Thursday Night Meltdown 10th February 2005

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Thursday Night Meltdown 10th February 2005

Schedule of Matches:
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Jenero Electrovolt vs. Jake Cheng

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Davey Marvel vs. FSX

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Divas: Heat at the Beach
Rena Vs. Carma Vs. Dixie Vs. Kiley Vs. Rei

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Cordelia vs. Ash

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Latino vs. Surion

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RDK vs Bob vs. Amo - #1 Contender for ACW World Title

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TNT vs. “Rookie Monster” Danny Richards – ACW International Title Match

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Bk London vs. JonnyG - ACW World Title Match

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Opening segment: Surion gets the brush off (Credit: Yoko)

Meltdown kicks off with the standard heady mix of pyro, thumping music and fans who all look as if their lottery numbers have come up. Once the requisite shots of the arena have been taken, the titantron flares into life and the screen shows a shot of the parking lot outside the ACW Arena. Yoko Satoshi walks into the shot, clearly arriving for the show; she is quickly intercepted by Surion. She continues walking, with him following.

Surion: Hey, I need to talk to you.

Yoko: About what?

Surion: About you blowing me off on Warfare. I think you should give me a chance.

Yoko: Why do you say that?

Surion: Well, I still remember that beating from ages ago. So I think you at least owe me a date for that.

Yoko: ...So because I beat you up, I should let you date me? That's not logical at all.

Surion grabs her arm and spins her around.

Surion: Why won't you give me a chance?

Yoko's expression quickly turns into one of annoyance.

Yoko: Because I'm not interested in you. You can't make me date you, you're not my type.

Surion frowns. He appears calm, but his voice begins to give way to anger.

Surion: But Bob is?

Yoko: Bob isn't my type either. Stop this, and leave me alone. Both you and Bob are getting on my nerves, why do you want to date me all of a sudden?!

Surion: I'm a really nice guy. You'll see if you just gi-

She interrupts him by turning and walking, not letting him finish his sentence. He doesn't chase after her, but simply follows her with angry eyes.

End Segment.

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Match 1: Jenero Electrovolt vs. Jake Cheng (Credit: RDK; beginning / ending events - Jake Cheng)

The crowd can't wait for this first match to begin as Phillip enters the ring with a mic in hand.

Phillip: The following Re-match is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title singles bout! Introducing first, he is the current ACW Lightweight Champion...Jake Cheng!!!

The crowd boos Jake as he takes in their heat with no concern. He struts down the ramp with his Lightweight championship belt around his waist. He then poses with his hands raised, palm open facing himself as fireworks go off behind him. He then takes off his belt and jumps into the ring, handing the belt to the referee. He then motions for a mic, indicating that he wants to address the crowd.

Jake Cheng: Good Evening AND WELCOME TO THURSDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN! Now, I know what is on the fans’ minds tonight. Can Rookie possible BEAT TNT for the International title? Is the end of the Nation of Awesomation upon us? Will Daredevil stop begging for tag title matches? Probably not....Anyway the last, and most important question is: why is Jake Cheng fighting Jenero Electrovolt AGAIN? Well you see last time, I cheated by pulling the fake disqualification and I admit it. I have decided, I haven’t defended my title in a while, so I will defend it against someone who deserves it. So Jenero come on down!

"Subterranean" by In Flames hits and the arena darkens. A red spot light hovers over Jenero as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring. The crowd gives Jenero a decent reaction, and Jenero looks ready to take this sudden title opportunity.

Phillip: And his opponent from Kyoto, Japan...Jenero Electrovolt!!!!

Jenero slides into the ring as the referee holds up the LW belt. Jake is already in a fighting pose, and Jenero nods with an ice – cool smile as the crowd roars for the match to start.

Bell Rings.

Jenero and Jake pace around the ring before getting into a grapple. Jenero assumes control before nailing Jake in the gut with a kick. Jake bends down and then is irish whipped by Jenero against the ropes. Jake rebounds and Jenero runs at him. Jake leapfrogs over the charging Jenero and then lands behind him, continuing to run. Jenero rebounds off the ropes Jake had rebounded off of and attempts to charge Jake a second time. Jake rebounds off the opposite ropes and the two charge eachother. Jenero attempts a closeline but Jake ducks it and stops behind Jenero. Jenero continues to run and goes off the ropes Jake just had gone off. When he comes back he is hit by an impacting spear by Jake. Jake covers the stunned Jenero for a 2 count until the referee realises Jenero has an arm on the rope. Jake is a little discouraged but shrugs it off nonetheless. Jake gets Jenero to his feet and exchanges blows with him. their brawl continues and progresses to the middle of the ring where the blows become intense and swift. Blocking and dodging begins to take place and the two seem to move so quick that it seems impossible. The two Japanese wonders seems relativly equal until Jenero gets in a key blow from his foot into the kidney of Jake before nailing a quick but slightly botched DDT. Jenero rolls Jake over and goes for the cover. Jake kicks out of the cover right at 2, sending a message to Jenero that says Jake still has quite a bit of juice left. Jenero gets Jake to his feet and irish whips him into a corner. There is so much impact when Jake hits the corner that he bounces off it like a pinball machine and falls to the mat face first. Jenero picks up Jake by the hair to cheers by the crowd and irish whips Jake into the diagonally opposite corner, this time Jake lands there, taking damage but not bouncing off. Jenero then runs towards Jake for the "Refuse To Be Denied" and successfully hits the move.

