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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:20:07 GMT -5
Segment: More betting tales (Credit: Bob)
In the NoA locker room, Kross is sitting at a table with Bob. Bob has a bunch of poker chips by him and Kross has none.
Kross: Damn! I can’t believe you beat me.
Bob: Well, it looks like someone just got Swerved.
Kross: Yes, Yes I did. I’m so taking away your wine privilege.
Bob: Oh Kross, it’s just a cook book. I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean I could easily have Yoko copy the pages at Kinko’s…..
Kross stands up looking very alarmed.
Kross: NO! BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!
Bob: But Kross, it’s just a cook book.
Kross then sits down looking like he’s trying to calm himself.
Kross: Yes, only a “cookbook”. It’s very rare and copying it at Kinko’s would ruin the ink. I don’t want such a vintage book ruined.
Bob: Well maybe we can get on one E-Bay….
Kross (mumbling under his breath): The Black Market E-bay maybe.
Bob: Did you say something Kross?
Kross: Oh no, nothing at all. So when should your date with Yoko be?
Bob: Next Saturday. Yoko will be available then. That way I can set up some reservations and such.
Kross: Ah well I hope it goes well with you. I figure getting your lip stapled to your shirt is worth this date.
Bob: I think so. Yoko will be a great date.
Amo and Vincent enter the Awesomeroom.
Amo: Hey Bob, you ready for our match?
Bob: You know it buddy. The 2 top Tag Teams going against the Collective Ass of the Senatorial Stable. We got this one in the bag.
Amo: You know what’s real cool Bob?
Bob: Why no Amo, what might that be?
Amo: We are now the Number One Contenders after G-Unit just got….
Bob & Amo: SWERVED!
Bob and Amo give each other a high five.
Bob: Ok Buddy, I’m ready to rock!
Bob and Amo get ready to walk out but Vincent stops them.
Vincent: Hey guys, you mind if I am ringside?
Bob: Well why do you want to do that?
Vincent: Well I figure since I’m Amo’s manager and this is a big match for him, I should be there. Trust me I can take care of myself if it gets tricky. Besides, another set of eyes would be good.
Amo: I don’t have a problem if Bob doesn’t.
Bob: Works for me. Let’s all get ready then
The Trio goes to the ring leaving Kross by himself.
Kross: One of these days Yoko I will get my book back…..
Kross sighs and starts reading a “Priesthood Today” as the scene fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:22:19 GMT -5
Match 7: The Bob and Amo Show + G Unit vs Will Anger, FSX and the Capitalists (Credit: Bob / AK)
Match 7 is imminent, and it’s one that’s had the crowd talking ever since its announcement. Philip is ready and waiting to get to work as the camera tightens its focus on him.
Philip: This is a Four on Four tag match, set for one fall. Introducing first, the team representing the Senatorial Stable…… The Capitalists, Will Anger, and FallenSouls!
Some presidential – style, brass – heavy music plays and the Senatorial contingent enter together in a show of solidarity. The crowd boos but the group just laughs it off, and take up their positions on one side of the ring.
Next, “Enter the Toad” begins to play, and the fans get excited as Bob and Amo walk out into the arena lights.
Philip: And their opponents…..firstly, from Los Angeles California……The Bob and Amo Show!
Vincent accompanies the awesome duo as they head down to ringside, stopping briefly to greet the fans as they do so. Both men get up on the apron and watch the Senatorial members carefully.
Then, “Defy You” hits, and the fans go bonkers as G Unit make their first appearance after their successful title defence at Bloody Valentine.
Philip: Finally, from Toronto Ontario and Saskatchewan, Moosejaw…….Jonny G and Gooeygarth, otherwise known as G Unit!
Jonny and Gooey carry their belts with obvious satisfaction, proceeding to the ring at a brisk pace. The referee takes their belts and they briefly greet Bob and Amo; then, after a short discussion Gooey enters the ring, indicating that he’ll start. Fitzharris gets nominated by his team and with everything in readiness the ref gives the timekeeper a nod.
