darius edges toward his foe and makes a very lackidasical cover which prompts BK to get his shoulder up right before the three. The crowd goes "awwwww" as BK proves his still has some life left and now both superstars begin heading for their feet. BK reaches his feet first and he clocks Darius with a haymaker that sends him staggering backwards a few steps. Darius returns with a forearm that echoes throughout the arena and sends BK stumbling backwards just a bit. Darius now chops BK across the chest with his stiff knife edge chop. BK clutches his chest and Darius chops him across the chest again and now BK lands on the ropes. Darius bounces BK off the ropes and as BK bounces off the ropes, he caught with a hip toss. BK gets up shortly after and now Darius nearly takes his head off with a Step-Up Enziguri. Upon getting hit, BK staggers around for just a bit. Walking backwards, walking forwards, walking backwards a bit, and then walking forwards before flopping face first to the ground Flair style. BK rolls over on his back and now Daris picks up his arm and leg and pulls him closer towards the corner before ascending to the top rope. BK sees Darius signalling for his Shining Silver Splash (450 Splash) and BK rolls under the bottom rope, escaping the move. Darius is still perched on the top rope and he now looks to the outside where BK is at, and throws caution to the win. Darius lands a picture perfect Moonsault off the top rope to the outside on BK and it gets a very well deserved "Holy ****" chant from the crowd.
Darius clutches his abdomen and picks BK up before tossing him back into the ring. Darius rolls into the ring after him and quickly BK rolls back out of the ring as he rolls in the ring before grabbing Darius by his head and lifting him up before slamming him chest first on the apron. Darius clutches his chest in pain and BK now rolls back into the ring and locks in the vicious Corporate Lock that he's known for. BK pulls him to the center of the ring and gets down on one knee before locking it on and Darius screams in pain as he claws the mat, trying to get to the ropes. Darius leaps for the ropes but in midair BK pulls him back to the center of the ring and he is viciously booed by the crowd. Darius manages to roll forward, and launches BK into the top turnbuckle. BK's head bounces off the turnbuckle, he staggers backward right into a Silver Spinebuster II. Luckily BK escapes the move and trips Darius right into another Corporate Lock. BK pulls him to the center of the ring and now grapevine's the leg as he torques and torques his angle. Each torque results in a scream from Darius, Darius rises up and RAF asks him if he would like to tap but he refuses. Darius' leg has been worked on a lot in this match and BK has no intention of letting go of this hold. Darius drops down to the mat and continues to scream but something inside him tells him to crawl towards the ropes and grabs onto it. BK's is forced to release the hold now and he gets into an arguement with RAF. During this period, Darius knows this is his only time to strike.
Darius charges at BK, and BK attempts to level him with a clothesline but Darius ducks. BK turns around and Darius springboards off the ropes, turns in mid air for the Springboard Enziguri but BK catches his leg in mid air and pulls him down to the mat before locking into the Corporate Lock again. BK grapevines the leg again and Darius is caught in the middle of the ring, scratching and clawing. As he writhes in pain he tries not to scream but you can see from his face that he is in tons and tons of pain. Darius, having no way to reach the ropes, is in deep trouble and RAF sees it. With his leg being worked on for the most part of the match, Darius could have a broken leg if he doesn't tap. And once RAF doesn't see that Darius will give up, he calls for the bell.
*Bell rings*
Phillip: In order to assure Darius' saftey, Referee Raymond Allen Fleming has decided to stop this match, so the winner of this match, BK London!
"Don't Get Carried Away" sounds throughout the speakers and BK releases the hold before glaring at referee RAF. BK approaches RAF and quickly RAF exits the ring and finally BK looks back at Darius Silver. Darius is struggling to his feet using the ropes and both stare at each other for a moment. BK just nods for a second and Darius returns the nod before BK slips out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Darius stands in the middle of the ring, and although he is no longer an ACW talent - he receives a roar of cheers from the crowd as we fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:58:31 GMT -5
Segment: Rekindling The Flames (Credit: Corporate Alliance)
Hmm, how to start this segment? Talk about the audience? Nah, that’s unoriginal. Oh, what about the t-shirt guy? No, he gets paid more than I do, screw him. Do I even get paid? WHY AM I NOT GETTING PAID?
While the non-existent ACW segment commentator fumes about not getting paid, “Remember The Name” by Fort Minor hits and out comes the Corporate Alliance, or what’s left of them. BK London, Rawt and Gingerdude come to the ring. The stable hasn’t been much of anything since Jake Cheng was suspended and BK London was benched after their loss to Red and Wyvern. And now that Dan White is “on a quest,” there are only three wrestling members of the team. Two of them stand in the ring with the ACW Chairman.
