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Post by xs3 on May 26, 2009 22:24:29 GMT -5
Yoko Satoshi is not the female Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg is the male Yoko Satoshi.
To better undertsand Yoko Satoshi, try walking a mile in her shoes. Then prepare to be brutally murdered because you took her shoes.
The only reason Jake Steele is champ is because Yoko didn't want to work Thursdays >______>
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Post by rosslambert on May 26, 2009 22:37:18 GMT -5
Sarin and Yoko in what was at first deemed a pleasurable bit of BDSM soon turned ugly as an accident resulted in the disappearance of one of Yoko's toenails. This missing part of her body is now known as "The Pick of Destiny".
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Post by xs3 on May 26, 2009 22:41:25 GMT -5
From whence she came, she shall remain until she is... COMPLETE AGAIN!
...who am I kidding? Even if Yoko is incomplete, she'll still kill us all.
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Post by BK London on May 26, 2009 23:03:39 GMT -5
Yoko Satoshi was born on February 31st.
Yoko Satoshi still remembers Booker-T, Yoko remembers.
Yoko Satoshi made a guest appearance on an episode of The Hills, it was called the series finale.
Yoko Satoshi won an argument with Reprobate.
Waldo is hiding from Yoko Satoshi.
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Post by Dalton on May 26, 2009 23:20:33 GMT -5
Yoko Satoshi won an argument with Reprobate. Zing.
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Post by rep on May 27, 2009 5:45:39 GMT -5
When was this
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Post by xs3 on Jun 1, 2009 14:51:18 GMT -5
The reason Red Hot Chili Peppers are on hiatus? Their tribute song to Yoko didn't live up to her standards and now they're hiding from her.
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Post by Yoko Satoshi on Apr 3, 2020 2:02:01 GMT -5
Scientists have traveled into the future and have seen that billions of years from now there will be a Universal Undisputed Championship title
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