Bell Rings.
Gooey and Fitzharris move in close and start punching one another. Fitzharris quickly discovers that Gooey is stronger than him and so switches to knees to the gut; he “accidentally” aims low with one strike and Gooey’s eyes water just a little. Being a tough sort, however, Gooey disregards the pain and as Fitzharris tries to suplex him he fights back, forcing Fitzharris to abandon the move. Gooey lands an uppercut, dazing Fitzharris, and then powerbombs him into the mat to attempt a pin. Fitzharris breaks it at two and buys himself time to tag by countering a whip from Gooey, sending both men to their own corners. Gooey tags to Jonny, who rockets in to meet Will Anger in the centre of the ring. More punches are exchanged and Anger whips Jonny, hitting him with a drop toe hold on his return so that Jonny sprawls close to the ropes. FSX sees an opportunity and nips along the apron, giving Jonny’s head a quick stomp, but the referee sees it and admonishes him. FSX’s plan then backfires as Gooey nips into the ring and helps Jonny hit a double powerbomb on Anger; the ref turns back to find Jonny making a pin. The ref counts, but Anger kicks out forcefully at the 2 count. Aiming to keep their foes guessing, Jonny makes another lightning tag, this time to Bob; Bob engages with Anger and hits him with a swift DDT. Anger’s temper is fraying, however, and Bob has the tables turned on him when Anger delivers a whiplash powerbomb that almost KO’s Bob there and then. Anger pins and Bob kicks out at 2.5; Amo calls for the tag but now the Senatorial group have wised up, and Anger makes a diving tackle to drag Bob down before he can make contact with his partner.
Bob claws, but Anger’s strength is superior and, holding Bob around the waist he gets back to his feet. Anger constricts, lifting Bob off of the floor, and Bob’s face shows obvious pain; Anger drags Bob back to his own corner and the whole Senatorial team give Bob a beating for a few seconds until the ref orders them back. Ange takes the opportunity to tag out to FSX, who enters the ring with a nasty smile on his face, but Bob pulls away from the hostile group and goes toe to toe with FSX. FSX tries to punch seven bells out of Bob, but Bob starts using his head and ducks and weaves to avoid the worst of the blows. Then as FSX mis - times an attack Bob whips him into a neutral corner, and the fans cheer as Bob uses his Bobert flip before pinning. FSX throws him off at 2, then has to make a desperate grab to stop Bob making a tag out. Bob is incredibly close but FSX reels him back in and starts stamping down hard on Bob’s back, clearly trying to do some serious damage. Bob yells in pain and FSX adds to this by letting Bob start to get up, only to then hit him with a silence scissor kick. FSX pins and gets 2; Bob is starting to tire now and he urgently needs to make a tag. This is the last thing FSX plans to allow, of course, and he hits not one but two german suplexes, wearing Bob down even further. Bob’s breathing has become harsh as his tiredness grows, but as FSX whips Bob toward his own corner again Bob speeds up and succeeds in knocking all three of his opponents off of the apron. Bob spins around and rushes back, aiming for his corner; FSX blocks him and lifts him for a spinebuster, but Bob gets his feet to FSX’s chest and the crowd goes wild as Bob counters into the Dancebreaker. Bob covers, 1…2..th – Kickout! The fans groan, and Bob forgets any further attempt to pin in favour of reaching his corner before FSX or anyone else can interfere. Jonny has his hand out and Bob makes a dive for it - but Jonny pulls back his hand so Bob can’t tag him. Bob gives Jonny a look of shock as he falls to his knees in exhaustion. Amo glares at Jonny and starts shouting.
