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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 16:54:15 GMT -5
Match 4: Pillow Fight Rena vs. Charlotte
Up next is some more “ladylike” action; the fans are looking forward to it, and there is a pop as Philip enters the ring.
Philip: The next match will be a “Pillow Fight” match… as you can see, there are pillows and cushions of all types around the ring.
The camera pans to show that this is indeed the case.
Philip: The match will proceed under normal rules, with the exception that these pillows may be used as legal weapons. Introducing first, making her Meltdown In-ring debut… Charlotte King!
”The Show” by Girls Aloud hits, and Charlotte walks out in simple yet very sexy white lingerie. She gets a generous welcome from the crowd, and waves to the fans before entering the ring.
Then, “Violet Sauce” brings the fans back to their feet, and there is a huge reaction as Rena takes the stage.
Philip: And her opponent, from New York, she is ACW’s Supreme Diva… Rena Matheson!
Rena strides confidently to the ring, wearing the sort of beautiful, deep red lingerie that only the most gorgeous women can do justice to; her new attitude has the fans won over, and they cheer and wolf whistle enthusiastically. Rena walks all around the ring before entering it, partly to greet the crowd, and partly to check the layout of the pillows on the outside. Philip holds the ropes down for her, and she gives him a smile before waving once again to the fans.
The referee reminds both ladies of the rules, and then gives the all clear for the match to start.
Bell Rings.
With pillows of all shapes and sizes scattered around the ring inside and out, Rena and Charlotte are spoiled for choice; Rena goes at once for a fluffy pink square pillow, while Charlotte opts for a simple white one. The two ladies move within striking range, and take a swing at one another; it turns out that Charlotte has the heavier pillow, and the impact against the side of Rena’s head takes her off balance for a moment. Seeing a chance to act, Charlotte drops her weapon of choice and tackles Rena into a pile of pillows; feathers are sent up everywhere, and the crowd whoops and cheers as Rena and Charlotte do their best to get to grips with one another, and almost cause their lingerie to suffer a wardrobe malfunction. Rena’s much greater experience comes into play, as she rolls Charlotte over and tries to use her superior strength to hold her shoulders to the mat; the referee drops and counts, and Rena gets a solid 2 count before Charlotte gets her shoulder free and raises it. The feathers in the air don’t exactly help the referee; he starts to cough and splutter in an alarming manner, so much so that Rena and Charlotte both break off from their struggles and see if he’s all right. Rena helpfully slaps the ref on the back, but isn’t aware of her own strength; the ref ends up sprawled on the mat, and the crowd pops and cheers as Rena giggles- and then has to duck a sneaky attack from Charlotte, who lobs a pillow in her direction. Rena puts her hands on her hips, and the crowd urges her to retaliate; Rena sidesteps another airborne pillow and then returns fire, so that pillows are being thrown copiously around the ring. Both ladies take a few hits, and then Rena makes her move, grabbing the pillow that Charlotte dropped earlier; she sprints across the ring, and belts Charlotte with the pillow, causing it to split open in a blizzard of duck down. Charlotte cries out in surprise, stumbles, and topples out of the ring; the crowd is concerned for the interviewer, but fortunately the pillows laid out around the ring cushion the worst of the fall.
Rena is already backed up; with the crowd roaring her on, she runs at the ropes and then springboards into a moonsault, landing on top of Charlotte with perfect precision. Charlotte yells in surprise, but pushes Rena off of her and gets back on her feet; she grabs the nearest pillow, and throws it at Rena- and then another, and another, so that it’s literally raining pillows on her opponent. Rena fights her way through the bombardment, and as Charlotte runs out of ammunition Rena forces her to lock up, quickly showing her expertise with a swift DDT. Charlotte looks a little dazed as she stands back up, and Rena shifts to some powerful kicks; the crowd winces in sympathy, but to her credit Charlotte sucks it up, and then comes back with a few kicks of her own to force Rena to rethink her plans. Realizing that the outside is a dangerous place to be, Charlotte climbs back into the ring, and Rena follows directly behind her. Charlotte is not aware of this until it’s too late; Rena spins her around and delivers a strong suplex with an audible landing from Charlotte. Charlotte lands next to a stack of cushions, and grabs one; as Rena comes close, Charlotte tears the cushion open and throws some of the fluff at Rena. Rena is distracted for a second, and Charlotte makes her move, delivering a couple of fresh kicks before powerslamming Rena and dropping with her knees to set up a pin. The ref counts, 1…2.. – Rena kicks out, and Charlotte looks frustrated; she underestimated Rena’s resilience by a mile. Rena, however, has the measure of her opponent, and as Charlotte is getting up, she runs forward and pulls off her lighting inside cradle. Charlotte doesn’t even fully comprehend what’s going on until the 2 count, and there’s no way she can focus herself in time to prevent Rena getting the 1,2,3.
Philip: Here is your winner… Rena!
Rena is thrilled with her victory; she gets up on the turnbuckles, absorbing the love from the crowd… but she also does not forget her opponent, who has done well in her first competitive match. Rena helps her up, and both ladies salute the fans before heading to the back together.
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 16:55:57 GMT -5
Segment: To start the new year... (Credit: Jake Cheng) Alternate Title: BK told Jake to write a quality segment for every show so here it is.
2006. A new year; a new beginning. A chance to start over, make new goals. A chance to do the unthinkable.
Jake Cheng hopes to do the unthinkable.
Now I don’t know what your pre-match routine is. Some may eat, some stretch, hell some may get pumped up by listening to music. Well, not Jake Cheng, as you may know, he meditates. Meditating is a great relaxation tool, especially when you are in a high-pressure situation. Tonight, Jake gets to kick off the New Year with a match against Latino. Thought Latino has not held many championship belts, he has defeated the likes of BK London, Daredevil and TNT, three men of which Jake still haven’t beaten. Even though him and Jake are close to the same age, Latino also has a hot wife. Anyway, I am going to stop talking about how Jake’s opponent is better than him.