Jake trails off from the corner groggily into a "Hybrid Chaos" however midway through the move Jake bursts out with energy reversing it into an X-Factor, recieving boos from the crowd. Jake now gets Jenero to his feet and irish whips him into the last corner Jenero irish whipped Jake into. Jenero slams into the corner, his neck sagging back. Jake then runs towards Jenero and checks him, making him slump in the corner...sitting down. Jake goes into the middle of the ring and raises his hands, shaking them wildly for some heat before running towards the turbuckle and performing the Bronco Buster. Ker-Snuff, Ker-Snuff, Ker-Snuff, Ker-Snuff, Ker Snuff, Ker-Snuff, Ker-Snuff!!!! Jake ceases performing the move, making Jenero fall face first on the mat. Jake then lifts Jenero up for the Jakie Drop. Jenero makes an attempt to reverse into A Cradle DDT but is denied when Jake knees him in the gut and completes the Jakie Drop. Boom! Jakie rolls over onto Jenero for the cover: "1-2-thr-No...somehow, by the fate of god...Jenero kicked out. Jake slams his fist on the mat as the crowd cheers. Chants of "Xerox Xerox Xerox" are heard throughout the arena and Jake gets to his feet, tensed up and looking around. Telling everyone to shut up. Jenero flips up to his feet to a big pop from the crowd before charging for a closeline. Jake ducks and irish whips Jenero into the corner. He charges him for a shoulder block in the corner and is successful. He then smiles as he has the idea of committing a superplex. He gets Jenero onto the top of the turnbuckle and positions himself before peforming the move, cameras flash as the two come soaring down into the middle of that mat below. The referee looks at both men, they won't move. The referee begins the long count. The crowd counts with him every number along the way. It seems that neither man will get up until the count of 7 is heard and the two begin to move. When 8 comes around the two men get up quickly and Jenero lunges at Jake. Jake ducks a ANOTHER closeline from Jenero and then kicks him in the knee before bouncing off the ropes and coming back for Dragon's Breath. The move is not commited however as Jenero ducks the kick from Jake which ends up hitting the referee, knocking him out. The crowd boos as Jake sees this and gets an evil idea, going to ringside to get a chair...

Jake motions to Philip to move his ass so that he can take the chair he’s sitting on. Philip, however, refuses.

Philip: I am not letting you cheat again, you...... you....... you filithy animal!

Jake: Au contraire, Phil.

Jake pulls Philip out of his chair and throws him over the barricade. As Philip gets to his feet, Jake smashes Philip over the head with the chair knocking him unconscious. Jake makes the "X" symbol as trainers head down to aid Philip. Smirking, Jake heads back into the ring to meet face to face with Jenero.

Jenero: Why are you doing this? I thought you wanted a fair match?

Jake: Why do you always have to be the good guy? EVERYONE HATES YOU. Can't you hear them?

A “Xerox” chant starts, but it has to compete with a strong chant in favour of Jenero.

Jenero: I can’t alter what people think of me….. I have to do what I feel is best, whether they approve of it or not.

Another mixed reaction from the crowd.

Jake: Ok, you're right. So here, take the chair.

Jake throws the chair into the air and runs quickly for the ropes. Jenero catches the chair, just as Jake jumps into the air. The chair hits Jenero in the face as Jake and hits a running Van Daminator. He quickly tucks the chair under Jenero as the just - about conscious referee counts the pin.

Philip is unable to make his usual announcement of the result as the bell rings.

Jake: Where is Philip? Hmmm. Such a slacker. Well looks like I won. And you lost Jenero, AGAIN.

Jake takes his belt back from the referee and walks away, with the crowd booing him angrily. The trainers, who are only now managing to revive Philip, move over to check on Jenero, and the scene fades out to a Bloody Valentine commercial.

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Segment: Someone worth fighting for: (Credit: Davey Marvel)

As the ring is being checked after the first match, Ash's music hits to a mixed reaction from the fans who have become mighty curious towards her actions on the last edition of warfare. She comes down to the ring with a mic in hand. It is apparent she will be answering the questions posed by the fans. For those of you who do not recall, just last Monday on Warfare Ash attempted to low blow Davey in his match with Brian Carnage. A failed effort as Davey went on to win the match in a dastardly manner, it was an effort none the less.

Ash: I am out here for one thing and one thing only, and that is to address my actions towards my boyfriend Davey Marvel on Warfare last Monday. I did it because I cannot stand to see Davey continue in this state he is in. In my eyes I did not low blow Davey, I was trying to assault "Marvel". He is not the same person now that he is, as crazy and bizarre as this sounds, under the odd yet powerful influence of Bladeshadow's wicked katana. I attempted to low blow him because I knew that if I did nothing to stop him he would certainly have done something horrible to Brian Carnage. I also know that in my heart of hearts, that Davey, the true Davey, would not be able to live with himself if he knew that he had actually really hurt another human being, and to tell you the truth the idea of the pain he would feel knowing what he had done breaks my heart.....

Ash is interrupted by the sounds of "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera, which means it can only be Rena on her way out to the stage.

Rena: Ash I must say we share something in common...

Ash: Oh yeah, what’s that?

Rena: We both had our hearts broken.

Ash: I find that hard to believe seeing as you would need a heart...

Rena: That really hurts Ash, I come out here to console you in a time of need, and this is how you treat me?

Ash: Well I guess I am so...

Ash is cut off by a giggling Rena.

Rena: Hehe, You didn't think I was serious did you? I didn't come out here to console you, I came out here to tell you what a true bitch you are...

Ash: Oh! I should have known better than to believed a conniving, backstabbing witch like you...

Rena: Who are you calling backstabber? If you want to take a good look at a backstabber than take a good look in the mirror ‘cause you are the biggest one we've got. I am not the one who attempted a low blow on my own boyfriend. Now to me he’s a guy who not only gets you a job here in ACW but a guy who showed you unconditional love, care and kindness.

Ash: Now I explained why I did that...

