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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:20:35 GMT -5
Segment: Drunken Shots (Credit: Jake Cheng and Hunter)
The Red Lion Pub. 15 Main St. It probably isn’t the best thing for ACW, having a bar across the street from the arena and all, but the businesses have made the best of it. All the drunk people that get kicked out of the arena have a place to go and even free viewing for the pay-per-views. Best of all, free drinks for superstars.
The ACW World Champion sits at the bar, a brown bottle open in front of him. His dark sunglasses do nothing to hide his identity, as many of the bar-goers point and whisper. But the only person that is anywhere near Jake, is the long haired man passed out next to him.
Bartender: So, Champ, what are you doing here anyway?
Jake: Relieving the pressures of being champion.
Bartender: Oh right, since it's so tough with all the matches you have had.
Jake: Are you kidding me? It’s tough not knowing whether I’ll have to fight BK or Thunderkiss at Bloody Valentine.
Bartender: Right, because you won’t have plenty of time to prepare.
Jake: Hey, I’m sorry that your parents never hugged you as a child, but no need to take it out on me. Just get me another drink.
Bartender: Alright. Another root beer, coming up.
The bartender walks away from Jake and the Quadrinity shakes his head. He turns to the hobo looking man next to him. He smells him and covers his nose immediately, regretting his decision to find where that odor was coming from. The bartender comes back and give Jake his second round.
Bartender: So, rumor has it that you and Kirsten Carter are getting back together.
Jake: From who?
Bartender: ACW fan site dot com.
Jake: Oh. Yeah well...
Bartender: C’mon, brother...spill the beans.
Jake: Nothing’s happened yet. I left her some flowers today. I hoping she likes them.
Bartender: When don’t the ladies like flowers?
Jake: My thought exactly.
Bartender: Did you hear the TK is winning the polls? What do you think about that?
Jake: What is this, twenty questions? Kevin Anderson, when did you become a bartender? Who are you, the Spanish Inquisition?
Bartender: I...
Jake: I’m fucking pissed, that’s my answer. I got nothing on Kiss. We’ve been in the ring twice, maybe three times. But BK London is a whole other story. That fucking douchebag was the best friend I ever had. We were a unit, unbeatable. And then last year, he started to put himself before the team. Well, no, he always thought he was above the team, he just hide it well enough for then. All he ever cared about is the World Title. And all he will ever care about is the championship gold. No wonder he lost his best friend. No wonder he lost his wife. No wonder he is fucking alone.
?: Finally feeling the pressure, eh?
The long haired drunk next to Jake lifts his head up and brushes the hair out of his shitfaced face.
Bartender: You’re...not passed out!
Jake: You’re...HUNTER!
Hunter takes Jake’s second root beer and chugs it down. After shaking his head violently, Hunter swivels in his bar stool toward the man who beat him a little over a week ago.
Hunter: Tough, ain't it, Cheng? The pressure of watching your back? And even if you have people watching your back, who watches their backs? Unless they have mirrors, then NO ONE watches their backs. You didn't deserve to beat me at Rangakor, and when I get my rematch for Bloody Heart Day, I'll take my shiny gold belt back. And you'll be unhappy, whereas I shall be incredibly jubilant!
Jake: ...what are you doing here? Didn’t you just have a match?
Hunter: Yes I did. And now I'm here.
Jake: I see that.
Hunter: Oh, well, good. Now that we've established that you've...got working eyes, how about you leave me to my drunken ramblings?
Jake: I would if I weren't so amused by you saying you would fight me at Bloody Valentine.
Hunter: Get the ears out of your wax, douchebag! I won't FIGHT you, I'll BEAT you!
Jake: Keeping in mind that either TK or BK will get the shot? Yeah, not too worried about it.
Hunter: Oh, I have my methods.
Jake: I doubt Ginger is interested in handjobs.
Hunter: Oh fuck---
He swings around but falls out of his chair, while Jake simply remains motionless in his own chair.
Hunter: ...you.
Jake takes a sip out of his own bottle, and then chuckles slightly when he hears Hunter's snoring behind him. He shakes his head for a moment, and then sighs, placing the bottle down. And then he simply thinks.