In meditation, silence is necessary. Some quiet music in the background, like the sound the waves or a stream, but loud noises are bad. Here would be a perfect opportunity for Stan to run into the Untouchables locker room to tell Jake something highly unimportant and then walk away like nothing happened. Too bad Stan is dead. Maybe someday Jake will get his act together and put together a tribute show for Stan. And then hopefully get revenge on the Senatorial Stable.
?: Hey Jake!
Someone opens the door to the Untouchable locker room. Jake doesn’t move from his seated position as Damien, Jonny Spade’s protégé, runs into the room.
Damien: Jake, he’s here.
Jonny is now walking into the locker room, a looks of disappointment on his face.
Jonny: Damien, don’t disturb Jake. We don’t want him to be bitchy the rest of the week.
Jake: It’s ok Jonny, I told him to get me when BK got here. Damien, where is he?
Jake opens his eyes and get up off of the locker room floor with a well-executed kip up.
Damien: He said he’ll be down here in a bit. He is going to go to his locker room, drop his stuff off and then he’ll be down here with the package.
Jonny: The Package?
Jake: BK has some pictures that he took that he is going to give me.
Jonny: What kind of pictures?
Jake: Pictures from the ACW New Years Party. BK lost a bet and had to be the designated driver, so he decided to take pictures of everybody drunk so he could use them next time he loses a bet. He is giving me pictures of our new biggest rivals, Atomic Kitsune and The Macho Man, RDK!
The crowd provides an obligatory pop for the ACW tag team champions.
Jake: Who, I would like to add, is no longer the ACW World Champion.
The crowd now boos Jake for bringing that up.
Jake: But, RDK is better than that two timing, sister fucking, brother killing, cameraman shooting son of a bitch that is Hunter.
The crowd cheers once again.
Jonny: Jake, stop playing with the crowds emotions. Why would you want pictures of AK and RDK drunk?
Jake: To get some dirt on them. To give me something to do until we use our title shots, would you rather play video games?
Jonny: Actually...
Jake: That was a rhetorical question.
Jonny: Oh.
Jonny walks around the room for a bit and realizes his match is coming up soon. He gets up out of his seat and leaves the room, as he was already in his ring gear. Jake goes back to his seat on the floor, continuing to prepare for the unthinkable.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 16:56:54 GMT -5
Match 5: Latino vs. Jake Cheng (Credit: Daredevil)
The show enters its second half; Philip is ready and waiting to make the required introductions.
Philip: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from hong Kong, weighing at 196 lbs...Jake Cheng!
’Petrified’ by Fort Minor hits and Jake Cheng emerges through the curtain to a torrid response from the fans, who boo the Untouchables member from the moment he enters right the way down when he walks down the ramp. Jake smiles as he enters the ring, throwing his arms in the air that just gets an even more hostile reaction as he waits for his opponent.
Philip: And from New York City, weighing at 240 lbs...Latino!
The arena quietens, until ‘OooooOOOoooh Latino!’ hits and the fans got nuts as ‘Lowrider’ by War hits, and Latino walks out through the curtains. Latino walks down the ramp, moving to the beat and clapping the fans’ hands as he makes his way down to the ring. He rolls under the ropes, climbing the turnbuckle and slaps his chest with an open palm before jumping down and preparing to fight.
Bell Rings.
The two, unfamiliar with each other’s style in the ring, slowly close up on each other. Latino tries to pounce on Jake, but Jake swiftly dives out the way. Latino quickly gets back to his feet and closes in on Jake again. The two lock in a grapple hold and Jake shoves Latino back, and swings a kick to the knees of Latino. Latino stumbles down to his knees, and Jake follows up with a stiff, firm kick to the chest. He lifts Latino up and throws him at the ropes, and takes him down firmly with a Spinning Heel Kick. Jake pounces on Latino with a quick cover but latino gets a shoulder up before two, and Jake rolls off Latino. Latino is slowly getting back to his feet as Jake runs back off the ropes and kicks Latino square in the jaw with the flat of his foot. Jake smirks, dragging Latino to the centre of the ring and jumping at the ropes in a springboard leg drop, only for Latino to roll out of the way. Jake howls as he lands, giving the interpretation that he may have done minor damage to his tailbone, as Latino manages to get to his feet. The New Yorker finally gets some offense into the match, lifting Jake up, giving him a couple of shots to the kidney area. He grabs Jake around the head, and lifts him up for a vertical suplex that he hits with ease. Jake stays laid out as Latino jumps to his feet, and swiftly hits a jumping Moonsault, however Jake kicks out before three.
Latino lifts Jake back to his feet and hooks him up for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jake refuses to budge and manages to escape from the hold with a jab to the eye. The fans don’t like this one bit as Latino stumbles back, treating his eye but Jack shows no mercy, instead running and planting Latino with the Intermission (X-Factor). Jake climbs the turnbuckle and plans to hit the Dragon’s Splash, but notices that his plans are thwarted as Latino slowly climbs to his feet. So instead, Jake flies off the top rope, arm stretched, and takes Latino down with a thunderous lariat that sends him crashing back down to the ground. Jake drapes an arm over Latino, but Latino manages to kick out, and rather comfortably. Jake manages to get back to his feet, but the first action he takes is arguing with the referee. The referee tries to control Jake but fails to do so, and luckily for him Latino drags jake down by the trousers, rolling him up into a School Boy but quickly letting go, instead locking in a Boston Crab. Jake manages to grab the ropes nearby and Latino drops the hold, but before he can react Jake slides to the outside of the ring, much to the jeers of the crowd. Jake walks over to the announcer’s table and grabs a steel chair, closing it and putting it into the ring. However before he can hit Latino, the referee grabs the chair. Jake then engages in a tug-of-war with the referee, but the referee wins.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 16:57:30 GMT -5
The referee leans over the ropes to put the chair to the outside, but Jake has an idea. First he dropkicks Latino in the kneecaps, sending him to the ground, and then Jake quickly gets up, and dropkicks the referee in the back, sending him over the top ropes and falling to the outside. The fans jeer, as they know that Jake now has the upper hand. He slips to the outside and grabs the steel chair, and with the referee lying with his eyes facing the ground, Jake hits him in the knowledge that he won’t know the culprit. He then slides into the ring, chair in hands and walks over to Latino. Latino is slowly getting to his feet, and is on his knees, looking up at Jake. Fans know this familiar action, and as latino mocks begging for mercy they expect their hero to jump up and attack Jake. Only it doesn’t work this time, and Jake swiftly swings the chair and plants Latino square in between the eyes. Latino stays in his position, before slumping down like a fallen tree. Jake smirks, leaving the chair in its position as he rolls Latino onto it, and climbing the top rope. He points to Latino, and attempts the Final Chapter (540 Backflip Leg Drop) but Latino rolls out the way and Jake again does damage to that tailbone, landing on the chair! Latino rolls out the way as Jake howls again in pain, slowly getting to his feet.