Amo: What the hell are you doing? He needs to be tagged in!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:23:20 GMT -5
Amo shakes his head and goes to reach for Bob and tag him in. Just then Jonny and Gooey jump off the turnbuckle and grab Amo’s legs. Both members of G-Unit quickly pull Amo’s legs from under him so he goes face first into the outside mats. Due to Amo’s massive size the ground shudders as he hits and the crowd cries out in surprise. Amo gets knocked out cold from the force of the fall; instead of attacking Bob, FSX and the other members of the Senatorial Stable just watch in amusement as their opponents fall apart. Bob, still exhausted from being in the match so far can only watch in horror. G-Unit then starts stomp Amo all over his back. Vincent moves his wheel chair over and shoves Jonny. Jonny looks over at Vincent and just laughs, he then pushes Vincent’s head back in a taunt. That is Jonny’s big mistake; Vincent grabs Jonny’s left arm. He then pulls Jonny into himself and gives a powerful clothesline. Jonny, not expecting such a powerful attack from a “cripple” is quickly thrown to the ground. Vincent then leans back in his chair, and then puts all his weight forward so his foot rests go right into Jonny’s stomach. Jonny gives out a large cough from the blow. Gooey, seeing his partner in trouble quickly tackles Vincent out of his chair. Jonny then stands up and looks down at Vincent and smiles. Both Jonny and Gooey start to stomp the hell out of Vincent, who being out of his wheel chair has no real way to defend himself. Bob can take no more; no longer caring about the match, he backs up and prepares to springboard out of the ring and into an attack on G Unit………<br> FSX: I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Bob.
Bob looks over to see the 4 members of the Senatorial Stable looking at him. The ideas of a 6 on one is not the most desirable…. Bob figures out he might as well take his chances and gets ready. Just then, there’s a roar from the crowd and Anthem runs down the ramp. The crowd gives a large pop for him as he runs right to Gooey and Irish Ropes him into the barrier. Gooey, slightly dazed, attempts to go after Anthem, but Anthem quickly pulls Gooey into a DDT right into the floor mat. The Senatorial Stable just watches for now, enjoying watching the opposition take themselves to pieces. Anthem looks right at Jonny and gives him his 3 finger point.
Anthem: I will break you.
Jonny gets ready to step towards Anthem, but Vincent grabs his left leg. Jonny getting annoyed with Vincent’s actions, turns around and puts his full weight in a stomp on Vincent’s right hand. Vincent screams out in pain as he holds his wrist. This is the moment Anthem was looking for. Since Jonny has his back to him he runs right at him and puts his him in his Back Breaker Rack. Jonny starts to scream in agony. The crowd cheers as Jonny flails around in pain. Gooey starts to get up from his attack and he sees his partner in a submission. Gooey goes over to Anthem and gives him a kick in the stomach. Anthem then drops Jonny and holds his gut. Gooey then pulls a Reverse DDT on Anthem slamming him into the ground. With Anthem, Amo and Vincent all down for the count. G-Unit walks up the ramp leaving Bob as the only man left standing on his side….
FSX isn’t about to let all the chaos that has occurred so far prevent him from getting the job done; he charges Bob and clotheslines him down before hitting an evenflow DDT. Bob is down, but FSX doesn’t pin; the Senatorial members all want to get their point across. FSX tags to Fitzharris, who delivers his “Buck Stops Here” finisher before switching with Kalb. The second of the Capitalists shows off the Adam Smith Driver, and Bob’s in no position now to defend himself, but this is of no concern to his opponents. Kalb tags to Anger, who lifts Bob up and hits the Anger management with great force; Anger then makes the tag to FSX who, clearly enjoying the enormous amount of heat his team’s getting, finishes off the demonstration with the Soul Transfer. The crowd is beside itself with fury as FSX makes the simplest of pins and finally brings the match to an end.
Philip: Here are your winners…. The Senatorial Stable!
The entire team celebrates briefly in the ring, and then leaves the EMTs to try and bring Bob around. Amo is just about coming to on his own, and as he, Vincent and Anthem are borne away along with Bob the mic picks his voice up as he urgently asks the medics if his friends will be ok…… The fans are livid, but the strongest of their anger is directed at G Unit. No one knows why the previously honourable team would change in such a dramatic way, and the fans are left confused and hurt as the show cuts to commercials.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:24:39 GMT -5
Segment: The Money Tree (Credit: Yoko)
As the show returns from commercial break, Ginger is in the ring holding a microphone. He raises it up and begins to speak.
