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Post by Jack Jefferson on Mar 2, 2006 17:33:48 GMT -5
On the 6th day God created Yoko, on the 7th day he rested, and on the 8th day Yoko hit God with The Flying Guillotine and took over.
I'll add more later...feel free to add your own!
(Credit to Hunter for the idea)
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Post by Jack Jefferson on Mar 2, 2006 17:35:26 GMT -5
Yoko doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Yoko. Yoko does not sleep. She waits. Yoko never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.  |
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Post by scrawn on Mar 2, 2006 17:38:02 GMT -5
You can't steal Chuck Norris ones and change them to match Yoko.
Yoko doesn't like RVD. Now do you know why he's always held down?
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Post by Jack Jefferson on Mar 2, 2006 17:39:14 GMT -5
You can't steal Chuck Norris ones and change them to match Yoko. That was just to get it started and give people the idea. |
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Post by Alicia "Atomic" Kitsune on Mar 2, 2006 17:52:15 GMT -5
Yoko Satoshi's name is part of an ancient Japanese text. Loosely translated from the original, it means: "Lady of ice blood and steel nerve, bringer of swift vengeance, we are in some deep shit here people."  Yoko was intended to be a hidden character in SvR 06. However, when the testers tried to run a match, the other wrestler sprites refused to appear on the screen out of fear. |
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Post by hunter on Mar 2, 2006 18:00:28 GMT -5
Note: Don't steal any Chuck Norris ones, try to do original ones.
The Gaze of Yokoberg was an ancient battle technique used to painfully murder and/or torture those who opposed Yokoberg's greatness. None have survived.
Scientists have traveled into the future and have seen that billions of years from now there will be a Universal Undisputed Championship title, which is the title that every wrestler in the known universe competes for. To attain it, one must defeat everyone who attempts to wrestle. Despite its lack of creation in our times, Yokoberg has already held this title. Twice.
Yokoberg invented music when she was discontent with the silence that followed the sound of cracking skulls.
A biographical film about Yokoberg has been announced. It will be directed by Steven Spielberg and will star the chick who played Gogo in Kill Bill, due to the inability of mere mortals to look at Yokoberg. Despite being in pre-production, it has already swept the Oscars...and the Grammies.
Yokoberg was nominated for a Noble Peace Prize. The committee was too scared to give the prize to her, so they gave it to some other guy instead. Yokoberg proceeded to stamp her foot angrily on the ground. The result is known as the Grand Canyon.
Yokoberg refers to herself in the third person. Not because she's cocky, but because it takes three people to make her talk.
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Post by Torak on Mar 2, 2006 18:03:42 GMT -5
Chiaki Kuriyama isn't the poser for Yokobergs banner. Yokoberg is the poser for Chiaki Kuriyama's body.
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Post by hitman on Mar 2, 2006 18:12:29 GMT -5
One kick from Yoko Satoshi is enough to smack the white out of both Michael Jackson and Marilyn Manson.
Yoko Satoshi tried out for the role of Baby Firefly in House of 1000 Corpses but left when she was asked to tone it down.
Yoko Satoshi can not only believe it's butter but she can melt it by staring at it for two seconds.
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Post by hunter on Mar 2, 2006 18:24:45 GMT -5
"Books likely beg Christ" is an anagram for "Yokoberg kills bitches." Coincidence? I think not.
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Post by hunter on Mar 2, 2006 19:09:37 GMT -5
They're kind of weak, but still amusing. Enjoy. Yokoberg thought of the title of the film "Snakes on a Plane." And that is why it will be the highest grossing film of all time. Yokoberg has roughly twenty million telescopes scattered throughout her house. Strangely enough, they're all pointing at elementary schools. The first film ever made was a fight filmed between Yokoberg and a random boxer, in which Yokoberg won. The film is three seconds long, the first two being the credits. Yokoberg is unemployed, because she never jobs (zing). One time, Yokoberg got angry. Then came the Big Bang. A census taker once tried to test Yokoberg. He was dead before he finished asking the first question. Jason Voorhees is Yokoberg in disguise. And now it all suddenly makes sense... Jack the Ripper once called Yokoberg an amateur. Now you know why his murders stopped. |
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Post by hunter on Mar 3, 2006 17:04:02 GMT -5
Yokoberg thinks that Wyoming is a hoax. (Credit: Yokoberg)
Yokoberg retconned Wolverine to have bone claws. She'll do the same to you. (Credit: Yokoberg)
Yokoberg shot John Lennon, though she was aiming for Yoko Ono. The reason? Copyright infringement. (Credit: Yokoberg)
Yokoberg knows words that are not present in Hunter's dictionary. (Credit: Yokoberg)
The result of the only time Yokoberg and Chuck Norris ever met in battle was Joan Rivers congealing from the afterfight. They agreed to never fight again. (Credit: Yokoberg)
The last person who disagreed with Yokoberg over the greatness of the Sub-Mariner was...well, no one has ever had the balls to do that. (Credit: Yokoberg / Hunter)
Recipe for one (1) Yokoberg: two (2) handfuls of anger, three (3) tablespoons of fear, one and a half (1.5) cups of raven's blood, a human skull, and a dash of paprika.
Yokoberg is the only person to have ever lost any weight on the Atkins Diet.
Who are you to doubt El Yokoberg?
Yokoberg calls it soccer. And don't you dare correct her.
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Post by scrawn on Mar 3, 2006 17:20:23 GMT -5
It's football damnit.
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Post by Jack Jefferson on Mar 3, 2006 17:20:31 GMT -5
Yokoberg thinks Laguna Beach was created by terrorists. And she's right. (Credit: Hunter)
Yoko created electricity, Benjamin Franklin was the devil (Credit: Yokoberg)
Hunter insulted Yoko...now he eats through a tube. (Credit: Tornado/Hunter)
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Post by The Feature Presentation on Mar 3, 2006 18:53:55 GMT -5
Lays chips say you can't have just one.
Yokoberg did, and to this day has never consumed another lay's chip.
Yoko eats bolts for breakfast, without any milk.
Yoko's last ever defeat was to BK London,
Thats why he was pushed down to upper mid card
He wasn't really injured in his hardcore match against Scott Andrews, he was injured afterwards, when Yoko gave him the injury by whistling.
Yoko has a B chromosome.
Yoko is every world leader, they are her puppets. Elections are only held for her entertainment.
Yoko isn't hardcore, we're all just girls.
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Post by holocaust on Mar 3, 2006 20:50:13 GMT -5
If you can see Yoko, she can see you. If you can't see Yoko, she's probably eating your pets.
Yoko enjoyes skee-ball. And by "skee" I mean "killing" and by "ball" I mean "babies."
When people run from Godzilla, they fail to realize that Godzilla is running from Yoko.
Yoko once had an anime. But the Cartoon Network got to it and now it is known in America as "Dragon Ball Z."
If Yoko were in Kill Bill and not Go-Go, the movie would have lasted ten minutes. Those ten minutes would have consisted of Yoko ruining Uma Thurman's shit.
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