Latino lifts Jake to his feet, hitting a huge Switch Blade Cut, and looks over at the referee, who is slowly climbing to his feet. He rolls Jake over and kicks the chair out of the ring, before climbing the top rope. He points to the sky, jumping down and planting Jake with a huge Frog Splash! Latino then makes the cover as the referee climbs into the ring and makes the 1-2-3.
Philip: Here is your winner… Latino!
The crowd is delighted as always with the frog splash, and Latino gets up with a broad smile of satisfaction on his face. As he slides out of the ring, Jake pulls himself back to his feet… it looks like he could use some more meditation time. But the crowds cheers Jake’s efforts, and he raises his arms in defiant style, drawing another loud pop, as the show cuts to commercials.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 16:58:32 GMT -5
An Intrusion of Intimacy (Credit:??)
As the scene returns to the arena, all eyes are directed toward the arena entrance, patiently anticipating whatever is in store for them next. The Alphatron begins to flicker erratically signaling a possible technical fault presumably causing the now panic-stricken backroom staff to locate the source of the error and hopefully rectify it. Fears of technical difficulties are soon put to rest however as the shot changes and a scene is transmitted.
Footage of a moderately busy restaurant is beamed to the packed arena. The footage, not shot with high quality equipment but a home video camera, indicated by the date and time in the lower right corner, is of a couple sat at one of the restaurants' round mahogany tables supporting two glasses of drinks, a vase with flowers and empty but food-stained plates, obviously its contents have recently been consumed.
The couple are in the middle of an intimate conversation exhibited by their radiant smiles, clasped hands and glaring eyes focused on each others. It doesn't take an ACW buff to recognize this amorous pair as Latino and Alicia Kitsune spending their precious free time in each others' company away from the ring, the cameras, the fans and the occasional violence they are subjected to.
Their blissful poise suggests they are completely at ease, comfortable and so natural that it's almost as if they are unaware of the camera recording them at this moment.
Somebody walks right in front of shot and stops, obstructing the view of the amatory pair. The person reveals feminine looking hands as she places a cup of dark liquid, possibly coffee down on the surface on which the camera is supported, partially obscuring the view. When she finally moves away from the table a hand appears and pushes the cup out of the way. Now with Latino and AK in full view again they are standing up, ready to leave as they take their expensive looking jackets from the chairs they once occupied and slip their arms into the sleeves eloquently. They disappear out of shot and the unmistakable sound of air sneaking in to an opened door is heard.
They re-appear, this time on the other side of the window they were just sitting by, pause and share a passionate kiss as the camera still rolls. They Latino speaks something to his love before they first look up the street then down it. AKs' lips move with a smile before they final decide to walk away, out of shot once more.
A few seconds pass of the same shot of a now empty table with its empty chairs next to the imageless window. Suddenly the image jolts and the camera is seemingly moving, moving towards the door which Latino and AK used.
Once outside to the bustling traffic and rushing pedestrians the shot swings to the left just in time to catch the image of Latino and AK from behind, walking down the sidewalk holding each other around the waist. This image remains for some time until they eventually turn around a corner and disappear from view then all of a sudden. . . black.
The technicians at ringside clearly have no idea what just happened; they talk urgently into their cellphones and walkie-talkies, trying to establish where the footage came from, and the fans start to realize that this really wasn’t expected or intended to appear in the show. They feel uneasy, but can’t put their finger on why…
The producer in the booth cues some commercials to buy a little investigation time.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:00:41 GMT -5
Match 6: Johnny Spade vs. Kudo (Credit: Latino)
The show returns from the break with the next match ready to roll.
Phillip: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is set for a twenty minute time limit! Introducing first from Kyoto, Japan weighing in at 200lbs at a height of 5’9”…the ACW Entertainment Champion…Mr. K.O….Kudo!
The arena lights dim as the fans in the arena wait patiently. The brief seconds pass as if they were minutes then BOOM a flash periodically appears with the beat of “Poison.” A small pyro explosion finishes the series and then the lights come back on with Kudo at the top walking down the ramp. His title glimmers slightly as the explosions go off. The fans give him a mixed reaction; some are still in positive mood after Kudo’s speech earlier, while others are expecting the return of “rudo” Kudo and hold up signs that say “Kudo Sucks”, and many yell out vulgarities that the FCC would go crazy over. He climbs into the ring and waits patiently for his opponent.
Phillip: And his opponent from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 245 lbs at a height of 6’4”….Jonny Spade!
The lights in the arena go dark and a slight chill can be felt throughout the arena as Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the speakers around the arena. The spotlights now flash in a random pattern and after a few seconds Jonny can be seen walking through the crowds. Many fans reach their hand as he slaps them in return. He jumps on top of the barrier and balances himself quickly. Spade leaps across the open space and lands on the apron and then hops again over the top rope. The fans pop as they watch his actions. Ring pyro shoots up as Jonny spins around under a shower of electricity.
The Bell Rings.