Ginger: Money...Doesn't grow on trees. Money has to come from somewhere, and it take a lot of money to run a televised wrestling federation. More money than you can imagine. Not that ACW is in financial need, but I've recently struck a deal that will make us more money than ever, which directly affects the quality of the show and your enjoyment as fans.
He pauses to let the fans give a cheap pop.
Ginger: Before I go on, let me introduce our money tree, Mr. Mercer Stanton!
The lights begin to change color between normal and pink, as the pink dollar sign begins to rotate on the white screen of the Titantron. Moonlight Sonata begins to play. This time, someone appears at the entrance. A man of his early thirties wearing a white business suit with a pinkish red shirt under the jacket begins to walk down the ramp, with the man revealed to be named Elias close behind him. They step into the ring.
Ginger: An honor to have you on the show Mr. Stanton, a real honor.
They shake hands.
Ginger: As I was saying, I made a deal. A deal with this man, Mercer Stanton. One of the richest men in the world. You can imagine my shock when I found out he was a fan of wrestling, and he opted to financially back our product. Needless to say, I couldn't turn the man down. But never did I imagine he would show up here, on our show itself. I guess the errors in the entrance equipment over recent weeks make sense now. Mr. Stanton, I hope you and your associate enjoy your stay.
Mercer Stanton smiles, and takes the microphone from Ginger's hand.
Mercer: Hello ACW fans, ACW wrestlers, ACW staff, and ACW in general. It's exciting to be here, live. I believe your Mr. Ginger assumed I was like the everyday boring businessman when I told him I would back the company. Assuming I would sit behind a desk in some far off state, and not really care what goes on as long as you turned a profit.
Ginger shrugs, embarrassed.
Mercer: I myself, like he said, am a fan of wrestling. I've always wanted to be involved, and now I am. This isn't a one time appearance, either. Elias here and I plan to be at every show, and oversee how the shows are put together.
He looks at Ginger.
Mercer: Of course, I wouldn't dare intrude upon the creative process. I don't know how to run a wrestling show, but I do hope to learn with this experience. Now, Mr. Ginger, I believe there is still the matter of making it official. Present me with the contract when you find the time, and I will sign.
He hands the microphone to Ginger.
Ginger: A shame I don't have it tonight! But don't worry, we'll get it signed very soon. And you know, I believe this will be a very good thing for ACW. This will create a much needed change around here, and I thank you.
They shake hands again, and Moonlight Sonata begins to play again as the three exit.
End Segment.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:25:35 GMT -5
Match 8: BK London vs Ridley – ACW World Title Match
The fans are still excitedly discussing what the arrival of a new financial backer will mean for the federation as Philip enters the ring for the last time tonight. Knowing what’s coming, the fans immediately start to cheer – the last time these two opponents met the result was one of ACW’s most memorable matches.
Philip: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached tonight’s main event - a singles match for the ACW World Championship!
The fans scream their approval, and just get louder as the lights fail.
GONG…….
GONG…….
A familiar outline is already at the entrance, and the fans erupt as “Puritania” blasts into the arena.
Philip: Presenting first, the challenger – from Southeastern Birmingham, Alabama – Ridley!
Ridley walks to the ring at a steady pace. As he draws level with the apron he jumps up to it, but instead of staying there he then ascends to the top of the nearest post. He raises the lights with a dramatic sky – point, drawing a huge roar, and then detaches his cape before dropping down into the ring. His expression tonight is very different from what we’ve seen of late – it’s one of quiet determination.
Then, “Two Words” hits, and the fans start booing incredibly loudl as a second silhouette appears at the entrance.