Ginger: As you all saw last week Saturday, I effectively fired a member of the roster, which was coincidently a member of the Corporate Alliance. While Dan White could be proven to be an essential part of the Corporate Alliance, and could've grown to be one of the top members of the group - he proved that he did not respect me and this company as a whole by what he went and did out there on Saturday night. So I had no real choice but to effectively fire him. Do I show any remorse for doing it? Not at all. So here we are tonight, once standing tall with six members - we have managed to dwindle down to three. So tonight, I’ve made a decision and brought back a member of this once powerful stable. He a former Entertainment and Light-Heavyweight Champion. He was a very important member of this stable until he had to leave for reasons out of his control. He is....
“Away” by Mercy Drive hits and the crowd goes crazy. The possible arrival of "The Real F'n Deal" TNT brings them to their feet in anticipation, but soon enough they are going to be surely disappointed. Emerging from the stage with a cocky like swagger is none other than “The Trinity” Jake Cheng and Stan the Cameraman, much to the crowd’s disapproval. A wave of boos and debris start flying and Jake as he slaps his chest and points to his fans in the crowd Christian style. Soon enough the crowd starts a TNT chant, but soon ends when another group of people, most likely female, add “is hot” afterward.
Jake: Well, it’s good to see that everyone is glad to see me back.
The crowd obviously responds with boos. One audience member in the front yells “you suck!” and Jake tells him that his mother taught him how.
Jake: Ahem, anyways. Ginger, thank you for pulling some strings. And that’s why we keep you around.
The rest of the stable laughs and the crowd boos.
Jake: I’m out here for two reasons tonight. One, to call out the next “Victim Of The Trinity.” Mr. Red! Yes, the only reason is because of that damned “Lethal Lottery” Tournament. Now Wyvern, I have no beef with you. I killed your stable New Breed last year at Omega Effect, and now we are even. But Red, you effectively killed MY stable, the Untouchables; with your woman chasing antics and your fight with your former tag team partner Tornado. Then you fucked me over last month in the tournament. So, with much thanks to Gingerdude, I’ve been given a non-title match with you on Warfare! Yes, I know, “The Trinity not in a title match? BLASPHAMY!” But I don’t need that title. I’ve held it before and I don’t need it again. Now Rattlesnake’s title....
BK hits Jake on the back to wake him up from his daydream.
Jake: What? Oh, thanks BK. But Red isn’t on the top on my list. There is one more person above him. This man is guilty of betrayal, being a douchebag and...MURDER!
The crowd gasps and looks around at one another. Jake walks around the ring holding one finger up while continuing his rant.
Jake: Sorry, not murder, I meant to say breaking one of the Guy Code rules. But this man took away an important three weeks of my wrestling career and made me miss Seven Deadly Sins. This man is none other than....
Jake points to Chairman Gingerdude with a gun like gesture with his fingers.
Jake: ....Chairman Gingerdude.
Ginger stands shocked in the center of the ring as Jake approaches him.
Jake: Ginger, you could have single-handedly killed the Corporate Alliance. You made an executive decision to protect your own ass. And for that, well, you might need some more protection for your ass.
Upon the end of his little speech, Ginger is sent down to the ground with The Blackout Kick (Roundhouse Kick) from BK before they pick him up to deliver more damage. BK now lifts up Ginger into an alleyoop position and Jake comes crashing down with an Ace Crusher - teaching Ginger the Luck of the Draw as he still lays motionless in the ring. The crowd still doesn't know how to accept this attack, should they cheer him the trio of BK, Rawt, and Jake or boo them. But before they can even react, BK gets back on the mic.
BK: This is a message to Ginger and everybody else who has messed with us in the past, and who plans on messing with us in the future: The new face of ACW is here. And that face is... The Triple Syndicate.
Jake shoves Ginger between the legs of Rawt and Rawt lifts up Ginger before sending him crashing down to the mat with a vicious Sit Out Powerbomb. The three stand over the fallen Gingerdude with a sinister smile on their faces and slowly the scene fades out.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:59:11 GMT -5
Segment: Hollywood Hell part 6. (Credit: Rena)
The movie was over, the bus was moved, and all that were left was Dan, Santiago, Rena and Rattlesnake. Dan had an ice pack on his forehead and wrapped around to the back of his head.