Kudo and Jonny circle one another in the ring as the fans are slowly starting to get behind Spade. They are chanting his name and Jonny gives a smirk as he looks around. The duo lock-up as they each struggle for leverage early on in the match. After a few seconds of battling this Test of Strength Kudo elbows Jonny in the head once, then twice, and then a third time. Spade stumbles back and Kudo doesn’t hesitate as he runs at Jonny with a clothesline. Jonny counters the attack with a textbook pendulum backbreaker. He pushes Kudo onto the mat and then quickly leaps on him as he delivers a barrage of fists across Kudo’s head. He finally releases as the Referee yells at him to stop. Jonny gets up and pulls Kudo back into his feet by his spiked hair. Jonny whips Kudo into the ropes and then picks him up as he quickly spins Kudo 180 degrees setting him up for the piledriver. Kudo is desperately tries to lock his ankles around Jonny’s head but Spade jumps in the air and slams Kudo’s head into the mat. Jonny quickly rolls up Kudo as he hooks the leg for the cover. The Referee slides onto the mat and slams the mat.
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout by Kudo as he rolls to the side holding his head in pain. Jonny is quickly back on his feet as the fans are now chanting “Let’s Go Jonny!” clap clap clap clap repeatedly. He once again stands up Kudo and then lifts him up with a vertical suplex. Spade drops him forward onto the ropes leaving him hanging. Jonny starts climbing the nearest turnbuckle corner and then once he reaches the top takes a brief seconds as he measures the distance. Spade jumps with a top rope leg drop but Kudo pushes back only grabbing the ropes so as he doesn’t fall off the apron. Jonny lands hard on the mat and rolls over as he plays the last few seconds in his head. He gets up slowly as the seconds pass the fans are cheering once again for Jonny. As he turns around to face his opponent, Kudo grabs Jonny and headbutts him a few times. He then grabs Jonny’s head and lifts him in his own Vertical Suplex. He holds Jonny up for a brief few seconds as the blood rushes to Spade’s head and then both men come down as Kudo finishes the Brainbuster. A few close fans can’t help but yell out BRAINBUSTAAAAH!! as the rest of the fans all stand up trying to get a good look at the two men. Both are laid out as if it were a trainwreck. The audience at home are shown replay after replay from twenty different angles.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:01:08 GMT -5
The Referee is now counting the two men as the cameras get close to both men. Kudo is starting to show signs of life as Jonny looks legitimately knocked out. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Kudo shakes his head as he hears the Referee’s count. He grabs onto the apron as still is favoring his head. He rolls in and back out the ring to break the count. The look on his face shows he does not want a cheap win here. Kudo starts shaking his head as he’s putting himself back together and drags Jonny back onto his feet. FIVE! He whips Spade into the steels steps and Jonny flips over it. Kudo pushes one of the steps out of the way and grabs Jonny by the hair. SIX! He elbows Jonny in the face and then gives him a knee strike in the torso. Jonny falls back onto the timekeeper but comes out of the corner with a rush of adrenaline as he spears Kudo into the steel post. SEVEN! Jonny hears the Referee and quickly rolls Kudo inside the ring and follows just as the Referee yells out EIGHT! Kudo tries to go for a cover but Kudo counters it into a small package. The Referee goes for the count
ONE!
TWO!
Jonny kicks out and both competitors roll to their respective side and are on the feet in the matter of seconds. They stare are one another and Kudo shakes his index finger as he also shakes his head. Jonny grabs Kudo’s extended arm and whips him into the ropes. As he returns, Jonny grabs Kudo and goes for the S-Drop #3. Kudo breaks out of the move in mid-air and doesn’t let anything go as he gives Jonny the poison mist directly in his face. Jonny stumbles back as he claws at his face. Kudo picks up Spade for the Go To Sleep. As he lands on his feet, Kudo strikes him with a knee to the face and Jonny drops onto the mat. Kudo goes for the cover as he hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Phillip: Here is your winner…KUUUUDO!
Kudo grabs his title as the fans all around are booing non stop. Jonny is in the ring slowly coming around; he is definitely not pleased by the last few minutes of that match as he looks around. He gets up and stares down Kudo as the champ looks back with a smirk and walks off holding his title.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:01:53 GMT -5
Segment: Education First. (Credit: Rena)
Rena: Tyler Stevens, The one who Rena Matheson fell in love with. Rena, the one who really cared, wrote him a love letter to express her feelings. After a long protracted war, she ended up failing the operation. Although it seemed like there was no glimpse of hope left in this war of love, Tyler gave her a hint of interest within her. Rena Matheson’s battle has now just begun!
People crowded around her inside the large library stop to stare at her with looks on their faces. Many question what the hell she’s talking about, others to question if she has a brain inside her head. She looks around and smiles sweetly, attempting to brush off the embarrassment. She tries to recover with a slide remark.
Rena: Love story book! Sounds good, I’m going to borrow it!
The people stop their staring and continue on with their lives inside the knowledgeable walls. Soon after, a small pile of books slam on a desk. It is Rena with a hunk of what seems like texts. She picks up one that says “Mentality of Love”.
Rena: “To reflect about last time, first of all you need to learn the way of falling in love.”
Her eyes begin to shutter a few moments after beginning to read the book, and soon her head is snuggled inside the book, obviously sleeping.
Rena: Tyler….
After muttering his name, she pops her eyes open and gasps, pulling herself up and lightly hitting herself.
Rena: IDIOT! I’m an idiot! The feeling I have for Tyler is only that much!?
She picks up another book, “Art of War”.
Rena: Literary Style doesn’t fit me… “If you know your enemy and know yourself, the victory is not at risk.”…Who wrote that…Sonshi (famous war tactician in Ancient China)? hmm well after all, women know women best! Knowing Myself, What kinda person am I?
She sighs and thinks.
Rena: Rena Matheson, 21 Years Old. Appearance and Style great! Popular and well-liked I should say.
She imagines herself sprawled on the ground after being hit from a badminton birdie.
Rena: Sports, no good.
She imagines herself reading an IQ test she took a while ago. She failed.
Rena: Studying, no good.
Again, she imagines herself cooking. She is standing over an oven with a flaming pan. She seems scared and confused.