Ash is cut off by Rena yet again...

Rena: There is no excuse for your actions!!!! You are undeserving of a perfectly good man like Davey and that brings me to the reason I am even out here right now and that is to take him from you.

Ash: What are you getting at?

Rena: I propose a match for Monday, and in this match the winner will take over managerial rights to Davey and the loser will be forced to hit the bricks...

Ash: I couldn't do that, I couldn't put my love on the line like that. Plus Davey and I are in love, he would not be up for this at all.

Rena: It is the only true way to prove that love, don't you see that Ash? After what you did on Warfare it is going to be hard convincing Davey what you did was for love, especially in the state he is in right now which is also a reason why he would rather have me, a real woman, anyway. So you really have no choice but to accept this challenge...

Ash (reluctantly): Fine, I will do it...

Rena: Good, that is what I wanted to hear... and Ash, Good Luck ‘cause you will need it...

Ash is shown furious in the ring, as Rena walks to the backstage area.

Fade out.

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Segment: A missing piece of the plan (Credit: Amo)

As the screen fades in, Ginger is seen sitting at his desk with a large smirk on his face. He knows that ending the Nation will be a swift job; after all, Amo has already started to question his role in the group. His thoughts turn to the #1 contender’s match tonight, and how it was a work of pure genius to put them all in the same match together. He chuckles to himself as he thinks of how the Nation will tear itself apart without him having to lift a finger. Just as he turns to his paperwork, a secretary runs in with a worried look on her face.

Secretary: Mr. Gingerdude, sir… we might have a slight problem…<br>
Ginger: What is it this time? I was just about to get some very important paperwork out of the way, so make it snappy!

Secretary: Well Sir, Amo has been scheduled for a match tonight, and he hasn’t arrived at the building yet…<br>
Ginger: WHAT? This will ruin EVERYTHING!

Calming himself, Ginger steadies his breath and starts over.

Ginger: Are you sure? Have security search the entire arena, and if you don’t find him I want you to call the police and have THEM look. What are you waiting for? MOVE!

The secretary hurries out, while Ginger sinks back in his chair, muttering to himself.

Ginger: He’ll ruin everything, the big oaf! I swear, if he doesn’t show up today, I’ll fire his ass and sue him for every penny he owns!

Ginger continues grumbling as the scene fades out.

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Segment: Water cooler chat (Credit: Wyvern)

As the scene opens, the current ACW Entertainment Champion, Wyvern, is shown walking down the corridor of the arena. The camera follows him as he makes his way down to the backstage lounge area. Once reaching the lounge, Wyvern heads for the water cooler, leaving no doubt in the viewer's mind he is on a quest to quench his thirst. He pulls out a paper cup from the dispenser nearby, and pulls the tap, which no water comes out to his dismay. He looks around for a full water tank to replace the current tank, as he hears a voice, a feminine voice for that matter behind him.

??: Need any help Wyvern?

Wyvern: Listen Rose, we're NOT having a rematch right now. Maybe some other time when I'm not busy, alright?

??: That's alright, if I was Rose I might be able to answer that question.

Wyvern spins around quickly to meet the gaze of AK. Wyvern has a look of relief on his face, reveling in the comfort that it's not who he thought it was.

Wyvern: Oh, hey AK! Thought you were Rose for a moment. How are you doing tonight?

AK: I'm doing fine Wyvern, thanks for asking. By the way, if you're looking for a tank of water, they're stored under the sink.

Wyvern: Oh, ok thanks! I'm still not too used to this place, and to think I've been here almost three months!

Wyvern moves over to the sink, and opens the cabinet underneath, and pulls one of the tanks stored inside out. As he prepares to place the full tank on top, AK has taken the liberty of getting the empty tank off the machine.

Wyvern: Thanks.

AK: No problem, you're welcome. Hey, didn't you win a tournament of some sort before coming to ACW?

Wyvern places the tank on the cooler, and responds.

Wyvern: Yeah, I won the 1998 EWL King of Hardcore tournament. It's structured a lot like the King of the Death Match tournament here in the ACW, with the various matches having their own unique stipulations.

AK: I see. So Wyvern, tell me more about the tournament. What matches did you have? How was the opposition?

As AK is speaking, Wyvern fills up his cup with the water from the newly-refilled machine. He takes a sip, and responds.

Wyvern: Well, there was a barbed wire rope match against the EWL Hardcore champion Slash, which in retrospect should've made it a title match as well. The second round was a scaffold match against Scorpion, an illustrious EWL champ, in the rival stable known as the Watchmen. Hang on a second, I'm getting a little bit of dry mouth...

Wyvern takes a quick sip of the water.

Wyvern: There we go, much better. Anyways, the third round was a C4 match against another Watchman and ex-champ Venom.

AK: Angelo was there?

Wyvern: No, a different Venom. That match left me in rough shape for the final round. Then came the match against yet another Watchman, and the EWL World Heavyweight Champion, "Amazing" Aaron Arrogant. God, that was a match I'll never forget. We had a dome match that ended up with us plummeting from the top of the dome, thankfully hitting many scaffolds on the way down. I managed to muster enough strength to make the pin and win the tournament.

AK: Very impressive, I must say. Reminds me of my own KOTDM contests, but I guess you won’t have seen any of those.

Wyvern: As a matter of fact, I have. It goes without saying that I'm impressed with your win as well.

AK: Thanks.

She blushes. Wyvern smiles back.

Wyvern: Guess we're both hardcore. Sometime we should get together and find out just how hardcore we are.

At this very instant, Latino walks into the lounge.

Latino: AK, there you are! Hey, I was wondering...

The last phrase Wyvern said kicks into Latino's mind. His demeanor seems to change at the realization of the comment.