Rena: I’m sorry I hit you so hard.
Dan: It’s alright, just stings a bit…
Rena: I’ll buy you your frapucino thingy if you want.
Dan: Okay.
Rena: Where do you buy it?
Dan: Beats me.
Santi: It’s not even a drink. I need a whiskey.
Rattlesnake: Me too.
Dan: THE EXTRAS DO NOT TALK TO THE STARS!
Rattlesnake: Oh, for Pete’s sake… I’m out of here.
He stomps off, looking less than pleased with the entire day.
Rena: That wasn’t very nice.
Dan: Meh.
Santi: I’m going to go home now.
Rena: Okay, bye Santi.
Santiago whistled and a taxi pulled up to let him in. He stepped in and left, leaving behind a cloud of smoke. It was only Dan and Rena left, alone.
Rena: Well, what are we going to do?
Dan: Let’s go to Chippendales
Rena: OKAY!
And with that, they left to go for a night out on the town…at Chippendales.
Rena: Hey, Dan?
Dan: Yeah?
Rena: Remember my sentimental friend, you will be judged not by how much you love, but by how much you are loved.
Dan: What?
Rena: Never mind…
[[End of Segment.]]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 15:59:34 GMT -5
Segment: Whistle while you Work ... (Vanity Affair II) (Credit: TAFKA Jade)
//Well, this is how it is now. It takes just that much time to move on? What about us? What happened .. we were in lust and in love or were we? Did we know what to do with our lives as we went on? No .. we kept going in thought of it was all a vision that we had. It was all built upon the visions you had, as a matter of fact. You brain washed and took over my body as I tried to push it away. I tried so hard but I just couldn't resist. Now it was my fault for pushing you aside? No. Enough is enough for once in a life time chances because you were to wait for me. You're supposed to wait . . .
She embraces upon Yoko's ring uniform as she glances into the mirror, smiling as she looked upon her body and places the school girl uniform against her body. She runs her hands across as she pulls her hair back into two sections and ties them up with two ribbons. She hangs the uniform against the mirror as she smiles and slowly undresses. She graces herself in front of the mirror as she looks herself over, slowly staring at her body as she takes off her shirt. She slides down her shorts as she stares like deprave pervert at her reflection. Her breaths begin to grow shorter as she runs her finger tips along her bra straps, leading over her breast.
//How long did it take for me to realize what you wanted versus what I wanted? A very long and lonely time for my life and I see it was the same to yours. Did it finally take the crack of a whip from some hussy to let it get to you, Yoko Satoshi? Satoshi, you make me sick sometimes seeing how you are with her. Making it seem like she is so much better but you know she will NEVER have what WE had. She will NEVER compare to me. I am just that damn great to you when you had me but you never had the real me. You will never have me ..
Moving her hands over her breast, she runs her hands down her body. Down. Down, down, down went her hands as her innocent eyes opened up. Her hands run over her panties as she breathed a bit heavier. She let go of herself as she turned away from the mirror. She fell to her knees as she noticed the slight reflection from the mirror. Looking up at the mirror, she reaches for Yoko's uniform. She grabs it with fury as she clenches it with her hands. She slowly breathes in the aroma from the uniform as she smiles, rubbing each piece from end to end across her face. She wraps her body along the clothing while gazing at her reflection in the mirror. She reveals herself into Yoko's uniform, letting down her hair as she looks upon herself. She looked like Yoko Satoshi.
//This is why I loved you. This is what kept me from loving you. Goddamnit .. everything revolves around you. Everything is YOU. You, you, you, you, you. Goddamnit, if I hadn't had a better reason for loving you, it would have been a lot easier on my part. Why did you do that to me? Why me?! Out of all the fucking people here, why did you have to go lesbian on me?!
She runs her hands through her long black hair as she clutches it with her hands madly. Her passion upon the uniform grows aggressive as she runs her hair over the uniform. She pulls out a pair of scissors to Yoko's uniform as she runs it along the edges, ripping little bit by bit as she tears little rips along the skirt, showing a bit of skin and making the uniform a bit more grudge than innocent. Running the scissors through her hair, she holds down her hair from her shoulders and up. She grasps the hair all together and she closes her eyes.
<SNIIIPP!>
She cuts her hair off, letting it fall in a bunch on the floor as she puckers her lips a bit. She cuts a bit more off as she moves around in the uniform, dancing in the dark as she snips her hair away. She whistles lightly as the reflections from the scissors to the mirror flash against her body.