Rena: Cooking, no good.
She is now with her head over the book, sobbing childishly.
Rena: There’s nothing good about me at all…
She pulls herself up and sighs.
Rena: Don’t be discouraged! Let’s look somewhere else…Take Off Rabbit? Like…taking off a rabbit’s skin!? It’s definitely not like that.
Rena turns and politely asks the gentleman beside her.
Rena: Excuse me, What’s the meaning of this term?
The man spins around and reads the word. He looks up at her and speaks. She looks surprised when she saw Tyler Steven’s face.
Tyler: It means a rabbit that is running away. It’s a war-like tactic.
Rena: ugh…thank you!....what…the…
She begins to run away in a hurry, redness flushing her cheeks.
Rena: SINCE WHEN WAS HE THERE!?
As she is running, Tyler looks up and exclaims.
Tyler: Right, just like that.
When she turns the corner, she grabs her face.
Rena: Now he definitely thinks I’m a weirdo! But, this is the first time I’ve really talked to Tyler. In this case, next, I’ll make him read this!
A few moments later, she pops up behind Tyler with an innocent grin on her face.
Rena: Ty-Tyler…How...How do you say this?
She places the book down, but a man jumps in before Tyler can answer.
Man: Ah that, It’s read “love”. Are you single? You’re very cute.
By this time Rena is flushed with anger and before running away again, she punches the guy into next week. She rushes into an aisle and looks through the book.
Rena: There has to be some animal picture in here that has to have love in it! AH!
She pops up beside him again.
Rena: Tyler, what bird is this!?
Tyler: Let’s see…
Rena: Yes, say it.
Tyler: Toucan.
(Rena was mistaken, as she thought that the toucan was actually a lovebird.)
Rena’s face goes numb and her eyes grow larger. It seems like she is now falling down an endless pit.
Rena: Mis-tak-en!!
Tyler: well I should be getting home. See you, Rena.
She bounces up off the floor and waves.
Rena: See you, Tyler! *thought* I’m no good, still…
She smiles slightly and walks out of the library. Rena hurries to check the books out and runs away in failure once again.
Fade out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:02:41 GMT -5
Segment: Birth of the Double-A (Credit: BK/Latino)
As we fade into this segment we now see a close up of an ice pack, the camera slowly begins to move back from that close up and the shot comes more into perspective. As we continue to close out it is revealed as BK London under the ice pack, obviously concealing the giant bump created by the fight with Latino. The camera continues to move back and now Victor himself is shown with not only one ice pack on his head, but two. Behind them stand about 8 giant security guards, probably present to make sure nothing like what happens earlier goes on again. But can men come between the burning hatred between BK London and Latino? The two men continue to share dirty glares at with each other and it would seem that they are about to get it on again but Ginger comes between the two with the returning Craig Lewis. Still sporting a few wounds and bruises from his hellacious match against BK London at Winter's Discontent, he doesn't look too happy.
Ginger: You know I'd expect this from new people like Tornado or Rawt or even Red, but coming from two ACW veterans such as yourself, this makes me sick. I should NOT have to separate you two like two kids in a schoolyard.
BK tosses his ice pack aside and picks up his ACW International Championship from his chair and tosses it over his shoulder.
BK: You know what? I don't have to take this. I am the International Champion AND I've got a title to defend tonight, so I'm out of here.
BK turns and heads for the door, leaving with a sense of superiority over everyone in the room but he is stopped once he hears the voice of Ginger.
Ginger: BK, you leave this room and I will make sure that tonight you won't have a title to defend. So I suggest you bring your ass back over.
Anger consumes the face of BK and he makes his way through the security guards and back to where Ginger and Latino are at.
Ginger: You've made the right decision. Now as I was saying, I should NOT have to separate you two. These constant fights in the hallways WILL be put to an end and it will be put to an end tonight.
Latino: We wouldn't even be here if he would just stop insulting my wife. You don't here me talking about this puta-faced wife.
BK: Excuse me?
Latino: You heard me SHE HAS A WET NOSE!
BK: And your about to get a bloody one.
A fight will looks like its about to erupt in Ginger's office but the security guards and even Ginger himself makes sure the two are separated and not in arm's length of each other.
Ginger: This is what I'm talking about these...these random insults and constant fighting has to stop. And I will keep you here ALL NIGHT if I have to, to stop this..
Craig Lewis, sporting a new and more hipper do, steps up behind Ginger and whispers to him.
Craig: We can't keep them here past 11, sir.
Ginger: I will keep you here UNTIL ELEVEN! But seeing as you two have matches to get to, I have formulated an idea in my head about how we are going to stop this. Next Monday on Warfare will be the debut of a new tag team on the scene...the team of the International Champion BK London and Victor "Latino" Laureano!
Latino: QUE?!
BK: WHAT?!
Ginger: And their debut tag team match will be against the ACW Tag Team Champion, Atomic Kitsune and The Macho Man RDK!
Latino: No, no, no, nuh-uh, not doing this!
BK: Not doing it either, think of what would happen to my credibility if I were seen tagging up with this...this...THIS….he knows Spanish….SPANISH!
Latino: ¿Su credibilidad? Tengo al equipo arriba con el andar que golpea la atracción secundaria. Yo no hago esto.
Translation: Your credibility? I have to team up with the walkin' rapping sideshow. I'm not doing this.
BK: See!
Ginger puts his arm around both BK London and Latino.
Ginger: You WILL do this. Or both of you will be suspended indefinitely for the next six months WITHOUT pay. And did I mention that if one of you even lays a hand on each other during your little tag stint that the same result will happen to you. Now, you both have matches, I suggest you both get out of my sight and start planning for your tag team match against the champs.
Both BK and Latino begin to walk out of the room angrily and they look back at the Chairman who is just smiling from ear to ear. They turn back and exit the room before glaring at each other and then storming off separate ways while back in the room...
Craig: So, what kind of tag team name you think they will have?
Ginger: *chuckles* Probably Affirmative Action..