Fade Out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:22:55 GMT -5
Segment: “Hide and Go Seek” Credit: T-Kiss [At the conclusion of Ragnarok, Thunderkiss immediately turned his eye toward the media awaiting reports of Anna Sommers’ ultimate demise. Seconds turned into minutes. Minutes turned into hours. Finally, hours turned into a new day and Thunderkiss finally accepted the truth - she survived. Days later he found out her car did in fact go over the edge, but instead of falling to the street below, it only fell 10 feet onto an out of sight ledge that was directly underneath where the incident took place. The only question that remains now is where did she go for Ms. Sommers has not been seen for days. Using his vast array of resources, the answer to this question will finally be brought to light via his own personal nurse and master of extreme pleasure - JOYTOY.] JOYTOY: Not only did she escape, she was unharmed. Mr. 500%: Damn! Fear not, I’m sure a second opportunity will be just around the corner for us, and this time we WON’T screw up.JOYTOY: Well, that’s going to be a problem...Mr. 500%: What do you mean?JOYTOY: As you know, she hasn’t been seen in public since the “incident.” Word is she has gone into hiding. (Long pause) And is living at the home of Alicia Kitsune.Mr. 500%: She’s living WHERE?!JOYTOY: With AK.[His ears did not deceive him the first time. Thunderkiss immediately files out of his chair and puts his hand through a nearby door in a failed attempt to release his anger.] Mr. 500%: That BITCH! Its none of her G’Damned business! [Furious, his mind quickly devises a plan constructed of both revenge and hate. Whipping his cell phone out from his back pocket, he hits the 1 key to speed dial his most important resource ...] Mr. 500%: Wilcox, I want the address to Alicia Kitsune’s home. ~!~CLICK~!~ Mr. 500%: She’s trying to ruin my life Jt. Why won’t she leave me alone? Why? Why? WHY? JOYTOY: Shhhhhhhhhh. [Joytoy places her fingers across his lips and then softly kisses him. Pulling away, she places her forehead against his own and looks straight into his eyes.] JOYTOY: Relax TK. I will take care of everything.Thunderkiss: You said that the last time. JOYTOY: Shutup. [Slipping the straps of her dress off her shoulders and letting it drop to the floor she accomplishes just that. For the moment, all of TK’s problems slip away and are replaced with feelings of pure exhalation.] [FADE]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:23:35 GMT -5
Segment: And the hits just keep on coming (Credit: BK London)
As we return from commercial after the last riveting match, we get a shot of Charlotte King - who is looking absolutely gorgeous at she does every night.
Charlotte: Ladies and Gentlemen, Charlotte King here and I'm next to the man who could soon become No.1 Contender for the ACW Heavyweight Championship at Bloody Valentine, BK London!
As the camera shot pulls out, we see BK London now sporting his in-ring gear, as opposed to the causal attire he wore earlier, since his match is coming up in a few minutes. A nice little pop for the former ACW Heavyweight Champion follows Charlotte's introduction and now we're ready for the first question.
Charlotte: Now BK London, you have a match up ne-
??: Hold up! Hold up! Stop this interview.
We all recognize the voice by this part of the show, as none other than Kevin "The Internet" Scoop steps into the camera shot.
Kevin: I'll be asking the questions here. The main event should be covered by ACW's best, and you're looking at ACW's #1 Interviewer right here baby, so beat it toots.
Kevin simply gestures for Charlotte to get a move on, and she continues to stare at him with a grimacing expression.
Kevin: Did I stutter? You know, for a woman who has a journalism degree, you sure don't understand english very well. I said, "BEAT IT TOOTS!". Get out of here. Be Gone. Outta my eye sight.
Rather than fight back with a few words of her own, she walks off camera which gets Kevin some major heat from fans in the audience. He now turns back to BK, who doesn't look to pleased with Kevin's entrance.
BK London: You know, you'd think kicking your lips off would get you to shut up, but you just keep going and going and going...
Kevin: You can't silence The Internet baby. Now, onto the business, tonight you go up against a member of The Senatorial Stable - a former International Champion and Entertainment Champion - a man who has...
BK London: ...a man who has lost to me more times than I can remember. What's your point?
Kevin: My point is this, the kid has come a long way in ACW, sure - you've had his number in the past, but he has constantly gotten better and better, do you really think you can beat Jason Freeman tonight? Because something's telling me, you won't.
BK London: And what would that be that's telling you, huh? Your female's intuition?