Latino: What did you just say?

Wyvern: Hmmm?

Latino: Did I hear you say what I think you said? Because if you said what I thought you said, I'm...

AK cuts him off.

AK: It's nothing.

Latino appears to be slightly annoyed by Wyvern. Wyvern starts to feel uncomfortable in the room, as he tries to speak.

Wyvern: Well...I came to get some water...Ummm...I guess I'll be going now, since I got what I want...I mean, came for.

Wyvern moves off in an expedient manner, as Latino glares at him, then looks back at AK.

AK: We were just having a conversation, Victor. Nothing more.

Latino looks back at Wyvern's direction, with a cold scowl on his face, as the camera fades.

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Segment: Mr Uncaring (Credit: Davey Marvel)

The segment starts with Kevin Anderson standing with Davey Marvel just moments before his match with FSX. Davey is standing next to Kevin with the katana in one hand and the other hand on Kevin's shoulder making him visibly uncomfortable before the forthcoming pre-match interview. Davey's face is one of little expression, he seems serious and yet lost at the same time. The vibe in the air is one of curiosity, over what Davey has to say on a number of issues including the incident that took place on warfare between him and Jack Fury, not to mention the recent actions of his girlfriend Ash on the same episode of Warfare where she made an attempt to low blow Davey...Let's listen in on what they have to say.

Kevin: Davey this must have been a tough couple of days her in ACW. What do you have to say to that?

Davey: Nah Kevin, what do I have to feel sad or mad about other than I am forced to talk to you right now...

Kevin: So the fact that Jack Fury basically called you out doesn't bother you at all?

Davey: Why, why would that bother me? Listen here Kevin I don't ever want you to say that punk’s name in my presence ever again! He is nothing, will always be nothing, and he was always nothing. One thing he will always be though is something NOT to worry about.

Kevin: Well then if that....person doesn't bother you then how about the actions of your very own girlfriend Ash on the last warfare? I mean that has to bother you a little bit right?

Davey: To tell you the truth it did bother me, but me and Ash talked it over and she told my why she did it and I understand...

Kevin: You understand? These do not sound like the words of a man who has been possessed by evil...

Davey: Kevin, I am not week like Shade is, I know how to control this power. Kevin I would love to continue this interview some other time but as for right now I must go out to my match...So swing by my locker room on Monday and we will continue this more in depth...

Davey's music hits and he walks off to his match.

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Match 2: Davey Marvel vs Fallensouls (Credit: Latino)

The shot switches back to the arena, where Philip is back on his feet (he’s such a trooper), waiting to get to work on match 2.

Phillip: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Seoul, South Korea…..Fallen Souls!

Boldly Going Nowhere by Ark Endon starts playing as FallenSouls comes out from the back. Will Anger comes out to accompany him as he starts taunting the fans in the front row. FallenSouls comes down to the ring with a not so happy look on his face. FSX slides inside the ring as Will Anger takes his place outside of it both waiting for the next opponent of the night.

Phillip: And his opponent a member of the New Breed….Davey Marvel!

Judith, A Perfect Circle is heard throughout the arena as Davey Marvel comes out from the back. He walks down to the ring with his hooded sweatshirt just barely showing his face. The fans give out a mixed a reaction as they boo and a few select cheer out loud. He rolls underneath the ropes entering the ring. Looking up at his opponent of the night there is no look of fear or pain.

The Bell Rings.

FallenSouls quickly starts the match with a strike the face. Davey stands tall not affected the strike. FSX tries for another but his target ducks and grabs him by the waist. He lifts up FSX and throws him back down onto the mat. The fans in attendance give out a slight a cheer but Marvel pays them no mind as he studies his opponent planning out his next move. He grabs onto FSX from behind locking on a sleeper hold. Not wanting the match to end now Davey lifts up his opponent letting him hang in the air a couple finding pleasure as he loses breath after breath. Davey lifts Fallen up a little more and throws him back down against the mats. Will Anger stands up on the apron trying to get Davey’s attention. The referee checks on FSX already showing his natural reaction to become easily distracted. Davey pushes the ref out of the way and picks up FallenSouls. He holds him up in a Gorilla Press fashion and runs towards Will Anger. Both teammates collide as FSX is used as a bettering ram and they are both sent to the outside. Davey rolls to the outside and starts rolling Will Anger around with his feet as he chuckles towards the damage that has occurred. He grabs Will by the neck lifting him up showing off his intense power. FSX gets up and quickly clips Davey’s knee from behind. The big man is down on one knee as the teammates take this opportunity.

FSX stands behind Davey and Anger stands in front. They both signal to eachother as each man takes a few steps back. Fallen performs a spinning heel kick to the back of Davey. At the same time Anger performs a similar move to the stomach of the New Breed member. Davey falls down in pain from the double team. Both men lift up Davey and rush him head first into the steel post. The sound of skull contacting with metal is heard throughout the arena as Davey is rolled back inside to ring. Fallen climbs the ropes and turnbuckles from the outsides He stands up looking around to the fans as they give out a very loud set of boos mixed in with vulgar remarks. FSX jumps off with the Defiance of Death but Davey lifts up one leg straight up in the air catching FSX right against the jaw. He hits the mats and springs back up out of reflex leaning back against the ropes. Davey quickly gets up as he Irish whips FSX to the ropes. He kicks him in the gut and drives his face into the mat with a DDT. Davey climbs the turnbuckles getting ready for the Marvel. Anger gets up the apron and tries to push him off but Marvel pushes him off sending Anger straight into the barrier. FSX gets up slowly and sees his opportunity. Not wanting to lose it once again he runs up the turnbuckle and lifts up Davey for the Soul Harvest. He jumps off and both men come crashing down onto the mat. Fallen goes for the pin One….Two….Three.