Philip: And his opponent, from Brooklyn New York, he is the current ACW World Champion…..BK London!
A stream of pyro begins to pour down in front of the figure as they come out from the entrance. Ridley watches coolly, but as the pyro dies off everyone spots at once that it’s not BK – it’s a smirking TNT. Ridley’s expression flickers, but before even his lightning reactions kick in BK slides into the ring from behind him and wraps his arms around Ridley’s neck, putting him into the Tough Luck (Straightjacket). Ridley’s far too wise to be caught in this for long, of course – he backflips out of it with incredible agility and the crowd goes berserk as the pair turn and attack one another – it’s on.
Bell Rings.
There is absolutely no sign of Ridley’s normal cocky self; no taunting or toying with his foe. Instead BK comes under fire from a stream of full – power chops; he stands up to these, so Ridley progresses to roundhouse kicks which are extremely stiff and so very damaging, and BK starts to find the assault difficult to withstand; his own punches, while not unfelt, are not strong enough at this point to distract Ridley from his intended purpose. Ridley then nails BK with a huge headbutt that makes the crowd cry out and BK’s knees buckle – Ridley drives him to the mat and makes a pin, from which BK kicks out at the 2 count. There’s no doubting it now, Ridley wants to win this match, and BK understands that he’s going to have to defend rather than just endure the fight. This actually proves to be an excellent motivator for BK, who is certainly not going to allow anyone to take the belt from him without the mother of all battles; he moves carefully in the ring until he’s a couple of feet from the corner and then kicks Ridley back with a boot to the chest, shouting at Ridley as he does so. Ridley’s temper flares up just a touch and he rushes at BK – who dives aside so that Ridley slams his shoulder into the ringpost. BK is already on the apron having rolled to the edge of the ring, and coming at Ridley from his blindside he grabs Ridley’s head and smashes it, as hard as he can, against the ringpost. The thin turnbuckle pad offers little protection and Ridley takes a couple of steps backward; BK jumps up to the top of the post and finishes off the combo with a missile dropkick, also to the head. Ridley is brought down and BK pins without a second’s delay, forcing Ridley to kick out at the 2 count.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:26:19 GMT -5
Both men are on their feet in less than a second and the full – on attacks continue; BK is now getting seriously fired up and he succeeds through sheer bloody – mindedness in suplexing Ridley to the canvas. BK’s now got a plan in his head, and he kicks and stomps furiously at Ridley, striking him in the back and torso. Ridley kips up and retaliates with a huge punch and then a T Bone suplex; as BK rises Ridley aims a Yakuza Kick at him but BK stays alert and dodges it. Still intent on using his preferred strategy BK, who has now ended up behind Ridley, grabs him around the waist and knees his foe a couple of times in the lower back before delivering the German Suplex – BK carries it over into a pin but the count barely makes 1.5. Ridley’s found even more energy from somewhere and his arms are almost a blur as he batters the champion; BK slumps a little, dazed, and Ridley backs off just enough to get up speed for a vicious elbow splash. BK, however, has learned a thing or two; at the last possible second he counters, lifting Ridley up with his own momentum and using an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex to send Ridley out of the ring. The crowd yells, and they yell even more as the sickening metallic crash tells even those people who cannot see directly that Ridley has impacted, back first, on to the steel steps. All is quiet at first and BK starts to smile – but then the crowd goes nuts and as BK goes to have a look in the corner Ridley appears on the other side of the ring having sneaked around it unseen. BK’s in the corner and as he turns around he looks pale – BK holds up his hands in a pleading gesture as Ridley advances. His ploy won’t work a second time, unfortunately for him as Ridley nails a terrifying Yakuza kick so that now BK really is badly stunned. The fans shout and then scream as Ridley treats BK to FOUR bootscrapes, and then seals things with a facewash using the opposite ropes. BK’s eyes are glazed and Ridley makes the pin, 1,2, thr – NO!