Kevin: Very funny BK, Very funny. You can make all the jokes you want, but the joke will be on you when you lose to Jason Freeman tonight. Just like you're going to lose against Thunderkiss in the polls on Thursday and just like you're going to lose to The Libertines in 10 days in that First Blood Match. So, keep the jokes coming, because in the end everyone's going to be laughing at you.
BK London: ....You know Kevin, this new turn for you, it's...it's beginning to grow on me. You've finally grown a pair and you can stand up to the big boy's in ACW. And I can respect that.
Kevin: ...really?
BK London: Absolutely. Can I..well, Can I shake your hand?
Kevin: Sure, sure, you know The Internet doesn't turn down a nice hearty hand shake.
Kevin Anderson accepts BK London's handshake, and within a few seconds BK lays him with a swift kick to the groin. Anderson is dropped like a bad habit and lays in the feeble state for a second while BK takes the mic out of his hand.
BK London: Now that that's over with, Jason Freeman, I'm talking to you. You know, I've taken notice of you for the past few months and you're a very hot prospect in ACW kid. You've already won two titles, you've aligned yourself with both of the top name stables in ACW, and you've beaten a former World Champion such as The Senator. But make no mistake about it, and nothing against Mr. Phillips, but I'm not The Senator. You're a great in ring performer, no doubt about that, but I'm that much better. I've been in ACW for four years and I've put on more memorable moments than you've had matches. I've stole the show more times than you've been on a show. I've sold out more venues than anyone else in ACW. Tonight, you're not going up against any other wrestler Freeman, you're going up against a superstar. I've hoped you prepared for this match tonight Freeman, I really hope you have, because whether it's by the Shades of Michaels, The Corporate Lock, The Revolver, or a simple roll-up, the result will be the same...and that's BK London walking out...the winner.
BK walks off camera, stepping over Kevin as the camera fades out.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:24:03 GMT -5
Match 5: BK London vs. Jason Freeman (Credit: BK)
Phillip: This match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 230lbs, Jason Freeman!
"Ugly" by The Exies sounds throughout the speakers and Jason Freeman steps out onto the stage to a mixed reaction from the crowd tonight. As soon as the chorus of the song hits, the lights flash brightly and his pyro hits before he continues to strut down to the ring. With a sense of confidence, he jumps up onto the apron and enters the ring before acknowledging his few fans in the audience.
Phillip: And his opponent, weighing in at 243lbs, from Brooklyn, New York, he is B-K London!
The lights in the arena flash all different colors as "Hello Brooklyn" by Jay-Z bursts into life and the crowd breaks into a frenzy of cheers for the veteran BK London. Smoke pours out from the stage and coming through the smoke is the man who has been taking ACW by storm for nearly 4 years, comes out from behind the curtain onto the stage. He surveys the crowd, looking left and right while absorbing the huge ovation and begins his way down the ramp towards the ring. Upon hitting the end of the ramp, he stops one more time to look at the fans closer to the ring before quickly running and sliding into the ring. Upon entering the ring, he makes his way over to the corner and ascends to the middle turnbuckle, hitting one of his signature poses. The flashes of the camera from the legion of fans almost illuminate the arena as they manage to capture him for the few seconds he's on the turnbuckle. He then hops down and stares across the ring at his opponent, awaiting the bell to sound.
As the bell sounds for this match to start, neither man is a bit eager to get it on quickly, but they finally latch up in the center of the ring with a collar-elbow tie up. Quickly, BK London takes down the young Jason Freeman with a side headlock take down, but the former International Champion manages to counter it with a head scissors. Stuck in the vice grip of Freeman's legs, BK quickly attempts to find a way to remove himself from the maneuver before he loses air, and he succeeds. After maneuvering his body a bit, he flips forward into a jack knife position, and referee Raymond Allen Fleming is in perfect position to make the count.
ONE . . TWO
Freeman now shows off his impressive body strength by managing to bridge up with the 240 plus pounder above him, and counters the jack knife into a backslide pin. Sure the backslide pin is a little sloppy, but he manages to pin BK London's shoulders down for the count.