Phillip: Here is your winner……FSX…FallenSouls!

The crowd boos as Fallen stands up; he nods to Anger, who is now seething from his unplanned meeting with the guardrail, and Anger slides in to add a few stomps of his own as Fallen smirks. Davey, however, won’t just lie there and take it; he kips back up and the fans roar as a full – on punch up ensues. A platoon of security show up to separate the men, and Anger and Fallen back off, taunting Davey as they go. In response, Davey simply holds aloft his Katana, and shows that he’s far from beaten.
Fade out to commercials.

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Segment: Addressing All Situations (Credit: BK London)

As we come back from the last match the sounds of "Two Words" by Kanye West sound through the arena and the BK London Entrance Video hits. The crowd's applause now turns to jeers and boos, directed at the ACW World Champion before he even comes out. Just then the curtain parts from the side and BK London makes his way to the stage. The lights flicker between black and red and BK walks down to the ring slowly, not accompanied by his Corporate Alliance partners TNT and Ginger.

Phillip: Coming to the ring ladies and gentleman, from Brooklyn, New York, he is your ACW World Champion, B-K London !!!

BK London is focused and he looks to the side and he sees fans booing him, he then looks to the other side and the same thing occurs. BK walks up the steel steps and onto the apron where he enters the ring, BK then goes to the ropes and has one leg on the middle while the other leg is on the bottom and he holds his ACW Championship in hand to remind the fans who the champ is. That move just gets him more boos. He goes to the other side of the ring and does the same thing and the cameras flash capturing every move of the champion.

BK: Cut the music, Cut the damn music !!!

The music from hip hop star Kanye West abruptly comes to a halt as commanded by London.

BK: On Monday, Monday I had a revelation. It happened during the Tag match for the Tag Team Championships when Jonny took that steel chair and cracked it over my head bringing me down to the outside.

The crowd cheers for Jonny and applauds his actions on Monday.

BK: Oh you guys applaud those actions, well those very actions cost TNT and I the Tag Team Championships, they cost me to hold the title as the only person to have Two Tag Team Championships reigns in ACW. TWO !!! Once again I would've made history if it wasn't for that Canadian Jonny. He made me realize that these young punks of ACW are trying to make a name off of me.... ME !!!! Gary did it by eliminating me from the Chairman of the Day Battle Royale….

The crowd gives a pop for Gary.

BK: Felix Santana Jr. did it by slapping me……..

The crowd boos the Dominican wrestler of Fallout.

BK: El Froggy Mask did so by attacking me at Ragnarok…….

A loud pop for El Froggy Mask.

BK: And just last week Jonny did the same thing by attacking me with a steel chair. And why did he do it you ask? Because he wanted to be known as the person who took out BK, he wanted to be known as the person who laid the ACW Champion out. Well, I have just one thing to say to that…..

London has a face like thunder, but suddenly the anger dissipates and he smiles.

BK:…..Good one! You certainly caught me out there, Jonny. You did what you had to do to hold on to your gold, just like I did what I needed to do to get this title, here. I admire that…..in fact, I think that kind of attitude deserves a reward.

The crowd is confused now; they’re quieter, waiting to find out where this is going.

BK: So Jonny, you want to make a name for yourself?!

BK spreads the ACW Championship out on the mat in front of him.

BK: Get a close up at that.

The camera closes up on the beautiful gold championship with black straps and it closes into the name plate that has BK London on it.

BK: You see what it says on that? B-K London. That means I am the champion, that means I am the crown jewel of ACW, I am the top dog. Now Jonny, I am going to give you a chance to become the top dog, you will have a chance to become the crown jewel. Because I challenge you to a match, tonight - and I will put my ACW Championship on the line....

"In The End" by Linkin Park hits and Jonny wastes no time making his way to the stage holding both his Junior Championship and ACW Tag Team Championship on each of his shoulders, and a mic in one hand. The crowd cheers him with warmth and appreciation.

Jonny: So BK, let me get this straight, you’re challenging me to a match and you are putting your ACW Championship on the line.....tonight?

BK: You got it.

Jonny: Fine, I accept, because I have no doubt that I can beat you tonight.

BK: Woah woah woah, slow down tiger. I wasn't finished. Tonight, I will put my ACW Championship on the line against you....if you put the Tag Team Championships on the line as well. All or Nothing match. If I win, you’re the New ACW Champion and first ever Triple Champ, if you lose TNT and I take the Tag Team Championship. What do you say?

Jonny doesn’t respond straight away; BK smiles as the crowd boos at his scheming.

BK: Not so confident now eh Jonny? I'll tell you what….. I’ll give you some time to decide. But mark my words, this is the ONLY chance you’ll ever get at this title. I’ll wait and see if you’ve got the balls to live up to all this hype……

"Two Words" by Kanye hits and BK begins to walk up the ramp toward Jonny, who is now contemplating his situation very deeply. BK looks at Jonny and then gives him a condescending pat on the back as he walks off the stage toward the back, and the show cuts out to commercials.

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Segment: Only 10 cents a minute (Credit: Amo)

On the show’s return from commercials, the screen goes black for a few moments, then slowly flickers back on. Displayed on the screen is a phone booth with a shadowy figure of a man inside. As the camera moves closer, the audience can hear bits and pieces of conversation, although the man’s face is hidden in his long overcoat and hoodie.