//It's time for a new beginning, Yoko Satoshi. It's time ... my time. The reason you kept it away from me all along. You think I'm crazy now? You might be crazy yourself. I believe I have a few things that belong to you. Now, you may see it as a threat but darling, it's not a threat at all. It's more of a promise. A promise of new beginnings and new times for ACW. I promise, you will see a new me. A new look. A new face. A new style. A new ... Jade. Wait, why a new Jade? I was never "Jade" to begin with. Why not show the real me, huh? Why not show .. Vanity Jane.
She lets out her last low yet sickly silent note from whistling to slowly fade in with the silence around her. She stands still for a moment as she stabs the scissors onto the mirror, having it shatters into different pieces as scene fades into the next scene.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 16:00:59 GMT -5
Match 8: Hunter vs. Rattlesnake
Only one more match remains, but it’s a real corker. Even Philip seems to smile in anticipation as he enters the ring and begins to speak.
Philip: Ladies and Gentlemen, our main event tonight is a non-title singles match, set for one fall. Introducing first, from Rochester, New York, he is the current leader of the Senatorial Stable… Andrew Hunter!
”Hybrid Stigmata - The Apostasy" plays, and Hunter gets his usual loud boos as he comes out to the ring. He performs his dash down to the apron and slides in, pacing around and owning the space before removing his trenchcoat.
Things continue at a swift clip, as “Blind” is already beginning to invade the arena…
Philip: And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida, he is a member of the Senatorial Stable and your current International Champion… Rattlesnake!
The boos get even bigger as Rattlesnake makes his appearance; with his title belt over his shoulder he walks to the ring as if he has all the time in the world. Always extremely confident, his first ACW title has added an extra spring to his step.
He enters the ring and hands over his belt to Raymond Allen Fleming, who has of course seen all this sort of thing many times before. He and Hunter shake hands, and then take up fighting positions as RAF calls for the bell.
Bell Rings.
It’s a clash of stablemates and a clash of egos in this final match, and Hunter and Snake don’t waste a second in getting to grips with one another, tying up in the centre of the ring. Snake is slightly ahead in terms of build, but Hunter’s fought some huge adversaries in his career and he is able to hold his ground until Rattlesnake picks up a foot in his effort to drive forward, allowing Hunter to twist at the hips and throw his opponent. Snake hits the mat with enough force to have what he already suspected about Hunter confirmed; he’s dealing with a very powerful foe. Not that this dents Snake’s confidence in the slightest; he rolls lightly back on to his feet and engages Hunter with a series of flowing forearms and elbows, sneaking in a closed punch or two as well right under RAF’s nose. Hunter hits him right back and this state of affairs continues for several moments until Hunter moves forward suddenly and goes for a snap suplex. Rattlesnake though is devastatingly fast and reverses the move into a snap suplex of his own; Hunter thuds on to the canvas and at once Snake is putting his boots to work, not wasting a single opportunity to wear Hunter down. The crowd pops, more for the fact that this is clearly going to be a highly competitive match than anything else; Hunter rolls over to the ropes and uses them to rise quickly, and Snake advances, eager to continue the pressure on Hunter. The current Senatorial leader isn’t about to let Snake have things all his own way, of course; he slips through the ropes and knees Rattlesnake several times before hooking him under the arms and performing a suplex right out of the ring, pushing off diagonally from the apron so that both men can land without someone breaking their back. Such considerations are about as far as stable loyalty will go tonight, and both men look hungry for more as they get up and lock eyes.