ONE . . T-
BK manages to free himself from the pin, and now both men quickly spring back up to their feet. Freeman advances towards the Grand Slam Champion with a clothesline attempt, but it's countered once BK ducks under it and grabs Freeman in a rear waistlock. He pushes Freeman into the ropes and hopes to roll backwards into a nice little roll up, but Freeman grabs onto the top rope and BK rolls backwards solo. As BK rises up to his feet, he charges towards Freeman who is by the ropes only to receive a surprising elbow to the bridge of his nose. BK stumbles back a bit and Freeman now springboards off the second rope and hits a back elbow before making a quick cover.
ONE . . TW-
BK London kicks out again, and Freeman now begins pummeling with a flury of fists from his right hand, which gets the attention of RAF. Administering the count, Freeman eventually stops his onslaught at the 4 count, but not before getting a little talk from the referee. Not paying attention at all, Freeman blows past RAF and delivers a huge kick to the abdomen of BK London. BK now rolls over on his back and Freeman quickly bounces off the ropes and hits the Grand Slam Champion with a baseball slide. The kick sends BK sliding under the bottom rope and landing quite hard on the thinly padded mat on the outside. People expected Freeman to get some offense in this match, but not this much this early, it's definitely opening up people's eyes. Freeman, with a look of determination on his face, rolls under the bottom rope to the outside to continue his offensive attack. The Senatorial Stablemate fires at BK with a few forearms to the side of the head, which sends BK London stumbling back into the barricade.
After backing up a bit, Freeman charges head on with BK London to attempt to clothesline him over the barricade but it's BK who manages to score an offensive maneuver this time. He connects with a huge boot to the jaw of Freeman, stopping him immediately in his tracks, and now delivers a desperation spear to his opponent. As RAF is at the six count, BK London musters enough strength to rise up to his feet and he rolls back into the ring and then rolls back out, breaking the count. Freeman staggers back to his feet, only to be kicked in the abdomen by the ACW veteran and tosses back into the ring. BK hops back up on the apron, and hopes to enter the ring but he is met with a huge shoulder thrust to his stomach by Freeman. BK keels over in pain and Freeman now grabs the head of BK and DDTs him from an elevated position, similar to the one that Randy Orton does. BK's head is planted square into the mat, and quickly Freeman makes the cover.
ONE . . TWO . . KICK OUT!
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:24:20 GMT -5
BK manages to kick out once more, possibly since Freeman managed to neglect hooking the leg, which infuriates the two time International Champion. Freeman covers once more, this time hooking the leg and he hopes to get the three count he desires.
ONE . . TWO . . KICK OUT!
His plan fails to come to fruition again, and it's starting to frustrate Jason Freeman to no end. Freeman picks up BK, hoping to score with another DDT but BK rams Freeman back first into the turnbuckle. After a few stiff right hands to the jaw, BK whips Freeman across the ring into the opposing turnbuckle. Running at full force, BK looks to land a clothesline on Freeman, but Freeman manages to get his elbow up once more. BK stumbles back and eventually lands on his ass before holding his nose once more. Freeman heads out onto the apron and begins to ascend the turnbuckles up to the top rope. Without wasting much time, BK throws his body onto one of the ropes Freeman is standing on - which causes him to lose his balance. The former Entourage member lands groin first on the top turnbuckle before falling forwards. Seeing his opportunity, BK heads back to the opposing corner and yells out "SUPERMAN DAT!"...
..and the crowd responds with "HOOOOOOOOOO!!" in unison as BK runs forwards towards Freeman and scores with a Double Knee Strike to his back. Freeman falls forward and lands in the ring as BK makes the cover shortly after.
ONE . . TWO .
But Freeman manages to get his foot on the bottom rope, which doesn't get much of a good reaction from the crowd. BK grabs the leg of Jason Freeman and pulls him to the center of the ring before attempting The Corporate Lock, but knowing BK's maneuvers so well - he manages to counter it before it can cause any damage. He rolls forward and launches BK into the turnbuckle before getting up himself. BK turns around, holding his nose once again, and Freeman hoists BK up on his shoulders. BK begins to thrash about on the shoulders of Freeman before grabbing onto the top rope to prevent a move from being delivered. After a few elbows, BK slips off the shoulders of Freeman and catches him in a front face lock. He capitalizes with The Revolver to a nice pop from the crowd and hooks the leg of Jason Freeman, hoping to pick up the win.
ONE . . TWO . . THRE-KICK OUT!