Man: … I’m not sure what the problem is… Yeah, I am… Why not? I’m already fed up with this shit… Since when are you always right? I think I can handle myself… Yeah, fine, there was that time… Yeah, and that time… Okay, okay, I get it… You really think so? But what about-…<br>
The man listens intently for a long moment, then says goodbye and hangs up the phone. As he steps out, his identity is finally revealed, and anyone who hadn’t already figured it out because of his sheer size has no doubt, as although his face is shadowed, Amo’s flame tattoo shows plainly on his neck as he removes his hoodie and walks down the street, looking for a taxi as the screen fades out.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Match 3: Divas – Heat at the Beach

As the action returns to the main arena, the ring is now shown to be strewn with various summery items – beach balls, a surfboard in one corner, bottles of suntan lotion and even a sunlounger and parasol on the outside. Dixie, Carma and Kiley are already in the ring, all in bikinis or swimsuits, and Philip is continuing with the introductions.

Philip:…….Next, from Okinawa, and making her ACW Debut……Rei Peacecraft!

Rei walks out as “Rawkfist” by Thousand Foot Klutch begins to play. She looks, as always, truly beautiful, but tonight is different from the other times we’ve seen her – she’s ready to do battle, and she looks collected and confident as she walks to the ring and enters it.

Then, “Dirrty” hits, and despite her heel status there’s still plenty of wolf – whistles and other calls for Rena as she stalks out into the spotlight, her natural environment.

Philip: And finally, the ACW Diva director herself……Rena!

Rena smiles confidently as she heads to the ring; the other divas watch her very carefully as she slips between the ropes. Philip’s getting a touch hot under the collar through being so close to so many hot women, so he exits the ring before concluding his duties.

Philip: The rules for this match are simple…..any of the items currently in or around the ring are legal weapons, and the first pinfall or submission wins the match.

The ref has nothing to add to this, and the fans cheer as the match gets started.

Bell Rings.

All the women get stuck in at once; Rei shows her intelligence straight off by grabbing a beach towel and throwing it over Rena and Carma do that they can’t see where they’re going. Rei follows by Bulldogging Dixie down and rolling her over for a pin, but Kiley pulls her away. The two women face each other down – their partners have often done battle in the squared circle, and it looks as if their counterparts are just as determined to prove their superiority over one another. Both ladies go for kicks, and Kiley’s has slightly more force on impact, making Rei stagger backward. Meanwhile, Rena and Carma have pulled themselves out of the towel, and Rena is proceeding to pummel the ex – Diva champion with a beach ball. So intent are all the other women on their personal battles that they don’t see Dixie taking up a bottle of suntan lotion. Dixie craftily squeezes a portion of lotion at the feet of the feuding pairs, and the result is straight out of a silent comedy – as soon as the lotion gets under their feet all the ladies slip up, and the fans roar with laughter. Dixie jumps up to the nearest turnbuckle, and takes flight to splash down on top of Rena, who’s nearest to her – it hits perfectly, and Dixie pins, but her scheme has one slight drawback – the referee is also on his arse, and by the time he’s in a position to see the pin, Rena’s recovered sufficiently to break out well before the 2 count. As they find their feet the suntan lotion get scrubbed away into the exposed skin of the contestants, allowing things to return to somewhere near normal as the match continues.

Incensed at being pinned, Rena starts to stomp Dixie; however, with so many people in the match focusing on just one is risky, and Rena suddenly finds herself the recipient of a double suplex from Rei and Kiley, who seem to have settled on working together at least for the moment. Now Rena’s in trouble, and with Carma trying to capitalize where Rena failed before she has to use all her skill to duck and avoid the worst of Kiley and Rei’s attacks. But Rena’s the diva director for a reason; carefully timing her moves, she gets out of the way so that Rei accidentally hits Kiley with her elbow; the fiery Brooklyn babe won’t stand for that, and she smashes an enormous punch into Rei before using the Drop it Like It’s Hot. Rei falls and Kiley pins – Rnea is about to make the save, but to her chagrin she sees that Carma is also pinning Dixie! The ref calls for assistance and a second referee materializes – the counts proceed together, and Rena gambles, opting to stop Carma’s pin. Her instinct is proved correct – Rei just manages to kick out at 2.9 recurring, and the match is still on. Carma, deciding that she needs to make a move of her own, dashes forward and tries to clothesline Kiley – only for Kiley to catch her, and then with a little help from Rei they send Carma up and over the top rope, bringing her crashing down on to the sunlounger, which promptly flips shut, trapping Carma inside. Carma shrieks, and the audience laughs again – so only the observant see Rena dash in and do what Carma failed to do, tipping both Rei and Kiley to the outside. With supreme timing, Rena spins around and nails Dixie with the Chick Kick – she dives forward and rolls Dixie up, and it’s just enough for her to get the 3 count before anyone else is able to stop it.

Philip: Here is your winner……..Rena!

The fans would have preferred a different victor in Kayfabe terms, but they’ve enjoyed the match and they cheer all the women as they pick themselves up, and give Carma an extra pop as she finally defeats the upholstery and emerges from the sunlounger. The divas also don’t hold any grudges over this one, and they exit the ring en masse, having once again brought some glamour and beauty to ACW.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Segment: A strained relationship (Credit: Bob / RDK)

As we come back from commercials we see RDK, Bob and Kross in their locker room. RDK takes a swig of his water bottle before putting it down on the bench. Bob looks at him. RDK breaks a smile before beginning to speak...

RDK: Brudas, going into this match, I don't want anything to change. Amo..Amo will see how wrong he was...I hope.

Bob: RDK..I totally agree, we should not think or treat each other differently once this match is over and done with. If I win I hope you guys will support me 100%...

RDK cocks an eyebrow.

RDK: Now hold on bruda, I have beaten you before. As well as Amo, I don't think you should be as quick as to say that you’re gonna win this here match. OoOoh Yeah!

Crowd Shouts back: OoOoh Yeah! Bob just gives a little smile.