Snake puts a hand to his back as he gets up; he intends to repay Hunter at once, and Hunter is forced on to the defensive, tracking backward around the ring as Rattlesnake tries to get him in range. This turns out to have a drawback as a strategy, when Hunter trips over one of the sets of steps up to the ring; he sprawls on it and Snake gets on the apron and goes for a legdrop, only for Hunter to bail out at the last second. Snake hits the metal himself at a less than comfortable angle, and as he rolls off Hunter lifts him off the mat and performs the Dynamite to a pop from the fans close by. The referee’s count is at 6, and Hunter can’t pin on the outside; he starts to move Snake back toward the ring, but Snake is only momentarily dazed and another fist fight breaks out close to the apron. His jabs catch Hunter off guard, and Snake firmly takes control of the match back by performing an enormous Pump Handle Slam that deposits Hunter on the edge of the apron. Snake slithers (appropriately enough) back into the ring, and pulls Hunter away from the ropes before making a cover; he gets a 2 count and a rake to the eyes from Hunter, who slides out from underneath and quickly flips over into the Bear Trap (Camel Clutch). It’s fortunate that Snake didn’t move Hunter any further from the ropes than necessary; he is only a foot or two from a break, but Hunter is not about to let him reach them easily and forces Snake to expend a great deal of energy getting there. The crowd is divided now over who it wants to win, and some competing chants are circling the arena as Snake makes it to the ropes. The second the break is made, both men scramble to their feet; Snake wants to get Hunter into the corner and tries a whip, but Hunter resists, pulls Snake close and performs the Thunderstorm (side headlock/180 degree turn/DDT). Hunter’s supporters pop and Hunter makes a pin; he gets just past the 2 count, but the match is still wide open.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 16:01:24 GMT -5
Knowing that he still has a great deal of work to do, Hunter gets up quickly on to his feet, and finds that Rattlesnake is doing the same. The pair lock up together for a second time, and it is Snake who starts to gain ground; he pushes Hunter back into the corner and then drives his shoulder repeatedly against his opponent. Hunter does his best to tough it out, so Snake changes tactics and instead uses a series of Snake-eyes drops to the turnbuckle until Hunter is thoroughly disorientated. This lets Snake get behind Hunter, and a large section of the crowd pops as Snake shows off his Poisonous Venom (rolling German Suplexes). Hunter only realizes he’s in a pin situation when the count is already at 2; he breaks free at the last moment, and Snake looks frustrated as Hunter staggers up to his feet and gives him one of his trademark grins. The crowd roars as Snake rushes at Hunter; Hunter is ready to counter the charge, but Snake abruptly drops into a baseball slide and brings Hunter crashing to the mat. He nips to his feet and hits an elbow drop while Hunter is down; another pin follows, which Hunter kicks away from at the 2 count. Both men are showing a great deal of tenacity as they once again rise; punches are exchanged until Hunter slips in a glancing blow to the temple of his opponent, and then makes the ring shake with his belly-to-belly suplex. Almost as soon as it hits, Hunter jumps up and rushes to the ropes; he thunders back as Rattlesnake is on his knees getting up, and Snake has to dive flat to avoid Hunter’s Floyd Kick by a tiny margin. The crowd groans at the near miss, and then yells as Hunter turns on a dime and throws Rattlesnake over with a sitout armdrag at lightning speed – only for Rattlesnake to hold on as he lands, twist around get Hunter into a headlock as he gets up. He turns Hunter and sends him against the ropes, and Hunter rebounds into an earth-shattering spinebuster. Rattlesnake pins, 1…2….-
No! Somehow Hunter is still able to kick out; Rattlesnake curses, and as he and Hunter get up on to unsteady feet, he moves close and lifts Hunter for the Snakebite, only to have Hunter roll off of his shoulders. Hunter at once attempts to pick up Snake for the Shotgun, but Snake uses the same trick and slips free. Both men are exhausted, they haven’t let up for a single second, but something’s got to give; Rattlesnake moves rapidly behind Hunter and tries to apply the Constrictor, but Hunter is wise to it and elbows free before it can be locked. He whacks Rattlesnake across the face, and lifts him without pausing into the Jew Driver. The crowd roars as Hunter brings Snake down – but amazingly, Snake just barely manages to throw his weight so that instead of being driven into the mat, both men land on their sides. Snake staggers up, and as Hunter is on one knee, he draws on all his remaining energy to hook Hunter up and perform the Chaos Theory a second time. Hunter strives, but this time is too weak to free himself quickly enough, and RAF’s hand comes down for the 3 count. The bell rings, and the crowd breaks into applause for the awesome contest.
Philip: Here is your winner… Rattlesnake!
Hunter looks as stunned as anyone at the outcome, and is slightly angry at himself for being caught out in the dying seconds. Snake is quick to come and shake Hunter’s hand, and the grin across his face shows that this victory is very meaningful for him. He accepts back his title belt from RAF and holds it up; and who can doubt him in his assertion that he’ll soon be trading it in for the bigger and better “model”?
The two stablemates leave the ring together; the crowd continues to applaud, until the alphatron unexpectedly switches to show the backstage. There is still a rather pressing issue that simply can’t wait until Warfare to be addressed…
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Aug 3, 2006 16:02:06 GMT -5
Closing Segment: I can’t think a title for this segment, so I have decided I am going to try to break Hunter’s record for the longest segment title in ACW history, in which the record is eighty-three words, but I do not know if he is counting it by words or by characters, where is has four hundred and one, but then again he could be counting spaces as characters, then he would have the record of four hundred and eighty-seven characters, but it will not matter for long because I’ll have the record and then he will yell at me for 1. Having a run on sentence because he is an English Nazi (No offence, I just couldn’t think of another word; Hebrew Hammerz Forever!) and for 2. Beating his record. (Credit: Jake Cheng)
Jake: I’ll be back in a sec. Stan, come with me. Rawt, hold down the fort.