Freeman manages to get his shoulder up, which shocks BK a bit, and that prompts him to set him up for the Revolver once more. Stalking Freeman from behind, BK awaits the New York native to turn around and he eventually does. A swift kick follows before he attempts The Revolver once more, and Freeman manages to counter by pushing BK into the ropes. BK bounces off the ropes and Freeman kicks him in the abdomen. He throws BK's head between his legs and lifts him up before delivering a Piledriver right onto the mat. BK's head bounces off the mat in a gruesome fashion before landing right next to Freeman. The crowd responds with a resounding "Ooooooooh", and Freeman makes the cover once more.
ONE . . TWO . . THRE-KICK OUT!
He almost had him, just a few centimeters away from the mat before this match would've been Freeman's. Freeman is shocked to say the least, and he gets in the face of RAF. The two argue for a bit until Freeman turns around and sees a Superkick coming his way. It would prove to be just a fake out, as he doesn't hit Freeman at all. Freeman does flinch when he sees BK's foot coming his way, but BK manages to grab the head of Freeman once more and plants him into the mat with The Revolver. With two Revolver's hit, it's simply academic from here.
ONE . . TWO . . THREE
Phillip: And the winner of this match, B-K London!
"Hello Brooklyn" sounds through the speakers as BK celebrates his hard fought win, but his celebration is interrupted by Thunderkiss' music. As the Entourage member makes his way down to the ring, we can see that the debate will start rather quickly...and it's up next.
Fade out to commercial.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:25:26 GMT -5
Closing Segment: “Q & A with the K’s!” Credit: BK/TK
[As we return from the mandatory ad time, ACW viewers are greeting with a close up shot of interviewer Charlotte King on their television. Microphone in hand and smile on her face, she is ready to kick off what will undoubtedly be an epic ACW moment that will one day reside on a “best of Warfare” double disc DVD set.]
Charlotte: Good evening ACW fans, and welcome to our first ever number one contender debate! Just last week our very own Chairman Gingerdude dropped a bombshell on the federation by announcing that the ACW fans would be the ones to decide Jake Cheng’s opponent at Bloody Valentine! Tonight, their two choices will debate with each other on why they should earn your vote using questions submitted by our very own viewers! That said, lets meet our two participants! First up, he is Mr. 500%, THUNDERKISS!
[The camera shifts over to TK’s podium where he rears up with a smile and shouts - ]
Mr. 500% *yelling*: I’m a master debator!
Charlotte: And ACW's first and only grand slam champion, BK London!
BK London's introduction is met with a nice pop as he acknowledges his fans in the audience before looking over at Thunderkiss and snickering to himself. He lightly pats himself with a towel, wiping off the sweat from his brow after his contest with Freeman just minutes earlier.
BK London: Did anyone else hear Thunderkiss say he's a masturbator? I'm pretty sure I did. I am so going to win this debate.
Charlotte: Gentlemen, good luck to both of you. Thunderkiss, you will begin tonight’s debate by answering the first question. What have you done to deserve a World Title shot?
Mr. 500%: Perhaps you should ask me what HAVEN’T I done to deserve a World Title shot. That way we can keep things short and sweet Charlotte, but if you insist, so be it. Since establishing myself as part of ACW’s upper echelon (pardon the pun), I have continued to watch on practically everyone in the upper ranks has gotten their opportunity, besides me of course. Now lets ask ourselves a simple question. Why is it that Thunderkiss hasn’t gotten a title shot yet? Could it just be the natural progression of things or perhaps something entirely else, like individuals protecting their careers at the expense of the fans. If you’ve read the dirt sheets over the last few months, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
[Slight pause.]
Charlotte: Thank you -
Mr. 500% *interrupting*: Excuse me, I’m not done woman. Now just to clear up any confusion from my last statement. Let me make myself clear one thing. Just because I am a head liner, I feel that doesn’t justify a World Title shot. Instead, I ask everyone in the audience to look at one thing, that simply being my performance. Over the course of the last four months, I have ROLLED through the competition. At this point, there is nowhere else for me to go but up, and I need *YOU*, the Kiss Army, to help me do just that!
[The Kiss Army explodes out of their seats and scream until their lungs bleed. This in return upsets the BK London fans who begin exchanging unpleasantries with their counterparts.]
Maxwell McNally: I’d say this crowd is split straight down the middle Eddie.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: As much as I would like to argue with you McNally, I’d say you’re right!