The two share a hearty laugh as we fade out into the next segment.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:07:05 GMT -5
Segment: Getting the Dirt (Credit: Jake Cheng, BK for his lines)
Alternate title: Because I didn’t want to overload you with quality, here is part 2.
The Untouchables locker room is practically empty. Jonny Spade is finishing up his match, Damien is probably wandering the back. There are 4 empty lockers. Davey Marvel is probably stuck in traffic trying to get to the arena. WCW and the “Welsh Dragon” are off in Never Never Land drinking tea with Peter Pan and Captain Hook. And Stan is...well, you know.
Jake is in his ring gear now and sits on the couch awaiting BK’s arrival with the pictures. A knock on the door breaks the silence.
Jake: BK?
BK: You know it.
Jake: Come on in.
BK opens the door and steps into the Untouchables locker room, the last place it would seem BK would ever enter. Nonetheless, he walks toward Jake with a manila envelope in his hand while admiring the room.
BK: Nice place you got here, seems kinda empty though.
Are you going to make me repeat myself?
BK: Well, here are those pictures you wanted. What ever you need them for.
Looks like someone didn’t see Jake’s last segment.
BK: Well better get off to my match tonight, I've gotta defend my title against Santa Maria or something. Whatever his name is..
Jake: Thanks BK. Good luck to you too, even though you won’t need it.
BK laughs.
BK: Yeah, you’re right.
BK continues to laugh as he exits the locker room and slams the door shut. Jake shakes his head and gets up to check his pictures. He has about six, but doesn’t show them to the camera. He just smiles.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:07:51 GMT -5
Match 7: ACW World Title Match Hunter vs. Vladimir
Philip: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the first half of our double main event tonight… it is a singles match for the ACW World Championship!
The crowd pops, anticipating one heck of a contest.
Philip: Introducing first, the challenger… from Irkutsk, Siberia, the “Hammer” of the USSR… Vladimir Rasputin!
”Hymn to the USSR” fills the arena, and Vladimir emerges, proudly bearing his Soviet flag and ignoring the boos and obligatory chants of “U-S-A!” coming from the fans. The disapproval isn’t total, however; the fans have respect for Vladimir’s talent and hard work, and so cheering can be heard underpinning the more negative reaction.
Vlad carefully places his flag at ringside, and then enters the ring; he stretches a little as he waits for his opponent, and then “Ex Nihilo” sends the crowd into raptures of cheering and whooping.
Philip: And his opponent, from Rochester New York, he is the defending ACW World Champion…. Hunter!
The fans shout and cheer as Hunter comes out on to the stage; he looks around him and raises his title to the fans, before shouldering it and performing his customary run down to the ring, sliding in and forcing Philip and Vlad to step aside swiftly. Hunter gets up on the turnbuckles as the crowd continues to cheer, and Vlad simply raises his eyebrows as Hunter hands over the title belt for the referee to hold up. He dispenses with his trenchcoat, and the crowd cheers again as the referee checks that all is in order, and calls for the bell.
Bell Rings.
The crowd is firmly behind the new Champion; a chant of “Hunter! Hunter!” echoes around the arena, and Hunter gives Vlad a confident smile, challenging him to show what he’s made of. Internally, however, Hunter’s attitude is quite different; he has prepared for the match by reviewing Vlad’s most recent contests, and having seen him produce a superb performance against the Senator at Winter Discontent Hunter is taking this threat to his title extremely seriously. The pair close in and lock up; they push at one another, measuring their strength, until Vlad inches close enough to lay down a few sharp kicks to Hunter’s abdomen. Hunter grimaces, but turns the situation to his advantage by shifting his grip to a headlock with one arm, and then lifting Vlad up by the tights with the other to perform a kind of suplex variant. Hunter rolls over and makes the first pin of the match, which Vlad kicks from right on the ref’s shout of “one!”; the two men separate, and Hunter opts to raise the pace, taking a run at Vlad and knocking him down to the mat to again land him on his back. Vlad nips back up to his feet as Hunter reaches the ropes on the other side and rebounds, going for a repeat with a clothesline, but Vlad ducks it. Ever alert, Hunter pivots around – and gets struck by a mighty elbow from his opponent that makes Hunter’s head spin for a moment or two. Vlad exploits this chance in his trademark style, battering Hunter with kicks to the ribs and abdomen before attacking his knees. Dizzied, Hunter sinks to one knee, and this allows Vlad to produce his “Capitalist Crusher” (Shining Wizard) which draws both cries of surprise and dismay from the fans. Hunter drops, and Vlad wastes no time making the pin, 1…..2- Hunter kicks out strongly on the 2, but Vlad just continues to look pleased and almost at ease with his performance so far.