Somehow BK has found the will to respond, and the fans are genuinely surprised. Ridley’s expression does not change; he shoves BK over on to his front and hooks up his legs in preparation for a curbstomp. Pausing to look all around the crowd, Ridley spreads his arms wide and high like wings; a silent yet immensely effective tribute to the Inner City Angels. BK, however, does something else with his; he tucks them up beneath his body during the momentary delay and Ridley finds his necessary point of contact for the move inaccessible. BK can be heard snickering as Ridley raises an eyebrow, but BK’s confidence is misplaced; Ridley casually reaches downward, gaffs the shocked London’s upper jaw, and curbstomps him by an even more agonizing method. The fans roar as Ridley pins again, 1,2,thr – kickout! Now even Ridley’s furious; the fans scream that the count was slow and the referee backs away fearfully as Ridley stands and stares. His attention, however, is drawn by sudden movement – BK has taken advantage of the distraction and is out of the ring. Ignoring the protests of the timekeeper, BK grabs his belt and starts to retreat back up the ramp.
BK: I don’t need this, I’m the champ!
BK moves as fast as his legs will carry him, but as he approaches the stage he finds his way blocked by a silent Rose and Yoko. The next part happens incredibly quickly – Ridley uses the guardrail to approach silently and the fans go mental as BK gets a Hurracanrana, that slams him into the metal. BK claws at the ramp trying to get away from the ring, while Ridley pulls the other way, trying to pull him back. The pair gradually find their feet and Ridley slowly forces BK backward, inexorably toward the ring…….
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 3, 2005 17:26:49 GMT -5
It’s only when everyone suddenly hears a suspiciously loud “NINE” from the referee that Ridley realizes what BK is trying to do. He swings out a roundhouse kick, but it’s marginally too slow – BK’s own Yakuza Kick sends Ridley backward by a couple of feet. Not bothering to see what the final effect was BK bolts for the ring and scrambles in; Ridley sprints and jumps – but he’s in flight as the referee waves his arms and the bell is rung. Ridley arrests his motion with the ropes and ends up standing on the apron as Philip is left to announce the result of the match.
Philip: Here is your winner as a result of a count - out, and still ACW World Champion….BK London!
It’s been a night of shocks for the fans, but the reaction to this one is the loudest yet. From his position on the apron, Ridley stares at BK as the referee hands his belt back to him, and the crowd is now screaming for payback – flayers, baseball bats, weedwhackers, ANYTHING.
But this is not to be; instead of an explosion of anger at being screwed, Ridley simply turns, steps off of the apron and starts to walk away. Even BK’s too amazed at this to taunt Ridley, who has his head lowered; it’s almost as if he feels that he’s failed, or let someone important down, and there’s no doubt in the audience’s mind that Ridley was fighting for his old friends, in their memories.
The crowd goes on giving BK heat, but once Ridley’s gone BK climbs the turnbuckles. He has an expression that suggests he’s on top of the world; that now, he is truly invincible.
But is he right?
Or is BK about to take a big and incredibly dangerous fall?
All will be revealed on Warfare.
Fade to Black.
End of Show.
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2005 17:28:46 GMT -5
G-Unit you suck! good show!
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Post by Santiago Rivera on Mar 3, 2005 17:29:31 GMT -5
great show
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Post by Fallen Souls on Mar 3, 2005 17:30:10 GMT -5
;D great show
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Post by Wyvern on Mar 3, 2005 17:30:58 GMT -5
This has been a very good show.
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Mar 3, 2005 17:33:08 GMT -5
Hunter...won?
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Post by BK London on Mar 3, 2005 17:33:37 GMT -5
Great Show. I did the impossible. And Hunter beating RDK? Jaw dropping Moment of 2005.
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Post by Davey Marvel on Mar 3, 2005 17:39:00 GMT -5
Thanks to the writers...
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Post by Jonny Spade on Mar 3, 2005 17:51:17 GMT -5
Good show. Good writing by everyone. I bet alot of people wern't expecting that from me and Gooey at this time.....
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