Charlotte: Thank you Thunderkiss. BK London, your response please.
BK London: You know what Thunderkiss? You're absolutely right about one thing. Over the past four months you have "ROLLED" through the competition in ACW. You've defeated nearly everyone that stepped in your way, and it's something very admirable - but you have to look at one thing. In three out of those four months that you have "ROLLED" through competition, I have been absent from ACW. You've faced everyone possible, but you never faced me - but oh wait. You have haven't you? You've said you've had to watch on as everyone else got their opportunity for a World Title shot - well, if I remember things correctly, you had an opportunity to get one. And you fucked it up.
A quizzical expression comes up on the face of Thunderkiss.
BK London: Oh you don't remember? Well let's turn the clock back a few months back to July 2007. We were teamed up for the Lethal Lottery Tournament and thanks to ME, we were able to win the whole shebang. The following month, at Heatwave - we did have a No.1 Contender's match against one another to see who would face the World Champion later in the evening. And do you know who won that match? Do you know who delivered that one superkick that knocked your lights out completely? Moi. So Charlotte, you ask what have I done to deserve a title shot? Well the answer to that is easy, simply because I am BK London. I am ACW. I am a natural born champion. On the two previous occassions that I was champion, ACW entered a time of prosperity, and with the fan's votes - I can bring that era back to ACW.
[Once again a mixed response comes from the crowd as the long term ACW fans have his back while the die hard Kiss Army has their mans. After the cheers and boos die down, Charlotte begins the debate’s second round.]
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:25:52 GMT -5
Charlotte: For the second question, BK London you will answer first. If you were to become the next ACW World Champion, what would your goals be?
BK London: My goal is simple Charlotte, bring ACW back to the era of prosperity. Bring back ACW to its former glory, the golden era, by becoming ACW Champion I can accomplish that. Since November 2nd 2006, I have not held a World Title, or any other title at that - and if anyone knows me - they know it's been far too long. And it's been far too long since BK London has dominated the main event scene like he's known to do. The fans want BK London as champion, ACW needs BK London as Champion, and come this Thursday the votes will prove just that.
Charlotte: Thank you Mr. London. TK, your rebuttal?
Mr. 500%: This past summer I so “dangerously” said that I guess when one wins the World Title, six weeks of vacation must come with it because it appeared our champion at the time was anywhere but here in the ACW arena. Make no mistake Charlotte, I *AM* a wrestler. And what does a wrestler do? He or she WRESTLES. Not a really hard job description, huh? Just because you win the big one doesn’t mean you have a one match per month contract. As champion, I am going to BLOW the doors off this precedent and march ACW into a new era; an era RULED by competition where EVERYONE has a chance!
[Second verse, same as the first. A mixed reception by the fans is heard at the conclusion of TK’s speech. Pulling an index card out from the stack that resides in her left hand, Charlotte places it in front of all the others as she prepares to start our third round.]
Charlotte: Thunderkiss we return back to you for the third question. Do you think you have what it takes to beat Jake Cheng?
Mr. 500% *laughing*: Can you ask that again Charlotte? I’m so sorry, that’s so funny I have to hear it again sister!
Charlotte *annoyed*: Do you think you have what it takes to beat Jake Cheng?
Mr. 500%: Well, if you look back to October of last year, I think you’ll find your answer there.
Charlotte: BK, same question.
BK London: Well if you look back to April 2007, June 2007, July 2007, and several times before that, you'll find your answer right there.
“Fast” Eddie Edison: I’d kill to see Cheng’s reaction to those answers right now Max!
Maxwell McNally: I’m sure HE’D kill right now to give us one!
Charlotte: For the final question, we are going to do something a little bit different. Each of you will have the opportunity to ask each other any-question-they-want. Mr. London, you shall start out this fourth and final round so proceed when ready.