Rawt: Alright.
Jake shuts the door to the new Triple Syndicate lair and starts to walk down the hallway, until he is stopped.
?: JAAAAAAKE!
Jake turns around to see Kevin Anderson in his face. Kevin is breathing heavy and sweating from his run down the hallway to catch the Trinity.
Jake: Yes Kevin?
Kevin: I...have some...questions for you.
Jake: Oh do you?
Kevin: Yes, that why I said I did.
Jake: Ah, touché. Well, what are they?
Kevin takes a big breath in and is ready for his impromptu interview.
Kevin: Well, first off, what was up with the stuff in the ring?
Jake: Well, Kev, I can call you Kev right? Well, Kev, the way of I see it, Red is just asking to get his ass kicked. That little shit is toast and his title is mine. I can’t wait...
Kevin: No, not that. When you...
Jake: Oh, THAT. Yes, I meant that stuff about Dan. Leaving ACW to find his sister? Pffft, what a dick. Oh well, I won the last match between us, that's good enough for me.
Kevin is starting to get angry now.
Kevin: NO! WHEN THE CORPORATE ALLIANCE TOOK OUT GINGER!
Jake: Woah Kev, calm down. Ginger did some things he should have. Fired Dan for one. And that Ginger broke one the Guy Code rules, much like Red in the past.
Stan: No two men can ever share an umbrella?
Jake: No.
Kevin: Two non-related guys can’t share a bed?
Jake: No.
Stan: If you jiggle...
Jake sensing the déjà vu, interrupts Stan.
Jake: NO! You both are dumb. Bros before hoes.
Kevin: What hoes did Ginger ditch you for?
Jake: Do you ever pay attention? Yoko and Sarin.
Stan: GINGER SLEPT WITH YOKO AND SARIN!
Jake: No, you dumbass. I got suspended so Ginger wouldn’t get his ass suited. We turned on him because he made an executive decision for himself and not for the stable.
Stan: Oh...so then who did he sleep with?
Jake hits Stan in the back of the head.
Jake: Kev, you got any more questions?
Kevin: Just one more. Where did you come up with the badass name of Triple Syndicate?
Jake: Well, it was in memory of the late Dan White. Back in the days of the Untouchables, he wanted us to be known as the Syndicate. And since he isn’t around to kick my ass, and because Syndicate is badass, I thought I’d taken. The triple part? Three people, obviously. BK thought it needed more to the name than just The Syndicate so we added that. And with that this interview is over.
Jake and Stan start to walk off and are stopped again by Kevin jumping in front of them.
Kevin: One more thing. Do you know where BK is?
Jake: Yes, he is hiding from you. Let’s go Stan.
Stan laughs as he and Jake walk away. Well there you have it, The Triple Syndicate speaks. Sure, Kevin forgot some important questions like “How long is this going to last?”, Who is your next target?” or “What happens if you add another member?” but what can you do?
Maybe Kevin will get another chance on Warfare. But will there even be a Warfare this Monday, if Ginger’s out of the picture?
Will BK get his match with Latino, or will Rattlesnake seek to throw a spanner in the works?
And is the entire Jade/Yoko/Sarin situation about to explode?
Only time will tell, as we so often say in ACW.
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
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Post by hitman on Aug 3, 2006 16:06:00 GMT -5
Another good show. Triple Syndiciate to take over? Psshaw... >.>
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Post by BK London on Aug 3, 2006 16:07:37 GMT -5
TRIPLE SYNDICATE 4 LIFE!
Awesome show by the way.
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Post by The Senator on Aug 3, 2006 16:08:52 GMT -5
Awesome show with awesome matches, particuarly Stark/Santi, AK/Rawt, and BK/"X"(just read it), oh, and also, I almost forgot: [glow=red,2,300]The Senator's Moment of the Show![/glow]
Hilarious parody segment on a show that was mainly anchored by some very very good matches.
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Post by Jake on Aug 3, 2006 16:10:50 GMT -5
TRIPLE SYNDICATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH</Howard Dean> And what a segment to close the show with ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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