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Post by elrey on Nov 1, 2005 21:47:47 GMT -5
spanish, french, and italian all come from ancient latin.
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Post by Latino on Nov 2, 2005 7:01:14 GMT -5
Yup the romance languages
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Post by Dalton on Nov 2, 2005 10:25:54 GMT -5
I do believe there are 5 Romance launguages:
Spanish French Italian Portugeuse and... I wanna say Romanian...
and they all derive from Latin, which derives from Greek
Taking 3 years of Latin paid off b(^_^)
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Post by elrey on Nov 6, 2005 20:59:46 GMT -5
don't forget, english is derived from multiple romantic languages, such as spanish and french.
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Post by elrey on Nov 6, 2005 21:00:07 GMT -5
Title- Pride or Power
Rey quickly opens the door to his locker room, and slams it behind him. His normally beautiful smile was bent down, giving a demonic aura around him. Gerald gets up and walks up to Rey.
Gerald- Now Rey, that loss WASN’T MY FAULT. Did you see what that Jap, Kudo, tried to do to you in your own home country on your debut match? He tried to strip you of your PRIDE, Rey. He tried to unmask you in the place you call home. I didn’t make you lose. HE did.
Rey slumps down into a nearby chair, while Gerald continues to speak.
Gerald- However that was the past and this is NOW, Rey. Tonight, you have your very first title match against that “Macho Man” RDK. Now I suggest to you that you watch these tapes of his matches, study his style, and win that Title and regain your honor.
Rey motions to Gerald, who then bends closer to Rey. Rey whispers something into his ear.
Gerald- What do you mean REVENGE? Isn’t this enough already? I secured you a TITLE MATCH. What more could you possibly want? Listen to me. When you win tonight, you would have single-handedly managed to gain the MOST PRESTIEGOUS TITLE in this company. You would have secured fame and fortune for the rest of your life. You would be SET FOR LIFE.
Gerald walks over to a TV set, and pops in a tape.
Gerald- I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. WATCH THE TAPES. I’ll be back later.
Gerald walks out of the room, leaving Rey to watch each and every RDK match on the tapes.
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Post by elrey on Nov 6, 2005 21:00:36 GMT -5
*NOTE- POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE*
Title- Macho Man or Gay Man?
Gerald Cabeza makes his way to the ring, and grabs a microphone from the ring attendant.
Gerald- Enough of this dilly dallying around, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU….EL REY DE LA MÁSCARA!!!!!
The lights turn off as soon as Gerald finishes speaking. Miseria Cantare by AFI blasts out of the speakers, as the Alpha-tron turns on. Images of a masked wrestler clad in black and white attire appear on the screen. Various angles of El Rey performing The Apocalypse Bomb and the Lightning Strike are played, as a single spotlight shines on the entrance area. El Rey runs through the black curtain, and rushes straight toward the ring. He then climbs on the turnbuckle, and raises his arms. Miseria Cantare begins to die down, and El Rey back flips off of the turnbuckle, and lands perfectly in the middle of the ring.
Gerald- As many of you may already know, my client, El Rey, is having a MONUMENTAL match tonight, when he faces off against RDK for the title!
The Crowd Cheers
Gerald- Now, this “Macho Man” seems to be a, well, Macho Man, but Rey and I have uncovered the truth. We know your dirty little secret, Macho Man, and we’re going to tell the whole world about it.
The crowd begins to talk amongst themselves
Gerald- That’s right, Macho Man. We know the secret you’ve been hiding since you were 14 years old. We know that you……………..GAY!
The entire crowd says “huh” simultaneously
Gerald- I bet you’re wondering how we found this out, huh? Quite honestly, we didn’t know about your homosexuality until today. In fact, if it wasn’t for my far-sightedness, we would have never known. You see, since I made Rey watch all of your matches, he learned of your…“Flamboyance.” He noticed the odd way you walk, the lisp in your voice, and your prone-ness to touching men’s butts… It’s hard to imagine that no one else figured this out before us.
Gerald paces in the ring
Gerald- Ladies and Gentlemen, for your viewing “pleasure,” we have revised Macho Man’s entrance music!
A handful of people begin to cheer
Gerald- Hit it!
Music begins to pour out of the speakers, as Gerald begins to sing.
Macho Man
Body...I wanna beat your body Body...you got an ugly body Body...don’t wanna touch your body Body...there’s too much of your body Check it out your body, body. It’s a pudgy body, body. talkin' bout your body, body, no one checks out your body
Everyman wants to beat that macho, macho man to have the kind of body, never in demand Jogging in the mornings, go man boobs go works out in the gay spa, anal hoe You can best believe that, he's a gay man ready to get down with, any man he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man (macho man) I've got to beat that macho man Macho, macho man I've got to beat that macho! Ow....
Macho, macho man I've got to beat the macho man Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah) I've got to be more macho!
Body, its so fat, your body, Body, love to hate your body, Body, love to kick your body, Body, don't you touch my body, Body, you'll fornicate my body, Body, don’t explore my body, Body, made by God, my body, Body, it's so good, my body
You can tell a gay, he has a funky walk his bright pink shirts and leather, always look so fem Funky with his body, he's a queen call him Miss Beagle, dig his flame You can best believe that, he's a gay man likes to be the leader, he’ll always kiss men
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man I've got to beat that macho man Macho, macho man I've got to be more macho! (All right)
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah) I've got to beat that macho man Macho, macho man I've got to be more macho! All Right!
Ugh! Macho...faggot! Body, body, don’t wanna feel your body, Body, body, body gonna kill your body, Body, body, body please stop your body, Body, body, body it's so fat your body,
Every man ought to beat that macho, macho man, To live a life of freedom, straights make a stand, who cares about their life style and ideals, without the strength and confidence, gay life’s a steal, You can best believe that he's a homo man He's a gay person in anybody's land.
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man (macho man) I've got to beat that macho man Macho, macho man I've got to be more macho! (Shave that hair on your chest)
HEY!
As the song ends, Rey claps vigorously for Gerald, who takes a bow.
Gerald- Thank you, thank you. You’re all too kind.
Gerald checks his watch.
Gerald- It appears we’re out of time. Later, gator.
Miseria Cantare plays through the speakers, as Gerald and Rey exit the ring and head towards the back.
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