Hunter knows he’s got to re-take the initiative, and is back on his feet in a flash; he moves quickly and attacks with a string of forearm blows, forcing Vlad backward into one of the corners. Once he has his opponent contained, Hunter attempts to turn Vlad around so that he can continue with his assault on Vlad’s back and spine, but Vlad refuses to let Hunter do this and braces against the post, lifting his feet and kicking Hunter back. Hunter staggers, but does not fall, and comes back rapidly to drive his shoulder into his foe; Vlad gasps, and Hunter starts to climb the ropes, pulling Vlad with him. Hunter is looking for a superplex, and tries to take hold of Vlad – but the Siberian resists, and manages to dislodge Hunter so that he drops back to the mat. Vlad is not a natural high flyer, but he makes use of his position on the second rope to launch a jumping crossbody attack – and Hunter grabs the chance to counter it into his own Land Mine Dolphin, catching Vlad on his shoulders before executing the move. The crowd roars for the APM, and Hunter is not the sort to deny them their pleasure… but Vlad is not so “communally” minded (ironically enough given his political leanings) and rolls away to prevent Hunter following up with his finishing technique. Vlad in fact rolls right to the outside, and takes up a defensive stance as he appraises the situation; Hunter looks at him, and the crowd shouts for another spectacular move. Hunter is aware, however, that a single false move could be extremely costly, and his head overrules his heart; he beckons Vlad forward, and Vlad carefully gets back on the apron, watching closely for Hunter’s next move. Hunter is tempted to try and knock Vlad back, possibly going for the countout… but it somehow doesn’t feel right. As he re-enters the ring, Vlad gives Hunter the merest nod of appreciation for his honorable conduct, and then the pair move in the same instant, clashing in the centre of the ring and trading huge blows and kicks, causing the thrilled crowd to fill the arena with their enthusiastic cheering.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:08:29 GMT -5
If the last minute or two have been characterized by caution, now both men let rip with the full force of their accumulated skill. For about 3 minutes there is solid action; suplexes are traded like commodities on a particularly busy stock market, and these are mixed with bursts of hand to hand fighting as the pair try to break each other’s will and determination, looking for the one chance they need to score a decisive blow. Hunter makes the crowd leap to their feet with his standing Tiger driver, and the ever-popular dynamite; Vlad shows what the term “superpower” really means with his Tyrant Killer (Flatliner) and two snap suplexes in succession that set the scene for his Northern Lights variation, which earns him a count of almost 2.5. It’s clear that the match could still swing either way, and the fans urge Hunter to finish the contest; they are now seriously considering the possibility that he could be dethroned after so short a reign. Vlad seems to be taking this view, too; he blasts Hunter with a stream of kicks and then throws himself against the ropes, charging forward and hitting Hunter with another running elbow. As Hunter fights to clear his head, Vlad skids to a stop and grasps the nettle (and his foe); he sets up for the Siberian Express (Angel’s Wings) and the noise in the arena becomes incredible. Hunter tries to break out, but Vlad’s grip is like iron; the crowd yells in dismay as he goes for the move… and Hunter springs his carefully devised trap, pushing off the ground with such power that he is able to flip right over Vlad’s head, their arms still hooked together. The switch gives Hunter the element of surprise he needs to break Vlad’s hold as he lands, and he instead grabs his foe so that Vlad is placed into a Schwein position. Shifting his right arm so that it is under Vlad’s head, Hunter is able to lift his opponent into a stalled suplex position, from which Vlad is unable to escape before Hunter completes the Shotgun. Vlad can’t protect himself, and the move connects at full strength; Hunter makes the pin at once, and the referee slides in to count the 1,2,3.
Philip: Here is your winner, and still ACW World Champion… Hunter!
The crowd is pleased and relieved at the result; Hunter takes back his belt and celebrates with it, as Vlad gets back on his feet. He is understandably disappointed, but the crowd recognizes the contribution he has made to an excellent match and are generous in their applause as he heads to the back. For his part, Hunter is not too proud to join the clapping for a few moments, before enjoying the crowd’s response to his victory a little more as the show goes to its final break.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:08:59 GMT -5
The lights randomly go out as a collage of all of the many themes that Davey Marvel has had plays over the loud speaker. Meanwhile a barage of Davey's career highlights go over the Alphatron. It speeds up steadily and constantly til it just can't go faster and the lights go back out. Then appearing on the Alphatron is...Davey Marvel 2-2-06 Fade.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:09:34 GMT -5
Segment: It’s all kicking off…
As the scene fades in, a very familiar voice pierces the air. Alicia is clearly not at all happy, and Chairman Ginger is getting an earful as a result.
AK: So you mean you RUN this federation, and yet you have no idea who’s behind that footage? Give me a break. I spend more than enough time on promotional work, Ginger… I don’t expect to have these cameras following me and my husband around during our private time.
Ginger: Look, for the last time… I’m as angry about this as you are, and it has nothing to do with me. So stop getting your knickers in a twist.
AK does calm down, and Ginger looks a little more sympathetic.
Ginger:…..this isn’t actually about this tag match I made, is it?
AK: No. I would obviously prefer not to have to kick seven shades out of my nearest and dearest, but that’s your decision, not mine. Victor and I won’t hold anything back with one another, that’s for sure.
Ginger: Good. I have very high hopes for this contest, I’m sure it will be, ahem, a lesson for all of you. Is there anything else?
AK: Not at this second. Good Night, Mr. Chairman.
AK turns and walks out of the office; the camera follows her. As she leaves the secretary’s little area, Charlotte is seen leaning against the wall, and falls in step. AK smiles in greeting.
AK: Oh, hey. I saw your match tonight, you did very well. I know Rena wasn’t holding back, so well done.
Charlotte: Thanks.
AK: Is this an interview?
Charlotte: Hell no, this is girl talk. This is serious!
They both laugh.
Charlotte: So, any news on that weird video?
AK: None of any importance. Let’s just say I’m keeping an open mind.
Charlotte: I see. And what about the tag title situation?
AK: BK and Victor are going to be a tough team to beat… but RDK and I aren’t going to give up our belts easily. I think it’s going to be hard for them to work together, and we can take advantage of that. Then, of course, there’s Jonny and Jake.
Charlotte: I know! Does he really have…
AK: Oh, almost certainly. I was completely trolleyed by the end of the evening… but then, so was everyone else. Take a look at these…
AK pulls out her camera phone, and hands it to Charlotte, whose eyes get bigger with each new picture.
Charlotte:…..my goodness. Shame there are none of Jake and Jonny here…
AK: Well, we couldn’t prise Jonny off the Karaoke machine most of the evening… oh, which reminds me – look at the video clip.
Charlotte: What the….. she laughs loudly… what on earth does Kevin think he’s doing?
AK: It looks like the Funky Chicken to me… and who’s that dancing just to his left, I wonder?
Charlotte looks more closely, and then turns bright red.
Charlotte: ….Oh, my god. I didn’t….
AK:… Yeah, you did. I think you should adopt that can-can kick as your finisher… you could call it “Lashed and Dangerous!”
AK continues to laugh as Charlotte gives her a shove, and they continue down the corridor as the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Jan 5, 2006 17:11:18 GMT -5
Match 8: ACW International Championship: Tables Match BK London(c) vs Santiago Rivera (Credit: BK / Santiago)
The crowd has been well and truly reminded of ACW’s capacity to entertain, and the second main event promises to underline that with style. Philip is waiting in the ring.