Bob: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?

Bob hits a breakdancing pose before flipping backwards and crossing his arms. The crowd goes “Oooooooh”, clearly impressed.

Kross: It shouldn't matter, no matter the outcome of the match, the winner will be part of the stable...right?

The two pause for a moment; RDK sighs as he takes a last gulp from his water bottle. Bob however seems a little puzzled...RDK decides to go get another bottle of water from the vending machine, when he leaves, Kross looks at the puzzled Bob...

Kross: What troubles you Bob?

Bob looks to Kross, and speaks quietly.

Bob: I was thinking about what Amo said...maybe he’s right. Maybe RDK is just doing all this for himself. Who says RDK is right? I mean isn't this a stable? Shouldn't all our opinions matter?

Kross: They do Bob, RDK has gotten us together as a stable because he trusts us all and knows that we can all trust each other. Amo has not thought about this on his own...I can assure you. I think someone else planted the seeds of these ideas in his head….You and I know that if RDK had any bad intentions that I would have known...

Bob shakes his head before putting his fingers through his hair...

Bob: Sometimes I wonder if you have powers...my pants...they did not exactly win me both titles...

Kross: Bob, please, don't think that way....

The conversation is cut short as RDK comes in with a new water bottle. Bob and Kross quickly act like they weren't saying anything and RDK just contently sits down and reveals two other water bottles...

RDK: Drink up brudas! Especially you Bob, I want you 100% for our confrontation!

Bob takes the water bottle, but continues to try and figure out if RDK is friend...or foe...

Fade out.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Match 4: Cordelia vs Ash

The fans are discussing the implications of the rift within the NoA, but their attention returns swiftly to the ring as Philip gets down to business.

Philip: This is a ladies’ singles match, set for one fall….introducing first, from Boston Massachusetts, Ash!

”Pretend we’re dead” hits, and Ash walks out to a strong positive reaction from the crowd. After Rena’s challenge earlier in the evening she looks determined to put on an impressive performance.

Then “Do you think I’m a whore” hits, just as Ash is entering the ring; the fans boo both for the person the music heralds, and the cutting short of Ash’s own entrance.

Philip: And her opponent, from Miami Florida……..Cordelia LeBlanc!

Cordelia seems amused at the torrent of boos as she stalks to the ring; there’s no doubting that she cuts a deeply impressive figure, and many of those at ringside cannot avert their gaze until she’s passed them by. Philip holds the ring ropes down, as he does for all the ladies of ACW, however Cordelia neglects to thank him. Philip just sighs and gets well out of the way as the two women start to circle.

Bell rings.

Ash is not about to give Cordelia an easy ride; she heads forward and forces Cordelia to lock up with her. Cordelia’s learned from some of the best in the business, however, and she snags Ash’s foot with her own to bring both ladies down to the mat. Cordelia rolls Ash into a pin, and the count hits 2 before Ash realizes she’s in trouble and breaks out. Cordelia laughs and taunts Ash as the pair get back up, and Ash’s temper flares – she bolts forward and clotheslines Cordelia to the mat, continuing on to the ropes to rebound and then repeat the move as Cordelia stands back up. The crowd cheer for Ash, who thinks better of trying for a third clothesline in succession and instead taunts Cordelia right back, trying to trick her opponent into a rash move. Cordelia won’t be taken in, however, and stands her ground, making Ash return to the centre of the ring to continue the battle. The women trade a handful of punches and kicks, and Cordelia forces Ash to retreat into a corner. Once there, Cordelia ups the pressure, booting Ash hard in the gut and making her slide down the post until Cordelia is able to apply pressure directly with her foot to Ash’s head. The referee gives a 5 count before stopping this; Cordelia seems annoyed at the referee and starts to give him a piece of her well developed mind. This, however, gives Ash a crucial few moments to recover, and Cordelia finds herself being lifted and thrown backward before she can do anything to prevent it. With Cordelia down, Ash hurries over to the nearest corner and shows off her top – rope leg drop – it’s perfectly placed, and earns Ash a count of 2.5 before Cordelia kicks out.

The crowd is now chanting for Ash; The two women rise up and engage in a further round of slaps and open – handed punches until Cordelia gets close enough to grasp Ash by the hair and whip her hard into the ropes. Ash bounces and runs straight on to Cordelia’s outstretched boot, knocking the air from her lungs and making the crowd wince. Cordelia pulls off a scoop slam and pins for 2; the crowd jeer her, but Cordelia pays them no heed and starts stomping down on Ash, who rolls aside and finds her feet once more. The two women lock up again, and once more Cordelia’s training serves her well; she sets up and delivers a headlock takedown, shifting smoothly into a sleeperhold as the pair of them hit the canvas. Cordelia locks him the hold and does her utmost to choke Ash out of consciousness; the fans, however, call to Ash, urging her to respond. Ash’s eyes flicker; her hand drops on the first lift, but on the second it stays up and Cordelia can’t prevent Ash from getting back up again. A couple of hard elbows loosen Cordelia’s grip long enough for Ash to deliver a neckbreaker and get rid of Cordelia completely – Ash goes back to the corner and prepares for a splash, only to see Cordelia jump back up with impressive speed and come running toward her. Changing her plans quickly, Ash dives forward, over Cordelia’s head and into a Sunset Flip. The crowd roars as Cordelia’s shoulders hit the mat – 1,2,- Cordelia kicks at the last second, and Ash thumps the mat with her fist in frustration. Getting up, Ash signals for the cherry bomb; but then Cordelia strikes, raking Ash viciously across the eyes. With great speed Cordelia delivers a DDT, rolls Ash up, and unseen by the referee uses the ropes for extra leverage to ensure that Ash doesn’t escape before the 3 count is given. The bell rings, and the fans boo as Cordelia stands back up, smiling with satisfaction at her victory.