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Feb 4, 2008 17:26:19 GMT -5
BK London: Thunderkiss, you have beaten everyone there is to beat in ACW since coming, and in a short amount of time at that. But how does it feel to know that me, BK London, is standing in your way of ACW Championship gold again? How does it feel to know that you've beaten everyone in ACW BUT me? How does it feel to know that I've got YOUR number huh? HUH?! Mr. 500%: How does all of that feel? Well BK, it feels all a bit like yourself, overrated. The last time you and I met you did in fact beat me, but lets get something straight, that was not by your doing, but by my own. I underestimated you and I have no one to blame but myself. The next time you and I meet, I wont forget you will do whatever it takes to win and I assure you your dirty tricks won’t work twice, cheater. [Thunderkiss finishes his response by spitting directly at London. Luckily for all it falls short, for if it had hit him all hell would have broken loose by now. The act itself draws London’s ire as he pulls away from his podium and begins marching toward Kiss but thankfully stops short as cooler heads prevail.] Charlotte: At this time gentlemen I would like to remind you to keep it civil. We will now end tonight’s debate with Thunderkiss’ question. [An evil smirk comes across the face of Thunderkiss as his mind engineers the perfect question to ask BK London. All is silent as TK leans into his microphone and cuts loose with a bomb so big that the FCC will be working OVERTIME over the next few weeks!] Mr. 500%: BK, I would like to know how it feels knowing your that your daughter cries herself to sleep at night missing you and your wife ignores her whimpers by fucking another man?
Maxwell McNally: We have completely lost control of this situation! Somebody get Charlotte out of there!
Thunder Train: ARGH! OUT OF THE WAY!
[As the security team enters the ring, they luckily are able to bring the conflict to the end by forming a human wall between both men. Rushing to TK’s side, Thunder Train helps him up only to be pushed aside as Thunderkiss makes an attempt to clash with BK yet again.]
Mr. 500%: How’d you like that BK? Huh? How’d you like that?!
[The rage between is mighty, but it is not enough to overcome the double digit ACW security team. Pinning both TK and BK back to opposite corners our cameras cut back onto our announce team as order is restored in the ring!]
“Fast” Eddie Edison: Good LORD! Folks, we have been told that we’re all out of time here, so I guess that’s it – except it plainly isn’t, and DAMN that looked painful!-
Maxwell McNally: The cameras will keep rolling, so keep watching ACW.com-
Mr. 500% *in ring yelling*: AND WHERE IS MY G’DAMNED EYE?!
Maxwell McNally (chuckling): Which is more than a certain person will be able to do, by the looks of things…
And that is indeed where we leave things, for now. But you know we’ll be back for Meltdown, and knowing this lot, they’ll still be duking it out…
Fade to Black.
End of show.
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Post by Dalton on Feb 4, 2008 17:34:03 GMT -5
Mr. 500% *in ring yelling*: AND WHERE IS MY G’DAMNED EYE?! lolz. Great show =]
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Post by The Senator on Feb 4, 2008 19:22:05 GMT -5
I admit I made a quick edit on Lucretia's segment, since she made Ginger out to be a West Ham fan, when it's been previously established that he roots for Manchester United.
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Post by Lass Sarin on Feb 4, 2008 19:43:52 GMT -5
Thanks Sennie. And great show!
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Post by xs3 on Feb 4, 2008 19:46:14 GMT -5
Nice job with the show, everyone... BK, you ripped off the whole "spouse is assistant for authority figure" deal. >_>
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Post by Dan White on Feb 4, 2008 20:42:05 GMT -5
Good show all
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Post by The Senator on Feb 5, 2008 11:29:04 GMT -5
You love it, even if it's not always there...yep...it's time for...[glow=red,2,300]The Senator's Moment of the Show![/glow]
FSX was on FIRE. As was about everyone else. Great showings from just about anyone who wrote for this show, ACW is running strong, and this is the proof!
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Post by jontaylor on Feb 5, 2008 11:51:32 GMT -5
Taylor's notes for the show! - FSX's craziness yet pwnageness was on view as always! Enjoyed his segments thoroughly
- Hunter's segments were top notch, despite his intoxication! I must admit, Hunter is probably my favourite character in ACW, I can always imagine and picture perfectly Hunter in his segments, and they are always entertaining!
- Libertines please teach your character some grammar
- Good to see Zero writing more, his segments were great also
- Richmond shows the potential of becoming a good character, though I feel his segments and writing in general would be better if he expanded more and added more length. I've noticed that in his past few segments when i've read them, i've just started getting into the segment, and oh, it's the end already
- Freeman write more you lazy/busy bastard
- Cheng's segment were up to standard as usual, I particulary enjoyed the conversation between Cheng/Hunter
- TK's writing was great as always, though i'll admit at times I do find his style a bit confusing >_>
Taylor's quote of the show!
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