Phillip: This match is the second of the night’s two main events, and is scheduled for one fall; it is for the ACW International Championship, coming to the ring weighing in at 232 pounds from Syracuse, New York, Santiago Rivera!
"Get Your Way" by Jamie Cullum hits and the Senatorial Stable member gets somewhat of pop as he makes his way down the ramp. He slaps hands with the fans closer to the ring and then hops up on the apron before saluting the fans. He then proceeds to hop over the top rope and onto the middle turnbuckle in one leap and he continues to praise his fans.
Phillip: And his opponent, weighing in at 232 pounds from Brooklyn, New York, he is the ACW International Champion, The Boy Wonder, B-K London!
"Diamonds (Remix)" by Kanye West blares through the speakers and BK walks through the curtains to a mixed reaction. As he walks onto the stage he holds his International Championship in the air and sparks begin flowing down from the top of the Alphatron. BK hops into the ring before taking a look at all the tables surrounding the ring and then he smiles. He hands the referee the International Championship and the referee raises it in the air, signalling it is for the belt. He hands the belt to Phillip and then signals for the bell.
As the match commences both superstars walk to the center of the ring, determined to pick up the win in highly anticipated match. Santiago throws out the frist right hand but BK rebounds with a right hand of his own, soon a brawl explodes in the center of the ring and the crowd begins to eat it up. BK lands a suprising kick to the abdomen of Santiago before whipping him into the ropes. Santiago bounces off the ropes and BK attempts to land a back body drop on the Senatorial Stable member but Santiago lands on his feet. BK rises up and he turns around and almost falls prey to the Mexican Destroyer (Ace Crusher) but BK pushes Santiago and slips out the ring under the bottom rope. BK walks around on the outside and recieves much heat from the crowd. Santiago paces back and forth in the ring waiting for BK to enter again but his patience is growing thin. Santiago steps through the ropes onto the apron and he waits for BK to turn around. As BK does Santiago dives off the apron, attempting a shoulder block but he crashes and burns when the International Champion side steps it. The wily veteran in the ring, BK was obviously attempting to lure the naive Santiago to the outside and it worked. BK picks up Santiago and delivers several knees to the gut before landing a snap suplex on the thin padded mat on the outside. BK rises up and begins to taunt the ACW fans before resuming work on Santiago. He picks him up again and delivers right hands to the face of Santiago, knocking him on the guard rail. BK removes the rubber padding for the guard rail on the opposite to Santiago and he has an evil look in his eye. BK attempts to whip Santiago into the exposed guard rail but Santiago gets a grip on the guardrail. BK continues to attempt to pull him but he doesn't budge. Santiago lays a swift kick to the gut of BK before pulling him towards himself and back body dropping him over the guard rail into the crowd.
The crowd goes mental and Santiago drops to one knee to catch his breath from the exhaustion. Santiago walks over to the ring and he lifts the mat under it before pulling out, not a table, but a ladder. We haven't seen much of Santiago with ladders so anything can happen at the moment. Santiago rests the ladder on the guardrail and backs up. He signals a cut throat taunt before sprinting towards the ladder and running up it. As he dives off the slanted ladder he suffers a cruel twist of fate when a flying chair knocks him in his face. Santiago drops down on the concrete like a sack of bricks and BK emerges from the crowd with a smile on his face, obviously the culprit behind the attack. He picks up Santiago and carries him back towards the guardrail. Pushing the ladder back onto the ground ringside he then proceeds to toss Santiago back ringside also. BK hops over the ring barricade and Santiago continues to crawl and gets his head under the ring. BK grabs Santiago by his leg and smiles before pulling him out, as Santiago emerges from under the ring he gives BK a face full of the spray from the fire extinguisher. BK is blinded for the moment and he staggers around wildly, swinging like a drunk man. The referee approaches the blind BK and BK quickly grabs him and hoists him over his shoulders in a fireman's carry. The crowd gets a laugh out of this as RAF thrashes around on the shoulders of BK and he screams at BK that he's the referee. As the smoke from the fire extinguisher fades away the crowd sees Santiago perched on the top rope. BK grabs the referee's shirt and he wipes his eyes. Now able to see, BK looks up and Santiago dives off the top rope and lands a clothesline to the International Champion. The crowd pops Santiago and he picks up BK and tosses him back into the ring.
BK begins to rise in the middle of the ring and Santiago pulls out a table from under the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. Santiago pushes it into the ring and then he picks up the ladder. He attempts to get it into the ring and BK sees this. BK bounces off the ropes and goes for the baseball slide into the ladder, which will hit Santiago in the face but Santiago smartly lifts the ladder and BK slides right under it. BK lands on his feet and recieves a face full of ladder courtesy of "The Iron Man" Santiago Rivera. BK holds his jaw on the ground and Rivera sets the ladder up and rests it on the side of the ring. He then grabs BK and picks him up. Santiago attempts to suplex BK, back first onto the nearly vertical ladder but BK blocks it. BK punches Santiago multiple times in the gut and BK secures a waistlock on him. BK turns back first toward the ladder and sends Santiago hurling into the ladder with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. A crunch is heard from the ladder as the body smacks agains the metal the crowd goes "Ooooooooh", feeling Rivera's pain. BK continues to hold his jaw from the shot with the ladder earlier and he tosses Rivera into the ring. Leaving the ladder up against the side of the ring BK slides into the ring and he picks up Santiago. He lifts him up in a scoop slam like manuever and places him in a tree of woe on the rope. RAF is highly against this manuever but BK tells him to shove it. BK manages to get the table in front of Santiago's face and then he backs up. BK sprints and then delivers a sliding dropkick to the table and the folded metal legs of the ladder smacks against the face of Santiago. Santiago's body goes limp after this attack and BK hops up and taunts the crowd and then holds his jaw once again. RAF removes Rivera's leg off the top turnbuckle. BK continues to taunt the crowd as we cut to a highly rare commercial during this match.
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