Philip: Here is your winner…….Cordelia LBlanc!

Once again Cordelia’s proved herself to be a talented competitor in the ring, but the fans boo her underhanded tactic for winning. Cordelia simply flips them off and slides out of the ring, not even bothering to look back and see if Ash is ok. Ash herself stands back up without too much delay, and she shouts after Cordelia, promising revenge – but will she remain in ACW long enough to get such a chance?

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Segment: Progress? (Credit: Yoko)

Yoko Satoshi has momentarily left the Demon Pit, with Mr. Floppy, to get some water. As she's sipping on the cup, Bob happens to show up.

Bob: Oh, Yoko! Hey!

She nods to acknowledge him.

Bob: I wanted to apologize for that dinner, that was a disaster. Amo can be such a jerk.

Yoko: I can handle him. I have before.

Bob: Yeah, I guess you can hold your own against just about anyone.

She nods again and takes another sip.

Bob: So I was wondering if you'd like to try the dinner thing again? Mr. Floppy can have Barbie AND Skipper if he wants, I don't mind.

Yoko: He um..He kind of likes... real girls. He even has a crush on Drew Barrymore...

She blushes after revealing the information.

Bob: That complicates things. I don't think I can get Drew Barrymore to come here and date a bunny doll.

Voice: I knew it!

Yoko and Bob look toward the sudden voice and see Surion.

Bob: Hi Surion!

Surion: So you two ARE dating! You would pick him over me?!

Yoko: We're not..

Bob: We are? Wow!

Bob wraps an arm around Yoko. Surion practically explodes with rage.

Surion: To think I really liked you!

Yoko: You don't really like me. You just want to sleep with me or something. You know I'm underage, right?

Surion grits his teeth, and grabs a nearby chair, and folds it.

Bob: If you can't have her, no one can, right? That's been done to death.

Yoko: Shut up, Bob.

She pushes Bob away from her. Surion keeps his eyes on Yoko.

Yoko: ..Oh, you're intending that chair for me? Rather than taking out Bob to keep him from dating me, you're going to take me out? That'll really make me date you. You should go cool off, you're clearly not thinking right now.

Surion continues to stare at her.

Yoko: If you're going to hit me with that chair, go ahead. Or do you hesitate because of what you know I'll do to you?

Yoko's pushed Surion just a tad too far, and he lunges at her with the chair in the air, intent on bringing it down over her skull. However, before it hits her, Bob intervenes, taking the shot instead of Yoko. The seat of the chair detaches due to the blow, and Surion drops the useless frame. Bob collapses to the ground.

Yoko looks down at Bob, and then back at Surion. She glares into his eyes with a look that could kill, and he quickly takes his leave before she decides to do anything drastic.

She looks back down at Bob, who seems to be slightly stirring, and pushes her foot against his shoulder.

Yoko: You shouldn't have done that for me. I was going to Mist him if he actually tried to hit me.

Bob: Wish I'd known...My head hurts.

Yoko: Are you going to be ok?

Bob: I think I'll just rest here a moment...But yeah, I think I'll be ok. Maybe I shou-

He hears the sound of her walking away, and he stops talking.

Bob: ...At least she waited until she knew I was ok. Progress!

He lies still for a moment, then slowly gets up to his feet, clutching his head.

End Segment.

[Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune]

Segment: ACW Fit Club (Credit: Hunter)

The crowd is still buzzing after what they just saw, but their chatter quickly dissolves into a shower of boos when they hear the opening cords of "Thunderstruck". Not wasting any time, Hunter makes his way from the backstage area out to the arena. He walks down the ramp, not paying any attention to the horrendous amount of boos unleashed upon him. He gets into the ring and grabs a mic.

Hunter: Last Warfare, Jake beat me in a match.

A minor pop comes from the crowd.

Hunter: Yeah, you may be happy, but I'm not. So, I've spoken to the Chairman, and he's promised me a rematch against Jake...at Bloody Valentine.

The crowd becomes a little cheerier at this news.

Hunter: There is nothing that would please me more than to humiliate Jake, and what better way to do it than to take away his prized title? Yes, I know. It sounds confusing. After all, I'm 245 pounds of sexy muscle, 20 pounds more than the limit for the lightweight division. How can I possibly take the title away from him? Well, the Chairman has also said that if I am able to lose those twenty pounds in the next sixteen days, then my match will become a LW Title Match! So, I have created a minor...program for you all: ACW Fit Club!

Sparks fly as the titantron flashes and shows the Fit Club logo.

Hunter: Every show, you will see some highlights of me exercising and doing all I can to lose the weight. Then, later, we will take out the scale, and I will be weighed in. To assist my weight-loss needs, I have gathered the most amazing team of professionals! First, we have Dr. Waters, whose specialty is this kind of thing.

A balding man with a short white beard walks out wearing a labcoat. He gets into the ring and shakes hands with Hunter.

Hunter: Next, we have the sexy Dr. Vega, who will be supporting me mentally through my excursion. She is a psychiatrist, and a good one at that.

A sexy young woman makes her way to the ring, doing her best to ignore the hoots and hollers that she is receiving from the men in the arena.

Hunter: And finally, we have the drill sergeant! He is ACW's head trainer, and he is one of the most badass motherfuckers I know! That's right, please welcome...Sergeant Pepper!

A very big and muscular man comes out and shakes Hunter's hand.

Hunter: We'll be back next week to see my progress. You better be there too, because my paycheck is on the line if we get bad ratings.

Hunter drops the mic and goes backstage. He is closely followed by his Weight Loss Committee.

Fade Out.